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真是舒服呀，呢度好靜呀？
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以前好旺的，點解而家冇硒人？
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唔知呀
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你看多漂亮，我想過對面呀
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喂，你兩個在幹什麼？
這是我的地方
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你們跑來幹什麼？走不走你？！
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走啦
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小心點呀
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死啦
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老實說 我現在是外強中乾
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我所有資金，甚至畢生的積蓄
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都投資硒在這個渡假村上面
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翁Sir，我入紙申請旅遊發展牌
足足一年
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消防條例，衛生條例，
遊樂場安全條例
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我依到十足十，當然會掛萬漏一
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可能有少少唔合政府規格，
但系我一定改番好的
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我實在冇辦法再等落去啦，
一年啦，我仲未有牌咼
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Go卡呀日曬雨淋，全部散硒，
水塘干硒
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氣墊艇呢就扔下生繡了？
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酒樓呀，Disco呀，，嘔，，到發硒臭
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我本著為香港市民提供
廉價娛樂的目標
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投下畢生的精力心血，
換回來的系一盤爛帳
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搞到呢面臨破產，我為了什麼？
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去炒樓咪算囉，我而家真系蠢啊
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你點會蠢呀，據我所知
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你已經斟掂一個大陸財團，
收購你的渡假村啦
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照你當年買入的價錢同埋
而家賣番出去的價錢
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你賺的系天文數字咼
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翁Sir，你救救我，渡假村的
旅遊牌照一日出唔到
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大陸班財團一日都唔肯出錢收購
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俾息都俾到我攤攤腰呀
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劉生你有咁多地，
咁多生意都唔駛怕？
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我雖然系助理政務司，
都話得下事？
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最可惜就系那些環保份子好麻煩
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而且他們仲指明話你的
渡假村破壞環保添
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我最近捐了筆錢俾環保呀
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呢方面冇問題，只要翁Sir
大筆一揮，絕對冇問題？
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但系我支筆冇水咼
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冇問題咼，只要你批個牌俾我
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三十萬呢，濕濕碎啦，
一定搞掂俾你
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咁我下面支筆呢！
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講真啦，我好好奇呀，
都未試過明星
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NoProBLem，車系我一手捧出的？
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我說Yes，她絕不敢說NO，OK？
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好，既然你咁有誠意，
咁我即管試試幫幫你啦！
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咁就太好啦！
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聽日呢，我就去倫敦開會
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三日之後，我就去島度見你
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好，一於包在我身上？
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多謝翁Sir！
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阿芝呀，喂，阿芝呀，
你唔好行咁快啦
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你聽我講好唔好呀？
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我真系冇辦法先至咁的，
咁你都唔幫我一次
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翁Sir唔錯的，人又高大威猛，
又系政府官員咼
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既然你咁鍾意車，咪陪車上床囉
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阿芝，我應承你，只此一次
下不為例，咁得了吧？
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喂，唔好嫐啦，你會嫐壞個樣的
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你幫我呢一次，
渡假村順利出了牌之後
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我買粒大鑽石俾你？
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你知唔知呀
我炒股呀蝕了幾仟萬
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事情搞不定，我跳樓的
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講錢，我都幫你媼唔少生意啦
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你直情當我公廁咁，
邊個急就媼邊個
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喂，你咁的態度算什麼呀
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接幾部爛鬼戲，就當自己系大明星
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你記唔記得當年呀，
我在大陸點樣對你屋企人呀！
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我花幾多錢同你包裝整容
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我對你好你就唔記得，
淨系記得我的衰？
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你而家好巴閉啦
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我都跟了你咁耐啦，
什麼都還番硒俾你啦
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你仲想點咼
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你而家唔好同我講咁多，
我唔理你制唔制都好
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你都要做的啦，好好的，
打理下個身體
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等翁Sir在英國回來的時候，
好好地服侍車
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做乜呀，我同你講話做乜
唔睬我呀！
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話你兩句就扮硒魚蝦蟹，
重俾雷劈添，天收你呀
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大佬呀，唔關我事的，我系救車的
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大鑊
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為了唔浪費劉先生的寶貴時間
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我會扼要介紹本醫務所的優點
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唔駛講都知呀，劉先生咁精明
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我們系消費者委員會推薦
的三大整容醫務所
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不過唔講你唔知咼，
內部評分我們系最ToP？
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同類型手術，好似整鼻隆胸呀咁
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雖然同樣收費呀，
但系我有保養維修服務
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年費呢只系收全部費用的10%？
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仲可以分期付款添，
不過以劉先生的身家地位
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梗系唔需要啦，至於眼耳口鼻
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胸，腿，手指，腳指都可以買保險
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燕梳方面呢，我們免費代顧客安排
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而款式方面呢，全部都系歐洲，
瑞士同埋日本入口
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時裝最ToP就系法國意大利
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整容呢當然就系瑞士同埋日本啦
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我最大的優點呢，就系追得上潮流
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單方面為人客整鼻隆胸，
已經系落後的觀念啦
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我會為人客由頭整到落尾，
由前整到落後
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提供完整的Design，配合車的性格
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倉?造完美的面貌
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而且我系唔收Design費用添
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如果系咁樣我靠硒你了
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劉生，你睇版先啦，
之後我扼要解釋俾你聽
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劉生，呢個日本最新的產品
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系水劑，完全冇副作用的
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懷孕生仔，哺乳 能力一切正常，
軟淋淋
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至於整鼻哥下巴最新的手術呢
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系由口內牙肉開刀出去，
完全不留痕跡
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整鼻哥系由上牙肉開刀，
整下巴系由下牙肉開刀
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即日出院，雙眼皮，割眼袋，
容易到極啦！
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幾個字就搞掂硒！
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整容我都好熟行，
我女朋友整過好多次啦
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你睇睇車先啦
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好.
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除低面紗俾我睇？
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老老實實啦，車真繫好肉酸咼
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幾肉酸我都見過啦，
我唔驚的，你放心啦
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唔駛怕醜，我幫你手
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都仲繫好靚，以張小姐？
面貌呢，爛船都有三斤釘
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不過唔需要三斤啦，兩斤半就夠硒
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我可以幫車整到十全十美
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劉生，你唔系同我開玩笑嘛？
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呢個真系張小姐嗎？
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你唔認得車咩？
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認得下啦，不過攪成咁，
算小弟無能為力
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咁你又話兩斤半釘都得？
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本來就系的，
唔該你關番面紗先，唔該你
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關番面紗先啦
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醫生點呀，有冇得醫呀？
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你都唔系叫我整容，
叫我易容咼，唔得？
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我多多錢都俾得的，你唸唸車？
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得，你去媼司空摘星啦，
車的易容術出神入化的
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去邊度媼呀
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古龍的小說嘛，
陸小鳳的好朋友，千面神偷呀
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陳果大師呀
飲番杯陳年拔蘭地酒先
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唔該你幫幫忙，醫我女朋友啦
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呢只不適合我飲的，
試試我呢只陳年秘方大補酒吧
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試試啦，呢只酒呀，
浸了百幾年啦！
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試了一定會喜歡
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飲啦！
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正呀！
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飲啦，飲完之後呀，包你，，發發，，聲
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我呢個錦衣授魂術呢
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系我祖宗一二三四五六七八九十
年代傳俾我？
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系我一個人先至識的
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但系呢個秘方呢，系需要大量.
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錢唔系問題
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錢系第二個問題，
最緊要系媼個皮膚幼滑
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年青貌美的少女，
將車的青春轉嫁俾車
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講就容易咋咼，但邊度媼呢？
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重有呀，呢對波呢，
大又唔可以太大
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腿呢，幼又唔可以咁幼
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呢個就系問題啦，
不過唔系我問題咼
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系你的問題，
你呢就要抽點時間幫我
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媼一個我需要的人，帶車來呢度
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咁呢，我就可以保證恢復
番你女朋友原來的面貌啦
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小姐呀，你留低個電話呀
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唔該！
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阿嫂，番去先啦
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唔返呀
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阿嫂呀
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行開
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番去啦
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要番你咪自己番囉
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走開呀
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阿嫂你去邊度呀，阿嫂？
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唔關你的事呀，唔駛你理
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咁點同大佬講
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行啦
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衰男人，賤男人，
臭男人冇個有良心
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全部都系死鏟
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做什麼呀，你個四眼佬，
你敢有爾我
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你知唔知我系邊個，
我尖沙嘴霞姐你都敢有爾
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你信唔信我一分鐘之內
媼二百幾人來劈死你個死鏟
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王八蛋有爾手有爾腳
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放開我
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你摸我個波，唔俾錢想搏懵，
你個衰佬放開我
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做什麼呀，放手呀
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你信唔信我媼人來閹了你，放開我
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僕卜你個街
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望咩呀，未見過麻甩佬小便呀
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就算我唔殺車呀，
車遲早都橫屍街頭
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真系冇眼睇呀
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陰氣逼人
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等我來個壯陽抗陰先
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拿神鹽俾我！
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神鹽呀
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呢個島風水好差，
所以搞到你幾乎破產
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呢個接近港島的龍氣，
可以鎮住冤魂
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大師呀，車會唔會變殭屍的
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唔會，系驚車會屍變，
所以用倒轉乾坤葬屍法
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不過三日之內隨時會變厲鬼
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咁大師呀，咁點呀？
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腳底塊寶鏡會反射月光的陰氣
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車而家做鬼都唔靈呀
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將沙蓋住鹽，呢條屍剝硒皮
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最怕就系鹽的啦，我已經灑了神鹽
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而家有事的啦，呢三日
我會做法事超渡冤魂
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三日之後毀屍滅跡
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那時候，你就可以高枕無憂啦！
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大師，咁我信硒你了
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希望搞掂啦，如果唔系呀，
我跳樓都唔掂的
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洗錢就事小呀，
最緊要呢就系搞得妥妥當當
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你放心啦，包保你冇事的
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你做咩呀？
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大師，咁大整蠱呀
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咩整蠱呀，車剛剛做完法事
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吸收緊人皮錦衣的精華，
需要一段時間慢慢吸收
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人皮錦衣系至陰之物，
我話過要做三日法事
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一則超渡個冤魂，
二則消除車身上的冤氣
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而家掂車，或者口氣噴親車
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車身上的陰氣被陽氣一沖
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咁會點呀？
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玩完咯
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兩日唔上呢我就跳樓啦
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咁你放心，兩日之後車自然會醒
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疤痕自然會消失？
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過癮呀
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請師祖回宮
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多謝師祖
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好勁呀
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系咪想學呀，想學就拜師啦
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系呀
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十二，他們來做乜的？
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師父呀，我上次都講過的啦，
系我的Friend來的
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小妖同埋阿東，他們想拜
你為師呀，喂叫師父啦
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師父！
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咪住，你兩個話俾我聽
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你們學神功系為了什麼？
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鋤強扶弱！
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除暴安良！
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講真話！
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方便劈友
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劈人唔怕俾人劈囉
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唔系劈人，
就算你俾人劈都唔怕的啦
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請神呀，就等於練了金鐘罩的啦
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繫好過金鐘罩呀，
練金鐘罩要童子身的嘛
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你們可以唔溝女咩，重有呀
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十二，話俾他們聽，
學神功最緊要系乜？
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最緊要準時交學費嘛
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死的
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駛乜你講咼，
學神功呢最緊要系誠心誠意
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千萬唔好半途而廢呀
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約了班女呀，第日先拜師啦
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師父呀，第日擇好日子，
再來拜師呀
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我們走先啦！
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你唔記得我講過乜？
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誠心誠意嘛
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記得交學費呀
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我條女呀話媼了兩個
姐妹出來咼，夠Friend呀
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小妖那件呢就細細粒
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十二那件就老處，
高頭大馬，波大大？
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你知唔知呀，我綽號叫乜？
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我綽號叫，，情場罐頭刀，，
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死啦你，而家興易拉罐的，
開罐頭駛乜罐頭刀咼
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老死先話俾你聽，
你把刀，聽生繡都得啦
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玩我系嘛
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系咪約了十二同小妖呢！
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系呀，那晚落完D之後成日問長問短
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早知你吃硬車啦，
你鍾意十二嘛，系咪？
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一場姐妹，費事同你爭啦
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我蝕底點，就揀小妖啦
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呢次就系你勾失身的好機會啦
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失身！你講呀，我都唔記得幾時啦
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Wancy，乜你仲系老處咩？
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發達啦，戲真情假，多情善忘
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最緊要呢就系有性冇愛
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喂，仲有乜招數呀？
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最緊要HaPPy，不過就唔要BaBy
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膠袋你？，仔好懶
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他們不帶就不行啦
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不過今次一定要吊下車癮先啦，
大家要忍一忍啦
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如果唔系，我們就唔吃香的啦！
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好難頂的，，，High，，陣要忍幾耐先
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忍一晚
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你講呀
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喂，個鬍鬚仔眼超超咼
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喂搞掂未呀？
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好趕呀，走先啦，
駛唔駛我幫你避呀
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真系麻煩啦，行啦行啦，出去啦
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喂鬍鬚仔，睇咁耐仲未睇夠呀
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你恨到啦，鬍鬚仔
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食蕉啦！
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阿東，女呢，船都埋岸好耐啦
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系咪老點的？
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車敢點我，車唔驚我飛起車呀
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話飛邊個呀，唔系話我呀
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我的Friend，Wancy，Mueue
見過啦
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咁遲的你
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系咪咋型先，系咪走囉！
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還敢跟我來這套
不怕晚上我讓你叫救命
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你說叫就叫啦 我答應你了嗎
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又說自己是個大男人
原來是小男人
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好，我現在就叫你叫救命
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好呀，脫了褲子來啊
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?卜到你閂唔到水喉
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開船啦，走啦！
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喂，小妖呢袋你的，拿住
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死吧
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有冇搞錯呀，想謀殺咩？
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撞鬼你咩
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做乜你，扮硒款，，慚，，有型咁
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系呀，你估你們系，，Mark，，哥呀？
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唔系Mark哥，船頭尺
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你似周潤發？
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錯，唔系周潤發，
系周星馳個Friend周星星呀
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三位俏嬌娃，趁大家咁高興
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等小弟呢唱番只歌你聽
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唱乜歌呀，想唱沉只船咩
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我蝕底點，表演神打車睇？
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神打？你得唔得呀？
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咩唔得呀，在船就未試過
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等車表演澿神打摧童術俾你睇啦
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摧童？你吹牛咋
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唔信系咪，好，兩位師弟埋位
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系
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我們拜師祖先
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都冇香
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系囉，冇香點拜呀？
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我們唔駛香？
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我們心中有香，勝過千言與萬語
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想偷窺？
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師祖顯威靈
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死仔呀唔好弄爛我只船呀僕卜街
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師祖顯威靈
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占童！
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喂，咁玩法有冇事的？
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你們睇啦
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仲玩系嘛
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師祖回宮
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師祖回宮
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車占乩童上身，趕唔走呀
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我要大打東海龍皇
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老師祖回宮
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點呀，放低先啦
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最衰十二呀，成日攪攪震
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都叫你唔好玩的啦，
唔好再玩這些東西了
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00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:24,800
你估人家想的咩
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離譜，攪成車咁
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阿伯，你點呀？
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冇事
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多謝你呀，伯伯
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00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,671
後生仔，唔好同神打開玩笑呀，
好危險的
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我知系我唔好？
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00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:42,959
荒山野嶺，好多污糟的，
我比度符你旁身啦
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戴住車啦
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阿伯，你點呀？
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我同你戴啦
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真系多謝你呀，阿伯
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到啦
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快點啦.
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行快點啦
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等埋呀
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等一陣先
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多謝阿伯救命之恩.拜拜
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等埋我呀
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00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:30,519
阿娣，我們終於都番到啦，
我唔會再走
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00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,231
過來呀，打波啦，過來呀
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快點呀
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打波呀好啊
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00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:14,040
系唔系打波呀？
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打波呀
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乜個沙灘咁多波的？
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十二就好啦，Wancy索車個鼻
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00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:32,079
Wancy自己發姣之嘛，
上次已經喜歡十二啦
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咁你幾時索我個鼻呀？
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鬼索你個鼻呀
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點解你唔問我呀？
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你又幾時索我個鼻呀
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睇下點
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00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,799
打情罵俏咁話咼
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你做乜呀？
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做乜？，冇事呀，邊有事冇事呀
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你做乜？
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急尿呀
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急尿咪去後面囉
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你自己番去先啦
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你做乜呀，你怕醜呀，
你咪後面囉
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我又唔會裝你？
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好呀
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做乜呀？
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我整親只手呀，你仲唔快過來睇我
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點呀？
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你睇，流血啦
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痛唔痛呀？
384
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,272
唔駛驚冇事的
385
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:19,040
21，22，2324，成日咼
386
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:24,034
24小時仲未搞掂，，，及及，，先啦
387
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,754
小心踢爆
388
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,400
我已經話過做法事陣唔可以入房啦
389
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,600
好在落在本門守護降
390
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,760
大師呀，
你做了二十幾個鐘頭法事的喇
391
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,240
我約了高官交人的，大師呀
392
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:45,277
你救救我啦，我死人跳樓的喂
393
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,680
拮你.
394
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,717
子孫根，別亂插
395
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,991
喂.唔好玩啦
396
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,119
都話唔好玩囉
397
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,200
等我講故仔俾你聽，
你們知唔知道呀
398
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,240
呢個沙灘呀好猛鬼的
399
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,880
聽老人家講呢，呢個沙灘
400
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,640
以前系日本仔用來殺人的地方
401
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:21,720
那些日本仔，
用鐵線將人呢全部拍埋
402
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:23,240
排成一排排
403
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:25,080
咁用鐵線呢穿過他們身
404
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,400
監生等他們掙?匕到死為止咼，
成行成群
405
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:31,160
成個沙灘都系人，咁跟住呢
406
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:35,280
在十幾年前，有兩個人咼，
系一男一女？
407
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,669
咁他們在這裡露營咼，
就在而家呢個位置呀
408
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,640
咁車睡覺啦，睡到差唔多大約
三四點的時候
409
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,080
忽然之間，他們聽到些聲咼
410
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:46,840
咁他們拉開個帳篷啦
411
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:47,440
見到好多人在這裡呀
412
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:51,520
個個著住清裝的，
拿住燈籠行來行去
413
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,680
他們驚起上來，
即刻走去碼頭那邊啦
414
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,680
咁就撞到兩個水警咼，
點知行到埋去就唔見？
415
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,960
咁他們好驚啦，咁即刻走番轉頭啦
416
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,000
咁就走番去營幕那邊，
點知唔見硒人
417
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,600
咁他們見到衫，全部都濕硒？
418
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,520
咁於是呢咁就系咁扭啦
419
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,840
點知扭出來的不是咸水，系淡水
420
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,520
咁跟住呢又見到個女人咼，
繫個女鬼
421
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:17,160
咁呢只女鬼呢，車頭髮好長的
422
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,960
咁著住件白袍，又好長的咼
423
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,280
在這裡行來行去，行到去沙灘那邊
424
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:22,360
咁跟住呢，又行去後面
425
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:23,509
嘩，你睇？
426
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,997
死小妖，僕卜街玩我？
427
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,919
搞掂，發達咯
428
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,398
毒蛇纏呀，你兩個過來幫拖呀
429
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:44,758
噴她.
430
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,269
濕完了
431
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,880
唔玩啦
432
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,360
小妖成日扮鬼扮馬整蠱人，你睇？
433
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:57,399
咪囉，整到週身笠笠，
你睇而家點算啦
434
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:01,120
我夠搞到笠笠囉，
夠唔夠，，poP，，一齊裸泳？
435
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,800
驚乜，裸泳咪裸泳囉
436
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,392
你講的，去啦
437
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,033
喂玩呀，又話裸泳
438
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,520
要除衫呀，催催貢
439
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,556
系呀
440
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,798
喂，除衫啦除衫啦，快啦
441
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:28,436
正呀
442
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,840
睇啦，睇硒啦
443
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,720
媼笨，蝕底硒添呀
444
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:35,280
著番衫先啦
445
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,669
俾班死仔搞到成身笠笠，衰人
446
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,795
喂，你們去邊度呀？
447
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,960
媼淡水沖涼囉，
唔通真系同你們裸泳呀
448
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,349
上面有鬼的咼，你唔驚呀
449
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,355
下面夠有鬼囉，有你三隻咸濕鬼呀
450
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,960
冇東西玩啦
451
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,632
走啦
452
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,560
上面咁恐怖，系咪真系有鬼的
453
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:07,240
咪咁細膽啦，好驚呀
454
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,468
等我們幫你啦
455
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:09,360
唔駛驚咼
456
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:13,120
做乜摸我欏柚呀，放手呀
457
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,519
我幫手托你上去嘛
458
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,760
你隙住我條底褲啦
459
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,200
你個欏柚咁重呀，托極都唔上？
460
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,317
欏柚翹起，唔摸唔俾面呀，上去啦
461
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:23,638
夠硒彈力
462
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,238
搞掂
463
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,240
聽住呀，你們三隻咸濕鬼
唔好再跟住來呀
464
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:31,960
喂，唔系咼，上面真系有鬼的
465
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,518
好猛鬼的！
466
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,240
聽講女人底褲真系治邪的
467
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:38,117
治你老母呀
468
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:40,800
一於上去嚇車
469
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:41,600
好呀
470
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,880
喂，上去呀，好呀
471
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:44,598
呢便呀
472
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:46,360
系咪真系要除的
473
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,669
除啦，寧可信其有，不可信其無
474
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:50,560
除就除啦
475
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,120
快點啦
476
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,840
邊度的，好驚呀
477
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,240
好聲呀
478
00:40:58,240 --> 00:40:59,389
好恐怖呀呢度
479
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,278
究竟是邊？
480
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,280
喂，上去先媼啦
481
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,920
等埋我呀
482
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,520
喂，有個水井在這裡咼
483
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:09,400
系咼
484
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,440
不過有冇水的？
485
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,240
丟個桶落去咪知
486
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:12,520
小心？
487
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:13,669
得啦
488
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:16,840
有水
489
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:17,560
好啊
490
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,551
好啊，唔使醃咸雞啦
491
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:24,918
咁重，幾多水咼個井
492
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:32,958
靜靜，行啦
493
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:37,160
喂，Micelle，得未呀？
494
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:37,478
來啦
495
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,677
喂，放我出來.
496
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,269
你班僕卜街，裝我們沖涼
497
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,520
Micelle，快澿水，快澿啦！
498
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,192
水啦
499
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,711
你做乜？，放我出？
500
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,236
系呀！抵你有今日，未死過
501
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,796
放我出來啦
502
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:09,799
唔好再淋啦
503
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,677
淋死你？
504
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,400
大師，你在這裡做什麼？
505
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:37,480
數錢囉
506
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,675
這時候仲數銀紙
507
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,916
食早餐先啦
508
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,840
一日三餐，最緊要就系早餐，
來啦，一齊食啦
509
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:57,795
唔駛客氣啦
510
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,920
這些老鼠剛剛地牢捉番，
即殺即炸，好新鮮的
511
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,360
我而家食龍肉都冇用啦，
阿芝點呀，冇時間啦
512
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,557
我下晝約了人
513
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,440
有時間，醒了啦，你自己落去睇
514
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,079
系
515
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,638
剛剛好
516
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:49,354
喂，老頭，我媼蒙你好耐啦
517
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,433
點呀，間屋賣唔賣呀？
518
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,880
喂，我有個好大的旅遊計劃進行
519
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,791
而家你咁樣阻住個地球轉
520
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:04,400
喂，當我俾面你啦，
你到底要幾多錢先肯賣
521
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,039
我唔等錢駛
522
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:12,120
喂.我而家俾到一千蚊你咼，
你仲唔滿足
523
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:13,520
你唔理我嘛，到時我節斷
硒你的水電
524
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,360
周圍圍硒牆，睇你點樣生活
525
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:20,876
到時你呃我，我都唔比你的
526
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,280
你有病呀？
527
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:25,440
你講咩呀？
528
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:29,080
你六神無主，印堂發黑
529
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:33,720
如果唔系有病，就一定系
煞星纏身，你小心點
530
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:37,000
喂，老鬼，你咒我，
到時四面圍硒牆呀
531
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,834
你唔慌唔煞星纏身呀
532
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,270
翁Sir，歡迎.
533
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,438
Cheers
-Cheers
534
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,952
食吧.
535
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:40,270
Sorry，我有個長途電話要打
536
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,793
好好地服侍人，乖乖地
537
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:56,469
我們飲杯
538
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,552
我次次玩女人都唔使錢，
自動有人送上門的
539
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:16,960
喂.今晚咩環境，禽晚
我已經吊了他們成晚癮
540
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,880
仲使講，今晚梗系自由發揮啦
541
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,000
早就知你姣婆守唔到寡
542
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,672
彼此.
543
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:24,710
食得未呀！
544
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:26,471
點呀，十二食得未呀！
545
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,400
墨魚丸好正的，你睇？
546
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,789
好香呀，仲有香腸
547
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:32,840
燒靚點咼
548
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:34,478
淨系識得燒腸仔你
549
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:36,154
唔准燒呀.
550
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:37,400
做咩呀！
551
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:40,073
我幾時至可以?卜的
552
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,949
得，弄得我開心，咪比你?卜囉
553
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,560
系囉，弄人先至有的?卜
554
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:45,520
小妖講古仔比我聽呀
555
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,040
成日講話你都唔聽
556
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:47,880
講古仔我們聽啦
557
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:48,720
大眾福利嘛
558
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:49,760
講啦.
559
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,080
好啦，聽住呀！
560
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,880
從前呢，有個好靚的女人
561
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:58,000
身材好惹火的咼，魔鬼身材，
天使面孑刀
562
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,040
但系男人同車做完呢，就冇了下便
563
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,520
點解呢，跟住有兩兄弟，
個細佬話比阿哥聽
564
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:07,800
有個好靚的女人，
同車做完就冇了下便
565
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:11,200
個阿哥唔信，好今晚一於試試先
566
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,440
到了第二朝，個細佬問阿哥
567
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,640
阿哥.仲系咪度呀？
568
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,680
車阿哥唔出聲，個細佬覺得奇怪
569
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,560
再追問阿哥
570
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,080
阿哥.仲系咪度呀？
571
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,880
終於呢，車知道點解阿哥唔答車
572
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:28,793
原來車阿哥，冇了舌頭呀嘛
573
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,640
你做乜？
574
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:33,791
熟啦，趁熱食啦
575
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,800
我講古仔你食條腸
576
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,109
好彩唔系我那條
577
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,720
咁賤，打到你冇得用呀！
578
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:43,080
救命.
579
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,753
唔好打呀，我今晚仲要用個咼
580
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,110
Michelle放我.
581
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,600
從前呢，就有兩隻跳蚤
582
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:32,160
一隻跳蚤呢住在女人的上便
583
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:33,149
一隻呢，就住在下便
584
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,876
咁有一日呢兩隻出來散步，
在肚臍窿相遇
585
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:41,240
咁下便那只呢就問上便那只啦
586
00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:42,275
喂，你上便點呀？
587
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:46,360
幾好呀，不過就凍了少少，
你呢，你下便點呀？
588
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:47,880
幾好呀，不過就爠？少少
589
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,960
不如咁啦，我們今晚掉轉來睡，
好唔好
590
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,240
好.
591
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:57,080
跟住呢，過了一晚之後，
第二朝早在肚臍窿度見面咼
592
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,400
喂，你上便睡成點呀？
593
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:04,280
冇呀，唔知點解，
突然間有東西拍下拍下
594
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,360
好似見到我咁咼
595
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,720
車仲系咁拍，系咁拍，
避遲點呀都比車拍死呀
596
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:10,360
喂，你下便睡成點呀？
597
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:14,160
我仲大鑊呀，突然間有條大蛇
598
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:17,072
爬了進來，系咁追.追住我呀！
599
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,229
還吐口水呀
600
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:22,717
什麼是吐口水呀？
601
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:24,591
什麼是吐口水呀？
602
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:29,357
吐口水都唔識，等我試比你睇啦
603
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:32,800
你好衰的，整蠱我，唔睬你呀
604
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,153
我去吐口水先啦
605
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:37,076
咪走呀！
606
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:38,836
唔好跟住呀，唔睬你呀
607
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,591
我們過那邊呀
608
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:22,960
喂，你有冇帶避彈衣呀？
609
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,359
我從來都唔用個咼
610
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,118
早知你系咁的啦
611
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,157
唔系呀
612
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:38,839
做咩呀，有冇搞錯呀咁都跌得
613
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:39,880
仲有冇士啤呀？
614
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,040
冇呀
615
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,720
去洗囉
616
00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:43,800
用咸水呀
617
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,791
唔系點呀
618
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,235
快點啦，等緊你的
619
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,435
得啦.
620
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,638
除埋條褲至得的
621
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:57,920
喂得未呀，咁耐？
622
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:58,989
得啦，我急到賴呀
623
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:02,114
得啦.
624
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,080
喂，你估他們去哪邊呢？
625
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,480
仲駛問？，梗系去了吐口水啦
626
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,790
你估我嗎？對住你眼光光
627
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,000
小妖頭先講的故仔好核突呀
628
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:27,278
唔系吧，睇你頭先眼定定，
聽到入硒神咼
629
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,360
喂，女仔唔食煙，未必唔系處女
630
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,400
女仔食煙，一定唔系處女
631
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,400
都冇科學根據的
632
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,152
咁你系唔系處女？
633
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:40,749
有冇攪錯呀，乞人憎到死，
唔睬你呀
634
00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:44,800
睇你走去邊
635
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:46,680
仲走
636
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,159
好衰的
637
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,200
乜你咁衰的，將舌頭伸進來？
638
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:58,872
咁先至好玩嘛
639
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,033
十二呀，你點呀？
640
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,311
十二.
641
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:54,196
十二呀.你唔好玩啦
642
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:07,193
十二呀你做咩溝呀，
唔好嚇我呀，唔好再玩啦
643
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:22,080
十二呀請車走啦，請車走快點啦
644
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:26,119
十二唔好玩啦，十二
645
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:33,193
十二呀.唔好啦
646
00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:37,550
阿東，小妖，救命呀
647
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,400
小妖
648
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:50,196
你做咩呀？
649
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:51,040
咩事呀？
650
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,678
快點起身啦，救命呀，
十二癲了呀！
651
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:54,270
點會咁的？
652
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:54,560
我唔知呀，快去救車，他快死啦！
653
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,200
我得張席咋，等我拿番些衫先啦
654
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:58,679
快點啦，小妖，十二車癲？
655
00:55:58,880 --> 00:55:59,630
快點救車呀！
656
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:04,075
你真系冇鬼用的
657
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,713
而家先至整親
658
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:08,240
激死人啦
659
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:10,160
救命呀，十二有事，快點救車呀
660
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:13,391
喂，十二有事，去睇車啦，行啦
661
00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:25,680
十二，你點呀？
662
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,200
快點幫手
663
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:29,349
捉實車呀
664
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:31,360
十二
665
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:32,793
十二呀
666
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:35,758
十二你做乜呀？
667
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:45,320
你去邊度呀？
668
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:46,673
快點走呀
669
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,080
好大力呀
670
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,230
十二.你唔好咁呀
671
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:56,320
冇計
672
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:57,833
媼石頭?卜車啦
673
00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:02,240
唔好呀.你唔好?卜車，
你會?卜死車的
674
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:03,400
點呀！
675
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,868
快點念過第二個辦法啦
676
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,320
放低?日石先啦
677
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:08,320
你念唔念到呀？
678
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:09,912
唔好嘈呀，?匕起車先啦
679
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:12,311
快點啦
680
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,309
放邊呀？
681
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,355
唔好問咁多，
拖埋棵樹度?匕住車先啦
682
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:35,319
捉住車呀！
683
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:46,160
十二，你點呀，十二，你冇事嘛
684
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,355
十二，你點呀？
685
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:53,280
做咩，做咩咁的，咩事呢？
686
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,160
那便呀
687
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:58,550
Wancy你點呀.冇事呀嘛？
688
00:57:59,000 --> 00:57:59,720
仲講乜廢話，念計啦
689
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,792
你們嘈小陣得唔得的，
而家點算呀.
690
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:06,160
那便有間大屋的，我們扶車埋去
691
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:07,593
好，快
692
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:22,759
快啦
693
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,560
磨.磨車兩下
694
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:47,076
撬.定
695
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:53,270
鄧.
696
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,320
西.
697
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:59,480
頂.
698
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:00,913
兩腳一伸
699
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:12,269
我也不能搞定，你能？
700
01:00:11,060 --> 01:00:13,858
飲番杯，塊地卒之攪掂，Cheer
701
01:00:18,580 --> 01:00:21,340
冇問題.我會盡快帶買家
上來寫字樓
702
01:00:21,340 --> 01:00:25,340
你知啦，大陸人下來了好
快上番去的嘛
703
01:00:25,340 --> 01:00:28,218
你在寫字樓攪掂份合約，
咁就掂啦嘛
704
01:00:32,060 --> 01:00:36,417
這些見到面先再傾啦，好唔好，拜拜
705
01:00:37,940 --> 01:00:41,380
一千五百萬
706
01:00:41,380 --> 01:00:44,053
呢次有得救囉
707
01:01:06,380 --> 01:01:07,859
何方妖孽？
708
01:01:11,180 --> 01:01:15,460
你知唔知我系邊個，
我尖沙嘴霞姐，你都敢有爾我
709
01:01:15,460 --> 01:01:19,294
信唔信我一分鐘之內，
媼二百幾條靚，劈死你呀
710
01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:26,735
咁快攪掂的
711
01:02:27,420 --> 01:02:28,780
你同車練下膊頭，椊下腳指
712
01:02:28,780 --> 01:02:31,248
?卜多兩鑊嘛，咁唔長進
713
01:02:32,620 --> 01:02:35,660
你知唔知我系邊個，
我尖沙嘴霞姐
714
01:02:35,660 --> 01:02:35,900
點解咁熟的
715
01:02:35,900 --> 01:02:37,500
你都敢有爾，信唔信我一分鐘之內
716
01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:38,580
媼二百幾條靚劈死你
717
01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:41,890
女鬼呀，鬼呀.
718
01:02:47,220 --> 01:02:49,370
翁Sir
719
01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:55,857
鬼呀.唔好拉腳呀，救命呀
720
01:02:57,300 --> 01:03:00,895
我斷啦.我只腳斷啦
721
01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:05,620
比番塊皮我
722
01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:07,420
皮，我冇呀
723
01:03:07,420 --> 01:03:08,780
仲話冇
724
01:03:08,780 --> 01:03:11,658
有.咁十皮得唔得？
725
01:03:12,340 --> 01:03:14,900
唔關我事的，我靜繫帶你來呢度咋
726
01:03:14,900 --> 01:03:18,140
其他的車同法師攪的咋
727
01:03:18,140 --> 01:03:20,335
你仲講大話
728
01:03:21,500 --> 01:03:23,695
我冇呀，我出去當天發誓都得
729
01:03:24,740 --> 01:03:26,700
救命呀.
730
01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:31,330
鬼呀，有鬼呀
731
01:03:31,780 --> 01:03:33,771
睇你走得去邊
732
01:03:34,180 --> 01:03:35,898
鬼呀.
733
01:03:40,420 --> 01:03:43,617
痛死我，我只腳冇咯
734
01:03:44,060 --> 01:03:44,540
小心澿呀
735
01:03:44,540 --> 01:03:46,337
快點.
736
01:03:46,540 --> 01:03:48,451
扶車去棵樹那邊
737
01:03:50,180 --> 01:03:50,260
放低車先
738
01:03:50,260 --> 01:03:51,852
Wancy點呀？
739
01:03:53,180 --> 01:03:54,295
有冇藥油呀？
740
01:03:54,420 --> 01:03:55,700
車醒啦
741
01:03:55,700 --> 01:03:58,214
媼塊布?匕住車先啦，快點啦
742
01:03:59,020 --> 01:04:00,897
咁論盡，等我來啦
743
01:04:02,220 --> 01:04:03,700
好痛呀
744
01:04:03,700 --> 01:04:04,140
Wancy你冇事嘛？
745
01:04:04,140 --> 01:04:04,936
車包成個史泰龍咁呀
746
01:04:05,180 --> 01:04:06,460
呢個時候你仲玩
747
01:04:06,460 --> 01:04:07,688
對唔住呀
748
01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:10,531
有人來咼
749
01:04:14,020 --> 01:04:15,373
乜人來呢？
750
01:04:18,260 --> 01:04:20,216
喂，先生。 。 。
751
01:04:20,420 --> 01:04:22,660
我朋友撞親個頭呀，
想借電話打電話報警呀
752
01:04:22,660 --> 01:04:25,618
先生，邊度有電話，乜十問九唔應
753
01:04:25,980 --> 01:04:26,730
你聾定啞呀？
754
01:04:27,740 --> 01:04:28,460
喂，電話在那裡呀？
755
01:04:28,460 --> 01:04:29,779
那邊呀
756
01:05:12,020 --> 01:05:18,209
細路，你咁鍾意多管閒事，
我陣間至同你算賬
757
01:05:46,740 --> 01:05:56,297
救命呀，有鬼呀，救命呀.鬼呀.
758
01:05:59,060 --> 01:06:00,778
媽呀
759
01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:12,140
阿姐，唔關我事的，你唔好殺我
760
01:06:12,140 --> 01:06:15,020
我唔知個馬拉法師攪乜鬼，
我仲以為錦衣授魂術呢
761
01:06:15,020 --> 01:06:18,380
系借你的青春，還番比你的
762
01:06:18,380 --> 01:06:22,020
系我不對，系我唔著，
但系如果你殺了我呢
763
01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:25,460
邊個燒金銀衣紙，
汽車洋樓番狗比你呢？
764
01:06:25,460 --> 01:06:28,380
你放過我啦，我一定燒
硒成副身家比你
765
01:06:28,380 --> 01:06:31,133
等你做鬼都風風光光，
唔好攪我.
766
01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:35,140
喂，起身先至講啦
767
01:06:35,140 --> 01:06:36,540
你唔應承我，我唔起身
768
01:06:36,540 --> 01:06:37,655
起身啦
769
01:06:38,740 --> 01:06:39,855
乜原來系你呀？
770
01:06:40,940 --> 01:06:44,660
你早點講比我聽呀，
等我個心都跌了出來
771
01:06:44,660 --> 01:06:48,500
仲要我跪你，拜你，
你想玩我呀，你玩我唔起的
772
01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:49,500
到底咩事呀？
773
01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:53,539
冇事，唔關你事，你多管閒事，
呢度冇你的事
774
01:06:59,620 --> 01:07:08,176
多行不義必自斃，
多行夜路必撞鬼，夜啦睡啦
775
01:07:13,940 --> 01:07:15,851
唔系啦
776
01:07:16,940 --> 01:07:21,140
喂，開門呀.我同你玩的咋
777
01:07:21,140 --> 01:07:25,260
阿伯，過門都是客，
比我進來飲杯茶，食個飽都得闊
778
01:07:25,260 --> 01:07:27,649
開門呀，阿伯，唔系冇你的事
779
01:07:29,460 --> 01:07:30,779
呢度呀
780
01:07:31,900 --> 01:07:35,140
又系你呀，被你嚇鬼死我呀
781
01:07:35,140 --> 01:07:37,290
你縊我嘛
782
01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:39,220
原來你系師傅來的，救救我呀
783
01:07:39,220 --> 01:07:40,020
班細路而家在哪邊？
784
01:07:40,020 --> 01:07:40,850
在那邊呀
785
01:07:41,060 --> 01:07:42,732
去看看
786
01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:44,290
師父呀
787
01:07:44,700 --> 01:07:47,498
我搞唔掂的，你去啦，
我同你看屋啦
788
01:08:29,100 --> 01:08:32,058
鬼啊！
789
01:08:36,380 --> 01:08:38,620
小妖
790
01:08:38,620 --> 01:08:41,134
東
791
01:08:45,300 --> 01:08:48,019
十二
792
01:08:54,300 --> 01:09:01,570
你們在哪呀，Wancy，Lowell？
793
01:09:02,580 --> 01:09:03,580
點呀？
794
01:09:03,580 --> 01:09:04,490
呢邊呀
795
01:09:06,780 --> 01:09:06,940
碼頭咁夜冇船啦
796
01:09:06,940 --> 01:09:09,020
咁點算呀？
797
01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:10,692
冇船啦
798
01:09:10,940 --> 01:09:13,454
你走鬼咁鬼快，
Michelle都唔見了啦
799
01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:14,730
我們番轉頭媼車啦
800
01:09:34,380 --> 01:09:35,893
走吧，去邊呀？
801
01:09:37,620 --> 01:09:38,848
好啦，而家媼到件，我們出碼頭啦
802
01:09:39,100 --> 01:09:41,489
你有冇搞錯呀，咁我們點呀？
803
01:09:41,660 --> 01:09:42,570
咁點呢？
804
01:09:42,620 --> 01:09:44,500
媼埋他們啦
805
01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:45,216
媼埋兩件好走啦
806
01:10:02,020 --> 01:10:05,251
十二，你點呀？
807
01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:07,100
死了？
808
01:10:07,100 --> 01:10:08,374
我們走啦
809
01:10:08,700 --> 01:10:10,179
未得住呀，Wancy呢？
810
01:10:10,460 --> 01:10:11,210
你唔系同車一齊的咩？
811
01:10:11,460 --> 01:10:12,529
唔系呀，快點媼車啦
812
01:10:12,740 --> 01:10:13,456
走啦，你唔走我走啦
813
01:10:13,660 --> 01:10:14,297
媼齊人先啦
814
01:10:14,980 --> 01:10:17,860
師傅呀，我而家拮拮下，
幫到你都幫唔到我啦
815
01:10:17,860 --> 01:10:22,695
不如.我就唔.使去啦
816
01:11:30,140 --> 01:11:32,051
鬼呀.
817
01:11:38,860 --> 01:11:43,570
救命呀，有鬼呀.
818
01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:50,740
大師呀，我真系幫唔到你，
盞越幫越忙
819
01:11:50,740 --> 01:11:53,540
唔好呀.
820
01:11:53,540 --> 01:11:56,780
我又肥，又論盡
821
01:11:56,780 --> 01:11:59,380
救命呀，有鬼呀
822
01:11:59,380 --> 01:12:00,699
好啦，系咁先，我走啦
823
01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:01,611
救命呀
824
01:12:17,540 --> 01:12:19,980
你媼齊班細路去個亭度等我，
唔好走開呀
825
01:12:19,980 --> 01:12:22,016
你點呀？
826
01:12:50,460 --> 01:12:54,420
死老鬼，你咁鍾意多管閒事嘛
827
01:12:54,420 --> 01:12:56,854
好，我就同你玩？
828
01:13:29,980 --> 01:13:36,294
死老鬼，我一定唔會放過你的
829
01:13:47,460 --> 01:13:51,340
老伯.點呀？
830
01:13:51,340 --> 01:13:52,534
你系咪俾隻鬼打傷呀？
831
01:13:53,580 --> 01:13:55,935
唔好講咁多，過那邊抖下
832
01:13:57,540 --> 01:13:58,940
點呀，呢度坐呀
833
01:13:58,940 --> 01:14:00,300
點呀，你真系冇事嘛？
834
01:14:00,300 --> 01:14:01,779
師父，你媼到只女鬼未呀？
835
01:14:02,420 --> 01:14:04,411
你快點講比我聽，
你點樣惹到車番？
836
01:14:04,740 --> 01:14:07,260
有個南洋巫師，
用錦衣授魂術幫個女仔換皮
837
01:14:07,260 --> 01:14:07,976
咪整死了車咯
838
01:14:08,740 --> 01:14:11,413
邪教巫術，只可以用鹽來對付
839
01:14:11,700 --> 01:14:12,900
咁我們即刻搭船出去媼，好唔好？
840
01:14:12,900 --> 01:14:14,540
你，，屎眼，，生上腦的？
841
01:14:14,540 --> 01:14:15,973
咁冇鹽點算呀，我們今次咪死梗
842
01:14:17,460 --> 01:14:17,937
有咸味的咁就得的啦
843
01:14:20,740 --> 01:14:21,889
快點去啦.
844
01:14:23,100 --> 01:14:24,294
小心呀
845
01:14:25,140 --> 01:14:25,856
我陪呀
846
01:14:29,340 --> 01:14:30,136
喂，那邊有廚房呀
847
01:14:31,100 --> 01:14:34,060
周圍媼下啦
848
01:14:34,060 --> 01:14:35,180
媼咸的東西，記住呀
849
01:14:35,180 --> 01:14:36,010
知啦
850
01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:40,380
我媼到咸菜乾，得唔得？
851
01:14:40,380 --> 01:14:42,300
我媼到咸酸菜
852
01:14:42,300 --> 01:14:44,260
我媼到成樽豉油
853
01:14:44,260 --> 01:14:45,932
我媼到成甕鹽，發達啦
854
01:14:47,100 --> 01:14:50,297
喂，我媼到美極，仲唔醃死個女鬼
855
01:14:51,780 --> 01:14:52,132
睇下仲有冇？
856
01:14:54,700 --> 01:14:57,460
好啦，差唔多啦，我們走
857
01:14:57,460 --> 01:14:58,256
走，快點啦
858
01:14:58,460 --> 01:15:00,098
龍虎豹
859
01:15:00,460 --> 01:15:01,580
咸書都系咸咼
860
01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:02,137
快點呀
861
01:15:03,460 --> 01:15:04,260
阿伯
862
01:15:04,260 --> 01:15:05,056
好多呀
863
01:15:06,740 --> 01:15:08,970
夠硒咸啦，跟住系邊種好呀
864
01:15:12,380 --> 01:15:13,980
唔系叫我系嘛？
865
01:15:13,980 --> 01:15:16,860
呢件事由你引起的，應該由你去
866
01:15:16,860 --> 01:15:21,297
師父呀，我又跛又細膽，唔得咼
867
01:15:21,620 --> 01:15:22,580
唔去得唔得呀？
868
01:15:22,580 --> 01:15:24,855
唔去，唔去打到你去
869
01:15:26,860 --> 01:15:30,136
唔好打呀.
870
01:15:32,260 --> 01:15:35,340
你避得一時唔避得一世，
你唔引車出來
871
01:15:35,340 --> 01:15:37,570
我冇辦法捉到車咼，
你知唔知道？
872
01:15:38,300 --> 01:15:40,450
我而家真繫好驚呀
873
01:15:40,740 --> 01:15:44,300
你唔駛驚，呢道符可以保護到你？
874
01:15:44,300 --> 01:15:48,896
我跛的嘛，我見到車我都
追唔到車啦，系唔系呀？
875
01:15:49,140 --> 01:15:50,095
咁我而家點呀？
876
01:15:50,340 --> 01:15:53,660
呢條紅繩綁住你，你見到女鬼陣呢
877
01:15:53,660 --> 01:15:55,776
你就拉三下，咁我就會出來救你啦
878
01:15:56,140 --> 01:15:57,539
我點見到車呀？
879
01:15:59,860 --> 01:16:03,700
呢個測鬼追蹤器，
會帶你去媼車出來
880
01:16:03,700 --> 01:16:04,450
測鬼呀？
881
01:16:04,700 --> 01:16:06,460
去啦，快？呀
882
01:16:06,460 --> 01:16:07,420
掂唔掂的？
883
01:16:07,420 --> 01:16:08,020
掂的啦
884
01:16:08,020 --> 01:16:11,171
仲唔去，小心點呀
885
01:16:14,380 --> 01:16:16,500
大師呀，你睇住我呀
886
01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:17,540
得啦，行啦
887
01:16:17,540 --> 01:16:18,575
去啦
888
01:16:24,540 --> 01:16:26,212
我拉三下就來救我啦
889
01:17:04,460 --> 01:17:05,449
救命呀
890
01:17:11,300 --> 01:17:14,019
掙點俾你嚇到線
891
01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:56,253
來呀
892
01:17:56,540 --> 01:17:58,496
來呀
893
01:18:17,180 --> 01:18:18,613
來呀，有符唔驚你的
894
01:18:43,460 --> 01:18:45,098
隻鬼來啦
895
01:18:46,220 --> 01:18:47,500
見到只女鬼邊個淋先呀？
896
01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:49,730
是但啦，執生呀
897
01:18:50,460 --> 01:18:52,291
快點快點
898
01:18:56,700 --> 01:18:59,339
條繩剪斷了，梗系走佬了啦
899
01:19:00,060 --> 01:19:02,130
條繩咸味好重，應該是上面咼
900
01:19:02,300 --> 01:19:03,449
我們上去媼
901
01:19:10,620 --> 01:19:11,894
兩條路咼，咁點呀？
902
01:19:12,660 --> 01:19:13,934
三個男仔行呢便啦
903
01:19:14,540 --> 01:19:15,540
老伯呀，我陪你
904
01:19:15,540 --> 01:19:16,211
跟我來
905
01:19:29,380 --> 01:19:30,620
你去邊度呀？
906
01:19:30,620 --> 01:19:34,295
睇你個死樣呀，驚到面都白硒
907
01:19:35,660 --> 01:19:38,780
你做咩呀，仲玩，線的
908
01:19:38,780 --> 01:19:40,452
去媼阿伯
909
01:19:43,900 --> 01:19:49,540
喂，阿伯呀，我們在那裡啊
910
01:19:49,540 --> 01:19:52,657
快上來啦，媼到四眼佬啦
911
01:19:52,700 --> 01:19:53,974
他在這裡，上來啦
912
01:19:58,460 --> 01:19:59,900
我們媼到車啦，原來車作弄我們
913
01:19:59,900 --> 01:20:02,573
小心呀，車系鬼，媼東西潑車啦
914
01:20:07,500 --> 01:20:10,139
車系鬼上身，他們唔夠打的，
我們上去幫車？
915
01:20:10,540 --> 01:20:11,734
開唔倒蓋呀
916
01:20:26,020 --> 01:20:28,375
走呀.救命呀.
917
01:20:34,340 --> 01:20:38,219
十二呀，快拉住藤呀，我扯你上？
918
01:20:40,460 --> 01:20:41,017
阿東呀
919
01:20:42,140 --> 01:20:45,416
快來救我呀！
920
01:21:01,860 --> 01:21:04,169
咸書，問你驚未！
921
01:21:12,020 --> 01:21:13,373
潑車
922
01:21:16,380 --> 01:21:17,893
快點潑車啦
923
01:21:32,140 --> 01:21:33,778
幫拖
924
01:21:34,460 --> 01:21:35,688
放手呀.
925
01:21:37,380 --> 01:21:39,689
衰人，你快點放手呀
926
01:21:43,580 --> 01:21:44,296
我們去沙灘
927
01:21:46,460 --> 01:21:46,940
救命呀
928
01:21:46,940 --> 01:21:49,135
救咩命呀，到地啦，嚇傻了咩
929
01:21:51,260 --> 01:21:53,455
快點啦，快點呀
930
01:21:57,340 --> 01:21:58,932
老伯，你點呀，跳啦
931
01:22:01,060 --> 01:22:03,574
咁高，點跳呀，喂，等埋我們呀
932
01:22:04,300 --> 01:22:06,140
快點跳啦，跳啦，追到了啦
933
01:22:06,140 --> 01:22:08,654
捉住車啦
934
01:22:10,460 --> 01:22:11,973
跳啦
935
01:22:13,780 --> 01:22:14,417
咪走呀
936
01:22:16,300 --> 01:22:17,176
快點.
937
01:22:19,540 --> 01:22:20,420
等埋我呀
938
01:22:20,420 --> 01:22:21,978
走快點啦
939
01:22:26,020 --> 01:22:28,580
去找咸水
940
01:22:48,940 --> 01:22:52,340
喂，快點啦，我頂唔順濕啦
941
01:22:52,340 --> 01:22:52,620
快點
942
01:22:52,620 --> 01:22:53,380
漏Q硒添
943
01:22:53,380 --> 01:22:55,260
快點啦，除條褲啦
944
01:22:55,260 --> 01:22:57,330
你條紅色褲嘛，拿來兜水？
945
01:22:57,580 --> 01:22:57,853
喂，他們除褲，我們除乜呀？
946
01:22:59,100 --> 01:23:00,294
除胸圍啦
947
01:23:00,900 --> 01:23:02,780
拿.
948
01:23:02,780 --> 01:23:04,259
拿水？
949
01:23:06,460 --> 01:23:07,290
又漏啦
950
01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:07,940
走先啦，走先啦
951
01:23:07,940 --> 01:23:10,215
漏硒啦
952
01:23:12,060 --> 01:23:13,209
小心點呀
953
01:23:15,220 --> 01:23:18,060
小心行呀，漏硒啦
954
01:23:18,060 --> 01:23:20,369
含多啖水添
955
01:23:20,980 --> 01:23:23,255
咪住咪住，我又含啖先
956
01:23:43,740 --> 01:23:46,254
快點呀，快點呀
957
01:23:49,700 --> 01:23:51,260
僕卜你個家鏟，
快點念過第二個辦法啦！
958
01:23:51,260 --> 01:23:53,490
快點呀
959
01:23:55,340 --> 01:23:58,935
快點啦，你學咩人講點呀，
漏硒啦！
960
01:24:01,940 --> 01:24:03,771
快點
961
01:24:06,460 --> 01:24:06,892
乜你咁鬼蠢濕
962
01:24:10,180 --> 01:24:11,579
快點呀
963
01:24:12,340 --> 01:24:14,012
來緊
964
01:24:18,100 --> 01:24:21,490
快點，潑車，潑車呀
965
01:24:22,940 --> 01:24:26,455
幫手，幫手拉呀
966
01:24:31,540 --> 01:24:33,258
快點唔好衰呀
967
01:24:34,700 --> 01:24:36,691
來啦，得啦
968
01:24:39,540 --> 01:24:40,859
我媼到個泵呀，潛下去
969
01:24:43,460 --> 01:24:44,780
快點幫忙
970
01:24:44,780 --> 01:24:45,690
那個泵俾我
971
01:24:46,460 --> 01:24:48,132
那條喉呢
972
01:24:49,940 --> 01:24:50,577
我行去前面呀
973
01:24:51,380 --> 01:24:52,495
我們去
974
01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:02,260
唔夠長呀，長點添呀
975
01:25:02,260 --> 01:25:02,620
行去前面度啦
976
01:25:02,620 --> 01:25:03,496
收到
977
01:25:04,220 --> 01:25:06,017
點呀？
978
01:25:06,860 --> 01:25:08,740
再行前澿
979
01:25:08,740 --> 01:25:10,696
仲未夠長呀，快點啦，放長點啦
980
01:25:11,220 --> 01:25:12,289
得啦
981
01:25:13,380 --> 01:25:14,972
盡硒的啦
982
01:25:18,540 --> 01:25:20,178
盡硒啦
983
01:25:21,460 --> 01:25:23,451
拉埋點添呀
984
01:25:30,860 --> 01:25:33,215
冇水啦
985
01:25:33,460 --> 01:25:35,212
唔掂啦，抽唔到水呀
986
01:25:37,060 --> 01:25:39,460
去帶過條長點的水喉來呀
987
01:25:39,460 --> 01:25:40,017
快點，拿水喉來啦
988
01:25:42,260 --> 01:25:44,615
你頂住先，拉實車
989
01:26:01,740 --> 01:26:03,700
長喉來啦，點呀？
990
01:26:03,700 --> 01:26:04,655
行出點
991
01:26:14,660 --> 01:26:17,015
老豆，我就來頂唔順啦，整?日鐵呀
992
01:26:19,220 --> 01:26:22,018
快點呀，老豆呀
993
01:26:24,620 --> 01:26:25,609
快點呀
994
01:26:28,660 --> 01:26:33,176
射車
995
01:26:50,260 --> 01:26:54,173
點呀？
996
01:27:05,260 --> 01:27:11,290
射死車.
997
01:27:34,700 --> 01:27:37,260
條屍葬在邊度呀？
998
01:27:37,460 --> 01:27:38,688
你知唔知呀？
999
01:27:39,500 --> 01:27:40,740
阿伯，我知道在邊度呀
1000
01:27:40,740 --> 01:27:41,540
在邊呀？
1001
01:27:41,540 --> 01:27:42,575
那便呀
1002
01:27:43,580 --> 01:27:44,729
你們繼續頂住條屍呀
1003
01:27:48,260 --> 01:27:49,978
系呢度呀
1004
01:27:53,660 --> 01:27:55,616
青竹葬？
1005
01:28:20,460 --> 01:28:21,020
冇事啦，車醒番啦
1006
01:28:21,020 --> 01:28:23,454
車醒啦，扶車起身先啦
1007
01:28:23,940 --> 01:28:26,300
車塊面明明系爛的，點解冇事了
1008
01:28:26,300 --> 01:28:28,180
車鬼上身先會咁的，
而家破了錦衣授魂術
1009
01:28:28,180 --> 01:28:30,420
車冇事啦
1010
01:28:30,420 --> 01:28:31,580
咁而家點做好呀？
1011
01:28:31,580 --> 01:28:31,900
而家送車返去我屋企度先
1012
01:28:31,900 --> 01:28:34,289
行啦
1013
01:28:35,180 --> 01:28:35,930
小心點呀
1014
01:28:39,620 --> 01:28:41,258
阿光，你做乜呀？
1015
01:28:43,260 --> 01:28:44,700
大師，車做乜呀？
1016
01:28:44,700 --> 01:28:47,620
車不過系驚慌過度，
我們扶車番去先啦
1017
01:28:47,620 --> 01:28:50,260
好呀！起身啦
1018
01:28:50,260 --> 01:28:51,693
做咩呀？
1019
01:28:52,380 --> 01:28:54,336
行啦！
1020
01:28:56,260 --> 01:28:59,100
細路，下次再來離島的時候
1021
01:28:59,100 --> 01:29:01,940
唔好再攪神攪鬼啦，
對你們冇益的
1022
01:29:01,940 --> 01:29:03,700
番去俾心機讀書啦
1023
01:29:03,700 --> 01:29:08,140
如果有時間，咁你們約埋
一齊來探望我啦咼
1024
01:29:08,140 --> 01:29:09,580
知唔知我屋企在邊度呀？
1025
01:29:09,580 --> 01:29:11,700
知道
1026
01:29:11,700 --> 01:29:12,100
好啦，再見啦
1027
01:29:12,100 --> 01:29:12,850
我們走啦
1028
01:29:13,660 --> 01:29:14,331
拜拜，老伯
1029
01:29:15,740 --> 01:29:17,571
好聲呀
1030
01:29:18,900 --> 01:29:24,100
拜拜.
1031
01:29:24,100 --> 01:29:25,460
你保重啦
1032
01:29:25,460 --> 01:29:27,340
我們會來探你的
1033
01:29:27,340 --> 01:29:30,571
拜拜.
1034
01:29:58,340 --> 01:30:01,013
站在這裡，唔好有爾呀
1035
01:30:05,140 --> 01:30:06,420
快點食
1036
01:30:06,420 --> 01:30:11,619
這些是泥，唔食得的，唔好食啦
1037
01:30:13,900 --> 01:30:17,415
行啦
1038
01:30:17,860 --> 01:30:20,613
這裡
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