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You're going to think this is
personally directed, and it kind of is,
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but we no longer
offer cow's milk.
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- That's a joke, right?
- I wish I could say it was.
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- No, you don't.
- I do, honestly.
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I want to make you
as comfortable as possible here.
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And I know things like this
drive you crazy.
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- So who decided?
- The customers. Kind of.
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You're literally the only person
that doesn't have a problem of lactose.
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The milk goes off.
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Nobody has a problem with lactose.
It's not a problematic thing.
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A lot of people say
it makes them gassy.
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- Gas is a part of life.
- But it doesn't have to be.
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Just because you can stop something
doesn't mean you should.
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So gas is
an ethical issue for you.
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Not ethical.
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More political.
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Soon all the smells
of my childhood be gone.
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Gasoline, tobacco, meat, farts.
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It was character forming.
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But there's a huge environmental
issue with milk, too.
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I think a lot of coffee shops
will go our way in the end.
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The day the last coffee shop
in America stops serving milk,
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that's when you can take me
to one of those clinics in Oregon.
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And kill me.
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You have to be able
to kill yourself. That's the law.
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Even better.
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Really, you rather give yourself
a lethal injection
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than to try oat milk in coffee?
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Absolutely. Depending on when.
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Anyway, that's not gonna happen.
Big Dairy.
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You believe there's
such a thing as Big Dairy?
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It's not a belief. It's a fact.
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You guys can't just put the word
"big" in front of everything
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and make it sound sinister.
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You can't have Big Shaving Foam
or Big Mustard.
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I have friends that make
artisanal condiments.
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Believe me, there's a Big Mustard.
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Jesus Christ.
I'm gonna drink it black.
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Like Clint Eastwood,
but less sexually ambivalent.
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What are you doing?
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That guy, the one
with the beard, I know him.
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You know a gay man?
Scott, you have hidden depths.
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Here's the weird thing, though.
He's not actually gay.
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The guy who just gave
the other guy a French kiss
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is not gay?
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- I know, all right?
- What makes you so sure?
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I saw him put 20 bucks
in a stripper's thong.
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What?
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So you were
on some sordid night out?
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It was work. Took a bunch of suppliers
out to dinner.
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Went on somewhere.
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And that poor guy
had to pretend he was straight
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because he felt intimidated
by the rest of you.
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Nobody was intimidated.
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I didn't tell him he had to stuff
20 bucks down there.
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So you have two choices.
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He was either pretending
to be straight then,
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or he's pretending
to be gay now.
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Yeah, I see that.
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Bi?
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He'd have to be
a very enthusiastic bi.
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Why can't bi people
be enthusiastic?
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Is that a thing?
The unenthusiastic bi?
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I just mean he's out there.
That stripper's thong one day,
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kissing a man in public the next.
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That's what I would do if
I were bi, you know, go for it.
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- By the way, I'm not bi.
- No.
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I can't imagine you as a bi man.
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I suppose
I'm meant to be insulted.
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Lots of women would be happy
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they couldn't imagine
their husband being bi.
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Well, I think I'd have found
the infidelities easier.
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If they've been with a man.
I would've thought:
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"Well, yeah. I can't offer that."
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But there are very good synthetic
alternatives available.
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Apparently.
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That's not something
we need to explore.
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What are we going to get
out of these sessions?
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We're learning, don't you think?
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I learned that you're now a Quaker.
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You don't really live at home
even though we're married.
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So, there's that.
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- I think we're learning about...
- Don't say "ourselves".
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You weren't going to say
ourselves were you?
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What does that mean?
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Whoever learned
anything about themselves?
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And what is it? The only thing anyone
ever learned about themselves is,
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what foods they
like or don't like.
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You never had an oyster?
You try an oyster.
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You hate it.
You've learnt you hate oysters.
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That's it.
That's all you could learn.
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What have you
learned about yourself
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in the two sessions we had
with Steve and Cindy?
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- Well, I've learned that you...
- No, not me. You.
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What have you learned about
yourself with Steve and Cindy?
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Can we call them "Stindy"?
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I'd rather not.
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They're the one person anyway.
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What are you talking about?
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There's no guy in that couple.
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They've melted into this ball
of feminine intuition and insight.
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The only male in the room is me.
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- Boy...
- What?
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- Now we're getting into it.
- What are we getting into?
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Steven isn't a male because...
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What? Finish the sentence.
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I can't finish the sentence.
I think Steven is a male.
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Only you can finish the sentence.
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But you just stopped
at the word "because".
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Stopping at the word "because"
is a rhetorical device
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to encourage elaboration
of your initial point.
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How was I supposed to know that?
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You really thought I was going
to tell you why Steven isn't a guy?
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Yes, I was surprised,
but please,
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I thought we were going to be
on the same page for a minute.
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I'm never going to say
a guy is not a guy.
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Okay. I didn't know that about you.
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I'll put that on the list
with everything else.
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"Will never say
a guy's not a guy".
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It was all there,
if you wanted to look hard enough.
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Had I looked hard enough,
I'd have seen you are now a Quaker.
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Well, no, not that.
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But you could have noticed
I was heading that way...
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- Toward quaking?
- It's not quaking.
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How could I have noticed that?
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It was simply information
that was withheld from me.
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The details were withheld,
not the general drift.
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You overestimate my knowledge
of Christian subsects.
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I don't know how to spot
general drifts of that kind.
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The point is,
it's all on the surface.
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I'm not hiding things.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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How's Cabdi?
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He is so sweet and charming...
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This is my husband, Scott.
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Hi, Scott.
You must be so proud of him.
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I am. I'm bursting.
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I'm bursting for the restroom.
I'll see you in a moment.
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I mean, I can sort of see
what you mean about Steven.
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He's not a guy's guy.
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He's not the old Clint Eastwood,
for sure.
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Do you mind if we talk about
the person I've never heard of?
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Cabdi? Sure.
What do you want to know?
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Who is he?
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It's not what you think.
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- What do you think I think?
- That he's some kind of rival.
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I think if you were
sleeping with Cabdi
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your friend would not
expect me to be proud of him.
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Pride would be a weird thing
to feel and to expect.
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Yeah, right.
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- So...
- He's just someone I sponsor.
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Cabdi is an alcoholic?
You're an alcoholic?
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- No, I'm not that kind of sponsor.
- Well, what other kind is there?
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The kind who pays for things?
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You pay for things? What things?
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Well, clothes, computers,
that kind of stuff.
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Why?
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Because he wouldn't have them
if I didn't buy them.
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But why Cabdi?
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Where Cabdi? Who Cabdi?
When Cabdi?
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I was introduced to him
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by someone at the Friends
and impressed by him.
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He's 16, just arrived from Somalia.
He's had a terrible life.
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So you thought
I'm going to adopt him?
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In fact, we are gonna adopt him.
Me and you.
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You're overdramatizing.
He doesn't live with us.
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- Okay, but...
- Scott.
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I just had a thought
while I was in there.
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- Would you talk to my husband?
- Sure. About anything in particular?
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About the Cabdi thing.
I'd like us to get involved.
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You could take over if you want.
We don't want to be greedy.
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I think Cathy meant she would like
her and her husband
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to sponsor someone like Cabdi.
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I would love us to. And if I know
Doug, he'll want to know
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all the positives
and all the negatives.
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How much it's going to cost him.
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Are you sure
you don't know him already?
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Maybe you two
could come to dinner.
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No, we're not doing anything as
a couple anymore. We're splitting up.
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I'm so sorry to hear that.
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But it hasn't happened yet.
And we haven't decided for sure.
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Really? I can't keep up.
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We could still come to dinner.
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I don't think that's fair
on Doug and Cathy.
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Remember the last time you got drunk
and you tried to fight me?
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That didn't happen.
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- Let's stick a pin in it
- Yeah.
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You could have helped someone out.
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Divorce is divorce.
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You can't pick and choose
when we're together.
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Let's go!
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