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Honey, I'm home.
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Waah! Waah!
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I'm crying. That means I'm up!
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Earl?
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- What?
- Come on, Earl.
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You get up for once.
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Earl, feed the baby.
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Why?
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Because if you
don't feed it it'll die.
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How many other kids we got?
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Two.
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Giddyup, Mommy. Giddyup.
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♪ Da, da-da, da-da, da-da ♪
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Giddyup.
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Faster. Faster!
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Move along, little mommy.
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Move along, move along.
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♪ Da-da dee ♪
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♪ Da da da da da dee dee doo ♪
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It's the middle of the night.
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Why don't you sleep?
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No concept of time. Wide awake.
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Let's dance!
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♪ Da da da da da-da do ♪
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Please, please. Mommy
needs some sleep.
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I haven't had any sleep
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since the night you hatched.
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I love being up with the mama.
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Ah, is that why you wake
me up at 3:00 in the morning,
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just to be with me?
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Yeah. Well, that and I'm
hungry! Feed my mouth!
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Fill my belly!
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Ohh, ohh, ohh.
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- Back. Back!
- Mine! Mine!
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It's 3:00 in the morning.
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OK.
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- OK.
- Hurry, Mommy.
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Hurry. Give it. Give it, Mommy!
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Here you go, sweetheart.
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Right there.
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Delish!
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh!
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Oh. Stomach growling.
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Pressure. I'm gonna blow
up! I'm gonna blow up!
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Oh, I'm gonna blow!
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Oh, I'm gonna blow! Clear!
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Ahh. Good job.
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Well!
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Now you really must,
must go to sleep.
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Whoa, hey!
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We're gonna walk.
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We're gonna do the tour.
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Wow! I love the tour.
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I'm gaga for the tour.
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Walk, walk, walk.
Hey, wait a minute!
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You're trying to put me to...
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I don't believe you.
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I don't blame you.
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I'm gonna do this all night.
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♪ Bop bop bop ba da dee doop ♪
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♪ Bop bop ba da do dow ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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Hey, Mom, did you
make breakfast?
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You're always saying
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that breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.
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I understand that from
a nutrition point of view.
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You're always saying I'm
still growing into my body,
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and that if I don't
have breakfast,
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I'll just end up looking like
a little stunted anthropod.
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I appreciate that
and everything,
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I really do.
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Uh... except today.
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I don't have time for breakfast.
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I've got early practice for the
game against Mesopotamia.
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Cereal?
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Come on. Cereal?
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I want something hot.
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I want two waffles with
an animal in the middle.
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Can you whip that up? Huh?
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Don't give me any trouble.
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There's my ride.
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Oh! Bruno's in the car!
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Oh! How do I look?
How do I look, huh?
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Charlene?
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Mom, get some sleep.
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Bye.
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Gimme. Gimme,
gimme, gimme, gimme!
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Waffles!
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Frannie, I know your
days are awful full,
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what, with your bonbon lunches
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and girl chat at the
produce counter,
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but maybe you could
put a button on this shirt
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I've been asking you
to put on since last night.
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I've been up since
3:30 this morning,
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and the baby
wouldn't stop crying.
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You had a tough
night with junior?
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Robbie came in
and said, "I want."
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And Charlene came
in and said, "I want."
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All right, here's what I'll do.
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I'll run over an antelope
on my way to work,
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have some for breakfast,
put the rest in the lunchbox,
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I'm covered.
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You stop talking!
You're talking too loud.
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Wake that baby,
I'll bite your head off.
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Well, nobody wants that.
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All I do is cook and clean
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and clean and cook,
that's all I ever do.
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I'm turning into a drudge.
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Earl, am I a drudge?
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Uh... uh...
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I love you?
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Oh. Cook and clean,
clean and cook.
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That's all I ever do.
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These are the tools of my trade.
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How's my favorite
married couple?
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Fran, put the knife down.
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OK, see you at work.
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Right behind you.
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Oh! Whoa!
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I don't get what
the big deal is.
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We all have our parts to play.
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I'm the breadwinner,
and she's the drudge.
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Where's the problem?
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Well, we are in uncharted
territory now, pally boy.
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This new thing with
dinosaurs getting married
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has thrown the conventional
wisdom out the window.
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All right, all right. Let's
get a handle on this.
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I've got a wife's who's
unhappy about something.
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This is without
historical precedent.
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OK. Let's think.
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Yeah. We should be
able to figure this out.
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Yeah, we got brains
the size of walnuts.
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All right. What about this?
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Fran's, like, broken, right?
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I got a broken wife.
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What do you do if
your car is broken?
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Uh... you kick it and
leave it by the road.
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Yeah, but what if
you're used to your car,
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and you've put on a few
pounds since you met your car,
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and you're not sure if you
can attract another car?
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Are we really talking
about cars, here, pally boy?
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I don't know what
the problem is.
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She's been upset ever
since the baby was born.
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She wasn't upset
before the baby.
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Before the baby, not upset.
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After the baby, upset.
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Baby, upset. No baby, no upset.
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You lost me completely.
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It's the baby! It's the baby
and the house and the kids.
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It's too much for her.
She needs some time off.
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If she takes time off,
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then who looks after the kids?
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I am so hungry.
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You could do it.
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Huh?
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You could take the
kids for a weekend.
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Why would I want to do that?
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Well, because it's
just one weekend.
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And when she gets back,
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she'll be relaxed and refreshed
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and ready to go again
like a brand-new drudge.
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Yeah. I guess I could
look after my kids
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for a couple of days,
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seeing as how it's in
my own self-interest.
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Well, we did it.
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We had a problem,
gave it some thought,
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and we solved it.
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And I feel pretty good.
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Me too.
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What day is this?
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I have no idea.
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Oh.
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Not the mama! Not the mama!
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Not the mama! Not the mama!
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Not the mama! Not the
mama! Not the mama!
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You do that one more time,
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and I'm gonna throw
you across the room!
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- Not the mama!
- Ahh!
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Wee! Oof!
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Again!
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What's for dinner?
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I don't like your attitude.
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It doesn't look done to me.
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It's done. It's damn done.
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Hey! You give me
that back, or I'll kill you.
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Here you go, ace.
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Next time you might
want to turn the oven on.
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Uh, just a thought.
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So, what do you think
really happened to Mom?
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Nervous breakdown, carried
off by predators? What?
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Dad said she's at Grandma's.
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Isn't that what they
always tell the children.
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Hey, Dad, when's Mom
coming back from Grandma's?
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When she's recuperated from you.
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Until then, I'm the mother.
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OK, Mom, can I go
to a movie tonight?
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Not a chance!
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Dad said I could.
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Uh... he really did?
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Mm-hmm.
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Dad, I had a late
lunch. See you later.
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Where are you going?
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Out with the guys to
mark some territory.
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Take a sweater.
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Wait! If he gets
to go out, I do too.
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Ahh!
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Oh! Oh!
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I slaved over a hot oven
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making a nice
dinner for you kids,
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and now you'll sit at this table
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and eat that dinner
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and express proper gratitude
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to your mother/father!
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He's stuck there.
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And yet we can move freely.
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- 'Night!
- 'Night!
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You don't think I'll
let go of this table
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to come after you two?
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I'm telling you,
you're playing with fire!
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No. I'm playing with fire.
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What?
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Ooh.
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Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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- Daddy!
- What?
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- Hot.
- Oh!
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Where are we going?
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Again!
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Not again! Not ever again!
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No more of this for me.
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Tomorrow I go back to
work, and I'm only grateful
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that I am not the
one who has to do this
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for the rest of my life.
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The mama.
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Hi, honey.
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How was your day?
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No, no, no, Fran. Don't explode.
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Everything's all right.
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Take another day away.
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I don't want another day
away. I missed it here.
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But you were unhappy here.
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But I was unhappy away.
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Now, Fran, make sense.
There's only here and away.
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The kids made you unhappy,
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I gave you a whole weekend off
from the kids. Now you're fixed.
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It's not the kids.
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Earl, there's something
wrong in my life,
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and I don't know what it is.
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Your life? What life?
Your life is me and the kids.
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All right, look.
Here's your life.
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This is the kids.
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OK?
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And this is... this is me.
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OK, now, if it's not the kids...
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what is it?
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Hello. Roy?
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It's me.
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You should have seen her, Roy,
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just standing
there looking at me.
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It made me feel so
bad, it was all I could do
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to leave the house and
come down to the bar.
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What does she want?
264
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She doesn't know.
265
00:13:43,007 --> 00:13:45,407
As I understand it,
she does not know.
266
00:13:45,509 --> 00:13:47,621
So why do you
have to do anything?
267
00:13:47,645 --> 00:13:49,345
Because I'm the problem.
268
00:13:49,447 --> 00:13:51,980
Look, Earl, I've
known you 27 years.
269
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:54,249
That's longer than
Fran's known you.
270
00:13:54,351 --> 00:13:55,591
And in all that time,
271
00:13:55,653 --> 00:13:57,765
I never thought of
you as a problem once.
272
00:13:57,789 --> 00:13:59,188
Yeah, but you're my pal.
273
00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:02,224
Well, what about the rest
of you guys? You know Earl.
274
00:14:02,326 --> 00:14:04,926
Anybody got a problem with him?
275
00:14:05,028 --> 00:14:09,431
- He's a good guy.
- We love you, big guy.
276
00:14:11,168 --> 00:14:12,768
Look, you're a
room full of guys,
277
00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:14,703
and the problem's with the wife.
278
00:14:14,805 --> 00:14:16,405
And the wife is female,
279
00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:18,252
so maybe what you've got
280
00:14:18,276 --> 00:14:20,453
is a male/female problem.
281
00:14:20,477 --> 00:14:22,211
What kind of
male/female problem?
282
00:14:22,313 --> 00:14:23,846
We're married a good long time,
283
00:14:23,948 --> 00:14:25,614
and we just had a new kid.
284
00:14:25,716 --> 00:14:28,016
Anyway, just this
morning I said, "I love you."
285
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,418
Did you say it sincerely?
286
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,486
Nah. It was a defense mechanism.
287
00:14:31,588 --> 00:14:34,823
When was the last time
you did the mating dance?
288
00:14:34,925 --> 00:14:36,191
What are you talking about?
289
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,793
The mating dance,
290
00:14:37,895 --> 00:14:40,362
the ultimate expression
291
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,998
of a male's absolute commitment
292
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,344
to a female.
293
00:14:46,404 --> 00:14:49,438
I myself do it three,
four times a week.
294
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:52,208
The mating dance
is a courtship ritual.
295
00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:53,742
You do it to woo and win.
296
00:14:53,844 --> 00:14:55,945
I wooed. I won. I'm done.
297
00:14:56,047 --> 00:14:57,912
Maybe it's time to re-woo.
298
00:14:58,015 --> 00:15:00,416
I don't have to. I got
her. She's in the house.
299
00:15:00,518 --> 00:15:03,152
Maybe the mating
dance isn't just to get her.
300
00:15:03,254 --> 00:15:05,854
Maybe it's to keep her.
301
00:15:05,956 --> 00:15:09,591
You don't do the mating
dance for a 38-year-old mother.
302
00:15:09,693 --> 00:15:10,693
Why not?
303
00:15:10,795 --> 00:15:12,061
Because.
304
00:15:12,163 --> 00:15:13,495
Because what?
305
00:15:13,597 --> 00:15:16,699
Because... uh...
306
00:15:16,801 --> 00:15:19,434
I forget how.
307
00:15:23,074 --> 00:15:25,040
And finally, in local news,
308
00:15:25,142 --> 00:15:27,410
officials at the city
zoo report no luck
309
00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:29,811
in trying to mate Ling-Ling
and Chang-Chang,
310
00:15:29,914 --> 00:15:32,481
the two rare imported humans.
311
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,949
Zookeepers are baffled
312
00:15:34,051 --> 00:15:36,384
at why two seemingly
healthy cavepeople
313
00:15:36,487 --> 00:15:38,386
have not yet produced offspring.
314
00:15:38,489 --> 00:15:42,691
At this point, it's feared
that Ling-Ling is barren.
315
00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:44,293
And now for the weather.
316
00:15:44,395 --> 00:15:45,828
I'm going to bed.
317
00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:47,897
Oh, OK.
318
00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:50,198
I'm not cleaning anything up.
319
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,366
I'm just going to bed.
320
00:15:51,468 --> 00:15:52,334
OK.
321
00:15:52,436 --> 00:15:53,802
Don't expect anything from me.
322
00:15:53,905 --> 00:15:55,185
I wouldn't.
323
00:15:55,239 --> 00:15:57,907
If a button falls off your
shirt, whose problem is that?
324
00:15:58,008 --> 00:15:59,875
Mine, all mine.
325
00:16:01,278 --> 00:16:02,711
Good night, dear.
326
00:16:02,814 --> 00:16:05,347
Don't patronize me.
327
00:16:05,449 --> 00:16:08,450
Hey, guys, wanna make
more of an impression
328
00:16:08,553 --> 00:16:09,918
with the ladies?
329
00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:11,320
From time immemorial,
330
00:16:11,422 --> 00:16:13,689
dinosaurs have known
there's only one way
331
00:16:13,791 --> 00:16:15,123
to a woman's heart.
332
00:16:15,226 --> 00:16:18,527
It's not flowers.
It's not candy.
333
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:21,430
Yes, it's the mating dance.
334
00:16:21,532 --> 00:16:24,599
Whether you're a beginner
wanting to learn first steps
335
00:16:24,701 --> 00:16:26,068
for after the prom
336
00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:27,903
or an old married guy
337
00:16:28,005 --> 00:16:30,873
with a wife who's overwhelmed
by one kid too many,
338
00:16:30,975 --> 00:16:34,042
Mel Luster's Mating
Dance Academy
339
00:16:34,144 --> 00:16:35,610
has the steps for you.
340
00:16:35,712 --> 00:16:36,945
We're open all night
341
00:16:37,047 --> 00:16:38,625
because, let's face it,
342
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:40,289
when else you gonna come here?
343
00:16:40,384 --> 00:16:44,019
Mel Luster, since
72 million B.C.,
344
00:16:44,121 --> 00:16:45,765
always the same location,
345
00:16:45,789 --> 00:16:48,657
in the heart of the
seedy part of town.
346
00:16:55,165 --> 00:16:57,800
Hey, you in the door,
how can I help you?
347
00:16:57,901 --> 00:16:59,181
Oh, uh, me?
348
00:16:59,236 --> 00:17:02,805
Well, I'm here for the
$29.95 refresher course.
349
00:17:02,907 --> 00:17:05,007
Well, come on.
Let's get started.
350
00:17:05,109 --> 00:17:07,409
Let's try, uh, a bob dip.
351
00:17:07,511 --> 00:17:09,511
Can you bob dip for me?
352
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:12,046
Well, I, uh... uh...
353
00:17:12,149 --> 00:17:14,583
OK. Not at all.
354
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,685
Well, we're open all night.
355
00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:18,554
Bend. Will you bend?
356
00:17:18,656 --> 00:17:20,722
Come on, I've got such a cramp.
357
00:17:20,824 --> 00:17:22,402
I'm not as young
as I used to be.
358
00:17:22,426 --> 00:17:23,626
How old are you?
359
00:17:23,727 --> 00:17:24,993
Uh... 28.
360
00:17:25,095 --> 00:17:26,561
Yeah. Right.
361
00:17:26,664 --> 00:17:28,163
Left, right. And left.
362
00:17:28,265 --> 00:17:29,965
Weave.
363
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:31,867
Turn, kick.
364
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:34,169
Bob, bob, dip.
365
00:17:34,271 --> 00:17:35,470
Weave.
366
00:17:35,573 --> 00:17:37,339
Weave, turn.
367
00:17:37,441 --> 00:17:38,840
Kick!
368
00:17:38,942 --> 00:17:40,041
Neck.
369
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,042
Neck.
370
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,711
Chin, chin, chin.
371
00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:44,613
Yeah!
372
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:49,985
Let's see how Marilyn, our
blushing bachelorette, liked it.
373
00:17:50,087 --> 00:17:53,755
Oh! I could spend the
rest of my life with you.
374
00:17:53,857 --> 00:17:56,291
Thanks. I'm married.
375
00:17:56,393 --> 00:17:58,760
$29.95. Pay Mel.
376
00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:00,161
Yeah, OK.
377
00:18:02,132 --> 00:18:05,834
Mel, it's a beautiful
thing you do.
378
00:18:05,936 --> 00:18:07,981
Oh, it's very fulfilling.
379
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,245
Next!
380
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:12,740
Caveman from the zoo.
381
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:15,377
Chang-Chang, come on in.
382
00:18:15,479 --> 00:18:17,279
We've been expecting you.
383
00:18:35,299 --> 00:18:37,266
Frannie.
384
00:18:38,802 --> 00:18:40,835
Frannie?
385
00:18:40,937 --> 00:18:42,270
Yoo-hoo.
386
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,450
Frannie?
387
00:18:43,474 --> 00:18:45,607
Mmm.
388
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,042
Earl? Where have you been?
389
00:18:47,144 --> 00:18:49,911
I've been out taking
care of your problem.
390
00:18:50,014 --> 00:18:53,515
You'll be happy to know that
you don't have a problem anymore.
391
00:18:53,617 --> 00:18:55,950
I'm so happy. Good night.
392
00:18:56,053 --> 00:18:57,453
No, no, no! Look!
393
00:18:57,555 --> 00:19:00,122
You're gonna want to
see this. It's important.
394
00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:03,325
I learned it all over
again, just for you.
395
00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:12,868
Ahh! Mm-mm.
396
00:19:15,506 --> 00:19:18,540
Ahh. Ahh.
397
00:19:19,977 --> 00:19:21,076
Ooh.
398
00:19:21,178 --> 00:19:22,845
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
399
00:19:23,547 --> 00:19:24,613
Mmm.
400
00:19:24,715 --> 00:19:29,184
Doo, doo, doo.
401
00:19:29,286 --> 00:19:31,353
Da!
402
00:19:33,957 --> 00:19:35,256
Fran?
403
00:19:41,332 --> 00:19:44,667
Your problem is just that
you're tired all the time.
404
00:19:49,473 --> 00:19:51,306
I'm up again!
405
00:19:51,408 --> 00:19:53,042
Oh, I'll get it.
406
00:19:53,144 --> 00:19:55,188
No, no, sweetheart. You sleep.
407
00:19:55,212 --> 00:19:57,413
You need your sleep.
408
00:20:01,719 --> 00:20:03,686
What?
409
00:20:05,389 --> 00:20:06,966
Not the mama! Not the mama!
410
00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:08,256
Not the mama! Not the mama!
411
00:20:08,358 --> 00:20:11,059
I really wish you'd
grow out of this.
412
00:20:11,161 --> 00:20:13,529
Hey, weekend guy, you
think you got what it takes
413
00:20:13,631 --> 00:20:14,863
to put me to sleep?
414
00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:19,201
Please. I've outlasted
actual mamas.
415
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,803
Hey, what are you doing?
416
00:20:23,107 --> 00:20:25,407
Hey, this is nice. I like it.
417
00:20:25,509 --> 00:20:26,719
Hey, you like that,
418
00:20:26,743 --> 00:20:28,254
then you'll really like this.
419
00:20:28,278 --> 00:20:30,879
What? Whoa!
420
00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:32,847
Ooh, this is fun.
421
00:20:32,949 --> 00:20:35,417
What are you doing, Daddy?
422
00:20:35,519 --> 00:20:38,019
What are you doing?
423
00:20:38,122 --> 00:20:40,422
Whoa. Daddy's dancing.
424
00:20:40,524 --> 00:20:42,223
♪ La la, hmm hmm hmm ♪
425
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:43,959
♪ La la la la ♪
426
00:20:44,061 --> 00:20:48,363
♪ La la, hmm hmm hmm ♪
427
00:20:48,465 --> 00:20:50,198
♪ Daddy, Daddy ♪
428
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:51,533
♪ Dancing, dancing ♪
429
00:20:51,635 --> 00:20:55,337
♪ Dancing for the baby ♪
430
00:20:55,439 --> 00:20:58,206
♪ Goo ga ga goo goo ♪
431
00:21:17,228 --> 00:21:19,127
Look, look. He fell asleep.
432
00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:20,230
I did it.
433
00:21:20,264 --> 00:21:21,808
You put the baby to sleep
434
00:21:21,832 --> 00:21:23,072
with the mating dance.
435
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:26,668
No, no, no. That was
just a baby dance.
436
00:21:26,770 --> 00:21:29,538
I loved it.
437
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,541
But why didn't you like the
one I did for you upstairs?
438
00:21:32,643 --> 00:21:35,443
I liked that one 20 years ago.
439
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:37,112
Now I like this dance,
440
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:39,848
where you got out of bed
in the middle of the night
441
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:41,416
and helped me.
442
00:21:41,518 --> 00:21:44,686
That's the best mating
dance I've ever seen.
443
00:21:47,290 --> 00:21:48,657
Come on.
444
00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:50,725
What are we doing?
445
00:21:50,827 --> 00:21:53,187
What would you like to do?
446
00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:55,097
If it's all the
same to you, Fran,
447
00:21:55,199 --> 00:21:57,165
I'd like to catch
about 40 winks.
448
00:21:57,267 --> 00:22:00,602
You got it, big boy.
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