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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:47,081 {\an8}YOU DON'T LIKE ME BECAUSE I DON'T SIGN AUTOGRAPHS. 4 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:51,252 YOU DON'T LIKE ME BECAUSE I DON'T SMILE FOR THE CAMERA. 5 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:55,423 YOU DON'T LIKE ME BECAUSE I DON'T SUCK UP TO THE PRESS. 6 00:00:57,057 --> 00:01:00,394 {\an8}YOU DON'T LIKE ME BECAUSE I MAKE A LOT OF MONEY. 7 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:04,865 BUT YOU LOVE ME... 8 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:09,137 BECAUSE I'M ONE OF THE GREATEST HITTERS ALIVE. 9 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,811 {\an8}Announcer: WE'RE BACK IN MILWAUKEE, 10 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:20,047 {\an8}AND THE SOUND YOU HEAR REVERBERATING 11 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,416 {\an8}ACROSS THE CITIES AND FARMS OF THE GREAT STATE OF WISCONSIN 12 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:25,119 {\an8}IS THE ROAR OF THE BREWER FAITHFUL 13 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:28,256 {\an8}FOR THEIR LONGTIME HERO, STAN ROSS. 14 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:32,426 {\an8}AND HERE HE COMES WITH THAT TRADEMARK ARROGANT SCOWL. 15 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:37,565 {\an8}2,999 HITS TO DATE IN HIS ILLUSTRIOUS CAREER. 16 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,901 {\an8}WILL THIS AT-BAT, JULY 29, 1995, 17 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,103 {\an8}AGAINST THE ROOKIE RIGHT-HANDER BILLY EARLL, 18 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:45,005 {\an8}BE THE HISTORIC MOMENT 19 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:48,075 {\an8}WHEN ROSS JOINS ONLY 20 OTHER MAJOR LEAGUERS 20 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,245 {\an8}IN THAT ELITE 3,000-HIT CLUB? 21 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:55,082 STAN... 22 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:58,018 YOU'RE GONNA BE THE BEST-LOOKING CAT IN THE HALL OF FAME, 23 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:00,087 THAT'S FOR DOGGONE SURE. 24 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,455 YO, SCRUB! 25 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,124 {\an8}YOU WANT MY AUTOGRAPH NOW OR AFTER I MAKE HISTORY? 26 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:05,959 YOU AIN'T GETTING THIS HIT OFF ME. 27 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:07,961 THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR ONE CAREER HIGHLIGHT. 28 00:02:07,995 --> 00:02:09,963 YOU'RE GONNA BE A GAME-SHOW ANSWER, PARTNER. 29 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:11,965 WELL, I'LL TAKE "KISS MY ASS" FOR $1,000. 30 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:13,967 {\an8}MAKE IT 3,000. 31 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:15,436 YOU HEAR THAT "JOE HITTER" LANGUAGE ON THAT ROOKIE? 32 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,804 KISS MY ASS. 33 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:18,439 HOW ABOUT YOU, ERNIE? 34 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:19,807 I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME TO KISS YOUR ASS, TOO? 35 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,609 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY -- 36 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,277 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT KISS MY ASS LOOK LIKE. 37 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:25,145 {\an8}I'LL SHOW HIM. I'LL PUT UP THIS -- 38 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:33,854 DAMN IT, JOE! HE KNOW BETTER THAN TO GET ME PISSED OFF! 39 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:35,956 {\an8}Announcer: WELL, NO PITCHER WANTS TO BE THE ONE 40 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,391 {\an8}THAT GIVES UP THAT 3,000th BASE HIT. 41 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,527 {\an8}CLEARLY YOUNG EARLL JUST SENT THAT MESSAGE -- 42 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,462 {\an8}A PURPOSE PITCH TO GET ROSS ANGRY. 43 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,131 {\an8}COME ON, STAN, THIS IS THE ONE. 44 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,567 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! {\an8}HOPE HE TRIPS AND BREAKS HIS LEG. 45 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,854 UHH! {\an8}Announcer: OH, MY! 46 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:08,856 {\an8}IT'S A VICIOUS LINE DRIVE OFF EARLL'S -- 47 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:10,524 {\an8}WELL, IT'S A BELL-RINGING BASE HIT. 48 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:12,426 {\an8}THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 49 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:15,062 {\an8}STAN ROSS IS SAFE AT FIRST 50 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:17,431 HEY, COACH, GET ME THAT BALL. {\an8}WITH HIT NUMBER 3,000. 51 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:20,033 THAT'S THE BALL THAT GOT ME INTO THE HALL OF FAME. 52 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,403 YOU WANT THIS BALL, ROSS? {\an8}YEAH. THANKS, MAN. 53 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:24,605 THERE GOES YOUR DAMN BALL. 54 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,876 YOU SEE THAT, COACH? 55 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:31,078 YOU SEE WHAT HE JUST DID? 56 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:33,046 HE THREW MY HALL OF FAME BALL UP IN THE STANDS. 57 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,515 {\an8}WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, MAN? 58 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,083 BACK UP. BACK UP. MOVE, MAN! 59 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:38,185 YOU BE OUT OF HERE WHEN I GET BACK, 60 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,020 OR SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO PULL A PIECE OF BASEBALL HISTORY 61 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,522 OUT THE CRACK OF YOUR ASS! NOW, COME ON. 62 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,624 WHAT YOU LOOKING AT, BIG FELLA? 63 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:45,626 MAKE A MOVE. YEAH, OKAY, I'LL SHRINK YOUR BIG ASS. 64 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,395 YOU'LL GET SOME, TOO. 65 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:50,130 YOU SAW WHAT HE DID, COACH. 66 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,365 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 67 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:53,267 THAT AIN'T GONNA MEAN NOTHING, BOY. 68 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:55,102 {\an8}GET BACK IN. 69 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:56,570 WHO GOT MY BALL? 70 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:57,605 OPEN THAT GATE. 71 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,973 ALL RIGHT! HE'S COMING ON UP. 72 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,145 HEY, CONGRATULATIONS, STAN! 73 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,381 G-GIVE ME MY BALL. 74 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:08,949 WHAT? 75 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,384 Woman: WHAT'D HE SAY? 76 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:12,453 GIVE ME MY 3,000-HIT BALL. 77 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,555 DON'T LOOK AT YOUR DADDY, DAMN IT. 78 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,490 GIVE ME MY BALL! HEY, WHOA, MAKE HIM A TRADE AT LEAST. 79 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:18,426 GIVE HIM, LIKE, YOUR CAP OR AN AUTOGRAPHED BAT, MAYBE. 80 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:20,294 I'M NOT TRADING HIM! HEY, WHOA! 81 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:23,230 WHAT THE -- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, PAL? 82 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,232 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE HIS COTTON CANDY WHILE YOU'RE AT IT? 83 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,734 SO, STAN, WERE YOU GLAD TO GET NUMBER 3,000 84 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,602 RIGHT HERE IN MILWAUKEE? SURE. 85 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:30,971 YOU ASK ANY OF THE ALL-TIME GREATS, MAN. 86 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:33,574 WE ALL GOT A SPECIAL CONNECTION WITH OUR HOMETOWN FANS. 87 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,242 {\an8}WHAT KIND OF CONNECTION DID YOU MAKE 88 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,511 WITH THAT KID WHO CAUGHT THE BALL TONIGHT? 89 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:39,313 NOW, WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 90 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:41,248 PEOPLE SITTING IN THAT SECTION SAY YOU THREATENED HIM. 91 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,016 I GAVE HIM GOOD ADVICE. 92 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:45,419 WHAT THE HELL WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? 93 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:47,588 I JUST BECAME A LEGEND LIKE WILLIE MAYS, 94 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,690 STAN MUSIAL, AND CARL YASTRZEMSKI. 95 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:52,292 Y'ALL GONNA TRY TO SPEAK ON SOMETHING NEGATIVE? 96 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:53,627 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 97 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:54,762 THAT'S WHY I'M QUITTIN'. 98 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,464 {\an8}HUH? HAT? WHAT? 99 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:57,264 {\an8}WHAT DO YOU MEAN, QUITTING? 100 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,100 {\an8}QUITTIN'. I'M DONE. 101 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,602 HANGIN' IT UP. 102 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,704 NOW THAT I GOT THIS... 103 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:07,475 ...I AIN'T PLAYIN' NO MORE. 104 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:10,177 {\an8}AND THAT MEANS NO MORE TALKING TO YOU STANK-ASS REPORTERS. 105 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,112 {\an8}EXCUSE ME? YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 106 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,046 I'M TALKING TO YOU, AND I'M TALKING TO YOU. 107 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,482 AND I SAID "STANK-ASS." 108 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:16,484 W-WHY NOW? THE BREWERS ARE STILL IN THE RACE. 109 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,519 COULDN'T YOU WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE SEASON? 110 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,621 MAN, I'D HAVE QUIT LAST SEASON IF I DIDN'T THINK 111 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,456 YOU-ALL WERE GONNA TRY TO BLOCK ME FROM THE HALL OF FAME. 112 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:25,125 BUT IT DON'T MATTER 'CAUSE I GOT MINE. 113 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,727 3,000. 114 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,463 LIKE IT OR NOT, I'M A CERTIFIED IMMORTAL. 115 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:31,231 AND THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' IN THE WORLD 116 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:34,067 YOU SONS OF BITCHES CAN DO ABOUT IT. 117 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:35,335 NOTHIN'. 118 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:43,377 {\an8}Announcer: ATTENTION, ALL MILWAUKEE LEPRECHAUNS. 119 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:44,412 {\an8}Stan: HEY, ALL YOU MILWAUKEE LEPRECHAUNS. 120 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:45,813 THIS IS ST. PATTY'S DAY. 121 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,648 GET YOUR SHAMROCK GROOVE ON 122 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:51,218 AT STAN ROSS' MR. 3000 SPORTS BAR, 123 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:54,588 LOCATED ON PEACOCK STREET IN WAUKESHA COUNTY. 124 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:56,724 WE GOT 3,000 DIFFERENT KIND OF BEERS. 125 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:58,191 WE GOT WILD IRISH ROSE 126 00:05:58,225 --> 00:06:00,327 AND ANYTHING THAT YOU MIGHT WANT. 127 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,696 BUT WAIT -- THERE'S MORE. 128 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,267 YOU WANT TO GET THAT HEAVY VIBRATION FROM THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE? 129 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,770 GET YOUR PAGE ON AT 3000 BEEPS. 130 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:15,543 GET YOUR HAIR DYED, FRIED, AND LAID TO THE SIDE AT 3000 CUTS. 131 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:19,613 KNICKKNACK PATTY-WHACK, GET YOUR DOG A BONE. 132 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:22,716 AND GET YOUR WOOF ON AT 3000 PAWS. 133 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:26,787 {\an8}GET YOUR SZECHUAN FEAST ON AT 3000 WOKS. 134 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:33,561 BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY DOWN TO MR. 3000 SHOPPING CENTER. 135 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:40,200 {\an8}Stan: FIRST YEAR, I WAS 150 VOTES SHORT. 136 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,268 {\an8}COME HERE. 137 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:45,405 SECOND YEAR, I WAS LESS THAN 50 AND SO ON. 138 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:48,408 LAST YEAR, I WAS JUST 4 VOTES AWAY. 139 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:50,143 SPORTSWRITERS HATE ME. 140 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:51,779 BUT MY NUMBERS DON'T LIE. 141 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:56,283 I GOT 3,000 UP THERE, ONE FOR EACH ONE OF MY HITS. 142 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:57,885 THEY GOTTA LET ME IN. 143 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,220 IT'S MY YEAR, AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. 144 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,822 {\an8}WHAT ABOUT HIM? 145 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,390 {\an8}WHO'S THAT? 146 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,325 YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS. 147 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:07,895 THAT'S T-REX PENNEBAKER. 148 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,330 {\an8}BEST PLAYER ON THE BREWERS. 149 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:12,500 {\an8}T-REX PENNEBAKER AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A YOUNG BULL. 150 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,668 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU BOTHER LEARNING HIS NAME, 151 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:17,304 ESPECIALLY WHAT YOU GOT IN FRONT OF YOU -- A LIVING LEGEND, 152 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:19,339 A CERTIFIED IMMORTAL. 153 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:21,575 AND I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW A WHOLE LOT OF IMMORTALS. 154 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:24,177 HEY, EASY, OLD MAN. 155 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:25,513 OLD MAN? 156 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:29,116 WHAT YOU MEAN IS "AGED," LIKE U.S.D.A. BEEF. 157 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,350 IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER. 158 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:32,419 NOT ON MY PLATE. 159 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,621 NO? NO. 160 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,459 MONSTROUS. 161 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,663 JUST AIN'T LIKE THE OLD DAYS, HUH, BOCA? 162 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:44,364 MNH-MNH. 163 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:45,766 WOW. 164 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,501 SPRING TRAINING. 165 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:49,803 {\an8}YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SMELL THE GRASS, CAN'T YOU? 166 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:52,540 CAN'T SAY I CAN, MAN. 167 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:54,474 WHAT, YOU DON'T MISS IT? 168 00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:56,476 {\an8}MISS IT? Announcer: YEAH, OVER CENTER FIELD. 169 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:58,411 NAH. 170 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,148 NAH. 171 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:07,320 SEE, STAN DIDN'T MAKE TOO MANY FRIENDS WHEN HE WAS PLAYING HERE. 172 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:09,523 HE WASN'T VERY GOOD WITH THE PRESS. 173 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,725 WE INVITED HIM TO OLD-TIMERS' DAY 174 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,694 EVERY YEAR SINCE HE RETIRED -- 175 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:17,297 THAT'S NINE YEARS -- AND HE NEVER RSVP'd ONCE. 176 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,867 LOOK, HE MIGHT NOT EVEN WANT TO DO THIS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 177 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,569 NO. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 178 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:24,237 I'M JUST SAYING... 179 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:25,839 "STAN ROSS DAY." 180 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:29,342 RETIRE HIS NUMBER. 181 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:31,545 THE FANS, MAN. 182 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:39,853 DID HE GO FOR IT? 183 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,891 {\an8}DID YOU HIT HIM WITH THE FANS BIT? 184 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:46,827 HOW ABOUT THE PART WHERE YOU SAY YOU DIDN'T KNOW IF I WOULD DO IT? 185 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,830 BOCA, I SWEAR, WHEN YOU GET TO GOING, 186 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,464 YOU CAN TALK A STRIPE OFF A ZEBRA. 187 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:52,700 MONSTROUS. 188 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,340 {\an8}Man: AND WELCOME TO BEAUTIFUL MILLER PARK. 189 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:04,745 {\an8}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'RE HERE TODAY TO RETIRE NUMBER 21, 190 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:08,381 {\an8}WORN BY ONE OF THE BREWERS' ALL-TIME GREATS. 191 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,618 {\an8}SEVEN TIMES AN ALL-STAR, 192 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:14,688 {\an8}A MEMBER OF THAT EXCLUSIVE 3,000-BASE-HIT CLUB, 193 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:16,890 THE WIZARD OF WOOD, 194 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:18,592 {\an8}THE COUNT OF CONTACT, 195 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,560 {\an8}AND THE KING OF THE SWING, 196 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:25,032 MILWAUKEE'S OWN MR. 3000, STAN ROSS! 197 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,877 WOW! 198 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,311 DAMN! 199 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:39,747 I STILL LOOK GOOD. 200 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,970 {\an8}HE HASN'T LOST HIS TOUCH, HAS HE? 201 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:07,507 {\an8}AND JOINING US TODAY TO PAY TRIBUTE TO STAN, 202 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:13,480 {\an8}LET'S WELCOME FORMER TEAMMATE BILL "BIG HORSE" BERELLI. 203 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:15,615 WHO? 204 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,853 I THINK HE PLAYED WITH YOU A COUPLE OF MONTHS IN '79. 205 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:22,589 HE WAS A MIDDLE RELIEVER. 206 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,092 {\an8}Berelli: THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WHAT HAPPENED TO PAUL MOLITOR, MAN? 207 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,295 ROBIN YOUNT? CECIL COOPER? WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM? THEY DECLINED. 208 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:31,431 A PLEASURE TO BE BACK HERE IN MILWAUKEE. WE'RE LUCKY WE GOT HIM. 209 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,833 YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE SAID 210 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:36,770 THAT STAN ONLY LOOKED OUT FOR HIMSELF, 211 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,439 THAT HE WASN'T A TEAM PLAYER. 212 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:43,944 {\an8}BUT I'M HERE TO TELL YOU, IF -- IF YOU GOT 3,000 HITS, 213 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,813 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A TEAM PLAYER. 214 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:46,880 WHAT? 215 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:50,450 {\an8}IF YOU HAVE A LIFETIME .314 AVERAGE, 216 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,652 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A GOOD GUY. 217 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:56,523 IF YOU LEAD THE LEAGUE IN BATTING FOR THREE YEARS, 218 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:59,659 YOU CAN BE THE BIGGEST JERK IN THE WORLD. 219 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,563 H-HE LAUGHIN', MAN. HE LAUGHIN'. 220 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:09,036 SO ON BEHALF OF ALL OF US WHO PLAYED ALONGSIDE OF YOU, 221 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:12,472 CONGRATULATIONS. 222 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,975 GO ON, GO ON, GO ON, GO ON, GO ON, MAN. GO ON. YOU CAN'T HELP ME NOW. 223 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,811 {\an8}ALSO HERE WITH US TODAY -- YOU REMEMBER HIM WELL -- 224 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,347 NUMBER 8, ANTHONY CARTER. 225 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,716 ALL RIGHT, NOW, COME ON. TELL THEM LIKE IT IS, BOCA. 226 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,985 COME ON, BABY. NOW WE'RE TALKIN'. 227 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,091 ME AND STAN WERE TEAMMATES. 228 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,860 MM-HMM. 229 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,696 MAN, COULD HE HIT THE BALL. 230 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,065 TELL 'EM, BABY. 231 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,000 AND I LOVED HIM FOR THAT. 232 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,701 I LOVE YOU MORE. 233 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,411 T-THAT'S IT? 234 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,413 I'M TRYING TO GET ENSHRINED, BOCA. 235 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:54,915 THAT'S IT? MAN, Y'ALL KILLIN' ME, MAN. 236 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,683 {\an8}ALL RIGHT, MILWAUKEE, 237 00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:00,687 LET'S HEAR IT FOR OUR BREWERS AND STAN ROSS! 238 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,866 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 239 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,868 FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO THANK YOU, MR. SCHEMBRI, 240 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,437 {\an8}AND THE ENTIRE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ORGANIZATION. 241 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,107 AND TO MY MAIN MAN, MY BEST FRIEND, 242 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,709 BOCA CARTER, 243 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:26,046 AND, UM, TO YOU-ALL, OLD DONKEY. 244 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,048 BIG HORSE! WHATEVER! 245 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,117 BUT MOST OF ALL, I WANT TO THANK YOU-ALL -- 246 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,751 THE FANS. 247 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,922 {\an8}YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME. 248 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,790 AND I KNOW FOR A FACT, 249 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,959 IF IT WAS UP TO YOU, 250 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,628 I'D HAVE BEEN IN THE HALL OF FAME A LONG TIME AGO. 251 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:46,066 {\an8}BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S UP TO A BUNCH OF SPORTSWRITERS. 252 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,904 SOME METALHEAD HALF-ASSES. 253 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,906 {\an8}HOW THE HELL DO YOU BAT 3,000 254 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,175 AND NOT BE SELECTED INTO THE HALL OF FAME? 255 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,777 WHAT TYPE OF BULLSHIT IS THAT?! 256 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,680 {\an8}LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 257 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:04,017 YOU-ALL BELIEVED IN ME WHEN I WAS AT MY BEST. 258 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:06,954 YOU-ALL BELIEVED IN ME WHEN I WAS AT MY WORST. 259 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:10,490 YOU -- THE FANS! 260 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,927 {\an8}THAT'S WHY I KNOW FOR A FACT 261 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:18,798 I CAN DEPEND ON YOU-ALL TO BRING ME, STAN ROSS, 262 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,834 TO COOPERSTOWN. 263 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,469 I CAN HEAR YOU SAY "STAN!" 264 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:23,636 {\an8}Crowd: STAN! 265 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,138 SAY "STAN ROSS"! 266 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,673 {\an8}STAN ROSS! 267 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:29,042 STAN ROSS! 268 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,178 HE'S THE BOSS! 269 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,812 SAY "HALL OF FAME"! 270 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:33,981 {\an8}"HALL OF FAME!" 271 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,883 DAMN SHAME! 272 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,985 OVER HERE, SAY, "HELL, YEAH"! 273 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,119 HELL, YEAH! 274 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,820 SAY, "HELL, YEAH"! 275 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:41,989 HELL, YEAH! 276 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,223 SAY, "YOU'RE THE MAN"! 277 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,124 {\an8}YOU'RE THE MAN! 278 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,059 LET ME HEAR IT AGAIN! 279 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:47,160 {\an8}YOU'RE THE MAN! 280 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,162 THEY LOVE ME. {\an8}YOU'RE THE MAN! 281 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,058 YOU GOT A MINUTE? 282 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,027 HANG ON. WHAT? 283 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,728 YOU KNOW HOW WHEN WE THINK SOMEBODY'S GONNA BE VOTED IN, 284 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,897 WE RUN THE NUMBERS. YEAH. 285 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,865 YOU KNOW, EVERY ONE OF THE WINS, EVERY HOME RUN, EVERY {\an8}HIT? 286 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,834 YEAH. YEAH, WELL, WE WERE RUNNING THAT FOR STAN ROSS -- 287 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,070 A LIST OF EVERY ONE OF HIS 3,000 HITS. 288 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,939 THERE'S AN ERROR. ONE OF THE HITS WAS AN ERROR? 289 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,606 NO, ALL THE HITS WERE HITS. 290 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,675 THERE JUST AREN'T 3,000 OF THEM. 291 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,244 OKAY. 292 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,611 START OVER. 293 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,280 OKAY, THERE WAS A GAME IN MAY 1982 294 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,582 THAT WAS CALLED FOR CURFEW. CURFEW. 295 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,952 WHEN THEY FINISHED IN AUGUST, THE HITS WERE RECORDED TWICE -- 296 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,720 ONCE IN MAY, ONCE IN AUGUST. 297 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,856 STAN ROSS HAD THREE HITS IN THAT GAME. 298 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,225 THAT MEANS THAT THREE OF THE HITS DON'T COUNT. 299 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:55,262 SO YOU'RE TELLING ME -- STAN ROSS, MR. 3000, 300 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:59,099 HAS ONLY 2,997 HITS. 2,997 HITS. 301 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:02,035 AND AS YAHKO TRIED TO ESCAPE ACROSS THE ROPE BRIDGE, 302 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:05,805 HE REALIZED THAT HE WAS TRAPPED BY BOTH SIDES 303 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:10,110 BY THE DREADED, EVIL BOARS. 304 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,080 YAHKO KNEW HIS ONLY HOPE WAS TO DO THE UNTHINKABLE, 305 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,316 AND THAT WAS TO JUMP FAR, FAR BELOW 306 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,953 INTO THE RAGING, RAGING RIVER. 307 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,321 HOLD ON, KIDS. 308 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,789 HELLO? 309 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:24,824 HEY -- 310 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,659 HEY, MAN, THE PRESS IS EATING IT UP. 311 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,161 {\an8}WHAT HAPPENS TO YAHKO? 312 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,997 SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. 313 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,232 {\an8}Children: WHAT HAPPENED TO YAHKO? WHAT? 314 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:36,069 {\an8}WHAT HAPPENED TO YAHKO? WHAT HAPPENED TO YAHKO? 315 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,971 SHUT UP! 316 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,173 {\an8}Boy: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT. 317 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,343 2,997?! 318 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,844 MAN, THAT'S BULLSHIT! 319 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,246 OH, MR. ROSS. {\an8}Children: OOH! 320 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,647 PLEASE, THE CHILDREN. 321 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,016 MAN, HELL WITH THE DOGGONE KIDS! 322 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,984 YAHKO'S DEAD! 323 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:55,188 {\an8}Scott: THE HALL OF FAME VOTE IS IN, AND STAN ROSS IS NOT. 324 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:57,324 {\an8}THE ALWAYS-CONTROVERSIAL EX-BREWER 325 00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,260 {\an8}HAD SLOWLY CREPT TO WITHIN FOUR VOTES OF ENSHRINEMENT, 326 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:04,797 BUT THIS TIME FINISHED 147 VOTES SHY, 327 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,933 FOLLOWING A CORRECTION IN THE RECORD BOOKS 328 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,170 THAT LEFT HIM THREE HITS SHORT OF THE MAGICAL 3,000. 329 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,939 {\an8}LOOKS LIKE STAN'S GONNA HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR TURN IT OFF. 330 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,774 {\an8}TO WAIT TILL NEXT LIFE. 331 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,143 FROM THE GREEN -- 332 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,186 I CAN'T LET THEM DO IT TO ME. 333 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,224 I CAN'T LET THEM TAKE AWAY MY LEGACY. 334 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:39,666 {\an8}* WATCH ME! 335 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,835 {\an8}* WATCH ME! 336 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,137 {\an8}* I GOT IT 337 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,805 {\an8}* WATCH ME! 338 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:49,309 {\an8}* I GOT IT, HEY! ♪ 339 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:53,980 {\an8}* I GOT SOMETHIN' THAT MAKES ME WANT TO SHOUT * YOU LOVE ME BECAUSE I'M ONE OF THE GREATEST HITTERS ALIVE. 340 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,884 {\an8}* I GOT SOMETHIN' THAT TELLS ME WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT * YOU LOVE ME BECAUSE I'M ONE OF THE GREATEST HITTERS ALIVE. 341 00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,920 {\an8}* I GOT SOUL, AND I'M SUPER BAD ♪ 342 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:03,223 YOU LOVE ME BECAUSE I'M ONE OF THE GREATEST HITTERS ALIVE. 343 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,092 {\an8}* I GOT SOUL 344 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,162 {\an8}* AND I'M SUPER BAD 345 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:09,929 {\an8}* I GOT IT 346 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,199 {\an8}* HEY! 347 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,901 I'M BACK! 348 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,703 {\an8}THE KING WITH THE SWING, 349 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,405 THE RIGHT ARM THEY CALL "THE GUN," 350 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,006 STAN ROSS. 351 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,008 {\an8}NITROGLYCERIN HIMSELF. 352 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,844 NUMBER 21, THE MAN WITH SWEETEST SWING IN THE MAJOR LEAGUE, 353 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,947 IS BACK. YOU GOTTA BE JOKING. 354 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,349 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 355 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,750 50? 356 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,885 47 AND GETTING YOUNGER. 357 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,087 THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU, MAN. 358 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,358 MAN, WHAT THE HELL -- 359 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,859 WHAT'S YOUR DAMN PROBLEM, MAN? 360 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:44,397 THAT WAS 4/10 OF A SECOND. 361 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,866 {\an8}THAT'S HOW MUCH TIME YOU HAVE 362 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,868 AFTER THE BALL LEAVES THE PITCHER'S HAND 363 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,371 TO DECIDE WHETHER IT'S A FASTBALL, 364 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,906 A SPLIT-FINGER -- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 365 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,275 WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GAME? 366 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,876 YOU EVER PLAYED IN THE MAJORS? 367 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,745 FIGURES. HE'S DRUNK. 368 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,248 NO, I'VE JUST BEEN A BREWERS FAN MY WHOLE LIFE 369 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,083 WHILE YOU TREATED THE TEAM AND THE FANS 370 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,486 AND THE CITY LIKE DIRT. 371 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,061 YO, BOCA, GET THIS MAN ANOTHER BOTTLE. 372 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,096 WELL, THANK YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME. 373 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,132 I APPRECIATE THAT. NOW, I WANT YOU TO TRY IT AGAIN. 374 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,401 WHAT? SEE, 'CAUSE LAST TIME I WASN'T STANDING AT THE PLATE. 375 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,836 COME ON, TRY IT AGAIN. 376 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:24,804 {\an8}YEAH. 377 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,250 BOCA. 378 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,518 {\an8}SEE THAT? 379 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,119 {\an8}THREE MORE OF THESE, 380 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,588 THREE MORE HITS. 381 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:45,292 AS I SAID BEFORE, STAN ROSS IS BACK. 382 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,793 BETTER TALK TO HIM, BOCA. 383 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,431 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NUMBER 21, 384 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,966 {\an8}THE GREAT, THE FANTASTIC, 385 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,902 {\an8}MR. INCREDIBLE -- STAN. 386 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,438 {\an8}Man: I THOUGHT WHEN WE RETIRED HIS NUMBER, 387 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,440 {\an8}WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO SEE THAT PRICK ANYMORE. 388 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,041 {\an8}Man #2: HE'S A SENIOR CITIZEN. 389 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,943 {\an8}DO YOU THINK I WANT HIM HERE? 390 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,945 {\an8}AND HE HASN'T PLAYED THE GAME IN NINE YEARS. 391 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,047 {\an8}IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE IN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE ANYMORE, 392 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,149 {\an8}SO HE'S GOTTA PLAY THE FIELD. 393 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,219 {\an8}CAN HE EVEN HANDLE FIRST BASE AT HIS AGE, 394 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,420 {\an8}LET ALONE HIT? 395 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,355 FELLAS... 396 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:18,358 WE ARE IN FIFTH PLACE, 397 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:21,027 AND WE ARE NOT DRAWING FLIES, 398 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:24,297 AND WE'VE GOT TWO VERY LONG MONTHS AHEAD OF US. 399 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,633 {\an8}THE BIGGEST CROWD WE'VE HAD ALL YEAR 400 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:30,069 WAS THE DAY WE RETIRED STAN'S NUMBER. 401 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:32,905 NOW, WE GIVE HIM A PHYSICAL. 402 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,308 GIVE HIM A MONTH TO GET IN SHAPE. 403 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,577 THEN AFTER THAT SEPTEMBER ROSTER EXPANSION, 404 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,179 IF HE'S UP TO IT, WE PUT HIM IN THE LINEUP. 405 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,483 BO, ALL I NEED IS A BAT. 406 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,984 THAT'S IT, BABY. 407 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,353 LOOK AT HIM. 408 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,455 HE AIN'T GOT NO WAIST ON HIM. HE GOT NOTHIN'. 409 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,891 STAN ROSS. HEY. 410 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,960 EDDIE RICHLING. I'M THE CONDITIONING COACH. 411 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,430 HE HERE TO CARRY YOU HOME? 412 00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,065 THE ONLY THING BOCA GONNA CARRY 413 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,199 IS MY PLAQUE TO THE HALL OF FAME. 414 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,868 THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU, MAN. 415 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,202 I LOVE YOU MORE, BABY. OH, IS THAT RIGHT? 416 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,404 THAT'S RIGHT. HOW MANY PUSH-UPS CAN YOU DO? 417 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,172 ONE ARM OR TWO? 418 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,408 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, MAN, LAST TIME I COUNTED, MAN, 419 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,410 WHAT WAS IT, ABOUT 40, 50? 420 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:15,448 I GOT 5 BUCKS IN MY POCKET SAYS YOU CAN'T GIVE ME 10. 421 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:18,050 THAT'S EASY MONEY. BACK UP, MAN. 422 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,288 BOCA, YOU BETTER HELP YOUR BOY DOWN. HE DIDN'T HELP ME IN. 423 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,055 COME ON, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 424 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,428 OKAY, WELL, THAT'S ONE. 425 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,237 HOW MANY IS THAT? 426 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,407 OH, I DON'T KNOW. I'D SAY 40, 50. 427 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,941 THAT'S FOUR. 428 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,410 COME ON, STAN. YOU GOT THIS ONE. 429 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,716 OH, OH, OH! YOUR KNEE TOUCHED, MAN. 430 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,117 THAT'S A GIRL PUSH-UP. THAT DON'T COUNT. 431 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,051 YOU SEE MY KNEE TOUCH, BOCA? 432 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,287 WELL, IT MIGHT HAVE, YEAH. 433 00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,556 BUT WHO SAID GIRL PUSH-UPS DON'T COUNT? 434 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,058 YEAH, WHO SAID GIRL PUSH-UPS DON'T COUNT? 435 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,127 HOW YOU WANT TO PAY ME, CASH OR CHECK? 436 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,001 OH, LOOK AT THEM ARMS STARTING TO SHAKE. 437 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,036 {\an8}COME ON. 438 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,671 {\an8}COME ON. 439 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,974 AAH! OOF! 440 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:18,511 OKAY, STAN, NOW YOU READY TO GET STARTED FOR REAL? 441 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:21,047 {\an8}MAN, WHAT TYPE OF SHIT IS THIS? 442 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,650 HYDROSTATIC WEIGHING. 443 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:26,986 IT'S HOW WE'RE GONNA DETERMINE HOW MUCH BODY FAT YOU REALLY HAVE. 444 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,489 I DON'T NEED MY BALLS WASHED TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I WEIGH. 445 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,257 {\an8}HOLD YOUR BREATH, STAN. 446 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,626 THIS AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A SOUTHERN BAPTISM. 447 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,695 IT'S CALLED MODERN TECHNOLOGY, STAN. 448 00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:38,431 RECENTLY, THE BREWERS HAVE INCORPORATED NEW METHODS 449 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,967 OF TRAINING INTO THEIR EXERCISE REGIMEN. 450 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,603 WE'RE GONNA GET YOU STARTED ON THIS BAD BOY. 451 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,605 LOOK AT THIS. MM-HMM. 452 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,440 THIS LOOKS LIKE SOME PUNISHMENT. 453 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,476 {\an8}ACTUALLY, IT'S VERY GENTLE. 454 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,010 IT'S CALLED PILATES. 455 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,144 PI-WHAT? 456 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,482 BREATHE IN. 457 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,518 OKAY, FEEL THE EXTENSORS NOW. 458 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:01,320 I FEEL LIKE FLIPPER. 459 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:05,057 {\an8}* YOUNG MAN, THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN * B, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 460 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,159 {\an8}* I SAID, YOUNG MAN, PICK YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND * I'M GONNA START OFF REAL LIGHT, ABOUT 463. 461 00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:09,729 UH, YOU CAN THROW 460 ON IF YOU WANT TO, CHICKEN CHEST, 462 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,263 BUT YOUR EQUIPMENT IS RIGHT OVER THERE. 463 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:14,300 {\an8}* THERE'S NO NEED TO BE... 464 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,068 REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU -- KEEP THAT ASS UP. 465 00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:17,570 {\an8}* YOUNG MAN ALL RIGHT, PUSH! 466 00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,572 WHOA, WHERE YOU GOING? GET BACK HERE. 467 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:21,307 IS THIS A JOKE? 468 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,175 IT'S ONLY A JOKE IF YOU THINK WEAK ABS ARE FUNNY. 469 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:24,811 FEEL IT IN YOUR LATS? 470 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,313 YOU ASK ME ABOUT MY LATS. YEAH, I FEEL IT! 471 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,081 MY SPINE AND MY BUTT, TOO! 472 00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:30,383 PUSH IT! PUSH IT! PUSH IT! 473 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,819 COME ON! {\an8}AAAAH! 474 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:41,661 {\an8}* IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y.M.C.A. ♪ 475 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:45,064 {\an8}* THEY HAVE EVERYTHING FOR YOU MEN TO ENJOY * COME ON, NOW. 476 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:48,167 {\an8}* YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH ALL THE BOYS ♪ 477 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,769 {\an8}* IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y.M.C.A. * WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHERE YOU GOING? 478 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:52,038 GET BACK HERE. GET BACK HERE. 479 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:55,274 {\an8}* IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y.M.C.A. ♪ 480 00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:57,477 WHOOOO! YEAH! 481 00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,613 {\an8}* YOU CAN GET YOURSELF CLEAN, YOU CAN HAVE A GOOD MEAL ♪ 482 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:03,550 {\an8}* YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU FEEL ♪ 483 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:04,584 {\an8}STAND UP. 484 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:07,119 {\an8}* Y.M.C.A. SIT DOWN. 485 00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:08,254 {\an8}COME ON, NOW UP. 486 00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:10,122 42. 487 00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:11,591 43. 488 00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,560 LOOK AT THIS BOY GO. COME ON. 489 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:15,695 LOOK AT YOUR BOY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? STAN ROSS. 490 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,396 TELL 'EM YOUR NAME. STAN ROSS. 491 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:18,731 WHO ARE YOU? STAN ROSS! 492 00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:20,533 LOUDER! THEY CALL ME THE BOSS. 493 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,535 WHO? 'CAUSE I PAY THE COST. 494 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:26,706 WHY? 'CAUSE I'M ST-A-A-AN ROSS! 495 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:30,710 {\an8}* YOU CAN GET YOURSELF CLEAN, YOU CAN HAVE A GOOD MEAL ♪ 496 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,579 {\an8}* YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU FEEL ♪ 497 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:35,314 SO, TOMORROW, MAN, YOU READY? 498 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:38,485 GAME'S CHANGED A LOT SINCE WE LAST PLAYED. 499 00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:40,319 I STILL SEE THE BALL. I STILL HIT THE BALL. 500 00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:42,254 MM-HMM. 501 00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:43,656 ALL DAY. 502 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,193 BUT I DO MISS PLAYIN'. 503 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:51,097 I KNOW I ALWAYS SAID I DIDN'T, BUT I DO. 504 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,735 AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE HITTIN' IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES... 505 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:58,337 BEIN' A PART OF THAT GREAT TRADITION. 506 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,340 I NEVER FELT THAT TYPE OF RESPECT 507 00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:03,342 THAT I FELT ON THE BALL FIELD -- 508 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:05,111 THAT KIND OF ATTENTION. 509 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:09,782 OH, SHOOT, THAT REMINDS ME. 510 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:11,818 YOU GOT A CALL THIS AFTERNOON. 511 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,821 SOME AD-AGENCY GUY FROM NEW YORK. 512 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:16,455 ENDORSEMENT? 513 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:17,690 WAS IT REEBOK? 514 00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:20,359 IT'S NOT REEBOK. 515 00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:22,394 ADIDAS OR NIKE? 516 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,565 VIAGRA. 517 00:24:26,332 --> 00:24:27,600 WHAT? 518 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:30,870 VIAGRA, MAN. YOU'D BE THE SPOKESMAN. 519 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:33,205 I AIN'T GONNA BE NO DAMN SPOKESMAN FOR NO VIAGRA. 520 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:37,276 I CAN STILL SWING MY BAT, BO. 521 00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:40,146 {\an8}Man: YOU READY TO ROLL HERE? 522 00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:44,784 {\an8}OKAY, THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS 523 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:48,821 ARE PLEASED TO BE ABLE TO HELP A MEMBER OF THE BREWER FAMILY 524 00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:51,691 RECLAIM HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE IN BASEBALL HISTORY. 525 00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:55,394 {\an8}SO IT IS WITH GREAT PRIDE THAT I INTRODUCE TO YOU 526 00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:59,866 {\an8}THE ONCE AND FUTURE MR. 3000, STAN ROSS. 527 00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:01,668 THANK YOU. 528 00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:06,405 THANK YOU, MR. SCHEMBRI, 529 00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:09,208 AND TO THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ORGANIZATION. 530 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:10,877 AND I PROMISE YOU, IT WON'T BE LIKE LAST TIME 531 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,645 WHEN I'M IN FRONT OF THE MICROPHONE 532 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:13,813 WITH ALL THAT CUSSIN' AND SHIT, YOU KNOW? 533 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,383 HEY, STAN. STAN. {\an8}YES? 534 00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:19,686 {\an8}IS THIS ONLY ABOUT GETTING BACK TO 3,000 HITS, 535 00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:21,520 OR DO YOU TRULY BELIEVE YOU CAN HELP MAKE THE BREWERS 536 00:25:21,721 --> 00:25:23,522 MORE COMPETITIVE ON THE FIELD? 537 00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:25,257 HOW COULD I NOT MAKE THEM MORE COMPETITIVE? 538 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:26,726 LET ME BE A LITTLE BIT POLITE HERE. 539 00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:28,761 THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE WEAK. 540 00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,730 {\an8}Man: HERE WE GO. WHO THEY GOT? 541 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:34,266 THEY'RE A LITTLE LEAGUE TEAM. YOU ALL KNOW IT. 542 00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:37,770 THEY NEED ME. {\an8}HOW DO YOU THINK YOU'LL ADJUST TO THE CONTEMPORARY GAME? 543 00:25:37,804 --> 00:25:40,673 YOU EVER HEARD OF HAROLD MELVIN & THE BLUE NOTES? 544 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,274 EARTH, WIND & FIRE? 545 00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:45,277 SOME THINGS JUST ALWAYS PLAY WELL. 546 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:47,379 {\an8}A LITTLE "OLD SCHOOL" IS EXACTLY WHAT THIS TEAM NEEDS. 547 00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:49,348 {\an8}YOU NERVOUS? WHAT IF YOU DON'T HIT? 548 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:50,617 WHAT'S THAT? 549 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:53,519 {\an8}I SAID, "WHAT IF YOU DON'T HIT?" 550 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,554 IF ALL THIS TALK IS JUST TALK, 551 00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:57,690 {\an8}AND IT BECOMES OBVIOUS THAT YOU'RE HURTING THE TEAM, 552 00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:59,626 WILL YOU TAKE YOURSELF OUT OF THE LINEUP? 553 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:01,694 I SAID I'M GONNA HIT. 554 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,763 AND WHEN I SAY I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING, I DO IT. 555 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:05,431 THAT'S NOT ALWAYS HOW IT WORKS. 556 00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:06,899 WELL, IT IS FOR ME. 557 00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:08,534 NOT THE WAY I REMEMBER. 558 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,369 {\an8}WELL, MAYBE YOU REMEMBER SOMETHING 559 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,738 YOU THOUGHT I SAID I WAS GONNA DO, 560 00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:13,873 BUT DIDN'T SAY I WAS GONNA DO IT, 561 00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:16,776 'CAUSE I COLD-BLOOD DO EVERYTHING I SAY I'M GONNA DO. 562 00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:18,878 IS THAT THE WAY YOU WERE RAISED? 563 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:21,380 {\an8}STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN, LIKE 6:00. 564 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:24,283 SO WHAT DOES YOUR MAMA THINK ABOUT ALL THIS COMEBACK FOOLISHNESS? 565 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:26,719 W-W-WHY ARE WE GETTING ON THIS MAMA STUFF? 566 00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:27,654 {\an8}OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY, FOLKS. 567 00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:28,988 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 568 00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:30,990 {\an8}Man: JUST GET ONE MORE QUESTION, SIR. 569 00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:32,692 GET IN LINE. 570 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,962 YOU REALLY NAILED HIM ON THAT ONE. 571 00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:37,964 MAUREEN. 572 00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:40,266 HEY. 573 00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:41,467 WHAT YOU DOING HERE? 574 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,402 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 575 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,304 I'M COVERING THE STORY FOR ESPN. 576 00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:46,739 UH-HUH. WHY YOU, THOUGH? 577 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:49,809 THEY SENT ME. 578 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:52,411 JUST BY CHANCE, YOU AIN'T HERE TO SEE ME? 579 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,613 NO, I'M ON ASSIGNMENT. 580 00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:56,983 THEY ASKED ME TO COVER A STORY, SO I'M COVERING IT, PERIOD. 581 00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:01,788 I'LL SEE YOU AT THE BALL PARK. 582 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:05,357 MO, MO, MO, MO. WAIT, WAIT. 583 00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:08,661 HOW ABOUT AN EXCLUSIVE? 584 00:27:09,696 --> 00:27:10,629 UH-HUH. 585 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,765 SEE? 586 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,466 YOU AND ME? 587 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,635 HUH? 588 00:27:19,672 --> 00:27:21,974 SO YOU THINK YOU'LL GET THREE HITS IN YOUR FIRST THREE AT-BATS 589 00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:23,609 AND GET THIS THING OVER WITH? 590 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:26,645 COME ON, MO, I'M 47 YEARS OLD. 591 00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:28,815 IT'LL PROBABLY TAKE ME MAYBE... 592 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,016 FOUR AT-BATS. 593 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,520 YOU'RE ONE OF A KIND, STAN ROSS. 594 00:27:34,553 --> 00:27:36,522 {\an8}THANK YOU FOR SITTING DOWN WITH US. 595 00:27:36,555 --> 00:27:37,489 GOOD LUCK TONIGHT. 596 00:27:37,523 --> 00:27:38,791 THANK YOU. 597 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:42,895 THAT'S IT. THANKS, GUYS. THAT'S A WRAP. 598 00:27:42,929 --> 00:27:44,964 THAT WASN'T TOO BAD, NOW, WAS IT? THAT WAS GREAT. 599 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:46,665 AFTER I GET MY HITS TODAY, 600 00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:48,500 YOU WANT TO COME BY THE HOUSE AND CELEBRATE? 601 00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:51,738 YOU KNOW, YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MIND ON THE GAME, MR. 3000. 602 00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:54,140 YOU THINKIN', EH? 603 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:55,875 WELL, WE'LL SEE IN A FEW HOURS, WON'T WE? 604 00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:04,884 STAN, YOU DA MAN. 605 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:06,819 LIVIN' LEGEND, BABY. 606 00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:10,389 YES, SIR, ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS WALK UP IN THERE 607 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,458 AND TAKE THOSE YOUNGSTERS TO SCHOOL. 608 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,661 HEY, OH, GOOD. BUDDY, BUDDY, COME HERE. 609 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,164 {\an8}HELP ME OUT, PLEASE. THIS ZIPPER! 610 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:19,498 UH, HEY, CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND? 611 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,533 YOU BEST MEAN HANDSHAKE. 612 00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:24,771 YOU'RE STAN ROSS. 613 00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:26,939 STAN! STAN! HUGE FAN. YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUT. 614 00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:28,841 YOU GOTTA UNZIP ME. I'M GONNA TELL ALL MY BUDDIES. 615 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,877 "STAN ROSS UNZIPPED MY PANTS." 616 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,444 YOU CRAZY. 617 00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:34,380 OH, CRAZY? THINKIN' I'M CRAZY? 618 00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:36,448 {\an8}WHERE IS HE? 619 00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:37,850 STAN, STAN, STAN, STAN. 620 00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:39,718 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, STAN -- I AIN'T CRAZY! 621 00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:41,420 CRAZY FOR ASKING YOU TO GIVE ME A HAND! 622 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,735 {\an8}Woman: YEAH, GOOD LUCK ON TONIGHT'S GAME. 623 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:03,876 HA HA, NOW THIS SHIT IS ALL RIGHT. 624 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:06,478 {\an8}UH-HUH, SOUND EFFECTS COULD BE A LITTLE BIT LOUDER 625 00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:07,947 WHEN A BROTHER HIT, THOUGH. 626 00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:10,482 THAT SHIT SHOULD SOUND LIKE A CANNON! 627 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:15,687 {\an8}MR. ROSS. 628 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:18,557 I'M RICK, THE CLUBHOUSE ASSISTANT. 629 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,726 JUST STAN. I'M JUST STAN. 630 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,129 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S YOUR LOCKER RIGHT OVER THERE. {\an8}THANK YOU. 631 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:24,831 {\an8}Man on television: THE ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS 632 00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:26,532 {\an8}AND THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS. 633 00:29:28,801 --> 00:29:30,669 {\an8}GO AHEAD, MAN, IT'S IN MY LOCKER. 634 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,944 I'M STAN ROSS. 635 00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:14,981 {\an8}I KNOW VERY WELL WHO YOU ARE. 636 00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:18,650 I GREW UP WATCHING YOUR EXCELLENT PLAY ON TELEVISION. 637 00:30:18,851 --> 00:30:21,587 YOU ARE HERO TO MANY YOUNG JAPANESE PLAYERS. 638 00:30:24,056 --> 00:30:26,625 BUT YOU HAVE HOLE IN YOUR ASS. 639 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,294 HOLE IN MY ASS? 640 00:30:29,728 --> 00:30:31,864 {\an8}WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? THAT'S FUKUDA. 641 00:30:31,898 --> 00:30:34,033 HE WAS TAUGHT ENGLISH PRETTY GOOD IN SCHOOL IN JAPAN, 642 00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:36,502 BUT THEY NEVER TAUGHT HIM TO CUSS WORTH A DAMN. 643 00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:38,170 BUT WHY HE CUSS ME OUT? I AIN'T NEVER DID NOTHIN' TO HIM. 644 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:41,007 BROTHER, YOU'RE LOOKING AT 25 LITTLE LEAGUERS IN HERE 645 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,641 WHO ALL WANT TO GIVE YOU AN ASS-WHUPPING. 646 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:45,177 {\an8}OH, 6-3! 6-3, MAN! 647 00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:46,845 6-4. 648 00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:48,814 {\an8}YOU'RE RIGHT, 6-4. I WAS TRYING TO CHEAT. 649 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,917 MINADEO, SKILLETT -- SECOND AND SHORT. 650 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:53,319 THEY'LL GO AT IT OVER ANYTHING. 651 00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:55,854 {\an8}WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? NO! THAT'S OUT -- THAT'S HALF OUT. 652 00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:58,724 IT ALL GOT TO BE IN THE BASKET. IT HALF WENT IN. 653 00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:00,692 {\an8}IT HAS TO GO IN, ALL OF IT. SKILLETT, YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO PULL THIS. 654 00:31:00,726 --> 00:31:02,061 WHAT DO YOU SAY, GRANDPA? DOES THAT COUNT? 655 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:03,662 GRANDPA? 656 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:04,897 {\an8}Man: HERE IT IS. UH-OH. LINEUP! 657 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:10,102 BASE HIT, DINNER'S ON ME. 658 00:31:10,136 --> 00:31:12,738 AH, YES! NOW BATTING LEADOFF. 659 00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:15,174 {\an8}SKILLS THAT PAY THE BILLS. 660 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,043 {\an8}WHOO! 661 00:31:26,052 --> 00:31:29,255 {\an8}WAS PANAS HERE YET BACK WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING? 662 00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:31,123 YEAH, HE WAS HERE. 663 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:33,125 BUT I DON'T THINK I WAS ONE OF HIS FAVORITES, THOUGH. 664 00:31:33,159 --> 00:31:35,594 {\an8}STAN ROSS, YOU BAT EIGHTH! HA HA! 665 00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:38,230 EIGHTH? THAT'S FOR BANJO HITTERS. 666 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:40,699 MAN, I NEVER BATTED LOWER THAN FIFTH IN MY LIFE. 667 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,935 {\an8}YOU BAT THAT NOW, YOU SON OF MY DICK. 668 00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:45,104 SON OF MY DICK? 669 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:40,659 HEY, WHAT SIZE YOU SWINGING OVER THERE, OLD SCHOOL? 670 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:43,329 34 OUNCE, LIKE I ALWAYS HAVE. 671 00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:47,366 YOU SURE YOU CAN STILL GET AROUND WITH THAT 672 00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:49,101 AT YOUR OLD AGE? 673 00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:51,103 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME. 674 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:53,105 I'VE BEEN SWINGING THIS THING SWEET 675 00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:54,873 BEFORE YOU KNEW WHICH SIDE OF THE BAT WAS THE GOOD END. 676 00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,145 WHOO! 677 00:33:03,015 --> 00:33:04,783 YEAH, I SWING A 36 MYSELF. 678 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:05,817 YEAH, BIG TALK. 679 00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:09,321 I GOT A HAMMER MY DAMN SELF. 680 00:33:10,089 --> 00:33:11,357 WHEW. 681 00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:12,758 COME ON, COACH. 682 00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:17,363 {\an8}Man: ROSS, YOU SUCK! 683 00:33:19,365 --> 00:33:21,833 HOW'S IT FEEL, STAN? 684 00:33:21,867 --> 00:33:24,370 {\an8}HOW ABOUT AN INTERVIEW AFTER THE GAME? HOW YOU FEEL PHYSICALLY, STAN? 685 00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:26,172 COME ON, NOW, DON'T DISTRACT ME WHEN I'M HITTIN'. 686 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,007 HITTING'S MY BUSINESS. 687 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:39,685 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. {\an8}YEAH, THERE YOU GO. LOOKIN' GOOD, STAN. 688 00:33:39,718 --> 00:33:41,487 {\an8}Man: STAN! STILL THE WIZARD OF WOOD! 689 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,921 {\an8}BINGO. 690 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:45,691 OH, YEAH. 691 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:48,794 I'M ABOUT TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. 692 00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:53,865 {\an8}Crowd: CHARGE! 693 00:33:56,068 --> 00:33:58,370 CHARGE! 694 00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:02,441 CHARGE! 695 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,712 {\an8}Announcer: BOTTOM OF THE THIRD, AND THE CHEERS YOU HEAR -- 696 00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:08,947 AND THE BOOS, FOR THAT MATTER -- 697 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,749 ARE FOR STAN ROSS. 698 00:34:10,949 --> 00:34:13,719 {\an8}IT'S THE REASON MOST OF THE 38,000-PLUS FANS 699 00:34:13,752 --> 00:34:15,187 {\an8}ARE HERE TONIGHT. 700 00:34:18,124 --> 00:34:23,529 {\an8}Man onFIRST BASEMAN, NUMBER 21, STAN ROSS. 701 00:34:43,014 --> 00:34:44,750 THIS GUY THROWS PRETTY HARD, POPS. 702 00:34:44,783 --> 00:34:46,418 IS THAT RIGHT? 703 00:34:46,452 --> 00:34:48,754 WELL, I HIT PRETTY HARD, SON. 704 00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:54,993 STRIKE ONE. 705 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:02,000 COME ON, STAN. BE AGGRESSIVE. 706 00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:03,269 I AM. 707 00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:04,903 JUST STAY FOCUSED. KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL. 708 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,472 I'M LOOKING DEAD AT IT. 709 00:35:06,505 --> 00:35:07,105 I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 710 00:35:07,139 --> 00:35:08,174 COME ON IN. 711 00:35:08,374 --> 00:35:09,975 I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE. 712 00:35:10,008 --> 00:35:12,010 THIS AIN'T MY FIRST PICNIC, BABY. 713 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:17,416 {\an8}STRIKE! OOH! STAN WAS A HAIR OFF 714 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:20,352 TIMING THAT BIG BREAKING BALL FROM HAMILTON. 715 00:35:20,386 --> 00:35:22,354 {\an8}OF COURSE, ALL SEASON LONG, A LOT OF HITTERS, 716 00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:24,423 {\an8}WHO AREN'T 47 YEARS OLD, 717 00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:26,525 {\an8}HAVE BEEN FOOLED BY HAMILTON. 718 00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,494 AND WE'RE THE LITTLE LEAGUERS? 719 00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:31,997 NOT SO AGGRESSIVE, BABY. 720 00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:33,832 WHEW. FOCUS. 721 00:35:37,002 --> 00:35:38,304 {\an8}HE PLAYIN' TO YOU. 722 00:35:38,337 --> 00:35:39,871 {\an8}LET HIM PLAY TO YOU, BABY. COME ON. 723 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:43,542 COME ON, STAN. COME ON, BABY. 724 00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:48,113 STRIKE! 725 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:50,115 {\an8}Announcer: INSIDE FASTBALL, 726 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,818 {\an8}AND STAN ROSS IS OUT OF THERE ON THREE STRAIGHT PITCHES. 727 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:55,287 {\an8}IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A LONG NIGHT 728 00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:57,489 {\an8}FOR THE KING OF SWING. 729 00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:09,535 WHAT UP? WELCOME TO "SportsCenter." 730 00:36:09,935 --> 00:36:11,903 STUART SCOTT WITH YOU. WE GOT SOME MORE BASEBALL. 731 00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:13,505 BRAVES AND BREWERS. 732 00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:14,973 WHO CARES? 733 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,308 WELL, STAN ROSS CARES. 734 00:36:16,342 --> 00:36:18,244 THE FIRST WEEK AT BAT 735 00:36:18,277 --> 00:36:20,346 WAS A LOT LIKE THE FIRST WEEK OUT OF THE WOMB FOR STAN -- 736 00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:21,980 A WHOLE LOT OF DROOLING 737 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,849 AND A WHOLE LOT OF JUST FLAILING AROUND 738 00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:25,551 FOR THE ERSTWHILE KING OF SWING. 739 00:36:25,584 --> 00:36:28,086 {\an8}LET'S CHECK OUT THE HIGHLIGHTS. 740 00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:30,522 {\an8}WELL, STAN THE MAN MORE LIKE STAN THE STATUE, 741 00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:32,558 {\an8}JUST CHILLIN' AT A CURVE FOR STRIKE ONE. 742 00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:35,227 {\an8}NEXT PITCH -- NOW, WAIT A SECOND. 743 00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:37,596 {\an8}WHAT WAS IT THAT STAN SAID ABOUT THE REST OF HIS TEAM? 744 00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,665 THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE WEAK. 745 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:41,032 WHO THEY GOT? 746 00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,101 THEY'RE A LITTLE LEAGUE TEAM. 747 00:36:43,134 --> 00:36:44,035 THEY NEED ME. 748 00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:46,405 {\an8}UH-HUH. LITTLE LEAGUERS, HUH? 749 00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:48,274 {\an8}WELL, MY 9-YEAR-OLD, I THINK, HAS A BETTER SWING 750 00:36:48,307 --> 00:36:50,041 {\an8}AND BETTER EYES THAN THAT. 751 00:36:50,075 --> 00:36:52,544 {\an8}OH! JUST CHILLIN' AT A CALLED STRIKE THREE, 752 00:36:52,578 --> 00:36:56,181 {\an8}AND, WELL, THAT'LL GET YOU SOME HALITOSIS ACTION. 753 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:59,084 {\an8}YEAH, WHEN YOU GET JUST A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO THE UMPIRE. 754 00:36:59,285 --> 00:37:01,587 {\an8}STAN'S NOT DONE. I THINK HE DECIDED TO DO A LITTLE BIT OF SPRING CLEANING. 755 00:37:01,987 --> 00:37:04,189 {\an8}EITHER THAT, OR HE JUST WANTS TO SYMBOLIZE 756 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,091 {\an8}HOW WELL HE'S BEEN PLAYING. 757 00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:08,126 {\an8}YEAH, GARBAGE! 758 00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:11,129 {\an8}NOW, I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT EVERY BREWER BUT STAN HAD A HIT, 759 00:37:11,162 --> 00:37:14,633 BUT I AM GONNA SAY THAT EVERY BREWER BUT STAN THAT {\an8}PLAYED 760 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:16,101 HAD A HIT. 761 00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:17,536 OUR MAUREEN SIMMONS WAS AT THE GAME 762 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,271 AND HAD POSTGAME DUTY. 763 00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:23,074 NOT THE DAY STAN ROSS OR THE MILWAUKEE FANS HAD IN MIND. 764 00:37:23,108 --> 00:37:26,044 WORD AROUND THE ORGANIZATION IS THAT MANAGER GUS PANAS 765 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:28,914 {\an8}IS PARTICULARLY UNHAPPY HAVING ROSS BACK IN THE LINEUP. 766 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:30,616 APPARENTLY HE HASN'T FORGOTTEN THE WAY 767 00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:32,451 THAT STAN ABANDONED THE TEAM 768 00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:35,220 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PENNANT RACE NINE YEARS AGO. 769 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,221 STUART. 770 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:39,257 {\an8}THE PRESS IS HAVING A FIELD DAY. 771 00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:41,627 HEY, THEY'RE JUST GETTING EVEN WITH STAN 772 00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:43,429 FOR ALL THOSE YEARS OF ABUSE... 773 00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:45,230 FOR TURNING THIS TEAM INTO A LAUGHINGSTOCK. 774 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:48,434 FIVE GAMES AND HASN'T GOTTEN CLOSE TO A HIT. 775 00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:50,669 HOW LONG DO WE LET THIS GO ON? 776 00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:56,041 WE GOT 35,000 PEOPLE IN THE PARK TODAY. 777 00:37:58,344 --> 00:38:00,946 WE'RE COMMITTED TO THIS... 778 00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:03,949 WHETHER STAN ROSS EVER GETS ANOTHER HIT OR NOT. 779 00:38:06,485 --> 00:38:08,987 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ANYTHING STRONGER THAN THAT CLUB SODA? 780 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:10,622 OH, NO, I'M GOOD. 781 00:38:10,656 --> 00:38:12,458 THANKS, BOCA. 782 00:38:12,491 --> 00:38:14,192 WHY YOU CALL HIM BOCA? 783 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:16,194 LOOK AT HIM. 784 00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:18,597 HE LOOK LIKE HE'S READY FOR BOCA RATON WITH THEM TRACKSUITS ON. 785 00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,031 STAN DON'T APPRECIATE MY VELOUR. 786 00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:22,033 {\an8}THAT'S ALL HE WEARS. 787 00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:24,536 MO, I SWEAR, HE HAS A BLACK ONE FOR FUNERALS. 788 00:38:24,570 --> 00:38:26,538 JUST COMIN' FROM ME, I THINK MY MAN 789 00:38:26,572 --> 00:38:28,640 TAKE HIS OLD REEBOK ENDORSEMENT DEAL A LITTLE BIT TOO SERIOUS. 790 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,477 HEY, A LIFETIME SUPPLY. THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU. 791 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,445 NO, NO, THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU. {\an8}NO, I LOVE YOU MORE. 792 00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:35,113 {\an8}NO, NO, I LOVE YOU MORE. 793 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:37,115 NO. NO, NO, I STARTED THE LOVE. {\an8}YOU -- 794 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,117 {\an8}AND YOUR LIFE'S BEEN RICHER EVER SINCE. 795 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:40,486 I HEAR YOU. 796 00:38:40,519 --> 00:38:42,153 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MO. 797 00:38:42,187 --> 00:38:43,589 MM, YOU TOO, TONY. 798 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,993 SO... 799 00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:50,629 YOU HIRE A FANCY DECORATOR TO HELP YOU DO THIS PLACE? 800 00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:52,431 GIRL, YOU NEED TO QUIT FIGHTIN'. 801 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,500 YOU KNOW DOGGONE WELL 802 00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:56,735 YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE OLD AND TIRED WHEN I QUIT THE GAME. 803 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:59,337 HONESTLY, I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT. OH, YEAH, YOU THOUGHT IT. 804 00:38:59,371 --> 00:39:01,039 BUT I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. 805 00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:03,041 I OWN THIS PLACE, AND I OWN ALL THE STORES NEXT DOOR. 806 00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:05,677 3000 SUDS, 3000 WOKS, AND 3000 BEEPS. 807 00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:08,046 MM-HMM. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE COMIN' BACK -- 808 00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:09,648 SO ALL THEM NAMES STILL MAKE SENSE. 809 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:12,183 SISTER, YOU KNOW WHY I'M COMIN' BACK. 810 00:39:12,217 --> 00:39:13,685 'CAUSE I DESERVE TO BE IN THE HALL OF FAME 811 00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,186 WITH ALL THE OTHER IMMORTALS. 812 00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:16,522 YOU KNOW... 813 00:39:16,722 --> 00:39:19,324 YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T WORD IT LIKE THAT. 814 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,192 IS THAT RIGHT? MM-HMM. 815 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,532 WHAT? OH, YOU KNOW WHAT. 816 00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:29,334 YOU BETTER HUSH. YOU EATIN' THAT STEAK. OOH, LET ME SEE SOMETHING. 817 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:31,269 COME HERE. FLEX. MNH-MNH. 818 00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:32,738 MO, MO, BABY, LOOK AT YOU. COME ON, MO. I'M EATING, STAN. 819 00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:34,205 LOOK AT YOU, MO. 820 00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:36,174 OHO! 821 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,676 AND QUICK STILL. 822 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:40,211 YOU GONNA EAT THIS? 823 00:39:40,412 --> 00:39:42,781 YOU SURE GOT TIME TO EAT. 824 00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:44,750 {\an8}BABY, YOU HUNGRIER THAN A HOSTAGE. 825 00:39:44,783 --> 00:39:47,218 OOH, TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME. 826 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,756 {\an8}THAT KILLED ME THERE, I'LL TELL YA. 827 00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:53,191 {\an8}I THOUGHT THE LADY MUST HAVE -- 828 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:55,060 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 829 00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:56,628 YOU DON'T TRAIN NO MORE. 830 00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:58,396 YOU DON'T DRINK NO MORE. MNH-MNH. 831 00:39:58,430 --> 00:39:59,865 NOW, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 832 00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,767 'CAUSE I REMEMBER HOW YOU USED TO DRINK 833 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,636 HALF THE AMERICAN LEAGUE UNDERNEATH THE TABLE. 834 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,805 NO, I REALIZED I HAD TO START CUTTIN' LOOSE 835 00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:08,540 FROM THOSE THINGS THAT WEREN'T GETTING ME ANYWHERE. 836 00:40:08,574 --> 00:40:10,108 WHERE YOU NEED TO BE GETTIN'? 837 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:11,443 ON WITH MY LIFE. 838 00:40:11,477 --> 00:40:13,244 WE DON'T STAY YOUNG FOREVER, STAN. 839 00:40:13,278 --> 00:40:14,646 COME ON, COME ON. YOU KNOW WE'RE YOUNG ENOUGH. 840 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:18,216 OOH, I DON'T THINK SO, MR. ROSS. 841 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:20,719 COME ON, NOW. I KNOW YOU REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE. 842 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:23,254 YOU CAN'T SAY WE DIDN'T HAVE SOMETHING PRETTY SPECIAL. GOOD NIGHT. 843 00:40:23,288 --> 00:40:26,091 WHAT ABOUT KANSAS CITY? THAT WAS A MIND-BLOWING WEEKEND. 844 00:40:26,124 --> 00:40:28,760 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU FORGOT ABOUT THAT? BYE-BYE. 845 00:40:28,794 --> 00:40:32,498 CLEVELAND, WHEN I HAD YOUR TOENAILS POPPIN' OFF LIKE REDENBACHER. 846 00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:34,833 BYE. COME ON, HOW ABOUT TORON-- 847 00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:38,504 GOD. 848 00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:41,306 {\an8}UH-HUH. OH. 849 00:40:41,339 --> 00:40:43,141 COME ON, SAY IT. {\an8}COME ON, NOW. 850 00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:44,843 YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO SURPRISE ME IN TORONTO. 851 00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:46,645 YOU KNOW HOW THOSE CANADIAN GROUPIES ARE. 852 00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:47,646 COME ON, NOW. YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW WHAT? 853 00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:49,247 DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP. 854 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,682 YOU'RE A SELFISH MAN. YOU ALWAYS WERE. 855 00:40:52,618 --> 00:40:54,653 OKAY, IF YOU SO UPSET, 856 00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:56,287 WHY WAS YOU WILLING TO GET BACK WITH ME EVERY NOW AND THEN? 857 00:40:56,321 --> 00:40:57,856 YEAH, WE GOT TOGETHER FOR A NIGHT, 858 00:40:57,889 --> 00:40:59,758 BUT I DIDN'T STAY FOR BREAKFAST, NOW, DID I? 859 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,927 WE'D STILL BE DOIN' IT IF YOU DIDN'T TAKE THAT ESPN GIG. 860 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,630 WELL, WHEN THERE'S A BETTER OFFER ON THE TABLE, 861 00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:06,364 YOU GOTTA TAKE IT. 862 00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:09,434 I'LL PAY FOR IT. 863 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:10,836 BYE-BYE. 864 00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:16,642 {\an8}Announcer: THE COUNT IS 1-1 ON THE SECOND BASEMAN MINADEO. 865 00:41:16,675 --> 00:41:19,444 {\an8}BREWERS DOWN BY 4. RUNNER AT FIRST. 866 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:22,347 {\an8}THEY SURE COULD USE A LITTLE SPARK HERE. 867 00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:24,950 {\an8}GLICKMAN NOW ON THE MOUND, WORKING FROM THE STRETCH. 868 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,618 {\an8}THROWS TO FIRST, AND THEY'VE PICKED HIM OFF. 869 00:41:26,652 --> 00:41:29,320 {\an8}SKILLETT IS CAUGHT NAPPING. 870 00:41:29,354 --> 00:41:31,456 {\an8}WHEN IS THIS BALL CLUB GOING TO WAKE UP? 871 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,458 {\an8}ANOTHER MISTAKE. 872 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:36,227 {\an8}MINADEO STEPS BACK IN. 873 00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:38,530 {\an8}HERE'S THE WIND AND THE PITCH. 874 00:41:38,564 --> 00:41:40,632 {\an8}SWUNG ON, A ONE-HOPPER BACK TO THE MOUND. SHIT! 875 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:42,534 {\an8}HE BOBBLES IT, BUT WHAT'S MINADEO DOING? 876 00:41:42,568 --> 00:41:44,736 {\an8}HE'S NOT RUNNING. NOW THEY PICK IT UP. 877 00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:46,738 {\an8}THE THROW TO FIRST, AND HE'S OUT. 878 00:41:46,772 --> 00:41:48,674 AAH! COME ON! 879 00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:51,877 {\an8}Stan: LOOK AT THAT. 880 00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:55,313 {\an8}THERE SHOULD BE A MAN ON FIRST AND SECOND RIGHT NOW. 881 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:57,749 BUT EASY, GUS. DON'T GET EXCITED. 882 00:41:57,783 --> 00:42:01,386 I DON'T WANT YOU TO POP NO BLOOD VESSEL. 883 00:42:01,419 --> 00:42:03,421 WHAT YOU-ALL HAVIN', PRAYER? 884 00:42:03,454 --> 00:42:06,191 {\an8}Announcer: THE ONLY SHINING STAR ON THE TEAM THESE DAYS 885 00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:09,595 {\an8}IS THEIR STRAPPING YOUNG OUTFIELDER, T-REX PENNEBAKER. 886 00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:11,763 {\an8}BUT EVEN HIS IMPRESSIVE POWER NUMBERS 887 00:42:11,963 --> 00:42:15,266 {\an8}HAVE DONE LITTLE TO STOP THE BREWERS' LOSING STREAK. 888 00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:19,805 {\an8}PENNEBAKER DIGS IN. 889 00:42:22,473 --> 00:42:25,577 {\an8}AND HERE'S THE WINDUP AND THE PITCH. 890 00:42:25,777 --> 00:42:28,614 {\an8}SWUNG ON AND A DEEP, DEEP DRIVE TO LEFT FIELD. 891 00:42:28,814 --> 00:42:30,248 {\an8}IT'S GOING, GOING... 892 00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:31,750 {\an8}IT IS... 893 00:42:31,783 --> 00:42:33,619 {\an8}GONE! 894 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,960 {\an8}4-1. 895 00:42:41,993 --> 00:42:44,763 {\an8}YET ANOTHER BASES-EMPTY HOME RUN 896 00:42:44,796 --> 00:42:47,398 {\an8}FOR T-REX PENNEBAKER. 897 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:54,806 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 898 00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:56,808 THAT RIGHT THERE? 899 00:42:56,842 --> 00:42:58,576 THAT'S A LITTLE SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN' FOR "SportsCenter." 900 00:42:58,610 --> 00:43:01,412 PLUS, THAT'S GONNA LOOK TIGHT IN NEXT YEAR'S VIDEO GAME. 901 00:43:06,752 --> 00:43:08,620 {\an8}WHAT THE HELL YOU CALL YOURSELF DOIN'? 902 00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:11,723 YO, I'M PUTTIN' THE SHOW IN THE SHOW. 903 00:43:11,757 --> 00:43:13,759 BUT YOUR TEAM LOSIN'. 904 00:43:13,792 --> 00:43:15,894 INSTEAD OF YOU PLAYIN', YOU MAKIN' LIKE MR. BOJANGLES. 905 00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:18,730 I JUST HIT A HOME RUN, SON. {\an8}YEAH! 906 00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:21,733 MAYBE YOU WAS TAKIN' A GRANDPA NAP DURING THAT PART. 907 00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:24,736 BUT YOUR TEAM GETTIN' PICKED OFF. 908 00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:26,772 YOUR BOYS AIN'T BEATIN' OUT GROUNDERS. 909 00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:28,640 THERE SHOULD'VE BEEN TWO MEN ON WHEN YOU HIT THAT HOMER. 910 00:43:28,674 --> 00:43:30,408 IT SHOULD BE A BALL GAME RIGHT NOW. 911 00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:33,011 YO, SO YELL AT {\an8}THEM, OLD SCHOOL. 912 00:43:33,044 --> 00:43:35,013 GET UP OUT OF MY FACE, MAN, 'CAUSE I DID MY JOB. BUT YOU THE -- BUT YOU THE SUPERSTAR! 913 00:43:35,046 --> 00:43:36,414 YOU THE SUPERSTAR. 914 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:38,083 YOU SET THE TONE. 915 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:40,018 LISTEN HERE. 916 00:43:40,051 --> 00:43:43,288 WHEN YOU GET A BASE HIT IN THIS MILLENNIUM, 917 00:43:43,321 --> 00:43:45,757 THEN YOU CAN COME ON DOWN THERE AND TALK TO ME. 918 00:43:45,791 --> 00:43:47,325 IS THAT RIGHT? 919 00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:48,994 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 920 00:43:58,069 --> 00:44:01,840 {\an8}HEY, STAN, YOU THINK THAT DIAPER'S AFFECTING YOUR SWING? 921 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,942 MAYBE YOU SHOULD USE SOMETHING LIGHTER. 922 00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:06,778 HOW ABOUT A WIFFLE BAT? 923 00:44:06,812 --> 00:44:08,479 HOW 'BOUT I SHOVE MY HALL OF FAME BAT 924 00:44:08,513 --> 00:44:10,381 UP THE CRACK OF YOUR MASCOT ASS? 925 00:44:10,415 --> 00:44:12,617 MAKE YOU A HOT DOG ON A STICK, BITCH. 926 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,720 YEAH? I MIGHT BE A SAUSAGE WITH TEETH, 927 00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:16,855 BUT YOU SURE AS HELL AIN'T NO HALL OF FAMER. 928 00:44:18,924 --> 00:44:21,459 {\an8}* IF YOU DISRESPECT WHAT?! 929 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:25,063 {\an8}* EVERYBODY THAT YOU RUN INTO 930 00:44:25,096 --> 00:44:26,998 {\an8}Stan: LOOKS FAMILIAR? 931 00:44:27,032 --> 00:44:28,800 {\an8}FAMILIAR? 932 00:44:28,834 --> 00:44:30,869 WELL, YOU AIN'T CHANGED NOTHIN' SINCE BACK IN THE DAY. 933 00:44:30,902 --> 00:44:34,139 IN FACT, I DON'T THINK YOU EVEN VACUUMED. 934 00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:36,041 {\an8}WELL, WHY MESS WITH PERFECTION? 935 00:44:36,441 --> 00:44:38,343 OH, HONEY, NOW, I CAN THINK OF A LOT OF DESCRIPTIONS 936 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,145 FOR THIS COUCH, AND "PERFECTION" AIN'T ONE OF 'EM. 937 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:45,483 SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL OVER THERE? 938 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:46,885 HOW COME I HARDLY EVER SEE YOU ON "SportsCenter" ANYMORE? 939 00:44:46,918 --> 00:44:48,987 OH, YOU KNOW. 940 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:51,890 THEY GOT SOME PRETTY YOUNG THING THEY TRYIN' TO GROOM. 941 00:44:51,923 --> 00:44:53,859 THAT'S SOME BULL. THEY CAN'T TREAT YOU LIKE THAT. 942 00:44:53,892 --> 00:44:55,460 OH, NO, NO. I REMEMBER ONCE UPON A TIME 943 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:57,162 I PUSHED OUT THE 40-YEAR-OLD. 944 00:44:57,195 --> 00:44:59,397 LISTEN, I AIN'T BEEN PLAYIN' THIS GAME LONG ENOUGH 945 00:44:59,430 --> 00:45:01,532 NOT TO KNOW HOW IT GOES. MM-HMM. 946 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:04,569 BUT I'VE BEEN THINKIN' AHEAD TOWARD IT, YOU KNOW? 947 00:45:04,602 --> 00:45:06,504 I'M GONNA START PRODUCING NEXT YEAR. 948 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:07,705 I'M GOIN' BEHIND THE CAMERA. 949 00:45:07,739 --> 00:45:08,907 OH, YOU GO, GIRL. 950 00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:12,377 LIKE I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU, MR. ROSS, 951 00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:13,945 NOW, YOU CAN'T BEAT FATHER TIME. 952 00:45:13,979 --> 00:45:16,714 WELL, HOW COME YOU REALLY HAVEN'T SETTLED DOWN? 953 00:45:20,485 --> 00:45:22,620 THE RIGHT MAN WASN'T RIGHT. 954 00:45:23,889 --> 00:45:26,557 MM-HMM. 955 00:45:26,591 --> 00:45:28,860 {\an8}* I'VE BEEN REALLY TRYING, BABY * OH! 956 00:45:28,894 --> 00:45:30,595 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 957 00:45:30,796 --> 00:45:32,563 THAT'S MY SONG. 958 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:35,801 {\an8}* TRYING TO HOLD BACK THIS FEELING FOR SO LONG ♪ 959 00:45:35,834 --> 00:45:37,568 COME ON, BUMP WITH ME, MO. DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN'. 960 00:45:37,602 --> 00:45:38,603 COME ON, BABY. COME ON. 961 00:45:38,804 --> 00:45:39,704 I NEED YOU, NOW. 962 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:41,539 {\an8}DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN'. 963 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,474 {\an8}COME ON. COME ON OUT HERE. 964 00:45:43,508 --> 00:45:45,610 ALL RIGHT, ONLY 'CAUSE I LIKE THIS SONG, TOO, 965 00:45:45,643 --> 00:45:47,145 NOT 'CAUSE I LIKE YOU. I'LL TAKE IT. 966 00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:51,149 {\an8}* WHOO, LET'S GET IT ON COME ON. 967 00:45:51,182 --> 00:45:53,785 {\an8}* OH, BABY 968 00:45:53,819 --> 00:45:55,921 {\an8}* LET'S GET IT ON 969 00:45:55,954 --> 00:45:56,788 HEY. 970 00:45:56,988 --> 00:46:00,058 {\an8}* LET'S LOVE, BABY 971 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,227 {\an8}* LET'S GET IT ON 972 00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:03,761 STILL GOT IT, GIRL. 973 00:46:03,795 --> 00:46:05,596 {\an8}* SUGAR 974 00:46:05,630 --> 00:46:07,732 {\an8}* LET'S GET IT ON STILL GOT IT. 975 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,000 STAN. YEAH, BABY? 976 00:46:09,034 --> 00:46:11,469 HONEY, STOP CHASING THE BUTT. 977 00:46:13,204 --> 00:46:15,106 YOU KNOW WHAT, MO? 978 00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:17,075 THE BEST SEX I EVER HAD WAS WITH YOU. 979 00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:18,609 WHAT? YEAH. 980 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:20,846 YOU HAD GIRLS IN EVERY CITY IN BASEBALL. 981 00:46:20,879 --> 00:46:22,180 IT WASN'T THE BEST. 982 00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:24,015 WHY IS THAT? WE DO IT LONGER? 983 00:46:24,049 --> 00:46:25,583 NOT REALLY. 984 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:27,118 MORE POSITIONS, THEN? 985 00:46:27,152 --> 00:46:28,753 I AIN'T GOIN' THERE. 986 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:29,787 MM-HMM. 987 00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:31,089 MORE TIMES A NIGHT? 988 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:32,790 OH, YOU STILL HOLD THE RECORD. 989 00:46:32,991 --> 00:46:34,993 I DON'T KNOW, BABY. 990 00:46:35,026 --> 00:46:36,261 I GUESS... 991 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,496 I LIKE THE REST OF IT. 992 00:46:38,529 --> 00:46:40,932 THE REST OF IT? WHAT'S LEFT? 993 00:46:40,966 --> 00:46:42,800 WELL, YOU KNOW. 994 00:46:42,834 --> 00:46:45,103 I LIKE THE SLEEPIN' AND THE TALKIN' 995 00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:47,472 AND HANGIN' OUT AND STUFF LIKE THAT. 996 00:46:47,505 --> 00:46:49,774 {\an8}* GIVING YOURSELF TO ME 997 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:52,110 {\an8}* CAN NEVER BE WRONG BUT THAT'S NOT SEX. 998 00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:53,811 IT IS TO ME. 999 00:46:53,845 --> 00:46:55,613 NO, IT'S NOT {\an8}SEX. 1000 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:57,182 WHAT YOU CALL THAT, THEN? 1001 00:46:57,215 --> 00:46:59,784 {\an8}* OOH-OOH 1002 00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:02,120 {\an8}* NOW, DON'T YOU KNOW 1003 00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:06,925 {\an8}* HOW SWEET AND WONDERFUL LIFE CAN BE? ♪ 1004 00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:09,995 {\an8}* OOH-OOH 1005 00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:14,232 {\an8}* I'M ASKING YOU 1006 00:47:14,265 --> 00:47:17,035 BEFORE WE GO TOO FAR, I WANT YOU TO KNOW I CAN'T SPEND THE NIGHT. WHY NOT? 1007 00:47:17,068 --> 00:47:18,503 EARLY FLIGHT. 1008 00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:21,806 WHERE YOU GOT TO GO? 1009 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,641 I GOT THREE GAMES BEFORE WE GO ON THE ROAD. 1010 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:25,143 BUT I GOT TO GET BACK. 1011 00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:26,912 YOU GOT TO GET -- 1012 00:47:26,945 --> 00:47:29,847 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 1013 00:47:31,616 --> 00:47:32,918 ARE YOU GIVIN' UP ON ME, MO? 1014 00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:36,321 WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT? YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE A SAY. 1015 00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:38,023 I JUST GO WHERE I'M ASSIGNED. 1016 00:47:38,056 --> 00:47:39,590 YOU TELL 'EM I'M STARTIN' TO SWING THE BAT GOOD AGAIN? 1017 00:47:39,624 --> 00:47:42,160 MMM, I'M JUST A REPORTER. 1018 00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:44,762 I DON'T MAKE THE NEWS OR EVEN DECIDE WHAT {\an8}IS THE NEWS. 1019 00:47:44,795 --> 00:47:46,764 YOU'RE GIVIN' UP ON ME, TOO. MNH-MNH. 1020 00:47:46,797 --> 00:47:48,833 YOU JUST GOT TO MAKE THE NEWS, BABY. 1021 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,535 START HITTIN' THAT BALL. COME ON, COME ON. 1022 00:47:50,735 --> 00:47:52,337 WHAT? COME ON. 1023 00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:54,039 YOU WANT TO GO UP? STAY DOWN? WHAT? YOU KNOW... 1024 00:47:54,072 --> 00:47:55,740 NO. NO... 1025 00:47:55,773 --> 00:47:58,743 I-I-I'M NOT IN THE MOOD RIGHT NOW. 1026 00:48:00,245 --> 00:48:01,579 YOU -- 1027 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:06,051 YOU'RE KIDDIN', RIGHT? YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD? 1028 00:48:06,084 --> 00:48:07,685 NO. OH, COME ON, BABY. 1029 00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:09,120 NO, I GOT -- I GOT A HEADACHE. 1030 00:48:12,223 --> 00:48:14,759 REALLY? YOU GONNA TELL ME YOU GOT CRAMPS, TOO? 1031 00:48:14,792 --> 00:48:16,027 MAYBE. 1032 00:48:16,061 --> 00:48:17,095 {\an8}YOU KNOW... 1033 00:48:20,098 --> 00:48:21,666 WHATEVER. 1034 00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:31,142 ALL RIGHT, NOW. I'M LEAVIN'. 1035 00:48:34,612 --> 00:48:37,983 LORD, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I'D SEEN IT ALL. 1036 00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:51,229 {\an8}T-Rex: YOU GET A BASE HIT IN THIS MILLENNIUM, 1037 00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:52,763 {\an8}THEN YOU CAN COME ON DOWN... 1038 00:48:52,797 --> 00:48:54,832 {\an8}Stan: I CAN STILL SWING MY BAT. 1039 00:48:54,865 --> 00:48:56,134 {\an8}Mo: SO YOU THINK YOU'LL GET THREE HITS 1040 00:48:56,167 --> 00:48:57,302 {\an8}IN YOUR FIRST THREE AT-BATS? 1041 00:49:00,972 --> 00:49:03,108 {\an8}Scott: MORE LIKE STAN THE STATUE. 1042 00:49:03,141 --> 00:49:05,243 {\an8}T-Rex: WHEN YOU GET A BASE HIT IN THIS MILLENNIUM... 1043 00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:06,777 {\an8}Mo: YOU JUST GOT TO MAKE THE NEWS, BABY. 1044 00:49:06,811 --> 00:49:08,813 {\an8}START HITTIN' THAT BALL. 1045 00:49:09,014 --> 00:49:11,682 {\an8}Man: ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES, YOU'RE OUT! 1046 00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:16,287 OH, UH, BAT BOY. 1047 00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:19,790 OOH, OOH, A LITTLE TESTY. A LITTLE TESTY. 1048 00:49:19,824 --> 00:49:21,159 ANYBODY HAVE A STAN ROSS ROOKIE CARD? 1049 00:49:22,827 --> 00:49:24,295 QUITE VALUABLE -- IF YOU LOOK ON THE BACK, 1050 00:49:24,329 --> 00:49:25,696 YOU'LL SEE IT'S WRITTEN IN LATIN. 1051 00:49:25,896 --> 00:49:26,998 YOU SEE, VERY OLD. 1052 00:49:27,032 --> 00:49:29,867 VERY OLD CARD -- IT'S ON PARCHMENT. 1053 00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:32,870 {\an8}ROSS -- HE'S NOW 0-27 IN HIS COMEBACK. 1054 00:49:32,903 --> 00:49:35,173 AT WHAT POINT, PETER, DOES THE RUST COME OFF? 1055 00:49:35,206 --> 00:49:36,841 I'M NOT SURE IT EVER DOES. 1056 00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:38,043 REMEMBER, JIM PALMER TRIED TO COME BACK 1057 00:49:38,076 --> 00:49:40,045 AFTER HE WAS ALREADY IN THE HALL OF FAME, 1058 00:49:40,078 --> 00:49:42,313 {\an8}AND HE KEPT HIMSELF IN A LOT BETTER SHAPE THAN ROSS. 1059 00:49:42,347 --> 00:49:45,116 {\an8}WHY DOES THE MEDIA HATE THIS GUY SO MUCH? BECAUSE HE'S A JERK. 1060 00:49:45,150 --> 00:49:48,353 {\an8}BECAUSE T-REX IS THE BEST IN POWER AND PERFORMANCE. 1061 00:49:48,386 --> 00:49:50,155 {\an8}FIND IT AT RADIO SHACK. 1062 00:49:50,188 --> 00:49:51,222 {\an8}RADIO SHACK -- YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS. 1063 00:49:51,256 --> 00:49:52,823 {\an8}WE'VE GOT ANSWERS. 1064 00:49:53,024 --> 00:49:55,460 'CAUSE I WANT MY HITS THAT GOT STOLEN FROM ME. 1065 00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:58,063 THOSE HITS ARE MY TICKET TO THE HALL OF FAME. {\an8}HE'S NOT GOING TO THE HALL OF FAME! 1066 00:49:58,096 --> 00:50:00,465 YOU THINK THREE HITS ARE KEEPING YOU OUT OF THE HALL OF FAME? 1067 00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,200 {\an8}3,000 HITS, BABY, IT'S AUTOMATIC. MONSTROUS. 1068 00:50:02,233 --> 00:50:04,235 LOOK AT ME. {\an8}I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU. YOU'RE 47 YEARS OLD. 1069 00:50:04,269 --> 00:50:05,836 YOU'RE FAT. YOU'RE OUT OF SHAPE. 1070 00:50:08,173 --> 00:50:10,308 FAVORITE PORTION OF THE SHOW, THE COMEDY PORTION. 1071 00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:12,077 {\an8}I'M GONNA SAY IT HERE ON THE SHOW, 1072 00:50:12,110 --> 00:50:13,344 THE WOMAN THAT PUTS ON THE SAUSAGE OUTFIT 1073 00:50:13,378 --> 00:50:15,380 THAT RACES AROUND MILLER PARK 1074 00:50:15,413 --> 00:50:16,847 HAS GOT A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING A HIT THAN STAN ROSS. 1075 00:50:19,050 --> 00:50:20,718 {\an8}THAT'S NOT FAIR, TOM. YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND, HE'S A BLACK ATHLETE. 1076 00:50:20,918 --> 00:50:22,487 BLACK ATHLETES AGE SLOWER. 1077 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,955 GEORGE FOREMAN DIDN'T KNOW WHEN TO GET OUT. 1078 00:50:25,190 --> 00:50:27,258 MIKE TYSON DIDN'T KNOW WHEN TO GET OUT. HE'S GONNA DO WELL. 1079 00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:29,227 {\an8}YOU KNOW, MICHAEL JORDAN STRUGGLED, AND HE WAS ONLY OUT TWO YEARS. 1080 00:50:29,260 --> 00:50:31,696 {\an8}THIS GUY HASN'T PLAYED SINCE I WAS MARRIED TO MY FIRST WIFE. 1081 00:50:31,729 --> 00:50:35,032 {\an8}IT JUST ISN'T POSSIBLE TO GET OUT OF HIS DAY. BUT HE'S A BAD TEAMMATE. 1082 00:50:35,066 --> 00:50:36,834 {\an8}DON'T SAY THAT, MAN. STAN ROSS WAS A GREAT ATHLETE. 1083 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,836 {\an8}STAN IS ALL ABOUT STAN. 1084 00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:40,271 {\an8}THE BREWERS KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE GETTING INTO. 1085 00:50:40,305 --> 00:50:41,939 IT'S A PUBLICITY STUNT, 1086 00:50:41,972 --> 00:50:43,908 JUST LIKE WHEN THE WHITE SOX HIRED THAT MIDGET. 1087 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:48,012 HE'S SMALL. THAT GUY WAS SMALL FOR A FRIGGIN' MIDGET, MAN. 1088 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:50,047 IT'S LIKE IF THE RED SOX THAWED OUT TED WILLIAMS, 1089 00:50:50,081 --> 00:50:52,183 ALTHOUGH HE'D HIT BETTER THAN STAN, I BET. 1090 00:50:52,217 --> 00:50:54,452 THAT'S HOW STAN'S PLAYING RIGHT NOW -- LIKE HE'S FROZEN. 1091 00:50:54,485 --> 00:50:57,255 {\an8}IT IS EMBARRASSING. HE'S EMBARRASSING ME. HE'S EMBARRASSING HIM. 1092 00:50:57,288 --> 00:50:59,290 HE SHOULD JUST GIVE IT UP. BUT, YOU KNOW, WHEN AN ATHLETE GETS TO THAT POINT, 1093 00:50:59,324 --> 00:51:01,058 HE LOSES ALL HIS PRIDE. 1094 00:51:01,092 --> 00:51:02,393 {\an8}Arnold: YEAH, YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY, JOHN SALLEY. 1095 00:51:02,427 --> 00:51:04,295 {\an8}I DON'T THINK HE'S EMBARRASSED. 1096 00:51:04,329 --> 00:51:06,964 {\an8}I THINK HE'S HAVING A BIG-ASS PARTY AT HIS PLACE RIGHT NOW, 1097 00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:09,066 GOT BITCHES ALL AROUND AND COUNTING ALL HIS MONEY. I DON'T THINK STAN CARES. 1098 00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:11,068 {\an8}Man: WRONG! HE'S EMBARRASSED, DOUBLY EMBARRASSED. 1099 00:51:11,102 --> 00:51:13,271 {\an8}HE USED TO BE ABLE TO HIT, CANNOT HIT NOW. 1100 00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:14,772 {\an8}Salley: IT'S VERY EMBARRASSING, ESPECIALLY WITH ALL THE BITCHES HE GOT AROUND HIM. 1101 00:51:28,186 --> 00:51:30,288 HEY, BOCA. 1102 00:51:30,488 --> 00:51:32,790 YOU THINK I SHOULD QUIT? 1103 00:51:34,159 --> 00:51:35,960 DO YOUR THING, MAN. 1104 00:51:38,296 --> 00:51:39,930 YOU THINK? 1105 00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:41,799 I'M JUST SAYING. 1106 00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:47,104 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 1107 00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:54,145 I GOT THREE HOME GAMES AGAINST THE ASTROS 1108 00:51:54,179 --> 00:51:55,846 BEFORE WE GO ON THE ROAD. 1109 00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:01,486 I'M GONNA PLAY THOSE GAMES, AND THAT'S IT. 1110 00:52:01,519 --> 00:52:05,089 IF I DON'T GET A HIT, IT'S OVER. 1111 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,991 I'M NOT GOIN' ON THE ROAD. 1112 00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:12,297 WHAT YOU THINK, BOCA? 1113 00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:14,131 DO YOUR THING, MAN. 1114 00:52:19,204 --> 00:52:21,105 YOU THINK? 1115 00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:23,040 I'M JUST SAYING. 1116 00:52:26,577 --> 00:52:29,113 YEAH. 1117 00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:30,848 YOU'RE RIGHT. 1118 00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:37,855 YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? 1119 00:52:38,923 --> 00:52:40,157 YOU THE ONLY ONE THAT LOVE ME, MAN. 1120 00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:41,359 I'M SERIOUS. 1121 00:52:43,228 --> 00:52:46,364 I'VE BEEN WAITIN' 20 YEARS FOR YOU TO ASK ME THAT. 1122 00:52:46,397 --> 00:52:49,434 AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE, I DON'T KNOW. 1123 00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:53,304 YEAH, YOU RIGHT. 1124 00:52:53,338 --> 00:52:55,573 OKAY, ERICA KANE. 1125 00:52:55,606 --> 00:52:57,508 DOG, COME ON. "ALL MY CHILDREN." 1126 00:52:57,542 --> 00:53:00,077 YOU NEED TO STEP UP THE DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY, BROTHER. 1127 00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:01,912 ASA BUCHANAN. 1128 00:53:02,380 --> 00:53:03,548 THAT'S ABC, RIGHT? 1129 00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:05,149 I AIN'T TELLING YOU NOTHING. 1130 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:07,151 OH! OH! OH! "ONE LIFE TO LIVE." YEAH. 1131 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:08,853 OKAY, I GOT ONE FOR YOU. COME ON. 1132 00:53:09,053 --> 00:53:11,289 DON ROBERTO. 1133 00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:13,157 OH, THAT'S THE DUDE WITH THE COLOGNE. 1134 00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:15,092 "GUIDING LIGHT." 1135 00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:16,160 WHAT? WRONG! 1136 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:17,562 IT'S {\an8}"AMIGAS Y RIVALES." 1137 00:53:17,595 --> 00:53:19,330 NO, WE'RE NOT DOING SPANISH SHOWS, MAN. 1138 00:53:21,065 --> 00:53:22,500 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING NOW. 1139 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:23,934 WHAT THE HELL THEY DOING? 1140 00:53:23,968 --> 00:53:26,337 SEEING WHO CAN NAME THE SOAPS. 1141 00:53:26,371 --> 00:53:27,605 YOU KNOWN ME FOR TWO YEARS. 1142 00:53:27,638 --> 00:53:30,241 HAVE I EVER SPOKE SPANISH? HEY. 1143 00:53:30,275 --> 00:53:32,510 WHY DON'T YOU-ALL HAVE A CONTEST GUESSIN' WHICH TEAM LOSIN' THIS GAME? 1144 00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:34,345 STUPID. {\an8}Man: COME ON, STAN. 1145 00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:35,880 {\an8}GET A HIT, GRANDPA. 1146 00:53:38,316 --> 00:53:39,417 {\an8}STRIKE! 1147 00:53:48,293 --> 00:53:50,094 Crowd: CHARGE! 1148 00:53:50,127 --> 00:53:52,229 {\an8}Woman: COME ON, BREWERS! 1149 00:53:56,401 --> 00:53:58,235 {\an8}OH! STRIKE THREE! 1150 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,639 HE TUCKS HIS ARM IN ON THE CURVE. 1151 00:54:01,672 --> 00:54:05,209 {\an8}Man on NUMBER 21, STAN ROSS. 1152 00:54:29,033 --> 00:54:30,668 OUT! 1153 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,607 YOU SEE THAT? HEY, SKILLETT! 1154 00:54:36,641 --> 00:54:38,476 YOU SEE THAT? 1155 00:54:38,509 --> 00:54:41,178 I WAS ALL OVER THAT NICKEL CURVE BALL -- I MEAN, ALL OVER IT. 1156 00:54:41,211 --> 00:54:43,113 {\an8}T-Rex: LOOKED LIKE A GROUNDOUT TO ME. SAY WHAT, PARTNER? 1157 00:54:44,382 --> 00:54:46,283 I SAID, "IT LOOKED LIKE A GROUNDOUT TO ME." 1158 00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:47,685 YOU DON'T SEE IT. 1159 00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:49,587 HE TIPPED HIS PITCH, AND I CALLED IT. 1160 00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:51,522 {\an8}KORON, HOW LONG HAS THIS PITCHER BEEN IN THE LEAGUE? 1161 00:54:51,556 --> 00:54:53,358 TWO YEARS. {\an8}TWO YEARS, MAN! 1162 00:54:53,391 --> 00:54:55,192 HE'S SHOWIN' HIS PITCH, AND HE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. 1163 00:54:55,225 --> 00:54:56,527 LOOK HERE -- WATCH HIS RIGHT ARM. 1164 00:54:56,561 --> 00:54:58,629 HIS ELBOW GO IN LIKE THIS. HE GRIP THE BALL. 1165 00:54:58,996 --> 00:55:00,264 HE THROWIN' A CURVE BALL. 1166 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:02,132 {\an8}DIP, GRIP, CURVE BALL. 1167 00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:03,133 COME ON, MAN! 1168 00:55:03,334 --> 00:55:04,435 SKILLETT! 1169 00:55:04,469 --> 00:55:05,503 COME ON, BABY! 1170 00:55:05,536 --> 00:55:07,137 COME ON! 1171 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,788 {\an8}Announcer: RUNNERS LEAD AWAY, 1172 00:55:23,821 --> 00:55:26,190 {\an8}AND FUKUDA WORKING FROM THE STRETCH. 1173 00:55:26,223 --> 00:55:29,394 {\an8}THE PITCH, AND A SWING AND A SOLID LINE-DRIVE SINGLE 1174 00:55:29,427 --> 00:55:31,429 {\an8}TO LEFT FIELD. DAMN! 1175 00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:37,301 {\an8}AND ANOTHER RUN SCORES. 1176 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:41,506 {\an8}THE ASTROS IN A POSITION NOW TO BREAK THIS GAME WIDE-OPEN. 1177 00:55:44,274 --> 00:55:45,476 HEY! 1178 00:55:45,510 --> 00:55:46,577 YOU OKAY? 1179 00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:56,687 I DON'T WANT PANAS TO TAKE ME OUT. 1180 00:55:57,755 --> 00:56:00,024 I HAD A FEW BAD OUTINGS IN A ROW, 1181 00:56:00,057 --> 00:56:02,259 AND IF I DON'T GET MY FACE OUT MY ASS 1182 00:56:02,292 --> 00:56:04,495 AND GET OUT THIS INNING, 1183 00:56:04,529 --> 00:56:07,197 I KNOW THE TEAM IS GOING TO GIVE ME THE SHOE. 1184 00:56:07,231 --> 00:56:08,666 GIVE YOU THE SHOE? 1185 00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:10,034 YEAH, THE SHOE. 1186 00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:14,572 LOOK, DON'T BE THINKIN' NEGATIVE OUT HERE, OKAY? 1187 00:56:14,772 --> 00:56:16,674 JUST KEEP THE BALL LOW AND AWAY. 1188 00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:18,509 WE'LL GET YOU OUT THE INNING, OKAY? 1189 00:56:18,543 --> 00:56:20,210 THEN I'M GONNA WORK ON YOUR CUSSIN', ALL RIGHT? 1190 00:56:20,244 --> 00:56:21,278 COME ON. 1191 00:56:21,311 --> 00:56:22,780 LET'S GO, BABY. LET'S GO. 1192 00:56:22,813 --> 00:56:27,251 {\an8}Man onSHORTSTOP, NUMBER 3, CECIL GERVIS. 1193 00:56:27,284 --> 00:56:29,386 {\an8}Announcer: GERVIS, WITH A 6-GAME HITTING STREAK, 1194 00:56:29,420 --> 00:56:31,556 {\an8}AT THE PLATE. 1195 00:56:31,589 --> 00:56:33,390 {\an8}FUKUDA CHECKS HIS SIGN. 1196 00:56:33,424 --> 00:56:35,426 {\an8}THE RIGHT-HANDER FROM THE STRETCH, 1197 00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:38,128 {\an8}CHECKS THE RUNNERS NOW, AND HERE'S THE PITCH. 1198 00:56:38,328 --> 00:56:41,532 {\an8}A BIG SWING AND A SLOW ROLLER TOWARDS SHORT. 1199 00:56:41,566 --> 00:56:44,635 {\an8}SKILLETT CHARGES. HIS ONLY PLAY IS TO FIRST. SAFE! 1200 00:56:44,669 --> 00:56:46,737 {\an8}HE'S SAFE. THE BASES ARE LOADED. BULL! HE WAS OUT! HE'S OUT! 1201 00:56:46,771 --> 00:56:48,473 {\an8}AND ROSS IS HOT. THAT'S THE THIRD OUT! 1202 00:56:48,506 --> 00:56:50,608 THAT'S THE THIRD DAMN OUT! 1203 00:56:50,641 --> 00:56:52,710 RAY CHARLES COULD'VE CALL THAT CALL! LAST WARNING. LAST WARNING. 1204 00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:54,278 DAMN YOU, MAN! 1205 00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:11,261 BE WITH ME. 1206 00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:13,297 JUST BE WITH ME. 1207 00:57:13,330 --> 00:57:14,431 COME ON, LET'S GO. 1208 00:57:14,465 --> 00:57:15,633 LET'S GO! 1209 00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:17,267 {\an8}TWO OUT! 1210 00:57:17,301 --> 00:57:19,403 {\an8}I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I BOTHERED COMIN' BACK. 1211 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:22,106 YOU CAN'T PLAY. YOU DEFINITELY CAN'T, UMP. 1212 00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:25,342 YOU NEED TO RELAX, OLD MAN, BEFORE YOU POP A VALVE. 1213 00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:26,911 YOU NEED TO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN. OH, YEAH? WHY'S THAT? 1214 00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:28,846 BECAUSE YOU OUT, SUCKER PUNK! 1215 00:57:28,879 --> 00:57:30,247 HE'S OUT! RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE, BABY! 1216 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:31,649 GRAB SOME, BITCH! 1217 00:57:31,849 --> 00:57:38,689 {\an8}* WHOOMP, THERE IT IS! 1218 00:57:38,889 --> 00:57:41,191 {\an8}* WHOOMP, THERE IT IS! 1219 00:57:48,666 --> 00:57:51,869 {\an8}Crowd: LET'S GO, BREWERS, LET'S GO. 1220 00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:54,705 {\an8}Stan: THEIR MAN KEEP THROWING CURVES, BUT IT'S ALL HE GOT. 1221 00:57:54,739 --> 00:57:57,608 HE DONE LOST HIS SLIDER. HE DONE LOST HIS FASTBALL. 1222 00:57:57,642 --> 00:57:59,644 {\an8}CURVE BALL. CURVE BALL. 1223 00:57:59,677 --> 00:58:01,779 {\an8}WATCH THIS. WATCH THIS. 1224 00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:03,313 {\an8}WATCH. HERE YOU GO. 1225 00:58:04,682 --> 00:58:06,150 {\an8}WHAT'D I TELL YOU? 1226 00:58:06,183 --> 00:58:07,251 WHAT'D I -- 1227 00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:10,454 CURVE BALL. CURVE BALL. 1228 00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:12,389 {\an8}THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 1229 00:58:12,422 --> 00:58:13,791 IF HE THROW ANOTHER CURVE BALL, 1230 00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:16,260 I'M GONNA SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF T-REX. YEP. 1231 00:58:17,928 --> 00:58:19,864 {\an8}WATCH HIM. WATCH. WATCH. WATCH. WATCH. WATCH HIM. 1232 00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:24,735 YES! CURVE BALL! 1233 00:58:32,677 --> 00:58:33,811 {\an8}* GROOVIN' 1234 00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:37,181 {\an8}* AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW 1235 00:58:37,214 --> 00:58:38,983 {\an8}* GROOVIN' 1236 00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:41,652 AAH, WHAT'D I TELL YOU? 1237 00:58:41,686 --> 00:58:44,254 WHAT'D I TELL YOU, BABY? WHAT'D I TELL YOU? 1238 00:58:44,288 --> 00:58:46,657 YO, HOMES. YO, WHAT ARE YOU JAWIN' ABOUT NOW, OLD SCHOOL? 1239 00:58:46,691 --> 00:58:48,726 HE TIPPED HIS PITCH. I KNOW YOU SAW IT. 1240 00:58:48,759 --> 00:58:51,228 {\an8}ARE YOU STILL TALKING ABOUT THAT WEAK-ASS GROUND BALL, MAN? 1241 00:58:51,261 --> 00:58:52,863 {\an8}YEAH, I'M TALKING ABOUT IT. 1242 00:58:53,731 --> 00:58:55,700 ALL RIGHT, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MAN. 1243 00:58:55,733 --> 00:58:58,603 ALL RIGHT? I HIT 43 HOME RUNS. WHAT? 1244 00:58:58,636 --> 00:59:02,339 43 HOME RUNS BEFORE YOU EVER EVEN GOT HERE, MAN. 1245 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:03,741 SO I DON'T NEED NONE OF THAT. 1246 00:59:03,941 --> 00:59:05,542 SO SAVE IT! 1247 00:59:05,576 --> 00:59:07,377 {\an8}T-REX. T-REX. 1248 00:59:07,411 --> 00:59:10,414 IT'S THE 31st TIME THIS YEAR THAT YOU'VE HOMERED 1249 00:59:10,447 --> 00:59:11,882 BUT YOUR TEAM'S LOST. 1250 00:59:11,916 --> 00:59:13,350 DOES THAT GET TO YOU? 1251 00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:14,752 MY TEAM LOST, HUH? 1252 00:59:17,421 --> 00:59:20,290 YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN? 1253 00:59:20,324 --> 00:59:21,592 THIS AIN'T MY TEAM. 1254 00:59:21,626 --> 00:59:23,694 IF THIS WAS MY TEAM, 1255 00:59:23,728 --> 00:59:25,796 THESE FOOLS WOULD BE HITTIN' HOME RUNS LIKE I'M HITTIN'. 1256 00:59:25,830 --> 00:59:28,232 AND THEY'D BE STEALIN' BASES LIKE I'M OUT THERE STEALIN'. 1257 00:59:28,265 --> 00:59:29,967 I'M THE ONLY ONE OUT THERE GETTIN' MINE. 1258 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,869 WHAT THE REST OF THESE FOOLS DOIN', HUH? 1259 00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:33,771 DOG, THEY AIN'T DOIN' CRAP! TALK ABOUT A TEAM! 1260 00:59:33,971 --> 00:59:35,640 WE GO OUT THERE EVERY DAY, YEAH, BUT THERE AIN'T NO NINE GUYS. 1261 00:59:35,673 --> 00:59:37,642 WE AIN'T NO TEAM. THIS IS ME UP IN HERE. 1262 00:59:37,842 --> 00:59:40,711 THERE'S EIGHT OTHER CATS THAT CAN'T EVEN -- {\an8}Stan: WHOA! 1263 00:59:40,745 --> 00:59:43,614 {\an8}BOY, THAT PUP SOUND JUST LIKE ME BACK IN THE DAY, I SWEAR. 1264 00:59:43,648 --> 00:59:45,449 BOY, I'M TELLIN' YOU. 1265 00:59:45,482 --> 00:59:47,985 BUT YOU-ALL DIDN'T CATCH THE REAL STORY ON TONIGHT'S GAME. 1266 00:59:48,018 --> 00:59:49,720 {\an8}WHAT'S THAT? NO, COME HERE. LET ME ASK YOU-ALL A QUESTION. 1267 00:59:49,754 --> 00:59:52,389 {\an8}Man: MOVE IT OVER THERE. 1268 00:59:52,422 --> 00:59:55,059 {\an8}WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU-ALL SAW A 47-YEAR-OLD MAN 1269 00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:57,728 {\an8}END AN INNING WITH THE HIDDEN-BALL TRICK, HUH? 1270 00:59:57,762 --> 00:59:59,964 {\an8}IS THAT THE FIRST TIME YOU EVER PULLED THAT OFF 1271 00:59:59,997 --> 01:00:01,298 IN A GAME? ARE THE BREWERS GOIN' TO THE WORLD SERIES? 1272 01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:06,270 {\an8}IT WAS 1989, AGAINST THE MARINERS. 1273 01:00:10,808 --> 01:00:11,976 YO, T-REX. 1274 01:00:12,009 --> 01:00:13,377 HOLD UP. 1275 01:00:17,381 --> 01:00:19,616 YOU KNOW WHY I STEPPED IN TONIGHT WITH THEM REPORTERS? 1276 01:00:19,650 --> 01:00:22,319 YEAH. 1277 01:00:22,352 --> 01:00:25,622 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STAND TO SEE ANOTHER BROTHER GETTIN' SOME ATTENTION. 1278 01:00:25,656 --> 01:00:28,325 BOY, THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK? 1279 01:00:28,358 --> 01:00:30,661 YEAH, MAN, THAT'S WHAT I THINK. 1280 01:00:32,529 --> 01:00:33,964 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1281 01:00:33,998 --> 01:00:36,701 YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT YOUR TEAMMATES THE WAY YOU DO, 1282 01:00:36,734 --> 01:00:38,368 BOASTIN' ABOUT YOURSELF, 1283 01:00:38,402 --> 01:00:40,871 YOU'RE GONNA END UP ALL BY YOURSELF... 1284 01:00:40,905 --> 01:00:45,042 ALL ALONE AND EMPTY, LIKE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW. 1285 01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:48,645 YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? 1286 01:00:48,679 --> 01:00:51,348 THEY'RE GONNA RETIRE YOUR NUMBER SOMEDAY, 1287 01:00:51,381 --> 01:00:54,952 AND BIG HORSE BERELLI GONNA BE STANDIN' RIGHT UP THERE WITH YOU. 1288 01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:57,755 YEAH? WHO THE HELL IS BIG HORSE BERELLI? 1289 01:00:58,889 --> 01:01:00,825 THAT'S MY POINT EXACTLY. 1290 01:01:04,862 --> 01:01:06,663 NICE CAR. 1291 01:01:16,073 --> 01:01:18,075 {\an8}Announcer: HE'S PICKING UP HIS STRIDE, 1292 01:01:18,108 --> 01:01:20,811 {\an8}BLOWING AWAY THE COMPETITION. 1293 01:01:20,845 --> 01:01:22,713 {\an8}LOOKS LIKE THE BRATWURST IS GETTING SMOKED. 1294 01:01:22,747 --> 01:01:24,648 {\an8}NO PUN INTENDED, KIDS. 1295 01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:28,385 {\an8}LOOKS LIKE NUMBER 3, THE ITALIAN SAUSAGE, HAS WON. 1296 01:01:38,863 --> 01:01:42,366 {\an8}NOW BATTING, FIRST BASEMAN, 1297 01:01:42,399 --> 01:01:46,603 {\an8}NUMBER 21, STAN ROSS. 1298 01:02:01,819 --> 01:02:02,820 COME ON, MAN. 1299 01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:09,860 {\an8}Crowd: CHARGE! 1300 01:02:09,894 --> 01:02:11,595 HA! 1301 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,734 YEAH! WHOO! 1302 01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:27,978 HEY, STAN! 1303 01:02:33,617 --> 01:02:35,953 {\an8}* YEAH 1304 01:02:36,153 --> 01:02:37,587 {\an8}* HEY 1305 01:02:39,623 --> 01:02:42,659 {\an8}* WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR 1306 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:46,630 {\an8}* DREAMS WILL TAKE YOU VERY FAR ♪ 1307 01:02:46,663 --> 01:02:48,632 {\an8}* YEAH 1308 01:02:48,665 --> 01:02:51,101 Crowd: STAN! STAN! {\an8}* YOU'RE A SHINING STAR 1309 01:02:51,135 --> 01:02:53,770 {\an8}* NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE 1310 01:02:53,804 --> 01:02:56,073 {\an8}* SHINING BRIGHT TO SEE 1311 01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:58,608 {\an8}* WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE 1312 01:02:58,642 --> 01:03:00,577 {\an8}* YOU'RE A SHINING STAR 1313 01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:02,646 {\an8}* NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE 1314 01:03:02,679 --> 01:03:05,082 {\an8}* SHINING BRIGHT TO SEE 1315 01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:07,751 {\an8}* WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE 1316 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:10,520 {\an8}* YOU'RE A SHINING STAR 1317 01:03:10,554 --> 01:03:11,956 YO, LISTEN UP, Y'ALL. 1318 01:03:14,124 --> 01:03:16,526 YO! YO! LISTEN UP! 1319 01:03:17,962 --> 01:03:19,997 {\an8}THAT WAS A GOOD GAME, Y'ALL. 1320 01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:22,867 HEY, STAN ROSS. 1321 01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:27,071 I GOT ONE QUESTION FOR YOU, MAN. 1322 01:03:31,175 --> 01:03:33,777 YO, MAN, WHAT THE HELL WAS YOU THINKIN'? 1323 01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:40,484 {\an8}Y'ALL SAW OLD MAN RIVER 1324 01:03:40,517 --> 01:03:43,620 SWIMMIN' ALL UP IN THE DIRT FOR A HIT TODAY! 1325 01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:48,959 YO, BUT LISTEN, MAN. 1326 01:03:48,993 --> 01:03:51,128 {\an8}HOW MANY GAMES WE GOT LEFT IN THIS SEASON? 1327 01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:52,963 {\an8}Koron: 11. 1328 01:03:52,997 --> 01:03:55,499 11 GAMES LEFT, Y'ALL. 1329 01:03:55,532 --> 01:03:58,202 {\an8}AND HOW MANY GAMES OUT OF THIRD PLACE ARE WE? 1330 01:03:58,235 --> 01:03:59,669 7. 1331 01:04:01,771 --> 01:04:04,108 7 GAMES. 1332 01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:07,011 {\an8}ONLY 7 GAMES OUT, Y'ALL. 1333 01:04:07,044 --> 01:04:09,813 NOW, I DON'T SEE A DAMN REASON 1334 01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:12,582 WHY WE SHOULD SETTLE FOR BEING IN FIFTH PLACE, YO! 1335 01:04:12,782 --> 01:04:14,184 - YEAH! - YEAH! - YEAH! - YEAH! 1336 01:04:14,218 --> 01:04:15,719 {\an8}SO, COME ON, LET'S GET IT TOGETHER 1337 01:04:15,752 --> 01:04:17,721 AND LET'S DO THIS LIKE IT'S OCTOBER! 1338 01:04:17,754 --> 01:04:20,190 YEAH! YEAH! 1339 01:04:20,224 --> 01:04:22,927 YEAH! 1340 01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:31,868 HEY! LET'S GET A "BREWERS" ON THREE! 1341 01:04:31,902 --> 01:04:33,337 {\an8}BREWERS ON THREE! 1342 01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:35,005 1, 2, 3! {\an8}All: BREWERS! 1343 01:04:35,039 --> 01:04:39,176 1, 2, 3! {\an8}BREWERS! 1344 01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:41,678 OHHH, BUT LIS-- LISTEN. 1345 01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:43,680 I'M ON THIRD BASE, RIGHT? 1346 01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:46,016 NOLAN RYAN LOOKING AT ME LIKE HE WANT TO KILL ME, RIGHT? 1347 01:04:46,050 --> 01:04:47,751 BOCA'S GETTING READY TO BUNT. 1348 01:04:47,784 --> 01:04:49,219 NOW, THE MANAGER DIDN'T CALL IT OR NOTHIN'. 1349 01:04:49,253 --> 01:04:51,055 BUT I KNOW BOCA'S A BALLPLAYER. 1350 01:04:51,088 --> 01:04:53,723 HE'S THE REAL DEAL. PLUS, I KNOW WHAT HE THINKIN'. 1351 01:04:53,757 --> 01:04:56,693 YEAH, YEAH, HE WAS THINKIN' THAT I WAS THINKIN' WHAT HE WAS THINKIN'. 1352 01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:58,862 WELL, LOOK, I'M GETTING READY TO SPRINT TOWARDS HOME. 1353 01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:00,730 AS I'M TEARIN' DOWN THE LINE, 1354 01:05:00,764 --> 01:05:02,599 BOCA DECIDED HE WANTED TO SWING AWAY. 1355 01:05:02,632 --> 01:05:03,867 I WASN'T THINKIN'. 1356 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,702 MAN, WASN'T THINKIN'! 1357 01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:08,272 I MEAN, HIT A SCREAMIN' LINER RIGHT PAST MY HEAD. 1358 01:05:08,305 --> 01:05:09,906 ALL I HEARD -- 1359 01:05:13,010 --> 01:05:15,946 OH, HOLD ON, FELLAS. HOLD ON. 1360 01:05:15,980 --> 01:05:18,082 UH-OH. 1361 01:05:18,115 --> 01:05:20,117 {\an8}* DA-DA-DAH, DA-DA-DAH! 1362 01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:29,093 SO, YOU'RE THE STORY AGAIN. 1363 01:05:31,095 --> 01:05:32,896 STILL MAD AT ME? 1364 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:35,265 HMM? 1365 01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:38,335 NAH. 1366 01:05:38,368 --> 01:05:40,137 I'M HITTIN' NOW. 1367 01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:50,347 {\an8}* I'VE BEEN REALLY TRYING, BABY * MM. MM. 1368 01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:54,084 {\an8}* TRYING TO HOLD BACK THIS FEELING * MM? MM-HMM. 1369 01:05:54,118 --> 01:05:57,421 {\an8}* FOR SO LONG MMMM. 1370 01:05:57,454 --> 01:06:02,692 {\an8}* AND IF YOU FEEL LIKE I FEEL, BABY * MM-HMM. MM-MMM. 1371 01:06:02,726 --> 01:06:05,095 {\an8}* COME ON 1372 01:06:05,129 --> 01:06:07,164 {\an8}* OH, COME ON SEE, THIS IS THE PART I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 1373 01:06:07,197 --> 01:06:10,134 {\an8}* LET'S GET IT ON 1374 01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:13,003 {\an8}* OH, BABY 1375 01:06:13,037 --> 01:06:15,772 {\an8}* LET'S GET IT ON 1376 01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:18,975 {\an8}* LET'S GO, BABY YEAH. 1377 01:06:19,009 --> 01:06:22,879 {\an8}* LET'S GET IT ON WELL... 1378 01:06:22,912 --> 01:06:24,314 HEY, W-WHERE YOU -- WHERE YOU GOIN'? 1379 01:06:24,348 --> 01:06:27,184 I GOTTA GO. 1380 01:06:27,217 --> 01:06:29,119 YOU GOTTA GO WHERE? 1381 01:06:29,153 --> 01:06:30,287 {\an8}I JUST... 1382 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,457 GOTTA GO. 1383 01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:34,858 WHAT'S UP? 1384 01:06:34,891 --> 01:06:38,228 LOOK, STAN, IT WAS JUST SEX, RIGHT? 1385 01:06:38,262 --> 01:06:41,031 I MEAN, BEST SEX I EVER HAD, TOO, BUT... 1386 01:06:41,065 --> 01:06:42,132 THAT'S ALL IT WAS. 1387 01:06:42,166 --> 01:06:44,000 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 1388 01:06:44,034 --> 01:06:45,735 WHAT ABOUT THE SLEEPIN', TALKIN' AND HANGIN' OUT PART? 1389 01:06:45,935 --> 01:06:48,872 WHAT ABOUT THAT? THAT'S YOUR IDEA OF SEX. 1390 01:06:48,905 --> 01:06:50,974 WELL, HOLD ON. A MAN COULD BE WRONG, NOW. 1391 01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:53,043 YOU SAID IT WASN'T SEX. I'M JUST TRYING TO GO WITH THAT. 1392 01:06:53,077 --> 01:06:55,011 NO, BUT IT WAS REALLY NICE, STAN. 1393 01:06:55,045 --> 01:06:56,480 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HOLD ON. LET ME TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE. 1394 01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:58,148 OH, OH, HOLD ON NOW. 1395 01:06:58,182 --> 01:06:59,349 WHAT? 1396 01:06:59,383 --> 01:07:00,817 WAIT, LOOK. 1397 01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:02,386 LOOK, UH... 1398 01:07:02,419 --> 01:07:03,720 WHAT? 1399 01:07:03,753 --> 01:07:06,022 I WAS THINKIN' ABOUT THAT PRODUCER, 1400 01:07:06,056 --> 01:07:08,058 THE BEHIND-THE-CAMERA STUFF YOU WAS TALKIN' ABOUT. YEAH? 1401 01:07:08,092 --> 01:07:11,361 A-AND I'M JUST WONDERIN', UM... 1402 01:07:11,395 --> 01:07:13,963 AIN'T THAT SOMETHING YOU CAN DO RIGHT HERE IN MILWAUKEE? 1403 01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:16,900 STAN. 1404 01:07:18,968 --> 01:07:20,404 STAN. 1405 01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:23,807 STAN, YOU'RE BEING VERY SWEET. 1406 01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:28,445 BUT WE BOTH KNOW THAT, UH, YOU AIN'T NEVER BEEN SERIOUS ENOUGH 1407 01:07:28,478 --> 01:07:30,447 TO GO BRINGIN' UP SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1408 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,749 SO I'LL SEE YOU AT THE BALL PARK... 1409 01:07:32,782 --> 01:07:34,451 SLUGGER. 1410 01:07:36,986 --> 01:07:40,224 {\an8}* OH 1411 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:43,260 {\an8}* GET YOURSELF TOGETHER 1412 01:07:43,293 --> 01:07:45,395 {\an8}* OR WE MIGHT AS WELL SAY GOODBYE ♪ 1413 01:07:45,429 --> 01:07:48,865 {\an8}* WHAT GOOD IS A LOVE AFFAIR 1414 01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:52,736 {\an8}* WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE EYE TO EYE, HEY ♪ 1415 01:07:52,936 --> 01:07:54,304 {\an8}* IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME BY NOW 1416 01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:02,112 {\an8}♪ 1417 01:08:24,268 --> 01:08:25,469 HEY, STAN. YO. 1418 01:08:25,502 --> 01:08:27,904 SAY, "1, 2, 3, GO." 1, 2, 3, GO. 1419 01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:30,073 {\an8}* TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME, TAKE ME OUT WITH THE CROWD ♪ 1420 01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:31,175 {\an8}* BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKER JACK ♪ 1421 01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:31,508 {\an8}* I DON'T CARE IF I EVER GET BACK ♪ 1422 01:08:31,541 --> 01:08:32,509 YO, YO! 1423 01:08:33,877 --> 01:08:36,280 COME ON, MAN, WITH THAT NOISE, MAN. I'M TRYIN' TO WATCH A BALL GAME. 1424 01:08:36,313 --> 01:08:37,414 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, {\an8}PAPI? 1425 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:38,948 THIS SONG IS BASEBALL. 1426 01:08:38,982 --> 01:08:41,084 THAT AIN'T NO REAL BASEBALL SONG. 1427 01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:42,452 YOU WANT TO HEAR A REAL BASEBALL SONG? YEAH. YEAH. 1428 01:08:42,486 --> 01:08:43,987 {\an8}* DA DA-DA-DA DA DA DA 1429 01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:45,489 {\an8}* DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA DA 1430 01:08:45,522 --> 01:08:46,823 {\an8}* DA-DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA 1431 01:08:47,023 --> 01:08:48,425 {\an8}* DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA DA 1432 01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:52,929 {\an8}* DA DA DA DA-DA-DA 1433 01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:54,531 {\an8}* DA DA-DA DA DA 1434 01:08:54,564 --> 01:08:57,133 {\an8}* DA-DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 1435 01:08:57,167 --> 01:08:58,868 WHAT? {\an8}IS THAT THE ICE-CREAM SONG? 1436 01:08:58,902 --> 01:08:59,969 MAN, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MAN. 1437 01:09:00,003 --> 01:09:01,871 WHEN I WAS A KID ON SOUTH SIDE CHICAGO, 1438 01:09:01,905 --> 01:09:04,941 WE USED TO PLAY BASEBALL, MAN, WHEN WE GOT OUT OF SCHOOL, MAN, 1439 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,477 TILL IT GOT DARK, WHEN YOU COULDN'T EVEN SEE YOUR HAND IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE. 1440 01:09:07,844 --> 01:09:09,613 I USED TO PLAY CENTER FIELD, 1441 01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:12,516 AND EVERY SINGLE DAY, MAN, MISTER SOFTEE ICE CREAM TRUCK 1442 01:09:12,549 --> 01:09:14,284 USED TO PARK RIGHT BEHIND ME 1443 01:09:14,318 --> 01:09:16,119 AND PLAY THAT DAMN SONG. TOLD YOU! 1444 01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:18,121 {\an8}* DA-DA-DA DA-DA -- 1445 01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:19,823 YO! HEY, YO! 1446 01:09:19,856 --> 01:09:21,458 {\an8}YO! YO! YO! 1447 01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:24,060 FELLAS, COME ON, NOW. WE GOT A GAME GOIN' ON OUT HERE. 1448 01:09:24,093 --> 01:09:26,162 COME ON, WE GOT A SHOT AT THIRD PLACE, RIGHT? 1449 01:09:26,196 --> 01:09:27,897 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 1450 01:09:27,931 --> 01:09:29,299 BESIDES, DOG, THAT WAS WACK! 1451 01:09:30,534 --> 01:09:32,969 FAIRMOUNT PARK, PHILLY, SON. 1452 01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:34,971 {\an8}WE HAD THAT GOOD HUMOR TRUCK. 1453 01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:38,308 AND THIS IS WHAT BASEBALL MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE. 1454 01:09:38,342 --> 01:09:40,377 {\an8}* DA-DA-DA SKA-DA-DA DA-DA 1455 01:09:40,410 --> 01:09:42,312 {\an8}* DA-DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA 1456 01:09:42,346 --> 01:09:44,481 {\an8}* SKA-DA-DA DA-DA DA 1457 01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:46,550 {\an8}BOO! BOO! BOO! 1458 01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:54,991 {\an8}* DA DA DA DA DA-DA-DA-DA 1459 01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:56,660 I'M NOT PLAYIN' TODAY 'CAUSE OF THAT SONG. 1460 01:09:56,693 --> 01:09:58,528 YOU'RE WRONG FOR THAT. DON'T MAKE NO ERRORS. 1461 01:10:12,075 --> 01:10:14,544 IT WAS WRONG THE WAY I QUIT ON THE TEAM BACK THEN. 1462 01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:19,015 I WAS YOUNG, SKIP. 1463 01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:20,484 I WAS YOUNG. 1464 01:10:22,151 --> 01:10:26,523 {\an8}Man onNOW BATTING, SHORTSTOP, NUMBER 46, 1465 01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:29,926 {\an8}THURMAN YOST. 1466 01:10:29,959 --> 01:10:32,195 MOW HIM DOWN, FU! 1467 01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:33,330 {\an8}* HIT IT! 1468 01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:43,907 {\an8}* YEAH! 1469 01:10:44,107 --> 01:10:47,911 {\an8}* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE A THING GO RIGHT ♪ 1470 01:10:47,944 --> 01:10:50,414 {\an8}* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE IT OUT OF SIGHT ♪ 1471 01:10:52,148 --> 01:10:56,553 {\an8}* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE A THING GO RIGHT ♪ 1472 01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:59,222 {\an8}* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE IT OUT OF SIGHT ♪ 1473 01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:00,624 {\an8}* HIT IT 1474 01:11:00,657 --> 01:11:02,959 {\an8}* I WANT TO ROCK RIGHT NOW 1475 01:11:02,992 --> 01:11:04,661 {\an8}* I'M ROB BASE, AND I CAME TO GET DOWN ♪ 1476 01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:06,496 {\an8}* I'M NOT INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN ♪ 1477 01:11:06,530 --> 01:11:08,665 {\an8}* BUT I'M KNOWN TO ROCK THE MICROPHONE ♪ 1478 01:11:08,698 --> 01:11:11,034 {\an8}* BECAUSE I GET STUPID, I MEAN OUTRAGEOUS ♪ 1479 01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:13,337 {\an8}* STAY AWAY FROM ME IF YOU'RE CONTAGIOUS ♪ 1480 01:11:13,370 --> 01:11:15,439 {\an8}* 'CAUSE I'M THE WINNER, I'M NOT THE LOSER ♪ 1481 01:11:15,472 --> 01:11:17,173 {\an8}* TO BE AN EMCEE IS WHAT I CHOOSE-A ♪ 1482 01:11:17,206 --> 01:11:19,643 SON OF A... 1483 01:11:19,676 --> 01:11:20,677 BITCH. 1484 01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:21,978 GOOD. GOOD. GOOD. 1485 01:11:22,011 --> 01:11:25,114 AFTER THE GAME, WE PICK UP A... 1486 01:11:25,615 --> 01:11:26,583 BEYATCH. 1487 01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:29,085 ALL RIGHT! THAT'S PIMP STUFF. 1488 01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:31,020 KISS MY... 1489 01:11:31,054 --> 01:11:32,356 BLACK ASS! 1490 01:11:32,389 --> 01:11:33,657 NO, NO, DON'T GET PERSONAL. WHOA! 1491 01:11:33,690 --> 01:11:35,492 DON'T GET PERSONAL. RIGHT. 1492 01:11:35,525 --> 01:11:37,327 NO, NO, NO. {\an8}Skillett: THAT'S TOO MUCH. 1493 01:11:37,361 --> 01:11:38,027 I DIDN'T MEAN IT. NO, NO, I KNOW. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T. 1494 01:11:38,061 --> 01:11:39,629 STAN'S BATTING AVERAGE IN... 1495 01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:43,633 1985. 1496 01:11:43,667 --> 01:11:46,670 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 1497 01:11:46,703 --> 01:11:48,271 .327. 1498 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:49,439 YEAH. YEAH, OKAY. 1499 01:11:49,473 --> 01:11:51,441 OKAY, MY TURN. UM... 1500 01:11:51,475 --> 01:11:54,611 STAN ROSS' RBIs IN 1981. 1501 01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:55,712 91. 1502 01:11:55,745 --> 01:11:57,347 OH, NO -- 93! 1503 01:11:57,381 --> 01:11:58,548 BULLCRAP! LET ME SEE THAT. 1504 01:11:58,582 --> 01:12:00,149 YEAH, RIGHT. 1505 01:12:00,183 --> 01:12:02,018 CRAP! 93. 1506 01:12:02,051 --> 01:12:03,453 LET'S PLAY AGAIN. YOUR TURN. 1507 01:12:03,487 --> 01:12:04,521 I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE. 1508 01:12:04,554 --> 01:12:06,490 YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE? 1509 01:12:06,523 --> 01:12:08,124 WE GOT A GAME. GET SERIOUS. OH, NOW WE HAVE A BALL GAME. 1510 01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:11,060 YOU'RE A SORE LOSER. Y-YOU KNOW WHAT? 1511 01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:15,499 CRYBABY! 1512 01:12:15,532 --> 01:12:18,702 HE'S SUCH A CRYBABY. 1513 01:12:22,772 --> 01:12:24,541 STRIKE! OH! 1514 01:12:26,510 --> 01:12:28,011 UHH! 1515 01:12:28,044 --> 01:12:29,746 {\an8}Announcer: GAME TIED AT 4. 1516 01:12:29,779 --> 01:12:32,015 JUST ONE OUT AND THE WINNING RUN AT THIRD BASE. 1517 01:12:32,048 --> 01:12:33,650 THE ASTRO INFIELD MOVING IN. 1518 01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:35,652 {\an8}AND HERE COMES STAN ROSS. 1519 01:12:35,685 --> 01:12:37,721 {\an8}HE COULD WIN THE GAME RIGHT HERE WITH A LONG FLY BALL, 1520 01:12:38,121 --> 01:12:40,657 {\an8}BUT YOU CAN BET THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S THINKING. 1521 01:12:40,690 --> 01:12:43,026 {\an8}INFIELD TIGHT, HITTER'S DELIGHT. 1522 01:12:43,059 --> 01:12:47,130 {\an8}A GREAT CHANCE TO GET HIT NUMBER 2,999. 1523 01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:50,166 {\an8}T-Rex: COME ON, Y'ALL. HERE WE GO, STAN. 1524 01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:52,101 BE A HITTER, BABY. BE A HITTER. 1525 01:12:52,135 --> 01:12:53,369 COME ON, JUST RUN THE MAN IN. 1526 01:12:53,537 --> 01:12:54,538 A GOOD FLY BALL, OKAY? 1527 01:13:01,244 --> 01:13:02,779 {\an8}AND HERE COMES THE PITCH. 1528 01:13:02,812 --> 01:13:08,051 {\an8}HE SWINGS, AND IT'S A HIGH FLY BALL TO RIGHT. 1529 01:13:08,084 --> 01:13:10,654 {\an8}IT'S CARRYING WELL. IT'S TO THE WARNING TRACK. 1530 01:13:12,155 --> 01:13:14,123 {\an8}TO THE WALL! 1531 01:13:14,323 --> 01:13:16,292 {\an8}IT IS...GONE! 1532 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,764 {\an8}A HOME RUN! 1533 01:13:20,797 --> 01:13:21,765 WHOO! 1534 01:13:21,798 --> 01:13:24,367 {\an8}STAN ROSS TOUCHES THEM ALL. 1535 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,802 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 1536 01:13:25,835 --> 01:13:27,403 AAH! 1537 01:13:58,468 --> 01:14:01,337 {\an8}* WHOA, I FEEL GOOD 1538 01:14:02,506 --> 01:14:04,641 {\an8}* I KNEW THAT I WOULD, NOW AAAAH! 1539 01:14:04,674 --> 01:14:05,742 {\an8}* OW! 1540 01:14:05,775 --> 01:14:06,910 {\an8}* FEEL GOOD 1541 01:14:06,943 --> 01:14:08,444 HUH? 1542 01:14:08,478 --> 01:14:10,146 WHO'S THE OLD MAN, BABY? 1543 01:14:10,179 --> 01:14:12,482 21! 1544 01:14:12,516 --> 01:14:15,552 WHO'S THE OLD MAN, BABY? HUH? 1545 01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:18,421 I GOT YOUR "OLD MAN," BABY. 1546 01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:20,790 I GOT YOUR "OLD MAN." 1547 01:14:21,157 --> 01:14:23,560 I GOT YOUR "OLD MAN"! WAY TO GO, STAN. WAY TO GO. 1548 01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:26,262 I GAVE 'EM THEY MONEY WORTH TONIGHT. OUTSTANDING. OUTSTANDING. 1549 01:14:26,295 --> 01:14:28,131 YOU FEEL GOOD? I FEEL GREAT. 1550 01:14:28,164 --> 01:14:30,867 YOU LOOK GREAT. YOU LOOKED LIKE A CHAMPION OUT THERE. 1551 01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:32,669 {\an8}STAN, LET ME PAINT YOU A LITTLE PICTURE. GO AHEAD ON. 1552 01:14:32,869 --> 01:14:34,638 MILLER PARK, STANDING ROOM ONLY. 1553 01:14:34,671 --> 01:14:35,839 GOT THAT? I GOT IT. 1554 01:14:35,872 --> 01:14:38,875 43,000 SCREAMING FANS, 1555 01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:41,945 AND THEY'RE THERE FOR ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY -- 1556 01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:46,149 TO WATCH THE LEGENDARY STAN ROSS STEP TO THE PLATE AND DIG IN. 1557 01:14:46,182 --> 01:14:48,685 SHOOT, THAT AIN'T NO PICTURE. THAT'S A DAMN REMBRANDT. 1558 01:14:48,885 --> 01:14:52,689 I AGREE, AND THAT'S WHY I'M TELLING GUS NOT TO PLAY YOU ON THE ROAD. 1559 01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:55,458 HOLD ON. H-H-HOLD ON, MAN. CHILL OUT, BABY. 1560 01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:56,693 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1561 01:14:56,726 --> 01:14:58,394 MAN, WE'RE ON A ROLL, SCHEMBRI. 1562 01:14:58,427 --> 01:14:59,863 MAN, WE'RE GOING FOR THIRD PLACE. 1563 01:14:59,896 --> 01:15:03,199 YOU'RE ONE HIT AWAY FROM MAKING HISTORY, STAN. OH! 1564 01:15:03,232 --> 01:15:05,902 DON'T YOU THINK YOU OWE IT TO THE FANS TO DO IT HERE AT HOME? 1565 01:15:05,935 --> 01:15:08,471 HMM? 1566 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:09,639 I DON'T KNOW, SCHEMBRI. 1567 01:15:09,673 --> 01:15:11,307 Y-YOU'RE TAKIN' HALF MY AT-BATS AWAY. 1568 01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:13,877 ALTHOUGH I HIT A HOME RUN, I'M STILL 2 FOR 51. 1569 01:15:13,910 --> 01:15:15,645 {\an8}2 FOR 58! 1570 01:15:15,679 --> 01:15:17,480 {\an8}* STAN ROSS IS AT THE PLATE ♪ 1571 01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:19,182 {\an8}* THE FANS, THEY SIT AND WAIT ♪ 1572 01:15:19,215 --> 01:15:21,317 {\an8}* EVEN THOUGH HIS SWING'S -- ♪ 1573 01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:22,886 LOOK, WHAT I'M SAYIN' IS, MAN, COME ON, DON'T CUT ME OUT. 1574 01:15:22,919 --> 01:15:24,854 THE TEAM NEED ME. COME ON, NOW. 1575 01:15:24,888 --> 01:15:27,724 STAN, YOU HEARD THE SAUSAGE. YOU'RE 2 FOR 58. 1576 01:15:27,757 --> 01:15:29,593 THE TEAM DOESN'T NEED YOU TO GET IN THIRD PLACE. 1577 01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:31,360 THEY'RE ON FIRE! COME ON, LET'S FACE IT. 1578 01:15:31,394 --> 01:15:33,329 BUT YOU, MY FRIEND -- 1579 01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:36,499 YOU HAVE GOT TO START THINKING ABOUT LIFE AFTER BASEBALL. 1580 01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:39,869 I'M TALKING ENDORSEMENTS, PRODUCT LINES. 1581 01:15:39,903 --> 01:15:42,238 A STAN ROSS CANDY BAR. 1582 01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:48,344 I WANT YOU DOING PRESS ALL WEEK LONG ON THE ROAD, STAN. 1583 01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:49,713 YOU PULL THIS OFF, 1584 01:15:49,913 --> 01:15:53,516 NOTHING'S GONNA KEEP YOU OUT OF THE HALL OF FAME. 1585 01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:54,784 YOU'RE A CHAMPION. 1586 01:16:00,289 --> 01:16:02,726 {\an8}HEY, STAN, TOM ARNOLD HERE. CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERYTHING. 1587 01:16:02,759 --> 01:16:04,527 THE TEAM'S ON A TEAR. YOU WON SEVEN IN A ROW. 1588 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:06,630 YOU GUYS COULD FINISH THIRD. 1589 01:16:06,663 --> 01:16:08,898 ARE YOU REALLY TALKING TO US FROM THE CLUBHOUSE DURING THE GAME? 1590 01:16:08,932 --> 01:16:11,367 WELL, THEY'RE NOT GONNA PLAY ME UNTIL I COME HOME OFF THE ROAD, 1591 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:14,337 SO I MIGHT AS WELL DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH MY TIME. 1592 01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:16,940 STAN, HOW DOES IT FEEL {\an8}NOT TO BE PLAYING RIGHT NOW? 1593 01:16:17,340 --> 01:16:19,442 IT DON'T FEEL GOOD, ESPECIALLY THE WAY I'VE BEEN SWINGING THE BAT, 1594 01:16:19,475 --> 01:16:20,877 BUT THAT'S THE SKIP'S DECISION. 1595 01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:22,278 I HAVE TO GO WITH IT BECAUSE, AS YOU SAY, 1596 01:16:22,311 --> 01:16:23,880 WE GOT A CHANCE TO MAKE THIRD PLACE. 1597 01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:26,282 AND THEY WERE IN FIFTH PLACE WHEN YOU GOT THERE. 1598 01:16:26,315 --> 01:16:28,785 WELL, I FINALLY GOT THEM PLAYIN' PATENTED STAN ROSS BASEBALL. 1599 01:16:28,818 --> 01:16:29,819 OKAY, STAN. {\an8}HEY, STAN. 1600 01:16:29,853 --> 01:16:31,320 STAN ROSS, AT 47, 1601 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:32,989 THE OLDEST MAN EVER TO HOMER IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES. 1602 01:16:33,022 --> 01:16:34,991 HOW'S IT FEEL, SLUGGER? 1603 01:16:35,024 --> 01:16:36,993 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, STAN, WE NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD DO IT, 1604 01:16:37,026 --> 01:16:38,594 AND SOME OF US HOPED YOU WOULDN'T, 1605 01:16:38,628 --> 01:16:40,563 SO WE OWE YOU AN APOLOGY BIG-TIME. 1606 01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:42,832 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT TAKES A BIG MAN TO ADMIT WHEN HE WRONG, 1607 01:16:42,866 --> 01:16:45,869 BUT LIKE MY TEAMMATE KENJI FUKUDA TAUGHT ME TO SAY... 1608 01:16:48,471 --> 01:16:50,573 {\an8}WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT? 1609 01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:51,941 STAN. {\an8}WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD? 1610 01:16:51,975 --> 01:16:54,310 YEAH, STAN. {\an8}WHAT ABOUT NUMBER 3,000? 1611 01:16:54,343 --> 01:16:56,312 WHAT ABOUT IT? {\an8}WHAT GAME ARE YOU ACTUALLY GONNA GET THIS HIT IN? 1612 01:16:56,345 --> 01:16:57,747 I THINK I'M GONNA GET IT ON THE NEXT AT-BAT. 1613 01:16:57,781 --> 01:16:59,482 YOU GOT ANOTHER HOMER LEFT IN YOU? 1614 01:16:59,515 --> 01:17:01,017 KEEP YOUR POPCORN BY YOUR SIDE 'CAUSE IT'S COMIN'. 1615 01:17:02,551 --> 01:17:04,487 STAN ROSS. {\an8}IS IT GONNA BE A HOME RUN? 1616 01:17:04,688 --> 01:17:06,522 WELL, THE FASTER YOU THROW IT IN, THE QUICKER IT'S GOIN' OUT. 1617 01:17:06,555 --> 01:17:08,758 {\an8}HEY, STAN. STAN. 1618 01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:10,927 LISTEN, MAN, I HOPE YOU WEREN'T LISTENING TO ALL THE TRASH 1619 01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:12,495 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU BEFORE YOU HIT YOUR GROOVE. 1620 01:17:12,528 --> 01:17:13,730 TOM, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE WHERE YOU ARE 1621 01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:15,098 IF IT WASN'T FOR ROSEANNE. 1622 01:17:16,399 --> 01:17:17,633 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1623 01:17:17,667 --> 01:17:19,302 THAT WOULD HAVE HURT IF IT WASN'T TRUE. 1624 01:17:19,335 --> 01:17:22,371 STAN ROSS. 1625 01:17:22,405 --> 01:17:23,873 HEY, GIRL, YOU BEEN WATCHIN'? 1626 01:17:23,907 --> 01:17:25,541 THE WHOLE WORLD LOVES ME AGAIN, BABY. 1627 01:17:25,742 --> 01:17:27,777 STAN ROSS, THE KING OF SWING. 1628 01:17:27,811 --> 01:17:29,879 SWEETHEART, I'M GOIN' NATIONAL. 1629 01:17:29,913 --> 01:17:31,614 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND 1630 01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:33,783 A LITTLE LIKE THE OLD STAN NOW. 1631 01:17:33,817 --> 01:17:35,685 {\an8}No, sweetheart, you're gettin' the best of both worlds -- 1632 01:17:35,719 --> 01:17:37,120 THE OLD AND THE NEW STAN ROSS. 1633 01:17:37,153 --> 01:17:38,955 TEAM PLAYER, BABY. 1634 01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:40,824 ALL RIGHT, SO AFTER YOU GO NATIONAL WITH ALL THIS PRESS, 1635 01:17:40,857 --> 01:17:42,859 WHAT'S GONNA BE LEFT FOR ME? 1636 01:17:42,892 --> 01:17:44,493 {\an8}I'm gonna tell you what's gonna be left for you. 1637 01:17:44,527 --> 01:17:46,662 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A SPECIAL EXCLUSIVE. 1638 01:17:46,696 --> 01:17:50,133 YOU MEET ME AT THE BALL PARK THURSDAY MORNING AT 9:00. 1639 01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:54,470 {\an8}Just you and me and the team. 1640 01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:56,672 SEE, I CALLED A SPECIAL PRACTICE ON MY DAY OFF 1641 01:17:56,706 --> 01:17:58,541 ON OUR LAST HOME STAND. {\an8}Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1642 01:17:58,574 --> 01:18:00,676 STAN ROSS CALLED FOR AN EXTRA PRACTICE? 1643 01:18:00,710 --> 01:18:03,346 NOW, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIVE TO SEE THIS DAY. 1644 01:18:03,379 --> 01:18:05,982 I GUESS YOU ARE GETTING A LITTLE SERIOUS, HUH? 1645 01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:08,684 MAYBE I'M GETTIN' SERIOUS ABOUT YOU. 1646 01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:15,491 I'LL SEE YOU AT PRACTICE. 1647 01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:16,926 BABY, YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF. 1648 01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:18,494 BYE. 1649 01:18:21,097 --> 01:18:24,067 OH, BOY. 1650 01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:25,701 WHAT YOU GONNA DO? 1651 01:18:27,603 --> 01:18:29,372 WHOO! 1652 01:18:29,405 --> 01:18:31,540 {\an8}* LET'S GROOVE TONIGHT HEY, HEY! HOW YOU DOIN', DOG? 1653 01:18:31,574 --> 01:18:33,576 {\an8}HEY, STAN, GO GET YOUR HIT THIS SATURDAY, MAN. 1654 01:18:33,609 --> 01:18:35,011 I GOT TICKETS FOR THAT ONE, HUH? 1655 01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:36,545 NO, I GOT TICKETS FOR TOMORROW! 1656 01:18:36,579 --> 01:18:38,014 YOU SAVE THE STUBS, BOYS AND GIRLS, 1657 01:18:38,047 --> 01:18:39,783 BECAUSE I'M GOING DEEP EVERY GAME, 1658 01:18:39,816 --> 01:18:40,984 AND THEY ALL GONNA BE COLLECTOR'S ITEMS. 1659 01:18:41,217 --> 01:18:42,685 YOU-ALL WATCH AND SEE. 1660 01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:45,088 COME HERE. I GOT A NEW IDEA. LISTEN. 1661 01:18:45,121 --> 01:18:48,057 I GOT A NEW PlayStation GAME -- "HALL OF FAME BASEBALL," 1662 01:18:48,091 --> 01:18:49,959 WHERE I GET A CHANCE TO HIT AGAINST ALL THOSE PITCHERS 1663 01:18:49,993 --> 01:18:51,861 THAT WERE DEAD BEFORE I WAS BORN, 1664 01:18:51,895 --> 01:18:53,763 LIKE WALTER JOHNSON AND CHRISTY MATHEWSON, 1665 01:18:53,797 --> 01:18:55,765 AND THAT CANDY-ASS CY YOUNG. 1666 01:18:55,799 --> 01:18:57,533 WELL, YOU DRAW UP THE PLANS. 1667 01:18:57,566 --> 01:19:00,536 YOU GOT A CALL AN HOUR AGO FROM "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 1668 01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:01,905 THEY WANT YOU ON THERE TOMORROW. 1669 01:19:01,938 --> 01:19:04,540 I'M ON A ROLL, MAN. I'M TELLIN' YOU. 1670 01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:06,475 THAT'S BIG-TIME EXPOSURE. BUT HERE'S THE HOOK. 1671 01:19:06,509 --> 01:19:08,878 WHAT? THEY WANT YOU AT THE STUDIO AT 9:00. 1672 01:19:08,912 --> 01:19:10,613 THAT'S COOL. THAT'S COOL. 1673 01:19:10,814 --> 01:19:12,548 BUT YOU GOT THAT EXTRA PRACTICE IN THE MORNING. 1674 01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:14,750 THAT'S ONE PRACTICE -- ONE PRACTICE. 1675 01:19:14,784 --> 01:19:16,452 I'M TALKING ABOUT JAY LENO. 1676 01:19:16,485 --> 01:19:18,487 THAT'S BIGGER THAN THE GAME. 1677 01:19:21,157 --> 01:19:23,426 {\an8}Leno: STAN ROSS, COME ON OUT HERE! 1678 01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:26,629 WHAT'S UP? 1679 01:19:30,466 --> 01:19:31,968 WHAT'S UP, BABY? 1680 01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:33,602 ALL ON, BABY. 1681 01:19:36,672 --> 01:19:38,174 HAVE A SEAT. 1682 01:19:39,642 --> 01:19:41,911 ALL RIGHT. 1683 01:19:41,945 --> 01:19:43,579 ALL RIGHT, TEAM BREWER IS ON A ROLL, 1684 01:19:43,612 --> 01:19:44,848 MAKING A PUSH FOR THIRD PLACE. 1685 01:19:45,048 --> 01:19:46,950 HA HA, BABY, I'M ON A ROLL, TOO, JAY. 1686 01:19:46,983 --> 01:19:48,251 I'M ON A ROLL, TOO. 1687 01:19:48,284 --> 01:19:49,919 I'M SURE TO STAY ON THAT ROLL, 1688 01:19:49,953 --> 01:19:51,687 WHAT, ARE YOU TAKING THE ENSURE EVERY DAY? 1689 01:19:51,888 --> 01:19:53,522 {\an8}IS IT ONCE A DAY OR TWICE? 1690 01:19:53,556 --> 01:19:55,825 AND THEN YOU HAVE A SENSIBLE MEAL FOR DINNER. 1691 01:19:55,859 --> 01:19:57,526 I'M NOT SURE. HOW DOES IT WORK? I CAN DO ANYTHING A 20-YEAR-OLD CAN DO. 1692 01:19:57,560 --> 01:19:58,995 ANY DOGGONE THING, BABY. 1693 01:19:59,028 --> 01:20:00,997 ANYTHING, HUH? 1694 01:20:01,030 --> 01:20:02,866 SHOW YOU RIGHT. AND I CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT. 1695 01:20:03,066 --> 01:20:04,633 DAVE? 1696 01:20:04,667 --> 01:20:07,003 YEAH, THERE'S A LARGE BLACK MAN HITTING ON YOUR WIFE. 1697 01:20:08,671 --> 01:20:10,606 YEAH, SHOW YOU RIGHT. SO, WHAT'S NEXT? 1698 01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:12,008 I STARTED MY OWN LITTLE STUFF RIGHT HERE. 1699 01:20:12,041 --> 01:20:13,943 CHECK THIS OUT. LOOK AT THAT. 1700 01:20:13,977 --> 01:20:16,846 MY OWN LITTLE CANDY -- ROSS BAR. "ROSS BAR." 1701 01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:18,982 GET A SHOT OF THAT ONE. 1702 01:20:19,015 --> 01:20:21,985 THAT IS THE MOST RATTY-ASS CANDY BAR I'VE EVER SEEN. 1703 01:20:22,018 --> 01:20:24,787 {\an8}WHAT IS THAT? IT'S A PIECE OF LOOSE-LEAF PAPER YOU WROTE "ROSS BAR" ON. 1704 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:26,722 IT'S A PROTOTYPE. {\an8}OH, THE PROTOTYPE. 1705 01:20:26,755 --> 01:20:28,724 {\an8}YOU GOTTA START SOMEWHERE. 1706 01:20:28,757 --> 01:20:30,960 YOU KNOW, I'M AN ENTREPRENEUR. 1707 01:20:30,994 --> 01:20:33,629 YOU KNOW, ONCE YOU GET OVER THE INITIAL MODESTY, I THINK YOU'LL BE FINE. 1708 01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:35,798 YOU TALKIN' TO THE LADIES' PET THE MEN REGRET. 1709 01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:37,500 I'M STAN ROSS. 1710 01:20:37,533 --> 01:20:38,301 WHAT'S MY NAME, BABY? 1711 01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:39,835 {\an8}Audience: STAN ROSS! 1712 01:20:39,869 --> 01:20:42,005 THEY CALL ME WHAT? {\an8}THE BOSS! 1713 01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:43,639 BECAUSE I... {\an8}PAY THE COST! 1714 01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:45,141 BECAUSE I'M... {\an8}STAN ROSS! 1715 01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:47,843 TURN IT UP, BABY! 1716 01:20:47,877 --> 01:20:50,046 STAN ROSS. BE RIGHT BACK RIGHT AFTER THIS. 1717 01:20:50,079 --> 01:20:51,314 {\an8}DON'T GO AWAY. 1718 01:20:54,683 --> 01:20:56,185 YES, SIR. 1719 01:20:56,219 --> 01:20:58,321 {\an8}BOCA! YO, BO! 1720 01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:00,890 DID YOU SEE ME, BABY? HA HA. 1721 01:21:00,924 --> 01:21:03,326 JAY AND I DID OUR THING. THAT AIN'T NO ESPN. 1722 01:21:03,359 --> 01:21:05,761 I'M TALKIN' BIG-TIME. 1723 01:21:08,197 --> 01:21:10,266 HEY. HEY, BABY. 1724 01:21:10,299 --> 01:21:12,168 DON'T YOU "BABY" ME. 1725 01:21:12,201 --> 01:21:14,770 I WENT TO THE BALL PARK THIS MORNING, AND YOU WEREN'T THERE. 1726 01:21:14,971 --> 01:21:17,240 YOUR ENTIRE TEAM WAS THERE, AND YOU'RE A NO-SHOW. 1727 01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:19,075 WELL, I MEAN... 1728 01:21:19,108 --> 01:21:21,744 "WELL?" DIDN'T YOU CALL FOR THE PRACTICE? 1729 01:21:21,777 --> 01:21:23,746 AND BESIDES LETTING DOWN YOUR TEAMMATES, 1730 01:21:23,779 --> 01:21:25,949 YOU TOLD ME I COULD INTERVIEW YOU. 1731 01:21:25,982 --> 01:21:27,951 WELL, COME ON, INTERVIEW ME NOW. 1732 01:21:27,984 --> 01:21:29,852 COME ON, TURN THE CAMERA ON. 1733 01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:31,087 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M HIDING FROM YOU, BABY. 1734 01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:32,655 I'LL COME RIGHT AROUND. THAT AIN'T NOTHIN'. 1735 01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:34,557 {\an8}SHOOT. 1736 01:21:34,590 --> 01:21:36,259 {\an8}COME ON, BABY. 1737 01:21:36,292 --> 01:21:38,261 ALL RIGHT, FORGET THIS. I'LL -- I'LL JUST FREESTYLE IT. 1738 01:21:38,294 --> 01:21:39,895 MARK, STEVE, ARE YOU READY? 1739 01:21:39,929 --> 01:21:41,998 YOU DIDN'T ASK ME IF I'M READY. 1740 01:21:42,231 --> 01:21:43,866 WELL, YOU ALWAYS READY. WELL, LET ME GET ON THAT SIDE. 1741 01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:45,601 YOU CAN SEE THE BALLS. IT LOOKS BETTER. 1742 01:21:45,634 --> 01:21:46,702 HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'? ALL RIGHT, STAN. 1743 01:21:46,735 --> 01:21:48,204 GOOD. 1744 01:21:48,237 --> 01:21:49,738 COME ON, BABY. 1745 01:21:52,275 --> 01:21:54,910 I'M HERE WITH HALL OF FAMER HOPEFUL STAN ROSS, 1746 01:21:55,078 --> 01:21:56,912 WHO IS NOW JUST ONE HIT 1747 01:21:56,946 --> 01:22:01,317 FROM RECLAIMING HIS CHERISHED 3,000 CAREER HITS. 1748 01:22:01,985 --> 01:22:04,320 BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT THE NAME "MR. 3000." 1749 01:22:04,353 --> 01:22:06,922 FIT JUST RIGHT, DOESN'T IT? 1750 01:22:06,956 --> 01:22:09,392 WHY IS THERE SO MUCH EMPHASIS ON THE NAME? 1751 01:22:09,425 --> 01:22:11,294 WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT IT? 1752 01:22:11,327 --> 01:22:13,929 BECAUSE IT IDENTIFIES GREATNESS. 1753 01:22:13,963 --> 01:22:16,932 WHEN YOU THINK OF MR. 3000, YOU THINK OF MR. STAN ROSS, 1754 01:22:16,966 --> 01:22:19,402 ONE OF THE GREATEST HITTERS STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN. 1755 01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:21,737 WHO WERE YOU BEFORE MR. 3000? 1756 01:22:21,770 --> 01:22:23,339 MR. 3000. 1757 01:22:25,008 --> 01:22:27,143 I'M JUST KIDDING. 1758 01:22:27,176 --> 01:22:29,145 BEFORE THAT, I WAS A YOUNG BLACK KID 1759 01:22:29,178 --> 01:22:30,779 ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF CHICAGO, STANLEY ROSS, 1760 01:22:30,813 --> 01:22:32,181 JUST PLAYIN' BASEBALL. 1761 01:22:32,215 --> 01:22:34,950 WHAT DOES STANLEY ROSS THINK OF MR. 3000? 1762 01:22:34,984 --> 01:22:36,285 HE WANTS HIS AUTOGRAPH. 1763 01:22:37,353 --> 01:22:38,287 REALLY? 1764 01:22:38,321 --> 01:22:39,622 {\an8}REALLY. 1765 01:22:39,655 --> 01:22:42,091 WHAT ABOUT YOUR TEAMMATES? 1766 01:22:42,125 --> 01:22:43,759 THEY DON'T NEED IT. 1767 01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:46,029 THEY GET THE CHANCE TO SEE HISTORY IN THE MAKING. 1768 01:22:46,062 --> 01:22:47,630 OH, OKAY. 1769 01:22:47,663 --> 01:22:49,765 SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS, 1770 01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:52,701 YOUR TEAMMATES GET TO SEE YOUR 3,000th HIT, {\an8}MM-HMM. 1771 01:22:52,735 --> 01:22:54,703 BUT NOT POTENTIALLY MOVE INTO THIRD PLACE? 1772 01:22:54,737 --> 01:22:56,372 {\an8}WHAT I'M SAYING IS, 1773 01:22:56,405 --> 01:22:58,441 THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE BOUGHT TICKETS THIS WEEKEND, 1774 01:22:58,474 --> 01:23:00,209 NOT TO SEE US PLAY FOR THIRD PLACE, 1775 01:23:00,243 --> 01:23:02,778 BUT TO SEE ME GET MY HIT. 1776 01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:04,313 REALLY? {\an8}DAMN RIGHT. 1777 01:23:04,347 --> 01:23:06,015 {\an8}IT'S THE SAME REASON WHY EVERYBODY ELSE HERE. 1778 01:23:06,049 --> 01:23:08,184 SAME REASON WHY THEY HERE. SAME REASON WHY YOU HERE, 1779 01:23:08,217 --> 01:23:09,452 UNLESS YOU'RE HERE FOR SOMETHING ELSE. 1780 01:23:09,485 --> 01:23:11,387 OH. OH, OKAY. 1781 01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:14,657 YOU SELFISH SON OF A BITCH! 1782 01:23:14,690 --> 01:23:16,792 YOU DON'T WANT THAT ON THAT CAMERA. NO, NO, NO. I'M FINE. 1783 01:23:16,825 --> 01:23:18,861 BECAUSE I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S DESPERATE 1784 01:23:18,894 --> 01:23:20,863 TO LIVE HIS ENTIRE LIFE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA. 1785 01:23:20,896 --> 01:23:23,299 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO ON AND TELL THEM ABOUT TORONTO 1786 01:23:23,332 --> 01:23:25,000 AND THE HISTORY YOU LEFT THERE? OH, COME ON, MO. THAT'S SO OLD. 1787 01:23:25,034 --> 01:23:27,903 YOU'RE OLD! YOUR DAMN EGO IS SO OLD! 1788 01:23:27,936 --> 01:23:30,139 IT HASN'T CHANGED, STAN. 1789 01:23:30,173 --> 01:23:32,007 I MEAN... 1790 01:23:32,041 --> 01:23:34,977 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EVEN THINK ABOUT MOVING BACK HERE 1791 01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:36,912 WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN DO WHAT YOU SAY YOU'RE GONNA DO? 1792 01:23:36,945 --> 01:23:38,914 MO, IT'S ONLY ONE DAMN PRACTICE, BABY. 1793 01:23:38,947 --> 01:23:42,017 YOU KNOW IT'S BIGGER THAN ONE PRACTICE, STAN. 1794 01:23:50,359 --> 01:23:52,228 BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. 1795 01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:56,699 I AM HERE TO RECORD YOUR HISTORY IN THE MAKING. 1796 01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:02,004 AND IT'S THE SAME AS IT EVER WAS. 1797 01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:03,806 MO. 1798 01:24:09,212 --> 01:24:10,946 {\an8}Boca: YOU GONNA RUN AFTER HER? 1799 01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:18,721 NO. 1800 01:24:19,955 --> 01:24:22,291 I'LL CATCH HER LATER. 1801 01:24:22,325 --> 01:24:25,094 I GOT BALL GAMES TO PLAY. 1802 01:24:29,765 --> 01:24:30,533 WHAT? 1803 01:24:30,566 --> 01:24:32,535 WHEW. {\an8}WHAT? 1804 01:24:32,568 --> 01:24:36,205 NO, I'M -- I'M JUST SAYING, MAN, THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU, MAN. 1805 01:24:36,239 --> 01:24:37,906 WAIT A MINUTE. 1806 01:24:37,940 --> 01:24:39,808 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1807 01:24:39,842 --> 01:24:43,212 I'M JUST SAYING THAT I COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU 1808 01:24:43,246 --> 01:24:44,880 TO DO YOUR THING, YOU KNOW? 1809 01:24:44,913 --> 01:24:47,150 YOU'RE CONSISTENT. YOU'RE ALWAYS DRIVEN. 1810 01:24:47,183 --> 01:24:49,152 AND YOU'RE ALWAYS FOR YOURSELF. 1811 01:24:50,286 --> 01:24:52,421 YOU SAYIN' THAT'S A GOOD THING? 1812 01:24:55,958 --> 01:24:57,293 I'M JUST SAYING. 1813 01:25:05,534 --> 01:25:07,903 {\an8}* COME ON! 1814 01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:09,805 {\an8}Announcer: JUST TWO WEEKS AGO, FANS, 1815 01:25:09,838 --> 01:25:11,174 {\an8}THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS SEEMED WILLING 1816 01:25:11,207 --> 01:25:13,108 {\an8}TO ACCEPT THEIR PERENNIAL POSITION 1817 01:25:13,142 --> 01:25:15,244 {\an8}IN THE DIVISION CELLAR. 1818 01:25:15,278 --> 01:25:16,945 {\an8}IS IT MORE THAN A COINCIDENCE 1819 01:25:16,979 --> 01:25:19,014 {\an8}THAT THEIR SOLID DEFENSE AND CLUTCH HITTING 1820 01:25:19,047 --> 01:25:24,019 {\an8}STARTED WITH STAN ROSS' 2,998th HIT? 1821 01:25:24,052 --> 01:25:27,022 {\an8}WELL, ROSS WAS JUST A SPECTATOR DURING THEIR LAST ROAD TRIP. 1822 01:25:27,055 --> 01:25:31,160 {\an8}T-REX PENNEBAKER HAS EMERGED AS THE TEAM LEADER. 1823 01:25:31,194 --> 01:25:33,596 {\an8}WE'VE ALL WITNESSED THE MOUNTING FRUSTRATION FOR ROSS, 1824 01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:35,164 {\an8}WHO HAS GONE HITLESS 1825 01:25:35,364 --> 01:25:36,865 {\an8}IN THE FIRST TWO GAMES AGAINST THE ASTROS 1826 01:25:36,899 --> 01:25:39,268 {\an8}IN THIS, HIS FINAL HOME STAND. 1827 01:25:39,302 --> 01:25:42,137 {\an8}YOU CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHAT'S GOING THROUGH HIS MIND 1828 01:25:42,338 --> 01:25:44,440 {\an8}AS ROSS' WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY 1829 01:25:44,473 --> 01:25:46,842 {\an8}TO JOIN THAT ELITE 3,000-HIT CLUB 1830 01:25:46,875 --> 01:25:51,514 {\an8}IS ABOUT TO CLOSE AND CLOSE BEFORE A NATIONWIDE AUDIENCE. 1831 01:25:51,547 --> 01:25:54,283 {\an8}SO, HERE WE ARE. THE STAGE IS SET. 1832 01:25:54,317 --> 01:25:57,553 {\an8}A RE-ENERGIZED TEAM PLAYS FOR RESPECTABILITY, 1833 01:25:57,586 --> 01:26:01,390 {\an8}WHILE STAN ROSS KNOCKS ON THE DOOR OF BASEBALL GREATNESS. 1834 01:26:01,424 --> 01:26:05,828 {\an8}TONIGHT, 35,000 FANS WITNESS AS HISTORY UNFOLDS 1835 01:26:05,861 --> 01:26:08,864 {\an8}OVER NINE INNINGS OF BREWERS BASEBALL. 1836 01:26:21,910 --> 01:26:25,013 LAST CHANCE TO GO OUT THERE AND GET YOURS. 1837 01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:38,894 {\an8}WE HAVE A LINEUP CHANGE TONIGHT. 1838 01:26:38,927 --> 01:26:42,197 {\an8}IN HOPES OF SQUEEZING OUT AN EXTRA AT-BAT FOR ROSS, 1839 01:26:42,231 --> 01:26:45,601 {\an8}HE'S HITTING CLEANUP RIGHT BEHIND REX PENNEBAKER. 1840 01:26:45,634 --> 01:26:49,338 {\an8}Man onNOW BATTING, FIRST BASEMAN, NUMBER 21, 1841 01:26:49,372 --> 01:26:52,107 {\an8}STAN ROSS! 1842 01:26:52,140 --> 01:26:54,543 {\an8}Announcer: THIS BIG CROWD IS CHARGED TONIGHT. 1843 01:26:54,577 --> 01:26:56,445 {\an8}THE RIGHT-HANDER NORTON, 1844 01:26:56,479 --> 01:26:58,046 {\an8}ONE OF THE MOST FIERCELY COMPETITIVE PITCHERS 1845 01:26:58,247 --> 01:27:00,115 {\an8}IN THE LEAGUE, WILL DO EVERYTHING HE CAN 1846 01:27:00,148 --> 01:27:03,519 {\an8}TO AVOID BEING A FOOTNOTE IN BASEBALL HISTORY. 1847 01:27:03,552 --> 01:27:05,921 {\an8}ONE GAME, ONE MORE HIT, 1848 01:27:05,954 --> 01:27:09,157 {\an8}AND HE HAS THAT MAGICAL 3,000. 1849 01:27:27,175 --> 01:27:28,511 BALL. 1850 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:35,150 {\an8}THEY'RE ON THEIR FEET, ROOTING FOR ROSS TO GET AHOLD OF ONE, 1851 01:27:35,183 --> 01:27:37,420 {\an8}AS NORTON GETS HIS SIGN. 1852 01:27:40,188 --> 01:27:42,391 {\an8}ROSS PUTS A GOOD SWING ON IT. 1853 01:27:42,425 --> 01:27:44,960 {\an8}IT'S DEEP TO RIGHT FIELD AND CARRYING WELL. 1854 01:27:48,331 --> 01:27:49,598 DAMN. 1855 01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:57,406 YO, ROSS! 1856 01:27:57,440 --> 01:27:59,074 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT? 1857 01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:01,076 YOU AIN'T GETTIN' THAT HIT OFF ME TONIGHT! 1858 01:28:01,109 --> 01:28:02,545 DEAL WITH IT! 1859 01:28:16,992 --> 01:28:18,661 {\an8}HIS SLIDER SUCKS. 1860 01:28:18,694 --> 01:28:20,429 COME ON, MAN. 1861 01:28:20,463 --> 01:28:22,631 I GUESS SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE SHOWED UP TO THAT PRACTICE. 1862 01:28:35,744 --> 01:28:37,380 {\an8}Announcer: HOME HALF OF THE FOURTH. 1863 01:28:37,413 --> 01:28:39,047 {\an8}IT'S STILL A SCORELESS TIE. 1864 01:28:39,081 --> 01:28:41,116 {\an8}THIS CROWD RIPE WITH ANTICIPATION 1865 01:28:41,149 --> 01:28:43,652 {\an8}EVERY TIME ROSS STEPS TO THE PLATE. 1866 01:28:49,658 --> 01:28:51,226 {\an8}ROSS SWINGS. 1867 01:28:51,259 --> 01:28:53,396 {\an8}A SHARP GROUND BALL UP THE MIDDLE. 1868 01:28:53,429 --> 01:28:56,031 {\an8}SECOND BASEMAN GOMEZ WITH A DIVING STOP. 1869 01:28:56,064 --> 01:28:58,667 {\an8}HE SCRAMBLES. IT'S GONNA BE CLOSE. 1870 01:29:01,404 --> 01:29:03,305 {\an8}HE'S OUT! 1871 01:29:03,338 --> 01:29:05,674 {\an8}OH, MY, WHAT A CLOSE PLAY! 1872 01:29:05,708 --> 01:29:08,677 {\an8}FROM OUR ANGLE, I THOUGHT HE WAS SAFE. 1873 01:29:08,711 --> 01:29:10,746 {\an8}Crowd: YOU'RE WRONG! 1874 01:29:10,779 --> 01:29:14,316 {\an8}I'M SURPRISED STAN ROSS ISN'T PROTESTING THE CALL. 1875 01:29:29,297 --> 01:29:31,500 THAT MAN WAS SAFE! THAT MAN WAS OUT. 1876 01:29:31,534 --> 01:29:33,335 THE MAN IS SAFE! WHAT GAME ARE YOU WATCHING? I CALLED THE MAN OUT. 1877 01:29:33,368 --> 01:29:35,538 OH, REALLY? I'M WATCHING THE SAME GAME YOU ARE! 1878 01:29:35,571 --> 01:29:38,173 WE ARE PLAYING FOR THIRD PLACE HERE! THE MAN WAS OUT! 1879 01:29:38,206 --> 01:29:39,074 WE'RE TRYING TO WIN A BALL GAME HERE! DON'T MAKE ME RUN YOU, GUS. 1880 01:29:39,107 --> 01:29:40,776 YOU GOT YOUR HEAD SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, 1881 01:29:40,809 --> 01:29:42,745 YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE PLAY! HEAD UP MY ASS? 1882 01:29:42,778 --> 01:29:44,413 THAT'S RIGHT! HEAD UP YOUR ASS! DID YOU SAY "HEAD UP MY ASS"? 1883 01:29:44,447 --> 01:29:45,781 THAT'S WHAT I SAID! THAT'S IT! 1884 01:29:45,814 --> 01:29:47,550 YOU'RE OUTTA HERE! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! 1885 01:29:47,750 --> 01:29:49,752 GET OFF OF MY FIELD! 1886 01:29:49,785 --> 01:29:51,454 YOU'RE THE WORST UMPIRE IN THIS WHOLE LEAGUE! 1887 01:29:51,487 --> 01:29:53,121 OUTTA HERE! 1888 01:29:53,155 --> 01:29:55,424 YOU'RE SUCH A JERK! 1889 01:29:57,793 --> 01:29:59,127 THE MAN WAS SAFE! 1890 01:29:59,161 --> 01:30:00,262 THE GUY'S OUT! HE'S OUT! 1891 01:30:00,295 --> 01:30:01,229 HE WAS SAFE! 1892 01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:02,631 {\an8}WALK HIM OFF THE FIELD! 1893 01:30:02,665 --> 01:30:04,132 GET HIM OFF MY FIELD! 1894 01:30:04,166 --> 01:30:05,734 YOU WERE SAFE! 1895 01:30:05,768 --> 01:30:09,071 YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL. COME ON, TIGER. HE WAS SAFE! 1896 01:30:09,271 --> 01:30:12,107 {\an8}Announcer: SO IT BOILS DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH INNING, 1897 01:30:12,140 --> 01:30:14,577 {\an8}STILL SCORELESS HERE IN THE FINAL GAME OF THE SEASON. 1898 01:30:14,777 --> 01:30:18,413 {\an8}"MR. 2999" VERY LIKELY WILL BE MAKING 1899 01:30:18,447 --> 01:30:22,150 {\an8}HIS LAST PLATE APPEARANCE OF A STORIED BIG-LEAGUE CAREER. 1900 01:30:23,652 --> 01:30:27,289 {\an8}BUT FIRST THE MAN WHO'S BECOME SORT OF ROSS' PROTEGE OF LATE, 1901 01:30:27,322 --> 01:30:28,791 {\an8}T-REX PENNEBAKER. 1902 01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:32,495 {\an8}AND WE'VE GOT AN INTERESTING SITUATION HERE, FANS. 1903 01:30:32,528 --> 01:30:34,429 {\an8}IF PENNEBAKER HOMERS, 1904 01:30:34,463 --> 01:30:37,432 {\an8}THAT'S THE GAME, AND ROSS WON'T GET ANOTHER SHOT. 1905 01:30:37,466 --> 01:30:39,635 {\an8}Man: COME ON! COME ON, BABY! 1906 01:30:43,472 --> 01:30:45,240 COME ON, BABY. GET ON. 1907 01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:48,210 I'LL BRING YOU HOME. COME ON, GET ON, BABY. 1908 01:30:50,312 --> 01:30:51,647 JUST GET ON. 1909 01:30:59,488 --> 01:31:01,423 {\an8}AND THAT BALL IS CRUSHED -- 1910 01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:03,291 {\an8}A LINE DRIVE TO DEEP LEFT CENTER. 1911 01:31:03,325 --> 01:31:04,760 {\an8}IT'S GOING, GOING. 1912 01:31:04,793 --> 01:31:06,795 {\an8}IT IS... OFF THE BASE OF THE WALL. 1913 01:31:06,829 --> 01:31:10,165 {\an8}PENNEBAKER ROUNDS FIRST, HEADING FOR SECOND. 1914 01:31:10,198 --> 01:31:12,668 SAFE! {\an8}AND HE IS SAFE WITH A RINGING DOUBLE. 1915 01:31:12,701 --> 01:31:14,436 {\an8}OH, MAN! 1916 01:31:14,469 --> 01:31:17,205 {\an8}HE ALMOST TOOK THE BAT RIGHT OUT OF STAN ROSS' HANDS. 1917 01:31:17,239 --> 01:31:20,142 BUT NOW ROSS IS UP WITH NOT ONLY A CHANCE 1918 01:31:20,175 --> 01:31:23,712 {\an8}FOR HIS 3,000th BASE HIT AND A CALL FROM COOPERSTOWN, 1919 01:31:23,746 --> 01:31:26,314 {\an8}BUT AN OPPORTUNITY TO DRIVE IN THE WINNING RUN 1920 01:31:26,348 --> 01:31:28,316 {\an8}AND END THE BREWERS' SEASON ON A HIGH NOTE. 1921 01:31:28,483 --> 01:31:30,686 {\an8}Man: 3,000, BABY! 1922 01:31:37,693 --> 01:31:39,394 ALL RIGHT. 1923 01:31:39,427 --> 01:31:40,896 {\an8}COME ON. 1924 01:31:48,704 --> 01:31:49,638 BALL. 1925 01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:58,313 PITCH TO HIM. LET'S GO, MAN. 1926 01:31:58,346 --> 01:31:59,548 GET YOUR HIT. 1927 01:32:11,259 --> 01:32:12,494 BALL. 1928 01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:13,896 PITCH TO ME, DAMN IT! 1929 01:32:13,929 --> 01:32:15,397 REACH OUT THERE AND GET IT, THEN. 1930 01:32:18,366 --> 01:32:19,702 REACH OUT AND GET IT. 1931 01:32:20,969 --> 01:32:23,672 {\an8}Announcer: THOSE FIRST TWO DELIVERIES, WAY OUTSIDE. 1932 01:32:23,706 --> 01:32:25,574 {\an8}ROSS NOW CROWDING THE PLATE. 1933 01:32:25,608 --> 01:32:26,942 {\an8}2 BALLS, NO STRIKES. 1934 01:32:26,975 --> 01:32:28,577 {\an8}NOTHING CLOSE FROM NORTON. 1935 01:32:38,721 --> 01:32:39,722 RIGHT HERE! 1936 01:32:43,458 --> 01:32:45,293 {\an8}Announcer: HERE WE GO. THIS IS IT. 1937 01:32:45,327 --> 01:32:46,428 {\an8}3-0, THE COUNT. 1938 01:32:46,629 --> 01:32:48,463 {\an8}THIS CROWD ROARING, 1939 01:32:48,496 --> 01:32:51,900 {\an8}BEGGING NORTON TO CHALLENGE ROSS WITH A DECENT PITCH. 1940 01:33:01,309 --> 01:33:03,812 {\an8}Boca: I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU TO DO YOUR THING, YOU KNOW? 1941 01:33:04,913 --> 01:33:08,383 {\an8}YOU'RE CONSISTENT. YOU'RE ALWAYS DRIVEN. 1942 01:33:08,416 --> 01:33:09,985 {\an8}AND ALWAYS FOR YOURSELF. 1943 01:33:12,087 --> 01:33:13,622 {\an8}THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU. 1944 01:33:21,930 --> 01:33:23,899 {\an8}Announcer: LOOK AT THIS! 1945 01:33:23,932 --> 01:33:26,835 {\an8}ROSS LAYS A SACRIFICE BUNT UP THE FIRST-BASE LINE, 1946 01:33:26,869 --> 01:33:29,437 {\an8}AND T-REX ISN'T STOPPING AT THIRD. 1947 01:33:29,471 --> 01:33:31,740 {\an8}HERE'S A THROW TO FIRST BASE, AND ROSS IS OUT. YOU'RE OUT! 1948 01:33:31,774 --> 01:33:33,776 {\an8}HERE COMES THE PLAY TO THE PLATE. 1949 01:33:33,809 --> 01:33:35,010 {\an8}THE SLIDE, THE TAG -- HE IS SAFE! HE IS SAFE! 1950 01:33:35,043 --> 01:33:38,313 {\an8}THE BREWERS WIN! 1951 01:33:40,315 --> 01:33:41,950 {\an8}* WE'RE MOVIN' 1952 01:33:41,984 --> 01:33:43,585 {\an8}* GROOVIN' 1953 01:33:43,618 --> 01:33:46,421 {\an8}* AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW 1954 01:33:46,454 --> 01:33:50,358 {\an8}* GROOVIN' 1955 01:34:12,981 --> 01:34:16,651 Crowd: STAN! STAN! STAN! STAN! 1956 01:35:24,552 --> 01:35:26,889 {\an8}Stan: CORNY ENOUGH FOR YOU? 1957 01:35:26,922 --> 01:35:30,458 {\an8}WELL, IT GETS WORSE. 1958 01:35:30,492 --> 01:35:33,728 {\an8}FIRST OFF, NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE PRESS LOVES ME. 1959 01:35:33,762 --> 01:35:36,865 {\an8}TOOK 'EM LONG ENOUGH, THOUGH, HUH? 1960 01:35:36,899 --> 01:35:40,035 {\an8}THE HALL OF FAME VOTED ME IN ON THE VERY NEXT BALLOT. 1961 01:35:40,068 --> 01:35:43,571 {\an8}AND AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, I HAD PLENTY OF PEOPLE TO THANK. 1962 01:35:44,439 --> 01:35:45,908 {\an8}AND OLD MO -- 1963 01:35:45,941 --> 01:35:49,144 {\an8}SHE DECIDED TO MOVE BACK TO MILWAUKEE AFTER ALL. 1964 01:35:49,177 --> 01:35:51,713 {\an8}I KNOW SHE SAID I'D NEVER GET SERIOUS, 1965 01:35:51,746 --> 01:35:54,817 {\an8}BUT THESE DAYS, I'M EVEN THINKIN' ABOUT GETTIN' MARRIED. 1966 01:35:54,850 --> 01:35:58,053 {\an8}YOU KNOW, SO I CAN HAVE THAT GREAT SEX ALL THE TIME. 1967 01:35:59,955 --> 01:36:03,826 {\an8}AND HOT DAMN, IF BOCA DIDN'T JUST UP AND MOVE TO BOCA. 1968 01:36:04,026 --> 01:36:06,628 {\an8}I CAN SEE HIM RIGHT NOW, HELPING SOME LOST SOUL, SAYIN', 1969 01:36:06,661 --> 01:36:09,064 {\an8}"DO YOUR THING." DO YOUR THING. 1970 01:36:09,097 --> 01:36:12,801 {\an8}AND ME, I RETIRED AGAIN, LIKE YOU PROBABLY FIGURED. 1971 01:36:12,835 --> 01:36:14,937 {\an8}BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO GO OUT WITHOUT LEAVIN' THE FELLAS 1972 01:36:14,970 --> 01:36:17,472 {\an8}A LITTLE SOMETHIN' TO REMEMBER ME BY. 1973 01:36:20,943 --> 01:36:23,145 {\an8}EVEN THOUGH I LEFT THE GAME, 1974 01:36:23,178 --> 01:36:26,114 {\an8}I COULDN'T STAY TOO FAR FROM IT, SO I BOUGHT ME THAT SONG. 1975 01:36:43,298 --> 01:36:45,968 {\an8}* OUT OF THE TREE OF LIFE 1976 01:36:46,168 --> 01:36:48,503 {\an8}* I JUST PICKED ME A PLUM 1977 01:36:48,536 --> 01:36:50,205 {\an8}Stan: AND THAT'S THE WHOLE STORY. 1978 01:36:50,238 --> 01:36:52,107 {\an8}LIKE MY BABY MO SAYS, 1979 01:36:52,140 --> 01:36:54,509 {\an8}"IT'S ALL ABOUT FIGURIN' OUT WHO YOU ARE." 1980 01:36:54,542 --> 01:36:56,278 {\an8}AND SOME OF THAT'S JUST A MATTER 1981 01:36:56,311 --> 01:36:59,214 {\an8}OF GETTIN' A LITTLE OLDER AND ACCEPTIN' IT. 1982 01:36:59,247 --> 01:37:01,850 {\an8}AND I CAN DEAL WITH THAT. 1983 01:37:02,050 --> 01:37:04,786 {\an8}JUST 'CAUSE I'M RETIRED DON'T MEAN I'M INVISIBLE. 1984 01:37:04,819 --> 01:37:07,956 {\an8}IN FACT, I'M GUESSIN' YOU'VE PROBABLY SEEN MY COMMERCIAL 1985 01:37:07,990 --> 01:37:09,691 {\an8}ONCE OR TWICE YOURSELF. 1986 01:37:12,060 --> 01:37:14,729 {\an8}* THE BEST IS YET TO COME 1987 01:37:14,762 --> 01:37:18,533 {\an8}* AND, BABE, WON'T IT BE FINE? ♪ 1988 01:37:21,569 --> 01:37:24,672 {\an8}* YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN THE SUN ♪ 1989 01:37:24,706 --> 01:37:28,210 {\an8}* BUT YOU AIN'T SEEN IT SHINE 1990 01:37:31,079 --> 01:37:35,717 {\an8}* WAIT TILL THE WARM-UP'S UNDERWAY ♪ 1991 01:37:35,750 --> 01:37:40,688 {\an8}* WAIT TILL OUR LIPS HAVE MET 1992 01:37:40,722 --> 01:37:44,993 {\an8}* WAIT TILL YOU SEE THAT SUNSHINY DAY ♪ 1993 01:37:45,027 --> 01:37:48,696 {\an8}* YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET 1994 01:37:50,365 --> 01:37:53,101 {\an8}* THE BEST IS YET TO COME 1995 01:37:53,135 --> 01:37:56,571 {\an8}* AND, BABE, WON'T IT BE FINE? ♪ 1996 01:37:59,942 --> 01:38:02,610 {\an8}* THE BEST IS YET TO COME 1997 01:38:02,810 --> 01:38:06,148 {\an8}* COME THE DAY THAT YOU'RE MINE ♪ 1998 01:38:07,315 --> 01:38:10,885 {\an8}* COME THE DAY YOU'RE MINE 1999 01:38:12,087 --> 01:38:16,724 {\an8}* I'M GONNA TEACH YOU TO FLY 2000 01:38:16,758 --> 01:38:20,728 {\an8}* WE'VE ONLY TASTED THE WINE 2001 01:38:21,763 --> 01:38:27,069 {\an8}* WE'RE GONNA DRAIN THE CUP DRY ♪ 2002 01:38:28,770 --> 01:38:31,706 {\an8}* WAIT TILL YOUR CHARMS ARE RIGHT ♪ 2003 01:38:31,739 --> 01:38:35,277 {\an8}* FOR THESE ARMS TO SURROUND 2004 01:38:38,346 --> 01:38:41,749 {\an8}* YOU THINK YOU'VE FLOWN BEFORE ♪ 2005 01:38:41,916 --> 01:38:45,087 {\an8}* BUT YOU AIN'T LEFT THE GROUND ♪ 2006 01:38:48,156 --> 01:38:52,961 {\an8}* WAIT TILL YOU'RE LOCKED IN MY EMBRACE ♪ 2007 01:38:52,995 --> 01:38:57,899 {\an8}* WAIT TILL I HOLD YOU NEAR 2008 01:38:57,932 --> 01:39:02,737 {\an8}* WAIT TILL YOU SEE THAT SUNSHINY PLACE ♪ 2009 01:39:02,770 --> 01:39:07,709 {\an8}* AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE IT HERE 2010 01:39:07,942 --> 01:39:10,112 {\an8}* THE BEST IS YET TO COME 2011 01:39:10,145 --> 01:39:14,949 {\an8}* AND, BABE, WON'T IT BE FINE? ♪ 2012 01:39:17,052 --> 01:39:19,921 {\an8}* THE BEST IS YET TO COME 2013 01:39:19,954 --> 01:39:28,330 {\an8}* COME THE DAY YOU'RE MINE 2014 01:39:29,697 --> 01:39:34,902 {\an8}* AND YOU'RE GONNA BE MINE 150314