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Johnny mathis: ♪ I bet
We've been together ♪
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♪ for a million years ♪
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Deniece williams: ♪ and I
Bet we'll be together ♪
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♪ for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like I
Started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed ♪
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Both: ♪ and I can't remember ♪
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♪ what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ ooh hoo ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ sha la la la ♪
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Who's that?
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You.
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Who am I?
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My mommy. That's right.
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And who's that pretty girl?
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Jennifer.
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Who's jennifer?
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My sister. That's right.
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Who's that?
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Alex.
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Who is alex?
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Alex is king.
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There you go, andy.
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Alex, that is disgraceful.
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What... What you must
Have gone through
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Just to get him to say that.
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Ho ho. Mom, why
Can't you accept it?
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That happens to be andrew's
Personal assessment of me.
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It may change, but for now...
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Alex is king.
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Mallory, where have you been?
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I expected you here an hour ago.
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I didn't expect to be late.
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I had a conference with
One of my professors.
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You have actual
Professors at grant college?
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I thought they just had
Those instructional records.
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And I can't believe how much
Work there is at college.
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I've got... I've got 3
Papers due next week,
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2 tests, and a multimedia
Presentation to give.
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I'm never gonna
Get through all this.
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Well, you didn't forget you said you'd
Baby-sit for andrew tonight, did you?
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No, I didn't forget. Nick's
Gonna be over in a few minutes.
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Great. Now you have
2 people to baby-sit.
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Alex, I have told
You a hundred times,
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When you take a
Phone message for me,
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Write down who called, when
They called, and what it was about.
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I did. Look.
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"Somebody dumb called..."
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"Sometime today
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About something trivial."
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Alex, this could be
Any one of my friends,
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And you know it.
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Mallory, it was your turn
To do the laundry today,
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And I did it for
You last week, too.
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I can't do all of your chores
For you. I've got a life, too.
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You know, you people don't seem to
Understand the pressure I'm under.
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I'm 18 years old now.
I'm going to college.
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I've got tests and courses
I've never even heard of.
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I've got all these
New responsibilities.
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I'm not the high school
Mallory anymore,
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And college mallory doesn't
Have time for all these chores.
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I think I like the
High school mallory
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Better than the college mallory.
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I think the whole line
Should be discontinued.
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Mallory, take it easy.
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Now, we know you're going
Through a difficult period here,
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But everyone is gonna have
To make some adjustments.
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All I'm saying is that I'm
Working very hard now.
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I'm trying, and if people...
And you know who you are...
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Just get off my case for
Every little, nitpicky thing,
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Everything will be just fine.
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Oh, mallory, is it
Absolutely necessary
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For you to use my razor
And my shaving cream?
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Fine. Great.
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Don't want me to shave
My legs. That's great.
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I'll just completely
Stop shaving. I'll be an ape.
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Will that make you happy?
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I don't think I could
Be happier than this.
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You know, I get home from a
Hard day, and all I get is grief.
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You're all against me.
Why don't you just admit it?
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Hi, mally.
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Except for andrew. Andrew
Loves me, but he's the only one.
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Yeah, but his skull hasn't
Completely hardened yet.
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What has gotten
Into you, mallory?
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Me? Oh, nothing's
Gotten into me.
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I'm just, uh... I'm just tired
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Of being picked on. That's all.
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I mean, no matter what I do,
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There's somebody around the
Corner waiting to criticize me.
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Nobody picks on
Jennifer. Oh, no.
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And nobody picks
On alex. I mean, why?
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I just wanna know why.
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Alex is king.
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Is andy asleep yet?
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Ah, just about.
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You know, I think he's been
Spendin' too much time with alex.
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Why?
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He's sleepin' in a suit and tie.
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That's why it's good
That you're around, nick.
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You're a role model for him.
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I like kids. You know,
They're so childish.
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You know, this is the first time
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I've been alone in the
House for over a month.
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Uh, you want me to go?
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No. No, I want you to stay.
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I mean, I wish it could be
Just you and me all the time.
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Me, too.
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It's so nice when you
And I are alone, nick.
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I mean, I feel so
Comfortable with you.
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You don't ask me to do my
Homework or do the laundry.
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I don't even have to
Think when I'm around you.
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Yeah.
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I know. Isn't it great?
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Wouldn't it be great if
This was just our place?
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I mean, we could decorate
It the way we want to...
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Pink curtains on the windows
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And your sculptures
By the fireplace,
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My fashion magazines arranged
In a fan on the coffee table.
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And, uh, yeah, a can of
Motor oil on the mantel,
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Placed just so.
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You know what I'm
Startin' to think?
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The motor oil'd go
Better on the table?
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No.
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I'm startin' to think
We should get married.
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Boy, was I way off.
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I'm serious, nick. What do
You think? Let's get married.
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W-w-wait just a minute here.
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you wanna marry me?
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I wouldn't ask you
If I didn't mean it.
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This is great.
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I mean, I never dreamt it
Would happen this way.
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I mean, usually the
Guy asks. Am I right?
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Nick, this makes perfect sense.
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We'll have our own place, and
There'll be nobody tellin' us what to do.
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I mean, we don't have to do laundry
For weeks if we don't want to.
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In that case, uh, I accept. Uhh!
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Oh, our lives together
Will be so perfect.
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I mean, I'll have none of these petty
Problems I have around the house now.
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It'll be like a dream.
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Mallory...
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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All right.
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Break it up. Break
It up, will ya?
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Higher primate comin' through.
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Nick, should we tell him?
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Tell him what?
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You know.
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Oh, about gettin' married? Yeah.
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What?
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I'm s... I...
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What did you say?
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That's right, alex.
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Nick and I are
Gonna get married.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No.
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No. You... You two
Can't get married.
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You can't even feed yourselves.
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Hey, uh...
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Little brother-in-law,
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It's a delight to
Join this family.
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No, nick. This
Family is quite full.
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Try the handelmans next door.
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You know, you're the
First to know, alex.
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I mean it. I mean it. Come on!
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God! You two alone?
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Who's gonna take care of you?
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Who's gonna pay the rent?
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Who's gonna work the appliances?
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Alex, you're not thinking.
I'm gonna get married.
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I'm gonna move
Out of this house.
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I'm torn.
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I admit it. I'm torn.
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Oh, no! Oh, no!
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That's not what's gonna happen.
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You two are gonna get married,
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And you're both
Gonna live in this house.
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No way, mallory. You're
Not gonna do this to me.
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Why does everything I do
Somehow have to involve you?
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Because I am the
Center of your universe.
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Not anymore,
Alex. I'm getting out.
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What's all that noise?
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Andrew, andrew, you're
Not gonna believe this.
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Mallory and nick
Are gettin' married.
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Hey!
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♪ hmm hmm ♪
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♪ hmm... ♪
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♪ I love you ♪
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♪ mallory ♪
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♪ I love you ♪
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♪ you love me ♪
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♪ I can't believe ♪
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♪ that you proposed to me ♪
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♪ marry me ♪
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♪ marry me ♪
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♪ mallory ♪
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♪ m... ♪ ahem.
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Very good. Very good. Very good.
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Do you know this one?
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♪ if you marry my sister ♪
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♪ my father's gonna kill you ♪
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Hi, fiancé.
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All right, all right, all right.
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Ok, come on. Look,
This has gotta stop.
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You gotta read... You
Gotta read this article.
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What am I talkin' about?
Let me read it to you.
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"80% of all marriages
Between a m-man
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"And a woman
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Under the age of
21 end in divorce."
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So, uh, we got a
50-50 chance, right?
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Alex, this is none
Of your business.
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We should never
Have even told you.
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Yeah, well, you did tell
Me, so it is my business.
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Now, I'm comin' back
With more statistics.
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Do not get married
Until I return.
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Oh, nick. That's them.
We have to tell them.
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Ok, calm down. Let
Me handle it, you know.
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There is nothing to worry about.
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Your parents and I
Have come a long way.
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I'll ask for their
Permission to marry you.
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It is my place to do it.
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Well, if you're nervous
About it, I'll do it.
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No, no, no. I gotta do it.
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I mean, you asked
Me to marry you.
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Let me ask them for permission.
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Ok.
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Hi, folks.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Uh, mr. Keaton,
Mrs. Keaton, uh...
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There's somethin'
I'd like to tell you,
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If you have a moment, that is.
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I'm... There somethin'
I'd like to ask you
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If you have a moment, that is.
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Do you have a moment, dear?
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Yes, I do, dear.
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We do, nick.
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What is it?
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Well, uh, sir and ma'am,
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Uh, what I'd like to tell
You is that mallory and I
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Would like to get m-mahlkinned.
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Mallory and you would
Like to get m-mahlkinned?
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I don't see why not.
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Let me ask you this. What
Language are you speaking?
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Uh, mr. Keaton,
254
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,264
Mrs. Keaton,
255
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,266
Mallory and I
256
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,924
Would like to get married.
257
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:21,283
My wife and I are going
To step out of this room,
258
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:25,287
And then we're
Going to step back in,
259
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:29,514
And you are going to
Tell us something else.
260
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,085
Elyse.
261
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,899
Mom, dad, nick and I
Would like to get married.
262
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,317
And who's this, andy?
263
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:56,819
Mallory, my sister.
264
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,488
And who's this?
265
00:12:58,512 --> 00:12:59,489
Nick.
266
00:12:59,513 --> 00:13:00,622
And who's nick?
267
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:02,046
My brother-in-law.
268
00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:09,031
I don't see why you're
So upset about it, mom.
269
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,700
They're young. They're in love.
270
00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:12,367
The whole world's against them.
271
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:13,591
It's so romantic.
272
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:18,307
Jennifer, this is
Not west side story.
273
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:21,978
This is your sister about to make
The biggest mistake of her life.
274
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,514
Andy and I think
It's very romantic.
275
00:13:24,538 --> 00:13:27,605
And it's completely
Devastated your father.
276
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:37,493
♪ nobody knows
The trouble I seen ♪
277
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:43,532
♪ nobody knows my sorrow ♪
278
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,957
Dad's out of control.
279
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,306
Has mallory been down?
280
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,309
No. She's been up
In her room all day
281
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,643
Looking at china patterns.
282
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,980
She wants us to set a
Date for the wedding.
283
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:03,085
♪ here comes the bride
All dressed in white ♪
284
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,853
We have to talk to her, elyse.
285
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,455
We have to make her understand.
286
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:09,825
Steven, what else can we say?
We've been over this a hundred times.
287
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,695
The fact is she has her
Heart set on marrying nick,
288
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:13,963
And the more we protest,
289
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,032
The more determined
She is to do it.
290
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:19,468
♪ old man river ♪
291
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:23,339
♪ that old man river ♪
292
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,523
Please stop singing spirituals.
293
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,780
Was I? I'm sorry. I
Wasn't aware of it.
294
00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:33,348
Mom, dad, I want you
To meet gregg curran.
295
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,251
Gregg is a fraternity
Brother of mine.
296
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,452
This is my mother elyse
Keaton, my father steven keaton.
297
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:38,553
Gregg, good to meet you.
298
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:39,554
Nice to meet you.
299
00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:40,656
Gregg is here for dinner
300
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,280
And, if all goes well,
To marry mallory.
301
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,499
What are we having, elyse?
302
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,290
Something gregg likes, I hope.
303
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,005
You never said anything
About marriage, alex.
304
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,774
You just asked me to
Come meet your sister.
305
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,709
Oh, well, that's, uh...
306
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,011
That's all you're gonna do...
307
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:05,135
Today, gregg.
308
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:11,019
Tomorrow... Tomorrow
Is a big day for you.
309
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,021
Picking out the ring,
310
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,891
Caterer, tuxedos.
311
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,792
Alex, this is no solution.
312
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:20,630
Don't stifle the
Boy's creativity, elyse.
313
00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:22,297
Mallory, I brought
You something.
314
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,266
I mean, I want you to...
315
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:27,236
I want to meet someone.
Mallory keaton, gregg curran.
316
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,060
Hello. Hi.
317
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,431
Well, you two are
Really hittin' it off.
318
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,936
Let's leave these
2 lovebirds alone.
319
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:45,788
Alex, this is the
Lowest you've ever sunk.
320
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:49,458
Come on, mallory. Look, you don't
Know what you're passin' up here.
321
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,427
Take a look at this guy.
322
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,362
He's handsome.
He's well-dressed.
323
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,498
He is genetically incapable
324
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:59,001
Of making less
Than $50,000 a year.
325
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:02,460
Mallory, you
Don't take him, I will.
326
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,476
You don't understand.
327
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,978
I don't wanna meet anyone else.
328
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,247
I've already met the
Man of my dreams.
329
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:14,672
It's nick. I love him,
And I'm gonna marry him.
330
00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:22,358
Ah, gregg.
331
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,394
Gregg, listen. Uh, sorry...
Ahem. Sorry this didn't work out,
332
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:29,097
And, um, I'm sorry you
Can't stay for dinner.
333
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,054
Can't I get somethin' to go?
334
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:39,930
Gregg's gone.
335
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:44,347
Steven, what are we going to do?
336
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:47,350
Elyse, elyse, we'll try to
Be reasonable as always,
337
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,685
But failing that,
We have no choice.
338
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,354
We've got to ground her,
339
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,021
Keep her from seeing nick.
340
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:56,258
Ground her as she's
Never been ground before.
341
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,994
Ground her deep,
Ground her wide,
342
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,731
And ground her long.
343
00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:02,732
I agree.
344
00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:05,835
If we have to, we'll ground her.
345
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,838
♪ swing low ♪
346
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:13,131
♪ sweet chariot ♪
347
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:21,683
♪ comin' for to carry me home ♪
348
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:25,187
♪ swing low ♪
349
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:30,192
♪ sweet chariot ♪
350
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:38,156
♪ comin' for to carry me home ♪
351
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:56,218
Perhaps we should get
To the matter at hand.
352
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,921
Hey, let her rip.
353
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:02,458
Well, nick, we asked you to
Come have tea and crumpets
354
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:06,429
With us to make sure you
Understand our position.
355
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,363
With all due respect,
356
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:11,033
I know that you is not
Completely in support
357
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,635
Of our gettin' married.
358
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,637
Well, you misunderstand
Our position, nick.
359
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,006
We've mulled this idea over,
360
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:18,896
And we really hate it.
361
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:25,514
Nick, um, I didn't know
You were coming over.
362
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,683
Oh, yeah. Your
Parents invited me.
363
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,318
They wanted to
Have a little talk.
364
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,586
Oh, no.
365
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,487
No, don't jump to any
Conclusions, mallory.
366
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:35,223
We just wanted to give nick
An opportunity to explain
367
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:37,614
Why he's doing this
Terrible thing to our family.
368
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:40,818
More tea, nick?
369
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:44,366
How could you do this?
370
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,702
Nick, would you mind leaving?
371
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:49,538
I wanna talk to
My parents alone.
372
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,539
Ok.
373
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,763
Mr. Keaton. Mrs. Keaton.
374
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,020
Hey.
375
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,849
I cannot believe you
Did that behind my back.
376
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,251
It's supposed to be the
Happiest time of my life,
377
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:04,253
But you're ruining it.
378
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,687
We aren't meaning to, honey.
379
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:08,557
We... We just know that
You're not ready to get married.
380
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,693
I am as ready as I can
Be, and you know it.
381
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,562
You're just saying
That because it's nick.
382
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,164
Admit it. You can't stand nick.
383
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:18,967
Ok. I can't stand nick,
384
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,303
But you could be
Marrying saint nick,
385
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,306
And I'd say the same
Thing. You're not ready.
386
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,608
It's just so
Unrealistic, mallory.
387
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,643
You two can't begin
To support each other.
388
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,944
Have you thought about that?
389
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,647
No, I can work,
And nick can, too.
390
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,615
Well, what about college?
391
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,984
It doesn't matter now.
Nick is what matters.
392
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,954
We both wanna get married,
And we're gonna do it.
393
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,924
It's gonna work out.
We can live on love.
394
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:45,316
♪ tote that barge,
Lift that bale ♪
395
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,467
Mallory, you know
How much we love you.
396
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:53,635
Listen to us.
397
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:56,772
The chances of this not
Working out are so great.
398
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,008
Give yourself some
Time. You're so young.
399
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,243
You've got so much ahead of you.
400
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:05,281
So young? Now, how old were the
Two of you when you got married?
401
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,850
I forget.
402
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,852
You were 19, both of you.
403
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,154
Well, you got married, and
Look how it worked out for you.
404
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:15,513
It hasn't worked out that great.
405
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,694
Right, elyse?
406
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,685
Right. It's a mess.
407
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,832
A-and we can't let you
408
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,335
Make the same
Terrible mistake we did.
409
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,437
Nick and I are
Gonna get married,
410
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:31,173
And there's nothing
You can do to stop us.
411
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,375
Get this into your
Head, young lady.
412
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,577
You're not marrying
Nick or anyone else,
413
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:36,845
Not until we're ready!
414
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,214
No.
415
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,916
Well, until you can
Start thinking clearly,
416
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,306
You're grounded!
417
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,321
That's right. You're grounded.
418
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,924
What? Are you joking?
419
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,093
You... You can't ground
Me. I'm 18 years old.
420
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:53,428
I don't even have to live here.
421
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:55,698
Oh, really?
422
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:58,000
Really! I can't believe this.
423
00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,235
You can't ground me
'cause I wanna get married.
424
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,236
Oh, no?
425
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,905
No. I'm an adult, I'm legal,
426
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,807
And you can't ground a marriage.
427
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:07,243
What are you gonna
Do, ground nick, too?
428
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,032
We're looking into that.
429
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,814
Can I talk to you
A minute, steven?
430
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:13,838
You surely may.
431
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,687
She's right, steven. We can't
Ground someone her age.
432
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,889
But we've always
Grounded. We're used to it.
433
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,524
It's worked so well for us.
434
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:23,525
We can't.
435
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:25,527
But how can we keep her?
436
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:27,862
If they take that away from us,
437
00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:29,531
What have we got left?
438
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:30,532
An adult relationship
439
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:32,200
Based on respect and love.
440
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:34,425
A caring alliance of equals.
441
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,964
Grounding's better.
442
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,654
My parents will never
Let me get married.
443
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,056
They tried to ground me.
444
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,593
Can you believe it? I'm
So angry, I could scream.
445
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:58,727
Go ahead, scream.
446
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,562
Nah, everybody else
Screams in this building.
447
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:01,864
It'll just blend right in.
448
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,300
No. It won't help.
449
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,535
I'm just so... Uhh!
450
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,637
You wanna hit the heavy bag?
451
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:09,705
No.
452
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:10,772
No, really. I mean it.
453
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:12,473
Come on. Just
Give it a try, huh?
454
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:13,497
It works for me.
455
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:17,145
All right, all
Right. Here. Watch.
456
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,147
Don't tell me I
Ain't got no right
457
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:22,850
To look in your
Garbage can. Uhh!
458
00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:24,052
'cause I do.
459
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:25,387
Uhh!
460
00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:26,855
Huh? All right.
461
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:28,790
Come on. Come here.
Just... Just get it out.
462
00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:30,024
Say what's on your mind,
463
00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:31,916
And wail into it
With all you got.
464
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,932
I want my parents to understand
465
00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:40,424
I'm 18, and I got some rights.
466
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:47,509
All right, uh, that's
It. Now you're talkin'.
467
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,745
All right, come on.
468
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:53,015
I love you, and I
Wanna marry you.
469
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:56,118
And if I wanna get
Married, I can get married,
470
00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:58,253
And nobody can tell me I can't!
471
00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:00,889
Not with a right like that,
They ain't gonna tell you.
472
00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:02,123
I want my own apartment!
473
00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:05,460
I want my own furniture!
I want my own life!
474
00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,196
Definitely know what you want.
475
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:10,298
I want to elope, nick.
476
00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:13,201
Ok. Uh, I know this
Justice of the peace
477
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,059
In new jersey. My
Cousin uses him a lot.
478
00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,574
I wanna get married, nick.
479
00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:21,438
I wanna get married tomorrow.
480
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,675
Sit, ubu, sit.
481
00:23:53,699 --> 00:23:55,131
Good dog.
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