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♪ I bet we've been together ♪
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♪ for a million years ♪
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♪ and I bet we'll be together ♪
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♪ for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like I
Started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed ♪
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♪ and I can't remember ♪
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♪ what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us ♪
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♪ and there ain't no nothing ♪
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♪ we can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us ♪
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♪ sha la la la ♪♪
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Ok, andy, what's this?
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Doggy.
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Horsey.
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Tax-deferred bonds.
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Yes.
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That's my guy.
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He's making excellent
Progress, isn't he, alex?
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Yeah, jen, you know,
When you were his age,
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You were still trying to
Calculate simple interest.
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What a wonderful family scene.
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I just hope you children
Will remember these moments
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After your mother and
I are dead and buried.
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Glad you came in
To cheer us up, dad.
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I'm sorry, kids.
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I just came back from a
Meeting with my lawyer.
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He strongly advises
That I draw up a will.
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Are you sick, dad?
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No, no, jen. I'm fine.
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He just thinks it's important
For your mother and I
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To get our affairs in order
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While we're still of sound
Mind and good health.
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This is depressing.
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Yeah. Let's get out of here.
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What? Maybe I should wait
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Until your mother
Comes home from new york
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Before I do anything about this.
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I don't know, dad.
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Mom's architecture
Convention lasts for a week.
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You know, now is
The perfect time
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For you to deal with this.
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You know how mom hates
To discuss death or funerals
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Or legal battles over
Who gets what percentage
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Of the deceased's
Earthly possessions.
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She's funny that way.
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But you and me, pop,
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We could have a good
Time with this will thing.
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You know, you're
Interested in seeing
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That your loved ones
Are well taken care of.
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And I'm concerned with
Legal and fiscal matters
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Pertaining to death.
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This is going to be great!
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Well, I'm glad we found
Something to do together, son.
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Andy's really upset
About this will talk.
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Oh, hey, hey.
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Tell him not to worry about it.
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I'm handling the will now.
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Just, uh...
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Show him this figure.
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That will put a
Smile on his face.
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Hi, everybody. Hey.
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This is margaret hobbs.
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She's a freshman
With me at grant.
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We're doing a sociology
Project together for class.
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Well, that's terrific.
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It's great to see someone
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Going back to
School at your age.
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I mean, um...
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At your height.
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Well, there are a lot
Of us shorter people
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Going back to
College these days.
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Listen, margaret, we're going
To be working in the living room.
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It's right through there.
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Um, if you don't mind,
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You can set up at the table.
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I'll get us something to eat.
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Great. Nice meeting you all.
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You, too. Our pleasure.
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So, what's your
Project about, mal?
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Um, contemporary sexual
Attitudes of college students.
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Grant college sounds like fun.
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No, no, no. Forget it, jennifer.
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No, you're not going there.
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This family has already
Sacrificed one of its young
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To appease the god
Of fake colleges.
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Margaret seems
Like a nice woman.
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Yeah. She is.
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What's the matter?
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Oh, I don't know. I
Just never thought
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I'd be doing my first
College project
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With somebody old.
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I was really hoping to
Work with holly parker.
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I mean, I'm dying to
Be friends with her.
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Can't you be this holly's friend
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Without being her
Sociology partner?
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Oh, no, she's a snob, dad.
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She doesn't talk to
You unless she has to.
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Sounds like a good
Quality in a friend.
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The worst part of it... She got
Stuck with skippy as a project partner.
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He'll probably scare
Her out of the course,
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And I'll never get to meet her.
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Maybe you'll get to work
With holly on another project,
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In another class.
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Oh, come on, dad. Holly's the
Most popular girl in school.
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She's failing every course.
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How long do you think
She's going to be there?
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It is so exciting
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To be sitting here doing
Our homework together.
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The last time I did
Homework was...
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1940.
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I had to write a paper on
Whether or not roosevelt
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Would keep us out of the war.
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Did he?
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Our paper should prove
A little more interesting.
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sex and the college student.
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Um, margaret,
I've been thinking.
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If this topic makes you
Feel uncomfortable,
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I'm sure professor connors
Would give us another one.
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Why should it make
Me uncomfortable?
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Well, the subject
Matter... I mean...
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Oh, believe me, mallory.
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I'm perfectly comfortable
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Talking about sex.
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I approve of sex. I like sex.
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I remember sex.
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Well, what should we
Do to start the project?
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Well, I was thinking we
Should draw up a questionnaire
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And pass it around the school.
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That's a good idea.
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What kind of questions
Do you want to ask?
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We could start with,
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"Are you sexually active?
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And if so, how often
Do you have sex?"
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You sure you don't
Want to change topics?
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I mean, that roosevelt
Paper sounded really great.
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Do you still have it?
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You know, mallory,
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You're about the only
Person who's talked to me
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At grant college.
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Well, you know, it's a
Little tough at first,
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But I'm sure you'll
Make lots of friends.
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Yes.
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I'm hoping to meet holly parker.
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I hear once you're
In with her, you're in.
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Well, I know.
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I was hoping holly
Could be my sociology...
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Friend, too.
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Oh.
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Well, now we've got each other.
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You're my first college friend.
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I am?
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You can show me
The ropes a little bit...
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You know, bring me up to date
On any new research techniques
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And study guides
And test preparation.
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I haven't really gotten
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Too deeply into those things.
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Let's meet in the student
Union for lunch tomorrow.
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Is 12:30 ok?
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Uh, yeah, fine.
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Well, we better get
Back to the project.
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Ok.
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What other questions do
You want to ask on our survey?
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Um, "When did you
Lose your virginity?"
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All right, let's take a break.
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Alex, I thought you were
Going on a picnic with julie barr.
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Canceled it, dad.
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It's going to be a lot more
Fun to stay here with you
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And work on your will.
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We just want you to
Know that andy and I
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Don't want any part
Of this will business.
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Oh, speak for yourself, jen.
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Andy's asked me to represent
Him in this will matter.
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Andy, tell dad what
You gave me this morning.
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Power of attorney.
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If you need him
To sign anything,
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He'll be on the monkey bars.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
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What's the matter?
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Well, it's just a
Little sloppy, dad.
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I mean, you got
To be very careful
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When you're drafting
A legal document.
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If your language is the
Slightest bit imprecise,
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This will can be challenged.
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That's why I got you
This little guide here
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To help you with
Your preparations.
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burying your parents for profit.
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Thank you, alex.
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Does this book
Come with a shovel?
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Come on, dad.
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Don't let the title
Throw you off.
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This is chock full
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Of some very sensible
Financial advice.
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In fact, I used it
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To draw up this sample will...
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Which, uh, which I think
You'll find very helpful.
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Alex, do we have to do this now?
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Oh, come on, dad. It'll be fun.
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It'll be fun.
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One of those special
Father-son moments
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We'll look back on fondly.
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Or at least I will.
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"According to
This general guide,
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"All keaton property is divided
Up in the following manner...
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"100% of all assets
Go to alex keaton,
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"To be distributed to
Andrew, mallory, and jennifer
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As the aforementioned
Alex sees fit."
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This is just off
The top of my head.
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All right, alex,
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I'll give this my
Utmost consideration.
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You promise? Promise.
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Cross your heart
And hope to die?
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Not literally.
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I'm not sure we have all
The books we need, mallory.
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Margaret, we have more
Books than the library now.
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If anyone wants to know
Something about sociology,
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They're going to
Have to come here.
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Well, it's going to
Take us a little while
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To get through all these.
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You know, we may have
To pull an all-nighter.
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Well, the paper's not
Due for three weeks.
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I don't think we have
To stay up all night.
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Oh, but it could be fun.
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We could order a pizza, gossip,
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And do each other's hair.
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Uh, no. I mean, I
Don't think so.
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I've got other courses
To take care of.
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Oh, ok. I'll call you
Tomorrow about our project.
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Tomorrow's saturday.
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I don't like to think
On the weekends.
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All right. Till monday then.
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Monday.
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Ok.
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Hello. Hello, skippy.
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abientot.
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Skippy, I am so
Glad you're here.
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You've got to do me a big favor.
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Well, you know, I'd do
Anything for you, mallory,
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Especially if it involves
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You and me joined
Together in wedded bliss.
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I want you to trade
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Sociology partners with me.
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I don't know.
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Who's your partner?
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Margaret hobbs.
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The old lady?
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She's not that old, skippy.
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She's only 66.
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She's 66. That's 9 in dog years.
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Oh, come on, skippy.
You got to do this for me.
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I can't take it anymore.
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It seems like she wants
To spend every minute
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Working on the project with me,
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And I don't have the time.
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00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,820
It'd be different
For you, skippy.
261
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,289
It'd be nice for you to
Have someone to talk to.
262
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,160
What makes you
Think she'll talk to me?
263
00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:03,806
And besides, I don't
Think professor connors
264
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,508
Would appreciate us
Just switching partners.
265
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:06,764
No, we better not.
266
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,611
Ok, skippy, fine. Fine!
267
00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:09,912
I'm warning you, though,
This is the last time
268
00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,981
I'm going to try and take
Unfair advantage of you.
269
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,983
Last time I'll try to use you.
270
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,686
From now on, I'll just treat
You like everybody else.
271
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,843
No. Anything but that.
272
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,111
I'd be lost.
273
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,612
Look, if it'll make you happy,
274
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,114
I'll do it, mallory.
275
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:27,685
You get holly parker.
I get the old lady.
276
00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:30,188
Does she have a boyfriend?
277
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,660
Look, dad, I don't
Mean to nit-pick,
278
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,507
I'm not sure you're aware
279
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,209
Of the latest innovations
And developments
280
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,011
In estate planning and wills.
281
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,803
Alex, I have all the
Information I need right here.
282
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:45,970
And if I have any problems,
283
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,806
I can call the will
Hot line number
284
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,575
You gave me.
285
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,477
All right, did you know
286
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,323
That you can decide
That certain individuals
287
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,858
Inherit money only if they
Fulfill certain conditions
288
00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,649
Which you prescribe?
289
00:11:58,719 --> 00:11:59,951
Alex, that's ridiculous.
290
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,964
We're not going to place
Conditions of inheritance
291
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,988
On our children.
292
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,634
Well, for example, you can state
293
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,590
That mallory doesn't get a penny
294
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:07,803
If she marries nick.
295
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,760
That's already in there.
296
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:13,631
Is mallory around?
297
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,311
I have to talk to her about
Something very important.
298
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,612
Well, I'll tell her
You're here, skip.
299
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:17,746
I got to go upstairs
300
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,304
An get an estate
Inheritance form 2w.
301
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,483
Hope I'm not out.
302
00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:24,842
I hate to use the short form.
303
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:25,943
So what are you doing?
304
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,990
Well, I'm working
On my will, skipper.
305
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,592
So if there's anything
Of ours you want,
306
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,948
You better ask for it now.
307
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,950
Well, mr. Keaton,
308
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:34,830
You know that you
Possess the only thing
309
00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,988
That could make me complete,
310
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,001
That could give
Me true happiness...
311
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:41,025
Your daughter mallory.
312
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,695
I'm afraid she's not
Ours to give away, skip.
313
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:47,132
Then how about
That neat clock radio
314
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,101
In the living room?
315
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,869
Yeah, skippy, what is it?
316
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:52,970
Oh, uh, mallory,
317
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:55,017
I need my old
Sociology partner back.
318
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,507
Margaret quit.
319
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,176
She quit? Why?
320
00:12:58,244 --> 00:12:59,354
She said it was
Nothing personal,
321
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:01,123
But she didn't feel
That she belonged
322
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,625
In the class anymore.
323
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:03,748
Oh, I don't believe it.
324
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,083
Neither do I.
325
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:08,586
That makes four project
Partners I've lost in a week.
326
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:10,132
There's the one I traded to you,
327
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:11,422
Margaret,
328
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,969
And the two that
Mysteriously disappeared
329
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,971
When they found out
They were working with me.
330
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:18,929
I'm like the bermuda
Triangle of project partners.
331
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,598
This is terrible.
332
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,433
When I asked margaret
To change partners,
333
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,202
I didn't think she'd
React like this.
334
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,671
I feel so guilty.
335
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:27,983
Why did you decide to
Stop working with her?
336
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,007
Just because of
The age difference?
337
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,442
Well, that's part of it.
338
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,444
I mean, dad, I
Wouldn't have minded
339
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,280
If she was 10 years older
Than me or 20 years older,
340
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:39,116
Or even as old as you, dad.
341
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,000
I think that should
Count against her
342
00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:46,624
In the will.
343
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:52,964
Mallory, I don't
Think margaret's age
344
00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:55,010
Should be a problem
If she can do the work.
345
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,679
I think an older
Person could bring
346
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,703
New insight to the project.
347
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,739
Yeah. Old people can be
Really interesting, mallory.
348
00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:04,409
I have an aunt
Who's 85 years old.
349
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,377
And we get along great.
350
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,746
I get along fine with
Older people, skippy,
351
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,080
But this is different.
352
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,293
You don't have to go to school
353
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:13,418
And do a sociology
Project with your aunt.
354
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:14,685
You don't have to discuss
355
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:17,722
Issues like birth control
And virginity with your aunt.
356
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:20,552
We don't have to. We
Do it because we enjoy it.
357
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,006
Oh.
358
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:39,444
Mallory.
359
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:40,445
Hi.
360
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,447
Can I come in?
361
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,948
Yes. Come in.
362
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,329
Thanks. I'm really
Glad you're home.
363
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,996
I wanted to talk to you.
364
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,165
Um, skippy said you
Dropped the class.
365
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:51,522
Yes, I did.
366
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,458
You know, I really
Like that skippy.
367
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:57,361
I'm happy the two of
You are getting engaged.
368
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:00,898
We broke that off
369
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,879
When we were 4 months old.
370
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,113
He's just taking a little longer
371
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,736
To get over it.
372
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,205
Well, that's too bad.
373
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,951
Um, listen, margaret,
374
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:10,453
I'd really like you
To come back to class
375
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,009
And be my partner.
376
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,711
No, thank you.
377
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:19,250
Um, I know I shouldn't have
Switched partners in the first place,
378
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,130
But I was just a
Little uncomfortable
379
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,298
Because of the age difference.
380
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,921
But I'm over that now.
381
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,589
Mallory,
382
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,591
Obviously you didn't
Want to work with me,
383
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,827
So you switched partners.
384
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,329
I can take it.
385
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,365
Look, I feel responsible.
386
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,500
And you want me to
Tell you it's all right,
387
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:37,935
Don't you?
388
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:40,104
Well, I can't do that
For you, mallory,
389
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:42,273
Because it's not all right.
390
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:46,444
I mean, you really hurt
And embarrassed me.
391
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:50,414
Why did you do it, mallory?
392
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,951
Um, well, I just thought it
Would be better for you.
393
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,264
I mean, skippy said...
394
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,355
Be honest with me.
395
00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:01,125
All right. I didn't
Enjoy working with you.
396
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:04,561
Partially it's because I wanted
To work with holly parker,
397
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,608
And partially
Because it felt strange
398
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,533
Working with
Someone old... Older.
399
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,068
Old is fine.
400
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,470
Margaret, put
Yourself in my position.
401
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:14,972
I'm starting college.
402
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,907
I'm not a very good student.
403
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,221
It's all I can do to keep
My head above water.
404
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:22,746
And then you come along and
You expect us to be best friends.
405
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,583
It was one more
Pressure I didn't need.
406
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,085
You're not the only one
Who's under pressure.
407
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:31,656
Try going back to college
When you're 66 years old.
408
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,924
Try taking notes in class
409
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,760
When you can barely see the page
410
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,229
Because you left
Your bifocals at home.
411
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:41,265
I mean, try asking
Directions to the bookstore
412
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,768
And having everyone treat
You like you're a lost child...
413
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,938
"Oh, the bookstore
Is across campus.
414
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,073
Would you like me
To walk you there?"
415
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:54,445
I mean, I'm completely
Different from everyone else.
416
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,880
I don't know how to act,
417
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,915
I don't know how to talk,
418
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,618
I don't know how to dress.
419
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,847
Oh, I could help you with that.
420
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:08,225
Mallory, I'm sorry I was
Such a burden on you,
421
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,394
And it was my fault.
422
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,897
It was my mistake to look to you
423
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:14,966
To help me.
424
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,467
All right.
425
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,570
I will spend more time working
On the project with you,
426
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,338
And you can come back to class
427
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:23,073
And we'll do the
Project together.
428
00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:25,454
I don't need your
Charity, mallory.
429
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,577
It's not charity.
430
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,746
I just don't think you
Should drop the class.
431
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,826
I think I'm old enough to
Make that decision by myself.
432
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,749
I think you're making a mistake.
433
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,629
I'm dropping the class, mallory.
434
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:36,553
I'm sorry.
435
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:55,773
Let's go over this inventory
Of assets one more time.
436
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,110
Item 41...
437
00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:02,212
The jade necklace.
438
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,384
Ok.
439
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:11,822
You know the whereabouts
Of this necklace?
440
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:15,459
I believe it's still
On aunt ethel's neck.
441
00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:22,233
Her claim to this
Necklace is very shaky, dad.
442
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,902
This was grandmother
Keaton's necklace.
443
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,615
Now, you have as
Much right to it
444
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,072
As aunt ethel does.
445
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:33,744
You're right, alex. Let's
Go over to the rest home.
446
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,245
You hold her down,
447
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,415
I'll see...
448
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:41,752
I'll see if I can
Rip it off her neck.
449
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,491
You're fighting me on
Everything here, dad.
450
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,761
I am just trying to get your
Affairs in order, that's all.
451
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:52,430
I appreciate that,
452
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,143
I just don't want to
Have to come to blows
453
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,434
With aunt ethel
If I can help it.
454
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,008
She is big.
455
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:09,346
Hi.
456
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,115
Hi.
457
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,427
How did it go with margaret?
458
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:13,617
Awful.
459
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,430
She doesn't want to
Come back to class, alex.
460
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:17,555
And she's really mad at me.
461
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:18,722
I feel terrible.
462
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,892
I need someone close to talk to.
463
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,561
Do you know how I
Can get a hold of mom
464
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:26,096
At the architecture convention?
465
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,943
Hey. Hey, wait a minute.
466
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,967
Mal... Mally.
467
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,404
This is me. This is alex.
468
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:37,741
This is your brother,
Your confidant.
469
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,410
I didn't mean to
Offend you, alex.
470
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:40,911
I'm just used to talking to mom
471
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:42,579
About sensitive issues.
472
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,014
Yeah.
473
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,083
Ahem.
474
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,084
I know I'm not mom.
475
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:49,987
But I do know one thing...
476
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:53,257
When you get hurt emotionally,
477
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:56,193
Or even if you
Hurt somebody else,
478
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:57,595
It just reminds you
479
00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:00,476
How fragile and
Insecure we all really are,
480
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,977
And how much we
Count on each other
481
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:05,970
For support and encouragement.
482
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,807
That was really beautiful, alex.
483
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,276
Thank you, mal.
484
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:15,112
Mom wrote it down for me.
485
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,956
In case dad was out
486
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,458
And something sensitive came up.
487
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,295
I did mention how
Fragile and insecure...
488
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:32,296
Oh, yeah, yeah.
489
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:33,631
Yeah, ok.
490
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,969
Coming.
491
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:42,305
Oh, hey, margaret.
492
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,307
Hi. Come in. Come in.
493
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:45,554
Thank you.
494
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:49,313
I hope I'm not interrupting
Something important.
495
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:50,859
Margaret, don't be silly.
496
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,984
Listen, I understand
497
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,529
You're feeling a little down.
498
00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:55,987
Well, uh...
499
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,495
I know I'm not mom.
500
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:05,996
Alex!
501
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:16,607
I can't stay long.
502
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,554
I've got a date
Waiting in the car.
503
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:21,612
Oh, great. Well, I'm
Glad you came by.
504
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,781
Oh, mallory, I was...
505
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,894
I was thinking about
What you said today
506
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,117
In my apartment
507
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,164
And, well, all the
Pressures you're under,
508
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,454
And I...
509
00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:34,224
I realized I wasn't
Very understanding.
510
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,959
No. I was wrong.
511
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,395
I'm sorry, margaret.
I apologize.
512
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,663
So was I.
513
00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:42,933
I was so busy telling you
What it was like to be old,
514
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,803
I forgot what it
Was like to be young.
515
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,804
It doesn't feel so
Great right now.
516
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:52,142
Margaret, I don't know
Why I acted so selfishly.
517
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:55,145
I'm not going to make
Any excuses for myself.
518
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:56,480
I just want you to know
519
00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:59,984
That I respect what
You're trying to do.
520
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:02,686
I think it takes a
Lot of courage.
521
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:06,089
It took me a long time
522
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,158
To get up the courage
523
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:12,395
To... To go back to school.
524
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:16,399
You look at me and
You see an old woman.
525
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:20,270
But inside, I'm still...
526
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,484
I still feel like a little girl
527
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:25,776
Going to her first
Day of school.
528
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,445
I'm scared, mallory.
529
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:31,782
And if I was pushing too hard
530
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:32,783
For a friend...
531
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:33,995
I mean, for someone
To make me feel like
532
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:37,121
I belong at grant,
533
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:41,058
It's because I really need one.
534
00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:44,261
I'll be your friend, margaret.
535
00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:46,396
Thank you, mallory.
536
00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,365
Will you come back to the class?
537
00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:51,736
I think I'll give
It another shot.
538
00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:53,003
Oh, good.
539
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:55,684
I called skippy and
Told him we're on again.
540
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,218
I'm comfortable with him.
541
00:22:57,242 --> 00:23:00,110
He's even more out
Of place than I am.
542
00:23:02,315 --> 00:23:05,215
I'm so glad you're
Coming back, margaret.
543
00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:06,583
So am I.
544
00:23:06,652 --> 00:23:08,519
Great.
545
00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:09,520
Margaret, honey.
546
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,922
We have 7:30 reservations.
547
00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:15,092
Coming, skipper.
548
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:19,262
You had your chance.
549
00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:54,331
Man: sit, ubu, sit.
550
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,267
Good dog.
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