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♪ I bet we've been together ♪
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♪ for a million years ♪
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♪ and I bet we'll be together ♪
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♪ for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like I
Started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed ♪
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♪ and I can't remember ♪
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♪ what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us ♪
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♪ and there ain't no nothing ♪
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♪ we can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us ♪
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♪ sha la la la ♪♪
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What are you writing, jen?
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Nothing. Just a poem
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For the school magazine.
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How's it coming?
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Ok, I guess.
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I'm just stuck on this one line.
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Well, maybe I can help.
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You know, I don't like to brag,
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But in grade school, I used
To be quite a poet myself.
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They used to call me
"Iambic pentameter" keaton.
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That's a fabulous nickname, dad.
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Well, come on, jen, read
Me what you've got so far.
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Come on.
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Ok.
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"The gray world spins.
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"We are adrift in
The empty universe.
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"Lost.
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"Depressed.
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"Nothing in sight.
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"Nothing.
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"Nothing.
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Nothing."
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It's cute.
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Maybe we should put it
On our christmas cards.
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Well, sure, it's cute,
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But isn't it a
Little depressing?
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Jen, a girl your age
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Should be writing about flowers
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And sunshine and rainbows.
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Dad, I want to show
The alienation of mankind
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Confronted with the
Horror of the industrial age.
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Ok, but, I'm sure there's
A nicer way to do it.
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Good evening.
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There are my guys. Alex.
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Hey, alex, did you take
First place in a horse show?
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For your information, jennifer,
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This medal distinguishes
Me as member
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Of the leland university
Fraternity council.
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Gives me jurisdiction
Over fraternity matters
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On the leland campus.
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It is a big deal.
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Hey, tell them what
They call me, andy.
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Um...
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A pompous fool.
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No, no, no.
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Not those guys in
The pickup truck.
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The guys in the house
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With the big
Greek letters on it.
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Mr. Big.
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Alex, did you have him
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Over at the
Fraternity house again?
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Just for a minute.
Just for a minute.
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We stopped in to see the guys.
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I don't like him
Hanging around there.
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He's picking up some bad habits.
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What bad habits?
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Mom, he saw what
College is all about.
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He saw people reading.
He saw people studying.
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He saw people engaged in the
Scholarly pursuit of knowledge.
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What else did you see, andy?
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Girls. Beer.
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What an imagination
This little guy has got.
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Come on, andy. Put
Your beer mug away.
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It's time for sesame street.
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Guess what?
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I've been asked to
Pledge six sororities.
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Mallory, that's wonderful.
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How are you going to choose?
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Well, I don't know.
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See, phi kappa gamma
Is the most prestigious.
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It's the hardest to get into,
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And they have the
Best list of alumni,
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But their colors
Are all wrong for me.
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How'd it go for you, skip?
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I didn't have any luck with
The fraternities I liked,
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But there are a few cult
Groups interested in me.
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Look, skippy, cheer up, ok.
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It's not so bad.
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Alex, that's easy
For you to say.
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Look, you belong to
A great fraternity.
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I'd do anything to be in
A fraternity like yours.
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Well, skip, I, uh, I hate
To see you down like this.
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I'll tell you what,
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I'll take you over to the
Grant chapter of my fraternity.
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I'll introduce you
To a couple of guys.
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Oh, wow, alex.
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Hey, skip, I can't
Promise you anything.
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I can't promise
You I can get you in.
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Thank you, alex, I
Really appreciate this.
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Yo, fancy pants,
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This is members only
Territory. Vamoose.
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Yeah. I'm alex p. Keaton.
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I'm from the leland
Chapter of theta pi.
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Oh, sorry. Brian elliot.
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I'm president of
The grant chapter.
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Honk. Honk.
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Hey, I'm dave dubin.
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I want to be the president
Of the grant chapter.
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Honk. Honk.
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So, how can we help you, keaton?
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Well, actually, fellas,
I'm hear to talk to you
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About a prospective pledge.
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Terrific. What's his name?
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Handleman... Irwin handleman.
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Uh, listen, keaton,
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We'd really like
To help you out,
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But you've got to understand,
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We have standards here.
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I mean, skippy handleman's
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Just about the
Nerdiest guy on campus.
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Yeah, well, I know
That from afar,
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He may appear that way,
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But you've got to meet this guy.
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I mean, he's very impressive.
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He almost got
Accepted into harvard.
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Oh, yeah. He was just
Short one credit in biology
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And 1400 points on the s.A.T.S.
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Boy, that is close.
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Well, that's
Probably skippy now.
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Listen, can you guys do me a
Favor and interview him now?
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Sure, what are brothers for?
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Hey, hey.
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Honk. Honk.
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Hi. Dave dubin.
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Hi. I'm skippy handleman.
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Hey, skip.
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Those are for you,
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And there's plenty more
Where that came from,
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If you know what I mean.
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Please, take me.
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You've got to take me. Please.
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Hi, skippy. Brian elliot.
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I'm president of theta pi.
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Hello there, brian.
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Well, handleman, alex
Has told me a lot about you,
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So we don't we get this
Interview under way.
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Yes!
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Alex, please. You've
Got to stay with me here.
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I don't know if they can tell,
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I'm a little nervous.
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We'll keep it our
Little secret, ok, skip?
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Ok. For this interview,
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We need your full name.
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Irwin murray handleman.
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But none of that's
Written in stone.
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Did you, uh, bring a
Resume there, skip?
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Of course.
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Can you show it to them?
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Uh, yes. Here is... My
Courses are listed there,
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And this is my
Grade point average,
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And, oh, this is an encouraging
Letter of recommendation
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From my mother.
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You know, handleman,
I really don't think
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We need to finish
This interview.
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I think we know everything
We need to know about you.
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You're definitely
Theta pi material,
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And we want you to
Pledge the fraternity.
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"So off he went to bluer sky,
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"To sing a song or play a game.
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"But 'ere he went,
He turned to cry,
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robin red breast is my name."
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"Can you guess,
Or have you heard?
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My little friend
Is but... A bird."
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I was only 17 when I wrote this.
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You were a real
Child prodigy, dad.
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Oh, jen, you're
Just being stubborn.
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I know this is a wonderful
Poem. Right, elyse?
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I don't like it.
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Is your name elyse?
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I was talking to your mother.
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Ok, dad, I'll tell you what.
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We'll write it together.
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It doesn't have to be good.
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Ok, jen, now let's take
Another crack at it.
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The only thing I suggest is
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If you have to use a
Word like "Depressed,"
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Try to find a nice rhyme for it.
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Like what?
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How about "Robin red breast"?
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Mom.
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Mom, mommy, you
Are looking at a man
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Who just did the impossible.
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I mean, compared to this feat,
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The alaskan pipeline
Is a garden hose.
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The eiffel tower,
It's a hat rack.
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I got skippy handleman
Into the best fraternity
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On the grant college campus.
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There's nothing I cannot do.
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That's really good of you, alex.
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You know how
Important this is to skippy.
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You know, mom, I was nervous
About going over there
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And asking those
Guys to do this for me,
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But you should have seen them.
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They were falling all over
Themselves trying to please me.
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You know, I forget how
Powerful and omnipotent I am.
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I got to write a note
To remind myself.
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No, I'll remember.
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I bet you will.
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Hey.
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Eric.
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Alex.
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Honk. Honk.
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Brought over the
Master list of the pledges.
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Names, majors, their
Parents' net income.
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Hey, gimme, gimme, gimme.
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I love going
Through these lists.
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Every chapter's showing
Real growth and prosperity,
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But we have a little problem
With the grant chapter.
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But what do expect
With those bozos?
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Yeah. What's the problem
With the grant chapter?
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Oh, they're doing
The "Big stooge" again.
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Can you believe it?
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Just like these guys to
Do something like that.
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What's the "Big stooge"?
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The "Big stooge".
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They pick out the
Nerdiest guy they can find,
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Lie to him, tell him they're actually
Interested in his membership,
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Then humiliate him for
A week during hazing,
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And then not select him.
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What, uh, what's the
Name of this big stooge?
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Um... Handleman.
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Irwin handleman.
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Skippy handleman.
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What's the matter?
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Irwin handleman, skippy
Handleman, he's a friend of mine.
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I've got to tell him.
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Wait, you can't tell, alex.
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I mean, that's against the code.
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You'd be betraying
Sacred fraternity trust.
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I hate this "Big stooge"
Business just as much as you do,
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But if you breathe a
Word of this to handleman,
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You're out of the fraternity.
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Jen, I came up with a great
New ending to your poem...
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Now, wait till you hear this.
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The caterpillar
Turns into a butterfly.
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That's a stunning twist, dad.
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But I real... I really don't
Need that poem anymore.
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I wrote another one.
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Oh. Well, can I read it?
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I tried to use some of the
Phrases you suggested...
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You know, the things
That rhyme and stuff.
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00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,380
Oh, good. Good. Well...
260
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:14,438
"I looked down at the car
261
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,440
"And felt depressed.
262
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:20,778
For under the tire
Lay robin red breast."
263
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,954
Come on, jen. We
Have work to do.
264
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,389
Mom, help.
265
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,858
It's a part of life, honey.
266
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,026
Hey, mom.
267
00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,973
Hi. Did andy go
Down to sleep ok?
268
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,464
Yeah, I read his
Favorite bedtime story.
269
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,966
He was out cold
270
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,869
By the time nixon
Left for china.
271
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,940
Alex, I can't believe skippy.
272
00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,742
He's outside on the
Lawn wearing a dress
273
00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:55,280
Singing, "I am woman,
Hear me roar."
274
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:56,981
It's a beautiful dress.
275
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:04,922
Yeah, yeah. It's, um,
Initiation night at theta pi.
276
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:07,403
It's part of the ritual
To put on a fancy dress.
277
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,138
Well, I hope he doesn't
Spill anything on it.
278
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,895
I'd like to borrow it.
279
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:14,766
He's really putting
His little heart into it.
280
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,100
Got to hand it to you,
281
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:19,148
It was really sweet of you
To get skippy into theta pi.
282
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,983
It's done amazing
Things for him.
283
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:22,618
He's getting more
Attention at school.
284
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,074
He's more confident.
285
00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:26,154
It's just made a
World of difference.
286
00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:28,157
You should be really
Proud of yourself.
287
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,181
Nah.
288
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,549
No, I mean it.
289
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,418
Don't be modest, alex.
290
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:38,489
I mean, how many chances
Do I get to compliment you?
291
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:41,459
Ok... Thanks.
292
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,596
Such a beautiful thing.
293
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,301
Skippy's your friend,
294
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,104
And you cared enough
To go the extra mile.
295
00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:55,484
I mean, how many guys
Would do something like that?
296
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,974
You're very special.
297
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,210
You're getting
On my nerves here.
298
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,545
What's the matter?
299
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,547
All right, mal, if I
Tell you a secret,
300
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,450
You promise not to tell anyone?
301
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:06,651
Yes.
302
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,891
Now I mean it, mal.
303
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,693
I mean, this is important.
304
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:18,763
Alex, if I breathe a word of it,
305
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:22,900
May I pay retail for
The rest of my life.
306
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,340
All right.
307
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,908
Here it is.
308
00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:34,812
Skippy's a big stooge.
309
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:37,815
Alex, that secret's out.
310
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,920
No. See, the truth is...
311
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:46,757
He's not really being
Pledged into theta pi.
312
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:50,294
See, they're stringing
Him along to humiliate him.
313
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,131
They call it "The big stooge."
314
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,067
Well, wait. Why would
Skippy go through all this
315
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:58,015
If he knows he's not getting in?
316
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,672
He doesn't know.
317
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,608
What? You didn't tell him?
318
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,010
He's your friend! I
Don't understand.
319
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,279
Look, it's very simple.
There is a code. Ok?
320
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,780
I swore an oath.
321
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:13,117
They'll throw me
Out of the fraternity.
322
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,920
Well.
323
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,966
Tonight's the big night.
324
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,203
Aren't you going
To wish me luck?
325
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,626
Luck.
326
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,163
Mallory?
327
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:29,901
Skippy, I've been thinking.
328
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,904
Tonight would be
A good night for...
329
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:35,907
Us to go out on a date.
330
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:43,915
I... I'm sorry.
331
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,917
Mallory, it's breaking my heart.
332
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,919
But I have to say no.
333
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,454
See, theta pi is
The greatest thing
334
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,923
That ever happened to me.
335
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:55,426
Tonight's initiation
Night. I can't miss that.
336
00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:58,796
And this is the man
Who made it all possible.
337
00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:00,784
Right here, alex
Keaton. Thank you, alex.
338
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:03,635
Hey, skip, come
On. It was nothing.
339
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,070
Well! Next time you see me,
340
00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:08,773
I'll be a theta pi man.
341
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,213
Don't give me that
Disapproving look.
342
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:17,715
What disapproving look?
343
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,216
This one.
344
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,721
The one you save for criminals
345
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,634
And people with
Last year's haircut.
346
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,892
Alex.
347
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,695
I think you're a
Little bit paranoid.
348
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:35,065
Skippy is better off this way.
349
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,568
I mean, you said it yourself.
350
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,838
You said he's getting a lot
More attention at school.
351
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,940
He's more confident.
352
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:45,109
He's dressing better.
353
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,413
He may not get
Everything that he wants,
354
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,949
But he'll have a couple
Weeks in the limelight
355
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,419
That he'll always remember.
356
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,465
You keep telling
Yourself that, alex.
357
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,609
And maybe someday
You'll come to believe it.
358
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,345
Hey, keaton! What
Are you doing here?
359
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,446
Where's skippy?
360
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,603
He's upstairs with
All the other pledges.
361
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:13,949
Oh, come on, who you kidding?
362
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,784
He's not pledging
And you know it, brian.
363
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,241
Big stooge, huh?
364
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,055
What the hell are
You thinking about?
365
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,456
Whoa, what you talking about?
366
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,458
I don't know anything
About any big stooge.
367
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,361
All right, look, this is alex
P. Keaton you're dealing with.
368
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,129
I'm a member of the
Interfraternity council,
369
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:31,789
And I go to a college where the
Students actually have brains.
370
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:35,292
All right. So he's the
Big stooge. So what?
371
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,439
I'm taking skippy home.
372
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,095
Hey, keaton!
373
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,431
If you're as smart
As you say you are,
374
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,899
You ought to know this.
375
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,402
You say one word
About "Big stooge,"
376
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,404
You're out of this fraternity.
377
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,972
Right.
378
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,652
You can't take
Away our big stooge.
379
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:51,988
It's the best part
Of the evening.
380
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,932
Come on, we haven't even
Dipped him in mustard yet.
381
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:02,086
♪ oh, I am woman ♪
382
00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:04,366
Hey, alex, what
Are you doing here?
383
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,890
I came to take you home, skippy.
384
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:06,991
Come on, let's go.
385
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,437
I can't go now, alex.
386
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,439
They haven't even
Dipped me in mustard yet.
387
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,397
Hey, skip, listen to me.
388
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,444
You don't want to
Go in there, all right.
389
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,778
What are you
Talking about, alex?
390
00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:17,946
That's where the
Hazing takes place.
391
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,948
That's where they're
Going to vote on me.
392
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,450
They're not going
To vote on you.
393
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,752
Keaton, this is
Your final warning.
394
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:25,616
What do you mean they're
Not going to vote on me?
395
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,012
Tell him, brian.
396
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,280
You tell him.
397
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,781
Tell him what?
398
00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:35,097
You're not getting
Into theta pi, skippy.
399
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:38,641
They never planned on
Letting you into the fraternity.
400
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,628
They were just
Using you as a joke.
401
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,564
I'm sorry.
402
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,467
Is this true, brian?
403
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:52,770
Keaton, I'm going to have you
Kicked out of theta pi so far,
404
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:55,039
Your grandchildren
Will never get in.
405
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,774
You do whatever you have to do.
406
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:01,545
Let's go, skip.
407
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,547
No. No, no, this can't be true.
408
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,083
Brian, I did everything
You guys said.
409
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:08,853
I bought the same
Clothes you guys wear.
410
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,354
I subscribed to g.Q.
411
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,857
I even got the right
Kind of loafers.
412
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,792
Two of them!
413
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,773
You know, you got a
Lot of nerve, keaton,
414
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,909
Coming in here and
Screwing up hell night.
415
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,611
You knew all along
Handleman was the big stooge.
416
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:25,702
Why didn't you say
Something to him?
417
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,037
You knew, alex?
418
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,407
Don't ever talk to me again!
419
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,518
Hey, alex, where've you been?
420
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:42,797
I was over at grant college.
421
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,467
It's theta pi initiation
Night tonight.
422
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,424
Well, how did it go?
423
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:47,803
Is skippy a full-fledged
Member now?
424
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,860
No. Skippy's not a member.
425
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,730
Skippy's not going
To be a member.
426
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,064
And, uh...
427
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,179
In all probability, I'm not
A member anymore, either.
428
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:58,981
Well, what happened?
429
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:01,484
They never had any
Intention of letting him in.
430
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:02,940
It was a joke.
431
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:06,443
I mean, all they wanted
To do was make fun of him.
432
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,591
The worst part
Is I knew about it
433
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:09,992
And I didn't say anything.
434
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,382
Are you serious, alex?
435
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:13,184
You knew and
You didn't tell him?
436
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,686
That's right. He knew
And he didn't tell.
437
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,424
Why wouldn't you tell?
438
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,770
Look, ma, I don't want
To go through it, ok.
439
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,634
It's just a little too painful.
440
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:27,531
Let me see.
441
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,235
Alex started out trying
To do something nice.
442
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,403
Which is rare in itself,
443
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,538
Which is why I
Remember this so well.
444
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,374
Alex wanted to get
Skippy into theta pi,
445
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:39,188
So he took him over
There. The boys said yes.
446
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,289
But what alex
Didn't know is that
447
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,690
They had no intention
Of pledging skippy.
448
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,325
They just wanted to
Make him "The big stooge."
449
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:46,082
When alex found out, he wanted
To tell, but he couldn't tell
450
00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:47,462
Because he was afraid
Of breaking the code.
451
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,220
"What code?" I said. He
Said, "The code of theta pi."
452
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,925
He said they'd throw
Him out of the fraternity,
453
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:57,260
Become a social outcast...
Ruin all of his chances
454
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,062
Of a big business
Career in business,
455
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,809
A job on wall street,
An apartment in new york.
456
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,311
He said he couldn't tell.
He said he wouldn't tell.
457
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,067
But tonight... Tonight he told.
458
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,069
I love him for it.
459
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,772
I can't believe I held
It in for so long.
460
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,642
I thought I was
Going to explode.
461
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,744
You did.
462
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,494
Skip, you ok? You all right?
463
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:20,451
What's up?
464
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,852
Where's the dress?
465
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,093
I'm ok.
466
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,863
We heard what happened,
Honey. We're sorry.
467
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,109
I really would like to speak
468
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,944
To alex alone for a little bit.
469
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:39,448
Sure. Sure. We were
Just going up anyway.
470
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,972
Hey, you look cold.
471
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,474
Put this on.
472
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:48,945
So where did you go anyway?
I called your place five times.
473
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,948
I went up to grover lake.
474
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:54,196
I like to go up there after
I've made a fool out of myself.
475
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:57,020
I go up there a lot.
476
00:20:57,090 --> 00:21:01,359
Skippy, I can't tell
You how sorry I am.
477
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,860
How could you do
That to me, alex?
478
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,175
You're the guy who is supposed
To be looking out for me!
479
00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:07,998
I did! I tried.
480
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:10,312
Well, why didn't you
Try a little sooner?
481
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,269
Look, I had some reasons.
482
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:15,150
Ok, I thought they were
Good ones at the time.
483
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:16,273
They weren't.
484
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:18,442
I was sworn to secrecy.
485
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,389
I didn't want to break the code.
486
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,814
Oh, 'cause that code is
More important than me.
487
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,817
If it was, I wouldn't have
Shown up there tonight.
488
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:30,521
Alex, why do these things
Always happen to me?
489
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:34,892
Why... Why am I always
Everybody's big stooge?
490
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:40,297
You're just not in your time...
491
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:42,700
Yet, skip. That's all.
492
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:45,336
I mean, you'll grow into it.
493
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,382
You know, you are going
To be a late bloomer.
494
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:49,340
If I don't bloom soon,
495
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:50,875
They're going to
Have to replant me.
496
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,444
What's wrong with me?
497
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:57,047
Skippy, there's
Nothing wrong with you.
498
00:21:57,116 --> 00:22:00,050
People are going to
Take advantage of you
499
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,552
Because you're
A little too open.
500
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:04,554
You're a little too trusting.
501
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,790
A little too
Accepting sometimes.
502
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:09,627
But that's their problem.
503
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,129
Skippy, you're one of the only
504
00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:14,698
Truly good people I know.
505
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,044
I don't understand, alex.
506
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,879
You're always on the inside.
507
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:19,715
I'm always on the outside.
508
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,672
It's been that way
Ever since we were kids.
509
00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:24,586
Do remember that time we
Both learned to ride bikes?
510
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,455
You got right on,
Started pedaling,
511
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,990
And kept going, all
The way down the hill.
512
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:32,282
I got on, coasted five
Feet, and killed a cat.
513
00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:39,022
It's just that our styles...
514
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:42,025
Are a little different,
Skip. That's all.
515
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:44,495
Any day now that's
Going to change.
516
00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:47,864
You're going to take
Those training wheels off.
517
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:51,201
And when you do,
Watch out, world.
518
00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:54,138
Watch out, cats.
519
00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:58,075
Thank you, alex.
520
00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:00,043
You know...
521
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:03,246
We could start sort of
A fraternity of our own.
522
00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:05,116
All we need is a
Secret handshake.
523
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:06,383
You got it, skip.
524
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:10,988
Wait.
525
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,555
Sit, ubu, sit.
526
00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:47,184
Good dog.
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