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[phone ringing]

- You've made a lot of progress

these last few months.

Alice, are you listening?

- I haven't seen that here before.

It wasn't here last week.

- That's true. It's new.

What do you think of it?

- Looks like a picture of hell.

- Interesting.

It's titled "Utopia."

- Well, it sucks.

- Alice, I'd like to try a new activity with you today.

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

Breathe.

- [breathing heavily]

- The phone isn't on.

It's just plastic. No insides.

It can't hurt you.

If we're gonna have you enter the world out there again,

you're going to have to get comfortable seeing these.

I'm gonna slowly... push it towards you.

- [breathing unsteadily] No.

[screams]

You fucking idiot. Now he can track us.

Byron Gogol wants... - Alice.

- To control you! - Alice...

- He wants to control everybody!

And he can do it!

He's got the technology to do it.

Please! I'm fucking--

[intense music]

♪ ♪

- I'm gonna get changed and check on my dad.

- Can you just wait one second?

I have someone bringing something up for you.

There he is now.

- Bruce.

- Yes, Mrs. Gogol?

- How long have you worked for Byron?

- 16 years, Mrs. Gogol.

- And so do you-- do you know

anything about a woman that he brought in here

before me?

- Thank you, Bruce.

- What's that?

- It's your mother, Hazel.

I am--sorry, no. I sh--I should have said

it's dynamic reconfigured recordings of your mother.

Before you spoke at the hearing,

I didn't realize how much pain you were still carrying

due to her loss.

I wish I'd met her.

- What do you mean, recordings of my--

of my--of my mother?

- There was ten years of recorded calls

from when your mom was

a customer service representative at CAL Premium.

It was a huge data set.

Enough that our AI engineers were able to

create a program that predicts

optimized real-time responses

based on your mother's communications.

It's not perfect, but she--

she definitely was a talker.

[eerie music]

The accuracy rate is about 84%.

- What?

- You can speak with your mother again.

I'll just give you two some--some space.

♪ ♪

[phone ringing]

♪ ♪

- [sighs] Hello?

- Hazel? Is that you?

It's Mom.

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

- [giggling]

Oh. Byron.

♪ ♪

- Dr. Hau.

- [sighs] Welcome home.

- Delete the copy of Hazel's consciousness

from the Hub cloud immediately.

- Delete?

I don't understand. Why?

- Um, well, Hazel is starting to trust me,

and I don't want to compromise that.

Thank you. - Oh, I see.

Because you copied her consciousness

without her consent?

[tense music]

- It was more of an insurance policy,

but I now see the error of my ways.

Delete it.

- Very well.

I just need you to log yourself in

so you can make the deletion.

I don't have the authority.

- Of course, yes.

[clears throat]

♪ ♪

- For what it's worth,

you don't need to worry about Hazel figuring out

what you did.

- Yeah? And why is that?

- Because I already know.

- [grunts]

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- What's wrong, hunny-bunny?

Something's not right.

I can hear it in your voice.

- All I said was...hello.

- Well, I know your "hello."

What's going on? Talk to me.

[soft music]

Do you want to tell me what you had for lunch?

- I forgot what you sounded like.

[laughs tearfully]

- Well, it's good to hear your voice too.

And now we can talk whenever you want.

- [sniffles] - How's Daddy?

Is he still acting like a grumpy dumpling?

- [laughs]

I forgot that you called him that.

- [chuckles]

- Um, he's good.

Uh, he's--he's still Dad.

He, um...

he got a little weirder.

- [chuckles]

- [laughs]

- I can't wait to hear all about it.

♪ ♪

- Yeah, I should go, um, check on him actually...

Mom. [laughs]

- Okay, hon.

Oh, and Hazel...

- Yeah?

- Would you be willing to answer

some brief survey questions

regarding your call today?

[discordant music]

♪ ♪

- [gasps]

- Byron?

We did it. We made it out.

- Is this the real world?

- Yes.

You're in your body.

[triumphant music]

♪ ♪

[both laughing]

♪ ♪

Oh, Byron!

I get to touch you.

This is what I wanted.

- [sighs]

- Feels so good.

- You feel so good.

♪ ♪

- [moaning]

No, wait, wait. Wait.

- What? - Not yet.

Let's wait till I'm in my real body.

- Okay.

- I want our first time to be perfect.

[giggles]

- Jasper?

- Gotta go.

- How are you today?

- I'm great, thanks.

- It's just that by this point

in your acclimation to the Hub,

you and I should be a lot more...bonded?

- Uh-huh. Okay.

Well, we're cool, right?

Yeah, I feel pretty--pretty-- pretty close here.

- Let's do something together.

We could play cards.

Or do you like to dance?

I'm a very good dancer. I could teach you.

[discordant salsa music]

♪ ♪

[distorted swing music]

[electronic music]

- Okay, um, yeah, and we'll do that,

but next time, okay?

I'll see you later.

- [sighs]

[discordant music]

♪ ♪

- Fucking dead end. How did this happen?

- Well, either Hazel turned on us

or Byron found the tracker.

- [mumbles mockingly]

It was a fucking rhetorical question.

- Sorry, bro.

- No, I'm sorry.

I'm stressed. I fucked up.

I might have fucked up.

No, I-I-I fucked up in D.C.

I-I was drinking.

- Oh, no.

Hanky Panky make another fucking joke?

- To Hazel about sleeping with Agent Robinson--Jasper.

- Loose lips sink ships, man.

- I know. I fucking know that, okay?

Now, how do we get Jasper out now?

- Well, at least he doesn't have a wife and kids.

- So what, it doesn't matter if he dies?

That is--that's--what?

What is that look?

What, did you shit your pants again?

- Sir, you need to come see this.

- So he doesn't have a wife and kids.

We can kill him. - Fuck.

- I didn't do it. [indistinct shouting]

Well, I'm innocent. I'm innocent.

Where are you taking me? I didn't do it. I didn't do it.

- I wonder if they were a couple.

[dramatic musical sting]

- You want to be buried like that with me someday?

[quirky electronic music]

♪ ♪

- If we're going to see

where the underwater tunnels go,

you should know something. - Okay.

- We'll be swimming to places I haven't explored before.

It's uncharted territory, even for me.

I can't guarantee your safety.

- Yeah, but if you think Fiffany's in here,

we should try to find her, right?

- Why are you willing to risk your life

for someone you haven't met?

- 'Cause maybe I want to meet the woman who made you so cool.

- Hmm. Good answer, Jasper.

- Aren't you trying to stay away from the feds?

This doesn't seem like the best place to be.

- Is that a body?

- Oh, my God. Let me see it. Let me see.

- Excuse you, Hannibal Lecter.

You are way too excited about a corpse.

- It's covered with a tarp. I can't even see it.

This is the worst vacation ever.

- This is not a vacation.

Damn it.

I was hoping we could see who lives in the Benson farm

and get some clues. - Shit.

- We can't go anywhere near that place now.

- So we rolled all this way for nothing?

- Nope. We go to Plan B.

Back when Byron Gogol was just Montana's

good ol' Greg Benson, he had a wife.

She still lives here.

Come on. - Okay.

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

[gasps]

Dad, when-- when did you find out?

What are you doing here? Is something wrong?

- Do what you gotta do.

- It'll be much easier if you don't fight this.

- What? Dad, what did she--

- You're not my daughter. - What?

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- Are you okay, Dad?

- Yeah.

- I'll be right back. I'm gonna get the gurney.

You stay here?

- Yeah. Yeah.

[thoughtful music]

♪ ♪

Hello?

- My God, Herbert? Is that you?

♪ ♪

- Feeling better?

- To be honest, no.

- Oh.

Being honest now. That's cute. I like that.

- Do you have something to say, Lyle?

- Well, if I'm being honest, then yes.

I do have something to say.

- Where did you get that?

- I poured my heart out to you in here.

I told you everything about myself.

At the very least, you could have mentioned

that you have a kid.

- I don't.

- Oh, come on, Fiff.

I know the pictures are real.

I found a bunch of my own too.

Come on, this is not a Bennet photoshop job.

He's not that good. - No.

That's not me. [thunder rumbles]

That's my twin sister, Bessica.

[thunder rumbles]

[doorbell rings]

You expecting anybody?

- No.

[peaceful music playing]

Thank you. - You're welcome.

Bessica, get out of the rain.

Come in, come in.

[baby cooing]

[baby whimpers]

- [sobs] I can't do this alone.

- Darling, isn't it time you told the father?

[baby cries]

- Ignacio, that's your son.

- What?

- You weren't gonna give him a baby,

and I wanted one.

[baby cooing]

We slept together several times last year.

- What?

- Is this true?

- Of course not.

- The kitchen floor.

The office desk.

Right here where we're standing now.

- I didn't know, Fiffany.

I thought she was you, I swear.

[Zelda barks]

- Hmm. You did know.

Zelda always barks at Bessica.

[Zelda barking]

- Fiffany...

Fiffany, don't go!

[Zelda growling]

- Fiff! Fiff!

- The rain in here is my fault.

That's my trigger.

The rain reminds me of the night

that I lost the two most important people

in my life.

I left Washington the next day

and, uh, never went back.

- Damn, Fiff, that is brutal.

You didn't deserve that.

- After that night, I decided to focus

my research wholly on communicating with animals.

They're they only ones who you can trust.

I resolved never to trust another human being again.

Till you.

I've never had a friend like you, Lyle.

I mean, fuck, you even gave me

your shoes to wear when we first got here.

I love you.

- I love you too, Fiffy. [both laugh]

Hey.

I'm a tight hugger.

You're gonna have to get used to it.

- [chuckles]

- Hey, when you said you loved me,

you didn't mean, like--

- No.

Jesus.

Don't ruin a good moment.

- That's, uh-- that's my specialty.

- Oh. [sniffs]

- All right, level with me: did you tell boss man

about my fuckup with Princess Gogol?

- Oh, Jesus, no.

How can you even ask me that, man?

We're homeys.

- We're homeys, man. We are homeys.

- Yeah.

- I think this is the end of the line for us, homey.

We fucked Jasper.

We f... [sighs]

We gotta figure out our second act.

We gotta figure out what we're gonna do.

- My mom could always use extra people

at her nail salon. - I love feet.

[tense music]

- [sighs] Sit.

[exhales heavily]

There's no easy way to say this.

- [sighs]

- You're both getting promoted.

Those two bodies you found up there in Montana

turned out to be linked to a huge cold case.

Some very rich and powerful people are involved.

You guys are heroes.

[both chuckle]

- Thank you, sir.

So does this mean we get offices now

or do we still have to be out in the bullpen?

- [laughs] Right?

So what--what about the Gogol case?

And--and Jasper?

- A problem for tomorrow.

Ah, shit. Tomorrow's Saturday.

A problem for next week.

Today, we celebrate. Gail?

all: ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪

♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪

♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪

♪ Which nobody can deny ♪

[upbeat music]

- What is this place?

♪ ♪

- Yo, this a mental hospital.

- Hmm. Well, maybe she works here.

Or is a patient.

Well, either way, we about to find out.

- Uh, you can't just drop in.

My cousin was in a place like this

and I had to fill out a bunch of paperwork

and take a drug test just to visit.

- Hmm.

Well, how's security in there?

- I don't know. I never passed the drug test.

Come on, this is mad boring.

I used up all my Ritalin

to drive your ass to Montana.

You owe me something fun.

- How about a quick trip to the costume shop?

Let's go. - What?

♪ ♪

[birds chirping]

- [gasps]

- Hi, Hazel.

- It worked. - It did.

- [gasps]

[gasps]

- We're home now.

[Lava La Rue's "Magpie"]

[sensual electronic music]

- ♪ Why can't you just sit right next to me? ♪

♪ Break it down, then take my misery ♪

♪ Hand in hand, we'll soon see victory ♪

♪ While Babylon hit us with all the trickery ♪

♪ My heart, my soul can't take no more injury ♪

♪ And actions speak louder than those apologies ♪

[quirky upbeat music]

- [laughing] Ooh!

Mm!

I look fine as hell in this suit.

- I really like that little square

on your throat.

It's sexy.

- Oh, yeah?

Maybe tonight,

I could help you confess your sins.

- Shh.

You two stop being horny

and let's hurry up.

- Excuse me?

- Oh, hi.

Uh, we are here to give Communion.

- Oh, well, Father O'Malley's normal the one

who gives Communion to the patients.

- Yeah, we got it from him.

He's, like, our supplier.

- The body-ody-ody of Christ!

- Okay, but let me just give him a call real quick,

just to double-check this. - Oh, okay.

But if he doesn't answer, he's in a police interview.

[clears throat]

- What? - Oh.

Oh, you didn't hear? Oh, very upsetting.

But Father O'Malley has had some prior indiscretions

come to light.

- Oh.

[both laughing and cheering]

- I'm swimming!

- She's swimming! Whoo-hoo!

- Water feels so good.

- Bennett! Hey, come over here,

you red-headed stallion.

- Bennett!

- Sir, you're both unclothed.

- You can get naked too. It feels good.

- Or you can sit on the edge of the pool

like someone who hates fun.

[both laugh] - Funny.

[chuckling]

- Bennett.

[upbeat playing music]

♪ ♪

How's it going, Bennett?

- Um, well, Mrs. G,

media requests are pouring in for you

after your congressional performance.

So I guess I wasn't alone in thinking it was superb.

- No, I meant, how are you?

- You've never asked me that before.

- I'm good. - I'm glad to hear that.

Well, I have to go say hi to my dad.

- Oh.

[gasps]

[gasps]

- Keep him good company, okay?

Thank you.

- Bye!

- Bye.

- You know what's great, Bennett?

- Um, I particularly like the smell

of a fresh Gogol phone

when you take the thin plastic film off of it.

- [laughs] You're so funny.

No, what--what I was-- what I was gonna say

was that even though you work for me,

I genuinely enjoy spending time with you.

- I feel the same way.

- [laughing] Yeah.

How about you and me go make some sandwiches.

Yeah.

- Herbert?

- [breathing heavily]

- I can hear you breathing on the phone.

- Is it you?

- Yeah. It's me.

I mean...

[soft music]

No, you're stupid.

♪ ♪

Everything's gonna be okay now.

[indistinct chatter]

- Damn, that girl looks just like Hazel.

- You two get lost. Let me do my thing.

God bless you, child.

How are you doing today?

Alice, my name is Judiff.

I know who you are.

I know that you were once married to Greg Benson

and that he hurt you.

- You want to play dominoes?

- Oh, sure.

So, uh,

are you in here because of Byron?

Did he put you in here? - No.

I put myself in here.

It was the only place I can be free from him.

Far away from the Hub.

- So you've been to the Hub?

Can you tell me where it is?

- Why would you ever want to go there?

- Alice, my friend Herb's in trouble.

I think he's trapped in there along with his daughter, Hazel.

- Hallelujah! - Oh!

- You are saved. Um, praise him.

- Mm-mm.

Do you know who she is?

- That looks like me.

- Yeah, that's his wife.

His latest wife.

- He can be quite charming, you know?

Until you realize that he just wants

to control you like his little pet.

He's sick.

- He put a chip in her head

and has been watching her every move.

- Sounds like I got off easy.

- Yeah.

- I can't help you. - What?

- With Byron Gogol, you'll never win.

- No, no, I'm not trying to win.

I just want to help my friends.

Don't you wish someone had helped you?

- I'm--I'm delusional.

You're mistaken about me. I've never met Byron Gogol.

So...

- Well, that was a waste of days and miles.

- Not a waste.

This hot priest alter ego really suits me.

I want to keep going.

- Okay, then. Let's go home,

crack open the files, and research other angles.

- Can we stop at the World's Largest Peanut statue

on the way?

- No. - Mm-mm, no.

- Joke's on you, dumbasses. I'm driving.

- ♪ Big things come and they run away ♪

♪ Take it as it comes, there's no time to waste ♪

♪ Big things come and they run away ♪

♪ Take it as it comes, as it comes ♪

♪ Big things come and they run away ♪

♪ Take it as it comes, there's no time to waste ♪

♪ Big things come and they run away ♪

♪ Take it as it comes ♪

- Okay, showtime.

What do we got for tonight?

- "Invasion of the Body Snatchers."

- Really?

You don't think it's a little, uh, too soon?

- [laughs] Come on.

It'll be funny.

- Okay.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- [gasps]

[gasps, yelps]

- [screams] - [laughs]

Come on, I told you it was a bad idea.

Huh? You're not even watching now.

- No, no. You mustn't go near him.

- Look, I'm watching.

- [chuckles]

- I love this.

- Yeah.

- [whimpers] - What happened back there?

- Um, I'm glad you're back, Hazel.

I was so worried.

- Me too.

- Don't scare me like that again.

- I won't. Everything's gonna be okay now.

I'm home.

[chaotic jazz music]

♪ ♪