All language subtitles for neighborhood_06_06

Are you sure you're ready
to go back to work, Calvin?

It's been two weeks, Tina.
My knee is healed, all right?

I didn't stay home this long

when I had
gallstones taken out.

You didn't have
gallstones taken out.

It was your appendix.

Well, something came out,
and I was right back on my feet.

All right, Calvin.

Venturing out in the world?

He's supposed to be venturing
to physical therapy,

but he won't make
an appointment.

I don't need it, Tina.
I was born in the '60s.

That's when things were
built tough.

I'm not made
of fiberglass and plastic

like these new people.

Hi.

Hey, what's...Hey, what's with
the big thermometer?

It's for our
fundraising campaign,

but I can't
leave it at school.

Some creative young artist
keeps adding things to it

that, uh, make it look
like something else.

Oh. Like what?

Oh... yeah.Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

We're raising money
to build an aquatic center

to attract new families
to the school.

Finally, we can stick it
to those snobs

at the Oak Ridge Academy.

Hey, do you know their cafeteria
has a Michelin star?

Stop following that
school on Instagram!

I got to run.Yeah, you know what,
me too.

[groans]

TINA:
Okay.

Enough, Calvin.

I'm making you
an appointment for PT.

Ooh, you know, I know
a great physical therapist.

I refer people to him
at the VA all the time.

His name is Derrick Frye.

Oh, theDerrick Frye?

Used to play for the Rams?

So, you've heard of him?

Yes, Dave.
I'm a man.

And I watch football.

Oh, good.
So, you'll do it?

Yeah. Yeah, I guess,
you know, if I--

I mean, if I need to do it,

then I might as well
go to someone

who's used to working
on elite athletes like myself.

I'm out of here, guys.

[groaning]

Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood

Welcome to the hood.

Whoa. What happened
to you?

After-school art club.
That's what happened to me.

I'm a history teacher.
Look at this top.

I was gonna take this back!

You're lucky.

Our dear principal
made me supervise

the softball team.

I had to wear this huge
leather glove thing.

And it was not new.

Well, it's all
for the kids, right?

Are the kids gonna
refund me my $59?

$59? American dollars?

I'm quoting the original price.

Look, the point is,

we are being overworked.

I know she's
your friend and all,

but Principal Johnson
needs to stop asking us

to do double duty.

She's got to hire
some teachers' aides.

Look, look, no one cares
about this school

more than Gemma, okay?

She busts her butt, too.

Let's cut her
a little slack, okay?

Hello, teachers!Hey.

Oh! Looks like
someone had fun in art.

Sure did.
[fake laugh]

You know me,
anything for the kids.

Aw.

That's right.

Speaking of which, is anyone
free tomorrow afternoon?

Thank you, Tina!

Wh-wh-what?
I didn't say yes.

But it's an emergency.

I need someone to chaperone
the fifth graders' field trip

to the Altadena
Waste Disposal Center.

You mean the dump.

Please don't call it
"the dump."

The dump people get
very offended.

I'd do it,
but I'm swamped.

I've got the
fundraising campaign,

the annual report to finish,

back-to-back donor dinners...

Plus, it'll be fun.

Fine.

[school bell rings][sighs]
You're the best.

Eh.

Have fun, Tina.Mm-hmm.

Hope you had
your tetanus shot.

Yeah, you know,

I was a running back
back in my day.

And I almost made the pros,

but, you know,
just missed the cut, man.

Really? What college
did you play for?

You know... [stammers]
...in college, too.

I-I missed the cut.

I missed the cut.

But, uh,
I dominated in high school,

middle school, peewee,
you know.

It's just good to talk
to somebody else

that played the game.

You know.

All right, Calvin,
I need to know,

are you injured
or are you hurt?

What's the difference?

If you're injured,
you can't play.

But if you're hurt,
I'm gonna put your butt

back on the field
and give you the ball.

Okay...Mm-hmm.

Now, I'm gonna ask you
one more damn time--

Are you injured
or are you hurt?

You know, I'm still
a little confused...

...but I'm gonna say "hurt"?

Now we're talking.

Now let's get you
off that bench...Okay.

...and back in the game.All right.

Now, this
electro stim machine

is gonna get
the blood flowing

to your knee.

Let's get to work.All right.

[machine humming]Mm.

How's that feel?

[chuckling]:
I didn't even know it was on.

That's what
I'm talking about.

Let's crank it up, then.

Okay.[machine beeps]

No pain, no gain.

That's my motto.

All right.

Now we're
getting somewhere.

You good?

[muttering]:
I'm okay. I'm all right.

[muffled groan]

[shouts]

Whoo. Okay, man.

Well, thanks for coming, man.

That was a good one
right there.

Are you under the impression
that we're done here?

No, sir.

Coach... sir...
D-doctor. Doctor?

Pick one!
Okay. [mumbles]

Right. So, Pop drove
all the way to work today

but didn't get out
of his truck?

I think his knee
still hurts.

We had to have our staff
meeting in the parking lot.

Whenever he didn't like an idea,
he just honked.

[both laughing]

Ooh. I'd better go.

I am about to be late
for class.

Uh, okay.

Malcolm, yeah, I got
something to show you, man.

It's about your girl--

What?Janelle!

[chuckles nervously]
Hey, how you doing?

You're rocking
that computer bag.

Thank you.

[chuckling]:
Okay.

Bye, babe.
Bye.

See you later.

Uh... what's going on, Trey?

All right, look, I'm not
even gonna sugarcoat this.

I was scrolling on Tinder,
looking for a wife--

Yours or someone else's?

I mean, I'm open.

Anyway,
I swiped on Janelle.

Whoa, Janelle?

Why would you swipe
on my Janelle?

Nah, see, I was just
swiping and swiping,

and before I realized,
it-it was her.

And you can't un-swipe.

Why is she on a dating app?

I don't know,
but whatever you do,

don't tell her I told you,
'cause I ain't no snitch.

I got you, man.
Don't say that.

Hey. I forgot my keys.

Yeah, uh, Trey saw you
on Tinder!

No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.

Come on, Trey.

Yes.

I guess I still have the app,

but I wouldn't say
I'm onthere.

I mean,
I still have Angry Birds.

Yeah, I guess I need
to free up some storage space.

[chuckles] Yeah, that's,
that's a great idea.

Why don't you start
with Tinder?

I mean, I need more space
for our pictures.[chuckles]

And that video.Shh.

[exclaims]

BOTH:
Damn!

What?

Well, I mean,

you-you're finally
settling down.

Oh, settling down?
What you talking about?

I mean, you made her delete
her dating app.

You low-key just proposed.

What?
That's ridiculous, man.

Malcolm's got
a girlfriend! All right, stop.

Stop. Anybody can-- Malcolm's got a girlfriend,
Malcolm's got a girlfriend.

[groans]

I think there's something
rotten in the fridge.

It's not the fridge.

Yes, it's me!

One of the kids thought he saw
a hundred dollar bill

in a pile of garbage
and went after it.

And guess who had
to pull him out? Me!

Turned out to be a flyer
for a strip club.

Hello to the best faculty
in all of Pasadena.

Ooh, it's a little
ripe in here.

That's because
I just got back

from that "waste treatment
center" that you sent me to.

Ugh, thank you so much.

I'd hug you, but...
you know.

Now...

[mouths]

Who has a red marker?

I have exciting news.

Is that bag covering
what I think it's covering?

It was in a locked cabinet.

I don't know how these kids
are getting to it.

It's the parents.
I blame the parents.

But not to their faces,
because...

we are now at 85%
of our fundraising goal

for the new aquatic center.

It's gonna look so great
on the school's brochure.

Oh, Mr. Ryan, I need you

to design a brochure.

On top of debate club,

parking lot duty,
and Model U.N.?

Thank you!
You are a rock star.

[Gemma sighs]

I really can't
thank you all enough

for going the extra mile
for our kids.

You-you really
want to thank us?

Try hiring some
teachers' aides.

That would be fantastic.

Uh...

I wish we could afford it.

Oops! I've got to run

to an organizing meeting
for the silent auction.

Smell you later.

Sorry, that's just
an expression.

Now come on,
Calvin. Let's go.

I've got
a reputation here.

By the second
or third session,

I've always gotten
my client to 50%.

I'm undefeated.

At therapy?

At life.

Now, we're gonna do
some fire cupping.

You don't mind
a little heat, do you?

Well, I mind being set on fire.

A little fire never
hurt anybody.

Well, that's not true.

That's why they have burn units.

[knock on door]

Ooh, hey, Calvin.

Sorry, sorry.

I don't want to interrupt.

Oh, oh, it's not interrupting.

You're not interrupting.

There's always time for Dave.
You know what?

Uh, let's put a pin in
this fire cup thing, okay?

[popping noise]Okay.

Is it fire
cupping time?

You know, I remember
when Derek did this to me.

It was rough.

It was?

You could have fooled me.

Hey, your man Dave, here?

He can take
some pain.

This Dave?

Fanny pack Dave?

Oh, yeah.

This man's a beast.

I haven't worked with
a guy this tough

since The Rock.

[laughing]: Okay,

did you just compare Dave
to The Rock?

Oh, no,

I compared The Rock to Dave.

Now, now, Calvin, look,
I don't want

Derek's effusive compliments
to make you feel less than.

Okay? Not everyone has
my strength and fortitude.

Mm-hmm.

I have to open jars for you.

You know what?

Come on. Light me back on fire.

Let's go!

So Tina and the teachers

asked you to hire
teachers' aides?

Yeah.

So you're giving them candles

and Hershey's kisses?

We can't afford
the good stuff.

These are Costco Smooches.

And, uh, that's...

Yes, it's
hair, Dave.

They've added hair.

The artist has gotten ambitious.

I just hope the teachers
appreciate this gesture.

I don't know
what else to do.

They just
don't understand

what the aquatic center
will do for the school.

I mean, I don't, either.

None of my friends do.

Well, luckily,

your friends don't
run the school.

Hey, buddy,
Is that...

Is that Magic Marker
on your hand?

Uh, I don't know.
They're in my pockets.

Were you the one drawing
testicles on my thermometer?

Okay, Gemma, relax.
Our son would never do that.

I mean, that'd be nuts.

All right.

Quality dad joke.

[laughs]

Hey.
Hey.

Before you say anything,

this is not a dating app.
It's a video.

It's the one with the baby
sitting in the snow going...

[speaks gibberish]

[laughs]

Yeah, that's
a good one.

[clears throat]

Hey, you know what?
I owe you an apology.

Yeah, I made way
too big a deal

about you being on
a silly little app,

and, uh, I wouldn't blame you

for putting it
back on your phone.

Nah, I don't need it.

I forgot it was even there.

No, but really, really,

you should put it back.

You know, if only
to show me I had no right

telling you to delete it, huh?

Who the hell do I think I am?

So you want me
to start using it again?

Well, I'm not saying
you have to use it...

But I should have it?

You should have the right

to have it.

Okay, we've been together,
what, eight months?

Mm-hmm.

I think I'm finally starting

to understand you.Okay.

Remember when you made us
register our relationship

at the school,
but you kept insisting

that we call it a "vibe"?

Well, vibe means we vibing.
It's...
Yeah.

Yeah, Malcolm, we're vibing,

we're hanging, we're chilling,
we're kicking it.

Yeah.I just don't think
we're dating.

Well, you know,

we shouldn't have to put
labels on ourselves, right?

We aren't label people.

Mm-hmm.

Remember the time I left
my toothbrush at your place,

accidentally,
and you lost your mind?

Okay, I would not say
I lost my mind.

You drove it to my house.

And now that I've deleted
the stupid app,

per your request,

you're scared

because that means
we're in a real relationship.

You want boyfriend privileges,

but you don't want
to be a boyfriend.

And I don't have time for that.

Okay. Okay, okay,
look, Janelle,

I got the solution, okay?

Don't put Tinder
back on your phone.

No, Malcolm,
I have the solution.

We're done.

What, done?

You mean, like "done" done?

You can say "done"
as many times as you want.

It's over.

Take care of yourself, Malcolm.

Wait, Janelle...

And then, out of the blue,
she broke up with me.

Can you believe that?No.

We thought you
were going to

break up with her.Mm-hmm.

What are you talking about?

Come on, man.

This seemed like
it was your way out.

It's vintage Malcolm.

You date them for a while,

you find something wrong,
and then you're out.

What? Man, I don't do that.

Oh, really?Keisha?

Her second toe was longer
than her big toe.

You were out.

Well, I am drawn to

a more traditional
flip-flop aesthetic.

Tanya didn't make the bed.

She was the last one in it.
Everyone knows that's the rule.

Stephanie.
You broke up with her

because she owned
her own bowling ball.

It's weird. They have them
at the alley, Trey.

Look, man,
I hate to say it, but...

you have
a commitment problem.

Man, you guys are crazy.

Okay, so why couldn't you
commit to Janelle?

I was planning on committing.

I just hadn't decided
to definitely do it yet.

Brother, I don't know
what you're looking for,

but Janelle was brilliant

and funny,

and she was super into you.

He ain't lying.

If I had a Janelle,

I wouldn't even be on Tinder.

As much.

Okay, you know what?
Y'all are acting like

Janelle is perfect,

but she... she has flaws.

Like what?

She has never seen

Coming to America.

Yeah, okay.

Other day,
I said, "Sexual Chocolate."

She had no idea
what I was talking about.

Sexual Chocolate!

I have a problem, don't I?

I can't thank you enough

for your generous
gift, Dr. Kittay.

Yes, see you
at the pool.

Oh, in a speedo? [laughs]

Oh, you're great.

Hey, Gemma.

Um,

we got to have a real talk.

I am here on behalf
of the teachers.

Oh, did the gift bags
cheer them up?

Well, actually, they made
the teachers slightly angrier.

You see, we all have candles,

but what we need is help.

We're understaffed.

We need teachers' aides.

I so hear you,

and I've discussed it
with the board...Uh-huh.

...and it's just not
in the budget right now.

But a swimming pool
is in the budget?

I wish. That's why
we're having a fundraiser.

So why don't
you have a fundraiser

for teachers' aides?

That's not how it works.

Until you make it work that way.

Tina, there's
a whole board of trustees

I have to answer to. I'm sorry.

But, hey,

if there's anything you need,
just name it.

I've been naming it, Gemma.

Teachers' aides.

[phone rings]

I'm sorry,
I've got to take this.

Mr. Schaefer,
hello.

No, no, no,
I'm not busy at all.

You know,
you never know

how important
a knee is

until you...

you don't have one,
you know?

Anything I dropped on the ground
this last month stayed there.

So, you feel better now, huh?

Hey, I feel great.
You know what?

Tackle me.

Hey, don't tempt me.

[both chuckling]

Ooh, hey, guys. How's it going?

Oh, hey, Calvin, uh,
I found your sunglasses.

I think you dropped them
in the driveway.

You know what? Drop them now.

Drop them.

Okay. Um...

Whoa.

[chuckles] Your man Derek here
got me straight, man.

Well, I couldn't have
done it without Dave.

Dave?

What'd Dave do?

Look, I needed to inspire you
to try harder.

DAVE:So, uh,

Derek held me up as an example

of strength and machismo.

You see, I used
Dave here to light

that competitive
fire in you.

You know, athletes
like you and me,

we just need
to be challenged.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

You know. Yeah, we're the same,

you know?

So-so, what you're saying
is that Dave

wasn't so tough in his sessions?

[laughs] No.
He cried like a baby.

We've got the mockups
on the brochure.

The aquatic center looks great.

Yes, I have seen
the thermometer.

No, I have no idea who did it.

[people chanting]:
We don't need
no stinking pool.

Teachers need
some help at school.

We don't need
no stinking pool.I've got to run.

Teachers need
some help at school.

We don't need
no stinking pool.

Teachers need
some help at school.

Tina, really?

We don't want
Principal Johnson.

Send her back home
to Wisconsin.

We don't want
Principal Johnson.

Uh...Send her back home
to Wisconsin.

I'm from Michigan!

Send her back home
to Wisconsin.

Tina, tell them!

Send her back home
to Wisconsin.

We don't want
Principal Johnson...

GROVER:
No justice,
no homework.

No justice, no homework.

Grover, what are you doing?
Get to class.

There are no
teachers, Gemma.

He's an ally.

The principal has no principles.

Both of those "principles"
are spelled wrong, Grover.

Well, maybe your
new swimming pool

can teach him
the difference.[feedback squeals]

You don't need the megaphone.

You're very easy to hear.