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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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I was in a deep,
deep sleep, Elyse.
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You might have considered
picking up the phone.
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I was in the shower.
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Hey. Hey, what's going on?
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Shh. Shh.
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A fight? A fight, and
you didn't call me?
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It just started, but
it has real potential.
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The phone rang
seven times, Elyse!
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I happen to be in the habit
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of drying myself after a shower!
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It only takes three
rings to dry yourself!
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Break!
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Hi, kids.
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Beautiful Sunday, isn't it?
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I guess so.
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Oh, it is. A great day.
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Don't you think so, Jennifer?
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Not really.
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The phone woke
me up this morning.
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That was your
mother's fault, sweetie.
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You're right, we
should've installed
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a phone in the shower years ago.
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It would make
my life a lot easier.
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Okay, Elyse. Richard
and Keith are here.
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Do you think we could
stop this silly fight?
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I know I could.
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Oh... Oh, I see. It's my fault.
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Well, y-you're right.
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Look, from now on,
no matter where I am,
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I'll answer the phone.
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If I'm at work and
the phone's ringing,
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you go next door
to the Olbecks',
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call me, I'll race
home to answer it.
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Even if you're in a
deep, deep sleep?
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Oh, and there's the
bell to end the first round.
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Coming.
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Try to keep some
sense of decorum,
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would you, Elyse?
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The man's been
through a horrible divorce
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and custody battle.
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His view of marriage
is dim enough
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without our snuffing out
what little light remains.
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Whoa.
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Here, here.
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Bravo. Bravo, Dad.
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What do we have for him, Keith?
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Yes, it's the Duro-Kite
by Schiff Co.!
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The Duro-Kite: for a lifetime
of kiting pleasure and more.
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Hi, guys.
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And... for the ladies.
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It's daisies. Thank you.
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And the Duro-Kite by Schiff Co.!
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Thank you, Richard.
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I'm a little short
of Duro-Kites.
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A hug will have to
do. Oh, thank you.
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So, Keith, where has this
dad of yours taken you today?
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Well, we started at the
Football Hall of Fame.
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Then we went to
the pony rides...
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Uh, don't tell him
any more, Keith.
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It's just gonna make him
look bad in front of his kids.
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No, let's just say we pretty
much toured the Midwest.
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Tomorrow, the wine
country. Mm-hm.
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Hey, Alex, you
wanna go fly the kite?
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Yeah, thanks anyway, Keith,
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but I think I'm a
little old for kites.
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Can I have the red one?
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Mallory?
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All right. Whose team am I on?
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Oh, I tell you. You know?
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What a beautiful sight to see.
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Kids playing together.
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Husband and wife living
together under the same roof.
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I used to have a wife.
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I used to have a roof.
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Come on, Richie,
don't get bitter.
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You haven't even
been here five minutes.
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I'm not bitter. I-I'm not.
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I'm philosophical
about it, actually.
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I have no regrets.
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What was, was.
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It's over.
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I just have one question:
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how'd you let me
marry that witch?
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That's the idea:
forgive and forget.
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Know what it was?
You two. It was you two.
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You made marriage
look phenomenal.
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Kissing and
hugging all the time.
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Smiling. Happy.
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Shame on you.
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Come on, Richard.
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You and Cynthia had
some terrific times together.
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You remember that
summer in Maine?
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The four of us at
Bar Harbor? Ah!
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Mm, that was great.
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Tents on the beach,
digging clams.
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That was July of '68.
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Alex turned three that summer.
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I remember we let
him hold the money.
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Oh, I was in love that summer.
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I was in love with
everybody and everything.
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I-I remember your
infatuation with kelp.
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Kelp and Cynthia.
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I just made the wrong choice.
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She's taking Keith and
moving to San Diego.
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What do you mean "moving"?
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Moving. They put
your stuff in a truck,
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they break your dishes...
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Moving.
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Oh, Richard, no. I'm sorry.
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W-when...? When
is this happening?
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They're leaving next week.
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This is my last Sunday with him.
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You must be excited about
moving to California, Keith.
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Hollywood, Disneyland,
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the Grand Canyon.
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Uh, Mallory, the Grand
Canyon is not in California.
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It's in Arizona.
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He can still visit
it, can't he, Alex?
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Yeah, he can visit Belgium too.
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What does that
have to do with it?
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You'll like it in California,
Keith. You'll see.
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I wish my dad were
coming with me.
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Course then my
mom wouldn't come.
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Aah!
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You broke another one?
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Jennifer, I am
doing the best I can.
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The directions are in Chinese.
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Well, you've broken kites
in three languages now.
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Give it to me.
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I think I could
follow in Spanish.
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Well, you getting
those kites together?
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Yeah, and we're learning
a lot of languages too.
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Yes, the Duro-Kite:
it's fun and educational.
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Uh, I'll be honest
with you, Mr. Bailey:
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you gotta have a
degree in engineering
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to put these things together.
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Okay, it's ready. Let's go.
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Come on, Keith.
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Uh... how did you do that?
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I just used my cabeza.
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Who knows when
I'll see him again.
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This Sunday business
is hard enough,
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now I'll see him, what,
uh, once every six months?
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That's not a father.
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That's a dentist.
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Um...
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R-Richard, I hate to... bug you.
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Oh, my God. I
forgot where I was.
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I'll... I'm gonna put it out.
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I'm gonna put it right out.
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I'll just find a
place, then I...
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I just lost my mind, that's all.
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I don't know,
um... Where, um...?
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Maybe.
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Um, I don't...
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D-did you at least discuss
the move with Cynthia?
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Sure, like we
discuss everything.
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I said don't do it. She
said, "I'm doing it."
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I said I forbid it, and
she threw me out.
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It was one of our better talks.
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What about going back to court?
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Try to share custody.
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Don't say "court" to me, Steve.
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I spent $20,000 and
all last year in court.
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The Ohio Bar Association
voted me ex-husband of the year.
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I didn't know that.
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Well, you know me.
I don't like to brag.
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Even if I wanted
to go back to court,
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it just wouldn't work.
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I mean, I haven't got a chance.
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I mean, unless the
mother appears in court
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naked and drooling,
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she's gonna get custody
of the kids every time.
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Well, you gotta do something.
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What? Tell me. I'll do it.
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I don't know what. I
don't know what I'd do.
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You don't have to worry.
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It's not gonna
happen to you, Steve.
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I mean, you've got a
beautiful thing here.
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When did Elyse ever do
anything to make you mad?
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Well, um... this morning.
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The one morning
I can sleep late.
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I'm fast asleep,
and the phone rings.
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She let it ring...
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seven times.
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I had to... get up
and answer it myself.
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She did that to you?
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You gotta leave her.
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Is something burning?
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Sorry, sorry. I lit a cigarette.
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A thousand pardons.
I lost my mind.
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There. I'm sorry.
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Least you could do is apologize.
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Uh, you should get
Keith's things together.
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Cynthia should be
here any minute.
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Stevie, the phone.
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Elyse?
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I hear it.
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What do you normally
do in this situation?
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Hi, Dad.
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Hey, how'd the kiting go?
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Does this answer your question?
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There's still one left.
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It's stuck in Mrs.
Olbeck's chimney.
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Oh, hi Mrs. Bailey.
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Hi, Alex. ELYSE: Oh, hi.
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Oh, there's my little boy.
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Hi, everybody.
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Do I smell smoke?
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I don't believe it.
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Three hours ago,
in another room.
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The woman ought to
have her nose bronzed.
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Hello, Richard.
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Hello.
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Cynthia, sit and
have some coffee.
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I just made a fresh pot.
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Oh, no. No, thanks.
No, no. We've gotta run.
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Tomorrow's a
school day, so, uh...
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Get your things together, Keith.
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Come on, Mom. Can't
we stay a little longer?
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There's still one kite
we haven't broken.
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Please?
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Well, maybe just a
minute or two. Yeah!
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Let's go. Come on.
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There you go.
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Hm.
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So.
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How you doin', Cynthia?
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Fine.
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Good. Good!
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Us too.
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We're really fine.
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Uh, I was gonna ask. Heh.
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Now you don't have to.
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Ah, we're fine.
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Fine as, uh...
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Fine as gold.
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Good, good.
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So...
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you're fine, huh?
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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Why shouldn't she be fine?!
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She's got the house,
the bank account,
261
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my parakeet!
262
00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:20,022
Do you remember Maine?
263
00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,023
The summers?
264
00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:22,358
July of '68!
265
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,926
That was the best one. Yeah.
266
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,327
I remember Maine.
267
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,985
I remember living
in a tent full of kelp.
268
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:32,501
Is there something
wrong with kelp?
269
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,270
It stinks.
270
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,859
Kelp stinks.
271
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,375
How dare you?
272
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,976
That's a stunning
brooch, Cynthia.
273
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,811
Where...? Where could
a person find a brooch...?
274
00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,180
How can you do it?
275
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,116
How can you take my only
son 2,000 miles away from me?
276
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,517
I have got to get away, Richard.
277
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,486
I have got to get out of Ohio.
278
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:53,189
I need a fresh start,
and so does Keith.
279
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,423
Keith is 9 years old.
280
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,093
Nine-year-old boys do
not need a fresh start.
281
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,549
They need a father.
282
00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:02,264
Oh, my God. I forgot.
283
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:03,265
Go ahead. Smoke.
284
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:04,822
Let's all smoke.
285
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,703
No.
286
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,738
I will not foul your home.
287
00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:12,374
If you should need me,
I'll be on your front lawn
288
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,532
fouling your neighborhood.
289
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,315
He... He's just
agitated, Cynthia.
290
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:23,018
This... whole thing's
been very disturbing to him.
291
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,787
I am sick and tired of hearing
292
00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:27,123
how hard this has
been on Richard.
293
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,524
What about me?
294
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:31,827
All I ever hear about is how
Daddy took me to the pony rides,
295
00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:33,496
and Daddy took me
to the movies, and...
296
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,231
And "Daddy" this,
and "Daddy" that.
297
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,798
And what do I do?
298
00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:39,435
I'm the one who makes
him do his homework,
299
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,737
and brush his teeth
and eat asparagus.
300
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,938
I'm no fun at all,
301
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,874
and Richard... Richard
is some kind of a saint!
302
00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,243
Can the Baileys stay for supper?
303
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,947
No. No. No.
304
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,680
Well, this is
really getting silly.
305
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,482
I've gotta get home.
306
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:58,120
Richard, if you're done sulking,
would you mind sending Keith in?
307
00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,144
I'll get him.
308
00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:01,524
Goodbye, Cynthia.
309
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,988
Uh, Mr. Bailey wanted
me to give you this.
310
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,065
Ahem. "Cynthia, I'm the
one who needs a fresh start.
311
00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:13,335
I'm taking Keith.
Goodbye. Richard."
312
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:14,359
Keith!
313
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:22,945
What would you do if Mommy
and Daddy ever got divorced?
314
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,013
Don't worry. They're
not gonna get divorced.
315
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:27,349
They still act as if they're
on their honeymoon.
316
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:29,733
Just think what their
honeymoon was like.
317
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:32,710
I'd rather not.
318
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:36,091
Just say they did get divorced.
319
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:37,726
Who'd you wanna go with?
320
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:41,630
I'd get my own apartment
and let them visit me.
321
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,165
What about you?
322
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,700
I'd get my own
apartment building,
323
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,044
let 'em rent from me.
324
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,405
I never dreamed that
it would come to this.
325
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:51,406
That he would dare.
326
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,542
He was upset. Angry.
327
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,878
He was confused. He didn't
know what he was doing.
328
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,713
Stop making excuses for him.
329
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,081
I'm not making excuses.
330
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:00,371
I'm just...
331
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,186
You kids still up?
332
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,476
Mom, it's 8:15.
333
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,024
Oh. Well, i-it wouldn't hurt you
334
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:11,393
to get a good night's
sleep for a change.
335
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:12,795
Hey, look. If you
want us to leave,
336
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,497
why don't you just
say, "Please leave"?
337
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,532
Please leave.
338
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,076
See how easy that was?
339
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,071
You've always been
on Richard's side,
340
00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:24,239
haven't you, Steven?
341
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:26,008
I'm not taking Richard's side.
342
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,744
I'm not taking sides at all.
343
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:31,614
A-although when I... When I
spoke to Richard earlier, I...
344
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:32,837
You spoke to him?
345
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,117
What did you say?
346
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,318
Mm, nothing, nothing.
347
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:37,920
All I said was that
he shouldn't sit still
348
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:40,656
and let you take
Keith to San Diego.
349
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,357
That's all you said?
350
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,960
Why didn't you write
a ransom note for him?
351
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:47,730
We had a conversation,
Elyse. He's my friend.
352
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,865
Did you think you had any
right to get involved in this?
353
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,834
I think I had more than a
right. I had an obligation.
354
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,301
Oh, as a man? No.
355
00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:55,059
As a woman? No.
356
00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,396
As a friend.
357
00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:01,243
I felt sorry for him.
358
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,211
He's been through
a horrible divorce.
359
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,581
It wasn't exactly a
fun divorce for me.
360
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,805
I didn't even get
an award out of it.
361
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,988
Look, he needed a
talk, he was lonely,
362
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,557
he was depressed.
363
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,026
He was broke. He didn't
even have money for gas.
364
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,261
Good. Then they
can't get very far.
365
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:20,451
I gave him money.
366
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:25,034
Steven, how could
you give him money?
367
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:28,236
I hope you realize that
could make you an accessory.
368
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:32,575
An accessory? Point
of order, counselor.
369
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,476
Weren't you in the room
when I gave him the money?
370
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,212
That makes you an
accessory once removed.
371
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:39,103
You have no right to
call me that, Steven.
372
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,085
Cynthia, I was only
trying to console Richard.
373
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,387
I had no idea that
he'd try to take Keith.
374
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:47,679
I'll get it.
375
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:50,693
Hello?
376
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,761
Richard! Just a
second. I-I'll get Cynthia.
377
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,663
Oh... Wha...?
378
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,787
Come on, Richard. You've
gotta talk to her. You...
379
00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,868
He won't talk to you.
380
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,369
Look...
381
00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:03,973
Yeah, I-I guess so. I...
382
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,774
Okay...
383
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,932
I promise. Where are you?
384
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:11,346
Okay, I'll leave right away.
385
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,948
What's going on?
Is Keith all right?
386
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,217
Keith's fine. Richard
wants to talk this over.
387
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,418
Well, I'm going with you.
388
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:17,953
He made me promise
I'd come alone.
389
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,588
How can I let you
go...? Cyn... Cynthia.
390
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:22,179
Cynthia. It's the only way.
391
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,737
Hey, Keith. How you doin'?
392
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,038
Great. Great, Mr. Keaton!
393
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:37,272
I just scored a free game.
394
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:38,296
Hey, way to go.
395
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,279
Hello, Richard.
396
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:46,649
Hi, Steve. Thanks for coming.
397
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:47,750
Mind if I smoke?
398
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:48,814
Go ahead.
399
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,544
Thanks, I... I hate
to stop mid-pack.
400
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,094
Richard...
401
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:00,238
what are you doin'?
402
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,399
I'm not sure. I'm
confused as hell.
403
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,401
That's why I
wanted to talk to you.
404
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:09,038
What you're doing
is crazy. Maybe.
405
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:12,474
But there's no way I was gonna
let her take him to San Diego.
406
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,276
You're breaking the law.
407
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,344
It's not about the law, Steve.
408
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,668
It's about my feelings.
409
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:19,447
It's about my life.
410
00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:21,050
What about Keith's feelings?
411
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,217
What about Keith's life?
412
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,318
What are you talking about?
413
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,054
Look, I am doing this for Keith.
414
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,321
What are you
doing for him, Rich?
415
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:27,745
Making him a fugitive?
416
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,192
You have no money.
417
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,427
You don't know
where you're going.
418
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:33,718
Leaving your job.
419
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,833
You're not doing
this to help Keith.
420
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,737
You're doing it to hurt Cynthia.
421
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:44,796
Come on, Richard. Let's go home.
422
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:48,299
You ever been to the,
uh, pony rides, Steve?
423
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,250
I think we should
stop at home first.
424
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:56,585
I go every Sunday.
I'm a regular.
425
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,021
That's what divorced
fathers do on Sunday.
426
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:00,923
You should see us there.
427
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,925
Bunch of lonely guys
dressed like our kids,
428
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,849
trying to do the impossible.
429
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:09,532
Trying to love
against the clock.
430
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,735
Waving as they come
trotting toward us, and...
431
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,759
drying our eyes when
they make their turn.
432
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,262
We're a club. We
ought to get jackets.
433
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,244
We're Sundays-fathers.
434
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,801
Sundays fools.
435
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,381
Coffee? Uh, oh, no.
436
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,751
Thanks. I-I came here to talk.
437
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,919
What do you wanna talk about?
438
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,408
I can talk about anything.
439
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,779
You name the
subject, and I'll talk.
440
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,561
Okay, I'll have that coffee.
441
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,217
Works every time.
442
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,841
You want some
pie with that coffee?
443
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,023
You tell me.
444
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,492
A little piece.
445
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,208
Richard, why did you
ask me to come here?
446
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,478
You want...? You want me to
say you're doing the right thing?
447
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,346
That Cynthia drove you to this?
448
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,581
That you have no choice?
449
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:01,283
That I'd do the same
thing in your shoes?
450
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,819
Yes, that's pretty much
what I want you to say.
451
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,454
Well, I can't say that!
452
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,589
Well, you just said it.
453
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,133
I can't say it and mean it.
454
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,761
You and Cynthia
have gotta talk this out.
455
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,230
We're through talking, Steve.
456
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:16,832
Now I'm doing this my way.
457
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,333
Your way is not going to work.
458
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,503
Well, how the hell do you know
so much about this, Keaton?
459
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,638
I know you're making
a big mistake, buster.
460
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,462
Don't call me buster, Keaton.
461
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,214
I didn't call you Buster Keaton.
462
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,883
I didn't say you called
me Buster Keaton.
463
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:37,107
Can we stop this
Buster Keaton business?!
464
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,627
I don't agree with
what you're doing.
465
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,450
I will not support it.
466
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,191
Thanks.
467
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,804
Thanks a lot, Steve.
468
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,941
I'm glad I can come to
you in my time of need.
469
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,375
Let's go, Keith. Richard,
470
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,845
you're doing something
wrong. It's not wrong, Steven!
471
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,134
You haven't lived this.
472
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,315
You can't know how I feel.
473
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,318
But I know what you're doing.
474
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,620
You and Cynthia are at war,
475
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,877
and you're taking prisoners.
476
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,377
Bye, Mr. Keaton.
477
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,368
What's taking him so long?
478
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,637
He's been gone for
over two hours now.
479
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:29,971
Try to calm down, Cynthia.
480
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:31,973
You're not making it
any easier on yourself.
481
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:33,641
I know Keith isn't
wearing a sweater.
482
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,899
Richard never makes
him wear a sweater.
483
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:38,780
Where's Keith?
484
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:39,903
What happened?
485
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,607
The only thing I can
tell you is that he's okay.
486
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,210
He's not coming back?
487
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,624
I tried. Richard
wasn't listening.
488
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:51,929
I'm sorry.
489
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,571
No luck, huh, Dad?
490
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,573
I tried, Alex. I really tried.
491
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,557
Yeah, I know you did.
492
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,145
You know what I was
just thinking about?
493
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:11,146
What?
494
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,502
Lake Hiawatha.
495
00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:16,506
I'm glad I didn't
hazard a guess.
496
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,255
Christmas, '79. Remember?
497
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,758
We shared a cabin up
there with the Baileys.
498
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,862
How can two people who
loved each other so much...?
499
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,664
They really did love each other.
500
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,566
I know. I had the
room next to them.
501
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,490
They really did love each other.
502
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:40,576
Anyway, Dad. I'm gonna be
really sure when I get married.
503
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,143
Well, I'll be
rooting for you, son.
504
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,207
I hope you'll be one
of the lucky ones.
505
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,715
You know, you are.
506
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,216
I know.
507
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:52,087
Sure, your mom and I fight
once in a while, but, uh...
508
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,177
You're right.
509
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:57,793
I am one of the lucky ones.
510
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:03,165
I'll get it.
511
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:04,299
No, I'll get it.
512
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,035
But I'm closer. No,
I think I'm closer.
513
00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:09,138
No, no. Anyway,
I think it's my turn.
514
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,873
Hello.
515
00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:12,607
Just a second.
Alex, it's for you.
516
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:13,976
Who is it? I don't
know. Some girl.
517
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,120
I'll take it upstairs.
518
00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:18,914
You know, I could
have gotten the phone.
519
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,215
I know.
520
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:22,217
This is the stupidest fight.
521
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,486
One of the all-time stupidest.
522
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,954
You ready to make up?
523
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:26,955
Real ready.
524
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:28,623
Oh.
525
00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:30,325
Mm.
526
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,526
I don't like it when we fight.
527
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:33,528
Neither do I, but
I love making up.
528
00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:34,529
Mm.
529
00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:35,864
Oh, for crying out loud!
530
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,088
Will you hang up the phone?
531
00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:48,911
Steven, d...? Do you notice
how we always seem to fight
532
00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:51,080
just before Richard
and Cynthia come over?
533
00:22:51,104 --> 00:22:52,981
Well, I guess we see a
little of ourselves in them,
534
00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:54,316
and it scares us.
535
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:56,919
They once had a wonderful
marriage, and it's over.
536
00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:58,754
We just gotta
keep working at it.
537
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:09,019
You're a very
persuasive guy, Steven.
538
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:23,912
Keith!
539
00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:25,236
Mom!
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