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Honey, I'm home.
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I assume everybody
read the chapter
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on dissection last night.
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Any questions?
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Uh... mine's moving.
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They're all moving,
Mr. Sinclair.
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That's your guarantee
of freshness.
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I don't understand
why we have to kill
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a dumb, defenseless animal.
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The miracle of life
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is as complex
as it is beautiful.
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To fully understand it,
we need to rip its guts out.
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All right, class,
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please uncover
your specimens now.
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Uh... uh...
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Oh, boy. OK.
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Uh...
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Aw, jeez.
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All right. I'll come around
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and put each animal
to sleep painlessly.
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Huh?
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Do mine! Do mine!
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You know what's
happening, don't you?
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OK, think.
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Out the window. Yes!
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OK, come on. Now's your chance.
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Get out of here!
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Oh! Oh!
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Go. Be free. Come on.
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Uh-oh.
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Forget the window. Get down.
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OK, OK, OK.
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Uh...
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- Oh, hi.
- Where is your specimen?
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Gee, I left the window open,
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and mine sort of got away.
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Whoops. I'll be
staying after school?
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Oh, yeah.
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Mr. Sinclair, by allowing your
science project to get away,
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you have denied yourself
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a valuable learning experience.
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It is these experiences
which develop in us
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the primary trait
which separates us
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from insects and cavemen.
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The ability to reason.
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Well, what do you think it is?
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I have no idea. It
says "suggestions."
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Well, I could use a suggestion.
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What's it saying?
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Nothing yet.
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Hello? This is Roy.
What do you suggest?
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I suggest that you
are a complete idiot!
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OK, your turn.
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Do I have to explain everything?
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Yes, sir. Apparently so.
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Look, the head office thinks
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we can benefit from
listening to our employees.
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But we know better, right, sir?
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Yeah, we do. Nevertheless,
should the day come
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when you actually have
a thought in your head,
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put it in the box!
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I don't think I can get
my head in that box.
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Write the idea on
a piece of paper
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and put the paper in the box!
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Oh!
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Jeez.
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Easy for him to say.
He's got the directions.
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Well, I suggest a simpler box.
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It's a trap, Fran.
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It says "suggestions," but
it may as well say "trap."
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Aw, Earl, if you came up
with a good suggestion,
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maybe you could get a promotion.
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Fran, my naive little cupcake,
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oblivious to ways
of the workplace.
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Look, look! Look, look!
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- Uh...
- Huh?
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Fran, if I put a
suggestion in the box,
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it means I had an idea.
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If I had an idea, it means
I had to think all day.
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If I'm thinking,
I'm not working.
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If there's a suggestion in
the box with my name on it,
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they've got proof.
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Trap!
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I can spot a trap in a second.
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Hey, Dad, every kid
should have a pet, right?
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Sure.
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- Get away! get away!
- Shh!
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Earl, if you want to get
anywhere with the company,
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you have to show
some initiative.
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I'm sure that's how
Mr. Richfield got where he is.
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Mr. Richfield got where
he is by eating his boss.
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Yoo-hoo, table monster.
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The dinosaur I married
was full of ideas.
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He'd have no trouble filling
up that suggestion box.
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What happened to
the dinosaur I married?
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He's dead, Fran. You killed him.
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Let him rest in peace
and eat his dinner.
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- Look!
- Shh!
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Uh-oh.
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Will you...? Huh?
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Um...
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Uh...
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And now I must turn
to you and say, "Huh?"
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Uh, he followed me home?
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Can we keep him? Please,
please, please, please.
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This is not a pet.
This is a wild animal.
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It's dirty, disgusting.
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It doesn't know
how to live indoors.
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Oh, come on, Dad.
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See?
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We'll wash him, and we'll
feed him and everything!
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You won't even know he's here.
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No! They breed like rabbits.
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If it wasn't for us being
around they'd overrun Earth.
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I would worry about the baby
being safe in the house with it.
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Baby toy, baby toy, baby toy!
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Oh, I like this.
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Oh, look. They're
playing together.
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It's like he's already
part of the family.
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I suggest you don't
get too attached.
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See, Earl? That's a suggestion.
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- You make good suggestions.
- Will you get off of that?
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I'll just bet if you
put your mind to it
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you could come
up with a great idea.
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I'll take that bet.
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Shouldn't we name him?
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What makes you sure
it's a him? Maybe it's a her.
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Look at it. How can you tell?
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Let's call it Tramp.
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How about Sparky?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Sparky!
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And if you came
up with a good idea,
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Mr. Richfield might
finally appreciate you.
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I don't want Mr. Richfield
to appreciate me.
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I don't want Mr. Richfield
to even know I'm there.
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I just want to avoid
him for another 30 years
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and drop dead lifting
something heavy.
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That is my dream.
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- Earl Snead Sinclair!
- Here it comes.
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You can make a suggestion
and have to face Mr. Richfield
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or not make a suggestion...
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and have to face me.
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Your wives say that too?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Me too.
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You don't have a wife.
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Uh, my mother called.
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Oh, Roy.
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So the wives are saying,
"Make a suggestion."
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- "Get a promotion."
- "Put on a sweater."
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"Make something of yourself."
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- Are we gonna stand for that?
- No!
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Are we gonna be
scared of our wives?
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No!
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So long, guys.
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Back to work. They've gone.
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Got a pencil?
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- Over there by the box.
- Thanks.
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I am not scared of my wife,
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but it's best not
to antagonize her.
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You two!
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- Duh?
- Huh?
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Are you writing a suggestion?
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Get in here!
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Suggestions! Want 'em, now!
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- Well, I...
- Well, I...
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All right.
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Let me see which one of
you I want to hear from first!
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Oh, please, no, no, no.
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Not me, not me.
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Please, not me, not me, not me.
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I think...
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I pick...
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you!
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Ah! Whoa!
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Oh, boy.
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I hate it. You better have
something better than that.
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Well, I'm not sure that I can...
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Now!
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All right.
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"I think Friday should
be dress-up day."
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Perhaps it's in need
of some fine tuning.
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I want a real suggestion now!
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I... I... I...
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I... I... I... th-th-think!
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Cut it out.
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In order to encourage greater
productivity by the employees,
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some sort of incentive,
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like the guy who does
the best work each month
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could be the
employee of the month.
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His name could
go on a nice plaque.
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Wait! I'm getting an idea.
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An award!
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We'll call it "Employee
of the Month."
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- I like it.
- Yeah.
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And the winner will come
to my impressive estate
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and dine with me on a
banquet fit for... well, for me.
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It's a trip to the moon
on gossamer wings, sir.
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Yeah, and to save me the
trouble of having to look around,
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I'm appointing you the
first employee of the month.
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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Would you be
embarrassed by a blubbering
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and effeminate
display of emotions, sir?
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All right, now this
dinner at my house...
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how about tomorrow?
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That's good for me, B.P.
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It's not good for me!
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I'm having my
bathroom re-grouted.
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So let's do it at your house.
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Problem?
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No, no, no!
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Mi casa es su casa.
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Ah. Two colleagues
conferring over dinner,
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exchanging ideas like equals,
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bonding without touching.
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Are you still here?
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Oh, yes. Right, sir.
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I better get back out there
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and keep sort of
a supervisory eye
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on all those
non-employees of the month.
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Yeah, yeah, get out.
Watch out for your, uh...
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Whoa!
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Friend. Ugh!
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Sheesh. Did I actually
faint in front of the big boss?
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Something miraculous
has happened to me,
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something that will alter
the very course of my life.
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Well, at least my bladder held.
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After 20 years of
knocking down trees,
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I'm finally on my way up.
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So it's been a good
day for both of us. Yeah.
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And here, we are
lucky enough to witness
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the rarely seen
human mating ritual.
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We sought to gently
control the specimen
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with a tranquilizer gun.
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Hmm! Huh!
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Phil tags the ear
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and releases the
slightly confused biped
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back into the wild
for future study.
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It's almost as if
they can think.
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They actually have large brains.
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It's right here in the
Big Book of Cavemen.
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- See?
- Huh.
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Yo-ho, yo-ho! The mighty
megalosaurus returns
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to home and hearth with news.
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Ask me. Ask me.
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Yech! Not on the mouth.
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Now, Sparky, sit.
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At least somebody
knows how to greet
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an up-and-coming executive.
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Earl, what happened?
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What happened? Gather
round, dependents.
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I'll tell you what
happened to Daddy
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that will dramatically
alter our standard of living.
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- Upward?
- Through the roof.
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Oh, Daddy, Daddy,
let me get your slippers.
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Give me those!
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Come on. Hurry up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It was a remarkable moment.
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Mr. Richfield and I
were in conference,
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when I had an idea of
such dazzling brilliance
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that I walked out
of the meeting...
263
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,308
employee of the month.
264
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,790
Does this mean you'll
be getting a raise?
265
00:12:19,814 --> 00:12:22,348
Salary and perks to be
determined later, Charlene.
266
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,627
Oh.
267
00:12:23,651 --> 00:12:25,884
Like tomorrow night
when Mr. Richfield
268
00:12:25,987 --> 00:12:28,487
comes to our house for dinner!
269
00:12:28,589 --> 00:12:29,822
Whoa!
270
00:12:29,924 --> 00:12:31,958
He's coming here?
271
00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:33,060
Tomorrow night?
272
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:35,461
Not now, boy.
273
00:12:35,563 --> 00:12:37,407
I have to come up with
wonderful new ideas
274
00:12:37,431 --> 00:12:39,966
to impress the
boss tomorrow night.
275
00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:43,202
You're not gonna turn into a
land-raping executive type?
276
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,471
Ooh, if they'll only
give me the chance.
277
00:12:45,573 --> 00:12:49,274
Oh, and Frannie, I want
your mother here for dinner.
278
00:12:49,376 --> 00:12:51,143
Are you sure, Earl?
279
00:12:51,245 --> 00:12:53,679
Am I sure I want
your mother here?
280
00:12:53,781 --> 00:12:56,348
After all these years of
telling me I'm a big nothing,
281
00:12:56,450 --> 00:13:00,052
to witness my ascension into
the stratosphere of business?
282
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:03,022
Oh, yes, I do think so.
283
00:13:03,124 --> 00:13:06,592
Tell her for dessert
we're having humble pie,
284
00:13:06,694 --> 00:13:10,596
and she doesn't get any.
285
00:13:27,715 --> 00:13:29,014
Sparky, no!
286
00:13:29,117 --> 00:13:31,684
That pupu platter
is for Mr. Richfield.
287
00:13:31,786 --> 00:13:34,587
Don't worry. We
didn't forget you.
288
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:38,056
Mmm. Doesn't this look good?
289
00:13:43,331 --> 00:13:45,465
Ahh.
290
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:56,209
Oh! Oh, boy! Oh, that's him!
291
00:13:56,311 --> 00:13:59,378
Everybody, stay calm. Be polite.
292
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,559
Don't panic. Don't panic.
293
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,594
Get down, for God's sake.
294
00:14:03,618 --> 00:14:05,529
Get down! Get down!
295
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,631
Be polite. Don't
talk out of turn.
296
00:14:07,655 --> 00:14:09,500
If he bites
something off of you,
297
00:14:09,524 --> 00:14:11,435
don't worry, it'll grow back.
298
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:14,393
Daddy's job won't.
299
00:14:15,963 --> 00:14:18,631
Oh, calm down, calm down.
300
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,733
That's it. We're equals.
301
00:14:20,835 --> 00:14:22,735
We're equals.
302
00:14:22,837 --> 00:14:24,237
Thank you for coming.
303
00:14:24,339 --> 00:14:26,839
This is the greatest
moment of my life.
304
00:14:26,941 --> 00:14:29,475
Think nothing of it, fat
boy. Which way's the food?
305
00:14:31,045 --> 00:14:34,346
There they are. There's
my beautiful family.
306
00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:35,581
Hi, Mom.
307
00:14:35,683 --> 00:14:36,849
Hello, Fran darling.
308
00:14:36,951 --> 00:14:40,453
Robbie, Charlene, I have
money. Who has kisses?
309
00:14:40,555 --> 00:14:42,321
Grandma!
310
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,823
♪ La la la la la ♪
311
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,792
- Oh, nice hat.
- Hi, Grandma.
312
00:14:46,894 --> 00:14:50,196
There's a caveman in the house!
313
00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:51,797
No, no, no, no, no!
314
00:14:51,899 --> 00:14:53,199
Call the exterminator.
315
00:14:53,301 --> 00:14:56,101
Grandma, it's OK.
This is Sparky, our pet.
316
00:14:56,203 --> 00:14:57,203
Yeah.
317
00:14:57,238 --> 00:14:59,705
This is man, Robbie.
Man's not a pet.
318
00:14:59,807 --> 00:15:01,474
Man's one of nature's mistakes.
319
00:15:01,576 --> 00:15:03,909
- Ethyl...
- Here comes the other one.
320
00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:06,912
Hardee-har-har,
Ethyl. Ha, ha, ha.
321
00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:10,049
Get them in while you can
because it all ends tonight.
322
00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:12,617
After 20 years of
taking lip from you,
323
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,454
it's payback time. That's right.
324
00:15:15,556 --> 00:15:18,024
Tonight, my boss, mi amigo,
325
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,626
is gonna come to my
house to have dinner
326
00:15:20,728 --> 00:15:23,863
and suggestions from his
esteemed colleague, me.
327
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:27,633
He'll be walking through
that door any second now.
328
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,618
Could I get the ear?
329
00:15:46,721 --> 00:15:49,655
♪ Michael row the boat ashore ♪
330
00:15:49,757 --> 00:15:53,826
♪ Hallelujah ♪
331
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,401
I've lost all
feeling in this arm.
332
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,814
Honey, I don't
think he's coming.
333
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:07,405
He's probably stuck
in a meteor shower.
334
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,574
He's trying
desperately to get here.
335
00:16:09,676 --> 00:16:13,279
Daddy, is it OK if
we go to bed now?
336
00:16:13,381 --> 00:16:14,679
Yeah, go ahead.
337
00:16:14,781 --> 00:16:17,182
I'll wake you up
when he gets here.
338
00:16:17,284 --> 00:16:19,684
Come here.
339
00:16:20,587 --> 00:16:21,987
Ah, I better put
the baby to bed.
340
00:16:22,089 --> 00:16:24,490
Oh! Hey, what's happening?
341
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:25,891
Shh!
342
00:16:25,993 --> 00:16:28,995
Oh! Something's wrong.
Ooh! Ooh! Baby's moving.
343
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,897
Oh, it's the mama.
344
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,266
I'm all secure.
345
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,447
You'll always be
husband of the month
346
00:16:36,471 --> 00:16:38,237
to me, Earl.
347
00:16:38,339 --> 00:16:40,572
Don't make me hate you, Fran.
348
00:16:44,912 --> 00:16:46,745
Well,
349
00:16:46,847 --> 00:16:48,514
his loss, Dad.
350
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,361
We were all rooting for you.
351
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,151
Ahh!
352
00:16:56,791 --> 00:16:59,324
Get away. Get away!
353
00:17:00,795 --> 00:17:04,697
Hey, fat boy, this was the
greatest night of my life.
354
00:17:04,799 --> 00:17:06,632
Ethyl, if I could move my arm,
355
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,734
I'd crack your
head like a coconut.
356
00:17:08,836 --> 00:17:11,537
Yeah, but you can't, and
you're too stupid to realize
357
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,472
you got another arm.
358
00:17:22,483 --> 00:17:24,416
Oh!
359
00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:31,790
Huh?
360
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,093
Oh!
361
00:17:35,195 --> 00:17:37,363
Oh!
362
00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:43,535
Oh, you poor guy.
363
00:17:43,637 --> 00:17:47,073
Always waiting around for me
to throw you a crumb of affection.
364
00:17:47,175 --> 00:17:50,476
And you'd wait all
night, wouldn't you?
365
00:17:52,079 --> 00:17:54,480
Just like I did.
366
00:17:56,017 --> 00:17:58,184
You're a good boy, Sparky,
367
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,919
and I appreciate your loyalty.
368
00:18:01,022 --> 00:18:03,522
I was loyal, too, for 20 years.
369
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,358
I thought I was going places,
370
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,493
but I guess I'm not.
371
00:18:10,931 --> 00:18:14,033
Well, I'm gonna
give you a promotion.
372
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,568
I'm gonna set you free.
373
00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:18,403
That's right.
374
00:18:18,505 --> 00:18:20,839
Robbie!
375
00:18:24,411 --> 00:18:26,089
I still don't understand
376
00:18:26,113 --> 00:18:28,593
why we have to let him go, Dad.
377
00:18:29,783 --> 00:18:32,584
Robbie, it's not natural to
keep one of God's creatures
378
00:18:32,686 --> 00:18:33,852
at the end of a leash,
379
00:18:33,954 --> 00:18:36,021
leading a life of desperation
380
00:18:36,123 --> 00:18:37,256
and zero hope.
381
00:18:37,358 --> 00:18:40,159
But Sparky seemed
so happy with us.
382
00:18:40,261 --> 00:18:41,761
I'm not talking about Sparky.
383
00:18:41,863 --> 00:18:43,328
I'm talking about me.
384
00:18:43,430 --> 00:18:47,299
So wait a minute, we're keeping
Sparky and letting you go?
385
00:18:47,401 --> 00:18:50,069
No, son. I'm more highly
evolved than Sparky.
386
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,938
I have a job, a home, a family.
387
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,706
I'm trapped good.
388
00:18:54,809 --> 00:18:56,708
Hmm. Whoa.
389
00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:58,389
But it's not too late for Sparky
390
00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:00,813
to be put back where he
belongs, with his own kind,
391
00:19:00,915 --> 00:19:03,248
where there are no masters
saying "fetch" or "heel"
392
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,050
or "make a suggestion."
393
00:19:07,121 --> 00:19:09,466
Look, Dad, there's
one of his kind.
394
00:19:17,631 --> 00:19:20,599
No, I think Sparky's
found himself a little lady.
395
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:24,569
Oh. Ohh.
396
00:19:24,671 --> 00:19:26,639
Huh!
397
00:19:26,741 --> 00:19:29,274
Hey, go get her, Sparky.
398
00:19:33,947 --> 00:19:37,583
Well, this is it, boy.
399
00:19:37,685 --> 00:19:38,925
You take care of yourself
400
00:19:38,986 --> 00:19:41,554
and stay away from
science class, OK?
401
00:19:41,656 --> 00:19:44,423
Aw, bye.
402
00:19:46,427 --> 00:19:49,061
Yech! Not on the mouth!
403
00:19:49,163 --> 00:19:52,398
Goodbye, buddy. You're free now.
404
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,477
If anybody gives you any guff,
405
00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:56,861
you tell 'em, "I'm one
of God's creatures,
406
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,705
and I deserve respect."
407
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:02,108
Now go.
408
00:20:03,677 --> 00:20:05,611
Go on.
409
00:20:15,655 --> 00:20:19,091
Well, bye, Sparky.
410
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:30,369
Hey, Dad, isn't that
Mr. Richfield's trailer?
411
00:20:31,505 --> 00:20:34,673
Uh... yeah, yeah. Yeah, it is.
412
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,243
Lucky thing for him he
ain't there, the mood I'm in.
413
00:20:37,345 --> 00:20:38,878
Well, his light's on, Dad.
414
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:41,146
- Huh?
- Yeah.
415
00:20:41,249 --> 00:20:43,393
Well, lucky for him
it's a school night.
416
00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:44,750
Let's go, Robbie. Come on.
417
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,086
Dad, what better
opportunity will you ever have
418
00:20:47,188 --> 00:20:49,788
to show your son what
his father's made of?
419
00:20:49,891 --> 00:20:51,523
Ahh...
420
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,461
All right. Wait here.
421
00:20:56,563 --> 00:20:58,564
This won't be pretty.
422
00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:00,532
What a lousy life I'm having.
423
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,767
I'm proud of you, Dad.
424
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,903
Go get help.
425
00:21:04,005 --> 00:21:05,604
Aw.
426
00:21:05,706 --> 00:21:09,308
Uh... excuse me,
Mr. Richfield, sir,
427
00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:11,490
but I have something
that needs to be said.
428
00:21:11,545 --> 00:21:12,945
I'm busy, Sinclair!
429
00:21:13,047 --> 00:21:14,413
You should've called.
430
00:21:14,515 --> 00:21:16,526
Who are you to
tell me what to do?
431
00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:19,218
I'm one of God's creatures. I
demand you treat me with respect.
432
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,421
You've got a lot
of nerve, Sinclair!
433
00:21:22,523 --> 00:21:25,524
I Like nerve! I like you.
434
00:21:25,626 --> 00:21:28,627
I like the way you think,
I like the way you dress.
435
00:21:28,729 --> 00:21:31,797
Has anybody ever told you
you're a good-looking guy?
436
00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:35,166
Well, thank you, sir.
437
00:21:35,268 --> 00:21:39,204
Uh... you're not
so bad yourself.
438
00:21:39,307 --> 00:21:41,040
Uh...
439
00:21:41,142 --> 00:21:42,874
So, um... you
need a little money?
440
00:21:42,977 --> 00:21:46,412
Nah! Nah, I'm OK.
441
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,473
Well, you stop in anytime
442
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:51,516
because you're the
employee of the month.
443
00:21:51,618 --> 00:21:54,386
And no one can take
that away from you.
444
00:21:54,488 --> 00:21:55,721
Yeah! All right!
445
00:21:55,823 --> 00:21:57,956
I hope I wasn't too
rough with you there, B.P.
446
00:21:58,058 --> 00:22:00,425
I just had to get
it off my chest.
447
00:22:01,461 --> 00:22:04,529
Well, let's go home, son.
448
00:22:04,632 --> 00:22:06,531
Dad, when someone
pushes me around,
449
00:22:06,634 --> 00:22:08,333
I hope I have the
guts to be just like you.
450
00:22:08,435 --> 00:22:11,737
So do I, son, so do I.
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