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Honey, I'm home!
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One badge, one gun, three horns.
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TriCera Cops.
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TriCera Cops,
you're unconventional.
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One more stunt like that
and I'll have your badge!
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Have this.
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Anything else, Lieutenant?
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TriCera-Cops,
coming this fall on ABC.
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Wow. A maverick cop who
can't work within the system.
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I think that's unprecedented.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Oh... Oof... Geez.
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Yikes.
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- Ooh...
- Yep, it's me. Need a change.
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I guess you're feeling
pretty proud now, aren't you?
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Made it all by myself.
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I think you better do
something about this, pally boy.
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I'm beginning to feel
a little bit woozy...
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Yeah, all right. I guess there's
no avoiding the dirty work.
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Fran, we need a diaper
change in here pronto.
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Three and four, and five
and six. OK, OK, sweet ladies.
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You've laid your eggs.
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Now it's time to
shake those tails
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and tighten those tushies.
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And one, and two...
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Grandma, you could do some
exercises in your chair, you know.
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Believe me, sweetie,
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at my age waking up is
all the exercise I need.
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Frannie, you gotta
change the kid.
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The wallpaper's
starting to peel.
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OK, Earl, I'll be right in.
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Fran, why can't he do it?
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You mean Earl change the diaper?
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- No, no.
- Yeah.
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It's not like he's
real busy in there.
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I don't know.
Watching TV, burping.
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Scratching himself.
His plate's pretty full.
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Yeah. Why don't you let Daddy
change a diaper once in a while.
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- Oh, I couldn't do that.
- Why not?
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Well, because... uh... I
don't know. I just never have.
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Fran, if you're ever going
to have a life of your own,
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you've got to train Earl to
take a little responsibility.
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Train him? But
that sounds so cold.
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Nonsense. It's a perfectly
normal part of marriage.
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Here. If he gives
you any trouble
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just smack him on
the snout with this.
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- Mother, please.
- Frannie, get in here.
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And bring a beer while you're
at it. And some pretzels, too.
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Give me that.
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I've changed every
diaper in this house
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for the past 15 years.
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- Now it's your turn.
- Well, we're skipping my turn.
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I'm not getting any
fresher over here.
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You know, Dad,
Mom's got a point.
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It is kind of sexist to expect
her to change all the diapers
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just because she's a female.
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Well, we don't want to be
sexist, now, do we, son?
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- Uh-huh.
- Here, knock yourself out.
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I'm waiting.
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Earl, this isn't
Robbie's responsibility.
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- Oh, thanks, Mom. Later.
- I'll be back in ten minutes.
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But...
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Does it stink in
here or is it me?
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All right, let's
get this over with.
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Roy, give me a hand.
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Easy... Careful!
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- Let's see what we got here.
- Easy.
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Oof.
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You sure you know
what you're doing?
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- Haven't a clue.
- Mommy!
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Hey... Don't you
worry, little guy.
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You're in capable hands.
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Your dad and Uncle Roy
have everything under control.
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- Yeah.
- Hey, hey.
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- Watch it, watch it.
- OK, let's open her up.
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Oh, no.
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I...
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It's OK, it's OK. We can...
We can get through this.
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Let's just breathe through
our mouths and think of daisies.
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Roy? Roy! Roy, don't leave
me alone here with this!
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Oh... Don't you
point that thing at me.
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- Oh, God!
- Gotcha!
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Oh, geez.
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Earl, it couldn't
have been that bad.
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Oh, Fran, it was horrible.
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I mean, I've heard stories, but
nothing could prepare me for...
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For that!
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It was no picnic for me either.
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Well, you better
get used to it, Earl.
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It's going to be your
responsibility from now on.
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Huh?
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I am not changing
any more diapers.
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- Neither am I.
- This could get ugly.
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This is female's work.
That's why I married a female.
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We'll discuss this later.
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I don't want to lose my
temper in front of the B-A-B-Y.
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OK, but I'm telling you right
now, I'm not changing any more
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D-I-P... No, wait. D-A-I...
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No, no, no. D-A-P...
No, no, no. G...
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Earl, he's your son too.
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You're going to change
every one of his diapers
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until he's potty-trained.
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- That's it! Potty training!
- Huh?
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You've got an hour before
you have to cook dinner.
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Take him to the bathroom,
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show him how it's done,
we're both off the hook.
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First of all, Earl, potty
training takes weeks.
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Second of all, he's too young.
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First of all, Fran,
you're wrong.
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And second of all, you're wrong.
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So I guess you
lose this argument.
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You think the baby can be
potty-trained? Fine, you do it.
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Fine. I'll have this kid
out of diapers in no time.
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Fine! What are we talking about?
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Now you're a big boy.
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You're gonna start using the
potty just like Mommy and Daddy.
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- Doesn't that sound like fun?
- No!
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Hey, is that any way to
talk to your new friend?
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Here, watch me.
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Hi there, Mr. Toilet.
How are you today?
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Oh, fine, Earl. Good
to see you again.
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Is it our special time already?
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Oh, not for me, Mr. Toilet.
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I brought a little friend
who'd like to meet you.
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He'd like to know
how you work, Mr. T.
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Oh, well, if he's a friend of
yours, I'd be happy to tell him.
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And, by the way, did you
lose weight? You look terrific!
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Oh, stop it.
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No, I mean it.
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Oh, you shouldn't.
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- No, you do. You look... Huh?
- Huh?
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All right, that does it.
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- What?
- See? Here.
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- What's that thing?
- This is Mr. Toilet's son.
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Hey, there's a
hole in this chair.
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Of course there's a hole
in it. That's the whole point.
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- Now, go.
- Don't wanna go.
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Oh, come on.
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- Mr. Toilet's a friend.
- No.
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And the best way to
treat a new friend is...
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to sit on him and
give him a big present.
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That's disgusting!
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That may be, but you're
gonna do it anyway
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because it's time
for you to grow up.
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- Don't wanna grow up.
- You gotta.
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No.
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All right, let's
see what it says.
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"If friendly encouragement
does not succeed,
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mental imagery can be
used to induce results."
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"For example, you
can ask the child
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to imagine a babbling brook
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flowing forth rushing water."
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Or... "A large
dam ready to burst
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under the weight of an
immense rain-swollen reservoir."
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Ooh. "Or a gushing, rushing,
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splishing,
splashing waterfall...
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spraying forth a mighty stream."
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Mighty stream.
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"Trickling, drizzling.
Drip, drip, drip."
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Ooh! Out of my
way, I'll show ya.
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- Yeah. Hurry! Oh, watch it.
- Make room for Daddy.
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- Thanks, Mom.
- You're welcome.
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Ooh, hors d'oeuvre. Aah. Mmm.
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- How'd he do, Earl?
- Fine. Now let's eat,
I'm starved.
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Ooh.
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And what would you be doing?
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Nothing.
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You're going to make
a poop, aren't you?
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Maybe.
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- He's going.
- Definitely.
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Are you going or not?
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- Not anymore.
- All right, that's it.
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We're going back
up to the bathroom,
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and we're not coming out
until one of us is potty-trained.
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- No!
- Mm-hmm.
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- No!
- Yes!
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Daddy... Don't gotta go.
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- Tough. Have another prune.
- No, no, no.
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Warden, what brings
you down here?
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Bad news, Rocco.
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The governor turned down
your appeal for clemency.
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He said you're not civilized
enough to live in society.
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Civilized? Who
wants to be civilized?
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It's freedom I'm after.
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Freedom to do what I want to
do, and go where I want to go.
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- I wanna go where I wanna go.
- You're gonna go right now.
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Wait, I'm gonna get
you some prune juice.
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That'll make you go.
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Don't be a baby,
Rocco. Get in the chair.
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No. Not the chair!
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Not the chair!
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Society has spoken, Rocco.
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It's time to give you the juice.
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No, not the juice.
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Not the juice!
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Aah!
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Uh... Mother Phillips.
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You're lying there
so calm and peaceful.
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If only you had
a tag on your toe.
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Baby, I'm coming, I've
got something for you.
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I'm gonna go where I wanna go!
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There.
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00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:23,714
Junior, have we made a little
deposit in the porcelain bank?
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Oh!
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Oh, no! Oh... Oh, no!
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Hold your breath!
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♪ Motor running ♪
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♪ Head out on the highway ♪
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♪ Lookin' for adventure ♪
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♪ Or whatever comes my way ♪
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♪ Born to be wild ♪
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Don't worry, little guy, I'm
gonna get you out of there.
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You may feel a little pressure.
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Just relax and
don't touch anything.
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Earl, are you
two still in there?
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Hi, honey. What's up?
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Earl, it's late. Come to bed.
You can try again tomorrow.
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Fran, this is a
delicate procedure.
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I know what I'm doing.
Go back to sleep.
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Oh... Oh, my son!
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- Earl, did he go?
- Oh, yeah, he's gone.
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He went? Oh, that's wonderful.
I'm so proud of both of you.
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Are you coming to bed?
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Yeah, in a minute. We're,
uh... basking in the afterglow.
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Aw...
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I'm coming, son!
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Pretty... Whoa, breakfast time!
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I'm hungry. Somebody feed me.
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Hey, pal, this is the forest.
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- Nobody tells anybody
what to do here.
- Yeah.
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If you're hungry, get
yourself something to eat.
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- Yeah.
- Well, OK. Where's the fridge?
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Fridge? What's a fridge?
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As I understand it,
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it's a sort of prison
for very tiny creatures.
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It's very cold, there
are no windows,
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and for some reason
there are adjustable shelves.
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- Oh.
- Wow. What a bizarre concept.
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00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,487
Civilization is filled
with bizarre concepts.
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That's why I've always
steered clear of it.
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- Me too.
- Me too.
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- Why did you leave?
- Daddy made me go potty.
245
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,397
Yeah.
246
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,764
What's a potty?
247
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:56,167
Another affectation
of the civilized world.
248
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,669
Apparently, when "nature
calls" you've got to go
249
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:02,239
to this one particular room
and sit in this special chair.
250
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,342
- Wow.
- You're making this up.
251
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,204
- No, no, no.
- No, wait, wait, wait.
252
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:08,146
It's even more
perverse than that.
253
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:10,448
Everyone uses the same chair.
254
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,353
- But... But, wait.
- What?
255
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,389
What if you gotta go and
someone's already using the chair?
256
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,571
- Then you have to wait.
- What if you can't?
257
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:21,660
You have to.
258
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,561
- Yeah.
- Oh, boy!
259
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,596
This is definitely not for me!
260
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,233
Me neither. I wanna
go where I wanna go.
261
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,146
Well, that's how
we do it out here.
262
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,502
Yeah.
263
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,172
You can go anytime you
want, anywhere you want.
264
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,007
- Yeah.
- Oh. Anywhere?
265
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,109
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, except over there.
266
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,145
- That's the volleyball court.
- Yes, of course. Thank you.
267
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:44,982
Boy, I like the forest. Hey,
can I stay here with you?
268
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,418
- Absolutely. All are welcome here.
- Yeah.
269
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,020
To do as you want.
270
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,722
To live as you will in
this verdant paradise.
271
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,744
Where nature's
bounty provides for all,
272
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,627
and all creatures co-exist
in perfect harmony.
273
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,662
Hello.
274
00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,364
Hey! Hey!
275
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,500
Except for that guy.
276
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:05,035
Hey, come on!
277
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:08,239
Put me down! Put me down!
278
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,942
My pleasure. Bombs away!
279
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,611
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
280
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,586
Oof!
281
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,087
Again!
282
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:28,825
Ooh. Hi, I'm the
baby. Gotta love me.
283
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,827
Oh, believe me, I do.
284
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,197
And so will my little ones,
as soon as they hatch.
285
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:37,668
- Yay, playmates!
- Not exactly...
286
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,638
Although they do have a
tendency to play with their food
287
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,174
- before tearing it to bits.
- Huh?
288
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,742
Perhaps I'm being a bit obtuse.
289
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,724
See, when these
little darlings hatch,
290
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,846
they're going to
require sustenance.
291
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,816
And you, my
rotund little reptile,
292
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,717
will be their first course.
293
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:56,787
- I'm food?
- In a word.
294
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,157
And don't even
think about escaping.
295
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:02,126
The fall would be
most unpleasant.
296
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,500
This stinks.
297
00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:13,137
Move. Get out.
298
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,540
Go!
299
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,876
Huh?
300
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:21,673
Earl?
301
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,514
Morning, Fran.
302
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,449
Are you two still in there?
303
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,885
Uh, everything's
fine. We're on a roll.
304
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,854
- I want you to open this door.
- No can do, honey.
305
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:33,724
Big things happening in here.
Don't want to lose momentum.
306
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,260
Mind if I cut in front of
you? I'm late for school.
307
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:37,495
I was here first.
308
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,363
I want you to break
down the door.
309
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,465
Hey, I don't have
to go that bad.
310
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,034
I do. Watch it.
311
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,336
Whoa.
312
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,917
Dad!
313
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,709
Earl Sneed Sinclair.
What are you doing?
314
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:55,112
- Uh...
- And where is my baby?
315
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:58,249
Uh, well, that would
depend, sweetheart.
316
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,683
Where's the nearest ocean?
317
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:02,486
Oh, wow. Dad flushed
the baby down the toilet.
318
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,555
Oh, I'm so sorry, Fran.
319
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:07,258
I left him to get some
juice, and when I came back
320
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,860
he'd been sucked
down the toilet.
321
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,540
Earl, that's not possible.
322
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:14,498
Hey, somebody get
down here and help me.
323
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:18,535
- Now what?
- Help! Help!
324
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:20,972
Mom, what's wrong?
325
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,640
First of all, you married that.
326
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,776
Oh...
327
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,145
I was calling 'cause
my wheelchair's missing.
328
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,547
Hey, everybody,
the back door's open.
329
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:36,954
- You stay here.
- What'd you expect, fat boy?
330
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,892
Look, the baby's bottle.
331
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:45,196
- Check it out,
wheelchair tracks.
- Ohh...
332
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,298
- Great scott!
- What?
333
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,436
Don't you see what's happened?
334
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:55,739
Some fiend broke in...
flushed the baby down the toilet,
335
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:59,343
drank his juice, and then
escaped in Ethyl's wheelchair.
336
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,479
And yet he didn't
take my wallet.
337
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:07,084
We're obviously dealing
with someone very stupid.
338
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:10,621
Robbie, take your
father and find the baby.
339
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,623
- Yeah.
- Charlene, you call the police.
340
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:13,935
Right.
341
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:16,126
I'll wait here in
case he comes back.
342
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:20,698
Comes back?! But, Fran,
he doesn't know how to swim.
343
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,433
Um, don't worry, Dad. I'll
explain it to you on the way.
344
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,402
It'll be fine. Come on.
345
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:28,072
I got your back. Don't
worry about it, big guy.
346
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:32,309
Shh. Go to sleep.
347
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,812
Nighty night.
348
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,650
♪ Go to sleep Go to sleep ♪
349
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:43,654
♪ Go to sleep, little eggies ♪
350
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:47,391
♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la ♪
351
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:52,629
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
352
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,678
Help!
353
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,350
This is all my fault.
354
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,251
He wasn't ready
for potty training,
355
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,986
but I was too blind to see.
356
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,723
I was only concerned
with my own needs.
357
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,459
Why am I so selfish? Why? Why?
358
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,472
Hey, hey, I think
I see something.
359
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,640
Hand me the binoculars.
360
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:29,066
No, they're mine. Take this.
361
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,672
- Ha!
- What?
362
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,139
It's Ethyl's wheelchair.
363
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:38,141
- Well, come on. Here, here.
- OK. Go.
364
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:39,754
- Come on.
- Daddy's here.
365
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:42,713
OK. I'll buy the ceramic
chair filled with water.
366
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:46,717
I'll even believe that they build the
whole room around that one chair,
367
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,697
but what's the
roll of paper for?
368
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,389
As I understand it, and I
don't quite believe this myself,
369
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,835
- they take the...
- Hey!
370
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,893
- Hmm?
- What have you done
with my son?
371
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,629
The demanding little pink
fella wheeling about in a chair?
372
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,131
- That's him. What happened?
- Well, apparently,
373
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,767
he fled civilization because
some malicious bully
374
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,714
tried to make
him sit on a potty.
375
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,239
- After that.
- We chatted a bit,
376
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,941
and then he was carried
away by a large, winged reptile.
377
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,488
- What?
- Over that way.
378
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:15,012
Over this way?
Come on, Dad, let's go!
379
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:15,980
Coming!
380
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,249
Help!
381
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:23,453
Help!
382
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,623
Look, Dad, there's the nest.
383
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:30,327
- Help!
- I'm here, son. Jump!
384
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,629
- No!
- Why not?
385
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,532
You'll make me go potty.
386
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,433
No, no, no, no. I
promise I won't.
387
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,769
- I was wrong to make you do it.
- Yeah.
388
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,138
- And I won't make you
do it again.
- Good.
389
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,641
- So come down.
- No.
390
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,409
Oh, come on, I said I was sorry.
391
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:47,945
I'll prove it to you.
392
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,513
Look, I brought a diaper.
393
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:52,316
- I surrender.
- Yeah.
394
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:55,385
I'll think about it.
395
00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:00,424
Daddy!
396
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:04,294
I got ya, I got ya, I got ya.
397
00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:06,897
Ooh!
398
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:10,735
- Again!
- Nice catch, Dad.
399
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,904
Oh!
400
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:17,975
- Are you OK, son?
- Yeah. Boy, I was scared.
401
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,977
I was so scared, I...
402
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:23,880
- I need a new diaper.
- Oh, got one right here.
403
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,916
And we got plenty more at home.
404
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,452
We'll just keep on using
them until you're ready.
405
00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:31,055
- OK?
- OK.
406
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,492
OK.
407
00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:37,395
- So... are you ready?
- Not yet.
408
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:40,364
Oh... But you'll be
ready soon, right?
409
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,000
- Don't push me!
- OK.
410
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:45,569
Feeling full?
411
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,109
Daddy. Daddy!
412
00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:56,514
- I'm sleeping.
- I'm ready!
413
00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:04,855
OK, here's your special chair.
414
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:09,026
Now, imagine there's a fire,
and you are the fire captain.
415
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:12,696
No, no, no, no! I'm not on fire!
416
00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:14,998
The fire is over there!
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