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Johnny mathis: ♪ I bet
We've been together ♪
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♪ for a million years ♪
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Deniece williams: ♪ and I
Bet we'll be together ♪
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♪ for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like I
Started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed ♪
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Both: ♪ and I can't remember ♪
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♪ what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ ooh hoo ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ sha la la la ♪
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Dad, can I have the
Keys to the car, please?
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I have to go to the mall and
Get andy some new clothes.
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Oh, now, wait a minute.
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Alex just took andy
Shopping yesterday.
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He's got a whole
Wardrobe full of clothes.
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Mom, what if he wants to
Wear something casual?
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Oh, mallory, please.
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Children's clothes
Are incredibly expensive.
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We shopped for him.
Then alex shopped for him.
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Shopping's over.
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Andy, where'd you
Get that outfit?
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Alex says this is what
All the kids are wearing.
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This is his most casual
Outfit, by the way.
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Everything else can only
Be worn at a coronation.
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Look, dad, we're not gonna
Spend any more money, ok?
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We're just gonna
Return what alex bought
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And just get him some
Normal kid's clothes. That's all.
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All right, all right, but
Be back within an hour.
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We're starting dinner.
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Yeah, ok.
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Don't forget seat belts.
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Yeah, don't worry.
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Whoa. Hey, I see you got
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Your rough-and-tumble
Outfit on, huh?
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Goin' out to play a little ball?
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Yeah. Baseball.
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Don't you be afraid
To slide in that gear.
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That's what it's for.
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Alex, there's a message here
For you. Professor rhodes called.
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He'll be coming by sometime
Today with the final data.
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Whoa, this is incredible.
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Do you realize what this means?
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Well, it's just a wild guess,
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But, uh, I'd say it means
That professor rhodes
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Will be coming by sometime
Today with the final data.
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Nice try, dad.
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That's not right?
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Well, that's just
The tip of the iceberg.
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Look, if professor rhodes says
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He's coming by today
With the final data,
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It means he's made a breakthrough
On our research project.
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My name is gonna be on a
Paper with dr. Lloyd rhodes,
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My idol, my mentor,
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The father of
Rhodesian economics.
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I wonder if his name
Should go first.
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Congratulations, honey. I know
How hard you've worked on this paper.
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Oh, and, mom, do you
Know this could put me
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In line for the wilson award
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For outstanding achievement
In student research?
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It's the first jewel
In the triple crown,
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Followed by the mckinley
Award for grade-point average
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And the adams for
Neatness and appearance.
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Oh, I got it. I got it.
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Hey, hey, professor
Rhodes, come on in. Welcome.
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Thank you, alex.
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Listen, I'd like you
To meet my parents,
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Steven and elyse keaton.
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Professor. Well, hello.
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Very nice to meet you.
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Hi. Alex has told
Us a lot about you.
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Well, you have quite a
Remarkable young man here.
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Yeah, and alex has
Told us that, too.
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You know, I... I really
Shouldn't tell you this, alex,
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But I think your
Contribution to this paper
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Is gonna get you
The wilson award
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For outstanding
Research achievement.
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The wilson award, sir.
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Thought never entered my mind.
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As emcee at awards night,
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You're liable to be
Presenting it to yourself.
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Ooh, I like that. I like that.
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That way, no one else's
Fingerprints'll get on it.
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Well, alex, here
It is, the final data.
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Do you realize what
I'm holding here?
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Well, I've been burned on
This one before, but, uh...
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But I'm gonna take a wild guess
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And say, uh, the final data.
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Nice try, mr. Keaton.
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But it's much more than that.
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It's the culmination
Of my life's work.
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It's the logical
Conclusion of 45 years
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Devoted to the
Field of economics.
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And my name's gonna be on it.
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And my name is going first.
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I gotta tell you, professor rhodes,
This is a stunning piece of work.
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"The concept of
Diminishing marginal returns
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"Must be reassessed
In light of the elasticity
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Of consumer demand..."
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"Given variable interest
Rates in the post-keynesian era."
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I'm sorry. It's just
So damn beautiful.
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Well, alex, you're certainly
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The most passionate
E-economics assistant I've ever had.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just that, uh,
Economics is my life,
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And it's just so
Thrilling for me
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To be able to work with you,
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Spend time with you.
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Uh, let's keep the
Hugging to a minimum, alex.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Although I can understand
Your enthusiasm.
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I mean, you... You
Have a real talent.
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You know, you could be
One of the great economists
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Of your generation.
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Please don't hug me.
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Oh, professor rhodes, I'd
Like you to meet my sisters.
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This is jennifer, this
Is mallory, and this is...
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Who is this?
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What happened to you?
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Sad, isn't it?
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I do not want a
3-year-old brother
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Who looks like mad max.
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I do not want a
3-year-old brother
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Who looks like
Winston churchill.
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Professor rhodes,
Back me up on this.
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Oh, I kind of like
What he's wearing.
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Wh-where does a person
Like me get an outfit like that?
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At the hip toddler.
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Why don't you guys
Be on your way, huh?
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Well, good luck with
Your economics homework.
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Mallory, mallory,
Come here. Come here.
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This is hardly
Economics homework.
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This will be a landmark
Economic treatise.
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"An econometric analysis
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Of the household's
Intemporal allocation
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Under additive preferences."
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Now I'm interested.
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Actually, it's much more
Interesting than it sounds.
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You see, underneath
All of that jargon,
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There's a basic concept
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That might relate to you much
More readily than you imagine.
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Professor rhodes,
You have no idea
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Who you're dealing with here.
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Here. L-let me explain.
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Here. Sit down, mallory.
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Look, say that you
Went to the store
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To buy a particular skirt
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And there was a
Blouse in that store
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That would only
Go with the skirt.
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This is scary.
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Now say that the price of
The skirt rose dramatically
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And you couldn't
Afford it anymore.
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Would you still
Wanna buy the blouse?
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Why would I want a blouse
If I had nothing to go with it?
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Exactly. Now you
Understand the concept
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Of cross-elasticity of demand.
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What happened to the skirt?
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No, no. That was
Just an example.
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What color was the skirt?
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It doesn't matter.
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Doesn't matter?
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Excuse me, sir. With
All due respect,
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You don't know the first
Thing about economics.
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Don't feel bad,
Professor rhodes.
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You were taking economics
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Where no man has gone before.
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Listen, I have to run.
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You've got all of the
Raw data here, alex.
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All you have to do is to put it
Under the proper subheadings,
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And by gosh, our
Paper is ready to go.
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It'll be a pleasure
And an honor, sir.
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Eh, hug understood.
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Hi, honey.
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I can't believe the
Outfits they bought.
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A little boy should not be
Sleeping in sequined pajamas.
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He looks like liberace's son.
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The girls' intentions were good.
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Wish I could say the
Same thing for their taste.
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What do they expect
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Shopping at a store
Called the hip toddler?
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Well, it's better than
Where alex took him...
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The corporate toddler.
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This is all wrong.
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Can't believe you're still
Working on that same project.
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What is it, alex?
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This... This is crazy.
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These... These
Figures don't add up.
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They just don't support
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Professor rhodes' hypothesis.
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Is it possible you
Miscalculated?
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Come on, mom, I-I've gone over these
Things a hundred different ways.
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It's just not gonna work.
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Do you realize what this means?
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I'm not falling for
That a third time.
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It means I'm gonna have
To tell professor rhodes
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That 3 years of research
Is down the drain,
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That all this work was in vain.
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Means I'm gonna have
To break his heart.
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Come in.
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Professor rhodes?
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Alex, how's the
Final checking going?
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Well, that's... That's what I
Wanted to talk to you about, sir.
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It's, uh, done.
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Well, talk to me.
Don't hold back.
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How did it come out?
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Sir, do you have any other
Hobbies besides economics?
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No. None at all.
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You know, a nice stamp collection
Can really cheer a guy up.
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I'll try it sometime.
But in the meanwhile,
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Nothing is more important
To me than economics
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And specifically
This paper of ours.
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They have stamps with horsies
On them and duckies and...
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There's an elvis one.
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Alex, is there something
Wrong with our paper?
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Sir, I'm sorry. I
Tabulated these figures.
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They don't support
Our hypothesis.
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The... The entire
Foundation of our theory,
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Our whole premise,
Everything we worked for,
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Is invalid.
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Stamp collection, you say?
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You can bounce back from this.
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I mean, think of all
The famous people
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Who failed before
They went on to glory.
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Think of the wright
Brothers, sir.
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Do you know how many
Running jumps they took
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Before they realized they
Needed to be in a vehicle to fly?
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This is quite a blow.
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I was hoping this
Paper'd boost my career.
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Sir, your career doesn't
Need any boosting.
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You're one of the most popular
Professors on this campus.
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You ask anybody in the
Economics department.
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Thanks, alex, but unfortunately,
Times have changed.
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It's not enough to be a
Popular, good teacher anymore.
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Universities are looking
For successful researchers.
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Publishing is the key.
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It's publish or perish.
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Well, it's not more
Important than teaching.
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If you don't mind, I'd like
To... I'd like to be alone,
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Just, uh, me and my
Invalid hypothesis.
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I understand.
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I'm only sorry that I brought your
Hopes up about the wilson award.
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Oh, come on, sir. I don't really
Care about the wilson award.
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00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,177
I'm only concerned about you,
252
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,113
Your position in the department.
253
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,570
I'm completely out
Of the running, huh?
254
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,619
I'm afraid so.
255
00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:51,621
Thanks for everything, alex.
256
00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:52,645
Thank you.
257
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:55,158
I'll see you in class.
258
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,592
Yeah.
259
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,149
Thanks.
260
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,536
Dean ellis, lloyd rhodes.
261
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,039
Listen, I... Great news.
262
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,540
My paper is completed,
263
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,043
And I think it's a breakthrough.
264
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,545
Oh, yeah. It'll... It'll be
Ready for presentation
265
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,047
At the award ceremonies.
266
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,184
Oh, yes. It's
Definitely publishable.
267
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,551
Yeah.
268
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,609
Thanks. I'll be talkin' to you.
269
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,828
Ok, how does this sound?
270
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,395
It's my opening remarks
271
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,064
For tonight's awards banquet.
272
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:39,068
"My fellow economists,
Due to a grave error,
273
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,070
"Tonight's wilson award
274
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,073
"Will not be going
To alex p. Keaton.
275
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:48,165
I suggest everyone
Go home immediately."
276
00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:51,602
This came for you, honey.
277
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:55,751
Yeah.
278
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,820
It's the program for
Tonight's awards banquet,
279
00:12:57,844 --> 00:13:00,156
What should have
Been the biggest night
280
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,490
Of professor rhodes' career.
281
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,847
I don't even wanna look at it.
282
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:07,596
I may just catch
The flu for this one.
283
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,098
Listen to the topics.
284
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,100
"Labor unions in burma.
285
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,103
"Third-world monetary spirals.
286
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,105
"An e-economic analysis
287
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,508
Of the household's
Intemporal..."
288
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:20,976
Wait a minute. I know this one.
289
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,145
This is the one about
The skirt and the blouse.
290
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,647
Well, what about
The skirt and blouse?
291
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,182
Well, there's a... There's
A skirt in the window...
292
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,583
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
293
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,218
Wait a minute. Let me see that.
294
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,720
I don't believe this.
295
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:32,254
It sa... It says in here
296
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:35,258
That our paper is scheduled
To be presented tonight.
297
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,260
I thought you said
That paper was invalid.
298
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:38,261
It is invalid.
299
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,729
These figures have
All been changed.
300
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:41,731
Do you realize what this means?
301
00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:44,036
Let's just assume I don't.
302
00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:51,574
It means that either
This is a big mistake,
303
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,097
Or professor rhodes...
304
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,979
It's gotta be a mistake.
305
00:13:57,003 --> 00:14:00,271
Well, ask him what
Store that skirt was in.
306
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,121
Come in.
307
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,557
You busy, sir?
308
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:12,628
No. I was just reviewing
Professor marshall's latest book...
309
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:15,564
post-industrial
Macroeconomics in asia.
310
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:19,034
Have you seen the program
For tonight's dinner?
311
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,169
Oh, yeah.
312
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,538
Thought they did a lovely job.
313
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:26,142
I was particularly taken
By the, uh, new typeface.
314
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:30,412
You know, I-it says in there that we're
Gonna be presenting o-our paper tonight.
315
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:33,882
I was gonna call the printers,
Tell 'em they made a mistake.
316
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:35,551
Alex, it's not a mistake.
317
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:38,554
But there's absolutely
No support for our theory.
318
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,057
I mean, our paper is
Completely invalid.
319
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,392
The... The numbers
Are a-all fabricated.
320
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,283
I admit it needs a little work.
321
00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,067
Wait a minute.
322
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:55,570
Sir, you can't go
Through with this.
323
00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:57,072
It's wrong!
324
00:14:57,096 --> 00:15:00,109
You know, it's morally
And ethically wrong.
325
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,100
Alex...
326
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:05,882
You know...
327
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,584
I am under more pressure
328
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,087
Than you can possibly imagine.
329
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,589
If I don't publish this paper,
330
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:17,026
The university is going
To squeeze me out.
331
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,528
Well, don't you know your
Students look up to you,
332
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,596
Not just for your
Knowledge of economics
333
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,432
And your ability to teach it,
334
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:26,768
But for the way you make us
Believe that honesty and integrity
335
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,871
Are an economist's
Most valuable tools.
336
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,539
Alex, grow up, will you?
337
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,040
Don't you understand
338
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:35,578
That teaching has become
A... A business like any other?
339
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,046
Publication brings prestige.
340
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,547
It attracts endowments.
341
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,349
It attracts money.
342
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:44,854
No one is more interested
In attracting money than me.
343
00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:47,056
I've spent my whole life
344
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,725
Trying to attract money.
345
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,083
I'm gonna name my
Kids after money.
346
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:59,335
But I know that this is wrong.
347
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,203
Alex...
348
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,471
You're a young man
349
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,072
With a young man's ideals,
350
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:06,575
And that's exactly
As it should be.
351
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:09,578
I am an old man who
Is being pushed out
352
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,012
By a young breed of teacher
353
00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:13,816
Who would rather sit
Behind a word processor
354
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,151
Than stand in front of a class.
355
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:17,941
I am a dinosaur.
356
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,623
And you know what
Happened to them.
357
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,292
They didn't publish any papers,
358
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,876
And they became extinct.
359
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,564
What am I supposed to do?
360
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:32,068
Am I supposed to blindly go
Along with what you're doing,
361
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:35,805
Even though I know that this paper
Is a deliberate, calculated fraud?
362
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:38,340
You have the power to stop me.
363
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:40,509
We both know that.
364
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,544
I hope you won't.
365
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:45,347
I hope you'll look
The other way.
366
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,516
And believe me,
367
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,808
Before long, this
Will all be forgotten.
368
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,546
Not by me.
369
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,166
Surely, the international
Monetary fund
370
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,735
Cannot refinance this
Debt without guarantees
371
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,092
From the world bank
And established creditors.
372
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,942
This is incredibly boring.
373
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:15,110
All these dull,
Pompous economists.
374
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:18,981
It's like being in a
Room full of alexes.
375
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:21,650
I wish I had been
Smart like mallory
376
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,352
And faked the flu.
377
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,121
Come on. Let's go.
378
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,990
Oh, this is the greatest.
379
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:30,125
It's better than last year.
380
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,461
Some of my favorite
Economists are here.
381
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,929
Any chance for autographs?
382
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,098
Sure, I know it's exciting...
383
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,100
All these economists
All dressed up,
384
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,703
Talk of interest
Rates everywhere.
385
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,204
See those hors d'oeuvres
386
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,340
Shaped like the
Treasury department?
387
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,430
It's a magical night.
388
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:51,080
Ah, I know. I know.
For some reason,
389
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:54,116
I can't seem to get
In the spirit of it.
390
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:58,020
For one thing, I have to present
Somebody else with the wilson award,
391
00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:00,423
Which I should obviously
Be presenting to myself.
392
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:03,125
And then there's this problem
With professor rhodes.
393
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:04,960
I mean, my... My
Idol, my mentor,
394
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,929
A man I've patterned
My whole life after
395
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,465
Is gonna go up there
And deceive this audience,
396
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:13,402
And I have to introduce him.
What am I supposed to say?
397
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:17,094
Ladies and gentlemen, please
Welcome my hero, a really big liar...
398
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,210
Dr. Lloyd rhodes.
399
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,146
You start off with a joke.
400
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:27,010
She's startin' to wind
Up. I better get up there.
401
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,585
And thus,
402
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,587
The industrial
Nations must establish
403
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,589
The viability of I.M.F. Loans
404
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,591
To developing
Third-world nations.
405
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,649
Thank you.
406
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,902
Each year,
407
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,905
The leland economics department
408
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,775
Honors the most outstanding
Student researcher
409
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,911
With the theodore
F. Wilson award.
410
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,734
Besides this...
411
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,018
Handsome commemorative plaque...
412
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,622
This year's winner will receive
413
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,124
A semester's scholarship
414
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,149
To study at the london
School of economics.
415
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,567
The winner of this year's
Theodore f. Wilson award is...
416
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,336
What do you know about that?
417
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,337
Alex keaton!
418
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,339
Thank you very much. Thank you.
419
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:27,275
Um, the winner of this year's
Wilson award is eve kimball.
420
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,333
Oh, that's an "E." eve kimball.
421
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,589
I would just like to
Thank professor marshall
422
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,592
For letting me do
Research with her. A-and I...
423
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:44,860
Ok, that's time, evie.
424
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,595
Thank you very much.
425
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:49,097
But, alex, nobody
Else had a time limit.
426
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,099
You're right. I'm sorry, eve.
427
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,123
We're just... We're
Running a little behind.
428
00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:01,409
Which brings me to
Our final presentation
429
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:02,433
Of the night.
430
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,448
Uh, a paper...
431
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,784
To be presented
432
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,741
By dr. Lloyd rhodes...
433
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,623
A man that I've worked
Very closely with
434
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:18,761
And have gotten
To know very well.
435
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:21,429
You know, I had a
Hard time tonight
436
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:25,100
Tryin' to think of, uh, what
To say about dr. Rhodes
437
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:28,103
That would shed
Some light on who he is
438
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,339
And what he stands for.
439
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,675
But I know this.
440
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:35,678
When I think about what's
Most important to me
441
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:36,679
Here at leland,
442
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,281
Most of the
Time, I think of him.
443
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:41,917
And I know I share that feeling
444
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,586
With every student who's
Ever had the privilege
445
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:47,811
And the pleasure of
Sitting in his classroom.
446
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:52,595
I admire this man tremendously.
447
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:55,598
And I know when I leave leland,
448
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:59,101
I'm gonna leave with
A confidence in myself
449
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,103
And a love for economics
450
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,738
That he taught me.
451
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,740
Ladies and gentlemen,
452
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,598
Uh, dr. Lloyd rhodes.
453
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:14,638
Thank you, alex.
454
00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:19,922
That was a teacher's
Dream come true.
455
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:23,825
You know, when I first
Started teaching at leland,
456
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,961
Things were a lot
Less complicated.
457
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,696
We didn't have all
These award ceremonies
458
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,065
And publishing contracts.
459
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,567
We taught because we loved kids,
460
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:35,404
And we wanted to see them grow.
461
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,405
Now it's different.
462
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,073
College isn't for
Students anymore.
463
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,430
It's for the professors.
464
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,335
I got caught up in the
Competition myself.
465
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,082
I came here
466
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:49,585
Intending to present
A paper tonight,
467
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,108
Ladies and gentlemen...
468
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:55,891
A paper that is a
Complete fraud.
469
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,761
I was going to go
Through with it,
470
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:02,764
Because I thought I
Had to to keep my job,
471
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:05,100
To prove my worth
To the administration.
472
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:08,303
But in the final analysis,
That's not important.
473
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,772
I am a teacher.
474
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:12,707
And in a college,
475
00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:16,445
There's nothing more
Important than that.
476
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,547
Someone reminded me of that...
477
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:19,803
Tonight.
478
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:23,051
So, uh, ladies and gentlemen,
479
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:26,054
I don't have a paper
To present tonight,
480
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:30,258
But what I do have is
Infinitely more important.
481
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:32,560
I have, I hope,
482
00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:34,762
The esteem,
483
00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:35,830
The respect,
484
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:38,733
The admiration of my students,
485
00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:40,568
And for a teacher,
486
00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:42,904
There's nothing more
Important than that.
487
00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:44,528
Thank you.
488
00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:57,485
Well, alex, that's that.
489
00:22:57,509 --> 00:22:59,587
No award for you,
490
00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:02,757
And no research
Presentation from me.
491
00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:04,293
Tough night, huh?
492
00:23:04,317 --> 00:23:08,063
I was just proud to be
Your student tonight.
493
00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:09,598
Thanks, alex.
494
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,166
I'm proud of you.
495
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:12,433
I know.
496
00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:13,958
Hug understood.
497
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:16,627
Hug required.
498
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,309
Let's strike a
Nice natural pose.
499
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:22,666
Oh, just a minute.
500
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,410
Sit, ubu, sit.
501
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,067
Good dog.
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