Original subtitles

how you do that girl you don't fuck it up for me

I'll get my hair done miss

I ain't mean to mess up your hair

but blue sold me a bad damn TV

what's a fucking baller see

I'm trying to get my head on because you know

I got date tonight who you got there with

Clyde Clyde

why are you going outside

he's stupid

Clyde got a big dick so don't worry about it

yeah but that's I thought you was a virgin

I'm a virgin

I've been a virgin for 5 years matter of fact

I'm trying to get my golden pussy so I can retire

just come on help me get this BB fit yeah yeah

where the fuck you get this cart from

I think it's working all right yeah

okay you run over my corn

I put my foot up your ass you see how good it works

I told you to get that pedicure

it's pedicure bitch you is a

we don't care we

don't care we don't

care

nice girl you slide twenty

I don't miss the sober with the talk show the consoles

you got sorry ass

hurry up so I can go finish getting my head up

it's gonna look real pretty when it's finished bitch

it look pretty right now keep pushing

damn

if it ain't the ghetto twin ugly

hey y'all get the hell out of here we close

well I would got my hair

finished

if you wouldn't pay me to be 9 1 1 time I help me

help me I can't get my money back

here there and there

we'll notify you than 40 minutes

if your credit has been approved okay okay

who's there it's just nasty mouth

calling her sister bad mouth bessy

thank good customers well why she curse like that

them girls are victims of a cussing household

everything is motherfucker this

motherfucker that and that's when in church Jesus

Jesus Jesus pray for him I will oh hell no no

my ass looks like

somebody better give us back our motherfucking money

and you gonna get your motherfucking ass whooped

that's right

somebody gonna get their motherfucking ass whooped blue

how you gonna sell us this sad ass TV

what's up here you fine monkey bitches why

get out my bitch be gone

spray and spray you bitch be gone bitch be gone

but I tell you what if you can talk to your sister

and give me some of that ass

maybe I'll give you a couple of dollars

you ain't never gonna get none of this shit

all I need is five pumps matter of fact

give me four

I wouldn't even need that fifth front of all

who you calling little punk bitch motherfucker

I got stretch marks bigger than you anyway

your grandma's a bitch

your breath smell like shit in there

looking like Wesley when he did Toung Fu

I'm be passionate 56 all up in your ass

you don't give us our money back

that's not the name of the movie bit

you got dumb little short 2 inch bitch

you talk about my height of your dick

you should know about nigga with my dick out

and put it up your ass

man business dog man

can't you see

I'm trying to run a business around your dog

fuck this ugly bitch business bitch

what's up caller babe fuck you bubbles

I want my motherfucking money back now

you know all seals are final baby

but I hate to have a dissatisfied customer

since I'm sweet on you don't fall for that shit

I'mma tell you what I'm gonna do

don't fall for that shit bitch

take this regular motherfucker to 120 second street

to our repair shop tell him you want a black honey

and they gonna fix it for you

how we gonna carry this shit back to hundred

22nd Street black

put it on your back then is Robin

hold on hold on man

customer service baby

customer service my ass damn

don't trip baby put on my personal account

you heard me make sure she don't hurt that thing

while y'all going over there here

I'll let you later here bro

hey fuck the four pumps

just give me two pumps that are garage

hold on hold on

blue man

you ain't gonna never get no coochie like that man

fuck that man

why you send them over there to our repair shop man

everybody know I got damn policy no refund

scared Mr man I'm gonna fuck before you

how come he's such a Mac

and you ain't got no game at all though

you know what man

forget about anyone start that shit no more

why you looking at me like that though

use a punk ass mother leave it alone

I what you gonna make me whoop your ass here

I'mma tell you something dog

you run your mouth too much

you learn to control your mouth

you make a fuck both of them

I don't wanna fuck both of them

I fuck color

but that bessy looking bald head ugly bitch

I wouldn't fuck her and goddamn if I was on Parole

yeah right

I wouldn't fucking public and catch you bitch bite

like late night by dog household

I tear that ass up

that's what I do ugly nappy here fucker

give a shout out to default

excuse me

I'm looking for the 9,000 building on Mr Goldstein

all the numbers seem to be missing around here

and it's in a gold mine and a ghetto

shit just like original Denny

I want to be no

I can say no in a lot of different ways French no

we oh Spanish L no baby talk black people hell no

this is 9,000 building right here

who you looking for Mr Goldstein that's me baby

I'm Mr Goldstein

your Mr Goldstein would you stand there

you thought I was Sammy a whoopie or somebody

oh no

no you never seen a black Mr Goldstein

out of my goddamn way

so you have missed the ride

no I'm sorry

listen

look

just just sign this

I'm sorry I got lost you know

um yeah

if my boss found out I would be big

I'm not gonna let you both find

it happens all the time I mean

kids be changing the numbers on the oh

thank you thank you very much

what the fuck are you doing man

oh is that

is that Mr Ginsburg now that's my little brother

Leroy Goldsteen Goldsteen

what the fuck is going on here

all right thank you

where do you want it where do you want him sir

let me get you something to show you

oh hell no

oh thank you

Mr Gold yeah

right you got it

go check on the business man

nobody won't shit

man see if somebody stealing the subway

wait right here sir

put it right there Alrighty

don't trip I'm gonna handle this area

son gave all that money to money back

thank you sir

all right Mr Rogers

hurry up get out of here

them gangbangs around here

oh my you might get jacked

you better hurry up back to Mayberry

and you know

they still mad about that Rodney King thing too

why the fuck you buy all these boxes

you homeless

cause I got the hook up the hook up the hook up baby

let's open them up

and I'm gonna show you what's in there

haha alright alright

hello hello

wait a man got these goddamn things on your work

you don't even know what

say hello to the first wireless sailor phone

CEO in the hood we can hook everybody up baby

forget about how the fuck

we gonna get these things hooked up man

little brother little brother got chip baby

we gonna get paid

blue ain't got to be no more hustling no more baby

well shit now we'll go find you know what

I think he over at the church

plan is respect to barrel here

well

I guess we're going to pay our respects too all right

then let's go okay let's put these in the car uh black

we ain't got a car oh I forgot

let's go put them in the shop after we get finished

liking these baby

we don't have phone calls in a little bit

damn it don't look like somebody's in here

cause black wouldn't see me if there was somebody

a bit of sickness listen hello

hello

hello

hello you got a motherfucking customer out here

open to the public young lady black sent me here

he told me to tell you to fix this TV

and put it on his personal account black shit

look at this pretty black chocolate cookie here

all that pretty ham gold on top of your eyes

and gold lips on you look at you Nubian goddess

Miss Benjiel sound like no TV repair man to me

well I was working in the back on some TV here

one right here we're gonna TV right here see

I heard about you man

fucking all the young girls in the neighborhood

you need to get old hold like myself

a bitch that can suck your dick

and make biscuits from scratch

you Johnson baking powder

yeah that ain't the only thing that make rise

Mr jams what

what you gonna fix the TV

yeah I can tell what's wrong with the TV

I can tell from here what's wrong with it

you need a tube

a tube a tube

simple tube

we're going back right now and check out some tubes

I got some tubes I want you to check out that

come on baby

yeah 2 fix the TV

fix the TV fix the TV for you

and you coming back right away right away

it doesn't sound like you fix the TV Mr ma'am

Miss ma'am it don't sound like you get no tube

bessy what you eating

fine I'm going to go take care of this shit

hmm hmm hmm

hmm

what y'all looking at huh

old barrel head

finally got him

ah

what's up little brother

what's up black

surprised to see you here

didn't know about here was one of your favorite people

guess you wouldn't know me

like you should sup blue chilling

blessed are they that mourn for they shall be comfort

here you go fuck with me

that's what all the meat you know he ain't crazy

they shall inherit beer

blessed all the pizza makers crazy

checking up in a Looney phone

they shall be called children adult is crazy and oh

how we need peacemakers in this world today

I wish you Jack me coon

he gonna be a dead or whacking motherfucker

that the government don't have to give another shit

will will

will man will will feel about a cow my man like that

as I look about the congregation

I notice we have some people here

commonly referred to as gang bangles

I have a few words for you

everybody turning around

oh shit it's that old bitch Miss Rose

she swallowed as barrel head ever died before she did

she spit this coffee

as a kid Bear Head did some terrible things once

broke in the house stole all the appliances

pissed on a porch and shit in the house

damn what he had diarrhea man

check this out on his ass

Miss Rose say nothing

you should check this out little brother

you still had in my chips a the phone hooker

no no

no trip dog I'm just asking

you know and I know that's what this is about

I'm black man I'm always about business

I'm talking big bucks no whammies

no women in that case is my car

I'm glad they got you barrelhead

you big headed son of a bitch

no you didn't

no no

no no fighting

the mob will strike you down

I'm gonna get you I'm here to get

you

I used to be a fighter

man that boy bear here with a trip

what that fool die from anyway

that fool choked on a dry box of cornflakes

I bet he was like a commercial huh

what commercial got milk

bro get your scary ass off man

I was just playing

time to go take care of the software fool

know what I'm talking about

I know what you talking about baby

what you what you talking about

what you talking about man

no not there there haha

what the fuck is this what Lorraine

this black baby black my baby

where have you been been waiting for your phone call

six months nigga

be real I mean

let me use the phone this girl just paid me man

9 1 1 who's that with you

sounds like blue that ain't nobody

that's some some man waiting trying to get the phone

oh you're such

you're still my baby when am I gonna see you again

that's what I'm calling you about 12:30 tomorrow

let's do lunch wherever you want tell I wanna go to

I'm hungry I'm hungry

you need to eat hungry

the Japanese restaurant by the lake

I'll be there 12 29 in my red dress

high heels and no panties

no panties

why be there with a black shirt black hat

no boxing drug till I have on some gym socks

in a backstage pad from a Kumo d concert

till I be in some cowboy boots

with some click clacks around my neck hey hey

tell her I'm gonna be butt naked with a belt on

and a beeper and some blueblockers

can be butt nigga with a with a body

a radio sticker sign on my ass

and a gold necklace and a class ring

till I'm gonna be asshole naked with some handcuffs

and a whip and a hula skirt and a saddle on my back

I'm gonna call you later all right

say yes NFL head on

you see I'm on the damn phone

you know you losing your mind over there man

she got you telling me I'm not blue and you not black

who the hell are we

what's up baby you looking good

is that your cell phone in your pocket

or you just happy to see me oh

speaking about cellophone

you still had that cellophone job

I never been in no Chinese restaurant

how you do this

look at you

there you go like that yeah

I'm about to take my shoes I know what these is

will you just stop it

you still at the cell phone company

yes I am and I'm still catching criminals

I know a criminal who need a favor

what are you getting at

wait haha

this is nice haha

I'm just saying that

my boy came up on some sailor phones

and I'm trying to help him yeah

I hope you're not like

thinking about cloning frequencies

we put people away for that stuff every day

wouldn't do nothing like that

I just need somebody like you

on the inside to look out for

are you fucking crazy

I can lose my job

you know I got supervisors all up in my shit

where would you get the phone

so many way it's legit stop chewing

yeah right yes

go to the pan for that shit

I ain't going nowhere today

get me some cheeseburger cheeseburger

cheeseburger

cheeseburger

you know I wouldn't hook you up like that baby

besides I got too much love for you

and I ain't taking no for answer

well maybe we can work something out

that's exactly what I was thinking

Tuesdays and Saturdays 8:00 sharp

wear that Cologne I got you for your birthday

and bring that chocolate top in

that hardens and your son's a funk pushing inside

slow jam CD wait a minute you said toast is inside

yeah come out twice a week

you have a second thoughts

anything for you baby

is you got the candy and I got the hook up yeah

alright check this out

we open the phone right

cell phones pages and all that other stuff

step on up

see what

you

want

bad turkeys

it'll be so hard I don't know who to charge it to

get your

old ass

over here

lunch break hold on

what

you got

there work forever if you call me every day

get these old ass chips working these new phones

like gonna be mad motherfucker

yo uh

after you make that deposit come back over here uh

things going kind of good uh

I need you to pick up some more money alright

Lord is hot where y'all at

I gotta have a phone

I better get some fucking credit for black and blue ass

what's happening

Lola Mae ain't nothing my girl I need credit

I gotta have a cellular and take care of my business

only you know how those niggas are

when they get out of jail

who's the first person they call

Tootsie Pop the first person they call Tootsie Pop Baby

they want some jailhouse

now you know your mama won't give you credit

so what makes you think I can do anything for you

that's why her ass is at home in the closet

me and my big mouth give me busted by mama abuse

well I would love to go to jail

you want to drop some bending over picking it up

call the cop because I ain't gonna stop it excuse me

but could I get some fucking service here baby

I'll give you some service

what's your name don't you touch me

I love that foreign language

for the shopping center show drawn

a whole bunch of undesirables around here

hey mama God

I need some money

nigga I ain't got shit for you

I need some money mama God

come on please

I tell you what I do

I lick your wrinkled ass pussy for $2

I got water from the last time I let you have

oh shit I was doing you a fuck

fuck you shit get on out of here

Bam this is a good one too

you like it give me mine

little man go ahead man

go ahead you can have it phone cover

here I go sweet kings

half hour late as usual better late than never

you heard candy muscles

gonna have to work double time tonight

you know I'm about that

you brought that chocolate sauce yeah

bring your sweets right here

Yo

yo

yo

come on come on take it easy

it's all about black and Blue Enterprises baby

ma'am thank you

thank you

of course I'm deleting the file

alright people listen up

there appears to be a glitch in the computer system

or maybe not you see

our department is the only one affected

now I don't know

if there really is a surge in the unauthorized traffic

on the South Side but I'll tell you one thing people

I intend to get to the bottom of it

now I'm gonna start a field investigation

and I expect you people to stay on your P's and Q's

because I'll be watching each one of you understand

Lorraine

stop the personal calls we're here to work

not socialize

this ain't no regular phones

look see that menu right there

y'all see that all right

y'all can order stuff

let me have one hamburger one fry right there menu

see that in you can see that scene

you know what that mean it means sin

sing our way I don't want to spend no money

I don't know this with you come back tomorrow

now you can call me you heard

oh

hey man you know what

we we we need some help

I'm tired all but we got this

we got this man has been in some kind of way

thing we need to do is get some more run

you know what man my my cousin man

you know fat ass he can come over here and help us then

you can trust your cousin though bro

these are phones this ain't fool besides man

he needs exercise

6 months free activation hey

I can hook it up let a brother know what's that

hey check it out

this 100 this 150

I got free activation for you straight up

just like that whatever you want

whatever 6 months you can have

here's my baby big businessman cookie

we are so proud of you sugar

oh grandma say could you lay a thousand on grandma

agree come on

and grandma just gave you $1,000 worth two days ago

well what the fuck is the matter with you

I had to get my hair fixed and then my nail shit

you want me to style don't you

shit what the fuck thank you baby

thank you my ass

you pay me that back when you get your check mission

I raised you not don't come talking back to me now

whip your buns little sweet thing you was a booby

Batman be cool

where you are

117 numbers in one day

I'll be here forever

hey what up hey how you doing

beautiful day huh hey nice phone where'd you get that

you get that back in the shop or something

you know black and blue you don't know where I can no

you gotta you gotta phone do you know black and blue

I mean they go on this this place

see see inside the phone you know the brothers

you know the brothers

you know where I can find the guy

all I'm asking man do you know black and blue

they they run the yeah right

okay black and blue cell phone hook up of it

see how you work

hello I want $40 worth of smoke what

I've been getting from you for weeks

you mean you ain't got what I can't hear shit who

phones all fucked up what you got any reason

who is this who the hell you think I am

I don't know you

I've been getting up in you for the long

you better get me some smoke man

I'm not calling you

don't you talk to me if you ain't got no refund man

oh yeah

well fuck you

well fuck you too

eat shit too

I got a dial phone

Happy New Year

I got balls to say what's happening

what's up man I got cell phones

give me 10 they for Rosco Rascal

did I study Big Fat ass punk

hey give me a top of line

look at this

cheap stuff you've been selling on the street

it's your money good

you slap yourself asking that question

slap yourself

Mr Tina

Porter

Porter

now get my phone

hurry up

okay okay

okay come on hurry up

don't touch my car fool

blue my mama want her money back

I'mma give you the money back

you don't ate one of the pit feet

no we didn't

look here

got a magic lamp tell your mama

she got a rub this every Wednesday at 3:42

standing on one leg with Al Green in the background

for money pop out

tell her tell your daddy buy you another shirt

blue

blue give me some leave baby

come on we come hungry blue

come on man

pick up on the motherfucking pig feet man

give me something to eat tomatoes

I don't want no motherfucking tomato sauce

I'll come on blue man

I hate the week if I get some shoes on my damn feet

give me something to eat give me something

to eat fucker special give me something to eat

this is a magic one you take it

rub it whatever you wish folk

it'll come true oh

so y'all motherfuckers wanna be funny

listen up motherfuckers I swear I'mma kill myself black

give me $5 you better give me $5

I swear I kill myself I'm poking motherfucker

you better give me $5

I kill me and this bitch

that motherfucker

look this crazy motherfucking is so ever

get say you kissing for 50 cents

man

I had none in a while nigga

Andrew

so boy Andrew

listen to your father

a bath first

look under the cabinet

get that holy anointing oil from the home baptism kit

get you a cup of laundry detergent

you got to purge the body of uncleanliness

before your Bible study praise

the Lord

make sure you scrub real good under your little peanuts

of course Mama

big boy do it at the party

oh got it going on right here

1:06 we over the gym

yeah are we

do not be X flavor right quick

it's kind of tight I'm feeling it today

unified your pop some old cheddar

not the party on the side

that's my joint right there yo

right back at your live in the midnight

ugly motherfucker chillies

don't keep the tightholder

you need to be worried about paper they got some money

hey what's up bitch

who's on this phone I'm talking to is a bitch

better watch out fuck you talk to me

one person I'm cool with is Rosco

and everybody else is bitches

who the fuck you think this is

oh Rosco

I'm sorry man I know that was you

hey man I'm the bitch

must got a bad connection

cause you call the wrong person bitch

bitch must got a folks cell phone or something

you that stupid shit they playing on a radio

straight up man that sound like my business boy

we got a drop coming in 70 grand you got to go alone

seven rows back top lock

don't forget you better hurry up cause I'm going

rose back you said seven rose back

if your mama taught you how to clean that

goddamn wax out your ear maybe you could hear bitch

nobody talks about big mama

you lucky you looking for all these people

remind me when we get home and whoop your ass

I'mma whoop your motherfucking ass yeah

yeah anyway

I'm not going no place being naked

that's crazy man

you get off from me

and you know what the fuck is on the radio

don't you

see I'm trying to handle my fucking business man

don't expect me explain that shit to Roscoe

don't I'm talking to Roscoe

need to tell him shit fucked up

we can hear you on the radio hey Roscoe

hey DOC won't you stole your role man

everybody get man I'll give the damn the president

you better take care of my 70 grand

or you gonna take one of them

long trips over the construction yard boy Rosco

oh oh oh oh oh oh

yeah

hey blue hey man we got problems who's this fat ass

what you talking about we probably set up

the biggest treasure hunt since the Gold Rush man

what the fuck are you talking about

Ta's conversation got out with Roscoe

Power 1:06 and raggedy ass cell phones

Rosco told t lady

pick up 70 grand and an unguarded lock

where he didn't say

people are probably looking everywhere

oh shit man me and black ass can be in trouble

damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn

damn damn four pieces in

top lock

shit

yeah yeah

yeah Roscoe yeah

black and blue are dead meat

I promise I personally take care

I'm going to put them to sleep forever

don't make me make an example if you

gonna hit the bed

oh

candy muscle what's up candy man

not so fast

I wanna say for each and every moment

thought you was right hmm

red or white wine really like your pretty lips

who the hell is that you expecting somebody no

black

it's blue open the door fuck no

stop tripping

what's up dog hey yo dog

we got to disappear

no candy muscles not leaving a deal is fuck that man

Rosco got a contract out on us

let's go hold on man

what you talking about contract brother

cell phone to 70 grand power 1:06 plated on the radio

everybody heard man

you say your mind ain't playing tricks on your door bro

do I look like Bushwick hey

wait a minute that's a whole another thing

now over the radio

this could bring in the FCC and who knows what else

how y'all slow down this shit ain't that serious

you don't know what's up bro

we got a lay low somewhere for a little while

I got it covered

oh shit

wrong one sorry

you and I will deal with that later

yeah we sure lives gonna handle this later

that goddamn girl is a freak you nasty fuckers

was that chocolate can I see a devil's chocolate

what is this a Batcave

this is how I found about you

and what's your name yeah right

oh shit

Malvis order to search on its files

I knew my boss was getting suspicious

boys were calling up my ass

can't you just erase everything

I turn the phones off so it won't come back to us man

hold on bullshit

that's gonna give it all our custom

can't do that it's too late for that

it's not possible

we need to find our little brother

get that black box man

forget little brother we need to chill out

let me handle this here and you get ready for me

and you get ready for the couch couch

I ain't sleeping on the couch

I'm sleeping in the bed with her

what I said I need a pillow for the couch

that's what I thought

you know your candy muscle here for you

you just keep doing what you're doing

and I'm gonna be right there in the bed waiting on

we ain't got time for this shit

let's go we gotta get some sleep man

she ain't do number clean you anyway

I'll be on the couch

they even put me on fries

and that's when I started making a big bucks

uh huh

i'mma hook you over there at 2 piece dinner

when I get over there I'll be back say blue blue

there you was having a nightmare wet dream fool

wipe your face

let's go get that black box you was talking about man

yeah done man yeah

you blowing some candles for your food

think that bitch no voodoo what's up man

bro what was up with you last night man

stay out of grown dog I heard you in the room straight

crying like a little bitch

mama spank me girl d last night huh

these nuts

if you weren't locking them up to put handcuffs on

bitches maybe it'll be enough for Nick

so you saying I'm hauls bitch

come on come on what

you

gonna do

what what come on come on come on

let me tie my shoe up

wait a minute get get him up get him up now

get off get off get off me get off me

we got what you need from that road

wait wait

wait wait

wait wait

I will die for the night

I will pop a diamond in your ass

open the door Mr Mills

hey uncle open the door

who is it motherfucker

it's black and blue no

no no

come on Mr Mills

get away around here man

come on what's the problem boys

we just got shot at well

why did you shoot back

hey come on

all right now you're gonna call that

why did you call we try to call but our phones broke

stand right over there

you get all these goddamn ugly ass TVs

from the back of your damn band

wherever you sell those damn TVs

all these are from your customers

what's that I smell

that's some rules and regulations in here

listen to me y'all stay out of my business

all right stay out of my business

let's go in there fucking hey

fucking what you mean fuck

I hope your ass ain't no fun boy

come on

oh damn

this motherfucker been home now

always molding TVs in this

shit yeah

paradise fool like titty heaven

oh thank you

well your uncle is a player player

player there's rules and regulations in here

hands off hands up

only thing I ain't gonna touch you two motherfuckers

you better be lucky we came

your old ass probably gonna catch a hole to be

the pretty women along me and blue

probably gonna save your life

save my life my life

don't need say that I've been doing this for 20 years

yeah you know you can't get up like you used to

yes I can

I got a hard on right now

thank you so much

you don't know how they've been talking me about this

credit shit

that's okay

we like says but if you don't pay your Bill with us

we break in your house and take our shit back

well you're gonna have trouble getting it next

hey what's up what it is

oh sugar short

all I wanna know is

who's in charge of these silent phones

cause I wanna bring up some business

you understand I'm talking about a lot of business

you see you I don't like your twisted ass cat

why you wanna come at me like that

you don't even know me baby

oh yes I know you

you look just like the same twisted ass

that handcuffed me three years ago

well get your police ass up and step oh

you gonna dust me step

I didn't even that's all folks

damn shit police ass motherfucker

you got me fucked up

if you think I don't know who I can blow the fuck

y'all niggas same fucking thing

how may I help you hey

this is armed Robbie give it up bitch

come on rainbow bright

give me this motherfucking money here

Ninja Turtle here here

look up out of my face fuck playing with you huh huh

where the rest of the fucking money at

we're gonna do this shit till you get it right

you cost me 70 grand I cost you a motherfucking thing

you need to make yourself cost you a new eye

what is this talking shit

let me do this let me go

let me get show me the fuck up

if I was a fucking nigga

y'all wouldn't be doing me this old shit

that's what I'm talking about

y'all make fuck up scary ass motherfuckers

I'mma bring the project to y'all

hurry the fuck up back up stupid motherfucker faggot

buy yourself a new idea triple ass bitch

fucking sick before I motherfucker got my head hurt

hey hey sailor got a light

I think I do

so same

you looking for a good time

well actually I'm not a sailor

I'm the Hills the fraud department of cellular 2

I'm conducting an investigation in this neighborhood

trying to get information on those cellular phones

has been going around

more like sailor walkie talkies if you ask me baby

wait till I get my talent on that black and blue

black and blue huh

and that Lorraine Lorraine from cellular too

oh no did I get them in trouble

this is terrible me and my big mouth no

no no no it's okay

this is just a preliminary investigation besides

I never give up my sources you're so brave

not really

what's your name

your big

strong man Dalton what's yours

well everybody around here calls me Tootsie

because by the time they get to my sweet center

nobody knows how many nicks it took to get there

Tootsie Pop

that's pretty

you wanna go somewhere and have a talk

okay

you're a big girl

just ain't my day at all

hey

I got a headache from my phone

and what the fuck do you want me to do about

where are those motherfuckers

I got you motherfuckers I got you motherfuckers

yeah

yeah

Lorraine my office now

close the door

look I've been in the neighborhood

I know what went on this is a federal offense

I trusted you how could you do this to the company

you're fired fine

I'mma find you black and blue

show this hard being a businessman

your love most of all okay

I feel what you want I'm looking

I'll tell you what you want I'm your booty man

black and blue

why they call you black shit nigga

cause I got the sweetest berries in the guild

and why do they call him blue sir

cause he like the wet blue

ain't gotta be no rocket scientist to see that

hey yo man

I think he's hiding out them turned out all right

I'm fucking with these motherfuckers Riley

ghost town where everybody at

hey come here

what's that

put your hands up put your hands up with a good guy

yeah right

got any weapons man

no I ain't got no

hey Parker look at this

shit that ain't yours

that hand man

ain't a million of you now

huh motherfucker

I got a place for you

let's go

where the hell do you think fat boy got him

damn I kick my ass

that's right

all available units proceed to 7 0 4

6 crabs Avenue

we have a domestic disturbance at that Crabs Avenue

in that your address shit

probably only fucking my pops

shut up you chunky man relax

relax man

shit for brains let's go

come on come on

come on

go

oh

have mercy

have mercy on me Martha

it's not what it seems honey

honey it's not what you think

she's a freak sweetheart

she's a freak

the hell's going on here man

shut up man

just shut up you're all mine man fuck you

you should have been a man

you should have been a man

you should have been a man

to meet you

Bang

Bang Bang

come on

come on baby take it off

who the hell is that banging on my damn door

black I can see you

open the door is that you

honey lady

what you out there making all that noise for

come in baby

is this where you been all this time

everyone has been worried about you

it's all good baby what you tripping on

what the hell was that that's blue back there

watching one of those nasty movies

oh yeah well

you just been telling this grandmother

wants another grand and what happened to your cellular

everyone's been trying to reach you

yeah bet anyways

TLA Rob Lola May and and Andrew got arrested and I lost

you lost what I lost my job

what you tripping on

I know you're trying to hide something back there

yeah right what you

well can't get no worse than this

gentlemen I don't know

if you're aware of the gravity of this situation

but

the very existence of America's communication system

is at stake here

have a seat Joe yes

thanks now

Uncle Dalton and Dalton here

is with the fraud department of Cellular 2

and his investigations been most helpful

I'd like to say that I'm very happy to be of assistance

no and the information he's provided is in the briefs

you've received

I want you two boys to go pick up little

and I want to get this right

rotor little rotor

I want you to interrogate his burger rising ass

to the F degree now these two characters

black and blue we suspect that they are the master

criminals behind all this

but we don't want to alert them to the fact that

we're onto them

not just yet

this is what the FBI is all about James

high tech surveillance

you'll love it

hey

here's your man

what

the fuck

are you doing fucking thing man

five more minutes

and I would have been in there waxing that

ass

yeah nigga

where

you

at yeah

look

look

oh my God oh my

God

I'm tea lady you want some of this here

let me go

get

him get

him man

see what

you gonna do come on

you motherfucker Wanna fight

I'll fight you

that's what you want yeah

yeah yeah

I mean

who won

little motherfucker

we got your goddamn fingerprints on the tip James

James James ah

look

I don't know how much longer I can constrain him

and quite frankly I don't know how fuck both of y'all

I'm not telling you to donut eat cracker motherfuckers

no

fuck you

oh shit

uh oh

fuck is this

at at least she's knocked out

if you to put the mask on like I told you

we wouldn't have this problem

I put the mask on exactly the way you told me

you're the one that fucked it up

well if you weren't such a hot head

you idiot

10 years in the service is all messed up because of you

I didn't fuck anything up

this was your stupid idea

I knew this shit wouldn't work

what's going on here

I gotta go to the carpool alright

shit

oh

my shit

Lord is my Shepherd I shall not want

he makes me lie down in green

that's the holy word I know you familiar with that

fear no evil that's my wallet

I know how much money I got to

prepare its table before me in the prayer

that's my holy offer satanic spirits let me have that

that's for my truly glaucoma

I have a prescription for that

you had my purse long enough honey

where's my son

ready for backup save me close

find you down to the lake of fire

I'm not scared of no

no disappear

demons all of crack creatures

look bitch

I'm crazy your mama

throw you down in that deep dog

find you down

disappear

I got this

all of you

get away from my boy that's my baby

what's the Deacon gonna think Howard

never get that mother to hear war

probably give it to sister Wanda again

Mama watch out for little brother

oh

your father

and I have decided to increase your Bible study

to 8 times a week

and you will no longer be allowed to go back

for seconds on the communion crackers

oh Mama

oh I ain't through yet

you will polish all the Deacon's furniture

and you are grounded to your room

come on you ain't coming out

Mary hold all my calls

I give you two an assignment

a simple assignment and what do I get

a suspect lost in the interrogation room

and you two nowhere to be found

you two have one more chance

yes sir

that'll be all too

and no more screw UPS how you do that death

so black what

you and blue stupid

y'all got to be the craziest niggas I know

if you think you can just walk up and Roscoe spot

and put the mask down and give me no problem man

did I ask for a speech dog I just need some gun

your money your life

that's what I'm talking about got the gun

the key style right

that ain't you what that ain't you

where was shit at that he's sitting on the right here

oh hold on man you got to be bullshitting

this ain't our rightly ass piece of shit on trip

we're going

look homie on 30 minutes notice you get this

you want to hook up

give me two hours and I get you something like this

I told you we shouldn't go that motherfucker earlier

hey dog let me go with you man

let's go dog fucking you gonna trip huh

you gonna fucking trip

you fat ice cube looking motherfucker dog

come on before you get your ass shot nigga

fuck that man you think this shit gonna work man

hey yeah

you ever seen one of those before nigga

you just keep the damn call running while going in

handling my business

I told you make the man make the man make the green

black what are you doing here

niggas is looking for you up in this PC

shit

which one

I need to talk to Rosco you wanna talk to Rosco okay

I'm sure he'll talk to you

right before he kill your ass

so you didn't want to hook up

we don't love them hoes nigga

treat that bitches like this

blunt nigga puff puff past nigga

what I thought man

put your body where your mouth that tree

hey player I got next man

let's double this bit of Geo game

I got a G on some weed nigga

there you go player

fuck this is

this better be money talking this black Roscoe Black

you got some kind of fucking nerve to show up my club

you must got all my money

that's what I want to talk to you about

that wasn't my fault

but you ain't the only crazy motherfucker out here

I got a bomb in my set if you don't act right

I'mma blow this motherfucker up

we all going tonight though

I'm tired of fucking running in high

those two criminals and that titty bar

having a good time

you to be coming at me like this year

it must be involved

70 grand plus interest for me to give you your life

you can get past that shit

I got a deal for you know I got the sailor phone coming

I can show you how to make way more money

than any of these motherfuckers

that you fucking with

now you know I'm the man on the street

I got the inside connection of Black Box

we can hook this up

all I need to do is get t laying them off my ass

me and blue gonna handle it

we could run the streets with this shit

I'll cut you in on my sailor video

don't worry about that one eyed dumbass Tealy

that's just my baby mama's brother know what

I'm a good businessman and I'm saying

and I hear good business when they come at me

so we're gonna do is

we're gonna work this out till you pay up my 70 grand

and we're gonna talk about doing some

a little partnership on the cellular phone

she's talking about

I smile at you later you gonna be sorry dog

you gonna be paid

one time case save your punk ass now man

I already handle this shit with Rosco

Dog better stop fucking with me yeah

hey hey hey you thought they stopped making guns

when they made yours

huh Chila

you better bring your bitch ass upstairs and to black

do something you couldn't even do

like burn some business bitch ass upstairs

t late

you might be scraper Roscoe but this shit's personal

I'll put your ass in the dirt

go wash dishes for Roscoe nigga

I'm the man now see you on the street you bitch

you and them ladies you with yeah hey let me

get your bitch ass out change plans

I want you to find out that motherfuckers

inside connection and get the black box

we're gonna take over his business

and put his sneaky ass to sleep

fuck you partner fucking gun at me fuck

what the fuck happened in there

ain't gotta worry about taking no shit

I went there to Roscoe with the fuck was on my mind

is cool

there they are

man you know

the motherfuckers over there in the suit

and watching this man man

what motherfuckers in the suit right over there

they checking shit out what you mean checking shit out

I mean checking out they was here checking out

they was checking it out check

check check check checking it out

come on let's go

let's go

what are you doing man

what the fuck is that damn FBI shit

hey man next time hit a hot dog stand

I'm kind of hungry

God damn take it easy man

my brother can't take it

man get your bitch ass out go

close the motherfucking hood

pretend like you flying

like when you be on that engine dust

hurry up or I wonder close

the hood

ah

steady face on the face

about time

you do something right

man what the fuck wrong with you

fuck that man you owe me man where are they going

oh shit man you want me to come get you motherfucker

what the hell

are you doing motherfucker

shit

Happy New Year wow

wow wow

I'm not stopping come on

hey man fuck you doing in the street man

what's wrong with you

ah

oh oh

shit damn dog you all right

what you doing here man

you know your mom told her only fuck with you man

you never go on help me with dog man

heavy ass motherfucker man

man hurry up blue

they coming I don't know why we leave this motherfucker

anyway

shit that go that spot we used to hang out there man

let's put them in there right here on the damn ground

right here here it is

right here dog

hold up so I can open this motherfucker

like cock the thing right on the side

right on the side

make

a cigarette hurry up

oh

pick your brother up blue told you don't play no games

boy don't play no games don't make me hurt

you hurry up

man that's a nigga wouldn't give me $5

hey motherfuckers who sold me that fuck

what are you saying what are you saying oh

we don't want no problem kill him man kill him

what about what about you

three days ahead two hours in a free

page

it with your phone and a pinata with a lot of candy

hold on

hold on

my nigga is right here

papa

black blue you motherfucker go get out of here

man

damn you blood and blue

oh fuck 2000 fuck me

man

you think they can find us in here

man

come on let's get out of here come on

what's up

fuck that

bitch I should kill you right now

what you did the other night

get the fuck up out of here

fuck you

come on get your bitch ass out the trunk

got a surprise for you motherfucker coming back from

Watch Black

nigga shut the fuck up dead men don't make deals

put them over there

black bitch you sleep with is your inside connection

but if you'll tell me where that black box is

I'mma put your ass to sleep

well we ain't sleepy man shut up

motherfucker show this bad with them guns huh

mad dog go turn that job on

cut his big butt up right now

don't fuck the shit up either I fuck

stupid you watching I'm gonna take a shit smell like yo

you shitted on yourself this shit up man

playing with you no more

stupid what's the capital

if they move tight ass suit on

I'll get a yeast infection on your nuts

hi baby it's me again

I need you tonight to take care of these little bitches

when you motherfuckers buds I'mma hurt you

I told I said don't move motherfucker

I'm knocking on you motherfuckers out every 2 minutes

what the fuck we gonna do now huh

what the fuck is fake ass

motherfucking low budget old dog gonna kill us nigga

we bought it bought it nigga we bought about it

get shot a shot it

what the fuck we gonna get out of this nigga now

say something smoke something

that's what we gonna do

the fuck you talk about smokes up man

the fuck we gonna smoke

since we about to go see the angels

she might as well smoke some dust you know what I mean

okay okay

look here hold on Mr Mr Gamebanger

we was wondering like since you gonna kill us

can we get high first

fucking talking about got a blunt in my pocket man

want to know we can smoke it

and we'll let you have a couple of hits

you talking about y'all play me

I'll fucking won't we ain't got time to play

we finna die

damn fuck

what time you motherfuckers do something right

bitch shit

I like that for you

don't light that up

has called one and gone hit that once your ass is gone

making me fucking bitch high fuck

don't get high baby

you bet Mike

I hope I blow you high

excuse me Mr Killer you who Mr Murderer

is there another bathroom around anywhere

what the fuck oh yeah I've been waiting

I gotta stay with them damn burritos

sorry ass motherfuckers hey stupid everything all right

oh

yeah yeah boss

I'm almost finished

put them boys asleep and let's roll out of here

you heard of me say better

roll out of you cock eyed motherfucker

yeah tell Rosco jump across the Nancy next

forget about them 70 G's if you won't live

and don't forget to wipe your ass while you down there

you stink cockeye bitch you fuck motherfucker

you don't hear me

I wanna leap down there and beat your ass

come on man you all right man

I fucking hate till I went so goddamn dumb

we could be rolling fuck you

ever Rolls Royce put bottle with gas in that bitch shit

he need to be knocked off that cliff

hon dog something black box

the black the black the black cop the black yo

who the fuck is that man

what you talking about

my bad dog it was just the birds blue stop playing man

man you need to stop tripping on some black botany

go back to the shopping center hell out business

James

oh no

no no James what would you come here a minute please

would you come here a minute please

guys here they are

this is our big chance

freeze freeze freeze freeze freeze

freeze freeze fucking move go fucking move

shut the fuck up shut the fuck up

shut the fuck up shut the fucking mouth shut huh man

that's the black guy

what the fuck are you talking about

give me my mask

back give me my

Happy New Year

Happy New Year

okay

who they look like man

motherfucker look like Roger the rabbit in the Penguin

I look like Amazon Andy look like oh Jane Nicole

oh Jane Nicole

Mr black and white thing jumping off there

you know fuck all that by the way

which one of you motherfuckers slap me anyway

for anybody slap you had a fly on your face

I was trying to get the motherfucker

oh blue

I've been wanting to whoop your little ass

uh huh and we

we don't want to whoop your ass okay

it's like that huh

it's like that

see you motherfuckers late

let me ah

and what that damn black box said anyway

I got you at first and I smashed you

smashed the rain I got you Lorraine

now you could go to jail calm down Johnny Cockling

I've been looking all over for you

where you been honey

we're supposed to go to dinner last night

I was looking all over for you

I cannot find what what what where would you be

you tell that man you got a wood back

a wood I mean a tree with two apples

but let me tell you something baby

and a little bitty garden

I never heard of referred to as that

but took the pop baby ain't got nothing to hide

ah

just okay

and I want my $40 back

your mother had makeup on down there

no wonder it took me so long

oh no

you will not nobody hits me I will beat you

put milk on it just put milk on it

this is crazy man

what's up man

you won't help me fix this black box

no you fix that black box

I'mma fix this black box right here yeah

can nigga watch me to go watch nasty the sister

and that's what you have to do

that's what I'm going to

come into my shop with all stars

I've been thinking about settling down and going legit

hmm

oh will you

yes black yes

yes you don't even know what I'm talking

when you going to business with me business yeah

what you thought I was gonna marry you

so I thought you gonna give me the hookup

this is the hookup is all legit to my new sex line yeah

all you gotta do is answer the phone girl keep that oh

haha I do need a job yeah

you do need a job

you still gonna be my candy muffin 24 7 yeah

a little something something

blue

blue blue

sorry ass motherfucker

I want my money back look here we close

you ain't get no goddamn money back

come back in 2 years 2 years

I want my money back now the TV still don't work

and my sister lost her virginity

cause of your damn uncle surprise

just because you don't fuck on Tuesday

it don't make you no virgin

I'mma make you respect me and my sister blue

you got the old gun oh

now you gonna shoot me with the big down your boom well

I tell you what look here I'm gonna get your target

go ahead shoot me no

cause you got that from my uncle I know it don't work

go ahead aim and shoot me my ass go ahead shoot that

shoot me in my ass you motherfucker ah

this bitch done shot me in my ass oh

make him say ah ah

black and blue

oh this motherfucker drunk over

here

I will I will please what

this is on the script

I am gonna give me some pussy I promise you

I'm fucking somebody in this motherfucker shoot me man

go ahead motherfucker

oh the bitch gun don't work

you're all mine man fuck you

you're all mine what the hell is going on man

shut up talk to me man

say what are you doing some are you working

that's nice you

uh huh how we gonna carry this shit

like 120 seconds put it on your back Shaba look

check this out bro I ain't trying to run no game on you

but this what you need to do

we got the best customer service over here you stupid

haha

go ahead shoot me you motherfucker

go ahead shoot me my ass you motherfucker

damn Jesus Christ I can't go

oh oh Nana Nana Nana

he gonna make you say Imma make you say I'm not

don't trip and I bust your shit

then after they say nah nah nah

I hang with Nick I do my thing with niggas

they don't know my gang bang

cause I hang with nigga somewhere

we connect bitch with a respect is a step quick

this is white hand but you know what my left is quick