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♪ I bet we've been together ♪
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♪ for a million years ♪
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♪ and I bet we'll be together ♪
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♪ for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like I
Started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed ♪
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♪ and I can't remember ♪
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♪ what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us ♪
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♪ and there ain't no nothing ♪
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♪ we can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us ♪
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♪ sha la la la ♪
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Elyse, look at this.
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It's a picture andy
Drew and left on my desk.
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What is it?
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It's a picture of
Andy hugging a dog.
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He really wants
A dog, doesn't he?
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But he knows. We
Talked about this.
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No dog.
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What's that?
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That's a picture of
Me paying for the dog.
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Steven, we've got to
Stand tough on this.
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We cannot have a
Dog in the house.
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Mallory's allergic to dogs.
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What's that?
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It's a picture of
Mallory leaving home.
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Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!
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Andy, andy, down,
Boy! Down, boy!
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Arf!
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Good boy.
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He's been barking all day, dad.
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He says the only way he'll
Stop is if you buy him a dog.
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We've been through
This a million times.
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No dogs, no pets, period.
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Grrr!
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Aah! Ow!
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Um... Well, uh,
Maybe, uh, one pet.
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Yay!
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Alex, did you get
Everything I needed?
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Oh, you bet, mal.
It's all in the bag.
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What's going on?
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My poetry reading group
Is meeting here tonight,
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And I forgot to buy them
Something sophisticated to eat.
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So alex volunteered
To buy some croissants.
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Alex, these aren't croissants.
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These are pop-tarts.
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I know.
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I don't like croissants.
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I can't serve pop-tarts to
My poetry reading group.
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Colin spencer will
Think I'm really dumb.
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Sorry. I didn't mean
To blow your cover.
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Who's colin spencer?
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He's a graduate student
In english literature.
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He's the leader of
The poetry group.
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They have graduate students in
English literature at grant college?
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Well, what's he writing his
Thesis on, "My trip to the dairy"?
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Alex, for your information,
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Colin happens to
Be a sophisticated
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And charming world traveler.
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He's lived in paris,
Rome, cincinnati.
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Oh, great.
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Hi, mallory.
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Hi. Uh, mom, dad,
This is colin spencer.
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Hello. Hello. Nice to meet you.
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It's a pleasure
Meeting you, colin.
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Mallory's told us some
Wonderful things about you.
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Well, I can't say enough
About your daughter.
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She makes every poetry
Reading such a joy.
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You know, even though I've
Only known her for a short while,
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I can honestly say she's
The brightest student I've met
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In a long time.
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Don't get out
Much, do you, colin?
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Would you like something to
Drink, colin? Some tea, perhaps?
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Oh, yes. Some lapsang souchong
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Would be perfect right now.
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Ooh, do we dare?
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"And a grin of
Bitterness swept thereby
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"Like an ominous bird a-wing.
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"Since then, keen
Lessons that love deceives
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"And wrings with wrong
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"Have shaped to me your face
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"And the god-cursed sun
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"And a tree
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And a pond edged
With grayish leaves."
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So, any thoughts on this poem?
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Personally, I think he blew it.
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It doesn't rhyme.
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It's kind of down. If I got
Something like that on a card,
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Frankly, I'd throw it out.
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Uh, colin, I'd say that hardy's
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Use of images of
Death and grayness
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Reflect his bleak emotions
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In the face of a
Dead relationship.
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Mm-hmm. What about you, mallory?
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Um... It's really neat,
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But it's really sad.
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Yes. Yes, you're right.
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You're absolutely
Right, mallory.
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You've captured the
Essence of this poem.
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"It's really neat,
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But it's really sad."
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That's a very
Perceptive comment.
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Wait a minute. What
Is this poem for?
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A birthday? Is it a
Get-well card? What?
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Excuse me.
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Hey, babe.
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Oh, nick, not here.
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My poetry reading group is here.
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Oh, hey, hey, why
Don't you skip out?
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You know, we'll get
A couple of tacos
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And hit the dirt bike
Races over at the coliseum.
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Um, nick, I can't.
I'm hosting this.
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All right. I'll just hang out
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And wait until it's over, huh?
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Um, everyone, this is nick.
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Nick, this is the poetry group.
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Hi, nick. Hi, nick.
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Hello, group. Hey.
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Hey.
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All right, the next
Poem I'd like to read
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Is ode to a nightingale
By john keats.
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"My heart aches,
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And the..."
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Want some?
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Yeah?
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Nick, can I have a
Word with you, please?
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Sure.
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Hey, uh, this milk,
It's for everybody.
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Listen, nick, why don't
You go ahead without me,
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'cause I'm not gonna be able to
Break away from here tonight.
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Come on, babe, I know how much
You love those dirt bike races,
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And I hate to go without
You. Vroom, vroom!
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Nick!
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Anybody else want to
Go to the dirt bike races?
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Hey.
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So where were we?
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Well, listen, why don't
We just call it a night?
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It's getting late. We can
Discuss this poem next week.
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Um, colin,
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I'm really sorry nick
Ruined the meeting.
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It was all my fault.
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Actually, I'm glad. I wanted a
Chance to talk to you alone.
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It's the pop-tarts, right?
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That was alex's idea.
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I asked him to get croissants.
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No, no.
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I loved the pop-tarts.
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They were very... Refreshing.
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No, there's just
Something that I...
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I'd like to share with you.
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Here. Sit.
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It's a poem that I brought.
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I want to read it to you. I'd
Like to know what you think of it.
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Sure. Go ahead.
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"She walks in beauty...
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"Like the night of cloudless
Climes and starry skies.
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"And all that's best
Of dark and bright
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"Meet in her
Aspect and her eyes,
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"Thus mellowed to
That tender light
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Which heaven to
Gaudy day denies."
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Wow.
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Mallory...
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Will you go out with me?
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Wow.
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There's so much I want
You to experience...
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Wonderful thoughts,
Beautiful music.
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I want to show you new york,
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The romance of paris.
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I want to show you the world.
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All in one date?
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How about next friday?
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Um... Colin,
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I'm... I'm really flattered,
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But, well, I've been going out
With nick for over a year now.
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You don't have to give me
Your answer right away.
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Just... Think about it.
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But...
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But now...
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Not a word.
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Hey, a successful
Trip to the pet store!
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Since andy can't have a dog,
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We got him...
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Ta-daa!
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A fish.
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A natural substitute.
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Oh, come on, mom. A fish can
Be just as good a pet as a dog.
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Look at him. He's cute,
He's frisky, he's colorful.
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He's slimy.
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Yes, but fish can also be
Very trusting and very loyal.
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Well, what are you
Gonna name him, honey?
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Mr. Fish.
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No, no, we're gonna
Name him kissinger.
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No, we're going
To name him lassie.
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Come on, sweetheart. Let's take
Lassie upstairs and put him in this bowl.
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Ooh, andy, he says he really
Wants to see his new home.
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Can we flush him
Down the toilet?
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Hey, mallie. How was your day?
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My day was like a
Thousand summers.
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I walked through
Dappled sunlight
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As it danced across
My shoulders.
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A motley-colored leaf
Fell silent at my feet.
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It was more lovely than
E'er you could imagine.
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Did you pick up my cleaning?
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Alex, can I ask you a question?
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Yeah, sure. What's up?
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How do you know when
You're really in love?
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Uh, I don't know. I get, uh,
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Uh, an inexplicable desire
To spend money on a girl.
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You know, I know I'm really lost
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When I don't ask
Her to pay it back.
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I know, but how do
Normal people know
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When they're in love?
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Mal, why are you asking me this?
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I've got a real problem.
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Colin. He really likes me.
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What about nick?
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I don't know, alex.
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All of a sudden, it seems
Like it might be wrong
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To be tied down to one person.
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Alex, colin has made me
Realize that there's so much,
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So many experiences
Open to me now.
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I don't know what to do.
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Yeah?
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Delivery for mallory keaton.
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Yeah, that's me.
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Thanks.
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"Oh, my love's like
A red, red rose
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"That's newly sprung in june.
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"Oh, my love's like a melody
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"That's sweetly played in tune.
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Love, colin."
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Isn't that sweet, alex?
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I say you dump both of them
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And start fresh in the morning.
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Roll over, lassie.
Roll over. Roll over.
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Whoa! Good dog.
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Hey, come on!
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Andy, please.
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Ohh! Well, where did
You get a dog biscuit?
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Skippy.
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Skippy? Skippy
Doesn't have a dog.
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What's he doing
With dog biscuits?
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His grandmother
Gives them to him
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When he does something right.
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Where have you guys been?
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Alex and I thought kissinger
Looked a little lonely,
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So we went out to the pond and
Found a little fish friend for him.
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He's in a bucket in the kitchen.
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Andy, this new fish we're
Going to call bubbles.
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I already named the new fish...
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Agnew.
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Come on, andy, let's
Go meet the new fish.
258
00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,083
Do I have to?
259
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,585
Oh, come on.
260
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:25,021
Elyse, jen, just
Go in and say hi.
261
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,056
Do I have to? Do I have to?
262
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,158
I'll just go in and tell
Poor little bubbles
263
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,695
You're too busy to
Welcome him to his new home.
264
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,959
Hey, mal. How's it going?
265
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,834
The light broke
Like a burning ray
266
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,103
Upon my soul.
267
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:44,606
Noises filtered from beyond.
268
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,064
pourquoi?
269
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:50,401
pourquoi?
270
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,950
Let's go look at the fish.
271
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,919
I'm with you.
272
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,922
It's a new poem I've
Been working on.
273
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,524
It's called pourquoi.
274
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,914
It's french, I think.
275
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,628
It is french.
276
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:08,586
And that makes you
Illiterate in two languages.
277
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:15,037
Colin says I have an
Uncommon gift for syntax.
278
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:17,273
You've been seeing a
Lot of colin, haven't you?
279
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,076
He's just changed the way
I look at things, that's all.
280
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:24,580
I mean, no one like him ever
Took me seriously before.
281
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,816
It's so nice to be respected
282
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,218
For your mind and your talent.
283
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,546
Oh, what ho! The door.
284
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,551
But pourquoi?
285
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,101
Hi.
286
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,102
Hey.
287
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,103
Um... Hey.
288
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,104
Hey.
289
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,105
Hey.
290
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,606
Hey, uh, nice flowers.
291
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:55,611
Oh, well, we grow these
In the backyard, right, alex?
292
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,013
Right, right.
293
00:13:57,037 --> 00:14:00,116
It's always been
A dream of mine.
294
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,573
Next year, I'm
Planting begonias.
295
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,256
"Love, colin"?
296
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,791
That's the amazing thing.
297
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:11,527
They came up with that card.
298
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,829
That's incredible.
299
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:16,132
All right. We don't grow
Them in the backyard.
300
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,667
They're from colin.
301
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,201
The poetry wimp?
302
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:20,569
He's not a wimp.
303
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:24,340
He's... He's sophisticated,
Intelligent, and charming.
304
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,409
If you like him, I like him.
305
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,145
Nick...
306
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,980
Do you ever think
About life and literature
307
00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:35,484
And how language alters
Our perception of reality?
308
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:38,087
Are you talking to me?
309
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:42,258
Ok, nick. Look, lately,
Since I've been in school...
310
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:45,661
My views are changing, and I'm
Being introduced to new ideas,
311
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,064
And I'm meeting new people.
312
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,499
Like this colin guy.
313
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,934
For one.
314
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,168
That's cool. You know,
315
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:55,504
It's good to meet some wimps.
316
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,473
Nick, he asked me out.
317
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,242
And you told him no, right?
318
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,143
Not yet.
319
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:04,313
What do you mean "Not yet"?
320
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,615
I mean I'm changing
And I'm growing,
321
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,218
And I need some room right now.
322
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,620
Hey, you know, that's
Ok. I see what's happening.
323
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,990
You know, I'm an artist. You
Don't have to draw a picture.
324
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,458
Ok, let me explain.
325
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,459
No, it's ok.
326
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:17,460
No, nick...
327
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,627
No, mal. It's all right.
328
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:19,962
You know? You want room?
329
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:22,298
I'll give you all the room
In the world, all right?
330
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,521
Later.
331
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,704
"So in my veins,
332
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,573
"Red life might stream again,
333
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:35,077
"And thou be conscience calmed.
334
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,080
"See? Here it is.
335
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,350
I hold it towards you."
336
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,153
I hate to keep harping
On this one point,
337
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:47,089
But this is another one
Of those non-rhymers.
338
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,324
Well, I think after
Mr. Handleman's brilliant display,
339
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:51,794
Any other insights
Would be anticlimactic.
340
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:54,663
We'll meet next
Thursday at dana's loft.
341
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,499
Uh, mallory, would you
Mind staying for a while?
342
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,834
There's something I
Want to talk to you about.
343
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,269
Sure.
344
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,938
Colin, there's something
I don't understand here.
345
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,941
Somehow that
Doesn't surprise me.
346
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,944
So, I guess you're this
Year's choice, huh, mallory?
347
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,112
Congratulations.
348
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,814
I don't know what
You're talking about.
349
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,483
Well, you see, every year,
Colin picks a new freshman girl
350
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:17,453
To sweep off her
Feet. To make a star of.
351
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,556
And after a few months
Of romance, he dumps her.
352
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,025
And, mallory, you're
This year's model.
353
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:26,529
Joyce, you couldn't be
More wrong about colin.
354
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,864
Take it from last year's model.
355
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,533
As soon as you're alone,
356
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,067
He'll dim the lights.
357
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:36,705
Then he'll take out that book
Of poetry that he found in this...
358
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:40,209
Ever so charming
Shop outside of london.
359
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:44,480
Then he'll get that
Mandolin he found in venice
360
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,582
And start singing some
Ridiculous love song
361
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:51,787
Like I gave my love a cherry.
362
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:55,424
He'll play a while,
363
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,926
Miss a note,
364
00:16:56,950 --> 00:17:00,429
Laugh in that self-deprecating
Little way he has...
365
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,387
Ha ha ha ha ha.
366
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:06,435
He'll put the mandolin down
367
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,104
And say, "Joyce..."
368
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,106
Or in your case,
369
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:12,941
"Mallory...
370
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,177
You've touched my soul,
371
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:18,269
And I only feel complete
When I'm with you."
372
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,372
Better go.
373
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,120
Lapsang souchong?
374
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,077
Oh, I'd love some.
375
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:29,124
Here.
376
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:31,126
Take it home with you.
377
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,628
Well, thank you.
378
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,129
Come on, mallory, let's go.
379
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,597
Um, skippy, I can't.
380
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,299
Mallory's going to be
Staying for a while, skip.
381
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,135
We're going to have
A, uh, tutoring session.
382
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,302
Well, great. I'll stay, too.
383
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:41,803
I could always
Use some tutoring.
384
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:45,641
I'll just call home and
Have my mom feed my turtles.
385
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,144
This is a private
Tutoring session, skip.
386
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:51,101
Well, then how come
She gets to stay?
387
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,150
Good night, skippy.
388
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,174
Wait, wait... Mallory
Drove me here!
389
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:02,258
Oh, this is a great
Apartment, colin.
390
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,959
Ah, thanks. I got
A lot of this stuff
391
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,361
Traveling around the world.
392
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,929
And every time I look at one
Of them, I remember everything
393
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:09,964
About the place
Where I found it.
394
00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:11,967
I know exactly what
You're talking about.
395
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,103
Every time I put on these shoes,
396
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,926
I think of the mall.
397
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:23,067
Here, I'll show you
Some of my favorites.
398
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,916
Ohh...
399
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,453
It's a book of
Poetry I got in this...
400
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:33,443
Ever so charming shop
Just outside of london.
401
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:35,824
It's lovely.
402
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:36,826
And when I was in venice,
403
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:40,918
I found this fantastic mandolin.
404
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:52,641
♪ I gave my love a cherry ♪
405
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:56,478
♪ that had no stone ♪
406
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:57,813
♪ I ga... ♪♪
407
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,770
Ha ha ha ha ha.
408
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:08,523
Mallory, in some real way, I
Feel you've touched my soul,
409
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,460
And I only feel complete
When I'm with you.
410
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,095
Really. Really?
411
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,430
Uh, more than last year's
412
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,499
Touching of the
Souls with joyce?
413
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,100
I don't understand.
414
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,768
I cannot believe I'm so stupid!
415
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,437
I actually convinced myself
416
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,505
You thought I was special.
417
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,107
Mallory... That I had
Something to offer.
418
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,842
I was nothing but
A plaything to you!
419
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,443
Mallory, why don't we
Sit down, have some tea,
420
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:29,944
We can talk about this.
421
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,947
I really hope you enjoyed
Yourself, colin, I do,
422
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,615
'cause I'll tell
You something...
423
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,117
I learned more
Tonight than I ever did
424
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,852
In your stupid poetry class!
425
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:40,344
You could have at
Least learned a new song!
426
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,729
Hmm? Elyse...
427
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,419
Bad news.
428
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,401
Mr. Fish is missing.
429
00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:54,469
Missing?
430
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,138
The new fish is there,
431
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:58,374
But he's not talking.
432
00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,641
Dad.
433
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,142
Hmm?
434
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,601
I want you to brace yourself.
435
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,878
Agnew ate kissinger.
436
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,558
It was really cool, dad.
437
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,648
Bubbles just swallowed him...
438
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:21,552
Jennifer, take him away.
439
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,103
All right, dad,
440
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,605
I say we skip the trial.
441
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:33,230
I say we fillet bubbles now.
442
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:35,711
Bubbles!
443
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:36,834
Get him!
444
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,617
Hi, honey.
445
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,418
How did the poetry reading go?
446
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:44,586
It didn't.
447
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,522
What happened?
448
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:49,124
Mom, I thought
Colin really liked me.
449
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,627
And I thought that
I really liked him.
450
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,361
All he wanted was
For me to become
451
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:56,532
One of the precious things
He's collected on his travels.
452
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,834
I'm sorry, honey.
453
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,335
How could I have been so stupid?
454
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,271
I didn't belong in
That poetry group.
455
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,772
Now, that's not true.
456
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,774
You belonged there just
As much as anybody else.
457
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,609
You were really
Enjoying that group,
458
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:10,145
And you were doing well, too.
459
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:13,148
pourquoi was a good poem.
460
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,983
You know, mom, before
I started at grant,
461
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,486
I was really nervous
About fitting in.
462
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,087
All of a sudden,
I'm with this group
463
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,323
And I'm having
Intellectual talks
464
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:23,258
With someone like colin.
465
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,260
And it made me feel smart.
466
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,330
It made me feel special.
467
00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:31,266
I wanted to be that
Person so badly,
468
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,470
I was just ready to
Turn my back on who I am.
469
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:38,106
You are growing up, honey.
470
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,609
There are going to be
A lot of false starts,
471
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,244
You know? A lot
Of disappointments,
472
00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:44,112
A lot of pain. But...
473
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,847
But these... Detours,
474
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,850
They make up the texture
Of your life, you know?
475
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,852
They tell you what all
Your different options are,
476
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:54,322
All the different
Things you can become.
477
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:56,692
I don't know if I
Can handle it, mom.
478
00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:59,361
Oh, honey, every woman's
Got a colin spencer
479
00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:00,996
In her past.
480
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,520
Do you?
481
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,591
Yeah, I...
482
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:12,975
Mine's name was
Granville mitchell.
483
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,477
I met him in ballet class.
484
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:18,580
He was a senior,
I was a freshman.
485
00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:22,718
He told me I could dance
Like isadora duncan.
486
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:26,450
What are you laughing at?
487
00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:30,558
Sorry.
488
00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:33,328
The point is that
Out of that disaster
489
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,829
Developed a love for dance
490
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:37,332
That stayed with me
The rest of my life.
491
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,102
Now, you... You have a
New interest in poetry.
492
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:43,639
Don't give it up just
Because of colin spencer.
493
00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:47,843
You know, mom the worst
Part is that I really hurt nick.
494
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,512
He's always loved
Me for who I am
495
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,614
And I never have
To put on an act.
496
00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:55,851
You know? I never have to
Pretend I'm something I'm not.
497
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,755
Nick's special that way.
498
00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:05,794
Come on. Let's go up.
499
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:07,629
You go ahead. I'll
Be up in a minute.
500
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:08,733
Ok.
501
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:20,576
Nick?
502
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,977
Hi, it's me.
503
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:25,035
Do you want to
Go get some tacos?
504
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:56,678
Man: sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
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