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Ooh, Saturday morning.
Gotta make pancakes!
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You're imitating me, aren't you?
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Kids! Breakfast is ready!
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- Hurry up! Getting cold!
- Isn't that cute?
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Fine! Don't eat!
I cook, I clean!
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- When do I get to have a life?!
- That's enough, sweetheart.
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I'm sick and tired of
picking up after you kids!
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- Cut it out.
- We spoiled them all.
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Good morning.
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Remember, after breakfast
you have to drive me to Mindy's.
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You promised to take
us to the sweater outlet.
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You can drive around the
block until we're through.
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- Then take us to the mall, OK?
- You're going to the mall?
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Could you pick me up
weights for my barbells?
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I need a couple of 50-pounders
and hundreds, if they fit in the back.
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Want me to pick up
an anvil while I'm at it?
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Oh, Saturday morning!
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The entire weekend
lies before us like a vast...
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couple of days.
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So, Frannie, any
plans for the weekend?
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Oh, yeah. I've got a whole
list of exciting things to do.
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Good, good. So long
as the top of that list
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has the words "Earl's
breakfast" written on it.
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And how is my little
guy this morning?
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I don't know why I married you!
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- Ow! Oh, my head!
- Uh-huh.
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Oh, dear. Well, maybe we
can glue it back together.
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No. The last time we did
that I couldn't get my hat off.
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Gee. Isn't that the fourth
pan he broke this month?
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- Uh, I think it's the fifth.
- Sixth, if you count the wok.
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Well, we'll just
buy another one.
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You shouldn't have to do that.
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If they break so easily maybe you
should complain to the company.
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Yeah, like a lot
of good that'll do.
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As president of the
Myman pan company,
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I've always taken great pride
in the quality of our product.
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That's why I wanted
to come by personally.
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Because I'm sincerely interested in
what you, the consumer, have to say.
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- Your pan broke.
- You're lying
through your teeth.
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I'm telling you, six pans
all broke in the same way.
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Please, Mrs. Sinclair!
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Myman pans may
rust, they may crack,
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they may even shed little
pieces of lead into your food,
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but I guarantee you these pans
don't just break under normal use.
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Mmm, we'll just see about that.
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Oooh, I can see myself.
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Really?
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- Ow!
- Here.
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- That's not normal use.
- It is around here.
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Oh... Well, I could give
you your money back,
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but then I'd have less money.
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There's got to be another way.
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And here it is! Our research boys
just came up with it: The P-2000.
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The dawn of a new pan age.
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Go ahead, little
fella, give it a whack.
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Get the ice pack, Fran.
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Come on. Closer.
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Not... the... mama!
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I can't believe
it! It didn't break!
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This pan is pretty good.
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Hey, wait a minute.
"This pan is pretty good."
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I like it!
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I can see it on every
billboard, every bus stop.
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Baby hits father with
new pan and says...
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This pan is pretty good.
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It'll sell millions! What
do you say, Mrs. Sinclair?
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Your baby and that guy's head:
A major advertising campaign.
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- We'll electrify the nation!
- Well, I don't know...
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- You've got
yourself a deal.
- Then put 'er there.
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But I'm only negotiating
with one of you.
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Honey, I'm home.
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Aaah!
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- Ohh!
- Ow!
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- Ow!
- Ooh!
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Aah!
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Let me see!
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- Come on, Mama! Let me see!
- Oh, Monica, it's all
so exciting!
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The cameras, the lights,
everybody hovering around us!
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And the advertising executive
told me they just adore my baby.
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Ooh, the camera loves me.
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And the money we make can
pay for his college education.
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- Oh...
- College?
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Oh, they'll adore me there too.
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Oh! And Mr. Myman said the
magazine ad came out so well,
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he wants us to do
television commercials!
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And that's even more money!
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Gee, Fran, are you
sure you want to get so...
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- involved in all that?
- What's that supposed to mean?
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Well, it's just so easy to get your head
turned by these show business guys.
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I mean, it's a
glamorous world...
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When did you become such
an expert on show business?
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Well, I dated a producer once.
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I don't suppose that
makes me an expert, but I...
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Then I appreciate your concern,
Monica, but please don't worry.
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Earl and I are not
rushing into anything.
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Quick, Frannie! Grab a pen!
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It's time to sign
our lives away!
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Oh, Earl! Is that our contract?
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You know it. Go on, sign it on
my back, just like in the movies.
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Yeah.
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There's a lot of
small print there.
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You think you should
have someone look it over?
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Just so you don't
make a mistake?
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What do you think, Earl?
Should we listen to Monica?
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After all, she is an
expert in show business.
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- She dated a producer once.
- Wow! Face it, Monica.
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You're jealous because no one wants
to hit you on the head and pay you for it.
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Hey, son. Time to
fry up some dinner.
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How 'bout if you
give me that pan?
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- Sure!
- Ow!
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You know, whether
you're preparing dinner
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or just relaxing at home, the
new Myman P-2000 pan fits the bill!
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- This pan is pretty good.
- Yeah.
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The P-2000, more
than just a pretty pan,
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a pretty good pan.
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Ow!
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Boy, that looked pretty painful.
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Nah, it's not so bad.
You get used to it.
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Would somebody
get that darn phone?
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Fine, let it ring.
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I can't believe you let them
hit you just to sell a pan.
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Don't you see how
they're exploiting you?
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They're just hitting me
on the... head with a pan.
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- Who let these bees in here?
- Earl, are you all right?
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Yeah.
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Oh! I'm on television again.
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Ow!
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Finally, who's that adorable little baby
selling pans across the super continent?
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Well, we did some snooping
through a big pile of press releases
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and found out his
name is Baby Sinclair!
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And boy, are we in love.
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- Earl...
- Yeah, he sureis a cutie, Leeza.
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And our insider reporter tells us
that Baby Sinclair is fast becoming
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the hottest celebrity in town.
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He's pan-tastic. I just love the way
he hits that big green thing with a pan.
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What is that? A
rock or something?
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I'm not a rock.
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This gives us
excellent leverage.
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We can get more
commercials out of this.
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Whether you're a king,
or just having some fun...
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- Your Majesty...
- I dub thee, Sir Pan!
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This pan's pretty good.
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And cut it! Print it! Oh, it
was fabulous! It was crisp!
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It had authority! I
believed it completely.
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I'd like to do another one.
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Well, could be better. OK.
Here we go! Let's go. Places.
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I need to, I need to feel this
one! So, uh, how's it going, bud?
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Mommy? May I have some fudge?
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He's fine! OK, you!
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Move it! Can we have
a chair for Mrs. Sinclair?
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- And get her some coffee.
- Right away.
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And could I get some
real cream this time?
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Absolutely. Lose
the powdered stuff!
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- I want you to be happy.
- Hmm.
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- Excuse me.
- Thank you.
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- Hmmm.
- So, you like what you see?
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Uh, listen, Otto,
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I had my market research boys
test these commercials to figure out
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what our target
audience liked the most...
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- Yeah?
- And here it is, in order.
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They loved the baby,
the baby's diaper,
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his fingers, his toes, his teeth,
the little space between his teeth...
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- Yep.
- Baby, baby, baby, baby.
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What's at the
bottom of the list?
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- The thing he hits
with the pan.
- That's the father.
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- Are we paying him?
- Yes.
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- Lose him.
- Done.
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Everyone, let's get it together.
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Oh, how nice. Thank you.
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We're going again. Once
more. Places, please.
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- Oh, excuse me.
- Yes?
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Could I get some water?
I need to take an aspirin.
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Some water, huh? And I suppose
you want that in a glass too.
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- Oh, that would be nice.
- What's next? Some ice?
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A piece of pound cake?
Your own private jet?!
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Really? Pound cake?
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That's it! I will not deal with your
outrageous, incessant demands anymore!
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You are not the only blunt
surface in this town, my friend.
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- You are out!
- But! But, I'm Sir Pan!
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- What's going on?
- Uh, I can handle this.
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Oh, out, huh?
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Well, know this, if I'm
out, my family goes out too.
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Come on, Fran. Pack
up the kid. We're leaving.
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Now, Earl, maybe
we should discuss it.
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I mean, after all, this is paying
for the baby's college education.
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- Huh!
- Mrs. Sinclair,
for your awards dinner?
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- That one.
- Right.
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- Frannie, he just fired me!
- I understand that, Earl.
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But it would be irresponsible of me
to just walk out on the baby's career.
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- I'll need an evening bag
to go with that.
- Gotcha!
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He's a kid! He
doesn't need a career.
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Could we talk
about this tomorrow?
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I have a press
meeting in 20 minutes.
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I have the awards
dinner tonight.
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And we've got to get
this shot before lunch!
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- Mrs. Sinclair?
- Huh?
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- Frannie!
- Uh...
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Hmm?
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Good. OK. Places, please.
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- Too tight!
- Sweetheart, drink your juice.
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- The limo will be
here any minute.
- Make him wait. I'm a star!
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- Knock, knock.
- Monica!
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- Hi there, cutie.
- Hey, babe!
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- Babe?
- Want my autograph?
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- All right.
- OK.
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"To Monica. Don't
ever change, Baby."
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Oh. That's nice.
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I know you've been busy, but I
just thought you and I should talk.
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We should. You're right.
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- So how 'bout having lunch?
- Lunch? I can't today. I'm having lunch
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with the network. They'd like
us to do a movie of the week,
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if they can decide what
disease the baby should have.
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Yuck!
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Well, umm... How 'bout tomorrow?
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- Can't. Opening a new mall.
- Ahh...
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Oh, dear!
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The limo's here.
Let's go, sweetheart.
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Well, tomorrow's not great for me
either, but any day next week is free...
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Love to. Call my assistant,
Raoul, over at the studio.
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He knows my schedule.
I'd simply die without him.
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This was so nice.
We'll do it again soon!
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Let's do lunch. Call my agent.
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I'll be on the
coast. I'm a player.
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Gotta love me! Ciao!
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Bye.
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Morning, honey.
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Morning, sweetheart.
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Oh, great. Just what I want to
see first thing in the morning,
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your big blue know-it-all
puss sticking into my house.
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I came here to see Fran.
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Oh, well, too bad, you can't.
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Because our lives are too good.
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Right now, Frannie is
slipping into something clingy,
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and then we're having an intimate
breakfast for two on the veranda.
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She just left in a limo.
236
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:41,826
Oh, you were right!
237
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,495
The whole thing's
been a big mistake.
238
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,031
It's been days
since I've seen Fran.
239
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:50,034
But don't you see her
down at the studio?
240
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:53,605
- No. They fired me.
- How could they do that?
241
00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:56,808
I don't know. It had something
to do with pound cake.
242
00:12:56,910 --> 00:13:01,345
And now she's got this glamorous jet
set life and she doesn't have time for me.
243
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,715
Well, can't you call the
set and talk to Raoul?
244
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,917
Oh, yech! Not Raoul.
245
00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:10,021
I hate Raoul. He
always "pencils me in."
246
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,657
Sounds like Fran's getting
caught up in show business.
247
00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,658
Boy, I wish we'd
never got involved
248
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,795
with this whole corrupt world
of power, money, and fame.
249
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:20,998
Of course, if they hadn't fired
me, I wouldn't be saying this.
250
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:25,970
No, Earl, you're right. It's no
place for someone like Fran.
251
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:30,641
Jeez, you and I actually
agree on something.
252
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,510
Now I'm really depressed.
253
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,782
Oh, oh! You look
absolutely sensational.
254
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:41,886
- Aah!
- Look at his skin,
just like a baby's behind.
255
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,621
- Oh, it's to die.
- Mm-hmm.
256
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,824
If there's anything you need,
anything at all, just name it.
257
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,005
I'll run around frantically
and get it for you.
258
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,406
- Really?
- Uh-huh.
259
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,765
- OK, um... get me some...
- Uh-huh.
260
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:56,500
- Juice!
- Juice! He wants juice!
261
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,770
- Get him juice!
- Juice! Juice! Get me juice!
262
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:02,473
- Ah, and how's
my little star doing?
- Super, Otto.
263
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:04,275
- Huh?
- Uh, powder.
264
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,177
Excuse me. What's going on here?
265
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:09,246
- Hey! You up there! What's your name?
- Wayne.
266
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,049
- Oh, OK, Wayne.
- Yeah.
267
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,651
Let me tell you about your job.
You've got a light and you've got a kid.
268
00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:18,056
You're supposed to use the
light to make the kid look good.
269
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,358
He doesn't. You're fired!
270
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:24,228
- Hmm...?
- Fired?!
271
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:27,731
Here ya go. Nice fresh juice.
272
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,134
All right...
273
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:33,237
Let me tell you about your job.
274
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:36,374
- Uh-huh.
- You got a bottle! You got a baby!
275
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,143
Juice stinks! You're fired!
276
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:44,082
- I beg your pardon?
- You heard him. You're out.
277
00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:53,658
- Is there a problem, Otto?
- Oh, nothing to worry about.
278
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,726
- Your kid just fired somebody.
- Huh?
279
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,462
That's what we do. We
fire guys. We ruin lives.
280
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,598
Cappuccino?
281
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,772
Are they serious
with these scripts?
282
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,943
The baby's gonna look ridiculous
if you let him do these movies.
283
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:15,457
I thought some of them could
work as a vehicle for your brother.
284
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,181
Are you kidding? Look at this.
285
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:22,586
A baby dinosaur's family goes on
vacation and leaves him home alone?
286
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,588
It's just not believable.
287
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:28,126
So we'll get a rewrite. Script
writers are a dime a dozen.
288
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,794
So! Did you find
any parts for me?
289
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,907
No, we didn't get to
the horror movies yet.
290
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,432
- Ha, ha.
- Did you give
the baby his bath?
291
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,433
He didn't like the
soap, so he fired me.
292
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:39,003
- Yeah, he fired me too.
- Hi, Charlene. Hi, Robbie.
293
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,449
- Hi.
- Oh, hi.
294
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,206
Oh! And who's this?
295
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,642
No, no, no. Don't tell
me. I never forget a face.
296
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,011
- Earl!
- No. That's my name.
297
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,247
Hmmm. Oh, I know!
298
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:52,583
You used to be Fran Sinclair,
loving wife and mother.
299
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,219
Uh-oh. Dad's trying
to be sarcastic.
300
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,788
Actually, I'd say he's
being more facetious.
301
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:58,756
Get out.
302
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,569
And that's just plain rude.
303
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,927
- Jeez.
- Definitely.
304
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:06,589
Earl, I know I haven't been
around a lot, but we discussed this.
305
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:10,568
I'm only doing this to put away
money for the baby's college education.
306
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:14,172
Yeah? Well, I'm not so sure this
whole thing is about the kid anymore.
307
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,307
And Monica happens
to agree with me.
308
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:20,211
You and Monica
were talking about me?
309
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,546
A lot of people are
talking about you, Fran.
310
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,848
And not all of it's good.
311
00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:26,784
Just say what you
came here to say.
312
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:30,454
All right. You're getting
a little too caught up
313
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,524
in this glitzy dream factory
you call show business.
314
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,726
Anything more?
315
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,630
Yeah. I got more. Plenty more.
316
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,099
You say you're doing
this for the baby?
317
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:45,736
Well, tell me this. Who
gets to ride in the limo?
318
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,404
Who gets the cappuccino?
319
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:51,075
Who gets herself a fancy new
blouse for the awards ceremony?
320
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,288
You think that's all this is?!
321
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:57,281
It doesn't matter what I
think. It's what you think.
322
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,283
And you'd better think hard.
323
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:02,920
I'm not pushing him to do
anything he doesn't want to do!
324
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,188
It's all for him! That's
why I'm doing it!
325
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,458
It's all for him!
326
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,493
It's all for him.
327
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:12,630
Those of you who are old enough
may remember this little guy:
328
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,065
Happy-go-lucky Baby Sinclair.
329
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:19,069
Forty years ago this engaging
sprite stole the country's heart
330
00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:21,338
in those Myman pan commercials.
331
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,641
- Ah, remember?
- Sure!
332
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:27,378
- Ow!
- This pan is pretty good.
333
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,113
Yeah.
334
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,048
That was a long time ago,
335
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:35,886
and we were wondering what ever
happened to everybody's favorite baby.
336
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:40,558
Well, we found him, and
here he is, Baby Sinclair!
337
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:45,262
Yeah, yeah! Gotta love me!
338
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:48,465
- Yeah. Good to be back.
- Do the pan! Do the pan!
339
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,968
Do the pan! Do the pan!
340
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:56,340
Ah, ha, ha...
341
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,676
You know what they want to hear.
342
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:02,013
- Yeah, all right, Sally.
- Aah...
343
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:05,883
That's a pretty good...
344
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:09,020
Wait a minute.
That's a pretty good...
345
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,995
What the heck happened to you?
346
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,898
Show business! That's,
that's what happened to me.
347
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,133
- Aah...
- First the pan commercials,
348
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:28,539
then the beach movies, a sitcom...
Oh, and those talk show circuits.
349
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,674
- I wanted to quit...
- Yeah?
350
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,076
But she kept pushing me.
351
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:36,813
She couldn't get
enough! She! She! She!
352
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,949
You mean... your mother.
353
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:43,120
Yeah, my mother. She
was there when I was hot.
354
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:46,023
But where was she when I
couldn't get arrested, Sal?
355
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,270
Where was she when
I did get arrested?
356
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,961
I believe we
have a clip of that.
357
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:52,163
This is a stick-up!
Give me money!
358
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:56,566
OK, OK. Don't shoot, eh!
Hey, ain't you that kid on TV?
359
00:18:56,669 --> 00:19:00,204
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- "That's a pretty good pan!" Right?
360
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,307
Hey, that's a pretty
nice watch. Hand it over!
361
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,049
Huh?! OK.
362
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:06,951
- I'm taking it off.
- Hurry it up.
363
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:11,315
Uh-oh. I'm the
baby. Gotta love me?
364
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,018
- Tragic.
- Thanks.
365
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,721
I understand you've written
a book about your life.
366
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,891
Yeah. I wrote it when I was
doin' a nickel in the slammer.
367
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:25,762
- Ah...
- I call it, I blame you, Mommy!
368
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:29,300
I blame you! You! You!
369
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:33,204
Oh, what have I
done?! My poor baby!
370
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:42,491
How's that bottle, sweetheart?
371
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,249
- Stinks! Gimme something else!
- That's what we have.
372
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:48,185
You'll never serve
juice in this town again!
373
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,893
- Morning, Earl!
- Morning, Monica.
374
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:01,465
- Fran? What are you doing here?
- Making breakfast.
375
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,468
Hold my call!
376
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,012
Hello?
377
00:20:07,036 --> 00:20:10,140
Where's Fran? She's
over two hours late!
378
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:14,578
It's Mr. Myman. He says you should've
been at the studio two hours ago.
379
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,214
Tell him I'm making breakfast.
380
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:20,951
I do not care to discuss
the subject of breakfast!
381
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:25,189
We've got a commercial to
shoot! We've got pans to sell!
382
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:28,825
Earl, tell Mr. Myman we've
had enough of show business.
383
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:32,897
If our baby is going to do any acting,
he's going to start acting like a baby.
384
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,600
Now, what does that mean?
What are you telling me?!
385
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:39,570
- What is the bottom line?!
- I'll handle
this one.
386
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:44,942
That's all we have
to say. Good day, sir.
387
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:49,613
Fran, Fran, I understand.
388
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:51,793
You're concerned
about your baby.
389
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:55,886
I know there's nothing more
important than your child.
390
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:59,323
So... how'd you
like your own show?
391
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:01,792
My own show?
392
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:05,195
Everybody'd be watching
you. An hour every day.
393
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,964
And you can talk about
anything you want.
394
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:13,537
Cooking, household hints, how
you raised everyone's favorite baby.
395
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,706
- Mama?
- Hmmm?
396
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,910
- Where's my limo?!
- Huh?
397
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,079
You want to know how
I'm gonna raise this baby?
398
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:26,249
- Yeah, oh.
- Well, it's not gonna be
on some movie lot surrounded
399
00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:28,618
by a pack of
sleazy, manipulative,
400
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,155
- two-faced, cellular phonies!
- Phonies?!
401
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:33,957
He's going to be raised
right here where he belongs.
402
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:39,196
At home, by a family who loves
him and knows what's best for him.
403
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:44,668
I respect that! Yes, I do.
404
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:48,005
Your mama's trying to flush
your career down the toilet.
405
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:51,075
We're not gonna let
her do that, are we?
406
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:58,549
Yes!
407
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:03,587
- How's that?
- Umm... I'd like
to see another take.
408
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:05,622
OK.
409
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:08,292
- Thanks.
- Looking great there...
410
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:14,064
Cut it! Print it!
411
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,734
I believe that's a wrap.
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