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And now, it's time once
again for Ask Mister Lizard.
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Hey, Timmy, how'd you like to
learn about geothermal energy?
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Geo what?
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Geothermal. That's the energy
from deep inside the Earth.
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- Wow.
- It's not easy to see.
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So it's lucky for us we have an
active volcano right here in the lab.
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Wow. I wanna take a closer look.
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We're gonna need another Timmy.
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Whoa there, Timmy. Safety first.
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Here in the lab we always use
our protective safety goggles.
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Oh.
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Aw, Jeez.
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One of those cranky parent
groups must have gotten to them.
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And not a moment too soon.
I've never liked this program.
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Yeah, yeah. Go answer the door.
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Wow! I don't see any
geothermal energy.
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- When's it gonna start?
- Well, Timmy,
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- nature has her own schedule.
- Oh.
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But let's see if we can't
give her a little nudge.
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We're gonna need another Timmy.
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Earl, there's
someone at the door.
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Tell 'em I'm busy. I'm sharing
a quality moment with my TV.
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- Hey.
- And the kid.
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It's Pearl.
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- Your sister.
- Pearl?
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Your sister.
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No, it can't be. Go check again.
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I think I know your
sister when I see her.
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Do you? Oh, well, you got
a better memory than I do
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because I'd completely
forgotten I had a sister.
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I'm not even sure
I'd recognize her.
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Why, Earl Sinclair.
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Lordy, brother,
have you gotten fat.
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Honey, I'm home.
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Aaah!
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- Ohh!
- Ow!
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- Ow!
- Ooh!
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Aah!
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Earl, aren't you going to
say hello to your sister?
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- Hi.
- What makes you so sure
she is my sister?
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We haven't seen her in 15
years. She could be an imposter.
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I wanna see some ID, lady.
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And I wanna see my new nephew.
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Hello, pumpkin.
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Who are you?
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I'm your auntie, Pearl.
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- And look what I got
just for you.
- Ooh!
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Think some cheap toy
you bought from an airport
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can make up for
the years of neglect?
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You can't just walk in
here and buy a child's love.
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- I love you, Auntie Pearl.
- Oh.
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Well, it's been a swell reunion.
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Let's do it again
in 15 years. See ya.
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- Earl, can I talk
to you for a moment?
- There's nothing to talk about.
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- Get in here, Earl.
- Uh... Yes, puddin'.
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- Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom...
- I sure wish he wasn't
so mad at me.
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Give him a toy.
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Oh, I think it's gonna take
a lot more than that, sugar.
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More than a toy?! Wow.
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I can't believe you like her.
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- Check out how she dresses.
- Well, bless my soul.
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I bet these two wholesome young'uns
must be Robbie and Charlene.
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Oh, give me a hug.
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- Who are you?
- Yeah.
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They told us at school
not to hug strangers.
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Yeah, there was a
special assembly.
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Heck, I'm no stranger.
I'm your aunt Pearl.
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Your dad's sister.
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He did tell you
about me, didn't he?
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- Aunt Pearl... Aunt Pearl...
- Um, I don't... Uh...
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Oh! Oh, yeah. When
did you get out of prison?
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He told you I was in jail?
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He said you were either
dead or in prison, so I...
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Oh, your dad has
got some imagination.
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Not really.
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Hey... Is that your guitar?
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- Why, sure. That's why I'm here.
- Oh.
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Gonna be serenading the barflies
all week down at the Buckin' Bronto.
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- You're a singer?! Wow!
- Yep.
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Are you sure you're
related to Dad?
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Oh, come on. Don't tell me you
can't see the family resemblance.
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Yeah, I guess you look like
him a little. Oh, no offense.
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Pearl.
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Your brother has
something he'd like to say.
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Get out of my house.
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Oh! Uh...
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Oh, I just remembered that
we've always taught our kids
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to treat every member of the
family with love and respect.
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- Actually, what you said was...
- Shut up, I'm talking.
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So, since I don't want to set
a bad example for my kids...
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or give up certain activities...
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I've decided you
don't have to leave.
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And I'd like to extend a very
warm and heartfelt welcome.
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Well, thank you for that
gracious country greeting.
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I'd like to reciprocate
by invitin' y'all
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to come see me at
the Bronto tonight.
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Oh.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Can we go?
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To a sleazy honky-tonk,
full of barflies and floozies,
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where liquor is cheap
and life is cheaper?
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- So that's a "yes"?
- Oh, sorry. It's a school night.
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Cut 'em some slack, Earl.
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- Yeah.
- You can bend the rules
just this once.
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- Yeah.
- Well, there it is, Fran.
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Pearl's philosophy on life:
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Rules are made to be
broken. If it feels good, do it.
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Follow your dreams.
Live life to the fullest.
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- What's wrong with that?
- What's wrong with that is...
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is... You're not
going out tonight!
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- That's unreasonable.
- Life's unreasonable.
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And as long as I'm your
father and Pearl isn't,
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it's going to stay unreasonable.
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Now, go and do your homework.
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Aw, jeez.
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I suppose Dad's right. It's a
school night. Homework comes first.
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- Yeah.
- Huh.
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- Who had the root beer?
- Oh. Over here.
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- And here you go.
- Oh, uh, thanks.
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Thanks.
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And put away those books.
You're in an unsavory dive.
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- Act like it.
- Oh, yeah. Right.
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Yech.
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I just love your new hat!
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Hey, you made it!
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I can't believe his
highness changed his mind.
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- Well...
- Uh, yeah.
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Well, I guess Dad realized
he was being selfish and unfair.
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Oh. You snuck out, didn't you?
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Yeah.
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Well, don't fret
on it. I won't snitch.
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Heck, I'm just flattered you took
such a big chance to come see me sing.
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- Aw.
- Well...
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Robbie? Charlene?
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Hey, you kids better have a darn good
reason for being here on a school night.
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- Uh...
- Uh, we do.
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Oh, good. I'm sorry to
come down on you so hard.
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Hey, tiger. Have we met?
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Dah... Duh... Bah...
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I reckon not, 'cause I'm sure I'd
remember a cute rascal like you.
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Oh, uh, this is Dad's sister.
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I'm Pearl.
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And I'm, uh...
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Um, Aunt Pearl,
I've seen this before.
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It's gonna be a while
before he gets to his name.
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Well, uh, I gotta get on stage.
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But, I tell you what, darling,
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you save some of that sparkling
conversation for after the show, OK.
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Yi, yi, yi, me, no,
nay, nay, neh...
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Good luck. Break a leg.
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And now, the Buckin'
Bronto is proud to present
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the very first lady of
country music, Pearl Sinclair.
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Howdy!
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Roy. Dah! Roy Hess.
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Uh, where'd she go?
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- Up there.
- Duh... Huh?
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Hey. This is a little tune I
wrote that sort of tells my story.
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♪ I've played honky-tonks
in soggy swamps
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♪ Steak joints and lagoons
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♪ Neckin' with the big boys
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♪ Down in country-style saloons
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♪ In one town there was Willie
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♪ A sad-eyed herbivore
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♪ When I tried to pin him down
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♪ That leaf-eater hit the door
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♪ I still have dreams of Danny
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♪ He's a bronto from my past
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♪ But four-leggers
run twice as fast
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♪ I'm feelin' low
and sinkin' slow
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♪ No way to rise above
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♪ My sticky situation
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♪ In the tar pit of love
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♪ I'm slippin' down
below the ground
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♪ That I'll soon be part of
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♪ My dreams just gooey bubbles
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♪ On the tar pit of love
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♪ Ooh ♪
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Oh, thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Gosh, it was like she
was singin' just to me.
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Ooh.
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Now do you see what I mean?
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Where Pearl Sinclair
goes, trouble follows.
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You want trouble, call
Pearl. Pearl equals trouble.
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- Look up trouble
in the dictionary...
- I get it, Earl!
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But, let's not be hasty.
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We don't know for a fact she
told the kids to disobey you.
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It doesn't matter, she
provided the temptation.
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This wouldn't have happened if
she wasn't here in the first place.
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That's not fair, Earl.
By your reasoning,
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if I cheat on my diet because
there's cake in the fridge,
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you'd blame the cake.
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There's cake?
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- Oh.
- Thanks a lot for comin', guys.
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It meant a lot to
me havin' you there.
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Never thought I'd say this,
but the cake'll have to wait.
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Let's be quiet. We don't
want to wake up Dad.
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- He's awake.
- Busted.
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So, you two minors have
a nice time bar-hopping?
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Now, tiny, if you gotta be mad at
somebody, it might as well be me.
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That's pretty much what I had
in mind. And don't call me tiny.
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Earl, all they were doing
was listening to a little music.
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Tonight.
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But next, they'll
wanna join a band
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and travel from town
to town like gypsies.
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Living on the road, one
step ahead of the law,
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meeting colorful rogues and scalawags
and getting into all kinds of scrapes.
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Gee, I was thinking about
college but this sounds better.
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Would any of these
scalawags be, like... cute boys?
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You hear that?
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You've corrupted them. Now I want
you out of my house and out of our lives.
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Oh, why don't you lighten up?
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- Yeah.
- Lighten up?
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Oh... You kids would
like that, wouldn't you?
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You'd like it if I
acted like Pearl.
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Sashay into town, sing a few
songs, give everybody a good time.
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You'd all just love that.
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- It'd be a big improvement.
- Yeah. We'd like you better.
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- Sounds exciting.
- Yeah.
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Well, Pearl. I hope
you're satisfied.
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You've successfully
turned my family against me.
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- Huh?
- Your work here is done.
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I'm not turning anybody
against you, Earl.
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You've done that
all by yourself.
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Huh.
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Uh...
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- You can't be in love
with Pearl.
- But I am in love with her.
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No, you can't be.
You just met her.
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Yeah, I know.
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But somehow, when I look at
her, I feel like I'm with an old friend.
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She's exotic, yet
somehow strangely familiar.
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- You're just caught
in a romantic haze, Roy.
- Yeah.
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- But don't be fooled.
- Huh?
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When Pearl's finished with you,
she'll drop you like a two-foot putt.
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You're wrong, Earl.
Pearl wants to settle down.
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She told me so
last night, in song.
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Believe me, she'll
run out on you.
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How do you know?
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Because she ran out on me.
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Well, I guess you had it coming.
240
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:32,049
You should never have
been dating your own sister.
241
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:35,053
- Will you
shut up and listen?!
- Huh?
242
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,388
She didn't just run out on me.
243
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,456
She ran out on the whole family.
244
00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,926
She's selfish and irresponsible.
245
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:43,894
You know, when you talk,
246
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:46,798
your nose crinkles
just like Pearl's.
247
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,400
Fine. Fine, go ahead.
248
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:53,738
Fall in love with my sister. Make
the biggest mistake of your life.
249
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,475
Oh, thanks, Earl. I didn't wanna
proceed without your blessing.
250
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,750
♪ He waved goodbye
and threw me out
251
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,719
♪ All I said was "Fine"
252
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:12,657
♪ 'Cause when your ex is a big
T-Rex You move on down the line
253
00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:16,160
- Woo!
- ♪ Or his big, long teethgo chomp
254
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,463
- ♪ His big, long teeth
go chomp - Uh-huh.
255
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:21,098
♪ And his big, fat feet go stomp
256
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,734
♪ His big, fat feet go stomp
257
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,214
- ♪ Chomp - ♪ Chomp
258
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,782
- ♪ Stomp - ♪ Stomp
259
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,040
♪ Ain't no use in crying
260
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,342
♪ 'Cause when
your ex is a big T-Rex
261
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:37,715
- ♪ You move on down the line ♪
- ♪ Move on down the line ♪
262
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,231
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
263
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,699
- All right.
- Uh-huh.
264
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:47,392
You know, Aunt Pearl, Roy
Hess happens to be a big T-Rex.
265
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,828
Yeah, that's true, but somehow,
I figure a sweet fellow like that
266
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,997
wouldn't have the
heart to throw me out.
267
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:54,532
Or the arms.
268
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,136
Hey, now, wouldn't
that be a hoot
269
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,371
if I got married and
settled down here.
270
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:03,007
Now wouldn't that put
a knot in Earl's britches.
271
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,976
Yeah, all the more
reason to do it.
272
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,423
Yeah, Dad's been
a real jerk lately.
273
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:10,547
He's no fun. I want
you to be my daddy.
274
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,985
Oh. Now, I know you
mean that in a sweet way.
275
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,386
No I don't.
276
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,289
Your dad's got his reasons
for being the way he is.
277
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,901
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
278
00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:23,260
You see, when our
daddy, your grandpa, died,
279
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:27,465
Earl dropped out of school and worked
as a tree pusher to support Mama.
280
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,968
Oh. Well, where were you?
281
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,337
I wanted to be a singer
more than anything.
282
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,839
So I left home to
pursue my dreams
283
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,674
and a rodeo clown named Buttons.
284
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,676
But that's a story
for another time.
285
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,413
Anyway, your father's
never forgiven me
286
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,416
for leaving him at home to
care for Mama all by his self.
287
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,818
Hearing you tell it makes
me want to know more.
288
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,355
Oh, yeah, your daddy's
a fascinating fella all right.
289
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,190
Not Dad. He's dull as dirt.
290
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:55,660
- Tell us more about Buttons.
- Yeah.
291
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:58,296
Well, OK. Once...
292
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,031
Yeah.
293
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:03,267
♪ I've been searching
the supercontinent
294
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,804
♪ For a lizard like you
295
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,173
♪ Someone to share my prey with
296
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:12,476
♪ Like those loving lizards do
297
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,413
♪ With your big, long tail
298
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:19,317
♪ And those dark, brown scales
299
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:24,121
♪ How could I ever be blue?
300
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,290
♪ With a lizard like you
301
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:30,061
You cuddly carnivore, you.
302
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:34,532
♪ So lately I've been dreaming
303
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,435
♪ Someday you're gonna see
304
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,705
♪ A mate that you've
been waiting for could be
305
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,973
♪ A lizard like me
306
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:46,911
- ♪ You've got teeth galore
and that - ♪ Teeth galore
307
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,647
- ♪ Mighty roar - ♪ Mighty roar
308
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:55,186
♪ But you'd never
ever tear me in two
309
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,855
♪ Not a lizard like you
310
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,658
♪ A lizard like you ♪
311
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,428
You come sit by me.
312
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,865
Oh, yeah! You were great! Great!
313
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,634
- Yeah, great.
- Thank you.
314
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,337
Thank you so much.
315
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,472
That was wonderful, Pearl.
316
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:19,209
Well, I have someone
wonderful to inspire me.
317
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,213
Really? Who?
318
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,416
Who? Like you really don't know.
319
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,618
Lordy, you make me laugh.
320
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:32,256
Pearl, I just want you to know, this
has been the greatest week of my life,
321
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,792
with the exception
of Space Camp.
322
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:39,364
I have a feeling that tonight I'm gonna
give Space Camp a run for its money.
323
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,733
Ah-hah. That's the most
romantic thing I ever heard.
324
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,970
Now, kiss me like you've
never kissed a girl before.
325
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:49,540
Oh, well, funny you
should say that. Um...
326
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,645
Uh...
327
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,415
Come on, sugar.
328
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,584
Mmm.
329
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:00,885
Aaah!
330
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,321
Hey, what's a matter?
Don't you wanna kiss me?
331
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,023
Um... Uh...
332
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,658
Roy, what's wrong?
333
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,694
Uh... I gotta go.
I'm... I'm sorry.
334
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:14,265
You're very nice but
something a little...
335
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:18,236
too familiar about
this and, uh...
336
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,703
my stomach hurts.
337
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:22,306
Oh, boy. Roy, don't go.
338
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:25,009
I'm sorry if I came
on too strong.
339
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,013
Oh.
340
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:32,616
♪ No way to rise above
341
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:38,021
♪ My sticky situation
In the tar pit of love
342
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:42,159
♪ I'm slippin down
below the ground...
343
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,229
Who's here this time of night?
344
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,766
How you doin', Earl?
345
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,434
Jeez.
346
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:54,272
Look, I just came
to say goodbye.
347
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,140
Yeah, right on schedule.
348
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,402
The minute Roy told
me he was falling for you
349
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,578
I knew you'd be
packing your bags.
350
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:05,416
Instead of settling down and doing
the responsible thing for once in your life
351
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,986
you dumped him, like you
dumped Buttons, the rodeo clown
352
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,823
and all the other poor saps who
followed in his big, floppy footsteps.
353
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,858
I didn't dump Roy.
354
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,194
He dumped me.
355
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,263
Roy dumped you?
356
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,098
- Yeah.
- Why?
357
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,733
You got me.
358
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:27,171
All I know is I can't stay
around here, around Roy.
359
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,106
It just hurts too much.
360
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:32,677
So you're just gonna run away
again? Like you did from me and Mom?
361
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:37,481
Now, look, I know you've
had some bad years, Earl.
362
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:41,485
But you've got a good family.
You've got three beautiful kids.
363
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:43,732
You've ended up
with a pretty good life.
364
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,423
Yeah, you're darn right I did.
365
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,858
Because I didn't have to
be onstage somewhere,
366
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,760
chasing some stupid dream.
367
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,696
Feeling the warmth of
the spotlight on my face,
368
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,233
my hands flying over
the strings of my guitar,
369
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,502
my heart racing with the music,
370
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:00,470
driving the audience
into a frenzy,
371
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,907
rivaled only by the
steamy throes of passion!
372
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,811
Um... did it suddenly
get hot in here?
373
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,447
Well, my Lord, you're jealous.
374
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,950
That's why you're so sore at me.
375
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,685
- Jealous?
- Yeah.
376
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:15,997
- Me?
- Mm-hm.
377
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:18,388
Oh, that's funny. Ha ha ha.
378
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:22,292
Hey, you sure you're a singer and not
a comedian? 'Cause that's really funny.
379
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:25,630
You know, I just
realized something.
380
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,899
Do me a favor, Earl, and come
down to the club tomorrow night.
381
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,801
And bring the family.
382
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,437
I thought you were leaving.
383
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:37,541
Just be there by
eight. It's important.
384
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,677
So, I guess what we're
saying, Dad, is that
385
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:43,247
we always used to complain that
you were such a drag and a killjoy,
386
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:46,250
but now we understand
why you're so boring and bitter
387
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,519
and narrow-minded, uh...
388
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:51,656
Sis, help me out here. I thought I
was on my way to a compliment.
389
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:54,024
Oh, what Robbie
is trying to say, Dad,
390
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:57,494
is that we used to be angry at
you, but now we just pity you.
391
00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:58,996
And about time.
392
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:01,232
Let's have another warm welcome
393
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:04,101
for the gal who was country
before the planet was cool,
394
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,470
- Miss Pearl Sinclair.- Yeah!
395
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:09,440
Thank you. Thank you very much.
396
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,743
You know, last night
I wrote a new song,
397
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,478
which I have right here.
398
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,915
And after I wrote it I
realized I'd written a duet.
399
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,618
So I'm gonna need a little help.
400
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,931
- And she calls herself
a professional.
- Shh.
401
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:26,223
So I'd like to ask
my brother, Earl,
402
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,358
if he'd come up
here and help me.
403
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:31,562
Uh...
404
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,231
Come on, Earl, you sing in
the shower every morning.
405
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,066
Mom, don't encourage him!
406
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,602
Remember, you're the
boring, responsible one.
407
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:39,945
You don't sing in public.
408
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,806
- No.
- Please.
409
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,273
Thanks for speaking up, son.
410
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:46,343
Your lack of confidence in me
is the encouragement I need.
411
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,079
- Yeah.
- No!
412
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,581
- Dad, don't do it!
- Oh.
413
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,250
This is my brother, Earl.
414
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:56,320
A long time ago, he did
something pretty important for me
415
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,589
that I never thanked him for.
416
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:03,527
Well, this song is my way of
saying thank you, big brother.
417
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:07,098
I know it's a little late,
but it's from the heart.
418
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,167
Oh! I can't watch.
419
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,906
♪ Some of us are trees
420
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:19,443
♪ Rooted in the ground
421
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:22,379
♪ Some of us are leaves
422
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:26,383
- ♪ That the breeze
blows all around - Yeah.
423
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:29,987
♪ I've always been a leaf
424
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:33,423
♪ Traveling fast and free
425
00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:36,761
♪ But fsometimes how I wish
426
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:39,997
♪ I were meant to be a tree
427
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,099
Oh!
428
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,834
♪ I was born an oak
429
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:47,171
♪ The mightiest of trees
430
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:50,608
♪ But I envied every leaf
431
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:54,511
♪ Floating gently on the breeze
432
00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:57,982
♪ And then a leaf explained
433
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:01,651
♪ We're really just the same
434
00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:04,654
♪ We share a single life
435
00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:08,658
♪ Though we go
by different names
436
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,895
♪ So if the winds grew strong
437
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:15,933
♪ And we can't stay together
438
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,902
♪ I hope you won't forget
439
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:22,306
♪ You're part of me
440
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:25,075
♪ Forever
441
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,510
Yay!
442
00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:29,113
Thank you. Thanks.
443
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:30,748
Daddy!
444
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:36,954
♪ Forever ♪
445
00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,930
♪ Well, it's hard
to love a reptile
446
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,065
♪ Who's got a roving eye
447
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:52,669
♪ And this is where
I'm gonna draw the line
448
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:55,072
♪ Well, you
promised you'd behave
449
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:57,108
♪ Then I saw you in her cave
450
00:22:57,210 --> 00:23:02,379
♪ You've been playing
around with hers instead of mine
451
00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:07,118
♪ Leave her tail alone
Leave her tail alone
452
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:11,856
♪ It broke my heart when I saw
hers wrapped around your own
453
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:16,060
♪ Leave her tail alone
Leave her tail alone
454
00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:22,566
♪ I'm telling you to
leave her tail alone ♪
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