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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,331 Honey, I'm home! 2 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:01,526 High in the offices of the Antediluvian Broadcast Company, 3 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:03,729 the greatest creative minds in Pangea, 4 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:08,100 struggle daily to provide the public the very best in quality entertainment. 5 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:11,369 I don't care if it's good or bad, it just has to fill an hour! 6 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:15,039 Does it fill an hour? Does it eat up the space between commercials? 7 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:18,810 Fine! Get it on! Ow! 8 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:19,912 Clear! 9 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:20,980 Oh, man. 10 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,880 We just need a couple of hit shows. 11 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:25,750 Stu Boombird: High-powered network executive. 12 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:30,989 His slightest whim can become a top ten mega-hit audience pleaser, or a failure. 13 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:34,058 It used to be so easy. Why is it so hard now? 14 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:35,841 Am I getting hooked up for cable? 15 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:38,931 No, Mr. Sinclair, we just want to get your response 16 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:41,344 - to some of our new television shows. - Huh? 17 00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:43,969 Don't mind these wires. They monitor your brain waves. 18 00:01:44,071 --> 00:01:47,573 Ted Hardshell: He knows what the audience wants before they want it. 19 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:49,741 And if they don't, he can make them want it, 20 00:01:49,844 --> 00:01:52,177 or put it next to something they do want. 21 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:55,914 My wife's waiting for me at the mall. 22 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:59,150 She still thinks I'm in the food court eating a rat on a stake. 23 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:03,121 Earl Sinclair: Average TV watcher, picked at random from a shopping mall. 24 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:06,391 His opinions will shape the TV programs for millions of viewers 25 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:08,960 who didn't happen to be at the mall that day. 26 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:10,862 We appreciate your help, Mr. Sinclair. 27 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,432 Your honest responses will help shape the future 28 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,934 of the most powerful medium the world's known. 29 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:17,068 Oh. 30 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:19,905 Nothing. 31 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:22,373 And when you finish, you get a cookie. 32 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:26,811 - - Hey! Cookies! That got him functioning. 33 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:30,782 Beautiful. All right, Mr. Sinclair, just watch the screen and enjoy. 34 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:35,687 ABC, watch us. 35 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:38,090 ♪ Please, please, please 36 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:42,194 Wednesday night is just for laughs with the fresh, new House Full of Dads. 37 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:45,731 Daddy, will you please read me a bedtime story? 38 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,577 - Sure thing. - OK, sweetheart. 39 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:51,236 A long time ago there lived a... 40 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,972 Shut up! Shut up! 41 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:56,274 You're killing me! 42 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:04,816 - Hey! - I don't get it. 43 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,918 Uh, uh-huh. Huh. 44 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,653 Doesn't get it? 45 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:11,256 This fall, it's Info 411. 46 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:14,526 Actual calls for help. Real incidents that really happen. 47 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:15,994 What city, please? 48 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:17,529 Yeah, in Lower Pangaea. 49 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,030 The number for Don Tarnofsky. 50 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,500 I have two. Do you know the street? 51 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:24,469 No, I don't! 52 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:29,774 Info 411, from the producers of Interesting Car Wrecks. 53 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,944 - I don't get it. - OK, OK, OK, OK! 54 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:36,314 Maybe you'll like this one. Please. 55 00:03:37,183 --> 00:03:38,683 TriceraCops, Act four: 56 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:41,419 Jack be nimble, Jack be homicide. 57 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:43,967 - Huh?! - Stop! 58 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:47,091 - Police! - Huh! 59 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:48,427 Come on! 60 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:53,999 All right, scumwad, put your hands over your head! 61 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:56,434 I can't. I'm a Tyrannosaurus. 62 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:05,376 Maybe we should read him his rights. 63 00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:08,180 You have the right to remain dead. 64 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:16,187 When do I get my cookie? 65 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:19,657 Just one more. This one deals with the real issues 66 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:23,895 confronting contemporary teenagers today. Go! 67 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:28,133 We now return to Pangaea Hills, Dino210. 68 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:33,538 Damien, we need to talk. I think I may be... in trouble. 69 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:37,308 Oh, in trouble? Are you sure, Beth? 70 00:04:40,214 --> 00:04:43,781 Yes, pretty sure. 71 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:45,416 I don't get it. 72 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:47,251 Ay... 73 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:52,157 Uh... uh... 74 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:54,792 Get this guy away from me! 75 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:56,406 Guys, did I do something wrong? 76 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:58,396 Three hours and nothing! 77 00:04:58,498 --> 00:05:00,198 He hasn't moved. He hasn't blinked! 78 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,100 - You brought me a dead guy. - I... 79 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:04,870 You're dead! Dead in the ground! 80 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,272 - I like this. - Stu! 81 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:08,818 - What?! Whoa. - Look! 82 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:15,881 - See, colors. Nice shapes. - Man... 83 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,917 - I like the theme song. - It's a test pattern, you zombie. 84 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:22,487 But you can go to the bathroom, come back, and nothing's changed. 85 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:23,889 It's a test pattern! 86 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:26,502 It's just something to show in the middle of the night 87 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:28,860 - when there are no shows on. - Middle of the night? 88 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:32,030 - Boy, I'm gonna have to get a VCR. - He's killing me! 89 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:34,833 - I, I can't take this anymore! - Here's your cookie. 90 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:37,702 - Now, leave! - Oh, thanks. 91 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:40,037 Forget him, Stu. He doesn't know anything. 92 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:42,106 The public's gonna love our new shows. 93 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:44,241 Our new line-up's gonna be a huge hit! 94 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,711 Clear! 95 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:04,228 Show biz! 96 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:08,600 This is great. I get a big desk, a fancy title, 97 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:12,470 and you guys pay me the same money I was making for pushing down trees? 98 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:16,140 - That's right. - Suckers. 99 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:18,843 Baby-booby, you were dead right about the test pattern. 100 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:22,314 - We've adjusted our schedule. - - Gilligan's Test Pattern. 101 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,649 - Killer! - Hardcastle & Test Pattern. 102 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:26,229 - My Two Test Patterns. - Big! 103 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:27,253 Hmm? 104 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:30,288 Uh, I'm actually getting a little bored 105 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,790 with the test pattern. 106 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,758 Lose it! It's gone! 107 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:35,059 What about our schedule? 108 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:36,994 He's a viewer, the voice of the public! 109 00:06:37,096 --> 00:06:39,063 He's tired of it, kill it! It's history! 110 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:41,132 - But, but... - Show Earl what else we've got! 111 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,502 - What? Oh, oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Come on, come on. 112 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:48,506 This is a beautiful story a bout a sincere young female 113 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:51,676 who searches for ultimate truth and spiritual fulfillment 114 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:53,778 by joining a convent. 115 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,146 Yeah. 116 00:06:55,248 --> 00:07:00,251 What if she could... fly? 117 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:02,253 - Uh... - Brilliant! Do it! I love it! 118 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:03,488 Done. OK. 119 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,334 What else we got? Come on, go, go, go! 120 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:07,658 - Go, go, go. - We're very proud of this. 121 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,094 It's our medical drama series. 122 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:12,964 - Play it. - Dr. Kirk Marcus, MD. 123 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:15,433 Starring Judd Matthews as Dr. Kirk Marcus. 124 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:19,004 This could be the most important breakthrough in medical history. 125 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:22,340 Millions of lives could be saved! 126 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:26,077 Guys, I'm getting a little bored here. 127 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,556 - What? - Huh? 128 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:30,214 Hmm. And who do we have here? 129 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:31,983 Ah, baby Cuddlebunny. 130 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:33,752 Tonsillectomy. 131 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:38,623 Now, while I prep for surgery, you change him into his... pajamas. 132 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:42,494 Not the pajamas! Not the pajamas! 133 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:45,163 - Boy, I liked that baby - Stop! 134 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:46,609 - Huh? - Roll back! 135 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,433 Yes. Back, back. More, more, more. There! 136 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:52,604 Not the pajamas! Not the pajamas! 137 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:56,574 He's so funny. I love it when he says, "Not the pajamas!" 138 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:58,021 - The kid's gold! - What? 139 00:07:58,045 --> 00:07:59,777 Find him and buy him from his parents. 140 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:01,479 We'll build a show around him. 141 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:05,016 I want T-shirts and a doll with a string in the back of the neck that says... 142 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,152 - Not the pajamas! - Gold! 143 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:10,088 - Oh. You want him to fly too? - Don't be ridiculous. 144 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,322 Hmm...? 145 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:16,027 Babies don't fly, but... 146 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:17,896 he could be the doctor. 147 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,798 Genius! Baby Cuddlebunny, MD! 148 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,933 It's bold! Its new! 149 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:26,004 - Put it on at seven o'clock. - But that's when the news is on! 150 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:29,107 - Cancel the news? - You got it! 151 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:30,942 Yes, sir! 152 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:42,954 Huh? 153 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,624 I wanna watch TV. 154 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:48,593 No TV until after you play with your educational game. 155 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:51,863 Yuck. Educational game stinks. 156 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,832 Kids, drop everything, it's TV time. 157 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:57,936 - What? - Earl the children have homework. 158 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,138 Close those books and get your eyes on the TV. 159 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:04,008 This is one of the new shows your daddy thought up at his new job. 160 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:07,745 And now, from the producers of The Test Pattern Show, 161 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:10,882 - Its the new hit show, Box Full o' Puppies! - ♪ Puppies 162 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:14,486 It's a school night, Earl. The kids have to do their homework. 163 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:15,588 Why? 164 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,299 Because if all they do is watch TV, 165 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,190 they'll never amount to anything. 166 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,992 Oh, you're right, Fran. 167 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:25,430 I do nothing but watch TV, and I don't have a great job. 168 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:29,834 Oh, wait. I do! 169 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:32,437 ♪ I have a great job! I have a great job! 170 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,739 Hi, honey. I'm home. 171 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:41,612 Get to the puppies! Come on. Come on. 172 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,047 Honey, what's in the box? 173 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:45,449 A little something I picked up at the pet store. 174 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:47,085 Yes! Yes! 175 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:49,053 Ooh... 176 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,655 Box full of puppies! 177 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:56,260 - I love you, little puppy. - Oh, they're so adorable. 178 00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:58,330 Aww... 179 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:00,231 - ♪ Puppies - Ohh... 180 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,999 ♪ Just a box full o' puppies. 181 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,568 - ♪ When the day is through - Forty shares. 182 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:09,240 ♪ Relax with a box full of puppies and you ♪ 183 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:15,847 At nine o'clock, the prescription is laughter with Baby Cuddlebunny, MD. 184 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:19,016 All right, doctor, it's late. Time to put on your pajamas. 185 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:23,187 - Not the pajamas! Not the pajamas! - Oh! Ow! Oh... 186 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,257 Not the pajamas! Not the pajamas! 187 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:30,362 Its amazing the way a phrase like that can catch on. 188 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:33,831 And now it's time for The Happy Colors Show. In color. 189 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,166 ♪ It's the happy colors show 190 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,602 ♪ It's the happiest show we know 191 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:40,305 ♪ With red and green and aquamarine 192 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,974 - ♪ And blue like the sky above - ♪ Sky above 193 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:46,211 ♪ But our favorite color is love ♪ 194 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,113 I was at the market talking to some of the other mothers, 195 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:52,716 and they said all their kids are suddenly doing badly in school. 196 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,819 They're like zombies. 197 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:58,657 Oh, this has gotten completely out of hand. 198 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,993 If we're going to watch television, we're going to watch the news. 199 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:05,897 - Robbie, turn on channel eight. - Huh? Oh, w... which one's eight? 200 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,432 What? Oh, give me that! 201 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:13,972 Chaos everywhere, as an unremitting wave of stupidity sweeps our nation. 202 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:17,475 Industry is at a standstill. Schools are closing their doors. 203 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:21,345 Many dinosaurs find it difficult to perform even the simplest tasks. 204 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:26,084 Scientists speculate that these... No, no this... 205 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:29,386 widespread outrook might be the rezoo... Hello? Hello? 206 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:30,955 Eh, is anybody out there? 207 00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:35,026 Uh, Michael? Pick the camera up. Oh, oh! What's going... 208 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:44,202 - It's the end of civilization. - And guess whose fault that would be. 209 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:47,872 Hello, my wonderful family. I'm home from my wonderful job. 210 00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:49,674 - Earl? - Hold, babe. 211 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:52,977 Idea for new show: My mother, the lamp. 212 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,646 Uh, details to follow. We'll flesh it out later. 213 00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:58,082 - Earl, we have to talk. - Pitch, babe. 214 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,851 These shows of yours are making everyone stupid. 215 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:04,622 Don't be silly, Fran. TV shows don't cause stupidness. 216 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,558 They merely reflect the stupidness inherent in society. 217 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,261 Not the pajamas! Not the pajamas! 218 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,323 Robbie, show your father your report card. 219 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:15,133 Hit me with it. 220 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,668 OK. 221 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,737 - Hello, Charlene? What? - F? 222 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:22,806 F, F, F, M. 223 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,842 M? What's an M? 224 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:29,347 Well, halfway through grading me, the teacher forgot the alphabet. 225 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:32,383 Earl, it's Charlene. She needs a ride home. 226 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,920 She can't remember where we live. 227 00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:39,223 That doesn't prove a thing. She never was the brightest kid. 228 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,959 Earl, you have to put smarter shows on the air. 229 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,995 Everyone's gotten too dumb. 230 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,731 Fran, I think you're overreacting just a wee too much. 231 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,934 This is a DNN special report. 232 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,536 This just in. Oh! Uh, uh... 233 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:55,173 Municipal workers from the Department of Power 234 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,708 are having trouble maintaining electrical service 235 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,810 throughout Pangaea. Ev... 236 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,480 An official spokesman is quoted as saying, "Duh..." 237 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:03,582 Ouch! 238 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,684 Huh? 239 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,887 Well, Earl? 240 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:13,624 OK, Fran. I'm open to discussing this. 241 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,796 - This isn't fair! - Yeah. 242 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,910 The one time in my life I'm good at something, 243 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:24,002 - and I wind up destroying society. - Yeah. 244 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,537 Just my luck. 245 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,839 Well, don't you worry there, pally-boy. 246 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,740 Well fix society up in a jiffy. 247 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:34,111 All we gotta do is put brainy, intellectual-type stuff on the air, 248 00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:36,291 and everybody'll get smart again. 249 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:39,316 - But I can't pick the smart shows. - Yeah? 250 00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:41,018 How am I gonna know one if I see one? 251 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:45,623 I got a simple rule of thumb where matters intellectual are concerned. 252 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:49,259 If it confuses me, it must be the good stuff. 253 00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:51,295 And now, Full Spectrum. 254 00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:55,700 Examining all sides of important issues with your moderator, John McGlutton. 255 00:13:55,802 --> 00:14:00,004 OK, our first topic is, "Should the rich eat the poor?" 256 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:01,939 What say you...? Jack! 257 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,608 Absolutely. The poor have had it too easy, too long. 258 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:08,245 They're a drain on society, and a good source of dietary protein. 259 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,180 Disagreements? Barbara! 260 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,982 I certainly do disagree. 261 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,385 The poor are hardly a good source of protein. 262 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,832 The meat is stringy. It's full of disease, 263 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,657 and it's nearly impossible to find the right wine. 264 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:24,161 See what I mean? Totally incomprehensible. 265 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,767 Well, Mrs. Spoilsport, I hope you're happy. 266 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,970 This is the end of my career. 267 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:36,974 I picked a whole new line-up of brainy, tedious shows. 268 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:40,778 And just in time. The kids are getting dumber and dumber. 269 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,047 Kids, get in here! It's TV time! 270 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:47,051 But, Daddy, you said we weren't going to watch so much TV. 271 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,019 - Tonight is special, dear. - Hmm. 272 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,055 - And, by the way, I'm Mommy. - Oh. 273 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,558 - Whoa... - Robbie! Are you all right? 274 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,729 Yeah, I'm OK, Mom. I just keep forgetting to breathe. 275 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,798 - Whoa... - Oh! 276 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,701 - Earl! Turn on that TV, quick! - OK. 277 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,803 Mommy, Daddy, Mommy... 278 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,075 - Police! Hold it right there! - Come on! 279 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:13,823 - Oh. - Huh? 280 00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:16,247 Don't shoot! I surrender. 281 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,949 - Were not gonna shoot ya! - We wanna re-educate you. 282 00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:23,421 You see, son, you're just the product of an alienated economic class, 283 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,624 lashing out because you feel powerless and unloved. 284 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,893 You've been disenfranchised by the bourgeois power structure. 285 00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:32,129 - That's right! - I stole a car! I'm a thief! 286 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,131 Well, son, if you think about it, 287 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,800 - all property's theft. - Oh... 288 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:40,003 Let me explain how the surplus value of the worker is being 289 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:43,440 exploited in the marketplace. When the means of production... 290 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,376 We made a few changes in the shows. 291 00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:49,480 Ooh, I feel this creaking in my head. 292 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:54,185 Like an old rusty machine that hasn't been used in a long, long time. 293 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,557 And now back to The Professor Show. 294 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:03,327 So, x-squared plus two-y-squared equals four, 295 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,989 - can be graphed - As an ellipse. - Right-o! 296 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:09,433 You see, all conic sections can be expressed as second-power, 297 00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:12,303 or quadratic, equations! 298 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,139 - Whoa. - What? 299 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:19,376 This show might be OK with just one professor. 300 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:25,016 Yeah! And he's stuck on a desert island with... a movie star and a millionaire! 301 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,284 - Shush! - Huh? 302 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,119 Sheesh. 303 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:33,891 Live from the grand ol' think tank, it's time for Economics Hoe-Down! 304 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,660 Yay! 305 00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:38,963 Hey, tell me something, Doc. 306 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:41,465 How can you tell when the falling rate of profit 307 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,735 is due to an increase in the organic composition of capital? 308 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,648 When a drop in the effective demand 309 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,340 is due to the decrease in the marginal utility. 310 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:52,443 Yeehaw! 311 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,795 - Oh, Charlene, you are so wrong! - Am not! 312 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,684 - Yes, you are. - Nope. 313 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,831 - Robbie, stop poking your sister. - Yeah. 314 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,057 Not until she supports her hypothesis that truth is knowable. 315 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,592 I wasn't talking about empirical evidence! 316 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,296 Cut it out or I won't let you go to school tomorrow. 317 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:13,642 - But... - I mean it! 318 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,632 - We'll be good. - Yeah, we promise. 319 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,969 Hello? Earl, it's for you. It's the office. 320 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:22,740 Well, that's it. The ratings are in. 321 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,775 I am now officially a failure. 322 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,678 But you're a failure who did the right thing, Earl. 323 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,881 Yeah, small comfort when we're living in a cardboard box. 324 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:34,551 There are not gonna be any happy newspaper headlines this time. 325 00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:37,221 Yep. 326 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,556 What?! 327 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:53,170 "To Earl Sinclair. For educating and elevating the dinosaur spirit." 328 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:56,040 Hey, a proud moment for you, pally-boy. 329 00:17:56,142 --> 00:18:00,778 You proved, once and for all, that smart TV really can get big ratings. 330 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,647 - I'm a fake. - Huh? 331 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,269 - I'm a fraud. - Huh? 332 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:08,697 They gave me an award for putting on shows I don't even understand. 333 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,889 Well, maybe that's the burden of the network executive: 334 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,825 To pick shows that are smarter than you are. Huh? 335 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,128 - Yeah, but at what cost? - Oh, yeah. 336 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:20,664 I canceled Box Full o' Puppies. I canceled The Happy Colors Show. 337 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,567 - I betrayed my highest ideals. - OK. 338 00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:26,470 Ow! 339 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,806 - You! You and your brainy shows! - Oh? 340 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,753 The ratings have taken a nose-dive! 341 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,310 It's like no one's watching TV anywhere. 342 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:36,380 Hello? Hi, Earl. 343 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:39,750 - Do you have the TV on? - No, but I was watching earlier. 344 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,119 I saw this wonderful program on smelting. 345 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:46,156 I thought I'd try my hand at isolating iron from unprocessed ore. 346 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:48,459 What about the kids? Are they watching TV? 347 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,094 No, Charlene's off on a cartographic expedition 348 00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:53,597 to chart the fresh water source of the Macambo river. 349 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,032 Bye, Mom. La, la. 350 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,768 And Robbie's developed this rocket propulsion fuel 351 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,671 with enough thrust to launch his brother into orbit. 352 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,641 Stand by, mission control. We're ready for lift-off. 353 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,676 - Hey! - Give me! 354 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:09,480 Robbie says this could be the greatest achievement in dinosaur history. 355 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,249 Who cares? Put the TV on! 356 00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:14,619 Our ratings have dropped into the toilet! 357 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,887 Oh, I'm sorry, Earl. 358 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,523 But your new shows have stimulated us so much, 359 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,759 that we've found more interesting things to do with our lives. 360 00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:25,529 Nobody has time for TV anymore. 361 00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:28,265 - But... - Bye, dear. 362 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,346 This is all your fault, Sinclair! 363 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:35,372 You and your bright ideas about quality television. 364 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,775 - Oh, man... - The public's gotten too smart. 365 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:41,078 - Oh, they're all reading books. - They don't need us anymore. 366 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,191 There must be a way to make them dumb again. 367 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:45,649 We could drug 'em! Something in the water supply. 368 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,551 - We don't have the budget. - Fine! 369 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,854 We'll hit everyone in the head with a brick. 370 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,389 - Hmm... - You guys are evil. 371 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:53,735 - Huh? - What? 372 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:56,079 I put on the dumb shows because I like 'em. 373 00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:59,363 And then I put on the smart shows to save the world. 374 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,364 Yeah. 375 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:01,832 You guys have an opportunity 376 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,268 to speak to millions and millions of dinosaurs, 377 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,604 but you don't care what you put on the air. 378 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:13,076 All you care about... is ratings. 379 00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:15,012 What's your point? 380 00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:18,649 My point is that if you're gonna proceed with your fiendish plan, 381 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,652 - you can do so without me! - Bye! 382 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:25,055 - Look, the way I figure it is... - Oh, well. 383 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,758 We have to bring the IQ's down... oh, 60 points... 384 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,627 Wouldn't they be too dumb to turn their sets on? 385 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,095 What if they can't find it? 386 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:35,298 Well, pally-boy, maybe you did earn that plaque after all. 387 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,133 Build them without an off button. 388 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,538 - Come on. - - What if they still read books? 389 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,073 OK. So! If they're still reading books, 390 00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:45,609 - I'll tell you what we're gonna do. - What? 391 00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:49,079 Well, we're gonna get them interested in TV again with a book, 392 00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:52,316 a very special book. 393 00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,559 Hmm. Yeah. 394 00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:05,762 Mom, I just don't see why I can't go to school today. 395 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,664 - Because it's Saturday, dear. - Huh? 396 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:11,802 - Oh, OK. - Robbie needs help with the launch sequence of his rocket. 397 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:15,039 - Yeah. - It's T-minus one minute to lift-off! 398 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,707 And counting. 399 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:26,417 You know, if this works, it'll alter the course of history. 400 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,185 That's wonderful! 401 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,422 Hey, everybody, I'm getting on the brain bandwagon too. 402 00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:34,691 From now on I'm cutting down on my TV viewing and starting to read. 403 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,927 - Good for you. - What's that? 404 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,108 It's a book that was delivered to the door. 405 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:42,732 Oh, a new book. Who's the author? 406 00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:44,301 Yeah, it's all about TV. 407 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:47,471 A guide to TV? Doesn't sound very stimulating. 408 00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:51,208 Look here! It's got a crossword puzzle with the names of your favorite stars. 409 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:56,546 Ooh, let me see. It makes it possible to plan out a whole viewing schedule. 410 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:57,915 Hey, kids, look at this. 411 00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,450 The shows come on when the book says they will. 412 00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:03,053 This is the greatest breakthrough of our time. 413 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,488 ♪ It's the happy color... 414 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,557 Hey, family! Anybody! Help! 415 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:14,365 - Hey, hey! What's that noise? - Aw, who cares? 416 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,099 Huh? 417 00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:22,139 Boy, TV's just as good as I remember it. 418 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,442 Again! 31932

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