Original subtitles

Let's go guys!

The way they laze with those pickaxes and those shovels...

...it seems like it's 50°!

He can't do more than 45!

Take that Chinese man off a day's pay! for sleeping at work!

Let's go guys! Where is that mood? I don't hear them sing.

When they were slaves they sang like goldfinches.

How about a good black song?

What garbage is that?

I said a song. A real song.

Like the one that says:

Rock quietly? Sweet float?

You don't know, huh?

And what about "The Village Females"?

"The females of the town"?

¡ Ya saben!

you-da, you-da

du-da, du-da, é

I'm going to run.

that I will bet on the bay.

What's new in the world of the privileged?

I hired them to tend a road of nothing...

...not to play Like Kansas faggots!

Sorry, Mr. Taggart. The saint has gone to heaven.

Listen idiot. They say there may be quicksand.

Look to see!

I'll send a couple of horses to explore.

Horses? We can't afford to lose the horses, idiots.

Send a couple of blacks.

You and you.

Sir, he specified to send two blacks...

...and I will tell you a family secret. My grandmother was Dutch.

Get in that truck and go to the end of the road!

She just wanted to help him.

I didn't know that your grandmother was Dutch!

I'm wrong...

...or is the world going up?

I don't know but whatever I do not like.

Answer me one thing.

What is not exactly neither water nor land?

Quicksand!

Damn! Quicksand!

Now we are in a mess!

They are in trouble!

She throws the rope. There, quickly!

Phew! Good luck!

We don't lose by a hair a $400 wagon!

We can pave the way to the left of that hill.

We're going to die, Bart! They're going to leave us here!

Calm down, Charlie! My foot is on the rail.

And then maybe down that canyon. It is quite flat.

With that hill there, we can't throw to the right.

I think that is the best way.

We will lay it above that crest

Boys! The rest is over!

Stop roasting in the sun!

They won't even notice!

Grab that shovel and do something useful!

That?

Do not do it!

I have to do it!

Send a cable to the office and tell them I said... Oh!

Send office cable, tell them I said: "Oh!" OK.

HEDLEY LAMARR, ASSISTANT GOVERNOR ATTORNEY OF THE STATE

And this is where we find quicksand.

Gorgeous!

So the railway It has to go through Rock Ridge.

Rock Ridge. Rock Ridge. Gorgeous!

Yes sir. Yes sir.

Rock Ridge. Rock Ridge.

Still, Taggart, still.

My mind flares up in fleeting rays of complex ideas...

...sailing on the cosmic vapor of the imagination.

Well said!

Well said? What do you know, fucking bastard!

Sorry sir.

A plan. We need a plan.

What the hell was that?

So there is no one who thinks!

I'm sorry, Your Honor, but two of my men are with the flu...

...and I have a tremendous annoyance.

We will make as little noise as possible.

But, as you can see...

...this one is a rarity.

The case of Dr. Gillespie, huh? Do what you can!

Let's see! Where were we?

Rock Ridge.

Oh yeah! When the railway stop by Rock Ridge...

...that land is going to be worth millions. I love her!

I want her so much I almost can savor it.

There has to be a way!

Useless stupid!

Wait! There must be a legal precedent!

Clear! Land grab!

Land. You...earth. "See 'Appropriate'."

Heley v. USA Heley, 7- USA, 0.

You see it? It's possible! It's possible!

Unfortunately, one thing stands in the way between that land and me.

The legal owners.

There must be a way to terrify them, to chase away every last one...

Out there, to the left.

I already have it!

That? That?

I already know how to scare away to everyone from Rock Ridge.

Killing the firstborn of every family!

Too Jewish!

So let's apply a No. 6 to them.

I don't know what that is.

It's when we enter out in the city...

...destroying, destroying, tearing apart...

...to the last living being.

Except women, of course.

Do you forgive them?

No. We rape them later in an orgy No. 6.

Marvelous! What an imagination!

Taggart! You are injured!

That insolent black man hit me with a shovel!

Given his good heart, sir, I would appreciate...

...to make him hang until he died.

I have it locked downstairs.

Consider it done, bravo friend.

I have a special one. Can you make room for it?

Impossible until Monday, sir. I am overwhelmed with commitments.

On Monday. Gorgeous!

Thank my Lord. And fear not.

Rock Ridge will feel like a chicken...

...stuck in the gears a tractor.

It's no big deal. Only one man and a horse hanging out there.

This leaves me without a suit!

Have you ever seen such cruelty?

a precise fact.

I don't need to tell you...

...what happened in our beloved city.

Sheriff murdered, burned crops...

...looted warehouses, people scared away...

...and raped cattle!

The time has come to act, and quickly!

I'm leaving.

Come back, blessed coward of me...

No one leaves this city!

Hell, I was born here, I grew up here...

...and damn it, I'm going to die here!

And no killers, troublemaker, braggart...

...he's going to syringe my perendengue!

Who can oppose that?

Let's thank Gaby Johnson having expressed...

...so clearly what there was what to say.

I celebrate that these dear children...

...have heard his words...

...splendid example of pioneer gibberish...

...and revealing courage rare these days.

What do we carry in our blood?

Our parents They crossed the meadow...

...they fought against Indians, against droughts, against Mix!

Do you remember when Tom Mix tried to take the city?

We don't give up then...

...and what the hell! We are not going to give up now.

Olson Johnson is right!

What kind of people are we? Say that we will stay and fight.

Samuel Johnson is right when he says that Olson Johnson is right.

I will give up the ice cream parlor for nothing...

...that I built with these hands!

Howard Johnson is right!

Well if we are going to stay, and I will tell you that it seems like a mistake to me...

...we'll need a new sheriff. Who is going to be it?

Why don't we ask to the governor to send one?

Why should we die?

Howard Johnson is right. Let's telegraph the governor.

Let us pray for the appointment of the new sheriff.

Does the congregation want to get up?

Now I will read you the gospels from Matthew, Mark, Luke...

...and to the ground!

WILLIAM J. LE PETOMANE GOVERNOR

We must act immediately!

Mr. Governor, may I bother you?

He just has to sign this. Here.

What the hell is it?

By this order...

...we snatch the Indians 200,000 acres of land...

...which we consider dangerous for them.

You know, they're like kids!

200,000 acres! 200,000 acres!

How much will it cost? How much will it cost?

A toy box like this.

You're crazy? They will never accept it... or maybe yes.

Those little red devils... Can I try?

They are defective.

As usual, you are right.

Always showing off!

Just sign this, sir. Here.

Okay, but help me.

Work work work.

Hello, boys! Did they rest? I missed you.

Just one more order to sign, sir.

For her, the hospital for the mentally ill...

...will become the Gaming Casino for the mentally ill.

Gentlemen, this order...

...represents enormous progress...

...in the treatment of the player disturbed.

Bravo! Great!

Thanks, Hedy. Thank you.

It's not Hedy. It's Hedley. Hedley Lamarr.

Why the hell are you worrying?

It's 1874. You can sue her!

Help me put it in!

Think about her secretary.

Wonderful idea!

Everything is ready? Is there anything else?

An urgent telegram from Rock Ridge.

It arrived last Friday.

Read it, read it.

"Sheriff murdered. Church bombed. The terror must stop."

"Send new sheriff."

Blessed underwear!

The murdered sheriff, women and children torn apart.

Let's protect our bicocas stalls.

Let us act immediately, immediately!

I didn't even hear that guy's "bang"!

A "bang" for the governor.

Watch your butt!

Gentlemen, rest your buttocks.

Well said!

As Attorney General I assure you...

...that a capable sheriff will be found to restore peace to Rock Ridge.

The session is over.

Sorry sir. I didn't want to overreach.

That?

-The session is over. -Yeah?

No. You say it.

-That? -The session is over.

Ah! Yeah?

Play with this. They are madness throughout the country.

Why don't you give a few to the guys...

...instead of pay?

And another for my beloved secretary.

Play with this, guys, instead of with other things.

This shit is crooked.

I always have to get screwed!

A sheriff! Law and order is the last thing I need.

One moment! Maybe I can take advantage of this for my benefit.

If I found a sheriff so insulting for Rock Ridge...

...that only with your presence will scare them away...

Where do I get a man like that?

Why am I asking you?

Welcome to Villa Horca. And do not worry...

I make no distinction between races.

Not my ear!

Governor!

Official business, sir.

It is important?

Crucial.

I'm with you right away.

Cover yourself and hold that position.

Sorry. I was walking along the parapet taking a look.

How can I help you?

According to his instructions...

...I want to introduce you to the sheriff of Rock Ridge.

With pleasure... Poke!

I have to talk to you. Come here. You're crazy?

But can't you see he's black?

It wasn't you. Sorry. Do not take it badly.

You're crazy? Can't you see he's black?

Do not worry sir.

I always trusted your good sense.

Aren't you losing your mind?

Do not be alarmed.

I'm going to turn it into a historical figure.

Maybe I'll even make him a minister.

Minister?

Did you say that?

Fantastic!

The first to appoint a black sheriff. Think well...

...Washington, Jefferson...

...Lincoln.

Le Petomane!

You have seeds of greatness.

Take care of them, caress them, water them!

Don't sell yourself cheap, sir.

It won't work! They will lynch him on the first day.

One day is all you need to go down in history.

And obtain the candidacy for... Will I dare say it?

Osa! Osa!

The presidency!

Hooray for the Boss!

"Four score and seven years ago..."

"...our ancestors founded on this continent..."

You are not coming back?

One moment, dear.

Gentlemen, matters of state have precedence over...matters of state.

Of course, sir, we understand.

Will you take care of everything?

I'll take care of everything.

Especially the funeral.

Good luck, good luck. It is a pleasure to work with you.

Fast! Those flags! It will arrive any moment now!

A telegram has just arrived.

The sheriff will be here at noon.

At noon! I have to review my speech!

"As president of the Reception Committee..."

"...it is up to me to offer the laurel and a handshake!"

Magnificent!

Excellent!

Can't you see him yet?

The sheriff is coming!

Let the church bell ring!

Hey! The sheriff is ne...

What did he say?

That the sheriff is neutral!

No. Damn! That the sheriff is ne...

"As president of the Reception committee..."

"...it is up to me to offer you the laurel and the hand to our new..."

...black.

Sorry! I have to get this out.

"By the power he has given me..."

"...the Honorable William J. Le Petomane..."

"...I assume the position..."

"...of town sheriff of Rock Ridge."

Let's not let ourselves be dominated by anger!

As a spiritual father I ask you...

...let them remember the teachings of this book.

My son! Make do as you can!

Stay still!

If someone moves, I liquidate this black man.

Be careful guys! This is serious!

He's crazy enough to do it.

Let it go! Or I swear I'll fly head to this black man.

Oh my God, he's desperate! Do what it says!

Is no one going to help this poor man?

Shut up Harriet! You will make him die!

Help! Help!

I need help!

Be quiet!

If it weren't for how smart you are!

And because of how cretins they are!

Damn!

Let there be order!

You already know what Nietzsche said: "Order is born from chaos."

Stop fooling around, Howard!

Now, silence everyone...

...while Harriet van Johnson, our dear teacher...

...reads the telegram that she herself has written for the governor....

...and in which he expresses our feelings about the new sheriff.

"Honorable W.J. Le Petomane."

Higher! You can't hear anything!

I don't know how to speak in public.

"We, the white and fearful of God citizens of Rock Ridge..."

"...we want to express our extreme discontent..."

"...by the sheriff you elected."

"Please remove it immediately."

"The fact that there is sent here..."

"... shows that he is the greatest cretin of the entire State."

The drunk from No. 2 must be awake.

We are awake?

We are not sure.

Are we black?

Yes, we are black.

So we're awake, but very surprised.

I better get on normal position.

Need help?

Anything you can lend me.

Don't worry. Sit here.

Maybe I should eat something first.

No, thanks. Food makes me nauseous.

If you keep drinking like this and without eating, he will die.

When?

What is his name?

My name is Jim, but everyone calls me...

...Jim.

So Jim, since I'm the host and you the guest...

What would you like to do?

I don't know. Play chess...

...fuck...

Let's play chess.

Checkmate.

Checkmate.

You wretched cheater!

Cheers!

Why is it destroyed like this?

I don't think you'd be interested in knowing.

I'm interested! I'm interested!

If he really wants to find out...

Wanna! Wanna!

I don't know if you've heard of me, but...

...they called me Waco Kid.

Waco Kid! He had his hands fastest in the West!

Of the entire world!

If it really is, prove it to me!

Maybe two years ago I could have proven, but today...

Look!

Steady as a post.

Yes, but the one I shoot with It's with this one.

I knew it wasn't Waco Kid, that he was kidding me.

See that king?

Put your hands on both sides.

When I say "Now", try to grab it.

Don't make it so easy for me. You are one kilometer away.

It doesn't matter. When I say "Now", try to grab it.

Ready?

Is this what you are looking for?

The devil take me! You. It's the Kid!

Was. Yes, I was the Kid.

What happened?

That even the last scarecrow...

...who thought he knew how to shoot...

...he came to the city to measure them with Waco Kid.

I've had to kill more guys than Cecil B. DeMille.

Things got heavy!

Even in dreams I heard, "Draw."

Until one day...

...I was walking down the street when Behind me a voice said:

"Take out the revolver!" I turned...

...and I found myself face to face...

...with a 6 year old brat.

I threw the guns on the ground and I left.

The little bastard He shot me in the butt!

I crawled to the nearest bar, I sank into a bottle of whiskey...

...and I haven't gone out since.

Have a drink!

But all this is a thing of the past. Now tell me his story.

What does a cosmopolitan like you do? in a corner of the provinces like this?

If he really wants to know...

Wanna! Wanna!

Good. Back in 1856...

...my family and I were traveling with a long caravan...

...heading west.

In reality we were not part of her.

It would be better to say that we were the red lantern When suddenly...

...the tribe appeared in the West Sioux in block.

And believe me friend, They came ready for anything!

Naturally, the whites They didn't admit us into their circle...

...so we made our own.

Black?

In the name of Moses, let them go!

Fluff the wing!

Thank you.

Shalom! Long!

They are darker than us!

The rest is history.

Impressed?

That's how I like it! Keep my audience in suspense.

ADMINISTRATIVE STAFF. KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING

More beans, Mr. Taggart?

I think he's already eaten enough!

There's a new sheriff in town. Who wants to liquidate it?

Why don't we leave it to Mongo?

M...! That would be too cruel!

Thinking about it, it's a great idea!

Calm down, Mongo!

It's me, Taggart.

Smell this, smell this.

Good boy, Mongo!

What do you say? Would you like to mutilate that sheriff?

Take a cigar.

Ah! I received a note this morning.

Whose?

I'm not sure. It was addressed to Sheriff Bitumen.

Once he sets me down In this city...

...being Sheriff Bitumen can be a top position.

Listen, Bart. I want you to do me a favor.

I don't want him to go out this morning.

You won't be able to win over these people.

They will never accept it.

I'm happy that those fingers are not loaded!

Like in the good times.

As I told you, once I establish they will have to accept me.

See you!

Good luck!

Good morning, madam.

Isn't it a beautiful morning?

Go to hell, black!

What were you hoping to hear? "Welcome little son."

"She's at her house."

"Marry my daughter." Remember that She is among simple peasants.

Children of the earth.

The clay that will form the new West.

Already knows!

Morons!

What the hell is that?

And if anyone...

...of the friends or neighbors he approaches...

The m...!

And they say that right now in Paris France...

...Louis Pasteur has invented a vaccine...

...that will end anthrax.

Hey! He can not park that animal there!

It is illegal!

Imagine gentlemen! Foot and mouth disease a thing of the past.

And who cares about that! Here comes Mongo.

I do not know what's happening.

Sheriff! Mongo is back!

Help us, please!

Hear that? Now it's "please."

And this morning they didn't even give me the time. And who is that Mongo?

Speaking of Mongo, I wouldn't say "who" but rather "what."

I'm wondering the same.

I don't know...

Thanks a lot!

This nutcase is going to...

I mean, the sheriff will.

Do not do that! by shooting it He will only make him angry.

Dulcigram for Mongo!

I, Mongo.

Sign please.

Mongo likes sweets.

A little further down to the right.

I was sure that Mongo I would make it...

...in sheriff's meatballs.

I can't understand them.

Hold still, Taggart.

My mind is a rushing torrent...

...that falls off...

...in dazzling waterfalls of dazzling ideas.

Damn it, Mr. Lamarr!

You use the most beautiful language What a luxury whore!

One moment! I already have it!

And it's going to work!

For sure yes! What is it?

Elemental, melon head!

If the beast has failed, It's time to call the beauty!

The beauty?

She has never failed me. She's going to turn him into jelly!

She will reduce Him to nothing!

Where is my frog?

I don't know. I didn't see her when I entered.

Damn your eyes! Look for it!

There she is!

Why little...! Daddy loves his frog Does Ranita love Daddy?

I don't know how she managed to get it.

Was nothing.

The annoying thing was inventing the dulcigram

They will never recognize me.

Good night, sheriff.

I'm sorry about "Go to hell, black!"

I hope I can thank you with this apple cake.

...the ingenuity and courage with which He freed us from the horrible Mongo.

Thank you. Very thankful. Good night.

I hope he has the good taste of not to mention that I spoke to him.

I'm becoming the star clandestine of the city.

Cheer up. 25 more years and you can give the hand to anyone in broad daylight.

I'm not going to wait that long!

Come on. I do not want to be late. Tonight Lili von Shtupp sings.

Lili von what?

HEDLEY LAMARR PRESENTS LILI VON SHTUPP, THE TEUTONIAN GOLDFIND

Willkommen, bienvenu, welcome. Forward.

I'm Hedley! For you darling.

Oh! How ordinary!

Oh, Lili, Lili, Lili, what legs, Lili!

I can't find words to express My happiness...

...before this reunion.

Garbage! What do you want me to do?

I love hearing you talk trash!

Come on, Lamarr! Straight to the point!

What do you want me to do?

I want you to seduce and abandon al sheriff de Rock Ridge.

Do you think you can do it?

Are there sausages in Frankfurt?

Oh, Lili, you are wonderful! Kiss Me!

And, finally, the star that everyone They have been waiting.

The Bavarian bomb in person! ¡Lili von Shtupp!

the goddess of desire...

with my great passion.

between dance and liquor...

and then a shower.

they besiege me and adore me...

with a single desire.

size desire?

I have to rest.

to be admired...

of men over and over again.

and they come and go...

Isn't that right, girls?

Damn! I am so tired!

What's up, cowboy? What is your name?

Texas Madam? Texas Madam...

Are you dedicated to boards?

No.

So why don't you remove the stage legs?

Tell me, darling! Is that a hat high cup or are you having a blast?

Oh, Miss Lili! Beautiful woman!

Leave her alone!

It's not a bee!

Leave her alone!

and again.

I appreciate it...

They get fed up and leave.

No way around it! From the waist down, kaput.

What does it say?

"I have to see him alone in my dressing room after the show."

How are you doing dear?

¡Formidable!

A red rose! How romantic!

Sit down, sheriff!

With your permission...

...I'm going to make myself more comfortable.

Bitte, beautiful.

Why don't you loosen up your bullets?

I feel so fresh!

Doesn't the light dazzle you?

So! Isn't it much better?

Sorry, I'll be right back.

How's that going?

It's like mush in my hands. In the morning he will be my slave.

Gorgeous!

Let me feel you a little!

Where were we? Where are you?

Let me sit next to you.

Tell me dear...

...is it true what they say about how Are men of color equipped?

It's true! It's true!

Do you want another schnitzengruben?

No, thanks. My limit sausages is 15.

And what about a little more...?

Please, precious. Do you think I'm from Havana?

Sorry, doll...

...but it's too late and I have a lot to do.

I will see you later?

It depends on how much vitamin E can assimilate from now to then.

No, no, be careful!

You can not go away! I need you!

I can not live without you!

Please, you're making yourself a Germanic spectacle.

See you soon beautiful.

What a man!

Look who's crawling around here!

What is there in the world of the chaste?

Bad news.

A release order arrived for Mongo signed by Hedley Lamarr.

What interest may you have in Mongo a guy like Lamarr?

It's legal.

Those Germanic sausages end up with the most painted!

Time to wake up!

Mongo, you are free!

Mongo not wanting to leave.

Come on, Mongo! You are a free man!

Mongo stay with sheriff. Sheriff Be the first to defeat Mongo.

Mongo moved. Mongo want a lot to Sheriff Bart.

I'd be careful, friend!

I think Mongo He has become infatuated with you.

Mongo be very man.

Maybe you know why a big shot...

...how Lamarr is interested by Rock Ridge.

Have something to do with where to go the choo-choo.

And what does Lamarr care? where does the train go?

Not knowing.

Mongo only pawn in life chess.

I think it's a good time to reach us...

...to the railway works...

...and maybe snoop around a little.

How are you doing, Bart? Get off that horse!

Demon black! They said they had hanged you.

And so it is!

Look at that star! So bureaucrat, huh?

Be very careful, friend.

You are talking to Rock Ridge Sheriff.

Rock Ridge? The railway is going to pass by there.

Leave him alone, brother! They're going to lose it!

By all the devils!

That's the black one He hit me with a shovel!

What the hell are you doing with that star, blond?

Be careful what you say, white guy! You talk to the sheriff of Rock Ridge.

This really is good!

We are dying to settle...

...to the last Indian in the West And for what?

To appoint a sheriff Blacker than any Indian.

What depress!

Sorry, Mr. Taggart. it breaks me the soul to see him in that state.

And if we killed that black...

...would your spirits be lifted?

Could be.

Let's go guys! When I count three!

If I were you, I wouldn't do it.

Don't listen to that sponge.

He can't even hold the gun...

As I said. When counting three.

One...

...two...

...three!

Don't stay there, rubbing hands with stupid faces.

Aren't they going to applaud to the Waco Kid?

I'm tired of being good and generous!

It's time to act!

My plans have failed!

Instead of running away, people stay!

Why don't you admit it? It's too much man for you Yes I will know!

You'll need an army to defeat him!

You are done!

Fertig! Fahrblunged! Fahrcocked!

Shut up, Teutonic harlot!

I have to think!

One moment! She said an army! That is!

An army of the worst outlaws that have clouded the face of the West.

We will launch an attack that leaves to Rock Ridge reduced to ashes.

What do you want me to do?

I want you to recruit everyone awesome that you find.

Take note.

I want attackers, delirious, traffickers, criminals...

...trumpeters, activists, bandits, prisoners, smugglers, gunmen...

... rustlers, patricides, matricides, deicides, murderers, suicides...

...murderers, libertines, outlaws, inverts...

...evildoers, swindlers, braggarts, bullies...

...and drunk!

Can you repeat that, sir?

Where is everyone going?

Read this!

VILLAINS NEEDED WITH BACKGROUND

EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES

Don't you see in this the final act of a desperate man?

As if it were the first act of Henry V! Let's go!

Wait a minute! One disgusting minute!

Give me 24 hours to ideate a great plan.

Only 24 hours! That's all I ask for!

No!

They would give them to Randolph Scott, wouldn't they?

Good! You have 24 hours!

The next!

Experience?

Rape, murder and rape.

He said rape twice.

I love to rape.

Delicious! Sign here.

Take this badge.

Experience?

Arson, robbery armed, murder.

One moment! What's in your mouth?

Nothing, huh? Lyle!

Gum!

So chewing gum, huh?

I hope he brought it for everyone.

He didn't have that many.

It's not harsh!

We have to get closer see what happens.

Just what we needed!

HAVE A NICE DAY

Hey! Boys!

Look what I have here!

Hey, where's the white ones?

It was awesome! I liked!

Prepare to attack tomorrow at noon. Your insignia.

Who needs a dirty badge?

The next!

Experience?

Cattle stampede.

That is not a serious crime.

Through the Vatican!

Brilliant!

I always tell you to wash...

...after burning crosses.

They see him? Comes out!

And now I will impersonate For you, Jesse Owens!

Grab it!

Wait, We will annihilate them at the pass!

Annihilate them in the pass? That is very seen.

Say hello".

Hello.

Listen to me.

I want you to gather the boys,

...let them grab all the wood, paint and nails they find...

...and meet me 3 miles away east of Rock Ridge at midnight.

Understood?

Say goodbye".

Thanks brother.

You might wonder what they look like...

...in an open field, at midnight.

You said it!

I know them all!

Before dawn...

...we have to build in this place an exact replica of Rock Ridge.

From every building, every store, every stone, every tree...

...even Howard Johnson's toilets.

Understood!

And when Lamarr and his men come...

...to destroy Rock Ridge...

...they will destroy the false Rock Ridge believing it to be the real Rock Ridge.

But we will know that It's the fake Rock Ridge.

How will we do it? We do not have neither time nor enough men.

You are wrong! Look!

Who are they?

The railroad men. They will make our dreams come true.

And all in exchange for a piece of earth...

...that they can call their own.

What do they say to that?

We will give land to black people and the Chinese.

But to the Irish, no way!

So no deal!

Damn m...! To all!

Oh Lord!

Grant us the strength to complete such a task in one night.

Or will we eat whatever the chicken bites?

We did it! Let's see what we get.

They are about to embark in a great crusade...

...that will end decency in the West.

You. They will only risk their lives...

...while I, a safe Oscar nomination...

...for Best Supporting Actor!

Raise your right hand to swear!

The right!

Repeat with me. I...

...your name...

Your name...

Cretins! I swear fidelity...

I swear fidelity...

...to Hedley Lamarr...

...to Hedy Lamarr...

It's Hedley!

...it's Hedley...

...and evil...

...and evil...

...whose cause he defends!

...whose cause he defends!

And now go do that voodoo that they know how to do so well!

Don't be so happy! We're in trouble!

Yeah! We forgot one detail.

There is nothing missing. Everything is here, to the last post.

People. The people are missing.

Calm! Do not get scared!

We made a perfect copy from Rock Ridge...

...and we will make a perfect copy from ourselves.

But we only have half an hour left.

We must begin immediately.

Start with the mannequins. Jim and Mongo, come with me.

I have an idea with which We will stop them.

Come on!

I like it!

Le Petomane Highway! What else can that cretin come up with!

TOLL 10 CENTS DEPOSIT EXACT CHANGE

Who has a dime?

Someone go get a load of coins!

Hurry or never We'll get to Rock Ridge!

Come on! Everyone come in!

They passed the barrier.

Look! They swallowed it!

Forward! Cover your ears!

The party begins!

Anything!

What do we do?

From one moment to another They will discover the deception!

Could you explode...

...the dynamite with a tiny shot?

I'll try.

Oh Lord! She sharpens her aim...

...and grant him...

It's all fake!

They kidded us!

Come on! Let's sweep them away!

Excuse me sir!

and stop the butts.

backwards, tuck in.

¡Si es la moda francesa! So!

Cut!

Evil!

Look at me! It can not be easier!

Effeminates!

Music! And look at me closely, faggots!

Understood?

Yessssssyes.

Are they escaping steam?

Action! Wait until I leave.

Cut! What the hell are they doing here?

Entry to the forum is prohibited!

Go to hell! I work for Mel Brooks.

Not on the face!

Thank you.

They hit Buddy! Let's go girls!

Rude vulgar!

You wretched faggot!

I have the car out there.

Gross, gross and more gross!

It's okay, it's okay...

How many days do you have left, Joey?

I finish with the bunker scene.

What the hell is that?

Grab the cakes for the final fight!

In this cafeteria stars eat Hollywood.

Get in line.

And now we move on to the Department of Special Effects.

Soup, salad and tuna surprise.

Cab!

Get me out of this movie!

"MADNESS IN THE WEST"

She dropped her necklace.

One please.

Student.

Do you take me for an idiot?

Damn!

Look Herman! I'm in the shoes by Hedy Lamarr!

Hedley!

Stay there!

Come on, Lamarr! Take out the revolver!

Wait. I am unarmed.

So we'll settle the score like men.

With fists.

Sorry! Now that I remember, I am armed.

GOOD LUCK, SID DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS

How could he do so many stunts with such small feet?

You took out the bad guy!

What do you want to do now?

Let's see the end of the movie.

I hope it ends well! I love happy endings.

You can't leave, sheriff. We need you.

I finished my homework. They need me in other places.

Where the villains They reign in the West.

Where innocent women and children They are afraid to go out.

Wherever man is deprived of his dignity.

Wherever the people cry out for justice.

Stories!

Well, the truth...

...is that this is getting pretty boring.

Good luck, Bart! God bless you!

Bye brother.

Don't lose heart!

Where you going, cowboy?

Nowhere in particular.

No place in particular. I always wanted to go there.

Let's go!

and hate conquered.

our night became.