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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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All right. There's a
bottle in the refrigerator.
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We'll be at the MacGregor
Library Reading Room.
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The number's by the phone.
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Okay, Mom. Don't worry
about anything. We'll be fine.
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It's great how you and Dad
are taking this class together.
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I-I'm surprised he's
willing to give up
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Monday night football for this.
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Oh, no. He's very
excited about it.
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It's really a wonderful program.
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A weekly seminar in
great works of literature.
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It's the kind of thing
your father loves.
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Bad news, honey.
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I don't think I can
make it tonight.
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What is this, Steven?
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I don't think it's serious.
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Just a-a slight fever of 135.
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Drop the act, Steven.
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You're going to the book
club. Oh, come on, Elyse.
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You let Jennifer
stay home last week.
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Her fever was only 101.
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Hey, don't drag
me into this, Dad.
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Come on, Andrew. You're
too mature to see this.
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Oh, Elyse, have a heart.
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The Lions are
playing the Raiders.
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I can read Crime and
Punishment at halftime.
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Okay. If you don't
wanna go, don't go.
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But the marriage is off.
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I'm coming! I'm coming!
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What a gyp.
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It's gonna break
Alex's heart, you know.
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I was gonna watch the
game with him tonight.
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Oh, get off it, Steven.
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Alex is at a
Bergman film festival
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with Ellen and her friends.
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Well, I thought he
hated Ingmar Bergman.
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Well, he's there. You could take
a lesson from your son, Steven.
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At least he's trying to
broaden his horizons.
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Bergman is a fraud.
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He's a complete fraud.
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Alex, Ingmar
Bergman is a genius.
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You wanna know who's a genius?
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Did you ever see Ronald
Reagan in Bedtime for Bonzo?
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There's food in the fridge.
Make yourselves comfortable.
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We'll be back in
about three hours.
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Uh, don't hesitate to call if you
need us to come home sooner.
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So long.
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That was a really
fabulous movie.
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It gave me the chills.
Oh, we back on this again?
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Bergman really is a genius.
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I think this is the best
work he's ever done.
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With one visual image
he manages to convey
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all of the emotional
confusion of a character.
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Yeah. The character
he confused was me.
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So, what do you
guys wanna do now?
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Well, a few people are gonna
get together at Pam's apartment
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for some music and cappuccino.
She said we should stop over.
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Oh, that sounds great.
You wanna go, Alex?
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Well, gee, I don't...
I don't know, Ellen.
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I have this funny
reaction to cappuccino.
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It makes me cough
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in Italian.
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Come on. It should
be interesting.
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Professor Marwil is gonna
bring his Sibelius records over.
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And Maxine's gonna read
from her works in progress.
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Ooh, it's tempting.
What do you say?
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I... I can't make it, Ellen.
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I got a pie in the oven.
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I guess we'll take a rain check.
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Maybe next time. See
you around. Bye, Alex.
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Bye-bye. See you. Bye-bye.
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Did you, uh... Did you
want to go to Pam's?
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Hm? Oh, no, no,
come on, don't be silly.
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You sure?
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Of course. Alex, I wouldn't
wanna go without you.
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Oh, well, you... You would
have have wanted to go
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if I had wanted to go.
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Well, yeah, I suppose.
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But you don't, so that's
fine. We'll just stay here.
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Well, Ellen, you should.
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You know, don't let the fact
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that I don't wanna go
stop you from going.
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Are you sure? Go!
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You don't mind? Go!
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Only if you want me to. Go!
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Okay. I'll see you tomorrow.
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I can't believe she went.
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Elyse! You're over-reacting.
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Oh, Steven, I am
not over-reacting!
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What you did was inexcusable!
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What did I do that
was so terrible?
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You stood up and yelled,
"Fire! Head for the nearest TV!"
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Elyse, we had been in that room,
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talking about Dostoyevsky,
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for almost ten minutes
without a break.
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Look, if you want to
drop the class, just say so.
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I want to drop the class. No!
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Hey, did you guys have
a good time tonight?
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Yeah, great.
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Yeah, can't wait for next week.
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You guys are really
something, you know that?
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You're a very special couple.
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You do things together. You...
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You learn from each
other. Share things.
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Common interests. You
like being with each other.
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What's your secret?
I never get my way.
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I know the feeling. I'm having
the same problem with Ellen.
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You weren't allowed to
watch the game, either?
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Steven, that's enough.
Will you please just drop it?
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See, look at you two.
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The love.
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It's great.
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I'm... I'm never gonna have
that kind of rapport with Ellen.
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What's the matter? You
have a fight with her?
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No. No. She just went
over to someone's house
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with some of her
other friends, you know,
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uh, she said something about
a lot of people being there,
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music, Cappuccino.
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Why didn't you go?
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Because I have better
things to do with my time
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than sit around sipping
pretentious little drinks,
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listening to some hep
cat play the bongos.
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Could be worse. Could've
been at the Book Club.
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I don't know what to do.
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I mean, this relationship is
not going the way I planned it.
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I-I always dreamed that
I'd fall in love with a...
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A girl who'd put me
at the center of her life.
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You know, who'd
revolve around me,
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the way the planets
revolve around the sun.
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A g-girl so single-minded
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in her devotion to me that it...
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It became almost sickening.
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If this girl is out
there somewhere
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I hope I never meet her.
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Well, Ellen's not that girl.
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She's got her own life.
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She's got her art.
She's got her dance.
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She's got her own interests.
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She's completely independent.
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It's unnatural.
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Alex, you can't expect
Ellen to give up her life
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just because the two
of you are a couple.
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Why do I have to share Ellen
with all those other people?
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L-like that guy, David.
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What's the matter with
him? He seems nice.
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Nice? Mom, he's a dancer.
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H-he wears tights,
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uses French terminology
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to describe simple
body movements.
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Alex, let me tell
you a little story.
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When I started going
out with your mother,
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most of her friends took
an instant dislike to me.
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Thanks for passing
that trait along, Dad.
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How did you handle it?
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First I made an effort to
get comfortable with them.
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Uh, then we moved
to another state.
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But your mother appreciated
the fact that I tried.
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Well, I can't change.
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I am what I am.
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This, uh, this is
as good as I get.
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This is me in my final form.
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State of the art Alex.
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If only you weren't so insecure.
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Well, let's face it, Mom. Ellen
and I have nothing in common.
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Alex, you have one very
important thing in common.
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You love each other.
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One little thing.
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How far can that take us?
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Well, that and a little
flexibility on your part
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can take you a
long way. Alex, look.
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Either you work
things out with Ellen,
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or you just sit around
and wait for some clinging,
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fawning shell of a girl who's
just going to accept you blindly
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and worship the
ground you walk on.
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Hm.
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There's an argument
to be made both ways.
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Guess who.
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I'd know you anywhere, Mom.
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Boy, do you look
great in that outfit.
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How come you don't
wear that more often?
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It's not the kind
of thing you wear
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when you go out to dinner, Alex.
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Uh, speak for yourself.
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How was your day? Oh,
it was nothing special.
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Got up this morning. I
went to a couple classes.
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Couple professors
told me I was brilliant.
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The usual, you know.
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Listen, uh, how about, uh,
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the two of us doing
something alone tonight?
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Tonight?
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Yeah, I was thinking
maybe we go and, uh,
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catch a quiet dinner at Guido's,
couple rounds of miniature golf.
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You could wear the leotard.
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What do you say?
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I can't tonight, Alex.
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I'm trying out for the
improvisational dance group
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this term and we're
rehearsing tonight.
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Oh, uh, it's okay.
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How about tomorrow
night? I'm free then.
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Well, no, no, see,
tonight's the last night
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the miniature golf
is open to the public.
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After tonight it's all pros.
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I'd change if I could
but this is the only night
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David is free to rehearse.
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Oh, dan... Dancing with David.
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I see.
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Alex, he's my partner.
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Hey, hey, I understand.
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Look, you would
rather dance with David
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than putt with me.
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Alex, I'm sorry I
can't go tonight.
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You know how I love
carrying your clubs.
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But this is really
very important to me.
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David and I need to
go over this routine.
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It's very complicated.
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The part where he
lifts me, for example,
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is extremely
difficult. Of course.
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Why is David lifting you?
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Alex, come on. David
is just my dance partner.
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I don't know what
you're worried about.
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Ellen, Ellen.
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I know what these lifts lead to.
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See, first he's gonna lift you
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and then he's gotta
put you down again.
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And then... Then he's just
gonna wanna lift you up again.
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Where does it end, Ellen?
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Hi, Alex. How are you?
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Uh, hi, David. I'm... I'm fine.
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How are you? Fine. Yourself?
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Still fine.
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I'm sor... Did you
want that there?
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We better get going.
Class is about to start.
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Well, it was nice
seeing you, Alex.
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Ellen?
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00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,801
Oh, just a minute, David.
252
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:18,488
Alex, are you okay?
You seem a little strange.
253
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,890
It's just that I hardly get
to see you any more, Ellen.
254
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,191
I miss you.
255
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,092
Well, I miss you
too, Alex. I really do.
256
00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:26,896
But this is just an
incredibly busy time for me.
257
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,899
Look, I... I need a-affection.
258
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,267
I need attention.
259
00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:34,169
I can't help it.
I'm the kind of guy
260
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:37,072
who likes to be
put on a pedestal.
261
00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:40,375
Alex, I promise to put
you up on a pedestal
262
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as soon as my schedule lets up.
263
00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:46,549
Ellen, let's go.
264
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I'll see you later, okay?
265
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Okay.
266
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,939
Okay. Andrew's asleep.
There's a bottle in the refrigerator.
267
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:45,007
We'll be at the library,
and you know the number.
268
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,343
Mom, I can't believe
you got Dad to go tonight.
269
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,746
I mean, the Rams
are playing the Browns.
270
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,714
Oh, he's changed his
attitude about the book club.
271
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:54,283
I mentioned it to him this
morning and he was very excited.
272
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:57,475
All right. Let's
hit that library.
273
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:04,359
That television is not
going to the book club.
274
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All right. All right.
You win. No TV.
275
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I'm, uh, I'm ready
when you are, dear.
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♪ Da-da-da-da ♪
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Alex. MALLORY: Hi.
278
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What's all that stuff?
279
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,546
It's culture, Mallory. I
got paintings, art books,
280
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,548
classical music records,
literary anthologies.
281
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,640
If it's pretentious, I got it.
282
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:34,189
What's all this culture
doing here, Alex?
283
00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:36,125
Just trying to be flexible, Dad.
284
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,460
You told me that I should,
uh, be more willing to change
285
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,730
if I want my relationship
with Ellen to work.
286
00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:42,097
Yeah, but I had no
idea it would lead
287
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:44,133
to such a mess in the kitchen.
288
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,602
Alex, reading a few
books is not gonna change
289
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,203
your relationship with Ellen.
290
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,538
Oh, I disagree, Mom. See,
291
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,706
if I read these books and
I listen to these records,
292
00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:52,942
I-I'm gonna be able to...
293
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,377
To communicate
with Ellen better,
294
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,679
I-I... We're going to
be more compatible.
295
00:13:57,703 --> 00:14:00,716
I am so glad that Nick
and I are so compatible.
296
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,618
We like the same things.
297
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,421
We love spending
every minute together.
298
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,622
It's like...
299
00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:09,825
We're one person, you know?
300
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,250
Like we have one mind.
301
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:22,126
Who's using it tonight?
302
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,747
Alex, I... I thought you said
you weren't very good at change.
303
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,315
I-I just realized
that sooner or later
304
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,684
Ellen's gonna open her eyes
and see that I'm not the guy for her
305
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,086
and I can't let that happen.
306
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:40,755
I gotta start making myself
more attractive to her right now.
307
00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:44,281
You're asking a lot
from those books, Alex.
308
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:49,732
Interpret Paintings
Like a Professional
309
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:52,001
by Leo Korash,
310
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:55,938
former professional
painting interpreter.
311
00:14:55,962 --> 00:15:00,342
"Learn to Dance
While You Sleep."
312
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:01,911
Opera:
313
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,936
Why it's More
Than Just Annoying.
314
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:12,454
Alex, an appreciation
of art and...
315
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,456
And literature is not
merely a question
316
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,292
of knowing some names and dates.
317
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,760
It's... It's an
emotional response.
318
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,829
It's... It's an aesthetic value.
319
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,365
It's... It's a love and
appreciation of beauty.
320
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,923
Oh, get off your
high horse, Mom.
321
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:34,732
Get... Get off it at
your own convenience.
322
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,317
Good afternoon, everyone.
My name is Deborah Henley.
323
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,419
I'll be running the
audition for today.
324
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:47,256
As you all know, we have very
few spaces open in the company.
325
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,114
So only a few of you
will be able to make it.
326
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:58,234
Excuse me, excusez moi.
327
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:01,392
Oh, my God.
328
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,472
Can... Can I help you?
329
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:06,108
Yes, I'm, uh,
330
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,733
here to apply for
the dance company.
331
00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,347
Your name?
332
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:14,238
Uh, Keaton. Uh...
333
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:19,554
Mikhail Keaton.
334
00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:21,356
Are you a Dance major?
335
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:25,182
Uh, no, no. I'm an Economics
and Business major.
336
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,564
With a minor in Dance.
337
00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:32,367
I see. You can start
to warm up over there
338
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,136
and we'll begin. David,
339
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,340
I think you're
going to be first.
340
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,644
What are you doing here?
341
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,144
Warming up.
342
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,814
For what? For my dance.
343
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,149
You're not serious, are you?
344
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,652
Alex, since when do you
have an interest in dance?
345
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,175
Ellen.
346
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,859
I'm shocked at you.
347
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,226
You know,
th-there's more to life
348
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,228
than the button-down
world of big business.
349
00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:03,232
There... There's art
and music and dance.
350
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,401
And I'm gonna be a part of it...
351
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,204
just... Just like you are.
352
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:11,007
Well, that's great, Alex,
but this isn't the time or place
353
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,975
for you to jump into
the world of dance!
354
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,800
You should start
in the audience.
355
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,911
Are you ready, Mikhail?
356
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,384
Da.
357
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,667
I'm ready.
358
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,191
What is it that you'll
be interpreting for us?
359
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:45,140
This, uh, particular piece
360
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:47,142
is an interpretation
361
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:51,035
of the stock market
crash of 1929.
362
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,921
What music will you be
using to accompany yourself?
363
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:02,958
Uh, just, uh...
Just play anything.
364
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:06,283
Th-this dance goes
with everything.
365
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,470
Maestro.
366
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,668
Mr. Keaton, is something wrong?
367
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,115
Uh, no, no.
368
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,217
Why do you ask?
369
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,020
Because you're not dancing.
370
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:32,621
Well, you see, at
this point in the dance,
371
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,745
the economy is still good.
372
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,096
In, uh...
373
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:45,034
In a minute the crash
comes, interest rates rise,
374
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:48,525
and the dance really takes off.
375
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,216
Alex! Are you okay?
376
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,784
I'm fine.
377
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,275
For my next number...
378
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:43,993
Mm. "Tiger, tiger,
burning bright,
379
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,527
in the forest of the night..."
380
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,284
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
381
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:55,271
Hey, honey. How was your day?
382
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,806
Oh, fine, fine.
383
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,243
Picture perfect.
384
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:03,044
What happened to you?
385
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:06,849
I, uh, hurt myself at
the dance auditions.
386
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:10,007
What happened? Some big
ballerina push you around?
387
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,725
No. I auditioned.
388
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:20,229
I... I wanted to show Ellen
389
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,931
that I belong in her world.
390
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:26,134
Instead I showed her
I belong in a circus.
391
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,403
Honey, what did you do?
392
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:29,972
Oh, I...
393
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,708
I embarrassed and
humiliated myself.
394
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,043
I embarrassed and
humiliated Ellen.
395
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,612
I embarrassed, humiliated,
396
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:39,481
and insulted her
friends and teachers.
397
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:42,572
These things happen, Alex.
398
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,358
Oh, uh, hi, Ellen.
399
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,726
Hi, Mr. Keaton.
400
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,194
Hi, Mrs. Keaton. Hi.
401
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,596
Uh, Elyse, maybe,
uh, you and I better, uh,
402
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,765
go to the living room
and, uh... And dance!
403
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,322
Uh...
404
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:09,612
So...
405
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:12,180
how did the rest
of the auditions go?
406
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,282
Okay. I think I
made the company.
407
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:16,719
Great.
408
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,642
How about me?
409
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,591
You didn't make it, Alex.
410
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:27,395
But no one will forget you.
411
00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:28,830
Uh, listen, Ellen,
412
00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,932
I know what I did today was,
413
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,934
uh, crazy,
414
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,037
but I thought there was
a problem between us,
415
00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:37,072
and that's the way I deal
with the problems in my life.
416
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:40,175
I identify them, analyze them,
417
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:43,133
study them, and
make them bigger.
418
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,114
Is that why you
were there today,
419
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,183
because you thought there
was a problem between us?
420
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:50,819
Yes.
421
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:54,623
See, Ellen you have your friends
and all the things that you do.
422
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,158
And I-I just wanted
to be part of that.
423
00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:59,260
Instead I made a
mockery out of something
424
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:01,730
that you care very deeply about.
425
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:04,600
And if you want to walk
out that door right now,
426
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:08,337
and never speak to me
again, I'll understand.
427
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:11,762
I love what you did today.
428
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,178
You do?
429
00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:19,514
I've never had anybody
care so much about me
430
00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:23,874
that they were willing to make
a fool of themselves to show it.
431
00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:29,891
Didn't you think the
somersault was good?
432
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:32,294
Alex, the last thing I wanna do
433
00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:34,630
is to push you to be
something you're not.
434
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,732
Be honest, you hate dance.
435
00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:38,734
You hated that party I
went to the other night,
436
00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:40,201
and you probably
hate my friends.
437
00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:42,738
Hate is a very
strong word, Ellen.
438
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:43,939
You're right. I'm sorry.
439
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,474
You don't get along
with my friends.
440
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,631
No, no, no. I hate them.
441
00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:53,915
Let's face it. We are
two very different people.
442
00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:55,450
And there are certain
parts of our lives
443
00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:57,874
that will always be separate.
444
00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:00,322
Alex,
445
00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:04,059
I don't want you
to change for me.
446
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,829
I love you.
447
00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:10,932
I love you exactly
the way you are.
448
00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:12,834
That's good,
449
00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:16,238
because if I have to
change for you again, Ellen,
450
00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:19,263
I may really hurt myself.
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