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Holy Shit!

Gio!

Gio!

Not her, you bright light!

Her!

Help!

♪ Well, come on ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ All right ♪

♪ I got this feeling in my heart ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Faded love ♪

♪ Won't you let me in ♪

♪ I've been waiting all night, darling ♪

♪ I got you under my skin ♪

♪ 'Cause it's real ♪

♪ I know you feel it, too ♪

♪ I'm moving mountains for you ♪

♪ I gotta get to you ♪

♪ I gotta get to you ♪

♪ I gotta get to you ♪

♪ I gotta get to you ♪

♪ I gotta get to you ♪

♪ I gotta get to you ♪

♪ I gotta get to you ♪

♪ I gotta get to you, hey ♪

♪ So come on ♪

♪ Shake it if you wanna ♪

♪ All right ♪

♪ Well, keep moving like you're moving ♪

♪ Moving like you're moving ♪

♪ So come on, baby ♪

♪ You know you're looking fine ♪

♪ The way you're moving makes me ♪

♪ Spin on a dime ♪

♪ You got me under a spell ♪

♪ I'm feeling something new ♪

♪ I'm moving the mountains for you ♪

♪ I've gotta get to you ♪

♪ I gotta get to you ♪

♪ I gotta get to you ♪

♪ I gotta get to you ♪

♪ I gotta get to you ♪

♪ I gotta get to you ♪

♪ I gotta get to you ♪

Is that your baby's doll?

Well, no. I don't have a baby, yet.

Is that because you're old?

I'm sorry?

Mrs. Sanders?

Well, unfortunately,

we didn't accomplish what we set out for.

Jessica, I think that it is time that we discuss

some alternative options.

Options?

Options are good, Jessica.

Here you go.

Do you happen to have any idea why this round didn't work?

I ran some tests, seeing that this is your third attempt.

And what I found really didn't surprise me.

Your eggs are mature.

"Mature", as in?

Refer to them as geriatric.

"Geriatric"?

Mm-hm.

That's a horrible way to refer to, well...

To anything.

Well, it's common in women over 40.

Yeah, but I'm not 40.

Oh.

I apologize.

Oh, yes, I see here that

you're gonna be 40 in less than two weeks.

Well, some women peak earlier than others.

- It's common. - Hm.

This is not a guarantee,

but using a donor will certainly increase

your chance of conceiving.

Now, I know it may seem daunting at first,

and I realize it is quite an expense,

but honestly, can you put a price on life?

Well, apparently you can!

There are so many Hispanic women out there,

all with big hearts,

and they are ready, willing, and able.

I don't, I...

I don't want someone like me.

You know, if it's not me...

Well, then it's...

It's not me!

That's understood.

It's a huge decision.

So go home, throw your feet up,

and just review some of the applications

that Gordon selected.

I'm sorry. Uh...

"Gordon selected"?

Hey, Gordon?

Kramer needs you, ASAP.

What now?

I don't know.

Just says he needs you.

Sanders.

I need you to fix my laptop.

It seems to have a virus or something wonky like that.

Um, yeah, but that's your personal computer.

So, I'm not too sure how comfortable I am,

handling something that doesn't belong to the bank.

Sanders.

Have you ever wondered why you haven't been promoted?

Uh, yeah. Well, I think it's corporate culture, you know?

Something to do about, uh, seniority?

No.

It's because you don't take chances.

I need a go-getter.

Are you my go-getter, Sanders?

Maybe.

Here's the deal, Sanders.

You find and remove whatever has gone wrong with my laptop,

and I will consider giving you a promotion.

Thought you were already considering-

We have a deal?

Um, yeah.

Hey, did you clear this with corporate?

I will need it fixed before the bunny is resurrected, yes?

But, but sir, that's only two days from now.

And God created the world in six.

Right.

Do I need a password or something to access the laptop?

I am God at 666.

Now, if you'll excuse me, a woman lies await.

Give her my best.

Oh, shit.

Let's start by relaxing our shoulders.

Let your head tilt back.

You need to make sure that you sit for at least

five more minutes, or it's not going to work.

You hear me, huh?

Keep your culito over the pot,

until the mint evaporates up your chocha.

Abuela, I have enough up my chocha

to make a gallon of mojitos!

Don't repeat that with abuela. She'll kick my ass.

- Becca! - What?

Ayo, what the hell?

Lionel! Yeah?

That mofo kicked me and his baby out of the house,

and changed the locks on me.

What did you do now?

I didn't do nothing, abuela!

He just thinks that because he works at a lock and key,

he can change the locks like he change his women.

No.

Do you ever just think of calling first?

Ay.

Come here.

- Come with me. - Take her, please.

Oh, you're tired.

She's not tired.

Dang, you got like no maternal instinct.

What?

She's just vibing off that stanky

negative energy you got, duh.

Excuse me?

Could be.

Okay, all right.

You know what? I'm late.

It's always a pleasure, really.

You still trying to manufacture a baby?

Don't you have like a job to go to?

Do I have time for a job? I'm a stay-at-home mom now.

Oh, and that's not a job?

Do I get paid?

Oh-ho! Okay, all right.

You see that? And I'm the one that's not maternal.

Guys, Mrs. Sanders is here. Let's rehearse.

♪ Honey ♪

♪ Where is it ♪

♪ There were some ♪

I'm sorry, line.

How'd my voice sound? Was it okay?

♪ Honey ♪

♪ Where is it? ♪

♪ There were complications, Rosemary ♪

♪ But nothing that will affect future births ♪

♪ It's ♪ ♪ Dead ♪

Bravo!

Bravo!

You nailed it!

And they said Rosemary's Baby couldn't be a musical!

All right! Have a great Easter.

Don't eat too much candy.

Yeah, yeah.

- Thanks, Mrs. Sanders. - Thank you.

So, what'd Dr. Markoff say?

Jess.

Sorry.

I know. I know it's not what you were expecting.

Hey, hey, hey.

You can always try another round in a few weeks.

Oh.

God.

Really?

Gordon, I mean, it's easy for you to say.

You're not the one that's pumping hormones into your body

like a caged chicken.

I know, I know.

- Maybe we can look at some- - Don't.

No, don't. Please don't say it.

I'm just saying there's other ways to have a baby, Jess.

Which is the same thing as saying that we have options.

Because we do!

Well, I'm just curious.

Do any of your options match our profile?

Ah.

I didn't think it would hurt to start looking.

You know, I would, um...

I would love to see an application

of one of the options you selected.

Why are you so against this, Jess?

Why?

Why I'm so against this?

This is a stranger.

A stranger that you're gonna have a baby with.

That's why I'm so against this.

It's, it's, it's like I'm the freaking understudy

in a hit Broadway show about my own life.

Jess, I just figured I'd see

what our alternatives look like.

"Our"?

What the

alternatives look like on paper, before broaching it.

But that's just it, Gordy.

We don't get to see them.

We don't get to talk to them.

We don't get to know them!

We know nothing more than what's written

on this piece of paper.

This person that's gonna, all of a sudden,

become our baby mama.

I mean, how do you not have an issue with this?

I...

Because, Jess, all we've ever talked about

is starting a family, and this,

this could be a really great option for us.

Green eyes?

Gordon?

Yeah, I mean, I thought it would be

like a really cool combination.

Okay, this isn't like a freaking drive-thru that you can

just like go up to the window and order a combo baby!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jess.

I know. It's just...

I don't know! I don't know.

It just kinda feels like time is passing us by,

and we're just standing still, you know?

Sorry you feel that way.

Jess.

Look, can we just back burner this whole thing for a minute?

We can't back burner this, Gordon.

Dr. Markoff?

He referred to my eggs as "geriatric".

And personally, I would like to become a mother,

before the rest of me expires.

Whoa, whoa. "Geriatric"?

- "Geriatric"? - Shh!

Dr. Markoff is geriatric.

What up!

Oh, God. Not now, Becca.

I just stole that fool's car!

His pride and joy are all mine, now.

Shh. Abuela and Lizette are sleeping.

I can't wait to see his reaction

when he realizes his baby's gone, hah!

Becca, this is really not a good time.

Maybe not for you.

I will take Lionel out.

I have like no idea where his collar is.

We'll be fine.

Yo! Who ate all the peanut butter?

Come here, boy.

Yo, Beck!

Beck, what the...

Mig? What's up?

She stole my baby. That's what's up!

Okay. Calm down.

Calm down?

How would you feel if somebody took your baby away?

Quiet, fool!

Your real baby is up here.

Why don't you come up here and say goodnight? Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Okay, okay. You guys, all right.

Let's just figure this out tomorrow, okay? It's late.

You know I got a GPS in my girl, right?

Not to mention, I'm a fricking locksmith!

I can pop any lock!

I got a spare key, too.

Now.

- Do you want a cookie? - Do you want a glass of milk?

- Do you want some cookies? - Oh, you know what?

Wow!

Worst baby daddy award goes to, don-don-don, Miggy!

- Whatever! - Stupido.

I am God at 666.

Huh.

You actually locked your folder.

Maybe you're not as dumb as I thought.

Unfortunately for you, I am way smarter.

You sketchy son of a...

Hoarding bitcoins.

I knew it.

Tah-dah!

Hey, babe.

Hey!

How you doing?

I'm okay. I'm just worried about you.

I just, you know, I just wish that...

That there was like a sign or something, you know?

Like something that screams, "This is your only option."

It's just one of many, Jess.

I know.

Trying to be more open-minded.

You know what?

Tomorrow's the bank's annual Easter egg hunt.

What do you say you and I just kick back,

have a couple cocktails, and let loose a bit?

I can't say that searching for eggs

sounds appealing, but a couple of cocktails sure does!

Then it's a date?

Yeah. I'll text you when I leave the house.

Sounds good. Hey, I love you.

- You've got options, Bridge. - I love you.

What're you talking about?

Nikki sent me down here, and you know why.

I don't care what Nikki said!

I can only spend so many miles looking for you.

Then stop looking.

Bridge, you're only making this harder for yourself.

You fools drove all the way up from Atlantic City

to wish me a happy birthday or something?

You know exactly why we're here.

So how long are you gonna run for?

However long I want!

Just tell her you didn't find me.

I did find you.

Whatever.

What the fuck?

God, no!

- Enough! - Oh, my God.

You got till tomorrow.

You're fine. Get up.

What just happened?

You're okay.

You're okay.

Yeah.

Was that, was that a real gun?

Just breathe.

- Did we almost die? - Lady, breathe.

Man!

I feel so alive!

How do you know those guy...

What the?

Hello?

Mr. Sanders, this is New York Hospital.

Your wife is here.

What?

She took a bad fall.

Oh, my God.

We'll need you to come down to release her.

Yeah, I'm coming now. I'll be right there.

- What the? - Don't make a scene.

- Who are you guys? - FBI.

FBI?

What? Why?

We've been tracking Kramer for a few months now,

but we don't have enough evidence to go after him yet.

That's where you come in.

I'm sorry. Me?

We need a CI to help.

Uh, uh...

Computer invest...

Confidential informant.

To help lock this son of a bitch up.

So far, you're the only one who's allowed access

to his personal laptop.

Look, guys. I don't have a choice.

If I don't fix that laptop, I don't get a promotion,

and I cannot afford to not get a promotion.

I need this job!

He's been embezzling money from your bank,

and placing those funds into several offshore accounts.

The money has been divided between those accounts,

and Bitcoin wallets.

All we need to catch him is for you to get him

to use his bitcoins in an online domestic transfer.

So far, he's only been trading over the dark net,

which has made the forfeiture of his assets

nearly impossible to seize.

We even tried to lock him out,

in hopes it would force his hand.

You guys were behind the lockdown?

Best way to get him to make this transfer

is to tell him that there is a ransom on his laptop,

he needs to pay up ASAP,

or else he'll be permanently locked out.

You think you can do that?

Don't worry. We're going to make it worth your while.

Here's my card.

Text me when you're ready to play.

All you gotta say is, "Game on."

Better think long and hard

about dropping that ball on us, though.

Wouldn't want to think of you as an accomplice.

And Gordon?

Wish your wife a speedy recovery.

Thank you.

Um, I'm not getting a ride to the...

Okay. All right.

Paging Dr. Fischer.

Oh, no!

My knees!

Did they take your knees, too?

Man, I really want whatever you're on.

Nurse?

Holy mother of God!

Are you okay?

- Are you the nurse? - What happened?

I had to jump in.

"Jump"? Jump, honey?

You never, ever have to jump.

That's always a dangerous idea.

I got boo-boo on my ankle!

- Kiss it. - Oh, God.

I got you.

It's just...

I saw...

Her.

Hello.

She was getting

bullied by these guys.

- So, I- - What guys?

I had to, I waited till the time was right,

and whacked the guy in his face!

No, you didn't.

And then I got on this big dude.

And I started pounding on him.

Jess?

It's just so busy.

It's just so...

So busy and messy. I, I think I gotta sit down.

You know what? Why don't we just lay down on the bed?

That you're already on.

Listen.

We agreed we're gonna put this donor stuff on hold

for a while and just focus on us.

So why don't we do that?

Okay.

Yippers.

You must be Wonder Woman's hubby.

Bridget Garcia. Nice to meet you.

Gordon Sanders. You too.

Nice. Are you okay?

Few bumps and bruises never kept me down.

Uh, hi, nurse.

Is she gonna be okay?

Are you family?

Yeah, sorry. I'm her husband.

She'll be fine. It's just a tiny hairline fracture.

The cast is precautionary.

I'm gonna need you to sign the discharge papers.

Sure, yeah. I'll be right back.

But everything is gonna be okay.

All right.

Mm-hm, mm-hm. Thank you, thank you.

Oh, there we go!

He seems like a real cool cat.

He configures numbers at a bank.

So which one is it, mama?

Sperm, egg, organ?

Just wondering what you're in the market for.

Oh.

Your hubby said something about a donor?

Eggs.

Mine are ancient.

Maybe I'll get a nursing home.

I might be able to help you out?

Yeah, you know, I'd really like to pay it forward.

I mean...

if you need fresh eggs, I got 'em.

I could pop out a few for you and your hubby.

And I could do it on the cheap.

You're sweet!

Just hit me up, if you're interested.

We might be able to work something out.

This might just be fate.

"Bridget"?

Mm-hm.

Bridget.

A life for a life kind of exchange.

A life for a life.

I like you.

- Hey! - Hey.

What you got there?

I, um...

I'm so sorry, Gordon.

For what, Jess?

Jess, there's nothing you could have done.

Nothing.

I know.

- You know what? - Mm.

Let's get you to sleep. It's been a long day.

- I love you. - I love you.

Let's get you to bed.

Okay. Here's your water.

And...

Tah-dah!

- Aww. - It's bad timing, I guess.

Rest up, Xena.

A life

for a life.

Cool.

Okay, Dusty.

How do I get you to use your bitcoins

to purchase something online?

Here goes nothing.

This better be good, Sanders.

So apparently, sir, your computer's been infected

with the ransomware virus, and the only way to get it fixed

is to just pay the ransom.

How much do they want?

This a very good question.

I don't know. I can ask.

Ask?

What kind of amateur hour ransom plot is this, Sanders?

Sir, sir, if I may, they are requesting payment

via virtual currency, which is really easy,

assuming you have a Bitcoin wallet or something like that.

I mean, I can take the whole thing off your plate.

I just need authorization to use your pass keys,

and I can get your computer fixed, and up and running,

before the bunny resurrects.

What?

Fuck whoever this is.

Sir, I get that you're mad, but,

if they don't receive payment in the next 24 hours,

they will lock you out permanently.

I'm not paying shit.

No one threatens me.

You tell whoever this is that I don't bite onto anyone.

They can kiss my nitamb!

I don't know what that is...

Sir.

Fuck.

Give me a cookie!

Give me two!

And there goes everything.

What's crack-a-lackin'?

Wow!

You clean up well.

That's the rumor.

Hi.

Can I get grilled cheese with tomato and bacon,

and a side of fries?

Make those cheese fries. And a coffee milkshake.

Are you sure you're not already eating for two?

One never knows.

And for you?

Um, I'll just have a glass of pineapple juice, please.

I'm glad you texted.

I don't know how any of this is supposed to work.

Well, if I got all my cards right,

you need something that I can provide.

And quite honestly, I could use the cash.

Oh, my God. Is that why those men were after you?

Sal and I got some history.

We have a son together.

You have a child with that guy

that tossed you up against a wall?

It wasn't always so tense.

But not everybody's cut out for a storybook ending.

Yeah, yeah. I'm getting that.

Look, I don't wanna pressure you.

Let's just let bygones be bygones.

No, no, but wait, wait, wait!

Like you said, I'm here, so...

It's totally fine.

I gotta catch a bus back to AC, anyways.

He has your eyes.

Miss him bad.

Where is he?

Slowly getting destroyed by the system.

Long story.

Look.

This is quite honestly just so unconventional.

I mean, the idea of sitting across from a stranger

to talk about purchasing their egg, so they can make a baby

with my husband is...

I don't know.

It's just so...

Black market, seedy, underground, illegal-like, you know?

This unconventional way

allows you to get to know me on a personal level.

I can promise you that you won't know

much more about donor 2759,

other than what's on her application.

You won't know if she prefers cheese fries over chili fries.

You know?

How could you? I mean, think about it.

It is just a piece of paper.

Exactly.

You swooped in and saved my life,

and now I can pay it forward by helping you create one.

Plus, buying eggs the regular way is crazy expensive.

I know.

According to babymama.com,

it costs between six and eight grand.

But today's special has an offer for five.

That's, you know, that's still a bit steep.

Yeah! But can you really put a price on life?

I really hate that question.

- Do you smoke? - No.

Drink?

Every other Sunday after church,

but not when I'm knocked up.

College degree? A BA, a BS?

BS. I definitely have one of those.

Do you have any convictions?

The only conviction I have

is that you and I are meant to be.

I gotta talk to Gordon first.

I hear ya, but I only have one week

before the court grants his foster family adoption rights,

and after that, I lose any chance of seeing him.

And without cash, I can't get a lawyer.

And without a lawyer, I am shit outta luck.

I'm sorry. I really am.

But, I mean, this is a huge decision for me.

It's not one I can make on my own.

Final offer.

4K?

I...

I, I can give you a small deposit?

Would, uh,

500 do it for now?

I need at least half.

Half?

I...

I don't have that kind of money just sitting around,

in my checking account.

I mean, besides, it's Easter Sunday. The banks are closed.

Lucky for us, there's an ATM right by the door.

Nothing personal.

I can't afford to miss work.

Wait.

What if...

What if...

I can give you this,

as collateral?

A dog collar?

Yeah, no, it's a diamond, um, -studded dog collar.

It's worth like a few hundred.

He's been our only baby for years. He's a little spoiled.

Sure.

Okay.

Hey.

I got you.

Okay.

Okay!

I'll see you in like five. I gotta empty the tank.

Yeah.

Shit!

Okay, Taking back control.

Okay.

Are you smoking?

Oh, hey. Nice to see you again.

- You better behave. - What's going on here?

I'll let the Bridge tell you.

- Hi. - Hey.

I thought you said you didn't smoke!

Only when I'm stressed.

You may have met your match, huh?

You got something for me?

I have no idea what you're talking about!

Sal, this is really dramatic.

Bridge, you're getting in the trunk.

What? No!

No. No, no, no!

I'm not going in there.

I'm not going in there!

Whatever!

Help!

Ouch!

Ouch! My elbow!

She has nothing to do with this!

- That really hurts! - Tie her up.

Oh, I'm going to rip that man bun off your head!

- After you, sweetheart. - Grab it, then.

- Shut up! - Stop it!

- You stop it. - Stop it!

- You stop it! - You used to love me.

Jesus Christ. Bridge, get in the car.

When I get out of this trunk,

I am going to kick your ass!

- Stop yelling. - Help!

How is there nobody here?

What the hell's going on?

Don't worry. Everything's gonna work out.

I still got you.

You got me?

You got me?

How could you be so calm?

Just chill.

Someone's gonna take their pony out of the stable,

sooner or later.

And when they do, that's when you and I make a run for it.

What if they don't open the trunk?

Trust me, they will.

Trust you?

Yeah. Trust me.

Help!

Help!

♪ Who's that girl, all alone ♪

♪ Dazzling your senses ♪

♪ You cross the room to say hello ♪

♪ Swinging for the fences ♪

♪ Well, you're reaching for the stars ♪

Be right back with those boxes.

Hey! It's me again.

Where are you?

I know you said you were running late, but just,

I'm starting to get a little worried.

Can you please just give me a call?

Okay.

I love you.

Bye.

You know, you need to do your hair like that.

- No, I'm not gonna do that. - Those curls.

Abuela, were you blonde when you were younger?

The blonde.

Like you said, she has the little curls. Look at that.

You can, and you should be blonde. Blonde curls.

Yay!

Baby. Oo-oo-oo.

No!

- Yo. - Becca, it's Gordon.

- What up? - Hey.

Have you talked to Jess?

No. Why?

She was supposed to show up at the office

over an hour ago, but I just keep getting her voicemail.

Well, maybe her phone died, yo.

What?

She always takes her charger with her.

Maybe she's stuck underground.

Que?

She still would've called.

- Maybe she got jacked. - Que, que?

- What? - I don't know!

Maybe she just needed some space.

Hormones are a tricky thing!

Okay, Becca?

Could you just try her before I call the police?

Um, okay, so the police ain't gonna do shit,

for at least 24, so yeah, I'll hit her up.

What is going on?

No, what is going on?

Is Jessica okay?

He thinks she's missing.

Who said missing? I didn't say missing.

Nobody said missing.

Yo. What the fuck, woman?

Gordy's all worried and shit.

Can you please pick up your phone? Okay?

All right, I'll keep an eye out. Okay, G?

Thanks, Becca. Couldn't do without you.

Ah!

Oy!

That's my phone.

Oh, my God. Where is it?

Where?

Beep again.

We don't got all fucking day.

Aww. What's wrong, sunshine?

It ain't me causing havoc.

- Get me out of here, now! - Hey, hey!

Not another word outta you.

Now, I usually gotta pay to see shit like this.

Yeah, I got this. All right?

It's your party.

So here's the deal.

I gotta go take a leak.

Now if either of you try anything funny,

that'll be your last road trip, you hear me?

Holy shit!

Gio!

Gio!

Not her, you bright light! Her!

Help!

Jersey?

Why are you in Jersey? You hate Jersey.

Hey!

Hey, Gordy.

Come join the festivities.

I will. I'm just waiting for Jess.

You're missing out on Kramer's attempt at being normal.

This is hysterical.

I gotta record this.

Leverage for the next time that tool threatens to fire me.

- That's a good plan. - Yeah.

Aww!

Not the booty. Not the booty.

No, no, no! Let go of me!

Where you going? Where you going?

Jackass!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God, I did it! Oh, my God, I did it.

Okay, okay, okay.

This isn't a fucking escape room!

Okay, all right. Okay.

What do I do?

Yo?

Has she called yet?

We just spoke like a minute ago.

Okay. Well, who does she know in Jersey?

Jersey? She don't know anyone in Jersey.

Well, I tracked her there.

Hah! You GPS'd your wife?

Shady!

Maybe she got a man on the side, huh?

What?

No! No!

No, I tracked her using Lionel's collar.

She keeps forgetting to take it out of her purse.

Well, you tracked the wrong dog, dog,

'cause your boy's been chilling right next to me.

Yeah, again, it's not the dog. Not the actual...

Forget it.

Do you know anybody with a really fast car

that I can maybe borrow?

Well, Mig got a fast car.

But, uh, that pendejo swiped it back.

You think he'd lend it to us?

Gee,, I'm like his kryptonite.

You are?

Um, excuse you. Yes, I am.

I got my ways. Where are you headed?

Uh, I got a signal, about 40 miles north of Atlantic City.

Atlantic City? Like the Atlantic City?

Uh, it's the only Atlantic City I'm aware of, Becca.

Locked and loaded, G.

I'll use my magic and I'll see you in a few. Bye!

Okay.

All right, Miggy. Come on, Miggy.

Hey, papi. Mami needs a favor.

What the fuck?

Miggy! Miggy if you hang up the phone...

Stupido!

I just said one bad word. One.

You're just like all over me today, abuela.

I'm gonna need you to use that wonderful charm of yours

and get her outta there.

- She's not gonna come out. - Make her!

What happened to you, butter fingers?

That bitch fucking cut me! That's what happened!

Next time, don't let her go!

Are you...

Oh man, fuck. I just need a-

She's not gonna come out, Sal.

I'm telling you, she didn't do anything. Just leave her be!

Bridge, I don't know if you know this,

but my loyalty lies elsewhere now.

And that wasn't my choice.

Where's your magic, when I need it?

Hey, Jess? I'm gonna need you to come out.

Fuck you!

Figure it out. Make her come out.

Look, I know I did you wrong.

I feel bad about getting you all caught up in this.

But we still have a deal, right?

If you come out, I'll give you an even more discounted rate.

It's not gonna happen!

- Move. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

G, I said I got this!

Oh, do you have it?

Get out of the fucking room!

Hey! Hey!

I don't know what you got going on with Bridget,

and quite honestly, I don't give a fuck.

But if you try that again,

I promise you, this will be your last Easter.

Get her outta my sight.

This don't feel right, Sal!

Hey. Since when do you have a conscience?

Hey. Do you think maybe I can ride bitch?

Got a feeling it's gonna get real awkward back here.

In the car.

Move over.

I should've let them beat you.

I knew it was gonna get awkward back here.

What is the one thing in this world that means more to me

than anything else, huh?

Lizette.

Okay.

What're the two things that mean the world to me?

Me and Lizette.

Damn it, Bec.

Weed, your Xbox! I don't know.

No, Senorita. Daisy is what.

She means the world to me, Becca, and you know that!

She's moving! She's moving!

Get in, get in!

Okay!

Vaminos!

- Hey yo, G. - Huh?

So your dog's collar is not on your dog,

but in Jessica's purse.

Right.

Right, so what if we're tracking a dude

who stole her purse, and not her?

Nice. Way to keep the hope alive.

Okay, yes, maybe we are following some purse snatcher,

not my wife, but my hope is that one will lead to the other.

Yo, I feel like Inspector Gadget, man.

So, we good then, right?

Nah.

Depends on how this all ends.

Nah. Just let it go.

No, you let it go, Bec!

You let it go!

I wish she'd just magically appear.

Well, maybe it's a sign.

Nah, that's more like a billboard.

Signs are smaller.

Becca, you are a genius!

Maybe the sign is a sign! It's a sign, right?

It's gotta be a sign!

You see that, Miggy?

Now pull over in the next stop, 'cause I gotta pee.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

As long as the collar is going, so are we.

Wait, what happened?

What, is it frozen? What happened?

It stopped! Lionel stopped!

Hey. At least wherever she is, she's not moving.

It's a good thing, man.

And how is that a good thing?

It gives us time to catch up.

Well, yeah. Not if we have to stop!

Your call, but my bladder is about to blow.

Oh, not in here, you're not.

- The collar is still moving. - Just drop trou and go.

- Yeah, I'm going. Jesus. - Drop trou and go.

What the fuck?

Yo!

Yo! Yo!

- What? - What's going on?

- You gotta come see this! - What did you find?

- Come on! - What?

What happened, man?

- Is that blood? - Yeah, it looks like it.

Those holes are from a nine-milli, man.

This could be from anything or anyone.

None of this means Jessica was even here, son.

No.

But this does.

That's nasty.

Yo.

Isn't that one of the dolls that Abuela makes?

Damn. That thing look just like you, son.

The collar's moving.

Let's go.

Hey!

Shouldn't we call the cops?

Nick's Paradiso? We gotta go!

Like now!

Yo, I am serious. They got my cousin!

Ma'am, who's got your cousin?

I don't know who!

All I know is that we found a Santeria doll

floating in the shitter.

Are you for real?

What? I told you I had to pee.

Come on, I told you to drip dry. Let's roll, man.

Ma'am? Ma'am, are you still there?

You called the po-po, Bec?

For real? They ain't gonna do shit!

Let's go!

- Let's go! - Dang it!

I'm going!

Yes. Right now.

Aww, yeah.

Oh-hoh! What you doing?

Nobody drives Senorita Daisy but me!

Let him, Mig!

You know what it's like to want control, don't you?

Come on!

And we're going. And we're going.

- We're coming. - And we're going.

- I'm coming. - We're going.

I don't know who you are, or why you're here.

Actually, I don't give a shit.

What I give a shit about is my money.

Do you have my money, sweetheart?

No, I don't!

Leave her be, Nicky. This is between you and me.

What is this?

Since when do you give a shit

about anybody but yourself, Bridget?

You don't do loyal.

What is this?

A fucking joke?

This doesn't even cover the vig.

Not to mention the money you owe me

from all those scams you've been pulling on my floor.

And I want what I loaned you back.

And I think you better figure something out, because,

you might have to wind up paying me with your life.

Or even worse.

With hers.

Her husband works at a bank.

And what the fuck does that mean to me?

It, it doesn't. Nothing.

It means nothing.

He's an IT guy.

He presses buttons and he, and he like, configures-

- Fuck this. - He doesn't handle the money.

I bet he's got his hands on the wire transfers.

No, he doesn't!

Give me a burner.

Let's give hubby a little call.

I'm fucking done here.

♪ Keep on pushing, man ♪

♪ I can feel it coming now ♪

Yo.

Where...

Where we gonna find her?

We'll just follow the collar.

Right, let's get moving. Come on, let's go.

I'm coming.

I got my hands tied, here.

No, Sal. My hands are tied here.

You know what I mean.

I can't do nothing for you.

Aww, hanging up your cape already, Superman?

You know what? Go fuck yourself, Bridge.

Don't act like some savior, or something.

- I want my son back. - And I don't?

I don't see you risking your life for nobody.

I hate to interrupt couple's therapy,

but what the hell is going on here?

I need a smoke.

And I'm gonna let you two spend some time together,

and figure out what the hell this is.

Wait.

Here.

Whoa, hey! Watch, wow!

Watch where you're going!

You too! Vamos!

NFC!

That's the problem, these days.

Yeah. No fucking class, man.

Damn it!

We need a key card to access the floor.

- What're we going to do? - I don't know, I don't know.

Wait a second.

You just said NFC before.

Yeah, and?

What do people with no fucking class gotta do with this?

- Becca! - G, what're you doing, man?

Becca, you did it again! NFC!

Near field communications.

It's a set of communications protocol

that enables two electronic devices to talk to each other.

Okay.

Yeah.

- What'd he say? - I don't know.

Damn it!

Go on, go on. Do it again, you got this.

This don't look right. I really have to pee!

Tah-dah!

Go!

Dang. He really is a magician.

Fuck!

God!

God. All this, and for what?

A baby.

God, you have no shame.

You don't get it.

When you're fighting to get your child back,

shame doesn't get factored in.

Oh, damn it.

God.

Oh, God. This was such a mistake.

There are no mistakes.

Just happy little accidents.

Did you just quote Bob Ross?

I am sorry I got you caught up in my drama.

Yeah, well, you should be.

You know, as a mother desperate to get her child back,

you should know better than to toy with someone

who only wants what you had.

What I "had".

What's the best way out?

What? Why?

You plan on magically disappearing?

Oh, no. You work here.

There have to be employee-only entrances and exits.

Yeah, but unless we get untied somehow,

I don't think we can run with a pole up our ass.

- What are you doing? - Shh.

Houdini used to slow his breath down,

to almost nothing,

in order

to

escape.

You, you got loose?

Tah-fucking-dah.

Nice! Untie me.

Tell me the best way out.

Untie me and I'll show you.

No, tell me the best way out first,

and I'll think about it.

Are you freaking kidding me?

What happened to a life for a life, hm?

Clearly, that wasn't a real thing.

Untie me. You need me!

No, not as much as you need me.

Shit!

Look, look, look, look, look!

There's a hidden shaft in the hall, over there, okay?

It leads to the main gate and we can get out that way.

Shit! Sit, sit.

No.

♪ All my girls, all my girls ♪

♪ Calling all around the world ♪

♪ All my girls, all my girls ♪

No matter what's on the other side of these doors,

just remember, we're doing this for Jessica.

Huh.

Tah-dah!

Yo! You serious?

G, are you sure this is where she's at?

This is where the tracker led us,

so let's not rush to judgment.

Uh, no judgment here.

- Oh, what the- - Hey, do not get distracted.

We're here to find Lionel's collar, okay?

You. Come here, baby.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait! - Whoa!

Not every soldier survives. I need you!

Come on. Stay focused, soldier.

Oh, I'm focused.

♪ I got me, myself and I ♪

♪ And we are walking to the beat ♪

♪ So girls, follow my lead, girls, follow my lead ♪

Oh, my God. There's Lionel's collar.

Becca, look! It's Lionel's collar!

What? Where?

Eyes up! There!

Oh!

Yo!

that dude had his ass all in your face,

and you didn't catch the collar?

I'm not looking at his neck, Mig!

♪ We got that ooh, that ah, that ooh, la la la ♪

♪ We got that ooh ♪

Great party!

Hi.

I don't do lap dances for dudes, man.

I'm not here for a dance. I'm here for that.

- This? - Yeah.

Nice, right? Found it in lost and found bin.

It's my wife's!

You mean it was your wife's.

I was just having fun for a second!

- No second! - Oh, yeah.

That was more than a second.

You could be out with women,

take your baby out of your house,

but I can't have fun for a second?

Oh, you going there?

- That's my wife's! - What're you doing, bro?

Do you understand marriage?

Please!

God, you're like a human slip 'n' slide!

Well, did you know that choking on mozzarella

is the third leading cause of death in Italy?

- Get outta here. - No shit.

Well, let's just take care of this.

What's his number?

Please don't involve him.

I didn't. You did.

Now, what's his number?

Sal, no!

Bridge, stay out of this.

Look, I need you to give me his number,

and I need you to tell him to transfer the money

into a private account.

He has nothing to do with this.

Let me make something super-duper clear to you.

If you refuse, Nick's gonna have Gio beat it out of you.

And I'm pretty sure after that dinger you gave him,

he'd be more than happy to follow orders.

Aww.

You have no idea.

Let's go. I don't have all day.

Give him to him, Jess. He means what he says.

'Cause I'm a man of my word.

'Cause you're a puppet who obeys his master.

Hey, watch your mouth!

Am I wrong?

5-5-5

9-3-7-1.

Good girl.

Now follow my lead.

- Get up, man, come on. - Come on!

- Get up. - Come on!

Hello?

Gordon. Oh, my God, thank God picked up.

Oh, my God. Jessica, are you okay?

- I'm not done with you. - Oh-oh!

Where are you?

I...

Where are you?

I'm in Atlantic City, looking for you.

What?

Wow! How'd you know?

What part of AC?

Uh, uh...

Gordon, um, where exactly are you?

We're at the Paradiso.

"We"? Who's "we"?

Becca and Miggy. We needed a car, so...

Get to the point.

Uh, um...

Gordon, I need you to listen to me.

Um...

I'm in trouble.

And it's a long story, but I need money.

Jessica, what's going on? Are you hurt?

No, no, no. I'm fine, I'm fine.

It's just, um...

I really need you to hear me out.

I...

I just need you to listen and not panic.

You're in trouble, and you need money,

and you want me to not panic?

Are you kidding me, Jess?

Tell him to drop his baggage.

And he needs to do this alone. You hear me?

Jess? Jessica, are you there?

Yeah. Yeah, hey, I'm here.

Gordy, Gordy...

I need you to figure out a way to wire...

$10,000.

10,000.

$10,000?

10K? I only, he only brought five!

I'm sorry, what's going on? Who's that in the background?

Should I move? I'll move.

I'll move.

I'm sorry. Who's that in the background?

It's nothing, it's nobody. Nobody's here.

Okay, Gordon.

I just, I...

Gordon, I need you to figure out a way to wire $10,000,

transfer it over to-

What? Jess!

Where am I going to get $10,000 from?

Figure it out.

Here's the account number.

It's 919-946-1513.

Oh, and if I didn't say this before, no cops.

"No

cops."

Are we clear?

Yeah!

Yeah, we're clear.

Good.

But I'm gonna need a computer.

An air-gapped computer to open an RDP.

That's a remote desktop protocol launched crypto cat

to access the files.

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

I'm gonna have one of my boys come down and pick you up,

and he's gonna escort you to my boss' office,

where then you can figure-

No.

No, I get to see my wife first, or no deal!

Oh!

Okay.

It seems like hubby is willing

to gamble with your life, huh?

Hey! Big guy!

You want your money or not?

Gordy, just give him the money!

No, it's okay. He's in AC.

He wants to take chances. I get it.

Yeah, damn straight.

So have your boy meet me under the magic show marquee,

and don't forget to bring my wife!

Yeah. Sounds good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that felt good!

Hey, Gordon, you...

Whoa. I just snatched the collar, we gotta bounce.

Come on!

Have a fun wedding.

- No baggage. - Huh?

Who you calling baggage?

I have to do this alone.

Do what? What're you talking about?

Who was on the phone that got you talking all crazy?

It wasn't the phone call that got him all crazy.

Trust me. Hey, hey, hey.

Let him go. He got this.

Bec.

♪ Got the fire ♪

♪ In your eyes ♪

♪ Mama says ♪

♪ Oh, man, the love gonna hurt ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

Oh.

Jackpot.

♪ I'm so cold ♪

♪ I'm so free ♪

♪ Let me go ♪

♪ Let me be ♪

♪ Hands to the sky ♪

♪ On your knees ♪

♪ Not giving up ♪

♪ Up on me ♪

Now, here's what's gonna happen, Bridge.

Gio's gonna cut you loose,

and then I'm going to follow after.

Untie them.

Yo, what the fuck?

- Yo, yo, yo! Grab her! - Hey, get over here!

Wait, G! Get her!

- I'll get Bridge. - Up, up, up.

Oh, okay! Okay.

Okay, okay.

Okay.

Not again!

Ay, Bridge!

Yo, watch it, Bridge!

Change of plans.

You call hubby, and you tell him to come up here right now!

We're gonna play by my rules.

G!

You're lucky.

- Gordon! - Jess!

Stop.

Right time.

It's just a simple transfer.

Sit, sit.

I promise everything's going to be okay, baby.

Sit.

You wanna tell me what you and Bridge had going on here?

It's complicated.

Well, make it uncomplicated.

Uh...

We were gonna do like a life for a life kind of exchange?

What does that even mean?

She was gonna sell me her eggs.

For a one-time discounted price.

Wait, hold on. Let me get this straight.

Bridge was gonna sell you her eggs,

so you could do what with them?

You making an omelet?

She was never gonna go through with it.

Thank God for that.

Hey!

That woman is the mother to my son.

You would've been lucky to have her breed with you.

What?

Well, if you feel that way, then why aren't you helping her?

Why are you helping Nicky?

I think it's time for you to mind your business.

Get to work, Houdini.

And I'll consider letting you both live.

My mom is gonna flip when she sees this.

I just don't want it to scar, you know?

Buddy, you writing a novel over there?

Just alerting the bank about the transfer.

Since it's such a large amount, we don't want any red flags.

Unexpectedly popping up, you know?

Okay.

Transferring the bitcoins now.

Oh, oh, oh. Bitcoins?

I don't know if Nicky's gonna like that.

Why not?

Bitcoins have a much higher exchange rate.

Yeah. Enough with the bullshit, okay?

It's not cash.

Yeah, but you work in a casino.

You can easily sell the bitcoins in exchange for,

you know, more traditional currency.

No, no, no. Fuck that.

- We want hard cash. - I don't have hard cash.

What I have are bitcoins, which, by the way,

are worth more and are untraceable.

Well?

I don't know. Look, he could be right.

I don't know, he could be right.

- But is he or isn't he? - I will Google it.

Do you want your fucking money or not?

Enough outta you.

I wouldn't mislead you.

Not with my wife's life on the line.

Just hurry up.

Just get it done.

Got it.

Yeah, what?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Does Nicky know?

And what'd he say?

That bitch.

Yeah, okay.

Copy.

What's up?

Somebody called in a bomb threat.

They wanna evacuate the hotel.

Well, what did Nicky say?

He said to stand our ground.

So, he thinks it's a prank?

Nah. Probably just a burning bridge.

And...

The transfer is...

Complete.

About fucking time.

Call Nicky. Tell him to check his account.

Yo. Put Nicky on the phone.

Go!

Oh, God! Baby!

That's on me!

What're you doing?

Hold your fire!

♪ I don't need a weapon 'cause I am one ♪

- I think I've been shot! - What?

The fuck's goin' up here, Sally?

Why am I gettin' calls about gunfire?

♪ I don't need a weapon 'cause I am one ♪

Honey, honey, honey.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Let me look.

Oh, my God, you're bleeding. You're bleeding.

Since when do you carry ninja balls on you?

This isn't about my balls, Jessica.

This is about what you've gotten yourself into.

Christ, that hurt!

We've gotta get out of here.

What?

What're you doing?

- What? - Only you, baby.

Okay. Let's do this.

♪ Fight like it's for your life ♪

♪ Push it to the max, never look back ♪

- Are you ready? - I've already been shot.

Fight through the pain.

To your right, to your right! Let's go!

To the left a bit! Door!

And step, and step, and step.

Nice, baby. Here you go.

- Oh, yes! - Stay still.

Stay still. I don't wanna cut you.

I'm gonna find a place to hide.

- Wait. - What?

What?

We can't play dress-up now.

We can at least try to blend in.

You know, hide in plain sight.

Here.

Fuck.

This really is your job and get the girls and get the money!

Careful!

Shit!

God.

Ow!

In here.

You know, I read that Houdini

had a few run-ins with guys with guns.

And he never threw a punch, he never fought.

He'd just change his outfit and he'd slip out the back.

Just like us.

Look!

Good old disappearing box!

Oh, my God.

I escaped using the Houdini breathing you always talk about.

I inhaled for five, held for three, and I exhaled for eight.

That's awesome, babe.

Look, let's get you tucked away in here,

and then I'm gonna find a spot.

What? Absolutely not.

We are not separating now. We can both fit.

But, Jess!

Hold on.

Get in.

- Gordy? - Yeah?

I'm really sorry.

I don't know what I was thinking. I was just...

I was trying to be more open-minded.

I love you, Jess, but not now.

It's just, you know, I kept telling myself that if,

if I really wanted to be a mother,

buying someone else's eggs shouldn't be an issue.

But it, it was. It just was.

I know.

And then I met Bridget and I just, I thought that-

What?

What? You thought she was our best shot?

No, I just...

That she was a real person, that I can talk to her.

That she's not just, you know, a piece of paper.

Oh, my God. What's happening?

And now, my lovelies, a very special treat for you all.

An Easter surprise of sorts.

Bring out...

The tomb.

Ow!

Shit!

Now, everyone knows the story of the resurrection, yes?

Where once a man was locked away inside the tomb,

in the morning, he was gone.

Magic?

Perhaps.

Or was it more?

Who here wants to follow in those glorious footsteps

and see if we can't send you to the other side?

A volunteer from the audience!

Here! Me, me!

And how about you, my dear?

That's right! I can use some fun.

Get it, girl! Let's get resurrected up in here!

Get it!

Ooh! Excuse you.

Now, tell us your name and where you are from.

I'm Rebecca, and I'm from Brooklyn! Ow, ow!

Oh, is that Becca?

It sounds like her, yeah.

Wonderful!

Yes, well, maestro, can I get a drum roll, please?

Rebecca, if you would, please step inside the empty tomb.

What the?

Tah-dah!

Yo! How'd you do that?

Holy Jesus!

Show's over, folks!

Danny.

Why don't you take five minutes,

while we reset the stage for the next performance?

Will do, Mr. Mendoza. All right.

I got this.

Now, where were we?

All hands on deck in the theater.

All hands on deck.

Oh, yes, please help me, sir!

Go in the room. They have my girl!

She's...

Oh, come on! A drink, please.

Oh, damn.

Hey.

Looking for a good time?

What?

No.

Oh, my God. You are so cute.

But I'm a taken man, and actually, you know what?

My girl is trapped inside right now in the magic theater,

and there's a bunch of dudes with guns!

And they're trying to kill her!

Shh!

Cash is king.

I get you some cash, you get your girl back.

Seriously?

All right, what I gotta do?

Follow me.

All available agents

report to the theater immediately.

Here. Help me out.

Oh, this is kinda sketchy. What're we looking for?

- A key! - Where's the money?

Just keep looking. Go, go!

Is it a round key? A square key?

What kind of key?

Is it a BlueGrass key? A Phoenix?

Does anyone have eyes on Bridge?

You talking about like a, a lockbox key?

I really need a cigarette.

Okay.

Jackpot.

You got it?

- Shit! - What happened?

- Doesn't work! - Wait, I have an idea.

Hold on, hold on.

- Give me a sec. - It doesn't work.

Hold up. I got a bump key right here.

Never passed a bump before.

Come on.

Hand me the stapler.

This baby can open anything.

Oh, come on.

There you go.

Oh!

Are you serious?

Whoa.

Yes.

Am I on a hidden camera show right now?

Nope.

- You kidding me? - Real as it gets, come on!

Hawaii, here I come.

Oh, goodbye, cheap rims.

This was not exactly how I intended to spend my Easter.

But...

Here we are.

You got your money.

I transferred everything into your account,

just like you asked.

Yes, you did.

But you see, I got another little problem.

I lost a lot of business tonight, because of all of you.

And I was just wondering, who's gonna pay me back for that?

Any ideas?

Look.

I think if we all just stay calm-

Mm-hm?

Then we can find a resolution that works for everybody.

You know? I mean, we have options here.

Options?

Options are good.

- Is that so? - Yeah.

I'm assuming you're talking bitcoins again?

Yep.

I hear Sal agreed to, uh...

Hey, where is Sal?

I don't know.

All right, forget him.

I'll deal with him later, you hear me?

Loud and clear, Nicky!

You want loyal?

Here's loyal!

What the hell is this?

♪ Money ♪

♪ That's what I'm talkin' about ♪

- Freeze! - Everybody hands up!

♪ Got to have all the money ♪

Hands up!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy there, easy.

Stop, stop! Hands behind your back, right now.

Right now.

♪ Talkin' about money, I need it so bad ♪

Stop, stop. Hands behind your back.

♪ Money is the best friend I ever had, oh yeah ♪

Right there, stop. ♪ Yeah, honey, I need money ♪

♪ Hey, I want money ♪

♪ Yes, I'm talkin' about money ♪

♪ I love it more than I love myself ♪

♪ Money is sweeter than anything else ♪

♪ Lord ♪

♪ If you're broke, then you know it's true ♪

♪ Money is the only thing helping you ♪

♪ And if you get some, you'll want some more ♪

Thought you were tired of chasing me down?

Oh, I am.

Good.

What if you stopped running?

Put down some roots.

What? Drive off into the sunset?

Start somewhere fresh?

Just you and me?

And our boy.

Are you sure about that?

You're not gonna miss the fast life?

Not if I have you in mine.

You getting soft on me?

Maybe.

Come here.

You drive.

Hey! Hey!

Hey, hey, hey! Where you going with my...

Where you going with, where you going with my baby, man?

You got the wrong person here!

Come on.

Hey, do you know who I am?

Hey, come on just...

Hey, would you just let me call my mom, please? All right?

So, game over?

For Kramer and those guys.

What's happening? Ow, ow, ow!

Hey, watch it! I took a bullet in the hammy, you know!

- What's happening? - Don't sweat, babe.

Handcuffs are child's play.

Where are we going, guys?

It's just protocol. They'll take care of us.

- Do we need a lawyer? - Watch her head.

Watch her head, Officer.

- Oh, thank you, baby. - Please, please.

- I can't believe this. - You okay?

Yeah, I'm all right, baby.

Watch his hip. He has a bad hip!

Oh, oh, that's smart!

Gordy.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

For what?

This is the most excitement we've had in years.

We, we almost died.

Yeah!

I know.

It was exciting!

Jess, we've been putting so much pressure

on this whole baby thing that we've forgotten how to live.

You're right.

I guess I just...

I got so caught up in it all, you know? I...

I just really wanted us to have that happy storybook ending.

I kinda like this ending better.

Yeah.

Me too.

Last Hope Bank's CEO, Dustin Kramer,

lost his appeal today,

and will begin serving his prison sentence.

Kramer was indicted two years ago for embezzlement,

and money laundering.

Do you have a comment, sir?

Kiss my nitamb.

Look right there!

The bunny needs the coin, okay?

Bunny's gonna hold the coin. You got it?

And the bunny's gonna go, "Goodnight."

Mommy!

Hey!

There's my birthday girl!

How's papa doing? He's doing a good job?

Yeah?

Yay!

Bravo, bravo, bravo.

Dance party!

Yay!

And freeze!

♪ Ooh, ah ♪

♪ Ooh, la la la ♪

♪ Ooh, ah ♪

♪ Ooh, la la la ♪

♪ All my girls, all my girls ♪

♪ Calling all around the world ♪

♪ All my girls, all my girls ♪

♪ Gather up around the world ♪

♪ Who got the power, we got the power ♪

♪ Who got the power, we got the power ♪

♪ Who got the power, we got the power ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ We got that ooh, the ah ♪

♪ The ooh, la la la ♪

♪ We got that ooh, the ah ♪

♪ The ooh, la la la ♪

♪ We got that ooh, the ah ♪

♪ The ooh, la la la ♪

♪ We got that ooh, the ah ♪

♪ The ooh, la la la ♪

♪ Ooh, ah ♪

♪ Ooh, ah ♪

♪ Ooh, ah ♪

♪ Ooh, ah ♪

♪ Ooh, ah ♪

♪ Ooh, ah ♪

♪ Ooh, ah ♪

♪ Ooh, ah ♪

♪ I don't need nobody to make me complete ♪

♪ I got me, myself, and I and we are rocking to the beat ♪

♪ So girls, follow my lead ♪

♪ Girls, follow my lead ♪

♪ Who got the power ♪ ♪ We got the power ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ We got that ooh, the ah ♪

♪ The ooh, la la la ♪

♪ We got that ooh, the ah ♪

♪ The ooh, la la la ♪

♪ We got that ooh, the ah ♪

♪ The ooh, la la la ♪

♪ We got that ooh, the ah ♪

♪ The ooh, la la la ♪

♪ We got that ooh, the ah ♪

♪ The ooh, la la la ♪

♪ We got that ooh, the ah ♪

♪ The ooh, la la la ♪

♪ We got that ooh, the ah ♪

♪ The ooh, la la la ♪

♪ We got that ooh, the ah ♪

♪ The ooh, la la la ♪

♪ We got that confidence ♪

♪ That je ne sais quoi ♪

♪ We got that classy touch ♪

♪ The ooh, la la la ♪

♪ And there's no stopping us ♪

♪ No stopping us now ♪

♪ We got that confidence ♪

♪ We got that ooh, la la la ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ The feeling's taking over me ♪

♪ Oh, no, I can hardly breathe ♪

♪ With you standing next to me ♪

♪ My lover ♪

♪ My lover ♪

♪ Step by step, move a little closer ♪

♪ Feel your breath, ooh I wanna hold you ♪

♪ Just not yet, wait until the beat, yeah ♪

♪ Hey now ♪

♪ Spin with me ♪

♪ Show me how ♪

♪ One, two, three ♪

♪ On the dance floor ♪

♪ Right foot over the other, the other, the other, the other ♪

♪ Hey now ♪

♪ Spin with me ♪

♪ Show me how ♪

♪ You're all I need ♪

♪ On the dance floor ♪

♪ Right foot over the other, the other, the other, the other ♪

♪ Over the other ♪

♪ Come on, honey ♪

♪ You know just what we'll do ♪

♪ Dance until the sky turns blue ♪

♪ Oh, as long as I'm with you ♪

♪ My lover ♪

♪ Step by step, move a little closer ♪

♪ Feel your breath, ooh, I wanna hold you ♪

♪ Just not yet, wait until the beat, yeah ♪

♪ Hey now ♪

♪ Spin with me ♪

♪ Show me how ♪

♪ One, two, three ♪

♪ On the dance floor ♪

♪ Right foot over the other, the other, the other, the other ♪

♪ Hey now ♪

♪ Spin with me ♪

♪ Show me how ♪

♪ You're all I need ♪

♪ On the dance floor ♪

♪ Right foot over the other, the other, the other, the other ♪

♪ Move a little closer, move a little closer ♪

♪ I just wanna hold you ♪

♪ Don't I, don't I ♪

♪ Move a little closer, move a little closer ♪

♪ I just wanna hold ya ♪

♪ Hey now ♪

♪ Spin with me ♪

♪ Show me how ♪

♪ One, two, three ♪

♪ On the dance floor ♪

♪ Right foot over the other, the other, the other, the other ♪

♪ Hey now ♪

♪ Spin with me ♪

♪ Show me how ♪

♪ You're all I need ♪

♪ On the dance floor ♪

♪ Right foot over the other, the other, the other, the other ♪

♪ I'm lucky, so lucky ♪

♪ The arrow missed my heart ♪

♪ Hey, cupid ♪

♪ Really off your mark ♪

♪ Hand that bow to me ♪

♪ I'll snap it across my knee ♪

♪ I'm no fool ♪

♪ I know that love is a lot ♪

♪ Can't you see ♪

♪ Her kiss don't mean a thing to me ♪

♪ Been in love and now I know ♪

♪ It's just a tragic picture show ♪

♪ Hey, cupid ♪

♪ Don't be stupid ♪

♪ She's lovely as can be ♪

♪ I'm begging you, don't point that thing at me ♪