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Honey, I'm home.
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One gun, one badge...
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So, Earl, how was your day?
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Yes, dear. Whatever you say.
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But he's sensitive...
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So, kids, what's new in school?
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- Sure, Mom.
- I'll get to it.
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What's new with you?
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Shh! Move.
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Welcome back to Pangaea's
Funniest Home Injuries.
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And now here's a father
and son playing catch
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a little too near
an active volcano
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and giving new meaning
to the expression, "go deep."
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Go deep! I can
reach you. Go deep!
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I got it! I got it!
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I got it! I got... Aah!
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You know, Earl, I had something
funny happen to me today.
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On video?
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In my life.
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I want to talk at
the dinner table.
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We don't see each other all day,
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and I think we should talk to
each other at the dinner table.
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Mom, we can talk anytime.
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Pangaea's Funniest Home
Injuries is only on right now!
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Then you'll want to watch
whatever show comes on next.
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But that's a totally
different show.
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- What?
- Pangaea's Second
Funniest Home Injuries.
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I actually like that
one much better.
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We don't get that much
time together as a family...
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Ma, you're thinking too hard.
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Relax. Look at
the bright colors.
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It's... nice.
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Come on, honey,
turn that thing off!
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♪ Pangaea, Pangaea
it's good to see you ♪
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♪ Get hurt ♪
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Oops!
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Aw, jeez.
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Fine.
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You and I will eat
dinner together
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like a civilized family.
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We interrupt Second Funniest
Home Injuries for this bulletin.
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Jeez, hurry up.
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Now, here's DNN correspondent,
Howard Handupme.
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A meteor watch has
been put into effect
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throughout the
Pangaean Panhandle.
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Scientists have specifically
pinpointed this particular house
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as the point of probable impact.
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Come on, come on! What
does this have to do with me?
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Uh, Dad, uh...
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What?
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I think that's our house.
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Nah!
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Yeah, I think so.
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Na...
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Na...
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Not the mama.
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Na...
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Huh? Yeah, look!
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Huh? Huh?
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Hey, Fran, come here, come here!
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Look at this. I'm on TV.
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Hey, everybody,
it's The Earl Show!
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♪ There are chicks ♪
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♪ Just ripe for some kissin' ♪
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♪ And I mean ♪
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♪ To kiss me a few ♪
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- Ohh!
- ♪ Oh, those chicks ♪
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♪ Don't know what
they're missin' ♪
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♪ I've got a lot of livin' ♪
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♪ To do ♪
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Again!
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We've been canceled.
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We now return you
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to our regularly
scheduled program.
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OK, well, I've finished my preliminary
claim inspection, Mr. Sinclair,
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and I would appraise the
damages sustained here...
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Don't try and cheat me on this!
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You insurance guys
have absolutely no ethics!
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How much would you say
your television set was worth?
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Ten thousand dollars.
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Hmm? Good thing I popped
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for that extra meteor
coverage, huh?
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For us, yes, but if
you refer to that large
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bound volume we sent
you, labeled "exclusions,"
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you'll find that a meteor
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is only a meteor until it
enters the Earth's atmosphere,
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at which time it
becomes a meteorite.
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We're not gonna get
any money, are we?
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Not unless your house
was hovering in space
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at the time it was struck.
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It was, it was. You could
ask anybody! I swear!
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I don't see this
as a loss at all.
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I see this as our chance to
spend time talking to each other.
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I see this as a
blessing in disguise!
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What exactly is this
blessing disguised as, Fran?
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Misery? Awkwardness?
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Oh, I know!
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It's disguised as
mind-numbing boredom!
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Look, we're not used
to communicating.
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We've lost the art
of conversation.
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Earl, tell me about your day.
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I don't want to.
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At least ask your children
what happened in school today.
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What happened in
school today, Robbie?
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Uh, may I be excused?
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- I don't see why not.
- Oh, thanks.
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Don't you get out of that chair!
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No one gets out of their chair
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until we talk to each
other like a family.
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Oh, this is vicious!
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Fine, Charlene,
you can go first.
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Tell us about your day.
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OK. Well, I went to school.
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Nothing's going on there.
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There was a...
book or something.
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Then I went to the mall.
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This is good. They had a booth,
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and they analyzed my skin.
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And it turns out I have
combination scales!
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Some are oily, and some are
dry, and some are in between.
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Here's where it gets
really interesting.
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They blended me a
custom scale moisturizer,
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emollient, lusterizer,
conditioner mousse
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with a pH balance and
a sun-protection factor,
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which, coincidentally, matches
the combination body splash gel,
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and came in a free
carrying case with a loofa!
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Uh...
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Robbie! Imagine
running into you here.
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Tell me all about you.
Let's get to know each other.
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Gee, Mom, I'm
not that interesting.
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Don't fight it. The
more you struggle,
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the more painful it will be.
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OK. There is something
I've been thinking about.
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I wouldn't mind hearing
what the family thinks.
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I'm confused about
the nature of reality.
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No kidding?
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Like if a tree
falls in the forest
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and nobody's around
to see it or hear it,
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did it actually fall?
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Ooh! Now, that is intriguing!
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Who can build on that?
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Where are you going?
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I'm going to see
if the tree fell.
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I'll be back in a
couple of days.
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If you leave this house,
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I will never talk to you again!
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Throw in the rest of the family,
then you got yourself a deal!
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Free, with your paid
subscription to Dinosaur Sports...
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Hmm?
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What? The rock is ringing!
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Wow! It's a phone!
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It's a rock! It's a Rok-Fone!
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Hello? Yeah?
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- Sounds great.
- Hello, the TV. I missed you.
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Did you miss me?
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Tough day without
the TV, pally boy?
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Oh, yeah. Did I miss anything?
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You kidding?
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First of all, on Oh,
Those Becklesons,
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Arnie's son, Mikey, got
picked on by a bully at school.
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And Arnie had to teach him
a valuable lesson about life.
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Ooh. I've never seen
anything like that.
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Yeah, well, those guys
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are breaking new
ground every week.
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Jeez! What else did I miss?
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Oh, wait. Then on
We're Not Even Related,
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But Somehow We're
All Living Together...
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That's a great show!
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When Delores and Stan
go out for the evening,
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teenaged Billy throws a
party, and trouble erupts.
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Did it turn out all right?
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Everyone learned a
valuable lesson about life.
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And I was wasting these
precious hours with my family.
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- Yeah.
- I got to get a new TV!
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Yeah.
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How much does one
like that cost now?
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Oh, 700 or 800 bucks.
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I could never afford that.
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And those Becklesons are
gonna learn more and more
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valuable lessons about life,
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and I'm gonna get left behind!
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What am I gonna do?
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Would you like to own
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this gorgeous
90-inch stereophonic,
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- surround-sound, really,
really big tube television?
- Yes!
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You could, if you and your
entire family appear as contestants
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on television's favorite family
game show, the Family Challenge!
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Hey! I got a family.
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Of course, I'd have to
split the TV with them.
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Aw, what the heck?
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Now the most important thing is
always save your double coupons
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for the more expensive items.
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Is that my wonderful family?
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I'm not talking to you.
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I thought long and
hard, and you were right.
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We should do more
things together as a family.
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Like what?
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You know, something that
will teach us to nurture, share,
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and improve our general
knowledge of trivia.
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What are you talking about?
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Hey, I don't know. Nothing
planned, no agenda.
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Off the top of my head...
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a game show, the
Family Challenge.
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Want to go on it
with the family?
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A TV game show?
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I don't know.
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Come on, come
on. It'll be great.
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What do you think, kids?
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All in favor, sit
there motionless.
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It's unanimous, Fran.
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Seen this one.
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Seen this one.
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Ah! Seen this one too.
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We have been
accepted as contestants
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on the Family Challenge,
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which leaves us 30 days
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to absorb all the
knowledge in the world.
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Now, some of us
might not make it.
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How are we supposed
to get so smart so fast?
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No problem.
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As you can see,
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I have separated all
known dinosaur wisdom
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into three categories:
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"Animal, vegetable, rocks."
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Well, what about fire?
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Vegetable.
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What about water?
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Water is the opposite of fire,
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which we have previously
established as a vegetable.
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What's the opposite
of a vegetable? Fruit.
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So water is a fruit.
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Fruit is not a vegetable,
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so it has to be either
an animal or a rock.
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We know it's not an animal.
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Therefore, fruit is a rock.
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Daddy, I asked you about water.
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Could we hold all questions
until the end of the lecture, please?
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Not the TV!
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I don't want to do this.
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- Charlene!
- Why not?
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I'm used to being embarrassed
by you guys on a local level.
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I don't know how I feel about
being humiliated nationally.
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Charlene, your father's
just trying to organize
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a family activity.
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That's right. When
you're older, Charlene,
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perhaps you'll realize family
is all you have in the world
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and all you really need.
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I've come to be
on the game show.
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Who needs you?
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Grandma Ethyl is
part of the family.
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She's the annoying
part of the family, Fran.
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I guess you won't need help
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with the ancient
history questions.
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And what makes you
the ancient history expert?
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I was there.
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Mom, welcome to the team.
258
00:13:03,557 --> 00:13:04,956
Yutz.
259
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,597
Robbie, ask me another one.
260
00:13:11,699 --> 00:13:13,566
Dad, you haven't
gotten one right yet.
261
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:16,535
I'm finding my rhythm.
Ask me, ask me.
262
00:13:16,637 --> 00:13:18,571
OK, OK. "What can
fish do underwater
263
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,605
that dinosaurs can't?"
264
00:13:20,707 --> 00:13:22,007
Sing!
265
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,876
Wrong. Breathe.
266
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:27,646
- We can't breathe underwater?
- Nope.
267
00:13:27,748 --> 00:13:31,316
That stinks. Oh, why don't
we know any of this stuff?
268
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:32,885
Why aren't we smarter?
269
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,986
Why haven't we
reached our full potential?
270
00:13:35,088 --> 00:13:36,655
What has held us back?
271
00:13:36,757 --> 00:13:38,123
Don't touch that dial.
272
00:13:38,225 --> 00:13:39,792
We'll be right back.
273
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,160
Your mileage may differ.
274
00:13:42,262 --> 00:13:44,763
Tell him what he's won, Bob.
275
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,031
How hot was it?
276
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:49,001
This concludes
our broadcast day.
277
00:13:50,637 --> 00:13:53,172
You think it could
be television?
278
00:13:53,274 --> 00:13:55,641
Oh, Fran, what if you're right?
279
00:13:55,743 --> 00:13:59,177
We've done nothing but
watch television our whole lives.
280
00:13:59,279 --> 00:14:01,179
And now we know nothing.
281
00:14:01,281 --> 00:14:03,281
Now we're suffering
the consequences.
282
00:14:05,486 --> 00:14:08,220
Now we're missing The
Winkie the Moose Show.
283
00:14:08,322 --> 00:14:11,723
And they said if you only
see one Winkie this season,
284
00:14:11,825 --> 00:14:13,058
tonight's the one.
285
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,772
We can change what we've
become, starting right now.
286
00:14:15,796 --> 00:14:19,698
When you first came up with the
idea of us going on a game show,
287
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,468
I thought there must
be an ulterior motive.
288
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,735
Motive?
289
00:14:23,837 --> 00:14:25,237
You thought that?
290
00:14:25,339 --> 00:14:27,172
Well...
291
00:14:27,274 --> 00:14:31,209
But now I see it for what it
is. It's exactly what you said.
292
00:14:31,312 --> 00:14:33,552
It's our chance
to learn together
293
00:14:33,647 --> 00:14:36,148
and grow closer as a family.
294
00:14:41,155 --> 00:14:42,554
I know.
295
00:14:42,657 --> 00:14:43,657
Cumulus.
296
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,690
Yes! Right on!
297
00:14:49,996 --> 00:14:52,097
Yay!
298
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,767
All right.
299
00:14:55,869 --> 00:14:58,203
Here is the concept of gravity.
300
00:14:58,305 --> 00:15:00,439
Now watch closely.
301
00:15:02,509 --> 00:15:04,209
Mmm.
302
00:15:04,845 --> 00:15:06,445
Aah!
303
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,160
I never realized
how lovely it could be,
304
00:15:22,263 --> 00:15:24,162
sitting here with my family,
305
00:15:24,265 --> 00:15:28,434
sharing these lovely moments.
306
00:15:30,838 --> 00:15:32,938
Now it's time once again
307
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,975
to play the world's first and
most popular game show,
308
00:15:37,077 --> 00:15:38,510
the Family Challenge.
309
00:15:40,681 --> 00:15:43,649
Here's Mr. Family Challenge
himself, Buddy Glimmer.
310
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:47,219
Hey, thank you.
311
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,221
Thank you. Ha-ha!
312
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,423
OK, now let's meet our families.
313
00:15:51,525 --> 00:15:52,891
First, our challengers.
314
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,193
Let's hear it for the Sinclairs.
315
00:15:55,295 --> 00:15:56,828
- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!
316
00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:59,131
Hi. Hi, Buddy. I'm Earl.
317
00:15:59,232 --> 00:16:02,267
Ladies, ladies. Just
like to meet the ladies.
318
00:16:02,369 --> 00:16:04,703
And this delightful lovely is?
319
00:16:04,805 --> 00:16:06,137
Oh, Charlene Sinclair.
320
00:16:06,239 --> 00:16:08,440
Of course you are.
321
00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:10,720
Who's this vision of loveliness?
322
00:16:10,744 --> 00:16:12,143
Well, I'm Fran Sinclair,
323
00:16:12,245 --> 00:16:14,679
homemaker and
proud mother of three.
324
00:16:14,782 --> 00:16:16,481
Ohh.
325
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:18,417
Fran! Ha-ha! Yes!
326
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,119
Give me a big wet one.
327
00:16:23,457 --> 00:16:25,690
And let's say hello to
our returning champions,
328
00:16:25,793 --> 00:16:27,660
the Nielson family!
329
00:16:27,762 --> 00:16:31,963
So, Nielsons, so, what have
you been up to since last time?
330
00:16:32,065 --> 00:16:35,967
Just sitting around the house
watching television, I guess.
331
00:16:36,069 --> 00:16:37,536
Television's our life.
332
00:16:39,539 --> 00:16:41,206
Any favorite shows?
333
00:16:41,308 --> 00:16:44,276
Just about every
one of them, Buddy.
334
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,878
Well, introduce us to
your family, would you?
335
00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:48,925
Sure, Buddy. This
is my wife, Gladys.
336
00:16:48,949 --> 00:16:50,616
- Hello.
- She handles the remote.
337
00:16:50,717 --> 00:16:52,951
- My son, he brings me chips.
- Hi!
338
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,621
- What's his name, dear?
- Chip.
339
00:16:55,722 --> 00:16:58,157
- My daughter Sally on the end.
- Hi, Buddy.
340
00:16:59,726 --> 00:17:02,460
Fran, I forgot how much
I used to enjoy the TV.
341
00:17:02,562 --> 00:17:05,297
I haven't seen
television in a month now.
342
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,298
It doesn't seem so
important to me anymore.
343
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,634
And here are today's categories.
344
00:17:09,736 --> 00:17:11,636
"TV Last Week,
345
00:17:11,738 --> 00:17:14,106
TV Last Night,
346
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,108
TV,
347
00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:18,143
TV,
348
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,679
TV Potpourri,
349
00:17:20,781 --> 00:17:22,281
and Families..."
350
00:17:22,383 --> 00:17:23,426
- Oh.
- Ooh.
351
00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:25,250
"on TV."
352
00:17:26,386 --> 00:17:28,153
What an unpleasant coincidence.
353
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,122
Champions, select.
354
00:17:33,227 --> 00:17:35,026
TV Last Night, Buddy.
355
00:17:35,128 --> 00:17:38,063
On last night's episode
of Where's My Trousers?,
356
00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:41,499
what did Bernie find
hanging in his closet?
357
00:17:42,669 --> 00:17:43,669
Ah, Sinclairs.
358
00:17:44,805 --> 00:17:46,504
I'll take the curtain, Bob.
359
00:17:46,606 --> 00:17:48,240
- No, no, no, sweetheart.
- Why?
360
00:17:48,341 --> 00:17:50,709
Come on, Dad, we
can figure this out.
361
00:17:50,811 --> 00:17:53,178
Yeah, we used to watch TV.
362
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,647
OK. Um, um...
363
00:17:55,749 --> 00:17:58,016
Ah... it's hanging
in his closet.
364
00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:01,553
So then it would have to be...
365
00:18:01,655 --> 00:18:04,556
an isosceles triangle!
366
00:18:10,531 --> 00:18:12,030
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
367
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,798
And that ends round two,
368
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:17,001
with the Nielsons
leading at 3,460
369
00:18:17,103 --> 00:18:19,404
and the Sinclairs at... five.
370
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:23,208
Well, Earl Sinclair, it
looks like you've lost
371
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,676
that beautiful grand prize
372
00:18:24,778 --> 00:18:27,679
90-inch color television set.
373
00:18:27,781 --> 00:18:29,281
Television set?
374
00:18:29,383 --> 00:18:31,917
Is that the reason you
wanted to be on this show?
375
00:18:32,019 --> 00:18:34,197
That's what you
had in mind all along?
376
00:18:34,221 --> 00:18:37,222
No, no, no! No!
377
00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:39,190
Yes! But only at first.
378
00:18:39,293 --> 00:18:41,092
That was before we
spent those weeks
379
00:18:41,194 --> 00:18:44,830
learning together as
a family. I loved that.
380
00:18:44,932 --> 00:18:47,899
I would never trade
that for some big TV set.
381
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,612
Well, that's very
easy to say now
382
00:18:49,636 --> 00:18:51,581
that there's no
chance of winning.
383
00:18:51,605 --> 00:18:53,805
I mean it. If he offered
one more chance
384
00:18:53,907 --> 00:18:55,274
to win that set right now,
385
00:18:55,376 --> 00:18:56,874
I wouldn't take it.
386
00:18:56,976 --> 00:18:59,745
Well, Sinclairs, you've
got one more chance
387
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,714
to win this 90-inch
surround-sound,
388
00:19:02,816 --> 00:19:05,283
really, really big
tube television
389
00:19:05,385 --> 00:19:07,430
in our sudden-death
playoff round.
390
00:19:07,454 --> 00:19:09,432
And since you're
behind, Sinclairs,
391
00:19:09,456 --> 00:19:11,423
way behind,
392
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:12,991
it's your choice.
393
00:19:13,093 --> 00:19:15,272
You can either
test your knowledge
394
00:19:15,296 --> 00:19:17,473
with one more TV question
395
00:19:17,497 --> 00:19:20,465
you have almost no
chance of getting right,
396
00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,133
or... square off
397
00:19:22,236 --> 00:19:24,636
for an exciting winner-take-all
398
00:19:24,738 --> 00:19:27,639
fight to the death
with Mr. Nielson
399
00:19:27,741 --> 00:19:33,612
in our patented Cage of Doom.
400
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,183
It's your choice, Earl Sinclair.
401
00:19:39,285 --> 00:19:42,654
In our sudden-death round.
402
00:19:42,756 --> 00:19:45,023
Ah.
403
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:48,960
Well, Earl, what will it be?
404
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,962
Ah... Oh...
405
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,064
Kill him, Daddy.
406
00:19:52,132 --> 00:19:53,765
Eat his head, fat boy.
407
00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:57,068
- We'll bet it all, Bob.
- Cage of Doom!
408
00:19:57,170 --> 00:20:00,004
Well, Earl Sinclair,
what will it be?
409
00:20:00,106 --> 00:20:02,274
The cage or the question?
410
00:20:02,376 --> 00:20:03,642
Uh...
411
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:07,045
Cage of Doom! Cage of Doom!
412
00:20:07,147 --> 00:20:08,613
I'll take the question, Buddy.
413
00:20:08,715 --> 00:20:10,548
- You will?
- What?
414
00:20:10,650 --> 00:20:11,695
- What?
- What?
415
00:20:11,719 --> 00:20:13,251
Maybe I didn't explain this.
416
00:20:13,353 --> 00:20:14,819
I understood.
Just give it to me.
417
00:20:14,921 --> 00:20:16,755
Bring it up.
418
00:20:18,392 --> 00:20:20,758
Tuesday night was a
very special episode
419
00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:22,194
of Oh, Those Becklesons.
420
00:20:22,296 --> 00:20:24,362
For the big-screen
TV and the game,
421
00:20:24,464 --> 00:20:29,300
what very valuable lesson did
Benji Beckleson learn about life?
422
00:20:30,337 --> 00:20:31,770
Uh...
423
00:20:31,872 --> 00:20:33,337
Huh?
424
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,107
Daddy.
425
00:20:36,076 --> 00:20:37,209
Well, Buddy,
426
00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:39,845
he learned that television
shows come and go,
427
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,547
and sometimes you feel attached
428
00:20:42,649 --> 00:20:44,515
to the characters on TV,
429
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,953
but what life really
comes down to isn't TV.
430
00:20:48,055 --> 00:20:50,555
It's the love
between your family...
431
00:20:51,659 --> 00:20:52,957
Boy, are you way off!
432
00:20:53,059 --> 00:20:55,460
He learned never to
give the lowest species
433
00:20:55,562 --> 00:20:57,240
the keys to the father's car.
434
00:20:57,264 --> 00:20:58,663
Well, that's valuable too.
435
00:20:58,765 --> 00:21:01,800
And the Nielsons
are our winners again!
436
00:21:04,204 --> 00:21:06,016
Well, Sinclairs, we
always like to say
437
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,107
here on the Family Challenge,
"There are no losers."
438
00:21:09,209 --> 00:21:10,942
But let's face it, you stink!
439
00:21:11,044 --> 00:21:14,445
Hey, we may stink, but at
least we stink as a family.
440
00:21:14,547 --> 00:21:17,649
But nobody leaves the Family
Challenge empty-handed.
441
00:21:17,751 --> 00:21:21,553
Even though you didn't win
our grand prize 90-inch TV,
442
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:25,190
you go home with this perfectly
lovely 13-inch portable set.
443
00:21:25,292 --> 00:21:27,025
- Whoa!
- Yay!
444
00:21:30,096 --> 00:21:33,998
And, Robbie, I saw your
teacher at the supermarket.
445
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,812
And he told me
how much fun it was
446
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,936
seeing you on
television last night.
447
00:21:38,038 --> 00:21:41,306
And he said you've been doing
much better in school lately.
448
00:21:41,408 --> 00:21:44,576
By the way, Charlene,
everybody I run into
449
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,845
tells me how
attractive you looked.
450
00:21:46,947 --> 00:21:50,215
Some dinosaurs are
just naturally photogenic.
451
00:21:57,090 --> 00:21:59,324
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
452
00:21:59,426 --> 00:22:02,327
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
453
00:22:02,429 --> 00:22:03,429
Blah, blah?
454
00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:06,197
Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.
455
00:22:07,433 --> 00:22:10,535
Blah, blah, blah.
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