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Maybe he's just resting.

- For three days?
- Oh, he's really tired lately.

He's working too hard.

We've all been tired lately,

but you don't see me
lying around decomposing.

Well, do you think he's dead?

Well, if he is, the company
will soon get to the bottom of it.

They don't miss a thing.

You the dead guy?

- No, this is the one you want.
- Hmm?

Thanks. Boy, guys are dropping
dead at work all over the place.

- Downright odd.
- It's appalling.

You wouldn't believe
the paperwork.

Thousands of death
certificates I gotta fill out.

But, hey, that's life.

Well, not for them. Ha!

You know, this
could be a nutty idea,

but maybe these
guys are dropping dead

because they're working to
the point of complete exhaustion.

Maybe all these dead
guys need a little time off.

Huh?

We already get time
off. It's called lunch.

Oh, no, no, I'm thinking
longer than lunch.

- A long lunch?
- No. I think it's gotta be
a fairly substantial

period of time.

- A day? Six months.
- Longer. Shorter.

- Two weeks?
- Nah... OK. Yeah, two weeks.

So you're saying is that if you
all get two weeks off every year

to relax and recuperate,

ultimately you'll be
healthier and do a better job,

and the economic disruption that
has plagued the nation would be ended.

Uh, yeah. That's it.

You're right, it
is a nutty idea.

- Yeah.
- Here, slip on this toe tag.

It'll speed things up later.

- Thanks.
- Sure.

Honey, I'm home.

Aaah!

- Ohh!
- Ow!

- Ow!
- Ooh!

Ahh!

I'm sitting at the table,
I'm looking for dinner.

- There's no dinner.
- Here's your dinner.

- About time.
- Catch you later.

- Robbie, where are you going?
- I'm going out with the guys.

- Don't you want some supper?
- Um... yeah.

Thanks. Bye.

Earl, did you see that?

We never get to spend
time with Robbie anymore.

Yeah, and that's one of the most
rewarding things about parenthood.

Eventually they grow up and
don't want anything to do with you.

Hi. Sorry I'm late.

Charlene. I didn't
know you were out.

Yeah, all day.

Wow, dinner looks great.
Shame. Too bad I already ate.

Bye. La, la.

I swear this family
is falling apart

We might as well just be strangers
who live in the same house.

Dinner used to be the one hour

when we all got together to
share the events of the day.

Not true, Fran. It never took
us a whole hour to eat dinner.

Well, at least you're here to have
dinner with Mommy, aren't you?

- Already ate.
- You already ate?

- What did you eat?
- You aren't gonna like it.

- It wasn't furniture, was it?
- Maybe.

- Oh!
- This is why
we don't need a pet.

We interrupt your
dinner to bring you

this DNN special report.

In a bold move to stem the tide

of exhausted dead
guys in the workplace,

the government
announced that starting today

all employees will be
entitled to take off from work

for a period of time to
be known as... a vacation.

- Hey-hey!
- All workers who feel exhausted

and put-upon by the excessive
demands of their employers

may take two full weeks
to rest and recuperate.

Ooh! Great.

See ya.

Goodness. Two weeks.

That's a lot of time. What are we
going to do for two whole weeks?

Hey there, friends.

Are you wondering what to
do with your new vacation?

Well, why not spend two weeks

of wholesome family
togetherness communing with nature

at Pap Geezer's Rustic Retreat

Swamp Cabins and
Condo Timeshares.

That's it! This is how we
should spend our two weeks.

Darn right. Two solid weeks
of sitting in front of the TV.

No! We're going to one
of those swamp cabins.

In a beautiful place like that
without the distractions of daily life,

like television, we can spend
some real family time together.

Uh, gee, Fran,

I'm not sure it's wise to
be away from TV that long.

There might be another
special report and I might miss it.

We're going to
the swamp, Earl...

as a family.

Yeah.

So, then,

I suppose you've all heard
about this new vacation thing.

- Oh, yes, sir.
- Yeah.

Now, in the interest
of our employees,

Wesayso has come
up with an exciting way

to spend your new vacation.

- Wow.
- Hey, that's great!

I could spend my two
weeks just looking at that.

- Maybe even three whole weeks.
- Stop talking!

I'm only going to
explain this once.

This is a picture of
Wesaysoland. It's a theme park.

Uh, what's a theme park, sir?

It's a magical place
for Wesayso employees

to spend their vacation...
and their money.

Ah, there are rides
and food and family fun

for the young,
the young at heart,

and fat worthless tubs like you.

- Great.
- Since vacations were only
created yesterday, sir,

I was wondering how
it is possible for you

to design and construct a world-class
family resort in a single day?

Why, heh, no
challenge is too great

when you attack it with
imagination, ingenuity,

and a relaxed attitude
toward building codes.

Oh, I hear you, sir.

Sign me up.

Sinclair?

Gosh, sir, it sounds great,

but my wife wants our family to spend
some quality time at the swamp cabins.

Well, you probably wouldn't be
interested in Wesaysoland anyway.

Why, it's so enormous,

it's so filled with
distractions, heh,

you wouldn't even be
able to find your kids there.

Oh, sir, it sounds like
a dream come true,

but the missus has got her heart set on
this nightmarish swamp cabin scenario.

I don't think I'll be
able to talk her out of it.

That's nice, Sinclair,

but, uh, as I recall that
precocious tot of yours,

the baby, can be
quite persuasive

when he latches on to an idea.

Yeah, yeah.

Just show him this glossy
brochure for Wesaysoland,

with all the toy concessions
and candy stands circled in red.

And let nature take its course.

I wanna go to Wesaysoland!
I wanna go to Wesaysoland!

- I wanna go to Wesaysoland!
- Sweetheart, sweetheart.

Can I just say something?

We will go to
Wesaysoland... next year.

- But this year...
- I wanna go to Wesaysoland!

- Wesaysoland, Wesaysoland!
- I know what you're doing.

You can scream all you want,

it's not going to
change things one bit.

Wesaysoland, Wesaysoland!

Wesaysoland,
Wesaysoland, Wesaysoland!

There! There it is! Do you see?

It's right there, your
precious Wesaysoland.

You got what you want.
Are you happy now?

Are you happy now?!

Thank you, Mama.

- All's well that ends well.
- Yeah.

I know where he
got that brochure.

I know you were behind this
all along. I'm here under protest.

How can I get
this family together

with you working
against me at every step?

Fran, has it ever occurred to you this
family doesn't want to come together?

We're happy not knowing about our
personal joys and disappointments.

I'm not going to
give up so easily.

If this is where
we're going to be,

then we'll conduct ourselves
as a functional family.

Uh-huh, OK.

Uh, kids, if we get separated
find your own way home.

Moo! Hi there, boys and
girls, moms and dads.

I'm Moolah the Cash Cow

and I'm "udderly"
delighted to see ya.

Hey, hey! Calm down, Junior.

It's only Moolah the Cash Cow,

Wesaysoland's whimsical and
highly-copyrighted park mascot.

No, no! Get him away from me!

Step right up to the ticket booth,
Dad, and pay for admission,

so we can start the family fun!

Hi, we're here on the deluxe
two-week employee vacation package.

So, you're entitled to the
one percent company discount.

Oh, so, um, how
much do I owe you?

Whoa, slow down, friend.

First you have to
trade in your cash

for colorful playful Moo Money,

which can be used
anywhere within the park...

except to buy food, merchandise,
or emergency medical treatment.

- Boy, the fun begins early.
- All righty.

Here are your tickets.

You owe us 2,000 Moo Dollars.

Earl, isn't that an
awful lot of money?

- Fran, hello. It isn't real money.
- See?

- Huh?
- Oh, yeah.

Come on in, everybody.
Right this way.

Take a look.

Wow. It's magical.

- Dad, that's a poster.
- Where's the park?

There.

There. Just look at it, kids.

A vast world of enchantment.

Well, I hear it really
comes alive at night.

I wanna go to Swamp Cabin!

Swamp Cabin! Swamp Cabin!
Swamp Cabin! Swamp Cabin!

This is it, folks.

The happiest room on Earth.

Jeez, they're really milking
this cow motif, don't you think?

Yeah. Isn't this kind
of small for all of us?

Oh, no. It only seems small

because they've packed it
with wonderful conveniences.

Hey! Look at this
cute little fridge.

You have just
spent five dollars.

Six dollars. Seven
dollars. Eight...

Nobody touches the fridge.

Apparently this is
the adventure suite.

"An adventure in sleeping."

I wonder what that adventure is.

Hmm.

That might start to
get old after a while.

- Hey, this is a pay phone.
- - You have now spent 20 cents.

Forty cents, 50 cents...

- Hey! Put that down!
- What?

No one touches the phone.

Earl, this is a pay toilet, too.

They're charging
us for everything.

Ah, not the one
thing that matters.

Quiet, everybody.

With my cute little
bovine remote control,

my vacation begins now.

Howdy! And welcome
to Wesaysoland,

where everybody has a good time

because we say so.

You're tuned to Wesaysoland TV,

a whole universe of special
channels available only within the park.

This is channel one.

You're tuned to channel two,
where we urge you to purchase

the following fine
Wesaysoland memorabilia.

Now who could forget
their trip to Wesaysoland

when they bring home
a T-shirt that reads...

"I can't forget my
trip to Wesaysoland."

Uh, Wesayso channel three

is proud to offer guests a
guide to hotel amenities.

Now please note that shower caps, soap,
room keys and bed sheets are available,

- for a nominal charge.
- Huh?

Uh... Make up your mind!

Um, maybe we
should leave the TV off.

That's right. We didn't
come here to watch TV.

We came here to be together.

Sure we did.

So let's get out into that
magical wonderland of fun

and have a rollicking good time.

And if by chance we happen to
get separated from each other,

so much the better.

Is that cow still out there?

Sweetheart, it's
nothing to be scared of.

It's a dinosaur in
a cow costume.

Hmm.

Now, you two run along.

Keep an eye on the time and
meet right back at this spot in, uh...

- two weeks.
- All right. Great.

Isn't there some enjoyable ride we
can all go on together as a family?

Yeah, I think that's the
rocket sled to tedium.

- Yeah.
- See you, Mom.

- See you, kids.
- Bye.

- Hey! Hey, there's Roy.
- Huh?

- Hi, Roy!
- Hi, Roy!

- Hi, guy.
- Oh, hi!

- Hey, when did you get here?
- Uh, yesterday.

Hey, let me tell you, this place
is a roller coaster of family fun.

Yeah? What have you done so far?

- Stood in this line.
- Huh?

- Roy, you mind if we tag along?
- Oh, be my guest.

- Great, great.
- What's this a line for, Roy?

Um, the... Well, I'm not sure,
but it's obviously something good.

Do you see how long the wait is?

Don't you think we should
go see what the line's for?

I'm not doing anything
that'll cost me my place.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Oh, hey, look, more TV.

Howdy!

I'm here to tell you
more about the wonderful

Wesaysoland attraction.

Now, be sure to visit
the land of the future,

coming in only ten years.

Yes, we're still
building the dream.

For as long as dinosaurs
have imagination,

and children have
discretionary income,

Wesaysoland will
never be truly finished.

- Yeah.
- Oh.

Uh... excuse me.

Isn't this thing supposed
to sort of turn around?

Yes, yes. Yeah, OK.

You're not pregnant, are you?

OK, here we go.

- Wow.
- Keep your hands inside at all
times.

Are you dizzy yet?

Earl, I just overheard
someone say

this is the line
for stroller rentals.

Wow! They must
be some strollers.

Look how long the line is.

We already have a stroller.

I'm starving, and I want
a hat like Uncle Roy.

And I've got a hungry baby.

- I'm going to find some food.
- Yeah.

OK, but don't expect
me to keep your spot.

Yeah. No cutsies.

Stupid.

Hi, baby.

Ice On A Stick?
That's all you've got?

Yeah. I just sold the
last bag of cold air.

- Gimme!
- Oh, all right, fine. We'll
take one.

- All right. Uh-oh.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Looks like the ice has
gotten a little warm.

So what you've
actually got is...

- Wet sticks.
- I'll take it!

OK. And here you go.

That'll be six dollars.

Huh? What?

And none of that
crummy Moo Money.

Another one.

If you're sure you're ready for
Mr. Amphibian's, uh, rocket thing,

please step into the space
capsule command module-whatever.

- OK.
- OK.

Keep your hands and
legs inside at all times.

- Ooh, wow.
- Yeah. There we go.

Get ready for some
white-knuckle excitement.

Three, two, one.

Blast off.

Ow.

Vroom, vroom, vroom!

Hey, Dad, what's
with the stroller?

I waited in line nine hours for
this and darn it I'm going to enjoy it.

Well, I'm hungry and tired

and I think we'd all
rather just go home.

Let me tell you something,
Miss Crankypants.

You've been down on this place
since the minute we got here.

Why don't you
think about the kids?

They're having a
great time, right, kids?

Boring.

- Hate it.
- Bites.

What? You've only
been here a day.

Give the place a chance.

There's tons of exhilarating
fun-filled family fare.

- Such as?
- Well, for instance...

- Hey.
- Did you take in, uh,

Moolah's Cow
Milking Squirtacular?

Look closer, Dad. It's
still under construction.

- Yeah.
- OK, then.

How about Pirates
of the Dairy Belt?

It's not under construction.

Closed for repairs.

Well, how about, uh...

Fantastic Journey Through
The Four Stomachs?

The, uh... The... The, uh,
Haunted Slaughterhouse?

- Salt Lick Mountain?
- Hello, Dad! They don't exist.

Oh. OK, so it's not everything
the brochure promised,

but let's look on the plus side.

We're out here in the fresh air,

I've got a wad of Moo Money
big enough to choke a cow,

and if our stroller breaks down
we got this handy new backup.

It's time to go.

And I agree.

Well, hello again.

- Excuse me, sir.
- Mm-hmm?

Although we've enjoyed our
time at your park tremendously

and will include Wesaysoland
in future vacation plans,

we'd like to leave
before we lose our minds.

I see. Just pay for the
rest of your 14-day package

and we'll have you on your way.

But we've only
been here one day.

- It's a package.
- Huh?

You don't get it, do you?

Perhaps if it came from
the felt-covered mouth

of our charming, legally
unassailable mascot.

Hi, folks!

- What's your beef?
- We want to go home.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Look, wise guy, you
booked a 14-day package.

You gotta stay in the park and
spend money for 14 days, capiche?

And that's no bull.

Oh, yeah? You gonna stop us?

Call security. Oh,
don't hurt Moolah.

He's just a teenager
who needs a summer job.

Come on, everybody, let's go.

Right.

Hey, hey, hey! Wait, wait!

- Jeez!
- - The gate is now electrified.

Stand back from the gate.

Wow. And there's no line.

This is not a ride.
This is not a ride.

D'oh!

Two... three...

There's no way we can
last another 13 more days!

I want another wet stick!

Oh, what could I
have been thinking of?

I should have known
a big amusement park

with rides and attractions would
have been the worst place for a family.

Oh, Fran, you were right again.

Don't worry, honey,
I've got a plan.

A daring escape under
the cover of darkness?

I can tie a bunch of
bedsheets together.

We could build
a big hang glider.

I'm tunneling out.
Who's with me?

We're not going to escape. This
is a highly-organized theme park.

I'm sure they've anticipated any escape
plan we could possibly come up with.

No.

We'll stay in this room
for the next 13 days

and bond, just like we
would have at the swamp.

Aw, gee, Fran, I wouldn't
exactly call that a plan.

I'd call it hell on Earth.

The first thing we've got
to change is that attitude.

If we all believe we can
have fun as a family, we will.

Mom, were you
ever a cruise director?

I'm sure we can think up some
activities we can all do together.

We can tell jokes and
stories, we can use a flashlight

and make caveman
shapes on the wall.

I'm gonna throw myself
on the electric fence.

- I'm right behind you.
- I think we should start
with a game.

I want everyone to look around.

I'm sure we can find
cards or something.

Uh... Oh, hey,
here's a bottle cap.

I've got a piece of string.

- I found a furry apple core.
- And I've got a stroller.

Fine. I know a great game that
takes just exactly those things.

Go, go, go, go... Yeah!

- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Go! Come on, come on.

Me, me, me, me!

- Oh, it's you!
- Oh, Mom.

- Yeah.
- Do the horse, Fran.

- Do it, Mom.
- Do the horsey.

- All right, I'll do the horse.
- Yay!

What a filly.

Wow! What a great vacation!

Sing-alongs, hotel
room scavenger hunts,

late night heart to heart chats.

I feel completely relaxed,

and ready to go back to work
with renewed energy and dedication.

- Yeah.
- Yeah. You know,

I never knew I could have such
a good time with my own family.

I knew we could rally together
and function as a family.

All it took was a complete
lack of other alternatives.

I like vacation.

Yeah. Hey, Dad, can we come
back to Wesaysoland again next year?

Well, sure, if you want to.

Please deposit three dollars
for another hour of light.

Has anybody got
any quarters left?