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♪ I bet we've been together ♪

♪ for a million years ♪

♪ and I bet we'll be together ♪

♪ for a million more ♪

♪ oh, it's like I Started breathing ♪

♪ on the night we kissed ♪

♪ and I can't remember ♪

♪ what I ever did before ♪

♪ what would we do, baby ♪

♪ without us? ♪

♪ what would we do, baby ♪

♪ without us? ♪

♪ and there ain't no nothing ♪

♪ we can't love Each other through ♪

♪ what would we do, baby ♪

♪ without us ♪

♪ sha la la la ♪

Is this a permanent addition?

Because if it is, I'm getting out

My "Bombs are people, Too" throw pillows.

The banner is a Surprise for matt.

We had this hanging in Our dorm room at berkeley.

It's a little Outdated, isn't it?

Well, maybe the slogans Are different now,

But not the concept is the same.

No, I meant the concept.

Alex, don't you ever Worry about the fact

That there are enough Bombs in the world

To destroy every living creature

And wipe out life as we know it?

Hey!

I got bigger things on my mind.

Can I use the business Section here, mom? Thanks.

Maybe we can just tell matt He's one of the neighbor children.

It's just so Predictable, that's all.

Every time one Of these ex-hippies

Comes prancing In from yesteryear,

We got to get out The love beads...

Put on the ponchos...

Pretend we care about people.

I'm just a little too Old for that stuff.

Alex, matt's an Old friend of mine,

He's only going to be Here a week. Be nice.

You've got the whole rest of The year to not care about people.

You'll probably like matt.

He's a prize-winning journalist,

He's a world traveler.

He's even written 2 Books on economics.

No kidding? Which ones?

capitalism... Don't Make me laugh...

And capitalism... Don't Make me laugh, part two.

How long is that Going to be there?

As long as it takes to Raise the consciousness

Of some of the People in this house.

Yeah, mom.

Is he going to be like this the Whole time his friend's here?

Probably, so if you Have to talk to him,

Try not to say Anything too important.

I can handle that.

I know you can.

I'm gonna take andy to the park.

Hey, hey, hey, don't Get him back too late.

His favorite show's on tonight.

What's his favorite show?

wall street week.

What? I didn't Put him up to that.

He came up with that on his own.

Alex, the only show he's Allowed to watch on television

Is sesame street.

You're right, you're right.

Andy, you go ahead and Play with the other kids.

All right, good-bye, darling.

I'll tape it for you.

Steven: oh!

Hey! Steven, my man!

Oh, it's great to see you!

How you doing?!

It's been too long.

You remember this lady?

Of course. Elyse, You look great.

Welcome, matt!

Welcome to our house, matt.

I don't think you Know alex and mallory.

Good to meet you.

Hi. Oh.

Hi.

So, you notice anything Familiar in the house?

Ban the bomb!

Wow! Our old banner!

Maybe matt would Like to hang that

In his hotel room.

Oh, no, thanks. I Already have one up.

You have the travel-size banner?

You know, it's funny

That you have this Up tonight, steve,

Because I brought a little Blast from the past, too.

The scavenger!

I can't believe it!

"A magazine for the Discriminating revolutionary."

I don't suppose there are Any good diets in there.

It's a political Magazine, honey.

In fact, matt and your Dad were the editors

When they were in college.

It was an awfully good magazine.

It's a shame it folded.

Oh, it's great to see this.

Alex destroyed all of Our copies when he was 2.

He found them Politically offensive.

Hey, you have no Proof that was me.

You left your rattle On the bookcase.

It could have been Some other baby's rattle.

It was your nixon rattle.

I don't think I've ever Eaten a finer meal.

Steven cooked dinner tonight.

We're all going to die.

Don't worry, matt,

I've learned to cook Since we lived together.

Well, I sincerely hope so,

Because the last Time I ate your cooking,

I was moved to Go on a 30-day fast.

I thought you were fasting To protest the vietnam war.

I didn't want to Hurt your feelings.

Just for the record,

Was there anything you Guys didn't protest in college?

Hmmm...

I thought the peace Corps was nice a nice idea.

The peace corps was good.

That's it?

The music was good.

♪ how many roads Must a man walk down ♪

♪ before they call him a man ♪

It's starting again.

I know, this is bad.

Usually the dylan Songs don't come out

Till the second day.

Alex, come quick.

Gold closed at 4.15.

Thank you for having him.

Well, I think we're all Done with the dishes here.

Is there anything else You need us to clean up?

Oh, no, no, everything Looks great.

Listen, since matt is here, It's a very special night,

So I'm going to bring out the Old berkeley slides to show...

As a treat.

It's so good to see The scavenger here.

I remember passing This out around campus.

Steve, do you ever, uh,

Do you ever miss Working on the magazine?

Do I miss being an overworked, Underpaid social outcast?

Who wouldn't?

You know, I think it was

The single most important Journalist experience of my career.

That's really surprising Coming from someone

Who's written for The new york times

And the village voice, The washington post.

Yeah, but the Scavenger was different,

It was ours, it was Mine and steven's.

It was so... Pure.

Those were special times, Weren't they? Very special.

You remember how We used to dream

That somehow we'd Get the money together

To start the scavenger up again?

Yeah, what a fantasy that was.

Welcome to fantasyland, guys.

It's a check for $50,000.

You remember howie wardell?

Trust fund wardell? Sure!

His uncle finally died and He's come into his money.

Now, he was a big a Fan of the scavenger,

And he wants us To start it up again.

You're kidding!

It's just the beginning, steve.

We can do it right this time,

That's $50,000 to Make the magazine

The dream we always Knew it could be.

I... Ooh.

Um...

All of the zeros just fell off.

What kind of a magazine Could we make for $5.00?

So what do you say? Come on, man. Are you in?

Well, I don't know. It's a big decision.

The scavenger!

How long has it been, 20 years?

♪ hey, mr. Tambourine man ♪

♪ play a song for me ♪

Well, there it is.

What do you think?

It's beautiful, elyse...

And so are you.

Will you go out with Me on saturday night?

Dating is so Reactionary, steven.

Sunday night?

I apologize for My co-editor, elyse.

He's an old-fashioned romantic.

Oh, that's ok.

He's kind of cute.

See?

I knew it!

She likes me.

Elyse donnelly likes me.

I'm the happiest Guy in the world.

Steven, when are you Going to learn how to type?

I assume you're writing a Paper about martin luther king,

Not martin luther kong.

Forget the typos.

What did you think Of the article?

I thought it was brilliant.

I think it's the best Thing you've written yet.

Thank you, matt.

You know, steven, if we can Keep this level of writing up,

The scavenger will be a Major force in this country.

When I think about what We're trying to do here,

It's just so overwhelming.

We trying to stop war, Poverty, injustice, oppression.

We're trying to Change the world,

And I ask myself,

How is one little magazine Gonna do all of that?

Then I realize

If I tell myself I can't, I won't.

But if I tell myself I'll try,

Then maybe...

Well, just maybe I will.

That's a wonderful way To look at things, steven.

And that's why I'm Going to ask you again...

Will you go out with me, elyse?

Let's change the world first,

Then we'll talk.

But it has to be Steven's decision.

Honey?

I promised you I'd Change the world, elyse.

I'm going to do it.

"And so the little rabbit said,

"How come you're so Big and I'm so small?

"And the cow said,

it's because you're a Rabbit, and I'm a cow."

Is it safe?

What do you mean, is it safe?

I mean, are dad and matt here?

No. Then it's safe.

It is not that bad.

Oh, mom, come on. Ever since he Started working with that magazine,

He's become harder And harder to live with.

He's just a little more Immersed in politics

Now than he used to be.

Well, why can't he be like Other fathers and take up golf?

Andy, why are you wrapping Your bread up in your napkin?

'cause daddy says Americans eat too much.

You're not going to Believe where I found these.

Where?

The garbage.

We're a recycling family!

No aluminum cans in the garbage.

Who's responsible for this?

Uh-oh.

I'll talk to him later.

Who's...

Who's having the English muffins?

Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Well, I thought we've Been through this.

No english muffins

While the british are Occupying northern ireland.

We're hungry now, dad.

When are they leaving?

I know this may seem extreme,

But you must understand

That all your Actions, even eating,

Have political repercussions.

Just wanted to Have breakfast, dad.

We didn't want to hurt anybody.

I was a little over The line there, wasn't I?

No, no, if you didn't Say something,

I was going to.

Is this today's mail?

Yeah.

Hey! Hey, look at this.

Our first letter to the editor.

We haven't even started Publishing the scavenger yet,

And we're already Causing a stir.

Well, let's hear it.

"Dear editors, how Dare you reopen

"With this left-wing, Propagandist drivel,

"Which was out of date and Irrelevant even when first published.

"Why don't you grow Up, get real jobs,

And leave america alone?"

Signed, alex p. Keaton, columbus, ohio.

The first issue is key.

There's going to be a lot Of attention focused on it,

And we have to make it count.

What do you think of Organizing a demonstration

To coincide with the first Issue of the scavenger?

That's good, that's very good.

With a little luck, if the Demonstration goes smoothly,

We all get arrested.

That's not as good.

Come on, steven.

Don't be a stick in the mud.

You used to love Getting arrested.

Your tastes change As you get older.

Getting arrested is Way down on my list now,

Right below being shipwrecked.

We've been at this A long time today.

We're all a little tired.

Let's just take a Little break here, ok?

Great. Good idea.

Listen, uh, steven,

Ahem, have you Had a chance to, uh,

Look over the Article I wrote yet?

Oh, just briefly.

I haven't really given It a thorough read yet.

Well, let me know when you do.

I'm really excited about it.

Oh, I will. Thanks.

Open up! Police!

Ah, just getting You in the mood, dad.

Cut it out, alex!

Is this a good time To visit your office?

Oh, of course. Come In. Come in, welcome.

Dad, I know we weren't Real supportive

About your working On the magazine,

So we brought you An office-warming gift

To make up for it.

You didn't have to do that.

Hey, hey, dad, That's from me, too.

Hope it fits.

A dictionary.

And just my size.

You said you were Getting him a sweater, mal.

Next time, chip in.

Oh, oh, cameron, I'd like You to meet my family.

That's my wife elyse,

And alex, mallory, Jennifer. Cameron wallace.

Wait a minute, wait a Minute, cameron wallace.

No, no, no, no, no.

Didn't you organize

The washington labor day rallies

In the early seventies?

That's right. Wow, It's good to know

That kids today are Aware of some of the things

We did for the cause back then.

Wasn't the fbi looking for you?

Ooh, he really knows his stuff.

"You have the right To remain silent.

"Should you give up that right,

"Anything you say can and Will be held against you.

In a court of law." alex!

Is he serious?

Alex is kind of a Law and order buff.

Ah, yeah, well, you Don't have to worry, alex.

All of us dangerous fugitives Were pardoned a while back.

We're completely legal.

I'm keeping my eye On you, wallace.

Don't leave town!

Mom, we have to pick up andy.

Oh, yeah. We're probably

In the way here, anyway.

Thanks for coming, Honey. Bye-bye.

Bye, dad. See ya later, mal.

Thanks. Bye-bye.

See you later.

Well, what are you... What Are you worki" on here?

Oh, nothing, nothing, Just an article matt wrote.

I'm having a few Problems with it.

A few problems?

You crossed out Everything but the title.

anarchy, the sane solution.

Well, what did he think About your article

About the democrat" Chances in '88?

He felt it was too long.

Are you two all right?

Oh, I mean, I don't know.

It's just that matt and I were Always of one mind about everything.

Now we can't seem to Agree about anything.

Maybe it's just going To take you a while

To get back in synch.

Hey, mom, come on. Stop Fraternizing with the radicals.

Bye, honey.

That's...

Hey.

So you found lots of typos

In my article, steve.

Oh, don't look at that, matt.

I haven't had a chance To really go over it.

What else can you Do to it, set it on fire?

You don't have to Be defensive, matt.

I'm just giving you Constructive criticism.

You annihilated My article, steven.

You didn't exactly give Mine a ringing endorsement.

Let's just face it, huh?

These two articles have no Place in the same magazine.

Mine belongs in the scavenger.

Yours belongs in Good housekeeping,

Right next to 20 things To do with pineapple.

Oh...

Hey, guys. Hey.

What's going on?

Oh, we're just talking About steve's article.

What did you think of it?

I see you both have The abridged version.

It's just that it's a Little reactionary.

I mean, you're suggesting that People actually go out and vote

For one of the two Prevailing parties.

Now come on, man.

The only vote that counts Is a vote against the system.

I disagree. I think voting Makes a real difference.

It's part of our Civic responsibility.

Come on, steve, you're beginning

To sound like a Member of the pta.

I am a member of the pta.

You know, it's hard to believe

You were the guy that Wrote the landmark article,

the two-party system...

tweedledum and tweedledee.

That was 20 years ago. Things have changed.

Just what is it we're Trying to do here?

Put out a thoughtful, Intelligent magazine

Or get up on a soapbox And preach stale rhetoric?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Whoa! Stale rhetoric?

Is that what these issues Seem like to you now?

Some of them, yes.

They just don't ring True to me anymore.

Things aren't as black and White as they used to be!

I don't understand Your attitude, steven.

No, I don't think you do.

I don't think you understand Anyone's attitude but your own.

At least I have an attitude!

At least I am prepared to Speak up for what I think is right.

No, matt, what You're prepared to do

Is shout down anybody Who disagrees with you.

I'm going to tell you one thing,

And I'm not shouting Out here, steven.

If you don't believe we Should print my article,

You have no business Working on this magazine.

Maybe I don't.

You've changed, man.

You have really changed.

You know, somewhere Along the line,

Steven keaton disappeared,

And some stranger Took his place.

But I'm gonna tell You something, man.

It's a damn shame

Because steven keaton Was one of the great ones.

It took 7 fairy tales

And a stock market Lecture from alex

To get andy to go To sleep tonight.

I'm sorry you argued with matt.

Elyse, have I changed?

Am I the same person I Was when you first met me?

I don't know, I think your social Conscience has held up pretty well.

Right. And the tax credit

From amnesty International proves it.

Well, actually, we Didn't give this year.

We needed the money For andy's preschool.

This wasn't a good Time to tell me that.

I'm sorry.

You still respect me, elyse?

Steven! Humor me, elyse.

I'm going through a Personal crisis here.

Ok, I'll say one thing On that subject.

I shouldn't even Need to say that.

You do make a statement, steven.

You make a statement by The way you live your life,

By the way you Raise your children,

By choosing a job

That doesn't compromise Your principles.

Those are political acts,

As strong as anything that You ever did back at berkeley.

Honey, you're just one Of the most committed

And caring men I know.

And you have a wonderful wife.

I already know that.

Hey. Hey, alex.

Listen, I heard what happened,

And, uh, I know how tough That must have been for you.

Well, thanks, alex.

I know we differ On these issues,

But I appreciate your support.

Listen, dad,

Over the years,

You and I have searched

For some common Political ground.

We searched...

And searched. And searched.

Searched. Searched.

And even though

We haven't agreed On anything yet...

I really respect your ideals.

You know?

And the fact that You respect mine.

You set a good example.

I mean, who knows?

Maybe 20 years from now,

I'll look back on the Things that I believed in

When I was 20, and I'll think that I was...

Nah!

You never know, alex.

You may feel different When you hit 40.

Oh, trust me, dad.

I know what it's like to be 40.

♪ to everything, turn, turn... ♪

Aren't you guys finished yet?

I practically had to promise The printer my first-born son.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

I said my first-born son, Not our first-born son.

You never give up, do you?

Nope.

I have our future planned

Down to the smallest detail.

I even know what our Son's name is going to be.

You want to hear what it is?

No.

♪ a time to kill... ♪

What is it?

Freedom.

Freedom p. Keaton.

I like that.

We'd have wonderful children.

They'd pick up the struggle For peace and social justice

Where we leave off.

We'll all live in the country

On a commune with All of our friends

And their children And lots of animals,

And their children.

We'll grow our own food

And we'll make our own clothes.

Live off the land.

Uh, before we start this family,

We have a magazine To get out, keaton.

♪ a time to gain ♪

♪ a time to lose ♪

♪ a time to mend ♪

♪ a time to sew ♪

Boy, it's gonna be tough getting Work done around this office.

♪ a time for peace ♪

♪ I swear it's not too late ♪

Man: sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.