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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:25,585 (BASEBALL BAT STRIKING BALL) MAN 1: Oh, that one's gone! 2 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:27,378 MAN 2: Okey-dokey, gents. 3 00:00:27,411 --> 00:00:29,513 That there is a perfect example 4 00:00:29,546 --> 00:00:32,783 of how not to get an invite to pitch for the Santa Rosa Rockets. 5 00:00:32,816 --> 00:00:34,851 So, who's our next victim? 6 00:00:35,886 --> 00:00:37,621 Look at them boots! 7 00:00:38,422 --> 00:00:40,191 (PLAYERS CHATTERING) 8 00:00:40,224 --> 00:00:42,226 Bill's gonna take this kid downtown. 9 00:00:42,826 --> 00:00:44,228 Thanks. 10 00:00:49,233 --> 00:00:50,233 (EXHALES) 11 00:00:55,906 --> 00:00:57,408 Ow! Damn! (RADAR GUN BEEPING) 12 00:00:57,441 --> 00:01:00,611 MAN 2: Lordy! Let me see that radar gun, son. 13 00:01:01,545 --> 00:01:03,647 Holy torpedo, Batman! 14 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:05,616 I think we got a rocket arm. 15 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:09,453 Excuse me, uh, sir? 16 00:01:11,688 --> 00:01:12,889 Hell of an arm. Thanks. 17 00:01:12,923 --> 00:01:14,791 You ever play pro ball? Nope. 18 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:17,328 Semi-pro? Nope. 19 00:01:17,361 --> 00:01:20,264 College? High school? Little League? 20 00:01:21,465 --> 00:01:22,465 No. 21 00:01:23,767 --> 00:01:26,737 Uh, kid, did anyone ever see you pitch? 22 00:01:28,239 --> 00:01:29,873 Uh, my mom. 23 00:01:33,577 --> 00:01:35,279 (ROOSTER CROWING) 24 00:01:45,956 --> 00:01:47,424 (CROWING) 25 00:01:59,770 --> 00:02:00,971 (GROANING) 26 00:02:04,508 --> 00:02:06,377 (YAWNING) 27 00:02:09,513 --> 00:02:12,349 Oh, Speed! What did you let me sleep in for? 28 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:14,518 Today's the big day. 29 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:15,586 I love you, too, buddy, 30 00:02:15,619 --> 00:02:18,922 but you got the worst breath on Planet Earth. 31 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:24,961 Hey, Speed, wanna help me get loose, huh? 32 00:02:27,864 --> 00:02:28,932 Set? 33 00:02:31,702 --> 00:02:33,337 (COW MOOING) 34 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:34,370 Go. 35 00:02:36,473 --> 00:02:37,908 Go get it. 36 00:02:37,941 --> 00:02:39,410 (GROANING) 37 00:02:41,612 --> 00:02:43,614 Don't forget the paper. 38 00:02:43,647 --> 00:02:45,449 (MACHINE PUMPING) 39 00:02:46,350 --> 00:02:47,384 (COW MOOING) 40 00:02:50,020 --> 00:02:51,522 All right, Daisy. All right. 41 00:02:58,729 --> 00:02:59,830 (GRUNTS) 42 00:02:59,863 --> 00:03:01,698 (MACHINE STARTS) 43 00:03:01,732 --> 00:03:03,300 I aim to please, ladies. 44 00:03:03,334 --> 00:03:05,001 (MOOING CONTINUES) 45 00:03:10,674 --> 00:03:12,443 Bon appetit, Wilbur. 46 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:17,681 Wilbur? 47 00:03:19,350 --> 00:03:20,917 Mornin', Charlotte. Where's Wilbur? 48 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:26,657 Wilbur! Mom, you didn't. 49 00:03:26,690 --> 00:03:28,592 Come on, eat him, honey. 50 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,694 It's your big day. You need the protein. 51 00:03:33,063 --> 00:03:34,331 I can't. I'm sorry. 52 00:03:34,365 --> 00:03:35,999 Well, I can. Give me that. 53 00:03:36,867 --> 00:03:38,469 I'm late anyway. I gotta go. 54 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,637 Deuce, think fast. 55 00:03:42,606 --> 00:03:44,007 You're ready. Get outta here. 56 00:03:45,509 --> 00:03:47,378 So, uh, no advice? 57 00:03:47,411 --> 00:03:49,346 Work hard, son. Dad! 58 00:03:49,380 --> 00:03:50,647 Jack. 59 00:03:50,681 --> 00:03:52,015 Have fun. 60 00:03:52,048 --> 00:03:55,051 Dad, it's baseball. How could I not have fun? 61 00:03:58,121 --> 00:03:59,823 (WHIMPERING) 62 00:03:59,856 --> 00:04:01,992 COOPER: All right, I gotta go. You be good, huh? 63 00:04:02,025 --> 00:04:03,760 Wanna get it one more time? Ready? 64 00:04:07,030 --> 00:04:08,832 He's right. I'm ready. 65 00:04:14,771 --> 00:04:15,872 I love you, Speed. 66 00:04:15,906 --> 00:04:17,040 (WHIMPERING) 67 00:04:17,073 --> 00:04:18,775 (ENGINE STARTS) 68 00:04:37,561 --> 00:04:38,762 (CHEERING) Come on, Meat! 69 00:04:39,763 --> 00:04:41,031 Coop! Cooper! Cooper! 70 00:04:41,064 --> 00:04:42,966 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 71 00:04:44,935 --> 00:04:46,470 (HEART BEATING) 72 00:04:51,642 --> 00:04:52,843 (LOUD GULP) 73 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,711 ART: Jack "The Deuce" Cooper, 74 00:04:54,745 --> 00:04:56,480 sure not having any fun out there. 75 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:58,148 (LAUGHS) Yikes! 76 00:04:58,181 --> 00:05:00,484 Well, here comes a reason for Cooper to gag. 77 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:03,119 The only thing bigger than his hunk of chaw is his bat. 78 00:05:03,153 --> 00:05:07,624 I am talking about Number 13, the leading batter in Class A, 79 00:05:07,658 --> 00:05:09,960 Kurt "The Crush" Bunyon. 80 00:05:09,993 --> 00:05:13,997 The Crush sports a .397 average, 22 homers... 81 00:05:14,030 --> 00:05:15,470 (CHUCKLING) and an attitude to match. 82 00:05:15,499 --> 00:05:17,734 What the hell you lookin' at, taco? 83 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:19,570 (SPITS) 84 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:22,005 MAN: What do you say now, Coop? 85 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:24,239 (MEN LAUGHING) 86 00:05:28,812 --> 00:05:29,946 (GROWLING) 87 00:05:32,983 --> 00:05:36,152 ART: Cooper's been shaking off fastball signs all afternoon, 88 00:05:36,186 --> 00:05:39,923 trying to get what we heard was a mean curveball over the plate. 89 00:05:39,956 --> 00:05:41,091 Get him out! 90 00:05:41,124 --> 00:05:42,959 But, from what I've seen, 91 00:05:42,993 --> 00:05:45,929 it ain't mean, and it sure don't curve. 92 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:51,468 God's sakes! Tell me he ain't gonna throw the curve, Tip. 93 00:05:51,502 --> 00:05:53,904 "He ain't gonna throw the curve, Tip." 94 00:05:58,008 --> 00:05:59,943 (GRUNTING) 95 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:09,920 (SPECTATORS EXCLAIM) 96 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,092 Whoa! (SCREAMS) 97 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:17,293 Sorry. 98 00:06:17,327 --> 00:06:18,838 Oh, no, no, no. Not your fault, Joe. Not your fault. 99 00:06:18,862 --> 00:06:19,939 That scared the crap out of me. 100 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,065 The rookie's pitching today. 101 00:06:22,098 --> 00:06:23,667 ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) Baseball's a game... 102 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:24,635 (SIGHS) Poor guy. 103 00:06:24,668 --> 00:06:26,770 But in his minor league debut, 104 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:29,840 the pressure's causing a slight choking problem. 105 00:06:31,074 --> 00:06:33,076 That proves it. He's a choke artist. 106 00:06:33,109 --> 00:06:35,646 (CLEARING THROAT) What are you doin' about it, Chubb, hmm? 107 00:06:35,679 --> 00:06:38,148 Kirby, I'm working on it. 108 00:06:38,181 --> 00:06:39,550 I'll tell you this much. 109 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:43,286 "Chokeitis" is a very delicate matter. 110 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:45,255 And only an idiot would be rubbing his nose in it. 111 00:06:45,288 --> 00:06:47,924 Hey, tell me something I don't know. 112 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:50,794 (CLEARS THROAT) 113 00:06:52,295 --> 00:06:55,231 Anyhoo, the reason I'm here. 114 00:06:57,968 --> 00:06:59,069 (KNUCKLES CRACKING) 115 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:01,972 What the hell is this? 116 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:04,274 Innovation, Chubb. 117 00:07:04,307 --> 00:07:08,278 Dad bought him from the estate of a Mr. Mickey Mantle. 118 00:07:08,311 --> 00:07:09,780 It'll put butts in the bleachers, 119 00:07:09,813 --> 00:07:12,649 and that, my friend, is money in the bank. 120 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,585 Come on, you're not serious, are you? 121 00:07:14,618 --> 00:07:15,719 Look at me, Chubb. 122 00:07:15,752 --> 00:07:18,622 Chubb, do I look like I'm joking? 123 00:07:19,155 --> 00:07:21,057 No, sir, I can... 124 00:07:21,091 --> 00:07:23,026 I can see you got your thinking cap on. 125 00:07:24,595 --> 00:07:26,763 It's just that the boys aren't gonna like it. 126 00:07:27,831 --> 00:07:30,634 The boys aren't paying your salary. 127 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:33,069 Neither are you. Your old man is. 128 00:07:34,237 --> 00:07:35,237 Hmm. 129 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:37,608 (DOOR OPENS) 130 00:07:37,641 --> 00:07:38,742 (DOOR CLOSES) 131 00:07:52,322 --> 00:07:53,356 (CHUCKLES) 132 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:55,358 MAN: I'll catch up with you a little bit later. 133 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:56,960 (PLAYERS CHATTERING) 134 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:03,767 Hey. Don't sweat the pitch, Jack. 135 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,602 Your luck's gonna change. 136 00:08:06,336 --> 00:08:08,171 Before cut week? 137 00:08:08,204 --> 00:08:11,174 (LAUGHS) Well, you're not the only guy wonderin' that. 138 00:08:13,944 --> 00:08:17,047 Look at a guy like Carlton Fisk. 139 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,349 He couldn't even get arrested in Boston, 140 00:08:19,382 --> 00:08:23,019 so he moves to Chicago, changes his number, 141 00:08:23,053 --> 00:08:24,855 and where's he headed now? 142 00:08:24,888 --> 00:08:26,322 That's right. Cooperstown. 143 00:08:38,001 --> 00:08:42,939 Coop, Fisk ain't headed for Cooperstown because he changed his number. 144 00:08:44,207 --> 00:08:45,251 The way you've been pitching, 145 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,986 the only thing you're ever gonna have in common 146 00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:49,212 with the Hall of Fame is your name. 147 00:08:49,245 --> 00:08:51,014 Now, here, pick this guy up tomorrow. 148 00:08:51,915 --> 00:08:53,416 8:00 a.m. at the bus. 149 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:55,018 Well, why me? 150 00:08:55,051 --> 00:08:57,287 Well, I guess it's your lucky day. 151 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,098 Thank you. 152 00:09:09,399 --> 00:09:11,267 COOPER: Excuse me. 153 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:14,037 I'm, uh, supposed to pick up a ballplayer. 154 00:09:15,405 --> 00:09:16,405 Last row. 155 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,320 (CHUCKLES) 156 00:09:33,089 --> 00:09:35,959 Hey! Hey, buddy, wake up! 157 00:09:37,894 --> 00:09:38,962 Hey! (GROANING) 158 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:42,132 Wow! What a glove! 159 00:09:42,933 --> 00:09:44,300 (SNARLING) 160 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,335 Ooh! No! 161 00:09:49,239 --> 00:09:51,074 (BUS DRIVER LAUGHING) 162 00:09:59,282 --> 00:10:00,884 (CHITTERING) 163 00:10:18,134 --> 00:10:19,302 Huh? 164 00:10:19,335 --> 00:10:20,335 (BUS DOOR CLOSING) 165 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,444 This is some kind of a joke, right? 166 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,281 Just what I need, a monkey. 167 00:10:31,314 --> 00:10:32,783 (CHITTERING) 168 00:10:32,816 --> 00:10:35,451 All right, very funny. I'm laughing. Ha-ha. 169 00:10:35,485 --> 00:10:36,485 Can we go now? 170 00:10:42,258 --> 00:10:45,095 All right, come on. Get in the truck. 171 00:10:45,128 --> 00:10:46,405 All right, be a good boy. Now, get in the truck. 172 00:10:46,429 --> 00:10:47,898 (WHISTLES) 173 00:10:49,299 --> 00:10:51,101 Come on. Get in the truck. 174 00:10:52,335 --> 00:10:53,937 (CHITTERING) 175 00:10:58,274 --> 00:10:59,275 (SIGHS) 176 00:11:03,847 --> 00:11:05,949 (CHITTERING CONTINUES) 177 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:12,055 Fine, suit yourself. But it's a long walk home. 178 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,024 And you got some seriously short legs. 179 00:11:17,027 --> 00:11:20,030 Hey. Hey! Stay. Stay! Stay! 180 00:11:21,832 --> 00:11:23,266 Stay! Stay! 181 00:11:27,403 --> 00:11:28,805 (CHITTERING) 182 00:11:39,049 --> 00:11:41,885 In the back. In the back. 183 00:11:53,196 --> 00:11:55,098 No, no, no, no! You in the back! 184 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,102 In the back! Get in the back! 185 00:12:00,103 --> 00:12:01,271 (SNIFFING) 186 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,505 In the back! 187 00:12:02,538 --> 00:12:03,538 (CHITTERING) 188 00:12:11,214 --> 00:12:12,448 Open the door. 189 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,482 (CHATTERING) 190 00:12:16,519 --> 00:12:19,355 Stop messin' around. I had a really bad day, okay? 191 00:12:19,389 --> 00:12:21,324 Open the door. 192 00:12:21,357 --> 00:12:22,425 (UNLOCKING DOOR) All right. 193 00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:24,861 (LOCKING DOOR) Oh! 194 00:12:24,895 --> 00:12:27,130 Open the door! Open it! 195 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,498 (KISSING) Oh, that's attractive. 196 00:12:28,531 --> 00:12:30,100 Open the door. 197 00:12:31,134 --> 00:12:32,435 Open the door! 198 00:12:35,571 --> 00:12:36,571 (EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION) 199 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:41,144 Open it! Don't play with those. 200 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,980 Don't play with those! Come on! Don't... 201 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:46,516 No! No, no, no, no, no, no! 202 00:12:46,549 --> 00:12:48,118 Please, no! Come on! 203 00:12:55,058 --> 00:12:56,292 This is ridiculous. 204 00:13:11,574 --> 00:13:13,876 Thank you. Oh. 205 00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:21,251 I suppose you drive too. 206 00:13:21,284 --> 00:13:22,485 (CHITTERING) 207 00:13:32,528 --> 00:13:34,197 (PLAYERS CHATTERING) 208 00:13:40,203 --> 00:13:41,437 (CHITTERING) 209 00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:59,622 CHUBB: Wait a minute. Hold on there. 210 00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:01,591 Easy, easy! Hold your horses. 211 00:14:01,624 --> 00:14:03,226 Slow down, rookie. 212 00:14:04,394 --> 00:14:05,495 PLAYER: Oh, yeah! 213 00:14:05,528 --> 00:14:10,033 Uh, fellas, I want you to meet Mickey Mantle's monkey. 214 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,035 Curious George! Cool! 215 00:14:13,703 --> 00:14:15,538 I have read all your books. 216 00:14:15,571 --> 00:14:17,007 Randall. 217 00:14:18,174 --> 00:14:21,111 Gentlemen, meet your new mascot. 218 00:14:22,578 --> 00:14:24,547 Kirby figures he'll sell tickets. 219 00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:27,183 This is my assistant. 220 00:14:27,217 --> 00:14:29,619 Buderick J. Halsten. The pleasure is mine. 221 00:14:31,021 --> 00:14:33,256 (CHITTERING) Hey! Oh. 222 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,258 (CHUCKLING) You call me Buddy, okay? 223 00:14:36,226 --> 00:14:38,028 KIRBY: Buderick, no! 224 00:14:39,429 --> 00:14:40,429 Ow! 225 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,474 BUDDY: Gotta get a tetanus shot. 226 00:14:42,498 --> 00:14:46,736 I am Mr. Woods, your owner. 227 00:14:46,769 --> 00:14:48,714 Now, you keep that in mind, and we'll get along just fine. 228 00:14:48,738 --> 00:14:50,406 Nice monkey, okay. 229 00:14:52,075 --> 00:14:56,112 Oh, no! It's not a toy. That is private property! 230 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:59,215 BUDDY: Stop that. You give the nice man back his hair. Put it down! 231 00:14:59,249 --> 00:15:00,383 Back it up! No! 232 00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:02,152 Back it up! No! 233 00:15:02,185 --> 00:15:03,653 (STUTTERING) No. Give, give. 234 00:15:03,686 --> 00:15:05,221 Watch this, Jack. 235 00:15:05,255 --> 00:15:06,689 Where are your manners? It's mine! 236 00:15:06,722 --> 00:15:08,091 (ALL LAUGHING) 237 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,263 Cover me. Cover me. 238 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:16,199 (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 239 00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:20,103 Carry on, gentlemen. 240 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,471 (SIGHS) 241 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,606 I expect you to treat him as an equal. 242 00:15:23,639 --> 00:15:25,041 That shouldn't be too difficult. 243 00:15:25,075 --> 00:15:26,076 (BLOWING RASPBERRY) 244 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,513 Hi. I'm Randall Cszonka. 245 00:15:30,546 --> 00:15:33,083 Where's The Man in the Yellow Hat? 246 00:15:33,116 --> 00:15:35,651 CHUBB: Cszonka, I don't think he wants to talk right now. 247 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,520 Hey, why don't you hit some balls, huh? 248 00:15:37,553 --> 00:15:39,055 Knock some of those rocks loose? 249 00:15:39,089 --> 00:15:41,224 PLAYER: Come on, now. Come on, now. Let's go. 250 00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:45,261 All right, everybody back to work! 251 00:15:45,295 --> 00:15:48,564 Coop, did he do anything on the ride over? 252 00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:53,103 Well, on the freeway, he stuck his face out the window 253 00:15:53,136 --> 00:15:55,605 and slobbered in the wind like a dog. 254 00:15:55,638 --> 00:15:58,708 (CHUCKLES) That's all? 255 00:15:58,741 --> 00:16:02,112 Yeah. What do you expect? He's an animal, Chubb. 256 00:16:02,145 --> 00:16:04,247 It's not like he plays ball or anything. 257 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,448 Well... PLAYER: Heads! 258 00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:08,651 (ED SCREECHING) 259 00:16:08,684 --> 00:16:10,220 UMPIRE: Out! 260 00:16:11,621 --> 00:16:14,124 (CHUCKLES) No, Coop. 261 00:16:14,157 --> 00:16:16,092 It's not like he plays ball or anything. 262 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:21,397 Oh, uh, how's your arm? Can you throw too? 263 00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:22,598 (LAUGHING) (CHITTERING) 264 00:16:30,706 --> 00:16:32,108 (CHITTERING) 265 00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:38,148 (LAUGHS GOOFILY) Cool. 266 00:16:38,781 --> 00:16:39,815 COOPER: Whoa! 267 00:16:46,356 --> 00:16:47,757 Whoo! (LAUGHTER) 268 00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:51,761 Hijole, nobody could beat his throw, Mano. 269 00:16:51,794 --> 00:16:54,730 Dudes! Dudes! With an arm like that, 270 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,566 man, it would make us look great! 271 00:17:00,636 --> 00:17:02,205 You're kidding, right? 272 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,749 No, no, no, no. Come on, come on, hey, Coop. 273 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,908 Look, remember, biologically speaking, 274 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,244 he's this close to you and me. 275 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,756 Okay, and there ain't much to bein' a ballplayer if you're a ballplayer. 276 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:11,814 Look at Zonk. 277 00:17:11,847 --> 00:17:12,915 (GROANING) 278 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,184 (ALL LAUGHING) 279 00:17:14,217 --> 00:17:16,752 Hey, Coop, what's his name? 280 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,489 I don't know. "Ed," I think. 281 00:17:19,522 --> 00:17:22,692 You guys play with the monkey, all right? I got work to do. 282 00:17:22,725 --> 00:17:27,697 Eduardo, as they say back home, mi casa es su casa. 283 00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:31,201 Eddie, hell of a rifle you got goin', bud. Welcome aboard, dude. 284 00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:32,902 (GRUNTS) 285 00:17:32,935 --> 00:17:35,405 (LAUGHS) He's strong, man. 286 00:17:35,438 --> 00:17:37,207 You're tickling me. 287 00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:40,510 Yo, come on, Ed. Hey, come on. 288 00:17:40,543 --> 00:17:41,744 Get him! No! No, no! 289 00:17:51,754 --> 00:17:53,223 (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 290 00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:04,200 Not a bad idea. 291 00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:09,639 (EXHALES) 292 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:13,376 CHUBB: Come on, ladies, don't be shy. Take your chances. 293 00:18:13,409 --> 00:18:15,345 Short stick rooms with the monkey. 294 00:18:15,378 --> 00:18:16,955 PLAYER: Hey, it won't be me. I'll tell you that right now. 295 00:18:16,979 --> 00:18:18,248 (CLEARS THROAT) 296 00:18:18,948 --> 00:18:20,783 (CLEARS THROAT) You okay, Chubb? 297 00:18:20,816 --> 00:18:22,652 Come on, take it, for cry... 298 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,354 (PLAYERS MURMURING) 299 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,225 (CLEARS THROAT) 300 00:18:36,899 --> 00:18:39,502 Gee, I wonder which one I'm gonna get. 301 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:42,405 Well, I'll be dumped in sheep dip. 302 00:18:42,438 --> 00:18:44,507 (PLAYERS LAUGHING) Sleep tight, rookie. 303 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,942 (PLAYERS CHATTERING) 304 00:18:46,976 --> 00:18:48,420 PLAYER 1: Don't get too close, eh, Coop. 305 00:18:48,444 --> 00:18:49,779 PLAYER 2: Sorry, Coop. 306 00:18:49,812 --> 00:18:52,582 How the hell did that happen? 307 00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:54,216 Well, I guess it's like I said, huh? 308 00:18:54,584 --> 00:18:56,652 Must be your lucky day. 309 00:18:56,686 --> 00:18:58,288 Forget it, Chubb. No way. 310 00:18:58,321 --> 00:19:00,756 Come on. Everything was fair and square. 311 00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:02,558 Chubb, he doesn't even like me. (CHITTERING) 312 00:19:02,592 --> 00:19:04,794 Yeah, he does... Look at that, huh? 313 00:19:04,827 --> 00:19:05,995 (LAUGHING) 314 00:19:06,028 --> 00:19:07,997 Yeah, well, I don't like him. 315 00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:11,567 Oh, I don't care. You room with Ed. Case closed. 316 00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:17,707 Hey! Hey! Hey! Watch the door! This is a classic. 317 00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:23,979 (GRUNTS) 318 00:19:24,013 --> 00:19:25,013 (GRUNTS BACK) 319 00:19:32,722 --> 00:19:34,824 All right, this way. Come on. 320 00:19:34,857 --> 00:19:38,928 Oh, no, no, no, no. I carry my food, you carry your food. 321 00:19:48,037 --> 00:19:49,972 Look, Mom! LYDIA: I know he's up there, Liz. 322 00:19:50,005 --> 00:19:51,907 No, he... 323 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:52,951 He would've talked to me a dozen times already if he wanted to. 324 00:19:52,975 --> 00:19:54,009 Mom, just look. 325 00:19:55,545 --> 00:19:57,880 (LAUGHS) Excuse me? 326 00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:03,519 Uh, you know, most people just get a dog. 327 00:20:03,553 --> 00:20:06,422 COOPER: Oh, he's not mine. He belongs to the team. 328 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:10,092 He's the new mascot. I'm sort of baby-sitting. 329 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,362 LIZ: He got a name, Mr. Deuce? (GROANS) 330 00:20:12,395 --> 00:20:14,029 Yeah, Ed. His name's Ed. 331 00:20:14,864 --> 00:20:17,700 Hi, Ed. I'm Liz. I live downstairs. 332 00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,001 He's pretty cute. 333 00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:21,637 Yeah, I guess. Do you like back hair? 334 00:20:21,671 --> 00:20:24,940 (LAUGHING) Well, it works on him. 335 00:20:31,113 --> 00:20:34,083 Uh, do you want to come over for dinner? 336 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,918 Only if Ed comes. 337 00:20:35,951 --> 00:20:37,720 I'm making spaghetti. 338 00:20:37,753 --> 00:20:39,398 Honey, there's one more bag in the car. Could you go get it? 339 00:20:39,422 --> 00:20:41,090 Uh... Whoa! Ed! 340 00:20:42,725 --> 00:20:43,926 (CHITTERING) 341 00:20:47,697 --> 00:20:50,032 Would you look at that? The perfect man. 342 00:20:50,566 --> 00:20:51,901 (CHUCKLES) 343 00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:53,636 Look, Mom. He likes your flowers. 344 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,104 Well, that proves it. 345 00:20:55,137 --> 00:20:57,640 I'm glad someone around here stops and smells 'em. 346 00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:03,646 Are you trying to tell me something? 347 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:07,082 No, I just invited you over for spaghetti, trying to be neighborly. 348 00:21:07,116 --> 00:21:09,151 Thought people from Oregon were into that. 349 00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,596 COOPER: Apparently, people from Oregon 350 00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:13,723 are into choking when it really counts. 351 00:21:13,756 --> 00:21:15,591 Until I work out of this slump, I... 352 00:21:16,626 --> 00:21:18,160 I gotta take a rain check. 353 00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:19,193 But thanks. 354 00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:21,997 (WHISTLES) 355 00:21:23,666 --> 00:21:24,900 (LAUGHS) 356 00:21:26,602 --> 00:21:27,437 LIZ: Bye, Ed. 357 00:21:27,470 --> 00:21:28,838 (CHITTERS) 358 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:29,972 See you later. 359 00:21:32,174 --> 00:21:33,976 He is one troubled guy. 360 00:21:34,009 --> 00:21:36,011 I guess. But he's got a great butt. 361 00:21:36,746 --> 00:21:38,013 Elizabeth! 362 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,749 (CHITTERING) 363 00:21:40,616 --> 00:21:41,984 (GROANING) 364 00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:51,026 COOPER: What? I just moved in. Give me a break. 365 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,496 And that business downstairs with the groceries. 366 00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:55,998 Oh, you're such a brown noser. 367 00:21:56,031 --> 00:21:57,633 Yeah. Look at it. 368 00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:59,401 It's totally brown. 369 00:21:59,935 --> 00:22:01,403 (CHITTERING) 370 00:22:03,172 --> 00:22:04,172 Hey! 371 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:05,808 Hey! 372 00:22:07,109 --> 00:22:08,177 Hey! 373 00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:09,479 (HITS ED'S BACK) 374 00:22:09,512 --> 00:22:11,681 (COUGHS) Huh? 375 00:22:11,714 --> 00:22:13,916 Didn't your mother ever tell you not to do that? 376 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:25,595 Get down! Get down off of there. 377 00:22:25,628 --> 00:22:26,896 (KNOCKING ON TABLE) 378 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:27,997 Get down! 379 00:22:30,132 --> 00:22:32,034 What's the matter with you? 380 00:22:32,067 --> 00:22:33,736 (LOUD WHIMPERING) 381 00:22:35,538 --> 00:22:38,207 Oh, oh, okay. All right. Come on. Outside. 382 00:22:40,009 --> 00:22:41,877 Outside. Come on. Outside. 383 00:22:41,911 --> 00:22:43,846 Hurry up. Come on. 384 00:22:43,879 --> 00:22:46,115 No, no, not in my bathroom! 385 00:22:48,684 --> 00:22:50,085 Get out of there. 386 00:22:50,853 --> 00:22:52,454 I'm warning you. 387 00:22:52,888 --> 00:22:54,023 (UNZIPPING) 388 00:22:54,056 --> 00:22:55,558 (ED GRUNTING) 389 00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:57,259 Don't you do it. 390 00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:58,728 (FARTING) 391 00:22:58,761 --> 00:23:00,863 Oh, bad monkey! Bad! Damn it! 392 00:23:00,896 --> 00:23:02,097 (ED MOANING) 393 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,633 Get outta there! (TOILET FLUSHES) 394 00:23:04,734 --> 00:23:06,235 You blew it, pal. 395 00:23:06,268 --> 00:23:09,539 How could you poop where I go to the bathroom, huh? 396 00:23:09,572 --> 00:23:12,708 Oh, I'm gonna be sick. Hey! Come here! Come here! Hey! 397 00:23:13,609 --> 00:23:15,110 (SPRAYING) 398 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:16,879 All right, that's it! Now get outta there! 399 00:23:16,912 --> 00:23:18,147 (SCRUBBING) Hey! 400 00:23:19,181 --> 00:23:20,550 Ed! 401 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:21,917 (ED HUMMING) 402 00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,253 (SCRUBBING CONTINUES) 403 00:23:26,556 --> 00:23:28,123 (TOILET FLUSHES) 404 00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:29,725 (SPRAYING) 405 00:23:29,759 --> 00:23:31,727 (HUMMING CONTINUES) 406 00:23:42,772 --> 00:23:45,875 Jesus! You went ape with the air freshener too. 407 00:23:46,241 --> 00:23:47,843 Get down! 408 00:23:50,212 --> 00:23:51,280 (CHITTERING) 409 00:23:51,313 --> 00:23:53,883 Don't even think about it. 410 00:23:53,916 --> 00:23:55,885 Hey, get away from my TV. 411 00:23:56,919 --> 00:23:58,187 Where do you think you're going? 412 00:23:59,622 --> 00:24:01,591 Not in there. That's my bedroom! No! 413 00:24:02,224 --> 00:24:03,793 Get down off the bed. 414 00:24:20,643 --> 00:24:22,011 (SIGHS) 415 00:24:23,312 --> 00:24:24,980 (ED WHOOPING) 416 00:24:26,248 --> 00:24:27,883 (HOLLERING) 417 00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:30,019 (CREAKING) 418 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:31,987 (CRASHING) Aw, man! 419 00:24:35,858 --> 00:24:37,126 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 420 00:24:37,159 --> 00:24:38,193 Go away! 421 00:24:38,994 --> 00:24:40,329 (ED WHIMPERING) 422 00:24:47,102 --> 00:24:48,871 (SIGHS) 423 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:51,040 I'm gonna spank that monkey. 424 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:52,341 (QUIET CHITTERING) (CLATTERING) 425 00:25:07,957 --> 00:25:08,958 (EXCITED CHITTERING) 426 00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:20,235 Whee! (GASPS) 427 00:25:24,707 --> 00:25:26,208 Very impressive. 428 00:25:26,241 --> 00:25:29,044 Does this mean you want to help me practice, Ed? 429 00:25:29,078 --> 00:25:30,946 All right, watch this. 430 00:25:36,986 --> 00:25:38,187 (CHITTERING) 431 00:25:45,060 --> 00:25:48,731 You think you're the only guy with an arm around here, Ed? Huh? 432 00:25:49,431 --> 00:25:50,431 No problem. 433 00:25:57,740 --> 00:25:59,308 (EXCITED CHITTERING) 434 00:26:01,243 --> 00:26:03,979 (GROANS) Why can't I do this in a game? 435 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,882 Oh, geez, we're late! Ed! 436 00:26:06,916 --> 00:26:08,417 Enough goofin' around. Let's hit it. 437 00:26:08,450 --> 00:26:10,052 (CHITTERING) 438 00:26:14,857 --> 00:26:17,292 Nice. 439 00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:20,262 ART: The Sharks are eating Cooper alive in the fourth. 440 00:26:20,295 --> 00:26:21,330 Hi, Uncle Art. 441 00:26:21,363 --> 00:26:22,364 Hey, Lizzie. 442 00:26:25,367 --> 00:26:27,045 If you weren't my niece, I'd make you pay for that. 443 00:26:27,069 --> 00:26:28,113 One day you'll thank me, Uncle Art. 444 00:26:28,137 --> 00:26:29,438 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 445 00:26:29,471 --> 00:26:32,307 Okay, Cooper leans in for the sign. 446 00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:34,176 He's shaking it off, again! 447 00:26:34,209 --> 00:26:35,677 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 448 00:26:36,278 --> 00:26:37,747 Oh, no, Deuce, don't. 449 00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:39,882 Even start thinking about it. 450 00:26:39,915 --> 00:26:42,051 Hey, Coop. He'll tag it. Don't throw the... 451 00:26:43,285 --> 00:26:44,920 (GROANS) 452 00:26:47,156 --> 00:26:49,691 My God, he's gonna throw the curve again. 453 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,227 BARNETT: Show time. 454 00:26:52,261 --> 00:26:53,929 Sit down, Barnett! 455 00:26:57,266 --> 00:26:58,333 Whoa! 456 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,235 In! 457 00:27:00,269 --> 00:27:02,404 ART: (OVER LOUDSPEAKER) That ball is history. 458 00:27:02,437 --> 00:27:03,839 (LAUGHING) Oh, boy! 459 00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:06,809 And from the look on Chubb's face, so is Cooper. 460 00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:09,812 Guess we know where he's headed. 461 00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:11,947 RODRIGUEZ: Hey, Coop, turn around. PLAYER: Hey, Jack. 462 00:27:11,981 --> 00:27:15,184 (LAUGHING) I know you got a lot on your mind, but, I mean, come on. 463 00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:17,219 RODRIGUEZ: Turn around. 464 00:27:17,252 --> 00:27:20,155 He's washing the bad luck off his uniform, Anderson. 465 00:27:20,189 --> 00:27:24,159 Yeah, well, he better stand under Niagara Falls for a week, 466 00:27:24,193 --> 00:27:27,262 with a case of Tide and a wire brush. 467 00:27:27,296 --> 00:27:28,363 Yeah, right, dude. 468 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:30,299 (LAUGHING) BARNETT: I'm only trying to thank him. 469 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:34,236 Thanks. 470 00:27:36,205 --> 00:27:40,009 Look, nobody's ever thrown a perfect curveball, 471 00:27:40,042 --> 00:27:42,344 so I know that's still up for grabs. 472 00:27:42,377 --> 00:27:44,947 But the world's worst curve, 473 00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:47,516 that can never be thrown again. 474 00:27:47,549 --> 00:27:49,551 Because, Deuce, 475 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:51,320 you just threw it. 476 00:27:51,353 --> 00:27:55,224 Great speech, Barnett. Just so I don't forget a word of it, 477 00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:56,935 why don't you take that pencil out of your pants 478 00:27:56,959 --> 00:27:58,093 and write it down for me? 479 00:27:58,127 --> 00:27:59,795 (PLAYERS LAUGHING) 480 00:28:02,397 --> 00:28:03,432 Dude. 481 00:28:04,867 --> 00:28:06,168 KIRBY: Hey, Cooper, got a minute? 482 00:28:06,201 --> 00:28:07,970 Yeah, Cooper, got a minute? 483 00:28:08,003 --> 00:28:09,171 COOPER: No. Good. 484 00:28:11,073 --> 00:28:13,342 KIRBY: All right, then. Enough levity. 485 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:15,444 We're all big boys here. 486 00:28:15,477 --> 00:28:17,279 Really big boys. 487 00:28:17,312 --> 00:28:21,016 A little word to the wise. You choke, you croak. 488 00:28:21,884 --> 00:28:22,985 Okay? 489 00:28:24,854 --> 00:28:28,257 Cooper! You left the water on again. 490 00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:30,225 California's half desert, son. 491 00:28:30,259 --> 00:28:32,161 Waste not, want not. 492 00:28:44,173 --> 00:28:45,240 (PLAYER GASPS) 493 00:28:45,274 --> 00:28:46,942 (PLAYERS LAUGHING) 494 00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:48,077 (PLAYER WHOOPING) 495 00:28:50,112 --> 00:28:51,246 (CHUCKLES) 496 00:28:52,247 --> 00:28:54,116 I said yes, but later. 497 00:28:57,552 --> 00:29:01,957 Well, what's the occasion? 498 00:29:01,991 --> 00:29:05,027 Since when do you need a special occasion to drink a beer? 499 00:29:05,060 --> 00:29:07,396 No, I just meant... 500 00:29:07,429 --> 00:29:09,498 Why the umbrella was on it. 501 00:29:09,531 --> 00:29:11,533 Huh? Oh, those. 502 00:29:13,535 --> 00:29:15,004 We're 30 games in. 503 00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:18,173 Already? 504 00:29:18,207 --> 00:29:21,911 (CHUCKLES) Let's start with a real easy one, huh? 505 00:29:21,944 --> 00:29:23,345 (TISKS) Barnett. 506 00:29:28,951 --> 00:29:30,652 Heads. 507 00:29:30,685 --> 00:29:33,588 Looks like he'll be in the majors someday. 508 00:29:33,622 --> 00:29:35,024 Still works. 509 00:29:36,158 --> 00:29:37,159 Cooper. 510 00:29:52,942 --> 00:29:56,511 Well, hacksaw my legs and call me "Shorty". 511 00:29:57,579 --> 00:30:00,950 Okay, shorty, I'll try it again. 512 00:30:00,983 --> 00:30:02,151 No, no. No. 513 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,021 Let it set there a while. 514 00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:10,492 We'll see what side Cooper comes up on. 515 00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:13,895 (LAUGHS) Yeah. 516 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:17,933 How about that? 517 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:20,235 Here you go. 518 00:30:21,503 --> 00:30:22,604 (MICROWAVE BEEPING) 519 00:30:22,637 --> 00:30:24,974 Stuff builds strong bodies 12 ways. 520 00:30:25,007 --> 00:30:26,341 (CHITTERING) 521 00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:29,011 No, I'm not eating that. Mine's right here. 522 00:30:29,044 --> 00:30:30,145 Ooh. This looks good. 523 00:30:33,382 --> 00:30:35,184 Uh-uh-uh-uh! 524 00:30:35,650 --> 00:30:38,120 (WHIMPERING) 525 00:30:38,153 --> 00:30:40,189 Right there. That's yours. Right there. 526 00:30:44,326 --> 00:30:45,327 (SIGHS) 527 00:30:46,295 --> 00:30:48,030 Hey, Speed loves this stuff. 528 00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:51,100 Look. Look at that. Gold medal. See that? 529 00:30:51,133 --> 00:30:52,333 Now, dig in, stinky. (WHIMPERS) 530 00:31:01,676 --> 00:31:03,112 (GROANS) 531 00:31:05,314 --> 00:31:06,681 It's great. 532 00:31:09,184 --> 00:31:12,587 Hey, hey! Hey! All right, all right. 533 00:31:13,222 --> 00:31:14,356 (CHOMPING) 534 00:31:15,324 --> 00:31:16,525 (CHITTERING) 535 00:31:20,362 --> 00:31:22,097 Oh! (SPITS) 536 00:31:22,131 --> 00:31:23,332 Oh, God! 537 00:31:23,365 --> 00:31:24,733 Mmm. 538 00:31:24,766 --> 00:31:26,301 Mmm. 539 00:31:31,740 --> 00:31:33,142 Yuck! (ED TURNS ON TV) 540 00:31:33,175 --> 00:31:36,378 MAN: (ON TV) ...to our late night special, The Descent of Man. 541 00:31:36,411 --> 00:31:39,014 NARRATOR: Man's senses are much less acute. 542 00:31:39,048 --> 00:31:40,749 He can't see like a falcon, 543 00:31:40,782 --> 00:31:43,452 smell everything a dog smells... 544 00:31:43,485 --> 00:31:44,753 All right. 545 00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:48,323 You wanna play hardball, huh, Ed? 546 00:31:48,357 --> 00:31:51,026 No problem. Two people can play at that. 547 00:31:52,194 --> 00:31:53,462 Yeah, so enjoy my dinner, 548 00:31:53,495 --> 00:31:55,597 'cause you're sleeping outside. 549 00:31:55,630 --> 00:31:59,334 Possesses a brain that gives it the capacity of imagination 550 00:31:59,368 --> 00:32:02,237 far beyond the limited mental activity needed for daily survival. 551 00:32:03,138 --> 00:32:04,273 (CHOMPING) 552 00:32:06,208 --> 00:32:07,342 (BURPING) 553 00:32:07,376 --> 00:32:08,719 small appendages is outside his mouth, 554 00:32:08,743 --> 00:32:14,183 and only man has developed a singular ability to reason 555 00:32:14,216 --> 00:32:15,784 and to plan far into the future. 556 00:32:27,829 --> 00:32:29,298 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 557 00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:35,304 (POUNDING ON DOOR) 558 00:32:36,805 --> 00:32:39,141 (WHIMPERING) 559 00:32:39,508 --> 00:32:41,476 Give me a break. 560 00:32:41,510 --> 00:32:44,646 It's summertime, and you're covered in fur. 561 00:32:44,679 --> 00:32:46,315 I think you'll live. 562 00:32:46,348 --> 00:32:47,782 (WHIMPERING) 563 00:32:49,251 --> 00:32:50,285 (DOORBELL RINGS) 564 00:32:50,319 --> 00:32:51,786 (POUNDING ON DOOR) 565 00:32:54,589 --> 00:32:56,725 (WHIMPERING) 566 00:32:56,758 --> 00:33:00,395 How dumb do I look? Huh? 567 00:33:00,429 --> 00:33:02,764 You wanted to play hardball, remember? 568 00:33:02,797 --> 00:33:06,768 There's a sandbox down there, so, go pee your socks off. 569 00:33:06,801 --> 00:33:08,737 And quit bangin' on the door. 570 00:33:11,340 --> 00:33:12,641 (GROANING) 571 00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:21,116 What the... 572 00:33:21,483 --> 00:33:22,717 (GRUNTS) 573 00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:28,623 Pillow? 574 00:33:28,657 --> 00:33:29,858 (CHITTERING) 575 00:33:39,268 --> 00:33:40,611 PAGEANT CONTESTANT: (OVER TV) but I'm like, 576 00:33:40,635 --> 00:33:41,270 Oh, my God, there's so many beautiful women. 577 00:33:41,303 --> 00:33:42,704 I couldn't believe it. 578 00:33:42,737 --> 00:33:44,906 I didn't come here with the expectation of winning 579 00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:47,576 because you can't do that with that many girls, 580 00:33:47,609 --> 00:33:51,246 but I was surprised when I got here that the girls are very... 581 00:33:52,347 --> 00:33:53,648 Whoa. Whoa. 582 00:33:53,682 --> 00:33:55,317 (TV AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 583 00:33:55,350 --> 00:33:58,420 Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? 584 00:33:58,453 --> 00:33:59,754 (GROANING) 585 00:34:02,824 --> 00:34:04,226 (ROARING) 586 00:34:04,259 --> 00:34:06,195 (EXCITED GASPS) 587 00:34:06,228 --> 00:34:08,530 (AIRPLANES DRONING ON TV) 588 00:34:08,563 --> 00:34:09,764 (ED SQUEALING) 589 00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:20,475 (CHATTERING) 590 00:34:28,917 --> 00:34:30,752 (SIGHS) Ed! 591 00:34:30,785 --> 00:34:33,222 (NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYING ON TV) 592 00:34:41,363 --> 00:34:42,497 (ED HUMMING ANTHEM) 593 00:34:58,012 --> 00:34:59,814 Mail call, gentlemen! 594 00:35:00,782 --> 00:35:01,850 Stats! 595 00:35:01,883 --> 00:35:03,252 Right here. There we go. 596 00:35:03,285 --> 00:35:04,453 Barnett! 597 00:35:04,486 --> 00:35:05,720 Present. 598 00:35:05,754 --> 00:35:07,556 Zonk! All right. 599 00:35:07,589 --> 00:35:08,923 Cooper! 600 00:35:08,957 --> 00:35:11,260 Another care package from your mommy. 601 00:35:11,293 --> 00:35:12,494 (CHITTERING) Hey. 602 00:35:15,297 --> 00:35:17,198 Oh, you like that hat, huh? 603 00:35:17,832 --> 00:35:19,434 (TIPTON LAUGHING) 604 00:35:21,403 --> 00:35:23,738 TIPTON: Okay, all right. All right. All right. 605 00:35:23,772 --> 00:35:25,674 Oh, Coop, man, you're wastin' it. 606 00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:27,709 Wastin' what? 607 00:35:27,742 --> 00:35:31,946 "Wastin' what?" Duh. The luck. 608 00:35:31,980 --> 00:35:34,849 Man, this is precious, you know, like gold. 609 00:35:36,518 --> 00:35:37,919 (PLAYERS CHATTERING) 610 00:35:39,688 --> 00:35:41,723 Oh, my God! 611 00:35:43,592 --> 00:35:44,993 PLAYER: Who's seen my bag of dirt? 612 00:35:45,026 --> 00:35:46,786 (SNIFFING) Have you seen my lucky bag of dirt? 613 00:35:48,297 --> 00:35:49,998 Oh, that is fresh. 614 00:35:50,031 --> 00:35:51,366 (LAUGHS) 615 00:35:56,538 --> 00:35:58,006 (TIPTON CHUCKLES) 616 00:35:58,039 --> 00:35:59,874 TIPTON: Cut week's comin', Ed. 617 00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:04,746 You'll see guys hangin' onto the craziest things you've ever seen. 618 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:09,017 Rabbit's feet, earwax. 619 00:36:10,519 --> 00:36:13,422 But it's all rubber crutches. 620 00:36:13,455 --> 00:36:15,957 They'll collapse if you lean on 'em too much. 621 00:36:16,758 --> 00:36:19,394 There ain't no luck in here. 622 00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:20,462 (CHUCKLES) 623 00:36:20,495 --> 00:36:23,732 All the luck you'll ever need is right in here, 624 00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:24,966 and in here. 625 00:36:26,368 --> 00:36:28,370 And I got a little something 626 00:36:28,403 --> 00:36:31,039 for you to wrap and protect it in. 627 00:36:32,641 --> 00:36:34,676 Now, what do you think of that? 628 00:36:35,977 --> 00:36:37,479 (CHITTERING) 629 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:39,781 (EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY) 630 00:36:39,814 --> 00:36:40,982 That a boy. 631 00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:44,386 (CHITTERING) 632 00:36:44,419 --> 00:36:46,921 We even got you number seven, just like the Mick. 633 00:36:50,425 --> 00:36:51,660 (LAUGHING) 634 00:36:52,761 --> 00:36:54,763 He sure loves this game. 635 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,441 PLAYER: Let's get a good one today, fellas. 636 00:36:56,465 --> 00:36:57,899 Lucky guy. 637 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,969 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. 638 00:37:02,471 --> 00:37:05,940 In here and in here. Huh? 639 00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:07,409 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 640 00:37:07,909 --> 00:37:09,444 (LAUGHS) 641 00:37:14,516 --> 00:37:16,585 PLAYER: That a boy, Coop. Use that luck. 642 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,389 (CHUCKLING) Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 643 00:37:29,030 --> 00:37:30,999 (CROWD CHEERING) 644 00:37:31,032 --> 00:37:32,472 Get him out! Get him out! Get him out! 645 00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:34,836 (STADIUM ORGAN PLAYING) 646 00:37:40,174 --> 00:37:41,109 Down! Get down! Get down! 647 00:37:41,142 --> 00:37:42,644 Safe! 648 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:43,978 (GROANS) (CROWD BOOING) 649 00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:47,148 You can lead the boy to water 650 00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:48,950 or you can take the fish out of the country, 651 00:37:48,983 --> 00:37:52,120 but you can't make the horse drink, Chubb. 652 00:37:52,153 --> 00:37:53,988 Yeah, that's clear as mud. 653 00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:57,426 What's next? 654 00:37:57,459 --> 00:37:59,761 ART: The pitch is popped up! 655 00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:04,799 Way, way, way up. 656 00:38:04,833 --> 00:38:06,435 ANDERSON: I got it! Anderson's under it, 657 00:38:06,468 --> 00:38:09,037 and he's... down. 658 00:38:09,070 --> 00:38:10,071 Can you believe it? 659 00:38:11,573 --> 00:38:13,408 I had to ask. 660 00:38:13,442 --> 00:38:14,476 Give him a hand. 661 00:38:14,509 --> 00:38:16,811 ART: I've seen better hands on a snake. 662 00:38:16,845 --> 00:38:18,647 Time, Ump! 663 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,949 UMPIRE: Who you gonna sub, Chubb? 664 00:38:20,982 --> 00:38:22,751 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 665 00:38:22,784 --> 00:38:24,218 ART: The ump calls time 666 00:38:24,252 --> 00:38:27,489 as they haul the lanky third baseman back to the dugout. 667 00:38:27,522 --> 00:38:30,091 Ooh, but that gives me a chance to remind you good folks 668 00:38:30,124 --> 00:38:33,928 that Tuesday is Rocket Day at Joe's Quick Lube. 669 00:38:33,962 --> 00:38:36,831 Come in for an oil change, and get a free ticket to the game. 670 00:38:36,865 --> 00:38:39,601 It's a good deal for those tired wheels. 671 00:38:46,575 --> 00:38:49,444 Okay, Ed, let's give it a shot, huh? 672 00:38:50,044 --> 00:38:51,179 (CHITTERING EXCITEDLY) 673 00:38:52,213 --> 00:38:54,983 Hey, Chubb! Sub the monkey. 674 00:38:55,016 --> 00:38:57,886 He's the best looking player you got. 675 00:38:57,919 --> 00:39:02,657 Farley, that's the first good idea you've had in 20 years. 676 00:39:02,691 --> 00:39:04,526 ART: Oh, isn't that cute? 677 00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:06,495 Ed's tagging along with Chubb. 678 00:39:06,528 --> 00:39:08,863 Hang onto your peanuts, Rockets fans. 679 00:39:08,897 --> 00:39:09,964 Playin' third, Chubb? 680 00:39:09,998 --> 00:39:13,234 Well, reserve third. A hell of a glove. 681 00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:14,836 What the hell's going on here, Bobby? 682 00:39:14,869 --> 00:39:16,638 Tell Chubb to get this animal off the field. 683 00:39:16,671 --> 00:39:17,772 We got a ballgame to play. 684 00:39:17,806 --> 00:39:19,107 Can this animal play ball, Chubb? 685 00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:22,544 Why, it's all he does. Stats, rule book! 686 00:39:22,577 --> 00:39:24,913 Player eligibility. 687 00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:28,850 There exists no rule that requires a player to be of Homo sapien origin. 688 00:39:28,883 --> 00:39:30,752 Homo what? 689 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:31,886 (LAUGHS) Oh, wait a minute. 690 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,087 You guys are yankin' my chain. 691 00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:35,089 You're in on this together, right? 692 00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:37,091 It's a monkey, for crying out loud. 693 00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:40,228 A chimpanzee, actually. His name's Ed. 694 00:39:40,261 --> 00:39:42,964 (STUTTERING) Sullivan. Ed Sullivan. 695 00:39:43,998 --> 00:39:45,634 I think he's serious, Greg. 696 00:39:45,667 --> 00:39:47,268 No, no, he's not serious. 697 00:39:47,301 --> 00:39:49,270 Chubb, you're not putting that monkey in this game. 698 00:39:49,303 --> 00:39:51,973 That monkey does not play in this baseball game. 699 00:39:52,006 --> 00:39:54,142 Look, we let all kinds of people play this game... 700 00:39:54,175 --> 00:39:55,777 Oh, that's big of you, Greg. 701 00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:56,945 Now, that's not what I mean. 702 00:39:56,978 --> 00:39:58,547 You know that's not what I mean, Bobby. 703 00:39:58,580 --> 00:40:00,290 But when it comes to a monkey, I draw the line. 704 00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:01,983 No, no, it's not a monkey. 705 00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:05,820 He's a third baseman. 706 00:40:05,854 --> 00:40:08,623 Fine. But I am not gonna be a part of this travesty! 707 00:40:08,657 --> 00:40:10,224 Oh, fine! You're outta here! 708 00:40:10,258 --> 00:40:11,258 Fine! 709 00:40:11,860 --> 00:40:13,494 (CROWD CHEERING) 710 00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:21,703 Baseball is America's game. 711 00:40:21,736 --> 00:40:24,573 Every American, regardless of race, 712 00:40:24,606 --> 00:40:27,208 creed, color, species, 713 00:40:27,241 --> 00:40:31,045 body hair, brain size, 714 00:40:31,079 --> 00:40:33,314 has the right to play the game. 715 00:40:33,347 --> 00:40:35,016 (CHITTERING) Take your position, son. 716 00:40:37,952 --> 00:40:39,754 Play ball! 717 00:40:41,656 --> 00:40:43,992 Why not? No outs, bases loaded, 718 00:40:44,025 --> 00:40:47,095 top of the sixth, ape on third. 719 00:40:47,128 --> 00:40:49,774 You know, I'm probably the first announcer in history who's said that. 720 00:40:49,798 --> 00:40:50,665 I'll alert the media. 721 00:40:50,699 --> 00:40:52,233 Oh, darling. 722 00:40:52,266 --> 00:40:53,534 I am the media. 723 00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:06,781 (CHITTERING) 724 00:41:08,049 --> 00:41:09,751 UMPIRE: He's out! 725 00:41:09,784 --> 00:41:10,985 (CROWD CHEERING) 726 00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:15,056 UMPIRE: You're out! 727 00:41:15,089 --> 00:41:16,324 (CHITTERING) 728 00:41:18,192 --> 00:41:19,427 Damn! 729 00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:23,197 That's the first unassisted triple play I ever seen, Chubb! 730 00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:27,836 Tip, I, just this second, became totally unafraid of dying. 731 00:41:27,869 --> 00:41:30,304 (CHEERING) 732 00:41:30,338 --> 00:41:32,774 Looks like we got us a third baseman. 733 00:41:32,807 --> 00:41:34,843 (LAUGHING) Yeah! 734 00:41:34,876 --> 00:41:36,611 (CHEERING) 735 00:41:36,645 --> 00:41:38,613 He's short, Chubb. 736 00:41:38,647 --> 00:41:41,049 Real short. 737 00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:44,085 Teeniest strike zone I ever seen. 738 00:41:44,118 --> 00:41:45,820 Now, look, we can win with a walk. 739 00:41:45,854 --> 00:41:47,121 (CHITTERING) 740 00:41:47,155 --> 00:41:50,825 Try and get a walk. Four balls. Four balls. 741 00:41:50,859 --> 00:41:52,961 Am I gettin' through to you? Huh? 742 00:41:52,994 --> 00:41:54,195 Here you go. 743 00:41:58,132 --> 00:42:01,102 Snafu, Ed. We don't carry bats in your size. 744 00:42:02,336 --> 00:42:03,738 (GRUNTING) 745 00:42:04,806 --> 00:42:06,074 (LAUGHING) 746 00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:09,744 PLAYER: Get him, Ed. We do now. 747 00:42:09,778 --> 00:42:10,845 (LAUGHING) 748 00:42:10,879 --> 00:42:11,989 ART: How do you pitch to a guy 749 00:42:12,013 --> 00:42:14,148 with a strike zone smaller than the ball? 750 00:42:14,182 --> 00:42:16,217 Well, folks, with the game tied in the ninth 751 00:42:16,250 --> 00:42:17,451 and the bases loaded, 752 00:42:17,485 --> 00:42:20,655 the Devils' pitcher better figure it out fast. 753 00:42:20,689 --> 00:42:21,999 Come on, come on, what you say, Ed? 754 00:42:22,023 --> 00:42:23,303 Banana daiquiris all around, pal. 755 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:26,661 UMPIRE: Ball one! 756 00:42:26,695 --> 00:42:28,062 (CHITTERING) 757 00:42:30,832 --> 00:42:32,333 (CROWD CHEERING) 758 00:42:33,768 --> 00:42:35,003 UMPIRE: Ball two! 759 00:42:37,171 --> 00:42:38,973 Hey, hey, hey! Get... 760 00:42:40,441 --> 00:42:42,019 ART: He seems to be having just a little trouble 761 00:42:42,043 --> 00:42:43,277 finding that strike zone... 762 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:44,679 With a microscope. 763 00:42:44,713 --> 00:42:45,780 (ART CHUCKLING) 764 00:42:48,049 --> 00:42:49,250 UMPIRE: Ball three! 765 00:42:49,283 --> 00:42:51,753 Ooh! The Sharks are about to get bit big-time. 766 00:42:51,786 --> 00:42:53,788 (CHITTERING) 767 00:42:53,822 --> 00:42:56,024 Patterson gets low. Real low. 768 00:42:57,926 --> 00:42:59,093 UMPIRE: Ball four! 769 00:42:59,127 --> 00:43:00,328 (CHEERING) 770 00:43:05,066 --> 00:43:06,234 (LAUGHING) 771 00:43:08,336 --> 00:43:09,336 Hey! 772 00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:18,980 CROWD: (CHANTING) Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed! 773 00:43:21,850 --> 00:43:23,818 (PLAYERS CHATTERING) 774 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,857 CSZONKA: Hey, Coop, put it in here quick. 775 00:43:32,927 --> 00:43:34,929 Gotta make sure it seals. 776 00:43:34,963 --> 00:43:39,033 Yellow and blue make green. 777 00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:40,902 See? 778 00:43:41,870 --> 00:43:43,738 This thing's loaded. 779 00:43:43,772 --> 00:43:45,306 Man, are you lucky! 780 00:43:46,407 --> 00:43:48,777 (SIGHS) Here you go. 781 00:43:55,516 --> 00:43:56,985 (CHITTERING) 782 00:43:58,486 --> 00:43:59,487 Thanks. 783 00:44:01,089 --> 00:44:03,091 Hey, Ed. Good game. 784 00:44:03,124 --> 00:44:04,325 (CHITTERING) 785 00:44:05,794 --> 00:44:07,428 Is Ed playing today? 786 00:44:07,461 --> 00:44:09,430 He certainly is, sweetheart. 787 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:17,438 (CHITTERING) 788 00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:26,948 ART: Way high! Ooh! Bad start for the rookie. 789 00:44:28,582 --> 00:44:32,253 (CHUCKLES) Oh, boy, here comes Chubb and Barnett. 790 00:44:35,924 --> 00:44:37,125 (SHOUTING) 791 00:44:41,529 --> 00:44:43,131 (CROWD CHEERING) 792 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,102 Hooray! Double bagger! 793 00:44:48,136 --> 00:44:50,538 Rockets win again! 794 00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:56,410 (ALL CHEERING) 795 00:45:10,424 --> 00:45:13,494 ART: The Santa Rosa Rockets have blasted out of the cellar 796 00:45:13,527 --> 00:45:16,164 and are zooming into the stratosphere, 797 00:45:16,197 --> 00:45:19,433 led by the hairy Houdini of the hot corner, 798 00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:21,469 Ed Sullivan! 799 00:45:21,502 --> 00:45:26,040 So, folks, let's hear it for your Santa Rosa Rockets! 800 00:45:26,074 --> 00:45:28,977 (CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY) 801 00:45:29,010 --> 00:45:31,980 Here we go, Ed. Get something going. Go. 802 00:45:40,488 --> 00:45:41,890 (CHITTERING) 803 00:45:45,193 --> 00:45:46,427 Huh? 804 00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:47,460 (CHUCKLES) 805 00:45:50,398 --> 00:45:52,133 Goddamn! 806 00:45:59,373 --> 00:46:03,177 Fellas, I hate giving this talk, but, well, that's my job. 807 00:46:03,211 --> 00:46:05,113 We've had a great ride lately. 808 00:46:05,146 --> 00:46:07,315 We're right back in the pennant race, 809 00:46:07,348 --> 00:46:09,283 and, well, you all should be proud. 810 00:46:09,317 --> 00:46:12,553 You played hard, and that's what counts. 811 00:46:12,586 --> 00:46:14,455 So don't take it personally if you get cut. 812 00:46:14,488 --> 00:46:15,532 PLAYER: I don't wanna get cut. 813 00:46:15,556 --> 00:46:18,059 CHUBB: That's just business. 814 00:46:18,092 --> 00:46:20,528 If it was up to me, I'd keep every one of you. 815 00:46:20,561 --> 00:46:21,862 Okay. 816 00:46:22,663 --> 00:46:24,332 (SOFT CHATTERING) 817 00:46:33,107 --> 00:46:34,508 PLAYER: All right, Stats. 818 00:46:36,377 --> 00:46:37,445 (EXHALES) 819 00:46:46,054 --> 00:46:48,456 DUSTY: (WHISPERING) Hey, yo, yo, look. 820 00:46:53,361 --> 00:46:55,696 PLAYER: Hey, Bobby. Bobby, what'd you get? 821 00:46:55,729 --> 00:46:57,198 (SIGHING) 822 00:46:58,299 --> 00:46:59,533 Oh, yes! 823 00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:14,315 (EXHALES) 824 00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:20,921 (SIGHS) 825 00:47:36,737 --> 00:47:38,606 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) 826 00:47:38,639 --> 00:47:40,174 (SNIFFING) 827 00:47:44,712 --> 00:47:47,315 All right, all right. Here we go. Come on. 828 00:47:48,482 --> 00:47:49,984 To Dizzy Anderson. 829 00:47:50,018 --> 00:47:51,319 ALL: To Dizzy! 830 00:47:51,352 --> 00:47:54,388 A really nice guy, and may it never happen to us. 831 00:47:54,422 --> 00:47:55,422 Amen. 832 00:47:59,593 --> 00:48:01,129 (CLEARS THROAT) 833 00:48:02,730 --> 00:48:04,065 Hey, guys. 834 00:48:06,067 --> 00:48:08,102 What's Dizzy gonna do now, huh? 835 00:48:09,103 --> 00:48:11,039 Play dirt leagues for 10 years, 836 00:48:11,072 --> 00:48:14,475 find some crappy job and die 837 00:48:14,508 --> 00:48:18,179 knowing he wasn't good enough for the Show. 838 00:48:20,214 --> 00:48:22,683 What the hell do you know, Barnett? 839 00:48:22,716 --> 00:48:26,287 Huh? Dizzy will be a hero in his hometown. 840 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,223 What are you gonna be when you go home? 841 00:48:29,257 --> 00:48:32,260 I'm not going home. I'm going to the Show. 842 00:48:36,330 --> 00:48:39,233 Dios mio. I hope I make El Show. 843 00:48:39,267 --> 00:48:40,734 To El Show! 844 00:48:40,768 --> 00:48:42,370 ALL: To El Show! 845 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,014 (CHUCKLES) 846 00:48:59,420 --> 00:49:00,688 (MUTTERS) 847 00:49:02,756 --> 00:49:04,225 (WHIMPERS) 848 00:49:04,258 --> 00:49:06,260 Oh. (CHUCKLING) 849 00:49:09,263 --> 00:49:10,564 Oh! (GRUNTS) 850 00:49:10,598 --> 00:49:11,632 (LAUGHING) 851 00:49:11,665 --> 00:49:13,367 (CHITTERING) 852 00:49:13,401 --> 00:49:14,735 Don't hesitate, 853 00:49:16,704 --> 00:49:18,206 designate. 854 00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:19,239 (CHITTERING) 855 00:49:21,142 --> 00:49:22,443 Ed. Ed! 856 00:49:25,879 --> 00:49:28,516 I was only kidding, Ed. Ed, I was... 857 00:49:29,517 --> 00:49:30,751 (GROANS) 858 00:49:32,620 --> 00:49:33,654 (TIRES SCREECHING) 859 00:49:33,687 --> 00:49:35,156 (CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 860 00:49:41,595 --> 00:49:42,596 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 861 00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:52,773 (BLOWING RASPBERRY) 862 00:50:00,714 --> 00:50:02,116 (CHITTERING) 863 00:50:34,382 --> 00:50:35,616 (GROANS) 864 00:50:38,186 --> 00:50:39,387 (ED HUMMING) 865 00:50:40,554 --> 00:50:41,655 (UNZIPPING) 866 00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:46,760 (URINATING) 867 00:50:48,696 --> 00:50:50,164 Don't hog it. 868 00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:53,767 (CONTINUES HUMMING) 869 00:50:53,801 --> 00:50:55,169 (URINATING) 870 00:50:55,769 --> 00:50:57,238 (SIGHING) 871 00:51:02,310 --> 00:51:03,811 (SIGHING) 872 00:51:05,379 --> 00:51:07,315 (FARTING) 873 00:51:07,348 --> 00:51:09,217 Oh, yeah, I hear ya. 874 00:51:10,351 --> 00:51:11,351 (GROANS) 875 00:51:13,521 --> 00:51:14,822 (BOTH ZIPPING) 876 00:51:18,326 --> 00:51:20,228 (TOILET FLUSHES) 877 00:51:20,261 --> 00:51:21,695 Thanks. (CHATTERS) 878 00:51:28,001 --> 00:51:29,537 (SIGHS) 879 00:51:29,570 --> 00:51:31,305 (CHITTERING SOFTLY) 880 00:51:38,011 --> 00:51:40,381 Speed, you gotta do something about that breath. 881 00:51:40,414 --> 00:51:41,415 (ED SNORING) 882 00:51:41,982 --> 00:51:43,217 Speed. 883 00:51:43,251 --> 00:51:44,552 (FARTING) (EXCLAIMS) 884 00:51:44,585 --> 00:51:46,220 (EXCLAIMS) 885 00:51:49,790 --> 00:51:51,191 (CHITTERING) 886 00:51:57,831 --> 00:51:59,467 (SIGHS) 887 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:00,568 (GROANS) 888 00:52:00,601 --> 00:52:01,869 (DOG BARKING) 889 00:52:02,770 --> 00:52:04,238 (PANTING) 890 00:52:06,307 --> 00:52:07,308 Hey, Deuce. 891 00:52:08,642 --> 00:52:10,344 Yeah, sweetheart? 892 00:52:10,378 --> 00:52:11,579 Are you gay? 893 00:52:13,381 --> 00:52:14,415 What? 894 00:52:14,448 --> 00:52:16,250 It'd be okay. No biggie. 895 00:52:16,284 --> 00:52:19,253 No. No. No, I'm not. 896 00:52:19,287 --> 00:52:21,322 Then why don't you like my mom? 897 00:52:22,390 --> 00:52:23,491 I do like your mom. 898 00:52:25,058 --> 00:52:26,660 Then why haven't you asked her out? 899 00:52:28,962 --> 00:52:30,898 (SIGHS) Well, uh... 900 00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:33,967 Is it because she has me? 901 00:52:34,868 --> 00:52:38,306 (TUTS) Oh, sweetheart. 902 00:52:38,339 --> 00:52:41,575 No. No, not at all. 903 00:52:41,609 --> 00:52:43,010 Here, it's like this. 904 00:52:45,779 --> 00:52:49,317 Does your mom make you do all your homework before you go out and play? 905 00:52:49,350 --> 00:52:50,818 Duh. 906 00:52:50,851 --> 00:52:55,723 Well, that's it, Liz. See, it doesn't really change much when you grow up. 907 00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:59,993 There's still work stuff that you gotta do before you can have any fun. 908 00:53:00,027 --> 00:53:02,062 Prioritizing, you mean? 909 00:53:02,095 --> 00:53:05,833 (CHUCKLING) Yeah, that's it. You got it. 910 00:53:05,866 --> 00:53:08,569 If I use a semi-bad word, would you not tell my mom? 911 00:53:10,771 --> 00:53:12,806 Your priorities suck, Jack. 912 00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:15,275 (CHUCKLES) 913 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:20,714 Hi, Mom. 914 00:53:20,748 --> 00:53:21,915 LYDIA: Hi, sweetheart. 915 00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:24,818 You look pretty today. 916 00:53:24,852 --> 00:53:27,321 Thanks, Liz. Morning, Jack. 917 00:53:27,555 --> 00:53:28,589 Hi. 918 00:53:32,526 --> 00:53:33,561 Mind if I pick you up? 919 00:53:33,594 --> 00:53:34,862 You don't have to pick me up. 920 00:53:34,895 --> 00:53:35,963 Bye. 921 00:53:36,597 --> 00:53:37,631 (GROANS) 922 00:53:37,665 --> 00:53:38,832 (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 923 00:53:38,866 --> 00:53:40,067 (SIGHS) 924 00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:43,036 TIPTON: You girls look lovely. 925 00:53:44,071 --> 00:53:45,339 Rough night? 926 00:53:45,373 --> 00:53:46,540 (CHUCKLING) 927 00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:48,108 PLAYER: Oh, boy. 928 00:53:48,141 --> 00:53:49,710 Mmm-hmm. 929 00:53:50,378 --> 00:53:51,512 (GROANING) 930 00:53:52,513 --> 00:53:53,513 Mmm. 931 00:53:55,082 --> 00:53:58,051 All right, ladies. Come on. Come on. Let's go. Hit it. 932 00:54:00,921 --> 00:54:02,322 (GROANING) 933 00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:06,360 Forget practice. You're all useless. 934 00:54:06,394 --> 00:54:07,561 Go on home. 935 00:54:08,762 --> 00:54:10,798 PLAYER: Oh, thanks. I love you. 936 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:21,742 Uh, Coop. 937 00:54:21,775 --> 00:54:24,445 Where you going? I just cancelled practice. 938 00:54:24,478 --> 00:54:26,880 Oh, I heard you, but I gotta work out. 939 00:54:28,115 --> 00:54:29,459 I'm gonna tell you something I never told 940 00:54:29,483 --> 00:54:31,585 another ballplayer in my whole life. 941 00:54:31,619 --> 00:54:32,986 Lighten the hell up. 942 00:54:34,788 --> 00:54:36,924 It's called a ballgame. 943 00:54:36,957 --> 00:54:39,660 It involves a ball, and it's a game. 944 00:54:39,693 --> 00:54:42,496 It's... Well, it's supposed to be fun. 945 00:54:42,530 --> 00:54:44,532 When was the last time you had any fun? 946 00:54:44,565 --> 00:54:45,966 I don't know, Chubb. 947 00:54:45,999 --> 00:54:47,501 That's what I figured. 948 00:54:47,535 --> 00:54:49,002 Now, take the day off. 949 00:54:49,036 --> 00:54:50,738 And do what? 950 00:54:50,771 --> 00:54:51,939 Well, uh... 951 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,842 (CHITTERING) 952 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:58,011 Hang out with your roommate. 953 00:54:58,045 --> 00:55:00,681 TIPTON: (CHUCKLING) Oh, no, no, no, no! Oh, no, you don't. 954 00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:02,015 (TIPTON LAUGHING) 955 00:55:08,188 --> 00:55:09,657 Whoo! 956 00:55:09,690 --> 00:55:10,758 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 957 00:55:16,697 --> 00:55:17,931 Oh, boy. 958 00:55:19,933 --> 00:55:21,110 What do you want to do next, Ed? 959 00:55:21,134 --> 00:55:23,904 Do you want to watch paint dry? 960 00:55:23,937 --> 00:55:25,172 Hey. (LIZ AND LYDIA CHATTERING) 961 00:55:25,205 --> 00:55:26,740 (CHITTERING) 962 00:55:26,774 --> 00:55:28,008 Whoa! 963 00:55:28,041 --> 00:55:29,810 Here, Ed. Mine are much heavier. 964 00:55:29,843 --> 00:55:31,645 Hi, Ed. Hi, Jack. Hey. 965 00:55:31,679 --> 00:55:33,581 I'm just gonna get the door. 966 00:55:34,582 --> 00:55:37,184 Well? What are you waiting for? 967 00:55:37,217 --> 00:55:38,519 Oh, uh... 968 00:55:39,687 --> 00:55:41,097 Can I... Oh, yeah, that would be great. 969 00:55:41,121 --> 00:55:43,223 Thanks. That's great. 970 00:55:43,256 --> 00:55:46,794 Oh, uh, just, uh, put 'em on the counter. 971 00:55:46,827 --> 00:55:48,462 (CHITTERING) 972 00:55:48,496 --> 00:55:49,930 COOPER: I'll just grab that last bag. 973 00:55:53,734 --> 00:55:56,770 Hey, Liz, do you think your mom would mind if I picked one of these? 974 00:55:56,804 --> 00:55:58,672 She'd mind if you didn't. 975 00:55:58,706 --> 00:55:59,840 (CHITTERING) 976 00:56:03,210 --> 00:56:05,078 You wanna ask her out for me, too? 977 00:56:05,112 --> 00:56:07,848 Whatever it takes, big guy. 978 00:56:07,881 --> 00:56:10,083 I think I can handle it from here. 979 00:56:15,022 --> 00:56:16,123 (CHITTERING) 980 00:56:16,156 --> 00:56:17,625 We did it! 981 00:56:17,658 --> 00:56:19,660 (GIGGLING) 982 00:56:19,693 --> 00:56:20,961 We're a good team. 983 00:56:25,699 --> 00:56:26,900 (TV CHATTERING) (ED EXCLAIMS) 984 00:56:27,635 --> 00:56:29,469 Wow. You... 985 00:56:30,704 --> 00:56:31,704 You look... 986 00:56:32,205 --> 00:56:33,741 LIZ: Great. Great. 987 00:56:33,774 --> 00:56:35,242 (CHITTERING) Told you so. 988 00:56:35,275 --> 00:56:36,510 (LAUGHS) 989 00:56:37,611 --> 00:56:38,679 Thank you. 990 00:56:39,780 --> 00:56:40,848 Do I need a jacket? 991 00:56:40,881 --> 00:56:42,015 No... (CLEARS THROAT) 992 00:56:43,551 --> 00:56:46,620 No, no. It's, uh, hot 993 00:56:47,254 --> 00:56:48,589 out tonight. 994 00:56:48,622 --> 00:56:50,924 Well, I'll hang it up for you, then. 995 00:56:53,126 --> 00:56:54,895 It's probably just the same as your place. 996 00:56:54,928 --> 00:56:56,029 (CHITTERING) 997 00:56:56,063 --> 00:56:58,532 COOPER: Yeah, sure. Spitting image. 998 00:57:02,836 --> 00:57:04,137 Bedtime's 10:00, Liz. 999 00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:05,205 LIZ: Yes, Mom. 1000 00:57:05,238 --> 00:57:06,574 Behave yourself, Ed. 1001 00:57:06,607 --> 00:57:07,808 (WHIMPERING) 1002 00:57:11,311 --> 00:57:13,280 You sure this is all right? Positive. 1003 00:57:13,313 --> 00:57:15,949 He's the most responsible guy I know. They'll be fine. 1004 00:57:16,950 --> 00:57:18,151 (CHITTERING) 1005 00:57:19,887 --> 00:57:22,089 Last one to the kitchen's a rotten egg. 1006 00:57:22,122 --> 00:57:23,657 (CHITTERING) 1007 00:57:25,993 --> 00:57:27,294 Up for some ice cream, Ed? 1008 00:57:28,228 --> 00:57:29,296 (LIZ GIGGLING) 1009 00:57:29,329 --> 00:57:31,064 We've got lots. 1010 00:57:35,135 --> 00:57:36,536 (SLOBBERING) 1011 00:57:38,071 --> 00:57:39,539 (ED LAUGHING) 1012 00:57:40,073 --> 00:57:41,241 (SPITTING) 1013 00:57:41,274 --> 00:57:42,943 Whoops! (GIGGLING) 1014 00:57:45,178 --> 00:57:47,615 Good thing there's more where that came from. 1015 00:57:47,648 --> 00:57:48,982 (EXCLAIMING) 1016 00:57:49,016 --> 00:57:50,884 (CHITTERING EXCITEDLY) 1017 00:57:54,287 --> 00:57:55,355 Save room for dessert. 1018 00:57:55,388 --> 00:57:56,990 (SLOBBERING) 1019 00:57:59,192 --> 00:58:01,929 Ed? Ed. 1020 00:58:01,962 --> 00:58:03,230 (YELPING) Ed! 1021 00:58:04,264 --> 00:58:05,799 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1022 00:58:08,168 --> 00:58:09,168 Pull! 1023 00:58:12,973 --> 00:58:14,107 (SLURPING) 1024 00:58:17,344 --> 00:58:18,746 (BURPS) 1025 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,214 (SLURPING) 1026 00:58:26,053 --> 00:58:27,054 (LOUD BURPING) 1027 00:58:27,955 --> 00:58:28,989 Ew! 1028 00:58:29,022 --> 00:58:30,157 (LAUGHING) 1029 00:58:31,091 --> 00:58:32,626 (MAKING FARTING SOUND) 1030 00:58:36,029 --> 00:58:37,330 (LOUD FARTING) 1031 00:58:40,133 --> 00:58:41,368 (WHIMPERS) 1032 00:58:42,069 --> 00:58:43,336 Show-off. 1033 00:58:43,370 --> 00:58:44,905 (EXPLOSIONS) 1034 00:58:46,774 --> 00:58:47,975 Thanks. 1035 00:58:48,742 --> 00:58:50,911 Here you go. Thank you. 1036 00:58:50,944 --> 00:58:52,379 (CHUCKLES) 1037 00:58:52,412 --> 00:58:57,017 Um, you know, should I call, or am I just being an over-protective mom? 1038 00:58:57,050 --> 00:58:59,186 I'm sure they're fine. We just got here. 1039 00:58:59,219 --> 00:59:01,121 I know, but... 1040 00:59:01,154 --> 00:59:03,090 Don't worry. Okay. 1041 00:59:03,123 --> 00:59:04,333 What's the worst that could happen? 1042 00:59:04,357 --> 00:59:06,293 (EXPLOSION) (GASPS) 1043 00:59:06,326 --> 00:59:07,326 (GIGGLING) 1044 00:59:08,762 --> 00:59:10,297 (MICROWAVE BEEPING) 1045 00:59:11,765 --> 00:59:13,033 BOY: Hi, Mom! 1046 00:59:17,738 --> 00:59:19,306 (CHILDREN SQUEALING) 1047 00:59:27,114 --> 00:59:29,249 My grandma was a wild thing. 1048 00:59:29,282 --> 00:59:30,818 (GIGGLING) 1049 00:59:38,726 --> 00:59:39,993 (RIDERS SCREAMING) 1050 00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:54,074 (SNIFFING) 1051 00:59:54,107 --> 00:59:55,108 (GROANS) 1052 00:59:58,946 --> 01:00:00,080 (CHITTERING) 1053 01:00:04,184 --> 01:00:05,184 (EXCLAIMING) 1054 01:00:07,487 --> 01:00:08,832 Got it! GIRL: I can't believe he made that! 1055 01:00:08,856 --> 01:00:10,190 Did you see that? Good shot. 1056 01:00:10,223 --> 01:00:12,392 That's great! Ah, what a surprise. 1057 01:00:12,425 --> 01:00:14,127 (LAUGHS) Okay. 1058 01:00:14,494 --> 01:00:16,163 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1059 01:00:16,196 --> 01:00:17,264 Hey. 1060 01:00:19,166 --> 01:00:22,202 He doesn't like me, but I bet you he'd love Lizzie. 1061 01:00:23,070 --> 01:00:25,072 Hmm? Oh. 1062 01:00:25,105 --> 01:00:26,406 Thanks, Deuce. 1063 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:29,418 What? Did I say something wrong? 1064 01:00:29,442 --> 01:00:31,344 No. Uh. 1065 01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:33,480 You've never called me that before, that's all. 1066 01:00:33,513 --> 01:00:36,149 Uh, that's your nickname, right? 1067 01:00:36,183 --> 01:00:39,787 Because of... What is it? Like this. 1068 01:00:41,054 --> 01:00:42,298 Two fingers means a curveball, right? 1069 01:00:42,322 --> 01:00:43,423 (LAUGHING) 1070 01:00:43,456 --> 01:00:45,058 What's so funny? 1071 01:00:46,526 --> 01:00:49,396 That's a peace sign, I think. 1072 01:00:49,429 --> 01:00:51,799 This is a deuce. Down, like that. 1073 01:00:51,832 --> 01:00:53,733 (ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING) 1074 01:01:01,408 --> 01:01:03,076 Don't you... 1075 01:01:03,576 --> 01:01:05,112 (SHUSHING) 1076 01:01:54,461 --> 01:01:55,295 (FENCE RATTLES) Oh! Oops. 1077 01:01:55,328 --> 01:01:56,563 (CAT MEOWS) 1078 01:01:56,596 --> 01:01:58,298 (CUCKOO CLOCK STRIKING) 1079 01:01:59,066 --> 01:02:00,433 (BIRD CUCKOOING) 1080 01:02:01,434 --> 01:02:02,970 Oh, crap! 1081 01:02:29,329 --> 01:02:30,463 (GRUNTING) 1082 01:02:36,569 --> 01:02:38,105 MAN: (ON TV) This is an amoeba. 1083 01:02:38,138 --> 01:02:39,306 (DOOR OPENS) 1084 01:02:39,339 --> 01:02:41,374 These single-celled animals... 1085 01:02:42,675 --> 01:02:43,810 (SIGHS) 1086 01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:50,350 COOPER: See? Everything's fine. 1087 01:02:50,383 --> 01:02:52,352 LYDIA: I don't know what I was worried about. 1088 01:02:54,254 --> 01:02:56,957 He's a great friend. You're lucky, Jack. 1089 01:02:58,091 --> 01:02:59,993 Yeah. Tell me about it. 1090 01:03:03,430 --> 01:03:04,965 (CHITTERS) 1091 01:03:06,133 --> 01:03:07,467 (WHISPERS) Yes! 1092 01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:14,407 What should I, uh... 1093 01:03:14,441 --> 01:03:16,376 Oh. Um... How about over there? 1094 01:03:17,410 --> 01:03:18,410 Okay. 1095 01:03:21,448 --> 01:03:23,283 COOPER: Let me get my jacket. 1096 01:03:23,316 --> 01:03:24,417 (GASPS) 1097 01:03:24,451 --> 01:03:25,685 (CRASHING) 1098 01:03:25,718 --> 01:03:27,187 (TOY SQUEAKING) 1099 01:03:30,958 --> 01:03:32,325 LYDIA: Elizabeth! 1100 01:03:32,359 --> 01:03:33,626 COOPER: Edward! 1101 01:03:33,660 --> 01:03:35,028 (DOOR OPENS) 1102 01:04:01,121 --> 01:04:03,023 (SIGHS) Good night, buddy. 1103 01:04:15,102 --> 01:04:16,136 Hey, Ed? 1104 01:04:18,371 --> 01:04:19,372 Thanks. 1105 01:04:19,772 --> 01:04:21,108 (CHITTERS) 1106 01:04:30,750 --> 01:04:32,986 MAN: Just one, honey. Thank you. 1107 01:04:33,020 --> 01:04:35,022 VENDOR: Program? Programs! 1108 01:04:36,223 --> 01:04:37,957 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1109 01:04:41,794 --> 01:04:44,097 Here you go. Programs! 1110 01:04:46,266 --> 01:04:47,600 (ED CHITTERING) 1111 01:04:52,405 --> 01:04:54,141 (KIDS CHEERING) 1112 01:04:59,412 --> 01:05:01,014 GIRL: Thank you, Ed. 1113 01:05:01,048 --> 01:05:05,052 Want a bite of my Nutty Nanner, Ed? Hey! 1114 01:05:05,085 --> 01:05:06,686 It's all there in the prospectus. 1115 01:05:06,719 --> 01:05:09,156 As a global entertainment franchise, 1116 01:05:09,189 --> 01:05:12,092 he'll earn 20 times what he would in the big leagues, 1117 01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:14,794 where he'd just be another great player earning mere millions! 1118 01:05:14,827 --> 01:05:17,397 (ALL LAUGHING) 1119 01:05:17,430 --> 01:05:18,674 The best thing is he's an animal, right? 1120 01:05:18,698 --> 01:05:19,732 Hey, gimme that! 1121 01:05:19,766 --> 01:05:21,734 (ALL LAUGHING) 1122 01:05:21,768 --> 01:05:23,270 Now what's he gonna do? 1123 01:05:23,303 --> 01:05:25,238 Renegotiate his contract? 1124 01:05:25,272 --> 01:05:27,274 (ALL LAUGHING) 1125 01:05:27,307 --> 01:05:29,418 Okay, so we give him, like, a two-banana-a-year raise! 1126 01:05:29,442 --> 01:05:31,344 (ALL LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY) 1127 01:05:40,153 --> 01:05:41,154 (SNIFFS) 1128 01:05:51,364 --> 01:05:52,399 (GRUNTS) 1129 01:05:52,432 --> 01:05:53,500 UMPIRE: Strike! 1130 01:05:53,533 --> 01:05:55,102 Oh, my God! 1131 01:05:56,536 --> 01:05:57,704 CHUBB: He's back. 1132 01:05:57,737 --> 01:05:59,339 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 1133 01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:02,209 (ALL CHEERING) 1134 01:06:03,543 --> 01:06:04,544 UMPIRE: Out! 1135 01:06:11,551 --> 01:06:13,052 (CROWD CHEERING) 1136 01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:20,660 Safe! 1137 01:06:24,764 --> 01:06:26,166 (ALL BOOING) 1138 01:06:32,472 --> 01:06:33,506 (CHUCKLES) 1139 01:06:33,540 --> 01:06:35,308 (GLASS SHATTERING) 1140 01:06:35,342 --> 01:06:36,843 (FANS WHOOPING) 1141 01:06:36,876 --> 01:06:39,146 ALL: (CHANTING) Ed! Ed! Ed! 1142 01:06:46,453 --> 01:06:48,588 Hey! Great game, Ed. Hoo, hoo, hoo! 1143 01:06:48,621 --> 01:06:50,223 (CHITTERING) Aw, no. 1144 01:06:50,257 --> 01:06:54,261 Hey, you know, we got some new tropical-flavored drinks in that cooler up there. 1145 01:06:54,294 --> 01:06:56,629 Why don't you go get yourself one? Hoo, hoo, hoo! 1146 01:06:56,663 --> 01:06:58,165 (LAUGHING) Hey. 1147 01:07:05,705 --> 01:07:06,706 (EXCLAIMS) 1148 01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:17,817 (BOTTLE SHATTERING) 1149 01:07:17,850 --> 01:07:19,352 (ED SHRIEKING) 1150 01:07:21,754 --> 01:07:22,789 Ed! 1151 01:07:23,490 --> 01:07:24,891 (SCREECHING) 1152 01:07:30,597 --> 01:07:31,664 Ed! 1153 01:07:31,698 --> 01:07:33,200 (TRUCK RETREATING) 1154 01:07:33,233 --> 01:07:34,267 Ed! 1155 01:07:37,604 --> 01:07:38,505 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1156 01:07:38,538 --> 01:07:39,806 Ed! 1157 01:07:39,839 --> 01:07:41,208 What's going on? 1158 01:07:41,241 --> 01:07:42,709 None of your beeswax, Deuce. 1159 01:07:42,742 --> 01:07:44,744 Shut up. Where are they taking Ed? 1160 01:07:44,777 --> 01:07:47,647 Ed's just earned me an enormous amount of money. 1161 01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:50,217 Do good in the championship game, 1162 01:07:50,250 --> 01:07:52,785 and you'll be worth a lot of money, too. 1163 01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:54,187 You traded him? 1164 01:07:54,221 --> 01:07:55,755 I sold him! 1165 01:07:56,823 --> 01:07:59,559 Hey, you guys. The Rug sold Ed. 1166 01:07:59,592 --> 01:08:01,561 PLAYERS: What! 1167 01:08:01,594 --> 01:08:02,862 (ALL PROTESTING) 1168 01:08:04,264 --> 01:08:07,600 CHUBB: Yeah, Coop's right. The Rug sold him. 1169 01:08:07,634 --> 01:08:11,604 Now, look, I want you to concentrate on the championship game. 1170 01:08:11,638 --> 01:08:13,240 (ALL MUTTERING) 1171 01:08:13,273 --> 01:08:16,276 And remember, I loved him just as much as you did. 1172 01:08:16,309 --> 01:08:17,844 TIPTON: All right, all right. 1173 01:08:17,877 --> 01:08:19,346 (ALL GRIPING) 1174 01:08:21,348 --> 01:08:22,915 COOPER: It's not right, Chubb. 1175 01:08:30,022 --> 01:08:32,792 He's not an animal, Chubb. He's a ballplayer. 1176 01:08:32,825 --> 01:08:36,229 Ballplayers get traded. 1177 01:08:36,263 --> 01:08:40,400 Remember what Durocher said. "God watches over drunks and third basemen." 1178 01:08:41,668 --> 01:08:43,770 But he didn't say anything about pitchers. 1179 01:08:45,638 --> 01:08:47,440 Now, one more thing. 1180 01:08:47,474 --> 01:08:50,943 Woods is bringing Lasorda here for the championship game. 1181 01:08:50,977 --> 01:08:56,349 The way you pitched today, you pitch like that when Lasorda is here, and... 1182 01:08:56,383 --> 01:08:58,785 It could be a ticket to the big leagues for you. 1183 01:09:11,498 --> 01:09:12,498 (CHUCKLES) 1184 01:09:15,368 --> 01:09:16,368 (SIGHS) 1185 01:09:20,940 --> 01:09:24,577 How do they expect him to play without his glove? 1186 01:09:24,611 --> 01:09:25,945 I don't know, honey. 1187 01:09:27,780 --> 01:09:29,649 But it's his property. 1188 01:09:32,952 --> 01:09:35,822 COOPER: Well, the way they see it, Ed's just an animal. 1189 01:09:35,855 --> 01:09:37,924 So, I guess he really doesn't own anything. 1190 01:09:37,957 --> 01:09:39,726 He owned third base. 1191 01:09:40,793 --> 01:09:41,928 Oh, Liz. 1192 01:09:50,870 --> 01:09:52,271 (SIGHS) 1193 01:09:56,709 --> 01:09:58,010 What are you gonna do? 1194 01:09:59,879 --> 01:10:02,315 I don't know. What am I supposed to do? 1195 01:10:03,015 --> 01:10:04,917 Ah! Hey! 1196 01:10:04,951 --> 01:10:06,819 Kirby sold him. What do you want me to do? 1197 01:10:06,853 --> 01:10:08,555 Steal him back? Yeah! 1198 01:10:08,588 --> 01:10:09,822 There's an idea. 1199 01:10:09,856 --> 01:10:11,491 Come on, Lydia, I can't do that. 1200 01:10:11,524 --> 01:10:14,327 When Jack Cooper is in trouble, you work twice as hard. 1201 01:10:14,361 --> 01:10:15,804 When it's anyone else, it's just too much trouble. 1202 01:10:15,828 --> 01:10:17,430 That's not true! That's great, Jack! 1203 01:10:17,464 --> 01:10:20,967 If Liz ever gets kidnapped, remind me not to go after her. It's too much trouble. 1204 01:10:27,674 --> 01:10:30,543 If your best friend can't count on you, who can? 1205 01:10:52,665 --> 01:10:54,367 Don't choke now, Deuce. 1206 01:11:40,513 --> 01:11:41,581 Hey, Deuce. 1207 01:11:41,614 --> 01:11:42,882 Hey. 1208 01:11:42,915 --> 01:11:45,552 Wait. What the hell are you doing here? 1209 01:11:45,585 --> 01:11:46,862 You're starting today for the pennant. 1210 01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:51,858 Yeah. But, I left my glove in the locker room last road trip. 1211 01:11:51,891 --> 01:11:53,035 It's my lucky glove, you know? 1212 01:11:53,059 --> 01:11:54,093 Hey, you better hurry. 1213 01:11:54,126 --> 01:11:55,126 Yeah. 1214 01:12:07,173 --> 01:12:08,841 (CLANGS) 1215 01:12:08,875 --> 01:12:10,743 MAN: Put it on, stupid. 1216 01:12:10,777 --> 01:12:13,012 Hey! (CLANGS) 1217 01:12:13,045 --> 01:12:15,181 Three seconds to put that thing on, monkey! 1218 01:12:15,214 --> 01:12:16,449 (ED CHITTERING) 1219 01:12:16,483 --> 01:12:18,551 How about a little stick time? 1220 01:12:18,585 --> 01:12:19,586 (ED SCREAMING) 1221 01:12:20,653 --> 01:12:21,721 COOPER: That's enough! 1222 01:12:21,754 --> 01:12:22,922 (GRUNTS) 1223 01:12:27,259 --> 01:12:28,795 (GROWLS) Oh, boy. 1224 01:12:28,828 --> 01:12:29,862 (GRUNTING) 1225 01:12:40,707 --> 01:12:42,108 I feel a home run coming on. 1226 01:12:42,542 --> 01:12:43,876 (LAUGHING) 1227 01:12:57,524 --> 01:12:58,524 (GROWLING) 1228 01:12:59,225 --> 01:13:00,493 (GASPING) 1229 01:13:03,630 --> 01:13:04,997 Nice monkey. Ah! 1230 01:13:05,031 --> 01:13:06,065 (GRUNTS) 1231 01:13:08,034 --> 01:13:09,802 He's a chimpanzee. 1232 01:13:11,037 --> 01:13:12,038 Animal. 1233 01:13:12,772 --> 01:13:14,040 (PANTING) 1234 01:13:15,842 --> 01:13:17,644 (KISSING) (LAUGHING) 1235 01:13:17,677 --> 01:13:19,979 I love you too, buddy. 1236 01:13:20,012 --> 01:13:22,715 We gotta go. Come on. Get down. Come on. 1237 01:13:29,722 --> 01:13:31,991 GOON 1: We gotta find him! 1238 01:13:32,024 --> 01:13:33,726 GOON 2: You see where he went, Rocco? 1239 01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:34,827 Moose, we lost him! 1240 01:13:34,861 --> 01:13:37,597 The Rug's gonna kill us! 1241 01:13:37,630 --> 01:13:39,098 COOPER: This way. Come on, Ed. 1242 01:13:39,799 --> 01:13:41,033 Up here. 1243 01:13:45,805 --> 01:13:47,006 Go! 1244 01:13:47,039 --> 01:13:48,841 (CHITTERING) 1245 01:13:48,875 --> 01:13:51,010 No. Go to the truck! Go to the truck. 1246 01:13:53,713 --> 01:13:56,949 Sorry! Uh, see you next season. 1247 01:13:56,983 --> 01:13:58,184 Okay, Deuce. 1248 01:13:59,719 --> 01:14:01,588 What about your glove? 1249 01:14:03,656 --> 01:14:04,757 (BANGING ON DOOR) 1250 01:14:04,791 --> 01:14:06,025 (GOONS SHOUTING) 1251 01:14:06,058 --> 01:14:07,960 (TRUCK ENGINE REVVING) 1252 01:14:07,994 --> 01:14:09,996 Ed? Ed! 1253 01:14:10,329 --> 01:14:12,064 (ED CHITTERING) 1254 01:14:19,939 --> 01:14:21,574 Oh, Ed, you little oinker. 1255 01:14:58,911 --> 01:15:00,079 (SHIVERING) 1256 01:15:01,681 --> 01:15:03,015 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1257 01:15:07,253 --> 01:15:09,055 Hang on, Ed. Hang on! 1258 01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:14,961 (SCREAMS) (HORN BLARING) 1259 01:15:22,068 --> 01:15:23,269 (WHIMPERING) 1260 01:15:31,177 --> 01:15:32,178 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1261 01:15:34,113 --> 01:15:35,948 (HORN HONKING) 1262 01:15:37,349 --> 01:15:40,753 Hey! Hey! Hey! 1263 01:15:42,121 --> 01:15:43,823 Roll down your window. 1264 01:15:43,856 --> 01:15:44,924 TRUCK DRIVER: What? 1265 01:15:47,059 --> 01:15:48,194 Pull over! 1266 01:15:49,261 --> 01:15:50,262 Whoa! Look out! 1267 01:15:50,296 --> 01:15:51,330 What? 1268 01:15:51,363 --> 01:15:52,364 (HORN BLARING) 1269 01:15:53,232 --> 01:15:54,901 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1270 01:16:02,942 --> 01:16:05,120 TRUCK DRIVER: What, are you crazy? Trying to get us killed? 1271 01:16:05,144 --> 01:16:06,384 You gotta open up the back! What? 1272 01:16:08,981 --> 01:16:10,016 Ed! 1273 01:16:11,250 --> 01:16:12,251 Ed! 1274 01:16:15,855 --> 01:16:17,056 Oh, no, Ed. 1275 01:16:17,957 --> 01:16:19,391 Call an ambulance! 1276 01:16:19,425 --> 01:16:20,625 TRUCK DRIVER: Okay! Right away. 1277 01:16:24,931 --> 01:16:26,866 (BEEPING) 1278 01:16:26,899 --> 01:16:30,202 WOMAN ON PA: Nursing supervisor, please call extension 216. 1279 01:16:30,236 --> 01:16:32,872 Nursing supervisor, extension 216. 1280 01:16:34,173 --> 01:16:36,175 Wait, honey. Shh. Come here first. 1281 01:16:54,393 --> 01:16:55,394 (SIGHS) 1282 01:16:57,296 --> 01:17:01,467 You don't actually think he's gonna show up, do you, Chubb? 1283 01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:04,837 Well, you got... Oh, geez. Geez. 1284 01:17:04,871 --> 01:17:06,806 I mean, think about it. 1285 01:17:06,839 --> 01:17:10,076 He deserted his team to go play with a monkey. 1286 01:17:12,544 --> 01:17:16,248 All right. All right. Just tell me it isn't true, and I'll shut the hell up. 1287 01:17:16,282 --> 01:17:18,484 Well, why don't you just shut the hell up anyway, eh? 1288 01:17:23,289 --> 01:17:24,290 (SIGHS) 1289 01:17:26,492 --> 01:17:28,094 Pain in the ass. 1290 01:17:32,999 --> 01:17:34,466 I can't just leave him. 1291 01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:36,468 But you've gotta play today, Jack. 1292 01:17:36,502 --> 01:17:39,205 I know. I know. 1293 01:17:39,238 --> 01:17:42,074 But if he wakes up and there's no one here, 1294 01:17:42,108 --> 01:17:43,876 he'll be really scared. 1295 01:17:43,910 --> 01:17:45,244 I'll stay with him! 1296 01:17:45,277 --> 01:17:46,478 LYDIA: Oh, I don't know, honey. 1297 01:17:46,512 --> 01:17:48,347 I'll be okay! 1298 01:17:48,380 --> 01:17:51,550 Your team's depending on you, Deuce. 1299 01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:53,820 WOMAN ON PA: Dr. Butler to ICU. 1300 01:17:54,921 --> 01:17:56,322 And he needs a ride, Mom. 1301 01:17:56,355 --> 01:17:58,390 Be careful, but hurry. Okay? 1302 01:17:58,424 --> 01:17:59,491 Bye. 1303 01:18:06,365 --> 01:18:08,467 Um, now's a good time, you guys. 1304 01:18:10,602 --> 01:18:12,371 I think it's okay. 1305 01:18:12,404 --> 01:18:13,906 Yeah? Okay. 1306 01:18:16,142 --> 01:18:18,044 My animal handlers called. You're fired! 1307 01:18:19,378 --> 01:18:20,612 Cooper! 1308 01:18:20,646 --> 01:18:24,383 You set one foot on that field, and I'll have you arrested! 1309 01:18:27,153 --> 01:18:30,256 Knock me over with a cheesy goat fart. 1310 01:18:30,289 --> 01:18:32,491 Barnett! Warm up. You're gonna start. 1311 01:18:32,524 --> 01:18:33,359 (COOPER SHOUTING) 1312 01:18:33,392 --> 01:18:35,194 (DOOR SLAMMING) 1313 01:18:35,227 --> 01:18:36,996 Well, look who's here! (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1314 01:18:37,029 --> 01:18:40,166 Jack Cooper! And what a coincidence. 1315 01:18:40,933 --> 01:18:42,368 This is our championship game, 1316 01:18:42,401 --> 01:18:44,303 the game you were supposed to start! 1317 01:18:44,336 --> 01:18:45,304 COOPER: Listen, listen! 1318 01:18:45,337 --> 01:18:46,605 (INDISTINCT) 1319 01:18:46,638 --> 01:18:47,940 What! 1320 01:18:49,508 --> 01:18:51,510 CHUBB: Are you all right? 1321 01:18:51,543 --> 01:18:52,912 Go suit up. 1322 01:18:56,415 --> 01:19:00,352 Fellas, I got some bad news. Ed's in the hospital. 1323 01:19:00,386 --> 01:19:02,989 It's touch-and-go now. There's nothing we can do. 1324 01:19:03,022 --> 01:19:04,256 We could kill Kirby! 1325 01:19:04,290 --> 01:19:05,524 (GROWLING) 1326 01:19:05,557 --> 01:19:07,994 All right! All right! But after the game. 1327 01:19:08,027 --> 01:19:09,595 The championship game, remember? 1328 01:19:09,628 --> 01:19:10,562 The game we worked so hard for? 1329 01:19:10,596 --> 01:19:12,264 (ALL CLAMORING) 1330 01:19:12,298 --> 01:19:13,900 Let's win it for Ed! Yeah! 1331 01:19:13,933 --> 01:19:16,368 All right, all right! Go win the damn game, 1332 01:19:16,402 --> 01:19:18,013 then I'll help you kill the son of a bitch. 1333 01:19:18,037 --> 01:19:19,338 (ALL CHEERING) 1334 01:19:23,509 --> 01:19:25,111 (CROWD CHEERING) 1335 01:19:38,324 --> 01:19:39,401 Kirby, where have you been, damn it? 1336 01:19:39,425 --> 01:19:41,269 Don't you know I have a pennant on the line here? 1337 01:19:41,293 --> 01:19:42,628 KIRBY: I'll explain later, Dad. 1338 01:19:42,661 --> 01:19:47,099 Mr. Lasorda, this is a great, great pleasure. 1339 01:19:47,599 --> 01:19:50,002 Where is Ed, the chimp? 1340 01:19:50,036 --> 01:19:51,503 Well, son? 1341 01:19:51,537 --> 01:19:53,672 What's all this about a trade? Where's Sullivan? 1342 01:19:53,705 --> 01:19:56,008 I swear, when you hear the deal I made, 1343 01:19:56,042 --> 01:19:57,876 you're gonna make me owner. 1344 01:19:58,344 --> 01:19:59,979 (LAUGHING) 1345 01:20:00,012 --> 01:20:01,213 Let's play ball! 1346 01:20:01,247 --> 01:20:02,848 (CROWD CHEERING) 1347 01:20:02,881 --> 01:20:06,252 ART: The Rockets are counting on Cooper's blistering fastball 1348 01:20:06,285 --> 01:20:07,653 to make up for the ill-timed loss 1349 01:20:07,686 --> 01:20:10,289 of clutch third baseman, Ed Sullivan. 1350 01:20:10,322 --> 01:20:11,924 I can't believe you sold the chimp! 1351 01:20:11,958 --> 01:20:12,925 Well... 1352 01:20:12,959 --> 01:20:16,195 I swear to God you were switched at birth! 1353 01:20:16,695 --> 01:20:17,964 Blah, blah, blah. 1354 01:20:17,997 --> 01:20:18,998 Let's go! 1355 01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:22,634 (GRUNTS) 1356 01:20:22,668 --> 01:20:24,070 Strike! 1357 01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:28,975 (MUTTERING) 1358 01:20:29,508 --> 01:20:31,110 What's that say? 1359 01:20:32,144 --> 01:20:33,712 125. (CLEARS THROAT) 1360 01:20:33,745 --> 01:20:35,982 125, Chubb. 1361 01:20:36,015 --> 01:20:37,183 He's off to a great start. 1362 01:20:37,216 --> 01:20:38,250 (ART ANNOUNCING ON TV) 1363 01:20:38,284 --> 01:20:39,785 You just get better, okay? 1364 01:20:39,818 --> 01:20:42,554 ART: This could be a hellish afternoon for the Devils. 1365 01:20:45,224 --> 01:20:46,425 Huh? 1366 01:20:46,458 --> 01:20:47,626 (CHUCKLING) 1367 01:20:52,098 --> 01:20:53,199 Whoa. 1368 01:21:03,442 --> 01:21:06,478 ART: Out! 1369 01:21:06,512 --> 01:21:10,349 Double play. The Rockets go down in the third without much of a fight. 1370 01:21:20,426 --> 01:21:23,062 He never asked for anything for himself. 1371 01:21:23,595 --> 01:21:25,264 So I'm asking for him. 1372 01:21:26,298 --> 01:21:27,299 Please. 1373 01:21:32,438 --> 01:21:33,539 Amen. 1374 01:21:37,209 --> 01:21:38,277 Here, Ed. 1375 01:21:41,547 --> 01:21:42,614 Medicine. 1376 01:21:43,549 --> 01:21:44,549 (BEEPING) 1377 01:21:46,552 --> 01:21:48,320 (BEEPING ACCELERATING) 1378 01:21:52,624 --> 01:21:53,459 (CHITTERING) (GASPS) 1379 01:21:53,492 --> 01:21:55,161 Ed! Hey! 1380 01:21:55,194 --> 01:21:56,194 Ed! 1381 01:21:56,428 --> 01:21:57,463 Ed! 1382 01:22:00,166 --> 01:22:04,336 ART: Rodriguez appears to be wrapping up whatever it is he had on his mind. 1383 01:22:04,370 --> 01:22:05,571 (CHITTERING) 1384 01:22:07,106 --> 01:22:08,474 Doctor! Doctor! 1385 01:22:08,507 --> 01:22:10,242 Ah! He's really excited! 1386 01:22:10,276 --> 01:22:11,310 Do something! 1387 01:22:11,343 --> 01:22:12,744 Oh, this'll calm him down. 1388 01:22:12,778 --> 01:22:15,181 LIZ: No! What are you giving him? 1389 01:22:15,214 --> 01:22:16,424 Just gonna put him to sleep, that's all. 1390 01:22:16,448 --> 01:22:18,517 LIZ: No! No! No! 1391 01:22:20,619 --> 01:22:21,787 Oh. LIZ: Ed, are you okay? 1392 01:22:21,820 --> 01:22:24,190 I can't believe I just did that. 1393 01:22:24,223 --> 01:22:25,691 We need to get to the game. 1394 01:22:25,724 --> 01:22:29,061 Sure! I'm just gonna take a little nappy here. 1395 01:22:29,561 --> 01:22:31,297 And we need a ride. 1396 01:22:31,330 --> 01:22:35,767 Take an ambulance. They go fast, and they go whee! 1397 01:22:35,801 --> 01:22:38,637 (SIREN WAILING) 1398 01:22:38,670 --> 01:22:40,472 ART: Two to one, Rockets. 1399 01:22:41,673 --> 01:22:43,209 (GRUNTS) 1400 01:22:43,242 --> 01:22:44,643 (CROWD CHEERING) 1401 01:22:53,785 --> 01:22:55,454 (CROWD EXCLAIMING) 1402 01:23:03,862 --> 01:23:08,200 Rockets are hanging on by one run. High and outside. 1403 01:23:08,234 --> 01:23:09,368 Ball four. 1404 01:23:12,138 --> 01:23:13,539 And that'll put the go-ahead run 1405 01:23:13,572 --> 01:23:15,207 at the plate for the Devils. 1406 01:23:15,241 --> 01:23:20,146 Folks, Cooper has carried his team this far, but nobody, nobody 1407 01:23:20,179 --> 01:23:24,316 throws a 100-mile-per-hour fastballs for nine innings without paying the price. 1408 01:23:27,353 --> 01:23:28,354 (SIGHS) 1409 01:23:29,821 --> 01:23:31,089 Time out! 1410 01:23:33,892 --> 01:23:37,396 Top of the ninth, go-ahead run at the plate, two outs. 1411 01:23:37,429 --> 01:23:39,598 And the bad news? 1412 01:23:39,631 --> 01:23:41,767 Ladies and gentlemen, now pinch-hitting for the Devils, 1413 01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:43,635 Kurt "The Crush" Bunyon. 1414 01:23:43,669 --> 01:23:45,904 (CROWD CHEERING) 1415 01:23:45,937 --> 01:23:47,706 Don't get much badder than that. 1416 01:23:47,739 --> 01:23:49,675 The Crush has been on injured reserve, 1417 01:23:49,708 --> 01:23:52,144 but the way he's been hitting Cooper this season, 1418 01:23:53,412 --> 01:23:55,013 he is gonna bite the bullet 1419 01:23:55,046 --> 01:23:58,717 for a shot at bringing the championship home for the Devils. 1420 01:24:00,286 --> 01:24:03,222 Your ace is here. Tough luck, Deuce. 1421 01:24:03,255 --> 01:24:04,599 Take it easy, huh? Just take it easy. 1422 01:24:04,623 --> 01:24:06,592 Chubb, I need a decision. 1423 01:24:06,625 --> 01:24:07,893 Okay, ump. All right. 1424 01:24:07,926 --> 01:24:09,228 (SIREN WAILING) 1425 01:24:09,261 --> 01:24:11,263 You're a hell of a good man, Coop. 1426 01:24:11,297 --> 01:24:13,899 If it was just me, you know what I'd do. But it's all of them, too. 1427 01:24:13,932 --> 01:24:15,601 The boys have worked hard for this. 1428 01:24:15,634 --> 01:24:17,536 I hate to do it, but this guy's got your number. 1429 01:24:20,839 --> 01:24:22,641 CROWD: Hoo, hoo, hoo! 1430 01:24:22,674 --> 01:24:24,610 CROWD: (CHANTING) Ed, Ed, Ed! 1431 01:24:26,545 --> 01:24:27,679 Ed. 1432 01:24:27,713 --> 01:24:31,617 Ladies and gentlemen, a VIP has just arrived, 1433 01:24:31,650 --> 01:24:34,886 and that is, Very Important Primate! 1434 01:24:36,255 --> 01:24:37,456 (CHITTERING) 1435 01:24:39,558 --> 01:24:40,892 (LAUGHING) 1436 01:24:43,595 --> 01:24:44,606 I'm gonna let you stay in, Coop. 1437 01:24:44,630 --> 01:24:45,731 Chubb! 1438 01:24:45,764 --> 01:24:47,233 Barnett! 1439 01:24:47,899 --> 01:24:50,369 Just do one thing for me, eh? 1440 01:24:50,402 --> 01:24:51,402 Win. 1441 01:25:12,758 --> 01:25:13,825 Ump! 1442 01:25:15,827 --> 01:25:17,229 Time. 1443 01:25:17,263 --> 01:25:17,963 BUNYON: Come on, ump. He can't do that. 1444 01:25:17,996 --> 01:25:19,931 Yeah, he can. Time. 1445 01:25:19,965 --> 01:25:20,966 (GROWLS) 1446 01:25:26,972 --> 01:25:28,006 (GRUNTS) 1447 01:25:28,039 --> 01:25:29,675 Jack, what are you doing? 1448 01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:31,643 Stopping to smell the roses. 1449 01:25:32,278 --> 01:25:33,579 (LAUGHING) 1450 01:25:33,945 --> 01:25:35,213 Hey. 1451 01:25:36,382 --> 01:25:37,549 Will you... 1452 01:25:40,986 --> 01:25:42,888 (GRUNTS) 1453 01:25:42,921 --> 01:25:44,790 (WHISPERS) Gimme a kiss, you know, for luck? 1454 01:25:46,558 --> 01:25:47,893 You bet I will. 1455 01:25:52,998 --> 01:25:54,232 (GROANS) 1456 01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:56,402 (CROWD WHOOPING) 1457 01:25:57,769 --> 01:25:59,271 (ALL CHEERING) 1458 01:26:24,963 --> 01:26:27,333 What kind of pitch you wanna miss? 1459 01:26:27,366 --> 01:26:28,600 Deja vu farm boy. 1460 01:26:31,770 --> 01:26:32,938 ART: Cooper's got the sign. 1461 01:26:32,971 --> 01:26:34,306 (EXHALING) 1462 01:26:38,009 --> 01:26:39,611 RODRIGUEZ: (YELPS) Strike! 1463 01:26:40,045 --> 01:26:42,013 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1464 01:26:42,047 --> 01:26:43,047 (IN SPANISH) 1465 01:26:43,749 --> 01:26:45,617 (CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 1466 01:26:50,689 --> 01:26:51,957 RODRIGUEZ: Yeow! 1467 01:26:51,990 --> 01:26:54,360 ART: Bunyon crushes it. 1468 01:26:55,461 --> 01:26:58,430 It's going, going... 1469 01:26:58,464 --> 01:26:59,665 One foot foul. 1470 01:26:59,698 --> 01:27:00,738 (CROWD CHEERING) (LAUGHING) 1471 01:27:04,002 --> 01:27:06,905 Fastballs. Crush has got 'em timed. We're dead. 1472 01:27:06,938 --> 01:27:09,575 Hey, Al. It ain't over until it's over, buddy. 1473 01:27:10,008 --> 01:27:11,076 Mmm. 1474 01:27:12,110 --> 01:27:14,713 Hey, don't touch the bat, taco. 1475 01:27:14,746 --> 01:27:16,214 MAN: He's yours now, baby! 1476 01:27:16,247 --> 01:27:19,851 Well, The Crush has got Cooper's fastball timed now. 1477 01:27:19,885 --> 01:27:22,721 But the last time Cooper threw this guy a curveball, 1478 01:27:22,754 --> 01:27:24,623 he hit it out of the zip code! 1479 01:27:24,656 --> 01:27:27,025 So, Rockets fans, what's it gonna be? 1480 01:27:29,728 --> 01:27:30,796 (IN SPANISH) 1481 01:27:33,832 --> 01:27:35,333 (GRUNTING) 1482 01:28:04,730 --> 01:28:05,764 Yes! 1483 01:28:05,797 --> 01:28:06,898 Yeah! 1484 01:28:07,566 --> 01:28:08,667 Yes! Yeah! 1485 01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:09,835 (CROWD CHEERING) 1486 01:28:11,002 --> 01:28:12,037 RODRIGUEZ: Deja vu! 1487 01:28:12,070 --> 01:28:13,872 I want Cooper in LA next week! 1488 01:28:13,905 --> 01:28:15,907 Pay him whatever he wants! 1489 01:28:15,941 --> 01:28:16,942 (EXHALES) 1490 01:28:17,709 --> 01:28:19,077 (CHITTERING EXCITEDLY) 1491 01:28:19,110 --> 01:28:20,110 (CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY) 1492 01:28:22,648 --> 01:28:23,949 (ALL CHEERING) 1493 01:28:51,977 --> 01:28:53,845 Oh. Like I didn't see that, you guys. 1494 01:28:53,879 --> 01:28:55,447 (LAUGHING) Act your age. 1495 01:28:58,617 --> 01:28:59,985 You hungry? 1496 01:29:06,625 --> 01:29:07,759 (CHITTERING) 91434