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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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Well, after today's
victory, Alex,
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I've beaten you
58 games in a row.
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What do you have
to say about that?
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All right, you got the momentum.
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Momentum? Alex, I
blocked every shot you took.
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Maybe that was my strategy.
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Huh? You ever think of that?
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Maybe I wanted you to
win 58 games in a row.
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That way you get
over-confident, start getting sloppy.
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Then I make my move.
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Let's face it, Alex,
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we could play a
hundred more games
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and I'll beat you every time.
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And you know why?
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Because I am a better
player than you are,
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I'm quicker, I'm a
better rebounder,
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and I'm tougher.
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I'm telling. Ma!
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Hey, Jenny, what's shaking, huh?
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Hey, Alex, how my little friend?
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I'm fine, I'm fine, Nick.
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And, uh... And I'm
not your little friend.
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Oh, hey, sorry, man. Ow.
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Mallory!
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Hey, Mallory!
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Eh.
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Hi.
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Hey, babe.
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Where you been?
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Uh, nowhere.
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What's happenin'?
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Uh, nothing, you know.
What you been doing?
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Stuff. Where are we going?
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Around. Someplace.
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The MacNeil/Lehrer
Report will be right back.
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Alex, do you mind?
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This conversation
does not involve you.
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And for that, I am
eternally grateful.
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Well, I'd love to sit around
and grunt with you two,
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but I gotta get going.
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Hey, come on. I'm
starving, you ready to go?
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Oh, Nick, I forgot to tell you,
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I can't go out tonight. I
have to go out to dinner
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with my parents
at the Lobster Pot.
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Why don't you come with us?
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Oh, what, are you kidding?
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You know your folks don't
want me along for dinner.
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They're still upset
about last time.
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Oh, right.
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I don't know what
the big deal was.
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They got all upset
about how I was dressed.
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You know, I wore a tie.
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But you didn't wear a shirt.
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I didn't wanna
spill nothing on it.
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Hey, come along anyway.
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I think my parent are
really getting to like you.
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Oh, yeah.
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So why can't they say my name
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without gritting their teeth?
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"Hello, Nick.
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Good to see you."
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They don't.
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They stopped doing that.
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Hi, Mom, hi, Dad.
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Hi, Mal.
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Look who's here.
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Hello, Nick.
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Uh, I invited Nick
along for dinner.
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I hope that's okay.
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I... T-that's great.
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Mom, I don't know what
you're so upset about.
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Nick was just doing
what he thought was right.
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Mallory, when they brought
around the lobster tank,
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Nick was supposed to
just pick one for his dinner.
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Not set them all free.
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Nick's an artist, he's...
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He's sensitive.
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He couldn't stand
to see lobsters
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cooped up like criminals
so he let them go.
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Hey, Mr. Keaton, I'm sorry.
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Like I said, you know,
I just got carried away.
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Anyway, I told you
I'd pay you back.
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I got 40 lobsters in here, Nick.
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I don't need money,
I need recipes.
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Steven, what are we
gonna do with all of these?
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I don't know. Look, let's
just take them upstairs
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and put them in the bathtub
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until we figure out
something to do.
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That's good, they'll
probably wanna freshen up
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after the long ride home.
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Mallory, I'm about to
give up on your parents.
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You know, everything I do
around them turns out bad.
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I let the lobsters
go, they get upset.
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They're so unpredictable.
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Why does this kind of thing
always have to happen?
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I'm sorry.
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No, forget it. Forget it.
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I'm gonna go change,
I'll be down in a minute.
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This guy tried to
make a break for it.
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I wrestled him to the ground.
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Well, why don't
you let him go, Alex?
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He looks so sad.
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No, no, Nick, he's fine, really.
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He wasn't trying to run away.
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He just wanted to
grab a quick smoke.
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Hey, um, Alex, um,
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can I talk to you for a minute?
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I got a little problem
and I think you can help.
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Well, sure, Nick, I'm
always here for you.
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What is it? And make it quick.
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Look, like, I'm always
getting in trouble
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around your parents.
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I mean, it really upsets Mallory
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and I don't wanna put
her through it anymore.
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So you gotta help me.
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I gotta be more
acceptable to your parents
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but I don't know how.
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Well, what do you
want me to do, Nick?
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Well, um, show me
how to fit in, you know?
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Show me
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how to be like you.
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Well, Nick,
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it isn't that easy.
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I mean, if it was,
everybody would be doing it.
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Hey, come on, Alex.
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You know what, show
me what's wrong with me
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and how can I fix it.
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Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick.
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I wouldn't know where to start.
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Uh, just pick a place.
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All right, okay.
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Let's start with the
way you talk. Okay.
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When you walk into a room
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and everybody says
hello, what do you say?
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Hey.
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What is that?
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Well, it's my hello.
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Well, then just say hello.
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Hello, Alex.
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Hey, that's a start.
Okay, you got, uh...
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You got the words right anyway.
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Okay, listen, if you
wanna fit in here at all
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you gotta learn to make
normal conversation, okay?
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No more monosyllabic grunts.
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Uh?
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No.
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No, no more. See, you...
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You gotta know things,
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you gotta read the newspaper.
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You gotta get a job.
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You have gotta change, Nick.
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I do, huh? That's right.
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That's right, if you
wanna fit in around here,
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you gotta look like me,
you gotta act like me.
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You gotta talk like me,
you gotta be another me.
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Okay. I'll do it.
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I'll do it because
I love Mallory.
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Why do you do it?
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Sweet boy, yes, you are.
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And a very good boy.
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A good, sweet,
sweet, gorgeous boy.
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And you're a smart boy.
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Yes, you're a very,
very, smart, smart boy.
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Yes, you are.
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Mom. You're doing it again.
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What's that?
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You're creating another Alex.
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And you must be stopped.
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I got it.
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Hello, Alex.
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How are you today?
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How are you?
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Who are you?
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Hey, don't you
remember our little talk?
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Yeah, yeah, I do.
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I didn't think you would.
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You, uh... This...
This is great.
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Wow. Mom, Jen,
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guess who?
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Nick? Nick?
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Hello, Mrs. Keaton,
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Jennifer.
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A lovely evening,
wouldn't you say?
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Yes. Yes.
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Uh, I am afraid
I am a bit tardy.
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Mallory must be waiting for me.
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Indeed she is.
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Allow me to call her for you.
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I would be obliged.
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Oh, Mallory!
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I say, Mallory,
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Nick is here.
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Coming!
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Okay, where is he?
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Hey, Mallory.
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Over here, it's me, Nick.
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Whoa.
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Nick? Yeah.
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What happened to you?
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What do you mean,
what happened to me?
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Uh, you look ridiculous.
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You, uh...
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You look... You look like Alex.
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Nick, how did you get here?
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I mean, I didn't
hear a motorcycle.
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Oh, I sold it. I
took the bus here.
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I find public transportation
in this community
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to be clean and efficient.
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Has your experience
been similar?
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Um,
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yeah.
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Oh, and additionally,
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I got a job at Gleason
Brothers Shoes.
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Currently I am in the stockroom
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but I hope to be
elevated to sales.
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One day.
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Can...? C-can I
talk to Nick alone?
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Uh, that's okay, we were
on our way upstairs anyway.
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Uh, make sure none
of the lobsters escaped.
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Yeah, we, uh... We think
they're digging a tunnel.
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Nick, what's going on?
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Hey, come on, Mallory,
I know it seems weird,
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but it's very important to me
to win your parents respect.
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Why?
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Well, if they don't respect
me, it upsets you, you know?
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So I made a few changes.
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But it's not really you.
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Please, Mallory, I'm doing
this because I love you.
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Well, I guess that's
a good reason.
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Hey, let's celebrate, huh?
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Come on, I wanna take
you out to dinner, all right?
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Oh, okay, let's go.
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Uh, but, uh,
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you aren't gonna go out
dressed like that, are you?
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Oh.
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I guess I am a
little underdressed
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to go out with you now.
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I'll go change.
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All right.
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How do you do,
I'm Steven Keaton.
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Hey, Mr. Keaton, it's me, Nick.
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Hey.
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Nick!
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It is you.
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Hey, what did I tell you, huh?
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Oh, uh, you know,
264
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,796
I've been meaning to strike
up this conversation with you
265
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,432
for some time. You
know, scientists say
266
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,401
that the Earth is
going to self-destruct
267
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,936
within two billion years.
268
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,161
Now, what can we as citizens do?
269
00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:22,652
Lobster again?
270
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,620
Come on, Jennifer, you love it.
271
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,088
But this is the
fourth time this week.
272
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:29,058
I'm starting to grow claws.
273
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,960
I'm doing something
a little different tonight.
274
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,516
Lobster dogs.
275
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,532
Hi, honey, I'm home.
276
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,267
Oh, hi. How did your meeting go?
277
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,703
Well, the Wallaces approved
my plans for the new addition
278
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:41,770
to their house.
279
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,939
Oh, great. Oh, by
the way, Elyse, uh,
280
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:46,275
I thought I'd invite
Nick to dinner tonight.
281
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,510
Again?
282
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,479
Can't we have one dinner
this week without Nick?
283
00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:52,781
Yeah, we could
but what's the point?
284
00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:54,683
I don't know, it's
just this new Nick
285
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,051
makes me uncomfortable.
286
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,553
Well, I kind of like new Nick.
287
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,488
He's got a job,
he dresses nicely,
288
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,923
he's up on current events.
289
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:01,958
I agree with Dad.
290
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,060
Come on, this new
Nick is a dream.
291
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:07,029
He, uh... He speaks
in complete sentences.
292
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,866
He walks erect.
293
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,668
He doesn't drool.
294
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:15,426
He's too good for Mallory.
295
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,908
Hey, Nick.
296
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,276
How's the shoe business going?
297
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,677
Oh, fine.
298
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:24,046
Let's say I'm just taking
it one step at a time.
299
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,169
Ha-ha.
300
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,585
I got some big news today.
301
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,219
I was promoted.
302
00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:34,157
I am out of the
stockroom and into sales.
303
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,381
Am I dreaming? Pinch me.
304
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:41,363
That's great. That's great,
Nick. Congratulations.
305
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:42,731
After only two weeks.
306
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:46,090
Before I forget, I got a
little something for you.
307
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:50,573
Oh, Nick, you didn't
have to bring me these.
308
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,141
This is very nice of you.
309
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,398
Hey, it's okay.
They're defective.
310
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:59,514
Just wear a couple
pairs of socks with them.
311
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:01,817
Um, Nick, we'd better get going,
312
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,352
we're gonna be
late for the art show.
313
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,054
Uh, Mallory, I
think I would rather
314
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:07,523
spend some time
with your family.
315
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,193
You know, we don't
have to go out every night.
316
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,929
We haven't been out
any night in two weeks.
317
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,030
Mallory, I am a working man now.
318
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,333
You know, it would be
irresponsible for me to go.
319
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,102
I have to be fresh for that
shoe store in the morning.
320
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,737
You understand, don't you?
321
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:24,506
Okay, sure.
322
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:28,077
Therefore, rubber soles
are far more superior
323
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,079
than the traditional
leather bottoms.
324
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,514
They're more durable,
325
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,049
they last longer.
326
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,285
You know, and best of
all, they don't wear out.
327
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,910
And don't let anybody
else try to tell you different.
328
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:44,948
Ahem. Don't let anybody
else try to tell you different.
329
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,363
What? Right.
330
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,498
Nick, come on, let's go out.
331
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,200
Let's go to a
movie or something.
332
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,202
Uh, Mallory, it's
getting a little late.
333
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,237
I don't think your
parents would approve.
334
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,439
Nick, it's 7:15,
335
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,875
An... Andrew is still up.
336
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,510
You know, speaking of Andrew,
337
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,845
has he started to
wear baby shoes yet?
338
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:07,250
Mr. Keaton, let's
talk baby shoes.
339
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,318
No, no, no.
340
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,587
You... You... You kids go out.
341
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:12,955
You have a good time.
342
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,823
We insist.
343
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:17,359
Yes, please. Go now.
344
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,895
We'll keep talking about shoes.
345
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,698
I swear.
346
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,033
That's okay, Mrs. Keaton.
347
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,635
We'll stay here with you.
348
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,036
Oh, great.
349
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:31,841
Okay, well, I believe you were
telling us about rubber soles.
350
00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:33,408
Yes, uh, now, as I was say...
351
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,010
I don't want to stay here, Nick!
352
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,611
We never do anything anymore!
353
00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:38,047
We never go anywhere.
354
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,416
I feel like we haven't
really talked in weeks.
355
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,251
Mallory, keep your voice down.
356
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,286
Can't you see these
people are trying to sleep?
357
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:45,955
No, come on.
358
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:49,625
You're doing all this
for my dad to like you,
359
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,560
I don't like you anymore.
360
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,028
No, you don't mean that.
361
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,764
I do.
362
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,465
You've got a job you hate,
363
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,266
you've given up your art.
364
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,335
You're not the same
person anymore.
365
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:01,637
You're not Nick.
366
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,405
Hey, I'm Nick.
367
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:04,573
Look, I'll show you,
368
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,241
I'll do you one of my "hey" s.
369
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,168
Hey.
370
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:15,718
Hey.
371
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:16,952
Look, just give it time,
372
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,320
you'll get used to it, Mallory.
373
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:19,855
I don't wanna get
used to this, Nick.
374
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:20,989
Mallory.
375
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:23,158
Why don't you just go home?
376
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,760
Okay.
377
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:28,163
Hey.
378
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:29,698
Hey.
379
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,217
Hey.
380
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,836
You don't have to
pretend you're asleep.
381
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,026
Nick's gone.
382
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,908
All right, we weren't sleeping.
383
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,778
Yeah, we all admit
it, we were all awake.
384
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,636
How can we sleep when
you're so obviously upset?
385
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,456
Moore! Come here.
386
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,759
Oh, yes, Mr. Gleason.
387
00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,561
I've told you a thousand times,
388
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,062
push the Elite Petites,
389
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:02,698
not the Slinky Sphinx.
390
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,033
I have 600 gross of
Elite Petites back there
391
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,668
and you're pushing
the Slinky Sphinx?
392
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,071
What's wrong with you, Moore?
393
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:12,274
I thought she looked
better in the Slinky Sphinx.
394
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,209
I'm sorry, Mr. Gleason.
395
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,811
I'm sorry, Mr. Gleason.
I'm sorry, Mr. Gleason.
396
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:20,082
You wanna know who's
sorry? Mr. Gleason is sorry!
397
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:22,151
Push the Elite Petites.
398
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,451
Get busy, Moore.
399
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:24,853
Yes, Mr. Gleason.
400
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,624
Hey, Mr. Keaton.
Good to see you.
401
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:31,360
Hello, Nick. Hey, guess what.
402
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,451
This is where I work.
403
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:38,534
Uh, I'm aware of that, Nick.
Uh, look, I came down here...
404
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,702
Young man, you were helping me.
405
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,271
Oh, I'm sorry.
406
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,106
No, no, I want...
407
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,741
Hey, hey, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait!
408
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,244
I can only handle
one person at a time.
409
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,913
Now, this man was
in line outside the store
410
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:54,316
before we opened
up this morning.
411
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,884
Okay, but I'm next.
412
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:59,855
Nick, I came down
here to talk to you.
413
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:03,392
Oh, so, what kind of shoe
did you have in mind, sir?
414
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,227
I haven't had a
chance to look around.
415
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,996
You'll love the Elite Petite.
416
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,932
No!
417
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:14,235
Mr. Moore, no. The Elite
Petite's a woman's shoe.
418
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,294
That's fine with me, just fine.
419
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,075
Oh.
420
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,543
Oh. No, no, no.
421
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,767
No, you... No,
no, oh, no, no, no.
422
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,581
Moore, uh, get this gentlemen
423
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,617
a pair of Elite
Petites. Uh, size?
424
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,186
Thirteen.
425
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,822
Yes, Mr. Gleason.
426
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,880
We carry stockings also.
427
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:43,165
Moore! Can't you
do anything right?
428
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:44,933
Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Gleason.
429
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,902
"I'm sorry, Mr. Gleason,
I'm sorry, Mr. Gleason."
430
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,169
You wanna know who's sorry?
431
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,004
Uh, Mr. Gleason?
432
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:53,209
That's right.
433
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,077
Get busy, clean this
up and get back to work!
434
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,313
Yes, Mr. Gleason.
435
00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,081
Nick, what are you doing?
436
00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:02,317
I'm putting these
boxes back on the shelf.
437
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:05,955
No, no, I mean, what
are you doing here?
438
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:09,525
Oh, I'm putting these
boxes back on the shelf.
439
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,693
No, no, no.
440
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,729
You misunderstood.
441
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:16,064
What is someone like you
442
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:19,290
doing in a store like this?
443
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:23,727
I'm putting these
boxes back on the shelf.
444
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,010
Nick we're at a standstill.
445
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,145
Look, look, what I'm saying is
446
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:34,215
I know you took this
job just for my sake.
447
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:36,217
And I know that's why you
changed your appearance
448
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:37,819
and gave up your art.
449
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,387
Oh, no, not at all.
450
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:41,290
I like shoes much more than art.
451
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:44,659
Moore, get this cleaned
up and get back to work!
452
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:45,994
Right away, Mr. Gleason.
453
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,564
Get busy, Moore, and I mean now!
454
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,866
Look at you, Nick,
you're miserable.
455
00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:54,569
Don't do this to yourself.
456
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:56,538
All right, so I'm miserable.
457
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:59,208
You know, I'd rather it be
that I'm miserable then Mallory.
458
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,710
I mean, she was miserable
when I didn't get along with you.
459
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,345
She's miserable now, Nick.
460
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,180
She wants you back
the way you were.
461
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,972
Who do you like better,
the old me or the new me?
462
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,643
Is there a third choice?
463
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:17,259
I don't think so.
464
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:20,295
Look, Nick,
465
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:22,031
whatever our problems are,
466
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,954
we can work them out.
467
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,942
Our relationship
468
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,934
has to be based on mutual trust
469
00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:41,750
and respect.
470
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,341
I love what you
tried to do for me.
471
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,093
But it was wrong, Nick.
472
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:53,483
Don't change for me.
473
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:58,822
I'll get those
stockings for you.
474
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,694
It's on me.
475
00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:08,010
Hi, honey.
476
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,167
Hi, Mom. Hi, Alex.
477
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,882
See what love can do?
478
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:17,920
This girl is demolished
and it's all because of Nick.
479
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,320
I would really appreciate
480
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:21,657
if you would not
mention his name.
481
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:25,227
I don't wanna hear the
name Nick anymore.
482
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,895
Sure, sure, Mal.
483
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,897
I understand.
484
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:31,900
Ooh, this knick-knack is nicked.
485
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,475
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
486
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:42,043
I couldn't help it.
487
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:43,712
Can you pass me the sports page?
488
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,136
I wanna see how
the Knicks are doing.
489
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:51,319
Mallory!
490
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:53,688
Hey, Mallory!
491
00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,290
Nick?
492
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,026
Nick?
493
00:21:57,050 --> 00:21:58,927
Hey, hey.
494
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:00,696
Hi!
495
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,297
Oh, no, no.
496
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,499
No, Nick. What did you do?
497
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:06,401
Hey, Alex.
498
00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:10,005
Oh, Nick, we were doing so well.
499
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,806
Hey, I'm sorry, my
little friend, you know,
500
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,108
but the old Nick is back.
501
00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:16,745
You should've seen this
guy. He pulled me aside
502
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:18,881
and told me what I
was doing was wrong.
503
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,350
I mean, he was so
passionate, it was beautiful.
504
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:22,817
Oh, that reminds me, Elyse,
505
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,281
I've got some stockings for you.
506
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:29,892
Why?
507
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,628
I'll explain later.
508
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:34,996
Hey, uh, thanks, Mr. Keaton.
509
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,466
I mean, you showed
me the error of my ways.
510
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,601
I mean, he knew
I didn't need a job.
511
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:43,071
That's not exactly
the moral here, Nick.
512
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,673
I know, but, you know, I was
just trying to make you think
513
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,275
that I was good enough
for your daughter.
514
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:48,277
And it didn't work.
515
00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:50,045
I mean, I lost her
and I gained Alex
516
00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:51,768
and that's no good.
517
00:22:54,307 --> 00:22:55,517
Well, I'll put on
a pot of coffee
518
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,585
and I just baked a batch
of lobster chip cookies.
519
00:22:57,609 --> 00:22:58,609
Oh.
520
00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:11,066
Hey, uh, look, Mallory,
I'm sorry if I hurt you,
521
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:13,969
but, uh, all I know
is I did it for you.
522
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:16,537
I don't want any other
Nick, I just want you.
523
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:18,428
Hey. Hey.
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