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CHUCK:
Let's face it.
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Life's hard.
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Life takes effort.
GARY: Miss Pearson.
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That's just the way it is. Miss.
Pearson, you have to get out
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of the water.
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Most of the time
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there are no shortcuts.
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No easy way out.
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Every now and then, however,
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life surprises you.
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Thing is, you can't go looking
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for the shortcuts.
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They find you.
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Which is why from time to time,
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everyone needs a wake-up call.
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Hey.
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In the meantime,
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you try to keepyour head above water
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and just keep swimming.
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And be gladthat someone out there
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gets tomorrow's newspapertoday.
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(theme music playing)
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What are you saying?
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You got him a gift
for no reason at all.
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That's right.
You may not realize this,
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but I have
a very generous spirit.
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So are you going
to open it or what?
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And what did I do
to deserve this?
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Just being you.
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Just...
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A phone?
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Exactly what you need.
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Oh, Chuck, that was sweet.
You worry about him.
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Actually, it came as a bonus
from my DSS hookup,
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and I already
had two cell phones.
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So I thought,
"Hey, Gare."
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So it was free.
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Yeah, it's the thought
that counts.
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There's no dial tone.
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Well, you have to sign up
for the service first.
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You didn't buy him the service,
but you gave him a phone.
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What do you think,
I'm made of money here?
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Look, Gare, all you have to do
is you go into Cellular One,
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you sign up for your service
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and give them
my name, and I get
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all three HBOs free for a year.
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Oh, gee, Chuck, thanks.
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That's, uh, that's, uh,
that's big-hearted of you.
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Don't mention it.
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Come on, let's get a move on.
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Oh, right.
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Remember?
The gym?
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Listen, I've got
to run some errands.
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Errand errand, as in
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going to the bank
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and the post office,
or your kind of errand?
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It's a fortune-teller
gas leak kind of thing.
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Okay, you have fun.
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I'll see you
at the gym, all right?
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(sitar music plays)
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And together we take a breath.
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(inhales)
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(exhales)
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I invoke the guardian spirit
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of Shelly Kra...
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Kraznow.
Kraznow.
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Your spirit guide tells me
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there is a strong, intimidating
force in your life.
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An authority figure?
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Yes.
Yes.
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Mr. Roberts.
Mr. Roberts, exactly.
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And he is your...
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He's my boss.
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Boss.
Yeah.
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He criticizes me in front
of the whole staff.
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Hmm.
Now, I can't even
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bring myself to speak
when I'm around him.
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I'm afraid I'm going
to lose my job.
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Oh, shh, shh.
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Hmm? Mmm.
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Your spirit guide
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wants you to speak up
tomorrow morning.
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My guardian spirit is here?
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Yes.
Right now?
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Can I see it?
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If you have absolute faith.
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I do.
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Close your eyes.
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I believe.
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CUSTOMER:
I believe.
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I believe.
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(slower):
I believe.
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Louder. I believe.
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(slams machine)
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CLAIRE: One more
time, I believe.
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I believe!
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(bangs machine)
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Your spirit guide
is right behind you.
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(door opens)
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CLAIRE: Hey! Uh, sorry
to interrupt, ladies,
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but you're going to have to leave right now.
Hey, hey, hey.
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We're right in the middle
of a session here.
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Yeah, well, there's a gas leak
in this building.
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Look, you can't just barge in
in the middle of a s�ance.
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Who do you think you are?
Who are you?
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What is that?
My guardian spirit.
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What are you, with 60 Minutes?
Listen,
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Claire, right? Claire?
Yeah.
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You got carbon monoxide leaking
into the room, so you got to
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get out of here,
you understand that?
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Listen to me, if you're not out
of here in three seconds,
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I'm going to call the police.
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Ready? One, two...
Two...
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My guardian spirit's
really cute.
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Huh?
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You know, come to think of it,
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I'm not feeling so well myself.
Huh?
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Whoa, whoa. Okay, okay.
Okay.
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All right, come on,
let's go outside.
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Huh? Okay, come on.
Okay.
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Let's go outside,
get some fresh air.
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We dancing?
Okay, come on.
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Okay.
Come on.
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(siren wails)
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(garbled radio transmission)
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Hey. Hey.
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You, hey!
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Scrambled or poached?
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Huh?
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The egg on my face.
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Look, this isn't
an apology or anything,
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but I'm prepared to say
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you may have been right.
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About the gas leak?
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I may have been right?
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All right, all right,
all right... in all probability,
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you were right,
but what I want to know is...
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Hey, look, apology accepted.
Wait, wait, wait.
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How'd you know?
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How did you do it?
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I've got a very sensitive nose.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, that nose isn't
particularly sensitive.
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No, no, no...
this nose is more decorative.
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Yeah, ma'am,
I'm glad you're all right now.
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And I see you're busy,
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and you've got a lot of people
who desperately
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want their fortunes told.
Yeah.
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Oh, there's one.
Have a nice day.
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Hey!
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A psychic, huh?
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I couldn't wait
to get out of there.
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You should've seen the place.
It's like a three-ring circus.
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People in the waiting room.
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Who goes and pays money
to see people like that anyway?
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Nut jobs.
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Hey, Gare, do you
happen to know
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if she's open on Saturdays?
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I don't...
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(feigned laughter)
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Look, ever since
the market's broke 7,000,
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everybody is getting rich
but me.
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And since you have been
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absolutely no help,
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I need an edge.
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I don't think
you've been listening.
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She's a fraud.
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But you're the real
thing, aren't you?
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Who is that?
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The fraud.
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We need to talk.
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How did you find me?
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Easy... you had a gym bag,
this is the closest gym.
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It doesn't take
a rocket scientist.
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I'm Chuck.
Chuck Fishman.
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Hello, Chuck Fishman.
Nice to meet you.
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So you're the psychic, huh?
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Listen, do you read palms?
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Because I desperately
need some guidance.
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Yeah, come on.
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Okay, let's see.
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Take a deep breath.
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Oh, hon, you shouldn't even
be standing here.
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Well, why not?
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Um, did you have a, uh,
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a Caesar salad for lunch?
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Oh, my God.
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That's brilliant.
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How did you know?
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The dressing, it throws
the whole reading off.
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Go wash your hands.
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You'll live longer.
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Bye-bye.
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(giggles):
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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Listen, I know your secret.
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I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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You can't kid a kidder.
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Carbon monoxide,
it's an odorless gas.
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No one can smell it.
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And then I thought,
"Well, maybe he knew
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because he's
with the gas company."
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I called the gas company.
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They never heard of you.
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And then I realized
you knew because you knew.
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I'm right, aren't I?
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I don't know.
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You're the psychic.
You tell me.
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I'm not, and you know I'm not.
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Oh, really.
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Yeah.
You mean that
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incredibly looking, realistic
floating ghost
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going across the wall,
that wasn't real?
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I give the people
what they want.
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And then you take
their money, good-bye.
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Hey!
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The lady who cuts your hair
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and convinces you it
looks good, you pay her.
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I perform a service.
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Why shouldn't I get paid?
Will you wait up?
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Look, lady, what is it
you want from me?
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I want to go
into business with you.
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What kind of business?
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The psychic business.
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You're not a psychic.
I know,
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but you are.
You don't have to do
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anything but look good
and be psychic.
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Okay? You provide
the steak.
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I'll provide the sizzle.
No problem.
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I've got bells, whistles,
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smoke and mirrors.
Where are you going?
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Look it, we could be
a real team, you and me.
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MAN:
Hey, get out of here.
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Like Batman and Robin
and a mind, all right?
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Come on, what do you say?
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No. No.
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Man, that's just like you.
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Opportunity comes
knocking at the door,
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and you go hiding
in the men's room.
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What opportunity?
(toilet flushing)
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Opening your own business.
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It's about time you did
something with your life, Gare.
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And incorporating is
a perfect way for you
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to hide that taxable income.
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What taxable income?
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I don't have
any taxable income.
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Exactly. It's about time
you made some.
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Are you going with me today?
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Where are we going?
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Over to the zoo.
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What's at the zoo?
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I have a kid who's going to get
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bit by a poisonous snake.
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It's, uh...
if it's just one bus,
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I can get there by 2:30,
there's no problem.
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Here, it's a, uh,
six-foot-long black mamba snake.
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It apparently managed
to escape from its cage
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late Friday night.
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Zoo officials didn't realize
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the snake was missinguntil Saturday afternoon.
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They heard screamscoming from a school bus
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in the parking lot.
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Seven-year-old Jeremy Martinwas bitten twice.
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He's listed in guardedcondition at County Hospital.
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Okay. That's enough.
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What are you doing?
I'm going
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to take a sauna.
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See, I have this thing
about snakes.
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It's called "fear of death."
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All right.
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SECURITY GUARD:
If there was an animal missing,
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I'd have heard about it.
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Look, I'm telling you
there's a snake
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out here somewhere,
a black mamba.
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It got free last night.
(garbled radio transmission)
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Yeah, I got the guy right here.
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He says La Bamba is on the lose.
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Mamba, a black mamba.
I don't know
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what the guy's talking
about, either.
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Look, they've never heard
of your snake, okay?
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I'm telling you the truth.
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Of course you are.
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Don't go anywhere.
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I'm going to get you
someone to talk to.
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Hey, wait!
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CLAIRE: Do you have
any idea how much
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the Psychic Friends Network
gross annually?
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Huh? Seven figures,
seven figures.
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Now, I'm not saying that we can
make that in the first year.
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How did you find me?
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Easy... I followed you
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to the El platform,
you got on the Howard line.
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Right, where does the Howard
line go? Near the zoo.
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Zoo, you're an animal lover,
so am I.
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But you knew that, huh?
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'Cause you've got the gift.
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Listen, lady,
I don't have time for this.
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I've got to find a snake
out here on one of these buses.
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See? You had a vision.
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This is good, but I want you
to say it like this.
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I want you to say like
"a poisonous serpent"
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and "innocent children."
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You see what I'm doing?
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I'm giving it some
oomph, all right?
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If there's a snake, why aren't
you doing something about it?
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Because I don't know
which bus the snake is on.
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Ah.
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That one.
Huh?
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The snake is on that bus.
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Listen, lady, I don't have
time for your little act,
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your hocus-pocus,
or whatever you...
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This one is parked
closest to the zoo.
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All right?
The snake house
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is on the other side
of that wall.
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It's not an act, it's logic.
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(children chattering)
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Hey, get off that bus!
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Hey, come on, guys,
get off the bus! Come on!
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Jeremy?
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Don't move. Stay right
where you are, all right?
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00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:47,204
All right?
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Do you see any, uh...
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any zoo officials out there,
any security guards?
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No, uh-uh.
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Just some kids.
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You know, I really
don't understand your resistance
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to this whole thing.
328
00:12:08,393 --> 00:12:10,394
I mean, you don't
have a job, right?
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I'm going to
provide the capital.
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I mean, what have you got
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to lose, honey? Nothing.
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00:12:14,299 --> 00:12:15,767
What do you mean,
I don't have a job?
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00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,534
How do you know
I don't have two jobs?
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00:12:17,602 --> 00:12:19,370
Easy... those shoes.
335
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A man with a job
would not wear those shoes.
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He would throw them out.
He would burn those shoes.
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00:12:23,475 --> 00:12:24,709
These shoes are not old.
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Listen, lady,
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00:12:26,277 --> 00:12:28,278
can I tell you something?
You're driving me crazy.
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Right now I'm looking for
a snake, so if you don't mind.
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All right, Jeremy,
just hang on now.
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(hissing)
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Gary, listen to me.
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You've got to look behind you.
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Behind me.
What is it?
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Some kind of New Age
speak you people use?
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00:12:43,328 --> 00:12:44,929
Gary, how could I
make this clearer
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00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:45,963
to you?
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00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:48,165
Look... behind you.
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00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:50,434
Listen, lady,
I'm trying to find...
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(hissing)
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(screaming)
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(yells)
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00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:59,977
Well... I've heard of these
things saving people's lives,
355
00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:02,012
but never exactly like that.
356
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,981
You're lucky. Had that
snake bit two inches lower,
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00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:05,916
you would have lost
all your speed dials.
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Yeah.
You all right?
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00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:08,852
Oh, yeah, I'm doing fine.
360
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,688
Guess I should have taken
your word, huh, about the snake?
361
00:13:11,756 --> 00:13:13,190
That would have been nice.
362
00:13:13,258 --> 00:13:16,394
You know, if I had known what
kind of business you were in,
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I would have taken you a
little more seriously.
364
00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:20,398
Huh? It's nothing
to be ashamed of.
365
00:13:20,465 --> 00:13:23,000
Your partner gave me a card.
366
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:25,770
Partner?
367
00:13:25,837 --> 00:13:27,938
CLAIRE:
And it came to us,
368
00:13:28,006 --> 00:13:30,941
the spirit guide,
the eye of Isis,
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00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,010
in a flash of green light,
370
00:13:33,077 --> 00:13:36,747
and said, "Follow me
through the wilderness",
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00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:40,484
and I will lead you
to the serpent."
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00:13:40,552 --> 00:13:41,585
And it did exactly that.
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00:13:41,652 --> 00:13:44,421
And it can do
the same thing for you.
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00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:46,423
WOMAN: Can I get a card?
I don't believe this.
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00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:48,225
CLAIRE:
Oh, and we don't just find
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reptiles, oh, no.
377
00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:52,530
We can find missing pets
or lost jewelry, lost loves.
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You name it, we got it.
MAN: Thank you.
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00:13:54,199 --> 00:13:55,799
Oh. Oh, good, you're here.
What are you doing?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it is my pleasure
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00:13:58,136 --> 00:13:59,836
to introduce you to my partner,
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00:13:59,904 --> 00:14:02,373
my partner, the
snake-finder.
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00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,375
The one and only,
The Great Gary.
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00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:05,943
The Great Gary. What the
hell are you saying?
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00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,211
The mastermind himself.
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00:14:07,278 --> 00:14:08,912
GARY: Look, there's
been a mistake.
387
00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:10,281
We need to talk...
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00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,283
Excuse me.
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00:14:16,854 --> 00:14:18,388
Claire, this isn't funny.
390
00:14:18,456 --> 00:14:20,357
Is your daughter all right?
391
00:14:20,425 --> 00:14:22,526
Yes, she's fine.
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00:14:24,362 --> 00:14:26,163
Do you mind?
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00:14:27,231 --> 00:14:28,732
What was that all about?
394
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,900
MAN:
Do you do healings?
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00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:31,067
Nothing. MAN: Do you heal?
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00:14:31,135 --> 00:14:32,603
MAN: Are you available
for good parties?
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00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:33,771
CLAIRE: Who doesn't have a card?
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00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:35,539
WOMAN: Excuse me. Do
you do past lives?
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00:14:35,607 --> 00:14:36,673
Am I gonna win the lottery?
400
00:14:36,741 --> 00:14:38,708
Will my Elliot
get into Harvard?
401
00:14:38,776 --> 00:14:39,777
(onlookers clamoring)
402
00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,979
MAN: Lay your hands on me...
403
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:51,555
(train squealing
and rattling on tracks)
404
00:14:52,757 --> 00:14:54,558
Hey. Slow down, will you?
What's the rush?
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00:14:54,626 --> 00:14:56,493
Can't we just talk
about this? Come on.
406
00:14:56,561 --> 00:15:00,163
You make it sound so tacky.
407
00:15:00,231 --> 00:15:01,765
I make it sound tacky?
408
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:03,234
The Great Gary?
409
00:15:03,301 --> 00:15:04,701
I didn't make that up.
410
00:15:04,769 --> 00:15:07,671
All right, so we'll change
it to, like, Gary The Great.
411
00:15:07,739 --> 00:15:08,872
Is that better?
412
00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:10,874
You see, it's all
in the marketing.
413
00:15:10,942 --> 00:15:13,010
How do you come up
with this stuff?
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00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,177
I don't know.
415
00:15:14,245 --> 00:15:15,378
Probably my Uncle Melosh.
416
00:15:15,446 --> 00:15:16,647
Your who?
417
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:18,181
My Uncle Melosh from Hungary.
418
00:15:18,249 --> 00:15:19,850
He was a gypsy
fortune-teller.
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00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:21,118
He was great.
420
00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:23,720
Taught me everything I know,
gave me my first crystal.
421
00:15:23,788 --> 00:15:24,955
Ah, your Uncle Melos.
422
00:15:25,023 --> 00:15:26,657
Oh, I don't believe it.
Melosh. Yeah.
423
00:15:26,724 --> 00:15:29,226
How do you think I came
by my talent, naturally?
424
00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:30,995
What talent?
You don't have any talent.
425
00:15:31,062 --> 00:15:32,529
You're not a psychic.
426
00:15:32,597 --> 00:15:33,764
Exactly.
427
00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:35,198
Neither was Uncle Melosh.
428
00:15:35,266 --> 00:15:37,901
He was more a... like a-a
student of human nature.
429
00:15:37,969 --> 00:15:39,402
That was his talent.
430
00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:41,072
I mean, he could sit across
431
00:15:41,139 --> 00:15:43,274
from a complete
stranger, and in about
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00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:45,809
four seconds, he could deduce
what was bothering them,
433
00:15:45,877 --> 00:15:48,512
and tell them exactly
what they wanted to hear.
434
00:15:48,579 --> 00:15:49,546
(baby crying)
435
00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:51,281
GARY:
Oh, really?
436
00:15:51,349 --> 00:15:52,983
And how did he do that? TRAIN
ANNOUNCER: Final call.
437
00:15:53,050 --> 00:15:55,018
Lots of things. Intuition,
Please stay clear of the doors.
438
00:15:55,086 --> 00:15:55,920
Body language.
439
00:15:55,987 --> 00:15:57,354
You know, squint of the eyes,
440
00:15:57,422 --> 00:15:58,456
arch of the back.
441
00:15:58,523 --> 00:16:00,190
Hundreds of variables.
442
00:16:00,258 --> 00:16:02,559
And people... they actually
buy into this stuff?
443
00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:04,128
Oh, yeah. They came
from all over
444
00:16:04,195 --> 00:16:05,996
just to spend five minutes
with the man.
445
00:16:06,063 --> 00:16:07,598
So what you're telling me is
446
00:16:07,665 --> 00:16:10,334
that you come from a long line
of con artists.
447
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:13,137
See? Now you're trying
to upset me. Stop it!
448
00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:15,005
No. He did have
one odd gift that
449
00:16:15,073 --> 00:16:16,407
he taught me.
450
00:16:16,474 --> 00:16:18,409
He could sniff
and predict the weather.
451
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,843
I'm telling you the truth.
452
00:16:19,911 --> 00:16:21,278
Watch.
453
00:16:21,345 --> 00:16:25,749
(sniffing)
454
00:16:27,452 --> 00:16:29,386
In about three seconds,
455
00:16:29,454 --> 00:16:31,588
it's going to begin hailing.
456
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,460
It's not hailing.
457
00:16:37,528 --> 00:16:38,929
No, not here.
458
00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:41,432
In Wisconsin,
it's hailing right now.
459
00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:43,533
Here, it's going to be
day after tomorrow,
460
00:16:43,601 --> 00:16:45,802
about 6:30, 6:45 a.m.
461
00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:47,104
(baby crying) Listen, lady...
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00:16:47,171 --> 00:16:48,406
Excuse me just a minute.
463
00:16:48,473 --> 00:16:49,740
I'll be right back.
464
00:16:57,983 --> 00:16:59,649
Excuse me.
465
00:16:59,717 --> 00:17:01,051
You again?
466
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:05,755
Look, you need to watch
out for your baby.
467
00:17:05,823 --> 00:17:08,024
There's something wrong.
468
00:17:08,092 --> 00:17:09,793
What are you talking about?
469
00:17:09,861 --> 00:17:12,029
Be careful with your baby.
470
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:13,897
About what?
471
00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:18,001
I think you need
to leave us alone.
472
00:17:28,913 --> 00:17:30,948
Is that what your
Uncle Melos taught you?
473
00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:32,382
What?
474
00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:34,051
To scare the hell out of
475
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,386
total strangers
to drum up business
476
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:36,720
for your little
psychic operation.
477
00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:38,054
That's good.
Look,
478
00:17:38,122 --> 00:17:39,823
there was something wrong
about that kid.
479
00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:42,726
Oh, yeah? What's that?
480
00:17:43,728 --> 00:17:45,428
Nothing.
481
00:17:45,496 --> 00:17:47,564
We'll probably all
just get chicken pox tomorrow.
482
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,199
So, where were we?
483
00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:50,067
Where were we?
Yeah.
484
00:17:50,134 --> 00:17:51,135
We?
Yeah.
485
00:17:51,202 --> 00:17:52,435
No, we're nowhere.
486
00:17:52,503 --> 00:17:55,105
You know what you are?
487
00:17:55,173 --> 00:17:57,474
You're a fraud, and you know
what kind of fraud you are?
488
00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:59,877
You're the worst kind of fraud,
because you prey on people.
489
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:01,912
You prey on their hopes,
you prey on their dreams,
490
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,213
you prey on their pain.
491
00:18:03,281 --> 00:18:04,548
And then you take their money.
492
00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:06,250
You know what I think that is?
493
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:07,518
I think that's disgusting.
494
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,120
No. I'm sorry.
495
00:18:10,188 --> 00:18:11,855
You know what I think that is?
I think it's sad.
496
00:18:12,823 --> 00:18:14,825
You're not terribly interested
497
00:18:14,892 --> 00:18:17,694
in sugar-coating things,
are you?
498
00:18:19,664 --> 00:18:23,767
All right,
if that's the way you feel,
499
00:18:23,835 --> 00:18:26,903
I'm sorry
I wasted your valuable time.
500
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,309
So, I hear
you're seeing a psychic.
501
00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:34,778
Chuck.
502
00:18:34,846 --> 00:18:37,348
He said you were
a little hard on her.
503
00:18:37,415 --> 00:18:39,383
Well, you're always
the one telling me
504
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,218
not to cash in on the paper.
505
00:18:41,285 --> 00:18:44,087
Believe me, that's exactly what
this woman, she wanted to do.
506
00:18:44,155 --> 00:18:46,990
What I'm saying is,
maybe you're not that different.
507
00:18:47,058 --> 00:18:49,593
You help people,
she helps people.
508
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:51,428
You could cut her some slack.
509
00:18:51,496 --> 00:18:52,730
No, she doesn't help anybody.
510
00:18:52,797 --> 00:18:54,297
This woman...
she's a con artist.
511
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:57,901
She's got a... she's got
this electronic, uh, gizmo.
512
00:18:57,969 --> 00:18:59,770
It flashes ghosts
up on the wall.
513
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:02,673
Sounds like my Aunt Delia.
514
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:04,441
You got to be kidding me.
515
00:19:04,509 --> 00:19:06,810
Because I can't be the
only person in Chicago
516
00:19:06,878 --> 00:19:08,512
without a relative
who's a psychic.
517
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,113
She wasn't a psychic.
518
00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:11,314
She was a clairvoyant.
519
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:12,483
Oh.
520
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:13,950
Big difference.
521
00:19:14,018 --> 00:19:15,853
You are making
this up, aren't you?
522
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,087
No. Really.
523
00:19:17,154 --> 00:19:18,522
It was a long time ago.
524
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:19,890
I was just a kid.
Oh.
525
00:19:19,957 --> 00:19:23,126
Um, she used to
call herself Lady Delia,
526
00:19:23,194 --> 00:19:25,996
and she shared this space
with a barber down the street.
527
00:19:26,063 --> 00:19:28,098
And every Wednesday,
she would hold these s�ances.
528
00:19:28,165 --> 00:19:31,134
For five dollars, my Aunt Deliah
promised you 15 minutes
529
00:19:31,202 --> 00:19:32,836
with any deceased relative.
530
00:19:32,904 --> 00:19:34,971
Hmm, great.
A nut case.
531
00:19:35,039 --> 00:19:37,441
Every once in a while,
532
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,810
she would let me sit in
on the s�ances,
533
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,611
and, uh, she had
this record player
534
00:19:41,679 --> 00:19:43,213
that played
this really weird music,
535
00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:44,515
incense and the whole works.
536
00:19:44,582 --> 00:19:47,217
And she had this table
that levitated on a pulley.
537
00:19:47,285 --> 00:19:49,919
So your point is that there's
a fraud in every neighborhood.
538
00:19:49,987 --> 00:19:51,755
My point is,
539
00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:53,523
every Wednesday afternoon,
540
00:19:53,591 --> 00:19:55,559
people would line up
around the block.
541
00:19:55,626 --> 00:19:58,094
These people came back
every week.
542
00:19:58,162 --> 00:20:00,130
They came back every week
to see a floating table
543
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:01,865
and a bunch of dead
relatives around it.
544
00:20:01,933 --> 00:20:03,233
Oh, that's nice.
545
00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:04,267
No, no, no, no.
546
00:20:04,335 --> 00:20:05,569
They didn't care about that.
547
00:20:05,636 --> 00:20:07,137
They knew that was a fake.
548
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:08,972
They said
you could see the wires.
549
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,808
But they came back,
Gary, every week,
550
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:13,944
because my Aunt Deliah
provided something.
551
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,612
Which was?
552
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,781
Hope, comfort,
553
00:20:17,848 --> 00:20:22,352
a chance at 15 minutes
remembering someone they loved.
554
00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:25,021
(jazz piano playing,
crowd chatter)
555
00:20:25,089 --> 00:20:27,224
Believe me, Gary,
556
00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:31,061
no one's going to Claire's
to see a floating ghost.
557
00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:35,231
(distant train passing)
558
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,667
(car horn honks)
559
00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:38,835
(phone ringing)
560
00:20:46,076 --> 00:20:47,477
(groans)
561
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,181
(phone clattering)
562
00:20:52,249 --> 00:20:53,684
(dial tone) Hello...
563
00:20:53,751 --> 00:20:55,319
(phone continues ringing)
564
00:20:55,386 --> 00:20:56,953
(groans)
565
00:20:57,021 --> 00:20:58,155
(slamming phone down)
566
00:20:58,223 --> 00:20:59,489
6:30 a.m.
567
00:20:59,557 --> 00:21:01,658
What is he thinking?
568
00:21:01,726 --> 00:21:03,127
(ringing continues)
569
00:21:03,194 --> 00:21:04,394
(phone beeps on)
570
00:21:04,462 --> 00:21:05,595
Hello?
571
00:21:05,663 --> 00:21:07,264
CHUCK:
This is your lucky day, pal.
572
00:21:07,331 --> 00:21:08,932
I signed you up.
You're going cellular!
573
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,200
Do you have any idea...?
574
00:21:10,268 --> 00:21:11,635
CHUCK:
Guess what I'm looking at.
575
00:21:11,702 --> 00:21:12,936
HBO one, two, and three.
576
00:21:13,004 --> 00:21:14,638
Every premium channel there is.
577
00:21:14,705 --> 00:21:17,241
Chuck, do you have any idea
what time it is?
578
00:21:17,308 --> 00:21:19,176
None. I've been up all night
watching movies.
579
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:20,644
(cat meows,
paper thuds against door)
580
00:21:20,711 --> 00:21:23,113
I never have to go
to a video store again.
581
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:24,515
I'm never leaving the house.
(yowls)
582
00:21:24,582 --> 00:21:26,517
I saw Tommy Boy
three times last night.
583
00:21:26,584 --> 00:21:28,385
And you know what?
584
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,353
This movie gets better every time you see it.
(throws paper down, slams door)
585
00:21:30,421 --> 00:21:31,888
Hey, look, it's on again!
586
00:21:31,956 --> 00:21:33,056
Dubbed in Spanish!
587
00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:34,224
I know this kid.
588
00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:35,925
I'll tape it for you, okay?
589
00:21:35,993 --> 00:21:37,694
The kid on the train
with Claire.
590
00:21:37,762 --> 00:21:39,129
(Chuck speaking Spanish)
591
00:21:39,196 --> 00:21:40,564
Yo, call you later.
592
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,432
Ask him if I should
sell the house,
593
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,434
move to someplace smaller.
594
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:45,702
(sitar music playing)
595
00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:47,437
Harry, did you hear that?
596
00:21:47,505 --> 00:21:49,205
Uh-huh.
597
00:21:49,273 --> 00:21:50,741
Right.
598
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,576
CLAIRE:
Harry says absolutely.
599
00:21:52,643 --> 00:21:55,178
Yes. Sell the house.
600
00:21:55,246 --> 00:21:57,113
Move somewhere smaller.
601
00:21:57,181 --> 00:21:59,049
Is he sure?
602
00:21:59,117 --> 00:22:01,751
Harry, are you sure?
603
00:22:03,254 --> 00:22:05,389
We need to talk.
604
00:22:05,456 --> 00:22:07,057
Gary? WOMAN: Oh, oh.
605
00:22:07,124 --> 00:22:08,492
Wait, wait. Ask him
about the car.
606
00:22:08,559 --> 00:22:10,126
We need to talk now, Claire.
607
00:22:10,194 --> 00:22:11,261
(turns music off) Listen.
608
00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:12,730
If you'll just give me
ten minutes, honey.
609
00:22:12,797 --> 00:22:14,364
But Harry and me...
we still have a lot
610
00:22:14,432 --> 00:22:15,566
of things to talk about.
611
00:22:15,633 --> 00:22:17,033
I know, I know,
but you know what?
612
00:22:17,101 --> 00:22:18,502
How long has Harry been dead?
Nine years.
613
00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:19,670
All right, what's
another ten minutes?
614
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:20,871
Not gonna kill him, right?
615
00:22:20,938 --> 00:22:22,373
Thank you, honey.
He won't like it.
616
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,341
Time is money,
that's what Harry used to say.
617
00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:25,642
So, changed your mind, huh?
618
00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:26,810
Welcome back.
619
00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:28,979
That little girl you
touched the other day...
620
00:22:29,046 --> 00:22:30,748
something's wrong with her.
621
00:22:30,815 --> 00:22:32,583
Why? Did you come down
with something?
622
00:22:32,650 --> 00:22:33,884
Chicken pox.
I told you.
623
00:22:33,951 --> 00:22:35,719
You know what's good
for that? Oatmeal.
624
00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:37,554
No, it's not chicken pox, Claire.
Hmm.
625
00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:39,055
Something's gonna
happen to her.
626
00:22:39,123 --> 00:22:40,758
Someone's gonna take her.
627
00:22:40,825 --> 00:22:42,626
Oh, what?
You think it's me?
628
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:45,228
You think I'm going
to do something to that kid?
629
00:22:45,296 --> 00:22:47,097
Makes sense, huh?
630
00:22:47,164 --> 00:22:49,767
'Cause I'd do anything
for money.
631
00:22:49,834 --> 00:22:51,769
I don't know.
I didn't say that.
632
00:22:51,836 --> 00:22:54,238
Yeah, but that's
what you were thinking, right?
633
00:22:54,305 --> 00:22:55,839
You're right, Gary,
you caught me.
634
00:22:55,907 --> 00:22:57,341
I'm actually the ringleader
635
00:22:57,408 --> 00:22:59,009
of an international gang
of kidnappers.
636
00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:01,211
We work out
of the back room here.
637
00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:03,213
That's funny.
638
00:23:04,515 --> 00:23:06,550
Listen, Claire.
639
00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:08,852
I want to know what you know and
I want to know how you know it,
640
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,087
and I don't want any of that malarkey
about body language or anything.
641
00:23:11,155 --> 00:23:12,589
You know what?
That's funny.
642
00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:14,992
'Cause I was going to ask you
the same thing.
643
00:23:15,059 --> 00:23:17,360
How do you know something's
going to happen to this kid?
644
00:23:17,428 --> 00:23:19,062
I just know.
645
00:23:19,129 --> 00:23:21,665
Well, then,
you don't need me, do you?
646
00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:25,402
Listen, Claire,
it's the same kid.
647
00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:27,504
Now, you're going to tell me
that's just a coincidence?
648
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:30,139
It is just a coincidence.
649
00:23:30,207 --> 00:23:31,507
You said it yourself, Gary.
650
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:32,742
I'm a fraud, a circus act.
651
00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:34,044
But you know what?
652
00:23:34,111 --> 00:23:37,914
This is my place of business
and I want you out of here.
653
00:23:39,483 --> 00:23:40,818
Leave.
654
00:23:45,223 --> 00:23:46,990
(door slams)
655
00:23:47,859 --> 00:23:49,860
WOMAN:
Oh.
656
00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:52,062
(shop bell tinkling)
657
00:23:52,129 --> 00:23:54,064
Hmm.
658
00:24:09,914 --> 00:24:11,915
Wait here, will you?
659
00:24:17,021 --> 00:24:19,289
Excuse me.
660
00:24:19,357 --> 00:24:20,623
Jeffrey Taylor?
661
00:24:20,691 --> 00:24:22,492
May I help you?
662
00:24:22,559 --> 00:24:24,527
Uh, my name's Gary Hobson.
663
00:24:24,595 --> 00:24:25,929
You don't know me, but...
664
00:24:25,997 --> 00:24:28,331
We already get the paper.
665
00:24:28,399 --> 00:24:31,067
No, actually,
this is about your daughter.
666
00:24:31,936 --> 00:24:34,771
Rachael?
667
00:24:34,839 --> 00:24:36,205
What about her?
668
00:24:36,273 --> 00:24:38,775
Something's going
to happen to her.
669
00:24:38,842 --> 00:24:39,876
She's in danger.
670
00:24:39,944 --> 00:24:41,144
I don't get this.
671
00:24:41,212 --> 00:24:42,279
Is this a threat?
672
00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:43,680
No, it's not a threat.
673
00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:46,583
Something's going to
happen to my daughter.
674
00:24:46,650 --> 00:24:48,018
And you know this, how?
675
00:24:48,086 --> 00:24:49,786
Well, I just know, I...
Look,
676
00:24:49,854 --> 00:24:51,288
I don't know
what this is all about,
677
00:24:51,356 --> 00:24:53,990
but I suggest you get
off my property right now.
678
00:24:54,058 --> 00:24:56,259
Mr. Taylor, if-if I could talk
to your wife...
679
00:24:56,327 --> 00:24:58,462
Get the hell out of here
right now!
680
00:25:17,248 --> 00:25:19,549
Let's go back downtown.
681
00:25:19,617 --> 00:25:20,617
Okay.
682
00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:22,786
(tires screeching)
683
00:25:51,415 --> 00:25:55,685
(phone ringing)
684
00:25:55,753 --> 00:25:58,321
(phone beeps on) Hello.
685
00:25:58,389 --> 00:25:59,756
CHUCK (over phone):
Gare, where are you?
686
00:25:59,824 --> 00:26:01,291
Listen, Chuck, I don't have time
to talk right now.
687
00:26:01,358 --> 00:26:03,293
Is this technology great
or what?
688
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,194
I can reach you
any time of the day.
689
00:26:05,262 --> 00:26:06,863
Now, what are you doing?
690
00:26:06,931 --> 00:26:08,498
Right now I'm watching a kid.
691
00:26:08,566 --> 00:26:09,933
You know what I'm doing
right now?
692
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,869
I'm watching the World Female
Snooker Championships
693
00:26:12,937 --> 00:26:15,038
from Luxembourg.
694
00:26:15,105 --> 00:26:16,305
Luxembourg, Gary.
695
00:26:16,373 --> 00:26:20,009
Now, you don't get that
on regular TV.
696
00:26:20,077 --> 00:26:22,412
That's good;
I hope you're enjoying yourself.
697
00:26:22,479 --> 00:26:24,348
Look, then, live coverage of
the Iditarod from Nome, Alaska.
698
00:26:24,415 --> 00:26:25,582
You want to come over?
699
00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:26,749
No, thank you.
700
00:26:26,817 --> 00:26:28,151
Oh, fine, whatever.
701
00:26:28,219 --> 00:26:29,753
Blow off your friends,
even if they did get you
702
00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:31,420
cellular service.
703
00:26:31,488 --> 00:26:33,122
Listen, Chuck, I didn't
even want cellular service.
704
00:26:33,190 --> 00:26:34,157
You got that?
705
00:26:50,541 --> 00:26:52,442
Wait a second. Am I paying
for this phone call right now?
706
00:26:52,509 --> 00:26:55,011
17 cents a minute.
707
00:27:08,659 --> 00:27:10,827
(screams)
708
00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:12,495
My baby!
709
00:27:12,563 --> 00:27:13,763
My baby's missing!
710
00:27:13,831 --> 00:27:15,231
Help me, get some help!
711
00:27:15,299 --> 00:27:16,166
My baby!
712
00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:17,934
Where is my baby?!
713
00:27:28,479 --> 00:27:29,546
So that was it?
714
00:27:29,614 --> 00:27:30,647
You just left.
715
00:27:30,715 --> 00:27:31,848
You didn't even talk
to the Taylors.
716
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:32,849
What was I supposed to say?
717
00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:35,819
They would have had me arrested.
718
00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:37,621
Well, what about the paper?
719
00:27:37,688 --> 00:27:38,955
What about it?
720
00:27:39,023 --> 00:27:39,956
"Kid Disappears."
721
00:27:40,024 --> 00:27:41,124
That's what it says.
722
00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:43,660
Hasn't changed from before.
723
00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:44,894
What are you going to do?
724
00:27:48,966 --> 00:27:50,767
What about Claire?
725
00:27:53,638 --> 00:27:55,672
She didn't take that kid.
726
00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:57,373
That's not what I meant.
727
00:27:57,441 --> 00:27:59,509
She's not a psychic, Marissa,
728
00:27:59,576 --> 00:28:01,077
she's a head case.
That's it.
729
00:28:01,145 --> 00:28:03,879
Well, that's the same thing
people say about you.
730
00:28:03,947 --> 00:28:06,049
Oh, thank you very much.
731
00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:07,617
Come on, Gary,
everybody needs help...
732
00:28:07,685 --> 00:28:10,687
that little girl, her family,
even you.
733
00:28:10,755 --> 00:28:13,156
I mean, maybe that's why
the paper sent you to Claire.
734
00:28:13,223 --> 00:28:15,625
No, the reason it sent me to her
is because she was about to die
735
00:28:15,693 --> 00:28:17,260
in her own building
from a gas leak.
736
00:28:17,328 --> 00:28:20,097
That's how much of a psychic
Claire is.
737
00:28:20,164 --> 00:28:23,500
Maybe you're missing the
big picture here, Gary.
738
00:28:23,568 --> 00:28:26,236
She found you at
the health club.
739
00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:27,870
She saw my gym bag.
740
00:28:27,938 --> 00:28:29,005
Right.
741
00:28:29,073 --> 00:28:31,274
And how many health
clubs are in this city?
742
00:28:31,342 --> 00:28:33,176
She knew you were at the zoo.
743
00:28:33,244 --> 00:28:35,945
She knew what bus that
snake was hiding on.
744
00:28:36,013 --> 00:28:38,147
And she knew you
didn't have a job.
745
00:28:38,215 --> 00:28:39,282
Just lucky guesses.
746
00:28:39,349 --> 00:28:40,550
All of them?
747
00:28:40,618 --> 00:28:42,119
That's a whole lot of luck.
748
00:28:42,186 --> 00:28:44,387
Marissa, it's coincidence.
749
00:28:44,455 --> 00:28:45,388
She's not all there.
750
00:28:45,456 --> 00:28:46,823
Sh... I need some milk.
751
00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:53,663
(thunder rumbling)
752
00:28:55,833 --> 00:28:59,602
RADIO ANNOUNCER: Good morning, it's
6:30 in Chicago, and here's the news.
753
00:28:59,670 --> 00:29:00,937
The mayor announced today...
754
00:29:01,005 --> 00:29:02,805
(radio clicks off)
755
00:29:02,874 --> 00:29:04,507
(cat meowing,
paper thuds against door)
756
00:29:16,119 --> 00:29:18,321
Still missing.
757
00:29:18,389 --> 00:29:19,422
Come on, give me something here.
758
00:29:19,489 --> 00:29:22,458
(thunder rumbling)
759
00:29:22,526 --> 00:29:25,262
(hail falling)
760
00:29:52,089 --> 00:29:53,089
(groans) Claire.
761
00:29:53,157 --> 00:29:54,757
Hey, Claire, wait a minute,
I want to talk to you.
762
00:29:54,825 --> 00:29:55,792
You know, for someone
763
00:29:55,859 --> 00:29:57,127
who desperately wanted me
out of his life,
764
00:29:57,194 --> 00:29:59,930
you're sending me
a lot of mixed messages.
765
00:29:59,997 --> 00:30:00,997
You closed up your store.
766
00:30:01,065 --> 00:30:02,232
Oh, quick, nothing gets by you.
767
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,533
Wait a second.
768
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:04,767
You're just going to
give up? You're quitting?
769
00:30:04,835 --> 00:30:06,269
What about all those
people in your store?
770
00:30:06,337 --> 00:30:08,371
I don't know, Gary, I guess
they'll find a real psychic.
771
00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:11,674
Okay?
(sighs)
772
00:30:11,742 --> 00:30:14,510
Listen.
773
00:30:14,578 --> 00:30:17,147
If this is about what I said
on the train, I'm sorry.
774
00:30:17,214 --> 00:30:20,449
Ooh, talk about an inflated
sense of your own importance.
775
00:30:20,517 --> 00:30:22,118
Are you seeing somebody
for that?
776
00:30:22,186 --> 00:30:23,786
Look, you want
to know the truth?
777
00:30:23,854 --> 00:30:25,388
The truth is
that you got me thinking.
778
00:30:25,455 --> 00:30:27,290
Okay? I took stock.
779
00:30:27,357 --> 00:30:28,825
I mean, look at my life.
780
00:30:28,893 --> 00:30:30,226
I'm 36 years old.
781
00:30:30,294 --> 00:30:32,461
The big plan didn't work out.
782
00:30:32,529 --> 00:30:33,830
I don't want to spend
the rest of my life
783
00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:35,164
in a crappy little room,
784
00:30:35,232 --> 00:30:35,999
breathing in incense
785
00:30:36,066 --> 00:30:37,133
and doling out
fortune cookie advice.
786
00:30:37,201 --> 00:30:38,134
Okay?
787
00:30:38,202 --> 00:30:39,902
Just leave me alone.
788
00:30:41,905 --> 00:30:44,007
You're helping people.
789
00:30:44,075 --> 00:30:45,608
Oh, no, no,
I'm entertaining people.
790
00:30:45,676 --> 00:30:46,843
It's not exactly
the same thing.
791
00:30:46,910 --> 00:30:48,044
Yeah, but you
make a difference.
792
00:30:48,111 --> 00:30:51,814
God, please don't start
believing in me now.
793
00:30:51,882 --> 00:30:53,316
(horn honking,
brakes screeching)
794
00:30:53,384 --> 00:30:54,817
Claire!
795
00:30:54,885 --> 00:30:56,019
Claire.
796
00:30:56,086 --> 00:30:57,486
WOMAN: Hey, lady,
get out of the way!
797
00:30:57,554 --> 00:30:58,821
Claire, stop.
798
00:30:58,889 --> 00:31:00,723
Gary, I'm freezing.
Humor me.
799
00:31:00,791 --> 00:31:01,891
What?
Look.
800
00:31:01,959 --> 00:31:03,326
I want you to look
straight ahead.
801
00:31:03,394 --> 00:31:04,827
Look right at the street.
802
00:31:04,895 --> 00:31:06,495
All right?
803
00:31:06,563 --> 00:31:09,865
Now, I want you
to describe to me the car
804
00:31:09,934 --> 00:31:11,935
that comes through
that intersection next.
805
00:31:12,002 --> 00:31:13,169
I don't want to play games.
806
00:31:13,237 --> 00:31:14,870
Yeah, but you know, don't you?
807
00:31:14,939 --> 00:31:15,871
You know.
808
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:17,106
Come on, I want you to tell me.
809
00:31:17,174 --> 00:31:18,174
What's the next car
810
00:31:18,242 --> 00:31:20,609
that comes through
that intersection, Claire?
811
00:31:20,677 --> 00:31:21,378
Come on, Claire.
812
00:31:21,445 --> 00:31:22,679
Just tell me what the next car,
813
00:31:22,746 --> 00:31:25,314
as it drives through,
is going to be.
814
00:31:25,382 --> 00:31:26,849
Come on, Claire.
815
00:31:26,917 --> 00:31:29,985
Just tell me the color of the
next car that comes through.
816
00:31:30,053 --> 00:31:31,587
Come on,
just tell me the color...
817
00:31:31,655 --> 00:31:33,255
White!
White Toyota.
818
00:31:37,594 --> 00:31:39,728
Next.
819
00:31:39,796 --> 00:31:41,564
Blue Volvo.
820
00:31:41,632 --> 00:31:43,332
Guy on a bike.
821
00:31:44,802 --> 00:31:46,101
White Nissan.
822
00:31:49,506 --> 00:31:50,706
Okay, can we go now?
823
00:31:50,774 --> 00:31:54,543
Claire, the kid on the train,
the one that's missing...
824
00:31:54,611 --> 00:31:56,045
you felt something.
825
00:31:56,113 --> 00:31:59,382
You know it, I know it.
826
00:31:59,450 --> 00:32:02,184
What are you afraid of?
827
00:32:02,252 --> 00:32:04,487
You help people.
828
00:32:04,554 --> 00:32:06,222
You can ask me that question?
829
00:32:07,023 --> 00:32:09,792
Claire.
830
00:32:09,860 --> 00:32:11,460
Come on, Claire,
what's going on?
831
00:32:11,528 --> 00:32:14,698
Why won't you help?
(groans)
832
00:32:19,002 --> 00:32:22,805
WAITRESS: Yeah, thanks.
See you later.
833
00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:30,046
Listen, Claire.
834
00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:31,747
I tried, all right?
835
00:32:31,815 --> 00:32:33,082
Menu?
No, thank you.
836
00:32:33,150 --> 00:32:34,083
All right.
837
00:32:35,118 --> 00:32:39,989
I've already tried.
838
00:32:40,057 --> 00:32:44,326
About six or seven years ago,
I was in the supermarket,
839
00:32:44,394 --> 00:32:47,463
and I run my cart
right into this woman.
840
00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:49,565
And I'm helping her to her feet
841
00:32:49,633 --> 00:32:54,337
when, boom, I'm not
looking at her anymore.
842
00:32:54,405 --> 00:32:58,841
I'm looking at this
deserted field somewhere,
843
00:32:58,909 --> 00:33:03,579
and she's there,
only she's not alive.
844
00:33:05,082 --> 00:33:07,650
And so I try to warn her.
845
00:33:07,718 --> 00:33:11,220
She looks at me like I'm nuts.
846
00:33:11,288 --> 00:33:13,289
And I'm trying to
tell her what I see
847
00:33:13,357 --> 00:33:15,858
and her kids are crying... I
mean, they're scared to death
848
00:33:15,926 --> 00:33:18,794
because I'm saying that
someone's going to kill Mommy.
849
00:33:18,862 --> 00:33:21,331
She can't get away
from me quick enough
850
00:33:21,399 --> 00:33:25,235
and she calls store
security and the cops come.
851
00:33:25,302 --> 00:33:29,239
And I'm still talking,
but nobody's listening.
852
00:33:29,306 --> 00:33:32,041
They just don't
want to hear it.
853
00:33:32,109 --> 00:33:33,743
So what happened?
854
00:33:33,811 --> 00:33:35,945
I stopped talking...
855
00:33:36,013 --> 00:33:40,149
before they wrote me off as
psychotic or had me arrested.
856
00:33:40,217 --> 00:33:42,485
I meant the woman...
what happened to the woman?
857
00:33:42,553 --> 00:33:44,920
I never saw her again.
858
00:33:44,989 --> 00:33:47,156
I never even asked her name.
859
00:33:47,224 --> 00:33:51,294
So you don't know if what you
saw... if that ever happened.
860
00:33:51,361 --> 00:33:53,529
I mean, you know, once
in a while in the papers,
861
00:33:53,597 --> 00:33:56,199
you read about some
body, unidentified,
862
00:33:56,267 --> 00:33:59,068
turning up in some field
somewhere, you know.
863
00:33:59,136 --> 00:34:01,171
I just stopped
reading the papers.
864
00:34:01,238 --> 00:34:04,007
And you decided
to make a living.
865
00:34:04,074 --> 00:34:06,209
It's easier to be a
fraud, a novelty act,
866
00:34:06,276 --> 00:34:07,543
especially if
you're a good one.
867
00:34:07,611 --> 00:34:09,612
People will pay good money
to see a dancing bear.
868
00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:14,483
Claire, you're the real thing.
869
00:34:14,551 --> 00:34:16,486
Whatever this, uh...
870
00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:18,755
Please don't call it a gift.
871
00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:21,257
All right.
872
00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:24,127
But whatever it is, I mean...
873
00:34:24,195 --> 00:34:26,129
it's not something
you can hide from.
874
00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:27,730
I mean, it's not
something you can,
875
00:34:27,798 --> 00:34:29,065
you can pretend doesn't exist.
876
00:34:29,133 --> 00:34:31,000
That's something that follows
you the rest of your life.
877
00:34:34,705 --> 00:34:36,839
I need your help.
878
00:34:36,907 --> 00:34:39,408
You know what?
879
00:34:39,476 --> 00:34:41,110
They're not going to listen.
880
00:34:41,178 --> 00:34:43,312
I'll listen.
881
00:34:43,380 --> 00:34:45,481
What if it's too late?
882
00:34:45,549 --> 00:34:48,017
I mean, what if I can't help?
883
00:34:48,085 --> 00:34:50,253
What if you can?
884
00:35:00,631 --> 00:35:02,198
(doorbell rings)
885
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:09,138
You again!
Where's my daughter?!
886
00:35:09,205 --> 00:35:10,473
Whoa. Easy, easy.
It's not what you think.
887
00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:11,674
I didn't take her.
888
00:35:11,742 --> 00:35:14,009
You came to my house;
You threatened us!
889
00:35:14,077 --> 00:35:15,278
It wasn't me.
What's going on?
890
00:35:15,346 --> 00:35:17,713
This is the guy.
The police are looking for you.
891
00:35:17,781 --> 00:35:18,914
CLAIRE:
Jeffrey, Jeffrey,
892
00:35:18,982 --> 00:35:20,049
just think about it, all right?
893
00:35:20,116 --> 00:35:21,718
If he took your kid,
would he be here right now?
894
00:35:21,785 --> 00:35:23,586
If he's a kidnapper,
wouldn't it be a lot easier
895
00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:24,887
for him to just send a note?
896
00:35:24,955 --> 00:35:26,255
What do you want? All
we want to do is help
897
00:35:26,323 --> 00:35:27,156
you get Rachel back, that's it.
898
00:35:27,223 --> 00:35:28,190
Call the cops.
899
00:35:28,259 --> 00:35:29,558
Look, you can go ahead,
but, believe me,
900
00:35:29,626 --> 00:35:31,226
all I'm trying to do
is tell you the truth.
901
00:35:31,228 --> 00:35:32,561
All we want to do is help.
902
00:35:34,364 --> 00:35:35,864
Let him go.
903
00:35:37,634 --> 00:35:41,704
I want to hear
what they have to say.
904
00:35:53,083 --> 00:35:55,851
This is Rachel's room.
905
00:35:58,689 --> 00:36:00,656
Her clothes are in the dresser.
906
00:36:04,027 --> 00:36:06,795
She's in this crib every night.
907
00:36:09,566 --> 00:36:13,269
We haven't touched it since...
908
00:36:16,974 --> 00:36:19,541
Do you really think
you can find her?
909
00:36:19,609 --> 00:36:22,144
Well, we'll try.
910
00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:29,285
I'll be downstairs.
911
00:36:35,992 --> 00:36:38,994
Okay. So...
912
00:36:39,062 --> 00:36:40,429
Now what?
913
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:45,534
I don't know, uh...
914
00:36:45,602 --> 00:36:48,837
go ahead and, uh,
do your thing.
915
00:36:48,905 --> 00:36:51,006
My thing?
I don't have a thing.
916
00:36:51,074 --> 00:36:52,475
What thing? I told you...
917
00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,343
I-I told you,
I don't do this.
918
00:36:54,411 --> 00:36:58,514
Well, look, touch some...
touch the crib and, you know...
919
00:36:59,249 --> 00:37:01,216
(quietly):
Okay.
920
00:37:03,386 --> 00:37:05,387
No.
921
00:37:06,790 --> 00:37:08,323
Try the blanket.
922
00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:12,628
(sighs)
923
00:37:16,934 --> 00:37:18,935
(breathes deeply)
924
00:37:21,505 --> 00:37:23,238
(whispers):
Anything?
925
00:37:25,575 --> 00:37:27,176
No, this is stupid.
926
00:37:27,243 --> 00:37:29,812
Well, how about
the baby's clothes?
927
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,013
Fine... (mutters)
928
00:37:53,236 --> 00:37:55,037
Nothing at all?
929
00:37:55,105 --> 00:37:56,606
No, I'm sorry.
930
00:37:56,673 --> 00:37:58,273
This isn't working.
931
00:37:58,341 --> 00:38:00,409
Listen, maybe you're
not doing it right.
932
00:38:00,477 --> 00:38:01,777
Okay, well, that's it.
You know what?
933
00:38:01,845 --> 00:38:03,278
I told you
that this was a bad idea.
934
00:38:03,347 --> 00:38:05,581
It's a bad idea,
and you didn't believe me.
935
00:38:05,649 --> 00:38:06,716
Wait a sec...
What are you doing?
936
00:38:06,783 --> 00:38:08,551
You're just going to give up?
Well, yeah.
937
00:38:08,585 --> 00:38:10,819
I have nothing
to offer these people...
938
00:38:10,887 --> 00:38:12,155
other than false hopes
and more pain.
939
00:38:12,222 --> 00:38:14,456
I can't do it.
940
00:38:14,524 --> 00:38:15,825
(sighs)
941
00:38:15,893 --> 00:38:17,293
I'm sorry.
I can't do this.
942
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:21,096
I don't need you to worry
about my feelings,
943
00:38:21,164 --> 00:38:24,500
but if there's anything you
can do to find my daughter...
944
00:38:24,567 --> 00:38:27,236
please, do it.
945
00:38:27,304 --> 00:38:29,205
(whispers):
I'm really sorry.
946
00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:32,474
Maybe if you looked
at her toys!
947
00:38:32,542 --> 00:38:34,977
Or-or the stroller!
It's in the garage!
948
00:38:35,045 --> 00:38:36,345
GARY:
I'm sorry, Mrs. Taylor.
949
00:38:36,412 --> 00:38:39,215
I don't understand.
What's wrong with you people?
950
00:38:39,282 --> 00:38:40,783
You build their hopes up
and then you...
951
00:38:40,851 --> 00:38:42,384
MRS. TAYLOR:
What do we do now?!
952
00:38:42,452 --> 00:38:44,386
Whose scarf is this?
Is this yours?
953
00:38:44,454 --> 00:38:47,156
Elizabeth's, the nanny's.
954
00:38:47,224 --> 00:38:49,458
Where is she now?
955
00:38:49,526 --> 00:38:51,226
Well, it couldn't be Elizabeth.
956
00:38:51,294 --> 00:38:52,527
The police said
they already checked her out.
957
00:38:52,595 --> 00:38:54,230
MR. TAYLOR:
We let her go two months ago.
958
00:38:54,298 --> 00:38:55,564
We weren't comfortable
having someone live here.
959
00:38:55,632 --> 00:38:56,999
MRS. TAYLOR:
We've known her for years.
960
00:38:57,067 --> 00:38:58,801
She's worked for neighbors.
961
00:38:58,869 --> 00:38:59,835
Elizabeth wouldn't...
962
00:38:59,903 --> 00:39:01,537
Her apartment's
a couple minutes from here.
963
00:39:01,605 --> 00:39:02,971
We can be there...
964
00:39:03,039 --> 00:39:04,139
Oh, no, no, no, no.
She's not there.
965
00:39:04,207 --> 00:39:05,808
I mean, she was there,
but she's not there anymore.
966
00:39:05,876 --> 00:39:07,142
I mean, think about, right?
967
00:39:07,210 --> 00:39:08,944
That'd be the first
place they'd look.
968
00:39:09,012 --> 00:39:11,280
No, no, no. She'd, she'd take
Rachel somewhere safe.
969
00:39:11,347 --> 00:39:13,081
A motel.
970
00:39:13,149 --> 00:39:14,116
No. No, not anymore.
971
00:39:14,184 --> 00:39:15,918
I mean...
Okay. All right.
972
00:39:15,985 --> 00:39:17,186
All right, it makes sense,
right?
973
00:39:17,254 --> 00:39:18,687
She'd go there overnight,
overnight, right?
974
00:39:18,755 --> 00:39:20,289
But then she'd know
they'd come looking for her
975
00:39:20,357 --> 00:39:21,857
and she'd want
to get out of town.
976
00:39:21,925 --> 00:39:23,793
She's left Chicago?
977
00:39:23,860 --> 00:39:25,160
Not yet.
978
00:39:25,228 --> 00:39:27,630
She needs a day to spend
to get her ready, to travel.
979
00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:30,099
Okay. I mean, this is
a child-care professional...
980
00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:31,467
Claire!
What?
981
00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:32,735
Where is she?
982
00:39:35,038 --> 00:39:37,506
WOMAN (over P.A.):
Local airlines flight 83-70,
983
00:39:37,574 --> 00:39:39,174
now departing...
984
00:39:39,242 --> 00:39:40,643
Oh, what of the baby,
what's her name?
985
00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:43,412
Jennifer.
(typing)
986
00:39:47,817 --> 00:39:50,419
(alarm trills)
987
00:39:50,486 --> 00:39:53,923
Northeastern flight to Hanford
has been delayed one hour.
988
00:39:53,990 --> 00:39:56,025
(alarm trills)
989
00:39:56,092 --> 00:39:58,326
(detector warbles)
990
00:40:00,363 --> 00:40:02,298
WOMAN (over P.A.): Passengers
on flight 3-10 to Miami,
991
00:40:02,366 --> 00:40:04,233
we will now begin
pre-boarding.
992
00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:06,835
Passengers in first-class,
those needing assistance,
993
00:40:06,903 --> 00:40:10,505
and those with small children
may board at this time.
994
00:40:12,676 --> 00:40:14,977
(toy squeaks)
995
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,815
WOMAN (over P.A.): Sherry Silverman,
please pick up the white courtesy phone.
996
00:40:19,883 --> 00:40:20,950
Which way?
997
00:40:21,017 --> 00:40:22,117
All right, okay.
998
00:40:22,185 --> 00:40:23,853
Uh... Wait...
999
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,754
That, that way.
Come on.
1000
00:40:25,822 --> 00:40:27,823
You're sure, Claire?
1001
00:40:27,891 --> 00:40:30,293
Shh...
(Rachel crying)
1002
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,761
Quiet.
(crying continues)
1003
00:40:31,828 --> 00:40:34,663
Shh...
1004
00:40:34,731 --> 00:40:36,032
Okay. Quiet...
1005
00:40:36,099 --> 00:40:37,032
(Rachel crying)
1006
00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:38,667
Rachel?!
1007
00:40:38,735 --> 00:40:39,735
You see her?
1008
00:40:39,803 --> 00:40:42,337
No. I hear her.
1009
00:40:42,405 --> 00:40:44,073
(Rachel crying)
1010
00:40:44,141 --> 00:40:45,775
Can I help the next
person in line, please.
1011
00:40:45,843 --> 00:40:47,042
Yes. Thank you.
1012
00:40:47,110 --> 00:40:50,379
(Rachel crying)
1013
00:40:50,446 --> 00:40:52,448
Hi. Can I help you?
(crying continues)
1014
00:40:52,515 --> 00:40:55,317
MRS. TAYLOR (distantly):
Rachel! Rachel!
1015
00:40:55,385 --> 00:40:57,386
(crying)
1016
00:41:01,158 --> 00:41:03,192
Have a good flight.
1017
00:41:03,259 --> 00:41:05,360
Have you seen
a woman with a baby?
1018
00:41:05,428 --> 00:41:08,130
She's, she's got
long, blonde hair.
1019
00:41:08,198 --> 00:41:10,365
The baby's six months old,
1020
00:41:10,433 --> 00:41:12,635
and she's got brown hair
and hazel eyes.
1021
00:41:12,703 --> 00:41:14,837
I'm sorry.
I don't remember.
1022
00:41:14,905 --> 00:41:17,339
She was just here;
I heard her crying!
1023
00:41:17,407 --> 00:41:19,408
I'm sorry. Maybe we can
get some help for you.
1024
00:41:19,476 --> 00:41:21,978
I think I saw them. A woman
and her baby, she just left.
1025
00:41:22,045 --> 00:41:23,946
She didn't get on the plane.
Where did they go?
1026
00:41:24,014 --> 00:41:27,014
I'm sorry. I didn't see.
Michelle!
1027
00:41:27,684 --> 00:41:28,751
(toy squeaks)
1028
00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:30,987
(gasps)
1029
00:41:31,054 --> 00:41:35,224
Please, where is my baby?
1030
00:41:35,291 --> 00:41:37,226
I'm trying.
1031
00:41:37,860 --> 00:41:39,428
MR. TAYLOR:
Try harder.
1032
00:41:39,496 --> 00:41:41,997
MICHELLE:
Where is she?
1033
00:41:44,034 --> 00:41:46,435
Baggage claim number ten.
1034
00:41:46,503 --> 00:41:48,170
Well, I mean,
it only makes sense
1035
00:41:48,238 --> 00:41:49,405
that, uh, if she knew
you were here,
1036
00:41:49,472 --> 00:41:51,741
she'd want to leave the airport
1037
00:41:51,808 --> 00:41:54,543
and the nearest exit is
baggage claim number ten.
1038
00:41:54,610 --> 00:41:55,444
(stammers)
1039
00:41:55,512 --> 00:41:56,879
Number ten's the nearest one,
1040
00:41:56,946 --> 00:41:59,448
so let's go
to baggage claim ten.
1041
00:41:59,516 --> 00:42:01,450
You go downstairs.
We'll go get security.
1042
00:42:04,187 --> 00:42:05,988
(indistinct police radio
transmission)
1043
00:42:06,056 --> 00:42:07,723
(Rachel cooing)
1044
00:42:22,906 --> 00:42:25,707
Elizabeth, give me my baby.
1045
00:42:25,775 --> 00:42:28,977
I would've taken
good care of her.
1046
00:42:30,847 --> 00:42:32,915
I felt like she was mine.
1047
00:42:32,982 --> 00:42:34,049
(handcuffs click)
1048
00:42:35,652 --> 00:42:36,785
(toy squeaks)
1049
00:42:36,853 --> 00:42:38,320
How'd you do that?
1050
00:42:38,387 --> 00:42:40,355
How'd you know
where to find them?
1051
00:42:40,423 --> 00:42:42,725
I didn't, you did.
1052
00:42:42,792 --> 00:42:45,460
Well, you're going to, anyway.
1053
00:42:45,528 --> 00:42:47,963
Trust me.
1054
00:42:48,031 --> 00:42:49,332
I'm sorry.
1055
00:42:49,399 --> 00:42:52,601
OFFICER: You have the
right to remain silent...
1056
00:43:01,110 --> 00:43:02,878
(laughs and cries)
1057
00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:12,220
CHUCK: Impossible things
happen every day...
1058
00:43:12,288 --> 00:43:15,157
little miracles.
1059
00:43:27,204 --> 00:43:28,737
(static buzzes)
1060
00:43:28,805 --> 00:43:31,406
CHUCK: Most of the time,
we can't see 'em...
1061
00:43:31,474 --> 00:43:33,241
not because they're invisible
1062
00:43:33,309 --> 00:43:36,178
but because we don't knowwhat we're looking for.
1063
00:43:36,246 --> 00:43:37,813
(kicks machine)
1064
00:43:47,257 --> 00:43:49,091
(machine powers down)
1065
00:44:00,937 --> 00:44:02,104
Uncle Melos.
1066
00:44:02,172 --> 00:44:03,205
Melosh.
1067
00:44:03,273 --> 00:44:05,041
All right, come on.
1068
00:44:05,108 --> 00:44:06,375
Here's your last chance.
1069
00:44:06,442 --> 00:44:08,778
You and me, 50-50 all the way,
what do you say?
1070
00:44:11,314 --> 00:44:12,414
No.
1071
00:44:12,482 --> 00:44:14,616
I knew you
were going to say that.
1072
00:44:14,684 --> 00:44:16,385
How'd you know that?
1073
00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:20,423
Psychic.
1074
00:44:21,991 --> 00:44:23,391
Hey...
1075
00:44:23,459 --> 00:44:26,495
if anything ever comes up again,
if you need me...
1076
00:44:26,563 --> 00:44:29,164
I know where to find you.
1077
00:44:31,034 --> 00:44:33,802
Have a nice day.
1078
00:44:33,870 --> 00:44:37,072
CHUCK: But maybe we're not
supposed to see miracles.
1079
00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:39,942
We're just supposed to believethey're out there...
1080
00:44:40,009 --> 00:44:43,812
(breathes deeply) ...because
sometimes, believing is enough...
1081
00:44:45,815 --> 00:44:49,751
sometimes believing is
the miracle.
1082
00:44:49,819 --> 00:44:53,455
(phone ringing)
1083
00:44:58,661 --> 00:45:00,061
Hello?
1084
00:45:00,129 --> 00:45:01,363
Hey, bud, it's Chuck.
1085
00:45:01,431 --> 00:45:02,865
Oh, no kidding?
1086
00:45:02,932 --> 00:45:04,500
Look, I was thinking
about dinner tonight...
1087
00:45:04,567 --> 00:45:06,368
you and me
and the satellite dish.
1088
00:45:06,402 --> 00:45:07,636
Uh-huh.
1089
00:45:07,704 --> 00:45:09,838
We got the Norwegian curling
championships at eight,
1090
00:45:09,906 --> 00:45:13,141
and after that, three Pauly
Shore movies, back-to-back.
1091
00:45:13,209 --> 00:45:15,444
What do you say?
Oh, hey, that sounds great!
1092
00:45:15,512 --> 00:45:16,812
I'm thinking you pick up
a couple of pizzas
1093
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,113
and bring 'em back.
1094
00:45:18,180 --> 00:45:19,281
You got a pen?
1095
00:45:19,348 --> 00:45:20,849
What? Do I have a pen...?
Oh, yeah...
1096
00:45:20,917 --> 00:45:22,350
Yeah, I got a pen right here.
Yeah, go ahead.
1097
00:45:22,419 --> 00:45:25,487
All right. I want pepperoni,
no anchovies,
1098
00:45:25,555 --> 00:45:27,456
sausage, pineapple...
Right.
1099
00:45:27,524 --> 00:45:28,657
You writing all this down?
1100
00:45:28,725 --> 00:45:31,326
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm writing down every word.
1101
00:45:31,394 --> 00:45:33,695
Okay. Maybe some of those little
artichoke hearts,
1102
00:45:33,763 --> 00:45:35,731
green peppers,
1103
00:45:35,799 --> 00:45:38,634
no mushrooms...
I hate mushrooms...
1104
00:45:38,701 --> 00:45:40,402
Hey, am I going too fast
for you?
1105
00:45:40,470 --> 00:45:43,339
Gary? Gary?
1106
00:45:44,674 --> 00:45:47,510
Gary?! Gare! Hey!77314
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