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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,635 --> 00:00:04,236 This is the story of Fluffy. 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:07,772 "Now, Fluffy, the cuddly little lizard 3 00:00:07,874 --> 00:00:10,409 frolicked through the smiling flowers 4 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:15,146 with his mother singing songs of love and joy." 5 00:00:15,248 --> 00:00:17,315 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get to the good part! 6 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:20,251 "Suddenly, Fluffy's mother collapsed 7 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:24,789 under the impact of two high-caliber shells from the happy hunter's gun." 8 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:26,024 Oh... 9 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:30,228 "Fluffy was sad. Fluffy was mad. 10 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:33,165 But what could the little lizard do? 11 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:35,767 Luckily, his friend Jimmy the weasel 12 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:39,371 knew a guy who'd whack anybody for 50 bucks." 13 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:40,805 Yay! 14 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:42,974 Hey, Ethyl, you wanna pipe down? 15 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:45,010 We're trying to watch TV here. 16 00:00:45,112 --> 00:00:47,413 I love when Grandma reads to me. 17 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:50,081 Earl, I think Mother's reading to the baby 18 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:52,161 is more important than your watching TV. 19 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:55,687 - Says you. This happens to be an important TV show. - Yeah. 20 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:59,291 It's time again for Don't Lift That Heavy Object. 21 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,826 I love this show. 22 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:03,328 Real life dinosaurs caught in the act of moving heavy things. 23 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,731 - Neat. - Our hidden camera was on hand 24 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:07,566 to catch this father and son 25 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:11,570 playing a duet we like to call, Prelude to Pain. Let's watch. 26 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:15,674 All right, son. Now the key here is to lift with your knees. 27 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:17,275 OK, Dad! 28 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,912 One, two, three. 29 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:22,948 Oh, smoo! 30 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:28,487 Did he say what I think he said? 31 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,622 Dad, you said smoo. 32 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:33,003 It's not like we're on television or anything. 33 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:36,161 - Huh? - Huh? Holy smoo! 34 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:41,833 Are they allowed to say that on TV? 35 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,536 No! That's why it's so clever. 36 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,873 Something's funny. 37 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:51,876 Nothing's funny. Nothing's funny at all. 38 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:54,879 Mom, they said a dirty word on TV. 39 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:58,050 I will not have that kind of gutter language in this house. 40 00:01:58,152 --> 00:02:00,017 Smoo. 41 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:06,358 What'd I say? 42 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,723 Honey, I'm home! 43 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:06,685 I said something. 44 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:08,620 Was it... smoo? 45 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:12,224 - We don't say that word. - Why? 46 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:14,993 - Because it's a bad word. - Why? 47 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:17,996 - Because it's dirty. - Why? 48 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:21,699 - Ask your mother. - Why? 49 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:25,070 Uh... It means... Well, it means... 50 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:28,206 It means the bottom of a dinosaur's feet. 51 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:31,175 And feet touch the ground and get dirty, so... 52 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:34,812 it's a dirty word and nice dinosaurs don't say it. 53 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:37,615 - Why? - Because it's not nice. 54 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,685 And it certainly doesn't belong on TV. 55 00:03:42,455 --> 00:03:44,489 Oh, Fran, lighten up. 56 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:47,492 You think dinosaurs have so little going on in their lives, 57 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:51,429 that they'd really care about one little word some guy says on TV? 58 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:54,099 I'll always remember exactly where I was 59 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:56,968 when that guy said "smoo" on TV. 60 00:03:57,070 --> 00:04:01,639 Yeah, I got it on tape. I must've watched it a thousand times. 61 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:05,210 I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna have to call in sick today. 62 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:10,648 Sinclair, in here now! 63 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:14,219 - He heard us laughing. - He thinks we're happy. 64 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:16,587 - Yeah, he hates that. - Yeah. 65 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,223 Yes, my captain? 66 00:04:18,325 --> 00:04:21,960 The company's board of directors has made a decision that affects you. 67 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:25,296 Oh, how surprising and unfortunate that they should notice me. 68 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:28,833 They decided to offer an incentive program to get you freeloading, 69 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:32,603 - lard-filled princesses to work harder. - Incentives? 70 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:35,740 I thought holding your head under water until your eyes bugged out 71 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:38,576 would be more productive, but I was overruled. 72 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:39,744 Oh, shame. 73 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:42,080 So, somehow, since this week you've managed 74 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:44,983 to push over more trees than your half-dead friends, 75 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,985 you get a little gift from me. 76 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:50,555 - Ooh. - Goofball. 77 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:54,593 Uh... A-ha! 78 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:58,797 Here. Don't let it go to your head. 79 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:01,699 Oh, a treasure. Thank you, sir. 80 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,669 Thank you. 81 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:08,940 Well, my wife and I have always wanted one of these. 82 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:13,177 - It's just a staple! - Oh, I know, but I choose to see it as so much more. 83 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,680 It's the, uh, staple of honor. 84 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:19,017 More than honor, really. It's a blessing. 85 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:21,264 A cherished blessing that swells the... 86 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:23,421 Excuse me, am I interrupting anything? 87 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:25,557 Your husband's trying to form a sentence. 88 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:29,193 You forgot your lunch this morning, so we thought we'd come by and drop it off. 89 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:32,542 Oh, thanks, honey. Hey, the corporation is honoring me today. 90 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:35,066 - Oh... - Isn't that nice of Mr. Richfield? 91 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,736 Smoo! 92 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:38,937 What'd he call me? 93 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:43,141 - Uh... he said Lou. Yeah, Lou. - Lou? 94 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:46,355 You see, he thinks of you as his sweet Uncle Lou. 95 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:47,979 - No. - My name's not Lou! 96 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:51,215 I know, but don't you find the uncle part endearing? 97 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:54,485 You're a big smoo! 98 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:55,754 Well, we'll just be going. 99 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:59,324 - No, no, no. A big what? - A big shoe. 100 00:05:59,426 --> 00:06:01,626 Yeah, yeah. Shoes are his favorite... 101 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:03,795 - No. - Uh, foot covering. 102 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:08,466 - It's the ultimate compliment, really. - Not shoe, smoo! 103 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:12,203 A big, fat smooey smoo! 104 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,076 Not much I can do with that one. 105 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:19,822 I am so sorry, Mr. Richfield. 106 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:22,513 It's something he heard on television last night. 107 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:25,650 I shower you with presents and this is the thanks I get? 108 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:29,054 You bring your child here to abuse me! 109 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:33,124 I'm gonna rip your head off and play hacky sack with it! 110 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:36,093 Well, thanks for stopping by, Fran. 111 00:06:36,195 --> 00:06:38,207 Parts of me will be home later. 112 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:45,202 It's not my bath time. What's going on? 113 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:46,545 We'll see if we can't wash 114 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,506 those dirty words out of your mouth 115 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:50,809 with a little soap. 116 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,611 I don't like this. 117 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:56,781 Now. Any dirty words left in there? 118 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:03,087 Smoo! 119 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:06,824 Good work, Mom. I'm sure we've all learned a valuable lesson. 120 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:10,595 - Smoo! - Oh! 121 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:14,633 Hi, honey. 122 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,467 Are you all right? 123 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:19,770 Hey, Dad, some jerk put a sign on your back. 124 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:23,575 It was Mr. Richfield. I think you kids called him enough names for one day. 125 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,188 You're home. Don't you think you can take it off? 126 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:29,848 I would, but it's covering an unsightly wound. 127 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:31,616 Oh. 128 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:36,988 Earl, I've got to make dinner and Robbie's doing his homework. 129 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:40,291 - Will you baby-sit for a while? - Sure, sweetheart. No problem. 130 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:43,428 - Thanks. - What are we doing? What now? 131 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:45,130 The word "smoo" 132 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:47,699 was uttered for the first time on network television. 133 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,302 Tonight, on the news, we'll be saying the word itself. 134 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,003 - Smoo. - Hey. 135 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:55,418 I don't think the baby should be watching television these days. 136 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:58,043 If he can't watch TV, what am I supposed to do with him? 137 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:02,047 - He's your son. Play with him. - Whoa! 138 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,382 For how long? 139 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:07,985 Uh... give me an hour. I'm making dinner. 140 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:11,156 An hour! 141 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,668 - Daddy! - What? 142 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:13,692 Play a game? 143 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:16,494 - OK. - Goody. 144 00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:20,965 Let's play, um... Where's Daddy? 145 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:25,636 Where's Daddy? 146 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:30,942 - This game stinks. - Found me yet? 147 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:34,346 - Huh? - Found you! 148 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:38,783 All right, now what? 149 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:40,218 Make a face. 150 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:47,859 Again! 151 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:55,233 Again! 152 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:59,070 Daddy's tired of making faces. 153 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,605 What else you got? 154 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:07,712 More! 155 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:10,982 Take this! 156 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,685 More! 157 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:18,056 More! 158 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,825 Oh... Oh! 159 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:23,494 Oh! 160 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:27,098 Oh! 161 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:36,307 - All right, that does it. - What? 162 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:39,610 - You're watching TV. - Hey! 163 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:42,013 - Mama said no. - I don't care. 164 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:45,549 - Oh... - How bad can it be? 165 00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:47,952 The Friendly Bunny will not be seen tonight 166 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:51,055 so that we may bring you the following brand-new program 167 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:53,924 quickly thrown together in a shameless grab for ratings. 168 00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:57,161 - Oh, this should be good. - It's The Smoo Show. 169 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,463 Smoo! 170 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,501 ♪ We're saying smoo ♪ 171 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,502 ♪ Ooh ♪ 172 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,504 ♪ 'Cause it's what we do ♪ 173 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,173 - ♪ We're saying smoo ♪ - Smoo! 174 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,208 ♪ And it's just for you ♪ 175 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:17,348 ♪ Smoo, smoo, smoo, smoo, smoo ♪ 176 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,518 - Earl Sneed Sinclair! - Oops. 177 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,898 I thought I told you to turn off that TV. 178 00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:25,189 - Smoo! - Oh! 179 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,424 Fran, how did I know this was gonna be on? 180 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,961 You never know what these network guys are gonna do. 181 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:34,598 That's right. So until we're sure it's safe, this TV stays off. 182 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:42,207 You'll just have to spend some more quality time with your child. 183 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:45,810 Hello? Is this the network? Yeah, I wanna talk to somebody 184 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:48,679 about changing all your programming, right now. 185 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,815 And don't try to give me the runaround, 186 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,884 'cause I won't take no for an answer. 187 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,655 Yeah, I'll hold. 188 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,194 - Mr. Flearing. - I'm in a meeting. 189 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:05,329 I've got some guy on line two with a complaint. 190 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:08,733 What? A complaint about television? Really? 191 00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:11,602 Yellow! 192 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:14,538 I want to complain about one of your shows. 193 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,674 You're kidding. What are you, some kind of nut? 194 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:19,110 - No. - Well, you sound like a nut to me, 195 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:22,881 'cause only a nut would call a TV station to complain about something. 196 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,149 I'm not a nut. 197 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,317 Oh, sure you are. Go ahead, say something nutty. 198 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:31,989 I don't think you should be airing a show that has the word... 199 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:35,193 smoo in it. Especially when children could be watching. 200 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,661 I'm gonna stop you there. 201 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:39,323 You're a member of a lunatic fringe group, aren't you? 202 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:42,812 No, I'm just a guy who thinks that what you're doing is wrong. 203 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,503 Look, sir... I think we know a little bit more than you do 204 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,151 about what should and shouldn't be on television. 205 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:51,443 And we can't respond to every whacko out there with a phone. 206 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:55,546 Hey, buster, I've got a legitimate gripe here and you're gonna listen. 207 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:58,883 No, I'm not. 208 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,452 Can we watch TV now? 209 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:05,256 No, not yet. Not until my voice is heard. 210 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:09,994 Not until the arrogant despots who control television 211 00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:13,131 are brought to their knees by the righteous indignation 212 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:17,835 of common, decent folk with too much time on their hands. 213 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,052 What's all the fuss in there? 214 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,743 Oh, Earl's called a big meeting of the neighbors 215 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,912 about cleaning up television. 216 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,625 You're welcome to join them. 217 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:32,683 Please, I have a life. 218 00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:34,285 Mom! 219 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:38,956 Read me a story, Grandma Smoo. 220 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:42,560 You really think that's funny, don't you? 221 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,629 What? Smoo? Smoo funny? 222 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:50,468 Smoo. Smoo! Yes, smoo funny! 223 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:53,538 Call me when you clean up your act. 224 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,345 Last night the TV was off, and for the first time ever 225 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,248 I spent two solid hours playing with my kid. 226 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:08,352 Yeah, my children and I spent the whole evening talking to each other. 227 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,221 It was a nightmare. 228 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,156 - I can't live this way. - No! 229 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:15,392 - It's the network's fault. - Uh-huh, exactly! 230 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:18,941 They've unfairly shifted the burden of raising our children to us. 231 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,932 And as concerned parents we have to fight that. 232 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:23,268 But what should we do? 233 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,236 We're gonna have to force the network 234 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:29,040 to take all the shows that use dirty words off television. 235 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,419 - Mm-hmm. - Good idea. 236 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:31,843 Yes, exactly. 237 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,845 Maybe we should just stop watching the shows that bother us. 238 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,981 Maybe we should take responsibility 239 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,083 to control our children's viewing. 240 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,986 - Oh, well... - Huh? 241 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,521 Frannie, this is a community meeting, 242 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,836 and everyone's entitled to their opinion. 243 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,605 If you want to have an opinion that's different from ours, 244 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,641 I suggest you get your own meeting. 245 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,497 - I'm with Earl. - Me too. 246 00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:55,633 Let's go down to that network and march. 247 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:56,901 And make a big stink. 248 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,315 The time for reasonable discussion is gone. 249 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,740 It's time for mindless, reckless action! 250 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,976 Stay tuned for the new hit show that's so controversial, 251 00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:09,547 a bunch of nuts are outside trying to stop it. The Smoo Show. 252 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,816 Hey, kids. Is it off? Did they take it off yet? 253 00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:15,686 The Smoo Show, now on seven nights a week. 254 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,700 - Nice day's work. - Yeah. 255 00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,224 Thanks, Mr. Negative. 256 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:23,193 I'll have you know we were out planting the seeds of change. 257 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:26,030 You just wait. Those seeds are gonna bear fruit. 258 00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:28,198 Then, from the producers of The Smoo Show, 259 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:32,036 it's The Flark Show followed by Kiss My Glick. 260 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:35,017 Who can say, Dad? It's probably just a coincidence. 261 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,541 Yeah, you got them on the run. 262 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,911 A couple more protest rallies, they'll make it into a mini-series. 263 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:43,780 Ha, ha, ha. You have anything to say? 264 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,652 Flark, bad. Glick, bad. 265 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:50,487 There, see? My message got through. 266 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:53,090 Smoo? That's funny! 267 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:56,026 Oh, this is so discouraging. 268 00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:59,297 TV has become the cesspool of vulgarity. 269 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,432 Then why don't you just turn it off? 270 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,702 Because I shouldn't have to turn off my TV set, ever! 271 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:07,671 I worked my whole life, I raised a family. 272 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:11,542 I wanna be able to park them in front of the TV, and know they're gonna watch 273 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:15,345 good, clean, time-consuming, energy-sapping entertainment. 274 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:19,850 So by the time I get home, they can barely wave hello. 275 00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:24,155 Well, obviously, the TV network doesn't care how you feel. 276 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:29,259 Then I'm gonna have to go over their heads. 277 00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:33,130 And because my appeals to the cultural elite who run television 278 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,566 were ignored, I appeal to you, 279 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:39,303 the highest and most revered authority in the land to take action, 280 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:42,306 and remove the word "smoo" from our living rooms. 281 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:45,642 Put it back in the bars and construction sites where it belongs. 282 00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:46,744 He's right. 283 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,679 - He has a point. - I agree. 284 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,681 The word must go. 285 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:55,353 So be it. The word "smoo" is stricken from television. 286 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,122 "Smoo" stricken. 287 00:15:58,224 --> 00:15:59,957 Thank you. Thanks. 288 00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:03,728 Wait, wait, wait. What about "flark" and "glick?" 289 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,398 Gone! 290 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,633 - Yes! - Good. 291 00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:12,202 Thank you for demonstrating that public policy, 292 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:17,141 affecting the rights of millions, can be altered by a small but vocal minority. 293 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:19,610 - Anytime. - Thank you. 294 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,513 Excuse me, since we're on the subject, 295 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,648 there's another word that's bothered me. 296 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:29,186 You know how sometimes on TV when a kid says, "Da-a-ad." 297 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:33,290 I hate that because then my kids do it. 298 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:36,794 - I agree. I hate that too. - I think it should be against the law. 299 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,736 Not just on TV, but everywhere! 300 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,531 - Yeah. - Good idea. 301 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:44,435 Here's one. I never liked the word "tush" or "tushie." 302 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:48,606 And I, for one, don't want my kids hearing it or saying it. 303 00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:52,076 - Mm-hmm. - No one may say "tush" anymore. 304 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:55,145 Kiss "tush" goodbye. 305 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,314 - Hear, hear. - What a relief. 306 00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:00,350 I thought tushie was quite cute. 307 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,988 I know! Why don't we make a list of all the words that bother us, 308 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,790 and then... outlaw them! 309 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:09,160 Why stop at words? Why not ideas too? 310 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:11,829 - Hey, hey, wait a minute. - Huh? 311 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,042 Aren't we, maybe, going a little too far? 312 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,677 Now lookie here. Do you want a nation 313 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,236 where everybody has complete freedom of speech, 314 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:22,573 and you have to spend all your time supervising your kids, or would you 315 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:27,678 rather the government handle it? And you can have more free time. 316 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,548 - Free time? - Got my vote! 317 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:42,059 Number 63. "Any words that sound like 'smoo' are also prohibited." 318 00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:45,040 - What are you, kidding? - No, no, no. It makes perfect sense. 319 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,599 "The number two will now be replaced by 'not one'." 320 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,147 Hey, slow down. So that'd be... 321 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:54,772 One, not one, three, four, five. 322 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,019 - Like that? - There you go. See how easy? 323 00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,443 - I get it. - Hmm. 324 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,612 "A female with the name Sue will now be known as Milly. 325 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,615 And cows should not say moo anymore. 326 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,552 They should be encouraged to speak in complete sentences." 327 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,453 - That's ridiculous. - Yeah. 328 00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:11,455 Which brings me to number 64. 329 00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:16,793 "No one's allowed to question, complain, or even discuss this list." 330 00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:19,396 - Not discuss it? - Hey! 331 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:28,472 Grandma won't read to me? Fine. I'll read myself. 332 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:35,078 Me va vuaga. 333 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,882 Wow. Harder than it looks. 334 00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:42,620 This is Shouting Match. A no-holds-barred discussion 335 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,322 of today's hottest issues. 336 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:48,125 Featuring Pangaea's most confrontational media pundits. 337 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:51,962 Today's provocative, controversial subject is... flowers? 338 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:56,700 - All right, flowers. Joe. - Uh... Well, I like 'em. 339 00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:01,305 Good. OK, now, for the feminine point of view, Sue! Uh, Milly. 340 00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:03,741 - You wanna know what I think? - Yeah! 341 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,144 - I like 'em too! Yeah. - Good. 342 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,190 Especially, uh... daisies. 343 00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,358 - Daisies? - Yes! 344 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,948 - Daisies! - Mm-hmm. 345 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:14,618 Doesn't anybody have the courage to say what they think anymore? 346 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:19,490 Well, they're making a very controversial gravy 347 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,358 on the Recipe Channel. 348 00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:27,965 Honey, I'm home. 349 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:31,902 Earl, what is that on your legs? 350 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,272 Uh, they're called pants. They're remarkably uncomfortable. 351 00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:38,309 The government said we're supposed to wear them from now on. 352 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,411 Why? 353 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,814 - I have no idea. - Grandma. 354 00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:46,128 I'm not gonna wear those things. 355 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:50,387 Oh, you don't have to. These are for you. 356 00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:53,924 They're called pantyhose. 357 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,961 You wanna talk about real torture? 358 00:19:58,063 --> 00:20:00,698 Grandma! 359 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,266 This has all gone way too far. 360 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:07,571 But it's what we have to do, if we want to keep our kids from saying bad words. 361 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,174 Believe me, it's related. 362 00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:13,110 - Grandma! - What is it? 363 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,678 Read me a story. 364 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,415 Like I said, I'll read to you 365 00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:20,618 when you stop saying that word. 366 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,153 Um... 367 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:26,023 OK! 368 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,792 - Just like that? - Just like that. 369 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:32,596 - Why? - My grandma better. 370 00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:36,500 See? You don't have to make a federal case out of it. 371 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:38,268 Give me the book, kid. 372 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:41,939 - We're back in business. - Yay! 373 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:45,575 "Now Fluffy, the cuddly, little lizard..." 374 00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:46,743 What just happened? 375 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,724 Mom figured maybe the best way 376 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:52,316 to solve a family problem is to handle it at home. 377 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,018 I guess you think she was right. 378 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:58,789 - Don't you? - Oh, all right, yes. 379 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,925 I guess, maybe, I overreacted 380 00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:04,061 when I had the government abolish all our personal freedoms 381 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:06,397 just to stop our kid from saying dirty words. 382 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:10,044 Well, instead of asking the government to be the parents for us, 383 00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:12,080 maybe we should just grit our teeth 384 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,650 and put in the hours with our children ourselves. 385 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,273 But we don't have to anymore. 386 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,909 Now we can just sit them in front of the TV. 387 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:23,246 - It's all cleaned up. - But what's he getting out of TV? 388 00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:26,684 Um... nothing bad. 389 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,065 But nothing as good as spending time with his father. 390 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:37,595 "Fluffy was still very wise." 391 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:43,033 But it's just such hard work being a parent. 392 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,036 Can't society do it for me? 393 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,538 You like wearing those pants? 394 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,948 OK, Ethyl, hand over the book. 395 00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:00,917 Yeah! 28989

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