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Three o'clock in the morning.
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I can't believe this
is happening again.
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Why can't I sleep?
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It's dark.
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I'm tired. I'm in bed.
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I've slept successfully
in the past.
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Maybe these
pajamas are defective.
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This is ridiculous.
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I've slept a total of
a minute and a half
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in the last six nights.
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I got midterms coming
up. I got papers to write.
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Got a million things to do.
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If I don't get to sleep
soon, I'm gonna be...
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awake.
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All right, okay, don't panic.
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I can still get four hours,
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if I fall asleep right now.
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Go.
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Okay.
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So far, so good.
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I'm falling asleep.
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There I go.
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I'm on my way.
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Drifting...
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drifting...
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I'm gone...
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now.
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I'm back.
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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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Okay, if you'll just hand
me that screwdriver, Jen,
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we'll have the smoke
alarm up in no time.
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Oh, no, no, not the
Phillips. I want the flathead.
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Trust me, Dad, you
want the Phillips.
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You're right.
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Okay, it's all set to go.
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Why don't we test it out?
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Well, here's some matches. Ah.
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Nice work, Dad.
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Whoa, burglar alarm.
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Those are tough to install.
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I'm impressed.
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It's not a burglar alarm,
it's a smoke alarm.
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Oh, nice work, Dad.
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Maybe it needs a
minor adjustment.
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Right back.
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Oh, excuse me, Mom.
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You're home late, aren't you?
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Yeah, I was, uh,
at the library...
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studying.
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You know, I got a B-minus
on my anthropology test?
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Don't feel so bad, Alex.
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I got a B-minus
on a test last week.
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Oh, okay, I feel better now.
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You look awfully tired, honey.
Why don't you go on up to bed?
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What are you implying, Mom?
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That I'm afraid to go to bed?
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That I'm afraid that I
won't be able to sleep?
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That I'll stare at
the walls all night,
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awake, desperate and alone?
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Is that what you're implying?
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No.
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Does anybody else think that?
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Because if you do, why
don't you just come out
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and say it and stop
snickering behind my back?
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What's he talking about?
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You know, you all look tired.
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Why don't you all go to sleep?
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See how that feels?
How do you like it?
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Well, actually, going
to sleep isn't a bad idea.
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I'm exhausted. Good night, Mom.
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Yeah, me too. Good night, Mom.
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Showoffs.
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Okay, all fixed.
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Should be working
like a charm now.
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Oh, boy, I'm bushed.
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I can't wait to get to bed.
I'll probably be asleep
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before my head hits the pillow.
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Sure...
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rub my nose in it.
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Are you ready, Elyse?
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Yeah.
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Wait, wait, wait a minute.
You guys are goin' to bed?
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Now? Together?
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I'm sorry if that
shocks you, Alex.
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Are you all right, Alex?
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Yeah, I'm-I'm,
uh... I'm fine, really.
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Uh, go to sleep.
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Are you sure? Yeah, positive.
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Good night. I, uh, love you.
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Good night, Alex.
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Well, here I am again.
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Alone for another
sleepless night.
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Hey, I don't care.
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I kind of enjoy having
these hours to myself.
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Yeah, I kind of
love being alone.
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Skippy.
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Sorry to bother you so late.
I want to borrow a dictionary.
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Aw, hey... Uh, well, uh...
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Skip, gee, the
dictionary's upstairs
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but maybe I can help you out.
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I know a lot of words.
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Well, today in biology class,
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Lauren Harris told me I
reminded her of a mandrill.
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What is that?
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Uh, well, Skip, uh,
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a mandrill is a large,
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fierce, uh,
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foul-smelling baboon...
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of West Africa.
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Hm.
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Do you think I
should ask her out?
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Go for it, you big ape.
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Alex, thank you very
much. Uh, listen, Skippy,
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um, why don't you...?
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Why don't you sit
down for a minute, okay?
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I want to ask you something.
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Uh...
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how do you sleep at night?
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Well,
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after my mom straps me in,
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I usually just drift right off.
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I wish I had a ritual like that.
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You know, I haven't
slept in eight nights?
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Well, congratulations. How
many are you going for?
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No, Skip, I want
to sleep. I just can't.
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I don't know, I completely
psyched myself out.
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I-I just lie in bed, petrified,
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feeling completely alone.
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Would you like me to
sleep with you tonight, Alex?
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What was that, Skip?
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Maybe it'll help to relax you
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to have somebody
else there in the room.
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I'll sleep on the floor.
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I'm not sleeping.
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I'm exhausted.
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I'm in bed and I'm not sleeping.
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And I have Skippy in my room.
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This is worse than last night.
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All right. Okay.
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Just don't get upset.
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Stay calm.
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Relax.
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Try counting... money.
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One hundred million.
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Two hundred million.
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Three hundred million,
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tax exempt.
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I'm gettin' too excited here.
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All right, all right, okay.
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Maybe I should just
walk around a little.
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This is WADW.
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I'm Sonny Henderson
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and you're listening to
"The Night Owl Show."
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It's 3:24 and now here's
Buddy Budson doing,
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"Alone and Blue."
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Hey, don't I know it, Buddy.
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Shut up.
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What's going on?
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Nothing.
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What's the matter,
couldn't sleep?
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I heard the smoke alarm.
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Well, that was...
That was the radio.
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They were playing
"Smoke Gets in Your...
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Smoke Alarm."
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I don't know, Dad. I mean,
that thing just went off.
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I was getting some food
out of the refrigerator,
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and it went off.
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It must be the smoked salmon.
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What's all the noise down
here? I heard the smoke alarm.
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If there's not a fire, I'm
gonna be really mad.
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Look I-I set it off by
mistake. I'm sorry.
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Hey.
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Skippy, what are you doing here?
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Trying to help Alex sleep.
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Skip.
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Did you know he hasn't
slept in over eight nights?
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Skippy...
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Alex, is it true that you're
having trouble sleeping?
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No-no, it's just a rumor.
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Alex, why didn't you tell us
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you were having this problem?
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Because it is not a problem.
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How come you're having trouble?
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What is this, a
not-sleeping witch-hunt?
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Why don't you just tie me
up to a stake and burn me?
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Well, as long as we're up.
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All right, okay, look, I'm
sorry I woke you all, okay?
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And if you don't mind I'm tired
and I'm going back to sleep.
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So, Mallory,
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you been having
any trouble sleeping?
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This is ridiculous. We're all
exhausted because of Alex.
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Yeah, we finally get the
baby to sleep through the night
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and now Alex won't.
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Come on, we have to be patient.
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Alex has a problem.
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I was patient at first,
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but Alex has kept
us awake for a week.
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It's like being in
a family of owls.
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Hi. Hey, Alex.
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Hi
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Good morning.
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Whose turn is it?
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Mine.
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Uh, Alex, how did
you sleep last night?
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Oh, fine.
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Oh, yeah? Then
why did you ask me
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to go skiing with you
at 2 in the morning?
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I have no memory of that.
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Alex, sit down for a second.
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Sure, Mom.
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What's up?
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You are,
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every night.
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Alex, you're not sleeping.
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It's got to be bothering you.
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I know it's bothering us.
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What do you mean?
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Well, for example, what
happened last night.
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Oh, look, I'm sorry
about that, okay?
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I-I tried to do it as
quietly as I could.
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Alex, you crawled
into bed with us.
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Did that bother you?
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Look, I'm sorry, okay?
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I've got a little problem,
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but it's under control.
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I can handle it.
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You know, Alex,
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I had a friend who
had trouble sleeping
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and she went to a therapy group
for people with sleep disorders.
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Mallory,
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I'm sure your friends
have a lot of disorders,
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but I'd prefer not to
be lumped together
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with that group of misfits.
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Alex, you have to
get some kind of help.
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Or a hotel room.
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Hi, Alex.
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We just wanted to
wish you good luck
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on getting to sleep tonight.
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Thanks. I'll be fine.
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I hope so, Alex,
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because you're really
starting to fall apart.
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Mallory, let's be kind to Alex.
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I read somewhere if you
don't get enough sleep
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your brain cells start to die.
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Jennifer.
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One by one.
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Will you knock it off?
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Sorry, Alex. Look, good luck
falling asleep tonight, really.
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And that's another thing.
266
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:45,694
Just don't-don't-don't wish me
good luck falling asleep, okay?
267
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,230
It only gets me
worried about it.
268
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,133
Just don't even mention sleep.
269
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,202
Hey, kids. Good luck
falling asleep, honey.
270
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,770
Mom.
271
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,339
He doesn't want
anyone to mention sleep.
272
00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,408
Oh, I'm sorry.
273
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,476
Well, I brought you
some warm milk,
274
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,013
for no particular reason.
275
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,181
Thanks, Mom.
276
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:09,818
You know, I always thought
that was just an old wives' tale.
277
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,362
Well, your mother
is an old wife.
278
00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:17,626
Seriously though, uh,
279
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,261
milk contains tryptophane,
280
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,697
a chemical that,
uh, promotes sleep.
281
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:25,634
And, uh, just to ensure
a good night's sleep,
282
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,536
we picked up
283
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,460
this little item.
284
00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:31,862
What do you think?
285
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:35,132
It's no use, Dad.
I know it's you.
286
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,449
This is Sylvester. He
used to be my favorite doll.
287
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,284
We've grown apart.
288
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,686
He's been looking
for a companion lately.
289
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,922
Oh, thanks, Jen.
290
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,181
Alex, here's my geometry book.
291
00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:54,685
Just read it and
you'll fall fast asleep.
292
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:57,633
Thanks, you guys.
293
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,377
Good night. Good luck, Alex.
294
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,927
May sleep be with you.
295
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,919
I'm not sleeping yet.
296
00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:19,610
Oh, sorry.
297
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,571
What are you staring at?
298
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,588
All right.
299
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,757
Okay. No more
fooling around here.
300
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:58,227
This time I'm going to sleep.
301
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,684
This time I mean business.
302
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:06,557
Yeah.
303
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,139
That's it.
304
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:13,775
That's beautiful.
305
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:16,200
Boy, nothing like sleep.
306
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,116
It's the greatest.
307
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,739
How would I know?
308
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,643
I can't take it anymore.
309
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,680
I gotta get out of here.
310
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:41,337
This is unbelievable.
311
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,060
I've forgotten how to sleep.
312
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:47,509
What's next?
313
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,912
Am I gonna forget
how to breathe?
314
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:52,781
How to eat? How to walk?
315
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,072
How to calculate
simple interest?
316
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,255
What has become of me?!
317
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,285
Hi.
318
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,435
Everything's-everything's fine.
319
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,427
The sleeping is goin' A-okay.
320
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,330
Just takin' a little break.
321
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,521
Come on, Mom.
322
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,257
Can't you see
I'm trying to sleep?
323
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:38,282
Alex, I hate
seeing you like this.
324
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,729
Remember how much I used to love
325
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,064
goin' to sleep when I was a kid?
326
00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:44,333
Sure.
327
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,435
I used to read you
"The Three Little Pigs."
328
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,760
Before I got to page
5, you were out.
329
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:54,476
Yeah, well, those days are gone.
330
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,245
Everything's more
complicated now.
331
00:18:57,269 --> 00:19:00,015
You know, I get
into this bed at night
332
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:03,285
and a million different
things rush through my mind.
333
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,088
I mean, I worry
about me and Ellen,
334
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:09,391
and I worry about,
uh, my classes,
335
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:12,582
and my tests, my future.
336
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,398
About my past,
337
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:19,068
about my present,
338
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:22,504
and I worry about
my future, again.
339
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:23,739
Then I worry about Ellen again,
340
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,975
then I worry about
Ellen's future.
341
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,734
Hey, everything
just gets so crazy.
342
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,318
Guess I'm crazy, huh?
343
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,409
No. No, you're not crazy, honey.
344
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:46,028
You're just... You're just not a
little boy anymore, you know?
345
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,152
You're-you're an adult.
346
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,169
There are a lot of things
going on in your life
347
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,671
and-and that's bound
to create some anxiety.
348
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,274
But what if that anxiety
349
00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,608
keeps me up for
the rest of my life?
350
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,911
I mean,
351
00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:03,913
what if I never get to sleep?
352
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:07,349
Stop worrying about sleeping.
353
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,519
Now, when your body
needs it, it'll go to sleep.
354
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:14,223
In the meantime, just
enjoy the night, you know?
355
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:17,126
Read a good book,
look at the stars,
356
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,510
talk to your picture of Nixon.
357
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,953
He doesn't look like
he slept much either.
358
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,467
I'll try that.
359
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:29,471
I guess what I'm
trying to say honey is...
360
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,707
Just try and relax, you know?
361
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,142
Use the time.
362
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,766
That's what I try to do.
363
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:40,349
Wait a minute,
you've had insomnia?
364
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,306
From time to time.
365
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,154
Really?
366
00:20:45,178 --> 00:20:49,057
I always figured you were
the out-like-a-light type.
367
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,458
Nope.
368
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,494
That's your dad.
369
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,963
In fact, I remember one night
370
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:58,433
he fell asleep before
he even got to bed.
371
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,269
I found him, he was
asleep on the sink
372
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:03,160
with a toothbrush
sticking out of his mouth.
373
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,975
I guess what I'm
trying to say, honey,
374
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,010
is that an occasional
sleepless night
375
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:12,548
goes with the territory
of being Alex Keaton.
376
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:15,817
Despite the worries
and the anxieties,
377
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:18,208
I think you enjoy
being Alex Keaton.
378
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,125
Thanks, Mom.
379
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,482
I love you.
380
00:21:26,219 --> 00:21:27,484
Goodnight, babe.
381
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:31,065
Wait.
382
00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:34,636
Uh, just wondering
if you'd mind, uh,
383
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:38,540
telling me the "Three
Little Pigs" story.
384
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:41,343
Just-just for old times sake.
385
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,908
Pick it up midway
through the action.
386
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:47,271
Okay.
387
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:53,422
Uh, well...
388
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:56,358
See these-these pigs built
three different kinds of houses.
389
00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:59,127
Um, one-one house
was made out of...
390
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,084
Straw.
- -straw.
391
00:22:03,256 --> 00:22:05,166
And the other house
was made out of...
392
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:06,601
Wood.
393
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:07,802
Wood.
394
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,671
And the third house
was made out of...
395
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:11,262
Aluminum siding.
396
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,045
That's good enough.
397
00:22:16,069 --> 00:22:17,979
And then the wolf came along
398
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,749
and he wanted to blow
down the pigs' houses.
399
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:24,019
So he said, "I'll huff
400
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:26,255
"and I'll puff
401
00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:29,246
and I'll blow your house down."
402
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,894
Well, the pigs got very scared.
403
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:35,930
So the first pig said
to the other two pigs...
404
00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:37,332
No, no, wait a minute.
405
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,967
I... Actually it was
the second pig
406
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:42,003
said to the first
and third pig...
407
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,238
Oh, which pig was it?
408
00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:44,828
They look so much alike.
409
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:47,779
Do you remember which one?
410
00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:52,256
Alex?
411
00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:18,662
Well, I was up anyway.
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