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Honey, I'm home.
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More.
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You've finished your bottle.
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- You're full now.
- Not full. Empty. Fill me up.
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Honey, that was dinner.
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Next bottle's at bedtime.
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Tired. Sleepy. Night-night.
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- No night-night.
- Night-night!
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- No night-night.
- Bottle!
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Not till night-night.
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This stinks.
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Come here. Come here. Come here.
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Mmm.
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Ha-ha!
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Ma, can we please have dinner?
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I'm wasting away. My
thighs are hardly touching.
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Don't exaggerate, dear.
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- I heard you coming.
- Ow!
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I don't see why the
whole family has to wait
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for Robbie to get home
from the stupid YMCA.
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Hey, hey, hey! We
don't talk that way
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about the Young Males'
Carnivore Association in this house.
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I remember the day
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when I was initiated
down at the Y.
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Made quite a meat eater of me.
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Do they really make you rip open
a live mastodon with your teeth?
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That's right, little girl.
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It's a good, wholesome
tradition for a young boy.
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It'll keep your
brother off the streets
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and teach him about his
place in the food chain.
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Won't be long before
you get the urge
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to rip into some flesh
yourself, huh, Junior?
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- My old man's gonna kill me.
- It's no big deal, dude.
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Everyone was tearing
open their mastodon.
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I looked at mine, I showed
my teeth, I ralphed on my shoes.
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Hey, you spewed a
little lava. It happens.
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Yeah, some carnivore
I turned out to be.
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Well, maybe the YMCA
just isn't right for you.
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Yeah, tell that to my Dad.
He'll never let me live this down.
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Well, not everybody's cut
out to be a carnivore, Rob.
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Did you ever think
that maybe you're a...
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A herbivore?
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- No way!
- It's possible.
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Not for me it isn't.
My dad's a carnivore,
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my mom's a
carnivore, my sister...
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- Boy, is she a carnivore.
- Yeah.
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I've gotta be a carnivore.
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Well, it's not
necessarily hereditary.
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A lot of dinosaurs eat
vegetables from time to time.
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- Yeah.
- Including me.
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You... you're one of them?
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Are you sure?
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I mean... How long
have you known?
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Well, I always
kind of suspected.
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Ever since I was 12, you know,
when I ever see vegetables,
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- Yeah.
- I feel kinda... hungry.
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Jeez, Dave! I never
woulda guessed.
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Hey, I sneak outta the
house on weekends.
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I go to this veggie
place across town.
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- Mm-hm.
- Why not check it out with me?
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No thanks. I'm not looking
to munch on any greens.
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You don't have to eat anything.
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You just hang out and meet
some of the herbivore girls.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- Hey, is it true what they say?
- Oh, yeah, about chlorophyll?
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- Yeah.
- Hah! Makes 'em wild!
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Ow!
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- Hey. I'm going tonight.
- Huh?
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Wanna meet me there?
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Uh... Hmm...
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I see you.
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Again!
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Hi, everybody.
I'm sorry I'm late.
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Hey! There's my carnivore!
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Oh, Dad. Dad! Dad!
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Dad, Dad! Come on, cut it out!
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OK, everyone. We can eat now.
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Charlene!
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Son, you and I have had
our differences in the past,
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but as of today you're
on the right track.
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And I'm glad I had you.
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Ah, jeez.
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I just got off the phone
with Emily Stavis.
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Not now, Charlene.
Dinner's getting cold.
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She said that Peter said that
Diana said that her boyfriend said
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that Robbie coughed
up critters at his initiation.
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Charlene, I'm going
to bite your head off!
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Ooh! He's not a
carnivore, he's a cannibal.
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Hey, come here!
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Robert, is this true?
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But the whole thing
was stupid anyway.
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Why should I rip apart
some poor mastodon?
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I mean, what did
he ever do to me?
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He was smaller, that's
what he did to you.
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Bigger eats smaller in
the carnivore kingdom.
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That's the way it is. That's
the way it's always been.
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It's the food chain, Robert.
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Love it or leave it.
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Some dinosaurs
reject the food chain.
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Yeah. Well, you know
what we call them.
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Earl, not at the table.
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Herbo! Herbo!
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Where did you
learn that language?
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It's television.
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They say whatever they want.
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Television is responsible
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for the utter degradation
of our society.
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We should write letters.
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- Mom.
- What?
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Get a life.
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- I don't feel very hungry.
- Hey, sit down.
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If your mother can take
the time to kill this dinner,
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you can take the time to eat it.
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Why do we have to
eat animals every night?
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It's possible to get
nutrition from vegetables.
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Uh-oh.
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Well, it's happened, Franny.
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The green menace has
crept into our very home.
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Robbie isn't one
of those radicals.
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There's one hiding
under every bed, Fran.
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Robbie, I'm gonna ask
you something straight out.
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Are you now or have you
ever been an herbivore?
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This is nuts. I don't
have to answer this.
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You either answer me
or you go to your room.
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Fine! Ugh!
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That kid has defied
me at every turn, Fran.
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Little by little, he's eating
away at my heart and soul.
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Well, at least he's
interested in something.
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I'm carnivorous, Daddy.
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I'll eat anything that moves.
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It's Charlene.
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See?
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Charlene, you are now my son.
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Thanks, Daddy. Can I
have money for lipstick?
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- Of course, Son.
- Oh!
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I'm not letting you give
up on Robbie like this.
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I want you to go
upstairs and talk to him.
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Oh, that's what you want?
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Well, here's what I want.
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I want to sit here and enjoy
my dinner and not go upstairs
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and that's what I want!
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But the hell with me.
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Robbie, your father
wants to talk to you.
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Do not.
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Robbie?
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Robbie!
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See this, Fran? He's
gone, skipped out. Gee!
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I come up here on my own for a
little heart-to-heart with my boy,
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and how does that
little lizard repay me?
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He leaves. He doesn't stay.
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He doesn't trust.
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He doesn't trust
his own parents.
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- I'm going to search his room.
- Earl, stop it.
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I want to know how
far this thing has gone.
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Broccoli!
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I could have understood a carrot
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or a little lettuce maybe,
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but right to broccoli?
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No! My son is an herbivore.
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Someone at school
must have given it to him.
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I'm sure he doesn't
even know what it is.
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- He gets it from your side.
- What?
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Your uncle Elmo, the
one they never talk about.
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He ate off the wrong
side of the plate.
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If only my cooking
had been better,
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he wouldn't have turned to this!
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Franny. Come on, honey.
Now don't blame yourself.
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I should have taken him
hunting when he was a kid.
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I shoulda shown him the
beauty of killing small things.
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No, no. A tangelo's
an orange and a peach.
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No, man, it's an
apricot and a plum.
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So, then... what's a
tomato and an onion?
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Salsa!
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♪ Has anybody here ♪
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♪ Seen my old friend
Bambi's mother? ♪
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♪ Can you tell me
where she's gone? ♪
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♪ She fed a lot of people ♪
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♪ But the tasty,
they die young ♪
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♪ Just like antelope, mutton ♪
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♪ And Bambi's mom ♪
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Ah. Cukes. Check it out.
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Uh...
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Uh...
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I'm not sure I'm ready for this.
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Uh...
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Agh!
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Ugh! Gah! Eurgh!
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- Hmm.
- Hi there.
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Uh... Hi.
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I haven't seen you here before.
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Yeah, yeah. Well...
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I was carnivorous
until a few days ago.
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I still might be. I'm deciding.
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Mmm!
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♪ This lamb is your lamb ♪
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♪ This lamb is my lamb ♪
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♪ So have a salad ♪
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♪ With Thousand Island ♪
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- Yeah.
- I love the smell
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of lettuce on a dinosaur's lips.
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Huh?
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Uh...
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Uh...
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Yeah. Go, dude.
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All right. All right.
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Mmm!
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- Robert Mark Sinclair!
- Huh?
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Uh, Dad! Uh...
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Uh, let me explain.
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Not another word! We
are gettin' out of here.
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- But...
- Oh, whoa!
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The old dinosaur's
like totally herbiphobic.
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Dad, you're embarrassing me!
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I'm embarrassing you?
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I just thank God your
grandfather's not alive to see this.
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You're a carnivore, Robert.
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- You belong with your own kind.
- Yeah. OK, Dad.
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Now, come on!
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What's it gonna be, Robbie?
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Are you carnivore,
herbivore, or what?
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Well, why do I
have to be anything?
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I have a dream
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that someday a
dinosaur will be judged
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not by the content
of his lunch box,
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but by the quality
of his character.
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All right!
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Yeah. Right on.
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- Ooh! You're such a radical!
- Yeah.
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Let go of my son,
you pea pusher.
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Dad, so what if they eat a
few peas? They're proud of it.
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♪ All we are saying... ♪
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Come on! Hey! Aah!
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♪ Is give peas a chance ♪
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Everybody's talking
'bout radishes...
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♪ All we are saying... ♪
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Yeah, I should have
dragged you out here
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a long time ago, Robert.
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Look, Dad, I don't
want to go hunting.
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I just don't like
killing things, all right?
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Robert, listen to me,
you're not a kid anymore.
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OK, now, look.
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No one knows this.
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I didn't even tell
your mother this.
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When I was 14, I...
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I experimented
with some lettuce.
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But, those were my salad days
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and you're too
old for that, Rob.
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We're dinosaurs. We're
ferocious, merciless.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- We got a reputation, Son.
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Shh!
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That's it. I hear our prey.
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Now watch me, Son.
253
00:12:52,844 --> 00:12:56,579
OK? First we start to salivate.
254
00:12:56,681 --> 00:13:00,049
Yeah! Then we
approach with stealth.
255
00:13:00,151 --> 00:13:04,220
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Raah!
256
00:13:04,322 --> 00:13:06,122
Ooh! Ooh!
257
00:13:06,224 --> 00:13:09,157
This is it, boy. Bon appétit.
258
00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:11,360
- I don't wanna.
- Eat him!
259
00:13:11,462 --> 00:13:12,662
I'm not even hungry.
260
00:13:12,764 --> 00:13:14,630
Put him in your mouth and chew.
261
00:13:14,732 --> 00:13:16,198
You can't make me.
262
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,367
Hey. What's with the kid?
263
00:13:18,469 --> 00:13:20,369
Uh, nothing. Nothing's
wrong with my kid.
264
00:13:20,471 --> 00:13:22,872
- He's a veg-o, isn't he?
- Hey, hey!
265
00:13:22,974 --> 00:13:25,608
Will you just eat him,
and let's go home, Robbie?
266
00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:27,009
No.
267
00:13:27,111 --> 00:13:29,478
My son tried the
same thing at his age.
268
00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:31,620
"Why do I have to eat
other creatures, Dad?"
269
00:13:31,682 --> 00:13:33,728
"What's so important
about the food chain?"
270
00:13:33,752 --> 00:13:35,429
- What did you do?
- I ate him.
271
00:13:35,453 --> 00:13:37,452
- I like it.
- I'm tough, but I'm fair.
272
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,588
Robbie, the little
snack is making sense.
273
00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:41,690
The food chain
is what we live by.
274
00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:43,625
It's what we've always lived by.
275
00:13:43,727 --> 00:13:45,894
Bigger eats
smaller. It's sacred,
276
00:13:45,996 --> 00:13:48,830
the one thing that
gives order to our world.
277
00:13:48,933 --> 00:13:50,732
Huh?
278
00:13:52,003 --> 00:13:52,901
What's that?
279
00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:54,303
Oh. Swamp monster.
280
00:13:54,405 --> 00:13:57,440
Don't worry, he never
comes out unless he's hungry.
281
00:14:02,313 --> 00:14:06,281
Dad! Dad!
282
00:14:14,626 --> 00:14:16,792
Phew! That was a close one.
283
00:14:16,894 --> 00:14:18,027
Robbie!
284
00:14:32,309 --> 00:14:33,876
Incoming!
285
00:14:33,978 --> 00:14:36,912
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoooa!
286
00:14:37,014 --> 00:14:39,916
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
287
00:14:40,018 --> 00:14:41,850
Where am I?
288
00:14:41,952 --> 00:14:44,320
Don't they teach you
anything in biology, kid?
289
00:14:44,422 --> 00:14:46,321
Whoa. You mean...
290
00:14:46,423 --> 00:14:49,058
Yeah. We got eaten.
I was the appetizer.
291
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,192
You were the main course.
292
00:14:50,294 --> 00:14:52,494
- We're in a stomach?
- Yeah.
293
00:14:52,596 --> 00:14:54,329
But I wouldn't worry.
A guy your size
294
00:14:54,431 --> 00:14:56,632
could sit here for days
before heading south.
295
00:14:56,734 --> 00:14:58,400
Incoming!
296
00:15:01,872 --> 00:15:04,574
Fast food. Shoots right through.
297
00:15:04,675 --> 00:15:07,309
Hey, how can you just sit
here waiting to be digested?
298
00:15:07,411 --> 00:15:10,545
Well, that's not gonna happen
to me. I'm a dinosaur! Whoa!
299
00:15:10,647 --> 00:15:14,783
Listen to mister big shot, fancy
pants, top of the food chain.
300
00:15:14,886 --> 00:15:16,326
- Let me tell you somethin'.
- Huh?
301
00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:19,522
We're all the same
in the stomach.
302
00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:29,465
Fran. Franny?
303
00:15:30,267 --> 00:15:32,034
Fran. Fran.
304
00:15:32,136 --> 00:15:33,347
Where's Robbie?
305
00:15:33,371 --> 00:15:34,371
Franny...
306
00:15:34,438 --> 00:15:35,837
Did you find Robbie?
307
00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:37,439
I found him, Fran.
308
00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:39,675
Earl, did you teach him
about the food chain?
309
00:15:39,777 --> 00:15:43,246
He knows everything there is
to know about the food chain.
310
00:15:43,348 --> 00:15:45,581
Good. Then we can have dinner.
311
00:15:47,351 --> 00:15:48,985
He's eaten, Fran.
312
00:15:49,087 --> 00:15:51,354
Earl, what is wrong with you?
313
00:15:51,456 --> 00:15:52,799
- Fran.
- What?
314
00:15:52,823 --> 00:15:54,234
- Fran!
- What?
315
00:15:54,258 --> 00:15:55,269
- Fran!
- What?
316
00:15:55,293 --> 00:15:56,303
- Fran!
- What?
317
00:15:56,327 --> 00:15:59,962
What's missing?
318
00:16:01,098 --> 00:16:04,132
Earl, did Robbie get eaten?
319
00:16:06,471 --> 00:16:09,872
Swamp... Swamp...
Oh! Swamp! Big monster!
320
00:16:09,974 --> 00:16:13,041
Swamp monster! Teeth!
Teeth! So many teeth!
321
00:16:13,144 --> 00:16:15,644
Oh! Ooh! Ooh! Big
teeth! Little teeth!
322
00:16:15,746 --> 00:16:17,246
Rows and rows and rows!
323
00:16:17,348 --> 00:16:20,216
All right. We'll go and get him.
324
00:16:21,352 --> 00:16:22,985
What's going on?
325
00:16:23,087 --> 00:16:25,221
Oh! Charlene! Charlene! No. No.
326
00:16:25,322 --> 00:16:28,991
There are just some things
too horrible for you to know.
327
00:16:29,093 --> 00:16:30,860
Who ate Robbie?
328
00:16:30,962 --> 00:16:32,762
I don't know! I don't know!
329
00:16:32,864 --> 00:16:35,397
What do you think? I
asked him for his card?
330
00:16:35,499 --> 00:16:37,166
You must have
gotten a look at him.
331
00:16:37,268 --> 00:16:41,670
Oh, he was big, Fran. He
was big and mean and hungry.
332
00:16:41,772 --> 00:16:44,873
Oh, that could be
almost anybody out there.
333
00:16:44,975 --> 00:16:46,308
I don't believe it.
334
00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:49,211
Robbie, my brother, eaten.
335
00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:55,550
Earl, we have to do something!
336
00:16:55,652 --> 00:16:58,220
How about if we turn
his room into, like,
337
00:16:58,322 --> 00:16:59,966
a memorial walk-in closet?
338
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:04,526
- OK.
- OK, Earl, listen.
339
00:17:04,628 --> 00:17:06,928
Swamp monsters take days
340
00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:08,875
to digest a big
meal like Robbie.
341
00:17:08,899 --> 00:17:11,419
We have got to save him!
342
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,848
Well, what do you
want me to do, Franny?
343
00:17:14,872 --> 00:17:18,106
The laws of nature clearly
state that bigger eats smaller.
344
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:21,109
I mean, the swamp monster
is well within his rights.
345
00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:25,180
The laws of nature also
state that we protect our young,
346
00:17:25,282 --> 00:17:27,583
no matter what.
347
00:17:31,855 --> 00:17:35,257
Oh, jeez, they get
you coming and going!
348
00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:37,793
Oh, Robbie, Robbie,
Robbie, Robbie...
349
00:17:45,136 --> 00:17:47,703
Well, uh... I guess...
350
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:50,672
it was somewhere
right around here.
351
00:17:50,774 --> 00:17:52,875
Uh, yeah, that tree.
352
00:17:52,977 --> 00:17:54,497
- Here?
- Yeah, yeah.
353
00:17:54,578 --> 00:17:55,923
- Where?
- Down there.
354
00:17:55,947 --> 00:17:58,047
There's the leaf, I remember.
355
00:17:58,149 --> 00:18:00,682
Yeah. There's the place.
356
00:18:00,784 --> 00:18:01,683
Fine.
357
00:18:01,786 --> 00:18:03,218
You wade in there,
358
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,454
and don't come
back without our son.
359
00:18:05,556 --> 00:18:08,190
This is a big swamp.
360
00:18:10,461 --> 00:18:13,895
There's probably two
dozen swamp monsters
361
00:18:13,997 --> 00:18:16,966
that look exactly alike,
with the same big teeth.
362
00:18:17,068 --> 00:18:21,804
How am I supposed to
know which one ate Robbie?
363
00:18:25,609 --> 00:18:27,876
That's him.
364
00:18:29,346 --> 00:18:30,679
Two pair. Ha-ha-ha!
365
00:18:30,781 --> 00:18:33,214
Ha! Full house. Ha-ha-ha!
366
00:18:33,317 --> 00:18:35,917
What a day I'm having.
367
00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:37,887
Incoming!
368
00:18:37,989 --> 00:18:40,656
Aaah! Jeez! Ow! Ooh!
369
00:18:40,758 --> 00:18:42,892
Huh?
370
00:18:42,994 --> 00:18:46,028
- Bleurgh! Yuck! Yow!
- Dad!
371
00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:48,096
Dad, you came in after me!
372
00:18:48,199 --> 00:18:49,431
Your mother made me.
373
00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:51,900
I really appreciate it, Dad.
374
00:18:52,703 --> 00:18:54,502
Don't you make nice with me.
375
00:18:54,605 --> 00:18:56,338
You who spit on the food chain.
376
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,675
Well, it's the food chain
that got us into this mess.
377
00:18:59,777 --> 00:19:01,610
Spit, spit, spit.
378
00:19:01,712 --> 00:19:04,413
We're about to be digested. Do
you wanna cut me some slack?
379
00:19:04,515 --> 00:19:07,282
You want me to
cut you some slack?
380
00:19:07,384 --> 00:19:10,051
Well, all you got
to do is eat him.
381
00:19:10,154 --> 00:19:12,065
Uh, could you wait a minute?
382
00:19:12,089 --> 00:19:14,723
Heh! Full house. Heh-heh-heh.
383
00:19:14,826 --> 00:19:16,659
Straight flush.
384
00:19:18,863 --> 00:19:20,563
Eat me.
385
00:19:20,665 --> 00:19:22,898
What difference does it
make what I eat anyway?
386
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,134
This is not about eating.
387
00:19:25,236 --> 00:19:26,702
This is about...
388
00:19:26,804 --> 00:19:28,370
It's about defiance.
389
00:19:28,472 --> 00:19:31,040
You defy me every
chance you get.
390
00:19:31,142 --> 00:19:32,886
You don't eat what
I want you to eat,
391
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,277
you don't think what
I want you to think,
392
00:19:35,379 --> 00:19:38,012
and you don't do
what I want you to do.
393
00:19:38,115 --> 00:19:40,682
Just tell me what it is
that you have against me,
394
00:19:40,784 --> 00:19:43,719
and I will happily jump
down this guy's intestines.
395
00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:46,788
I don't have anything
against you, Dad. It's just...
396
00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:49,625
It's just I don't agree with
anything you've ever said.
397
00:19:49,727 --> 00:19:54,329
All I ever wanted was for you
to live your life exactly like me.
398
00:19:54,431 --> 00:19:55,930
Is that too much to ask?
399
00:19:56,032 --> 00:19:59,101
Oh, come on, Dad! Didn't you
ever disagree with your father?
400
00:19:59,203 --> 00:20:02,304
No! Never!
401
00:20:03,207 --> 00:20:04,606
Almost always.
402
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,208
But what's your point?
403
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:08,710
So you and Grandpa used
to fight like you and me?
404
00:20:08,812 --> 00:20:10,446
Yeah, but that was different.
405
00:20:10,547 --> 00:20:12,581
He was always wrong.
406
00:20:12,683 --> 00:20:15,283
Your grandpa was less evolved.
407
00:20:15,385 --> 00:20:17,586
He was a wild dinosaur.
408
00:20:17,688 --> 00:20:19,465
He expected me
to live in the woods,
409
00:20:19,489 --> 00:20:20,856
have kids in the mud,
410
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,198
eat my mate, and die in pieces.
411
00:20:23,293 --> 00:20:26,762
And you know?
That was OK for him.
412
00:20:26,864 --> 00:20:28,430
But I wanted better.
413
00:20:28,532 --> 00:20:32,267
Maybe it's OK if sons have
different ideas than their fathers.
414
00:20:32,369 --> 00:20:35,103
Maybe it's how we
evolve as dinosaurs.
415
00:20:35,205 --> 00:20:39,040
Yeah. Well, maybe
that's the law of nature.
416
00:20:39,142 --> 00:20:40,843
Like the food chain.
417
00:20:44,548 --> 00:20:46,681
How did you get so smart?
418
00:20:46,783 --> 00:20:48,783
I don't know.
419
00:20:48,885 --> 00:20:51,453
From Mom, I guess.
420
00:20:56,326 --> 00:20:58,326
I'm just sorry that we're
going to be digested.
421
00:20:58,428 --> 00:20:59,973
You won't be able to have a son
422
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,331
who irritates you as
much as you irritate me.
423
00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:04,066
Aw, Dad.
424
00:21:04,168 --> 00:21:05,701
My son.
425
00:21:05,803 --> 00:21:08,503
- Heh-heh.
- My son.
426
00:21:09,974 --> 00:21:11,273
Cut it out.
427
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:13,175
You're making me
sick to my stomach.
428
00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:14,710
- Huh?
- What?
429
00:21:14,812 --> 00:21:17,146
That mushy stuff
makes me nauseous.
430
00:21:17,247 --> 00:21:19,715
- Cut it out.
- Aah.
431
00:21:26,090 --> 00:21:30,025
Uh, Robbie, you're the best
son a dad could ever have!
432
00:21:30,127 --> 00:21:32,361
I just want you to
be proud of me, Dad.
433
00:21:32,462 --> 00:21:33,896
Every single day!
434
00:21:33,998 --> 00:21:38,033
Son, you are just a
little ball of goodness.
435
00:21:38,135 --> 00:21:40,869
Oh, I love you,
Daddy-wuddy-wuddy!
436
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:43,872
Hey, we're hugging down here!
437
00:21:43,974 --> 00:21:44,873
We're hugging.
438
00:21:44,975 --> 00:21:46,775
Whoa!
439
00:21:46,877 --> 00:21:48,610
Whoa! Whoa!
440
00:21:48,712 --> 00:21:50,412
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
441
00:21:59,624 --> 00:22:00,767
Another shower, Dad?
442
00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:02,524
Yeah. Ten more ought to do it.
443
00:22:02,627 --> 00:22:05,026
- You get spit up?
- Yep.
444
00:22:05,128 --> 00:22:08,430
- You got spit up, too?
- Yep.
445
00:22:08,532 --> 00:22:10,398
Did you bring me a present?
446
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:13,802
Meat and vegetables. Everyone
can pick what they want.
447
00:22:13,904 --> 00:22:16,104
Hear that, kids? Your
mother and I aren't too old
448
00:22:16,206 --> 00:22:18,084
that we still can't
learn a thing or two.
449
00:22:18,108 --> 00:22:21,476
What I learned is that my kids are
smart enough to eat whatever they want.
450
00:22:21,578 --> 00:22:23,144
Thanks, Dad.
451
00:22:23,246 --> 00:22:24,846
Thanks, Dad.
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