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- Ms. Reason.

- Man, that sounds good.

- So a photon is checking into a hotel.

- Can we not do jokes right now, please?

I feel like I'm gonna puke.

- Red light, red light!

- The bellhounds ask if you

need help with your luggage

towards the photon response.

No thanks, I'm traveling light.

- Wow.

- Hey, can we get

some air going back here?

- It's like a furnace.

- No air.

- Also, no power.

- Drag, we need power!

- Can you not talk to

me like that, please?

I'm 18 now.

- I'm an adult.

- Come on, we're on a job, buddy.

- I'm not getting paid.

Are you getting paid?

- No.

- Cool.

Is anyone else fully exploited?

- We're all being paid with memories.

- Jaj,I'm gonna find.

- Actually, guys, I'm fine.

Mine's also fine.

Welcome.

- How are you?

- Wonderful news from the back seat.

Windows are stuck.

- I can open a door.

- No, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no.

- Gross.

- It's the Hell's Kitchen sewer dragon.

- Hold on to your ears.

- I'm going out.

- Phoebe.

- What, Callie?

- I'm Mom, you call me Mom.

- You call me Gary.

Whatever you want.

- I am.

- We're gonna lose here.

- Phoebe's right where

you stay inside this car.

- I have a ghost of us.

- All right, that was cool.

- Gary, you're cool.

- I know, I'm sorry.

Is this the way she said it?

It sounded cool.

- I can't hear you over

the nuclear accelerator.

- Drop it.

- Okay, maybe you can please.

- I'm sweating bullets.

(eerie music) - In pursuit.

- Nah, they got it.

- These roads are screwed.

- Try driving a 10 tonne horse.

- I have, and if you give me the keys.

- Not now, Trevor.

- Now, Trevor.

- Not big, Trev.

- I'm out of range.

- On it.

- Good luck now.

- Come on.

- Later, Gator.

- Got it, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

- Woo, TV.

- Is it okay?

- No.

- Who puts bikes there?

- The city's only ground to a halt today

as a high speed ghost chase

tore up portions of Lower Manhattan.

- Honestly looking at this,

I'm surprised nobody got killed.

- We haven't seen the

Ghostbusters cause this much damage

since the Statue of

Liberty debacle of 1989.

Last year, descendants

of original Ghostbusters

founder, Egon

Spangler, were handed the keys

to the derelict firehouse

bankrolled by philanthropist

and former

Ghostbusters Winston Zettimore.

And though it's been

decades since New Yorkers cheered.

- Ghostbusters!

- Break up the new quittin' eggs!

- Go see a trail blast the charge.

- Today's question

isn't who you're gonna call,

it's who's gonna pay for this mess.

- Three lamp posts, two park prices,

an entire fleet of rental bikes.

That's a lot of damage.

- Yeah, but you can't have a

sewer dragon flying around.

- So, like it's Middle Earth.

- You have someone hanging out the side

of a moving vehicle,

firing a laser gun indiscriminately.

- Laser gun?

- What?

- It has a proton pack.

- It's a weapon.

- A weapon of science?

- It's completely safe.

- Not completely safe,

it's a proton accelerator.

- How old are you?

- I'm 18.

- I'm not talking to you.

- 15.

- A miner.

We don't let kids become cops.

We don't let them fight fires,

and we certainly don't let

them become ghostbusters.

- Sir.

- Mr. I'm sorry, Mr. Mary,

may I approach the bench?

Do you see a rope?

I am not a judge.

- Do you?

- Gary.

Look, I, you don't know

Phoebe Spangler like I do.

I mean, she is

something else to this kid.

Honestly, she's more

focused, more accomplished,

more capable than just

about any other adult I know.

- And what exactly is your

relationship to this miner?

Are you her parent?

I mean, labels.

No, I'm her step teacher.

Mr. Grooberson, you are not her father.

You are her employer.

No, we don't pair.

Sounds like we can add Charles Lager to

our list of violations.

- Gary.

- Yeah, maybe she can

become a junior ghostbuster

and out stickers or something.

As for the rest of you,

I am personally holding you responsible,

and I won't stop until

that firehouse you call home

is a pile of bricks.

- Ceiling's leaking again.

- Sounds like a fun

mystery for a boy detective.

- Yeah, the mystery of the

black hole is super fun mystery,

and you're gone.

- Awesome.

- What to?

- Snow thing.

- Maybe you can spend the next few years

making an actual teenager.

- Now, if this was the 18th century,

then I'd already be a

part of the workforce,

and I'd have four kids.

- So I have your grandmother.

- No.

- You would be dead.

- Please.

- A ghost grandma?

- Ooh, tacos.

- Ooh.

Hey, look what I found for movie night.

- Was that family friendly?

- I hope not.

It's about a family, a

family that eats people.

They're sisters.

- I'm gonna take this at the labor board.

- On what grounds?

- I'm a ghost fester.

I saved the world.

- Well, I like to

think we saved the world.

Hey, would you watch my bees?

- You're a possessed canine.

- Ghost dog!

- This is insane.

- They're going to the snacks again.

- So you're gonna

make me wait till I'm 18?

- It's just three years.

Be young, live a little.

- This is the time of your

life when it's okay to screw up.

Make some mistakes.

- Yeah, you have the rest of

your life to be a ghost fester.

- Okay, well, three years

is nothing for you guys.

It's a tiny, negligible

percentage of your life's fair.

- She means we're all right.

- Yeah, I don't know.

You're not the only

spangler here, you know.

- Okay, well, this is my call, and you

should've decided to be a ghost fester.

- So did I.

I was studying birth

point in Santa Oklahoma.

Then I went to dinner with your mom.

We turned into dogs.

- And fulfilled an ancient prophecy that

almost brought about

the end of the world.

- Now, that's a first date.

- We both got some action.

- Yeah, we did.

- Okay, gross.

For you, I get it.

You're a scientist.

But she's just--

- Just choose your

next words very carefully.

- I didn't think she

even knew those words.

- You could've backed me up.

It's great you're their buddy, but

sometimes you need to be an asshole.

- Well, is that really my place?

- I hope so.

- I--you know, I want to be

more than just their buddy.

I just don't know what's allowed.

- Permission granted.

- Okay.

Great.

Hope I gotta warn you.

I mean, I can be scary.

- Yeah, you're a monster.

- You have no idea.

Don't look at me that way.

You left?

Hey, you left her, my friend!

I'm so sorry.

That was really bad.

I scare myself sometimes.

I'll be nice to you.

I'll just be an asshole to your kids.

- That's what I want.

- All right, who's hungry?

- Is the containment room in okay?

- It's always room for one more ghost.

- The light is green.

- The light is green.

- No! No!

The trap is clean.

- Rolling in three, two.

[dramatic music] - Greetings, ethereal

beings, subhuman entities,

and spectral forms from the great beyond,

and any living humans

who may be watching.

Welcome to "Repossessed,"

the show where we

measure the spiritual energy

of everyday objects.

I'm your host, Dr. Raymond Stence.

My young producer, in turn,

reminds me to ask you that

if you like what you see here,

please push like and subscribe.

Now, who do we have here?

- I brought my late

husband Harold's watch.

He wore it every day,

and now when I walk in the

room, he he he, it beeps.

- Well, any object that's been exposed

to a deep emotional

experience can bind a spirit.

- What is it?

- An organic ghost trap, if you will.

The stronger the

experience, or even trauma,

the more powerful the trap.

- The way we detect this energy is with

one of these babies.

- Thank you.

- If there's anything

there, this item will detect it.

- Harold, be for the nice man.

- You get anything?

- I'm sorry, ma'am,

but it seems that your

dearly departed spirit has

left this earthly dimension.

- Sorry, lady, the hammer gets the views.

- He was gone anyway.

Next!

- Hey, Dr. A.

- Phoebe.

- What?

- Yeah, here's the sample

of muds I'm interested in.

- You put it downstairs.

- Here, say.

- So, like, sleeping down here?

- Yeah.

Normally, a rave ends this place

as an orator goes

hunting clubs on booking.com.

Now he's got lucky.

- Shrimp is another boy,

a swimmer in Dorkahoma.

So, I guess you're

going to be crazy lately,

ending trying to bite your arm off, like,

class five, class seven.

- I've never been banished.

- Hold on.

I told my parents I was at space camp.

- Let's eat the moon.

Orbit, I'll talk to you guys later.

Love you, bye.

- Yeah.

- What are you doing?

- It's a nightmare.

We're smuggling back from Summerville.

I'm pretty sure they're mating.

- It's...disgusting.

- That's...odd.

You the weird guy with

my strange old things?

- Yeah, correct on both counts.

- Buddy, you just hit the jackpot.

I saw stuff from my grandmother's and it

was passed on to her,

so it's like, ancient, ancient.

- Was she a believer?

- Well, she believed a lot of demented

and superstitious stuff,

if that's what you mean.

- My kind of gal.

I've learned it's almost best

to knock every piece of wood

and throw a coin at every fountain.

- Yeah, I just never know.

- Well, I think you lose

a lot of coins that way.

- That's interesting, too.

- Sure is.

- Ready for the whole lot?

- Nice.

The glyphs on this.

- Oh, yeah, the glyph one.

You know your stuff, man.

That's the special piece in there.

Actually, it's in there by mistake.

I can't part with it

for less than 50 bucks.

- Methoarabic?

- Yeah, me-so-arabic.

- Very meek.

60.

These kinds of brass objects

were used to trap evil spirits.

- You think

there's something inside it?

- No clue.

If there is something trapped in here,

you can bet it's for a good reason.

- Definitely.

- I'm gonna take a PKE reading.

Psychokinetic energy meter.

- How do you do that?

- Thank you for asking.

So many places do that without asking.

- Instant reaction.

- Are you able to sell my life?

- No.

- Off the chart, telekinetic energy.

Full bore convective spatter.

- He took the words

right out of my mouth.

- I'll take the works.

- Sorry, I don't have change.

- Are you okay?

- Okay, okay.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Okay. - Okay. - Okay.

- I'm telling you, I mean, this--

this wasn't here before.

It shook the whole place.

Has anyone ever emptied

this containment unit?

- Where, Gary? The East River?

- So you've just been

stuffing ghosts in there since 1984?

- That's the idea.

- I don't know. Maybe not the best idea.

- I'll let Winston's

engineers know about this.

- Hey, by the way,

about Winston's engineers,

Who are they?

- That's not for me to say.

- But what are they working on?

Is that super secret

underground ghost busting stuff?

- That's right, Gary.

Super secret

underground ghost busting stuff.

- Then what?

- Mom!

Mom.

- There's something in the attic.

- You're an adult, right? - Yeah.

- And why don't you take care of it?

- Okay. Yeah, sure, I will.

I will take care of it.

- Do that right there.

[footsteps] [door creaking]

[door creaking] [door creaking]

- You picked the wrong animal, Sproul.

Not the actual house.

Hey.

- You know I'm a ghost, right?

- Kinda figured when the chess pieces

started moving on their own.

- And you're not?

- You're a father, right?

Mom, should I be?

- I just think it's kind of weird.

I mean, usually people run by now.

- I can leave if you want.

- No, I'm not saying you have to go.

- You can like float away again.

- No, I'm not saying.

Just don't worry.

- At least, I'm friends, by the way.

- Thanks.

- Yeah, I burned alive in

a horrifying tenement fire.

- Yes, you're lucky

that you're not all crispy.

- I died before my face melted off.

- That's a bonus.

- Checkmate.

- I don't understand.

- All right, I can tell.

Hey, don't take it too hard.

I've had a lot of time to practice.

So, got a name?

- CB.

- I'm Melody.

- Coolie.

- Thanks, it was a family name.

- I was being sarcastic.

- Kinda like you.

- What's the worst

part about being a ghost?

- I'll be 16 for the rest of eternity.

- Thanks, for whatever work.

- Unless I complete

my unfinished business.

- That's fine.

- Then what is the best part?

- Doing this.

- Um, do you mind just...

- Yeah.

So you're one of Winston's guys?

- Gary.

- Sorry.

Does that help you hear the ghost?

- It helps me listen

to the ghost in silence.

- Sorry.

- Okay, alright, is

something trying to get out?

- What do you think?

- Is this my dad's handwriting?

- His design?

- The containment unit is

essentially a large ghost truck.

That was Egon Spengler's great vision.

An articulated stream of protons

that could stabilize

the particles of a ghost.

- Did you see that?

- Yeah, of course I did.

- After 40 years of

compiling spiritual waste.

- You ran out of space.

- Well, didn't anybody see this coming?

- It was the 80s.

Nobody was too worried about the future.

- Then this happened.

- This momentary burst of spiritual

energy created a rift.

- It's a potential

gateway to the other side.

- The other side?

Are we talking about...

- I don't know what we're talking about.

- That's what scares me.

- Look, we didn't just buy

the firehouse for nostalgia.

- This building is the finger in the dam.

It's the fortification

between everything we do

and don't understand.

We have to protect it.

- Okay, so the ghost factor broke.

Can't you guys just build a new one?

- What do you mean?

What do you mean, what do you mean?

Don't they know it?

- We already have.

- While you've been out busting ghosts,

my engineers have been

thinking about our future.

Once upon a time, this

was a trabura aquarium.

Most recently, it's been more of a

squatter's paradise and rave venue.

Welcome to the

Paranormal Research Center.

Ghostbusting asks a lot of questions.

Now we have a place to find the answers.

We have a parabotanist, we

even have a paramusicologist.

- Hey, Lucky.

Lucky.

- Trevor?

- Hey, you're here.

- When you said you were entering,

I didn't know you'd be

blowing stuff away with lasers.

- I know, right?

It's a little green.

- And of course, you all know lard

are resonant parabotanists.

- No way.

I used to have one of these.

Mind your fingers,

it's possessed by an

able spin, Dr. Seedy.

- Ray Stance has generously provided us

with a collection of spirit-loaded items.

- So everything in this place is haunted?

- Indeed.

Here's a rare find.

This grandfather clock is inhabited

by the spirit of an actual grandfather.

- Ha ha.

- Any emotionally charged object can

contain a ghost ball

as long as it's experienced

some sort of horrific event.

By fighting the

atoms, we're able to create

a fluid moment of chemical transition.

Then we simply walk onto the spirit.

We distract it from this host object.

And then lovingly deposit

it into our second chamber

so it can be properly disposed of.

- Have you made any

attempts on living possession?

- But still twinking.

- Now, I didn't want to

show it until it was ready,

but this is what I

brought you here to see.

Our new containment unit,

based on Egon's original design.

It can span the equivalent

of 50 million cubic hectares

of plasma confinement.

- Psychic jail is as

big as the American West.

- Home on the strange.

- Where the specters and entities play.

- Where the...

- How long would it

take to move the ghosts

from the firehouse to here?

- If we went trap by

trap on regular shifts,

it could take anywhere

between three to seven years.

- So it's just two-ish.

- I almost forgot.

We don't exactly know what it is.

It broke the PKA meter.

Good luck extracting

whatever's inside it.

- Yeah. We still work shopping names.

I personally like Blue Ball of Hate

and Devil's Testicle.

- What's in here?

- Wait, do you keep ghosts

just hanging out in here?

- We spent a long time trapping them.

Now we can study them.

- Why don't they escape?

- They're pro-tally fields.

- Precisely, it's the same

technology as in your packs.

We use it in all the enclosures.

- He's cute.

- Hey, buddy.

- Now this one is the most threatening

pest in the whole complex.

- Possessive.

- Mrs. Spry, a little weasel can occupy

any inanimate manner at all.

Extremely dangerous.

- Hey.

- Thieves, am I doing something wrong?

I'm not working.

You know me.

Cyclotron is on the ground.

Cyclic.

Help me out.

Blue, you fixed it.

- I literally just moved out.

- I know it sucks right now.

I do.

But it's just

temporary and time flies by.

I promise you, I should know.

Two years ago, I was in

Oklahoma and now I'm here.

The proton pack.

I was your science teacher and now, um.

Well now I'm, and now I'm your--

- We gotta fall down now.

Red, let's go.

- I'm sorry.

- Hello, anybody there?

- Ghostbusters.

- Good, we need someone right away.

- All right, we're back, baby.

Ghostbusters are back,

back in the big city.

Back in the big apple.

Gotta take a bite out of the big apple.

Phoebe podcast, podcasting, Phoebe.

Can't keep us apart.

Dynamic duo.

I wanna catch him.

- Can't play right now.

I know you've seen me working.

If you're good later on,

you'll get a tennis ball.

- Let's see what you got in you.

- Something wrong?

- I think it's fighting extraction.

- Not for this one.

- Okay, small thing.

We need to wait for

generators to walk up.

Until then, the proton fields are down.

Okay.

Do you hear that?

- Lawrence, are you having

the ghost of the skate kit?

- Okay, we've just shut that thing up.

- This is the place.

- Yeah.

I'd better have a bottle of that.

Hi.

You wait for the ghost?

(ominous music) (ominous music)

- Hello.

- Phoebe?

Why see it?

- Phoebe, what are you doing?

- There's the third wheel.

- Are you just standing there, fire?

What are you doing?

Miss.

- I have graining.

- Cool.

- If I wanted to hate you, then I

would've, but I didn't.

- Right.

- If it makes you feel better, I guess.

- Yeah, I just feel

like a warm rush to really.

- So, do you wanna hang out?

- You're inviting me in?

- I'm sure.

- You're inviting me inside your ghost

extermination headquarters.

- I, yeah, I know what's fine.

I see how that could be.

Weird, it's cool you don't have to.

- Nice digs.

- You can trans-operate?

- Is that what I just did?

Yeah, I do that.

- How do you touch the chess pieces, if?

- Basically, I exist on an entirely

different dimensional plane.

Do you wanna get it?

- Yeah, I love dimensional planes.

I've always wanted to visit a

different dimensional plane.

I don't wanna sit, I...

- So, like, is the rest

of this place a school, or?

- That's our color.

This is my locker.

That's my name.

- That's where we...

- I know what this is.

Have you ever wondered what happens?

When we're all done here.

- I mean, I've seen it.

Yeah, I mean, it's

really beautiful, actually.

I mean, your particles

start to lose their bonds

and float off into space.

Then what?

- One of physics suggests that we become

part of the fabric of the universe.

- Do you believe that?

I mean, I believe in quantum ethics.

Sounds cool.

Maybe I'll be able to

check it out someday.

I know, and you cross to the other side.

Yeah, that's where my family is.

- Why can't you join them?

- I knew I'd already be there.

It's a vector object.

- What?

- It's like an emotionally charged anchor

that keeps us tethered to this world.

- Well, the last match

burned my family alive, so...

- Yeah, well, that'll do it.

- That was an accident.

- I used to think these matches

are some sort of key to moving on,

but I've gotten used to the idea

that I'm not going anywhere.

I'm sorry.

- Really?

You okay down there?

- I'll be right up.

- I'm going as fast as I can.

- Does it have to be her?

I understand.

- Hey, pal.

Got some cheetahs for you.

You can come on out.

I'm normally gonna shoot you in the face.

- Friends, we're...

- Hey!

You're so sad!

- Amy?

You okay?

- Yeah.

- Basement, now.

- Can you explain this?

- No, I can't.

- Cool.

- Empirically, I've told

you the mythical temperature

of absolute zero, the degree

in which all particles stop.

- Zero Kelvin, the

suspension of life itself.

- Exquisite.

- If you like that,

you're gonna love this.

- Ever since you brought

in this lethal slow cone,

the other ghosts have

been acting peculiar.

- I think it's communicating.

- Is the world just kinda chatting?

- Not the orb itself, but

whatever lies within it.

- We think it's

commanding the other ghosts

with some sort of mind control.

- All right.

- Wow, extreme thermodynamic exusions,

thought transference.

This little cutie gets out,

no telling how dangerous it could be.

- Where the hell did

you guys get this thing?

- Hey man.

- Hey.

- Are you Nadim Rosmani?

- Maybe.

- Did you recently sell a

collection of family artifacts

to Ray Stans?

- That money's gone.

- We're not looking for a refund.

- Come on in.

I got a bunch of other stuff to sell.

- I am a licensed third

party reseller of sneakers.

What's your shoe size, my man?

- 10.

- I don't have any 10s.

Can you squeeze into an eight?

- No, probably not.

- Is this your bachelor five?

- This is my daddy's

place, my grandmother's.

- Nipple stuff, iconic.

- Yeah, that was my

daddy's favorite painting.

I can't really part with it.

What's your offer?

- What was your grandmother's deal?

- We weren't really that close.

She said I was unambitious.

- But really, who's the brave one?

The brother who goes

to engineering school

or the one who forges ahead

with no education or future prospects?

- The second one.

- Right?

- Yes, absolutely.

Yeah, I take that all the time.

- You have to beat yourself.

- Exactly.

- You make sure it's

about a particular object,

raw soul, that's untouched.

- Yeah, that came

from my grandmother's

special back room where she

keeps all the really good stuff.

But I'm not supposed to take

any of your back there, so.

- Whoa.

Nice sex dungeon.

Okay, daddy.

- Not a sex dungeon.

Would a sex dungeon have these chains?

- Yeah, definitely.

- Just a few billions of

that said it, I realized.

But seriously, what is she doing here?

- I don't know, I found

this room after she died

while I was looking for some fuck darts.

All this stuff is for

sale too, by the way.

- Is this brass or copper bars?

- Once believed to be a magical alloy.

There are countless tales of demons

trapped in brass irons

and lamps going all the way

back to the time of Solomon.

- Sick outfit.

- Whoa, yes, you hear that?

No echo, no anything, it's

like a dead room in here.

So she can be as loud as she wants.

- She stopped making

sex jokes about my recent

deceased grandmother.

- The brass hall, it was

always kept in the head?

- As far as I know.

- Is it possible she

wanted to keep it quiet?

- Why does that be?

- It means you're coming with us.

- Dr. Ray?

- Yes, Phoebe?

- I think this would be

a lift of rotting carrot

on one of your shelves.

- That's a human pinky.

Pick that up at the old state hospital

for the criminally insane in

Pennsylvania, haunted.

- Um, I actually had a

question I wanted to ask you.

Have you ever wondered what

it would be like to be a ghost?

- Every day of my life, dear.

- Really?

- Sure, I mean, how I would materialize.

What's that feel like?

Would it be some kind of

a visual manifestation?

I mean, something's going on.

- What is that?

- I don't know.

I was just watching a

video I shot at the orb.

I think the audio's

corrupted or something.

It's all weird.

Here, okay.

- Ancient verbiage.

- Yeah, but what language?

- A dead one.

I know a guy who could help us, but...

Should we investigate?

- We could.

- Aren't you benched?

- Aren't you retired?

- You guys take that for a walk?

- Hold still.

What's this?

- It's just garden variety test.

Are you a human?

You should be able to pass it easily

unless you are possessed by a

cross-dimensional beast.

- Right, just a couple human beings

having a conversation.

One of them has a pasta

pot strapped to his head.

Let's start off with a link.

- Okay.

- Puppies.

Love them or kill them?

I love them?

That's one correct.

- Okay, great, yeah.

- But that was very easy.

Have you ever experienced deja vu?

- No.

- Have you ever experienced deja vu?

That's pretty good.

What was that?

Don't throw any more pens at me, dude.

- That made you angry, did it?

- Yeah, it made me angry, did it?

- Hypothetical.

You're about to devour a small child.

You're about to devour a small child.

Would you prefer skin-on or skinless?

Okay, this interview's over.

I'm not gonna answer that.

- Refused answer, though?

- No, no, no, I'm not refusing.

I'll do it.

Is it a human child?

- Are there other kinds of children?

- Can you take it to a specific child?

Is this child related to me?

- Would that be necessary?

- No, it's not necessary.

You're the one who brought it up.

I don't wanna eat anything.

I told you to stop throwing pens at me.

- I'm sure it's a perfect--

- No, no reaction.

Okay, okay.

What are you staring at?

- Did I pass?

- Dr. Stans, I don't think that this is a

legal parking space.

- They know me here.

Did you know these two legal kids

actually have names,

with patience and fortitude?

- No, Dr. Stans,

no, you are forbidden

from coming within 50

feet of this library.

Good to see you, buddy,

been a long time?

- Honey, excuse us.

- It's not a scenic, it's not

county, and it ain't French.

- This is

pre-Sumerian, this is pre-Sanskrit.

- Well, what does it mean?

- Five people in the world

can understand these words.

Which means my colleague, Dr. Yarn Geary,

put you up to this.

- Yarn Geary's already dead.

- What?

- No, you're calling,

you're calling somebody.

- Sorry, the fudge is wrong with you.

Listen, this language has

been dead for thousands of years.

How did you get this recording?

- Do you believe in

spiritual inhabitation?

Spectral possession?

- Look, there's a reason

I'm down here in the basement.

I'm the library folklorist,

I'm also the tri-state treasurer

of the H.P. Lovecraft

Society, so do I believe in spirits?

Yes, I believe in spirits, I

believe in self-winding clocks

and the singing cheeses of Copenhagen.

Please, continue.

- All right, the ancient chance you heard

came from this mysterious object.

It's about the size of a bacchival.

Come with me to the library.

- Are we not in the library?

- Upstairs is just for show.

Gilded research rooms

where struggling actors

can Twitch stream and buy crypto.

Old library is unknown.

Welcome to the old library.

That object of yours,

its last recorded sighting,

wasn't photographed

and it wasn't painted.

It was carved in stone.

Whoa.

Recognize anything?

There's your orb.

- What is it?

- No, the better question

is, what's inside of it?

What's inside of it?

Excellent question.

Probably saying, but if

you believe the folklore,

and I always believe the folklore,

that orb is a magical prison

for a phantom god called Garaka.

See, 4,000 years ago,

Garaka served a

bloodthirsty king called Samudari.

You know, from the

battle of the seven armies,

et cetera, et cetera.

After Garaka helped

conquer half of Central Asia,

the king grew

suspicious of his ambitions.

Garaka was captured,

branded, broken and disfigured.

His horns, the source

of his greatest strength,

like ripped off his head.

Nasty stuff.

I love it, no notes.

But Garaka didn't take too kindly to that

and went on a bit of a murder bender.

His plan was to raise

an army of the undead

and wage war on humanity by

channeling fear into a weapon.

Kushari'u Moti.

The death chill.

The power to kill by fear itself.

The cold shiver runs down your spine.

Your veins turn to rivers of ice.

Your bones crack.

Your lungs cave.

And the last thing you see

is your own tear ducts freezing up.

So cool.

Anywho, before Garaka could collapse

the collective bronchial

tubes of Greater South Asia,

he finally met his match.

His icy spell was

shattered by a roving band

of mythical spirit

catchers called the Fire Masters,

who used fire and

brass to trap the evil god

inside of an orb.

Very orb you now possess.

Kind of like Ghostbusters.

Yeah.

If you're willing to

entertain a little historical gossip,

these are wax cylinders,

19th century audio recordings.

Our collection is bonkers.

Here, Mary Todd Lincoln using the F word.

Apparently she saw a moth.

But what I think you'll be most

interested in is this one.

See, back in the Gilded

Age or Fair Metropolis,

there was this group of rich assholes

called the Manhattan Adventurers Society.

They would steal relics and artifacts.

They'd get together.

They'd enjoy them with their beaujoulet

and a couple of hookers, real colonial

loot fest kind of stuff.

Anyway, one night they took out a

particularly rare relic,

the Orb of Garaka.

And then they played this chant,

which opened the orb.

For the first time in New York history,

a room full of people froze to death

in the middle of July.

It's the Professor! He's

got the chant! Stop him!

Excuse us!

Kill this!

- Oh my god, how did you open it?

- What the hell was that?

- A possessor ghost, master of

concealment and disguise.

Now it'll be impossible to find.

- There it is.

- Well, that's a close one.

We don't want that getting away.

- Give me a boost, look out.

- Okay, I got you.

- Dr. Ray!

- To the right, push the button.

- Push the button!

- There's too many buttons!

- What?

- Yes!

- I'm gonna do something!

- I'm gonna try.

- Hurry up, push the button!

- Yes!

- Edward, this is Adam.

- It's you.

- The lions, baby, they're

iconic people, love them.

They make kids want to visit the library.

Do you know how hard it is to get kids

to visit the library?

- I love the library.

- Then why did you

shoot attitude in the face?

- I was doing my job.

- You don't have a job, magnify!

- My compliments to the chef.

As far as fiasco's go,

this was just dynamite.

One would think, though,

you'd have a little more

respect for the public library.

You being such a bookworm,

why don't you just back off?

I just want to thank her.

- For what?

- For 40 years, I've been

waiting to say these words.

The Ghostbusters are finished.

Your firehouse has been condemned.

Your packs are in a police lockup.

They'll be melted down

for scrap by morning.

And just wait until I

get ahold of your car.

I just hold on--

- The last time you

tried to shut us down,

you created a cross rip

into another dimension.

- Watch out, kiddo.

That sounds a lot like slander.

That's a crime

punishable all the time in prison.

So let me ask you, Ms.

Fengler, are you going to behave?

Or do I need to have you arrested?

- Well, we really thought

you'd better choose behave.

- Try and get it, you're upset.

Can we just get to the part where you

ground me and move on?

You're not grounded.

You're fired.

- Honestly, if you were to Spengler,

I'm very serious, she's your mom.

Being a Spengler

doesn't make you a genius.

It just makes you part of this family.

- Are you even a part of this family?

- Maybe.

- I get it, fair enough.

But maybe if you

weren't being so selfish,

you might notice that

your mom, your brother,

and I have been doing

everything to try and protect you.

So wake up!

- Sucks, doesn't it?

What the hell was that?

- You don't get a, there was a wax on.

- You had the chance, what kind of drama

you guys have into the--

- Grandpa Hamill was turning my brain--

- Shut up!

- Jeez.

- We too old for this.

- Is that, I don't know what

our age has to do with this.

There was a chanting

brain under that cylinder,

it's a trigger, it's a--

- Good, it got yourself hurt.

- You could've kept those kids hurt.

- Jeez, Ray, the eyes.

Take a vacation, okay?

Go visit some old ruins or something,

I don't want to sit your

ass on a beach somewhere,

a little color wouldn't kill you.

Ray, this is supposed

to be our golden years.

Winston, this is the way I

want to spend my golden years.

This is what I love, I know, I know.

Me too, but you need to find a new way

to do the things you

love before it kills you.

- Theeps.

Man.

- They stole our gear.

- Civil forfeit ship.

- I don't believe it's the terminology.

- Stop it!

Fireball?

- Oh yeah, you really

gotta try that thing, dude.

- Who is he?

- I'm the name of a potential deep well

of psychokinetic energy

and quite possibly possessed.

- Can I try the fireball?

- Yeah, knock your socks off.

- This is the last

night in the firehouse?

- I don't know.

Hey.

So this is it?

- I'm used to being on

the moon, I'm good at it.

- I don't know.

I'd kinda like to stay

and fight for this place.

- It's not our place.

- Of course it is.

We can't leave.

I mean,

there's something

strange in the neighborhood.

Who are they gonna call?

If there's something

weird and it don't look good.

- Ghostbusters.

- Well, I'm sorry, who was it?

- Ghostbusters.

- Ghostbusters!

This is the home of the Ghostbusters.

We're the Ghostbusters.

- Can I tell you something else?

- It's important.

- What?

- Bust it, it'll keep you in line.

It makes it.

- Get out.

- Holy crap!

This place is trash!

- Can I get a reading in here, please?

- What happened here?

- What?

- Such a disaster, what have you done?

- This is a very sensitive area.

- It's freezing.

- Well, maybe it wouldn't be freezing

if a certain someone had

left his grandmother's orb

in her room where it belongs.

- Wait, I'm confused.

You're saying this is my fault.

- Here's the deal.

Your grandmother was guardian of the orb,

the last line of defense against Garaka.

Now it's your turn.

You are the Firemaster.

- That's dramatic, I like that.

- It's not a joke, man.

For thousands of years,

your family has selflessly

guarded the world from

an unimaginable evil.

Now either she didn't tell you about it

or you weren't listening.

- Could have been either.

We had a complicated relationship.

Instead, you come into my shop,

try to sell your heritage, your

birthright, for 50 bucks.

- You should be ashamed of yourself.

- Who are you, who's that?

- You are the Firemaster.

It's time for you to

claim your destiny, son.

Like the candle.

I think we both know that's impossible.

- Son, I stopped believing

in that word a long time ago.

What if you were humanity's last hope?

- Dude, that'd never

been anyone's only hope.

I went to see you prom as a

backup for someone's brother.

- You may not choose to believe it,

but there are many stories of people

with inexplicable gifts going back.

Eons, the strength of

Samson, the speed of Achilles.

- Perfect pitch, sick dance moves.

- Even pyrokinesis.

So, like the candle.

- Like the candle?

Just like that?

I just do that?

- What?

- In this literature

speaks of a sacred fire.

A smokeless flame like the

kind Moses saw in Mount Herem

when he encountered the burning bush.

Like the kind the demon Jin brought forth

from the seven Earths

that flowed through the hair

of Sambo Kojin, the

Japanese god of the hearth.

That same sacred power

exists in your fingertips.

- Like the candle.

- It's his first time.

- I think we're all going to die.

Phoebe?

Can I come in?

I just wanted to talk to

you about what happened

at the police station.

Because I know that was rough.

But you know, life is rough.

Life is unpredictable and crazy and...

Doors close, friends change.

But the family is...

Is the one thing

that's there no matter what.

You know,

sometimes they're not even

your actual blood relatives.

They're just...

They're the people that

remind you, you have a home.

Anyways, I think you're great.

I think you're really great.

I'm really glad we had this talk.

- I don't know, every time

I do what I think is right,

they just come down on me like I'm

screwing everything up.

That's ridiculous, I know.

What?

Just sucks that the only

person who gets me is the ghost.

Yeah, it's too bad we exist on

different dimensional planes.

Separated by quantum physics.

It's always something.

I mean, there is a way for

me to be a ghost for a bit.

But it's experimental.

I knew it would want to risk it.

It's not lethal.

As a plus, just requires a

little bit of life breaking

and entering some bad sides.

I mean, I wouldn't want to

get here in any more trouble.

What else can they do to me?

What is that thing?

It's an ionic separator.

It will allow us to temporarily exist

on the same dimensional plane.

My spirit will be separated from my body

for only two minutes.

Then I'll regain consciousness.

- Ben.

What's wrong?

I'm sorry.

For what?

A human voice is the key.

But Garaga can't control humans.

Only ghosts.

And now he can control you.

Garaga's the only one

that can open the door

to the other side.

It's my only chance.

My only chance to see my family again.

Maybe one day I'll understand.

Your world will shatter.

My world will shatter.

Bones and ice.

My empire will rise.

- Careful.

- Baby?

- I'm in it.

- Baby, are you okay?

She ghost walked.

- What?

- Your spirit separated from her body.

- I got your freeze.

- I tried to stop it, I couldn't.

- No, no, it's okay.

- No, you're okay,

that's all the matters.

- I tell her.

- No, you're not in trouble.

- You are not.

- She's right.

- We'll do the picture.

- Yes, give me a minute.

Just finishing this up,

I'll be right with you.

- Are you the fire master?

- Yeah man, read the damn sign.

(crashing) (eerie music)

- What is that?

- Should we call this one in?

- Yeah, call this one in.

- It's okay if you guys hate me.

- We don't hate you, we worry about you.

- We didn't know where you were, you

could've been killed.

- I trust somebody that I shouldn't have.

I just feel stupid.

- It's okay to feel stupid.

It's one of the smartest

people I know of warons.

- Yeah, and I told you to make mistakes.

- Yeah, and I realize

who else trusted you.

- Maybe next time we got a tattoo.

- You're gonna try shotlifting.

Hey, that ain't fun.

- Yeah, okay.

Hey, are you ready to

be a spangler again?

- Good, cause we need you.

- Yeah.

- Finney.

- How did Garakan get out?

- Doesn't matter,

it's coming right for us

and it's really bad.

- Who's coming right for us?

- Typical manifestation of evil,

ender of worlds, that kind of thing.

- Garakan's coming

for the containment unit

to recruit every ghost in

the tank we've ever caught.

We can't allow that to happen.

You'll have a bare-nable army of ghosts.

- What, an army of ghosts?

- It's okay, we're fine.

Look, we're good.

Calm down.

We have the fire master.

Do the thing.

This is really great, if you get one.

Just like in breakfast.

- Garakan!

- Right.

- Where are our proton packs?

- No packs.

- Suda, get to the roof, all right?

Just shoot anything that's terrifying.

- But I already threw a

proton string at that thing,

it didn't even flinch.

- How is that possible?

- It's an age of God

from another dimension.

Who's a now it's atomic composition?

- Dr. Ray? - Yeah.

- Copper can conduct an electrical field

like the one in our colliders.

- Yeah, but there's no

copper left in the firehouse.

- Stripped by vagrants in the 90s.

- Well, then what about brass?

- Brass.

Especially if it's psychically charged.

- Our proton packs use nickel and zinc

as primary drivers

for spectral agitation.

But Garaka is different.

The ancient ghost

trappers used brass to trap them.

If I brass plate components on my pack,

it could give us a chance.

- Azta, we managed

faster decay of split time.

Now the stream

intensification, terrific new improvements.

Let's get to work.

- Here we go.

Can I be of any help?

- Say a little bit.

- Thank you.

- You gotta be kidding me.

- Sweetheart.

Melmots in uniform.

Lucas Fordy.

Courage, anyone?

- No, no, no, no, no, I don't like that.

- What do you see up there?

- A tripe, tell us a tripe.

- A what?

- A kid's tricycle rolling

down the street on his own.

- No, no, possession, possession.

You need to get down here now.

- Yeah.

- What's going on?

- It's really

bad, the world's ending.

You and I go up there.

- How's it going?

- I'm terrible.

- Okay, just keep practicing, man.

We got your back.

- Could one of the

adults also come and help?

- What's this?

- Oh my God.

- Maybe the flight of my life,

I thought you were one

of the big scary ones.

How'd you get all the way up here?

- Ooh, paper.

- It's random?

- Lucky, you're okay.

- Oh shit.

- Trimmer!

- You're doing it!

- This is awesome!

- I know that guy!

- I am a god.

Where's Phoebe?

- Good luck!

- So is any of it real?

- Yeah, I actually did beat you at chess.

- I never wanted to hurt you,

I just wanted to see my family again.

- Well my family's up there now.

We still have time to stop this.

It's too late.

He's here.

- Phoebe?

Phoebe?

- Heads up, Baldark

and Horny at 12 o'clock.

- There's something real,

and all of it.

- Well if I can't help you, move on.

You have to do that yourself.

- Don't let him get to the basement!

- How?

- Well being nice didn't work.

- Let's try this.

- Fire them up!

- I'm trying to tell you

guys our dreams are useless.

- Hold on, hold on, hold on.

- Look dude, I'm

probably your worst nightmare.

- Okay, okay, okay.

Real talk, man, to whatever.

I don't wanna hurt you, okay?

So how about we call this even,

we each go a separate way.

I go back to Queens,

you go back to Narnia.

- You are no fire master.

- Me?

No, I'm not the fire master.

I'm just Nadine.

I'm at the record show.

- I gave you a chance.

- Dude, you used all the lighter fluid?

- You told me to practice.

- problem, do you

have anyone I don't like?

- I quit smoking in the 90s.

Proud of you then, proud of you now.

- Dude, no, no, no, no, wait, wait.

- Bye, Phoebe.

- They're pretty, and

we can trap him now.

- No, we're gonna need a bigger trap.

Just right there, go back

and let all the spirits out.

Peter, do you know what this means?

You know what we could do?

- Right, pretend I don't.

- If we neutralize the

mass energy and density

to reduce criticality,

it will force the tank

to reprom itself and re-rearce the tank.

- Let's do it, we all trust you.

- I gotta hold it, my father.

- Who helped me?

- Golden years, golden years.

- The whole world is green.

- The whole world is green.

I knew you had one more dance in ya.

- Yes, you're toast.

- You were right.

I'll see you in the

fabric of the universe.

- Mom?

- You have done it.

City life devastation.

I am putting you away for a long time.

- Hey, you plowed.

You're never gonna get it, are you?

- Mr. Mayor, what do you

have to say to the Ghostbusters?

- You're a bunch of

crazy old dick, buddy.

- What, what?

- I, yeah.

- It sounds like we have

your undivided support.

- Well, yes, of course.

- Good, I'm so happy

to hear that Mr. Mayor,

because with our family and our family,

this whole city would be

under three feet of ice.

We know,

the world right now

is experiencing

unusual paranormal activity.

We are here to answer that call,

because we are the Ghostbusters.

- Well, it's not my first evil god.

- I am the Dean.

I am a fire master, turns out.

I can find Donnie before me.

- Did we win?

- Let's get ghost

together, what do you call them?

- There's a team.

- A family.

- Yeah, the Spanglers,

where are the Spanglers?

- Spanglers.

- Well, you know what a

big boobers hit, trust me.

- Hey guys, put on your backs.

- Dad, here.

Sorry.

- Yeah, I heard it.

- It's my mom, hey.

- She just called me dad.

- I'm afraid.

- No.

- Hey.

- There are a lot of

people, so ghost story.

- Look this place.

- I'm afraid of the milkshakes.

- I'm afraid of the milkshakes.

- Who you gonna call?

- Ghostmasters!

- If you're all alone,

pick up the phone and call.

- Ghostmasters!

- I'm afraid of the milkshakes.

- I hate likes to guess.

- I'm afraid of the milkshakes.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Who you gonna call?

- Ghostmasters!

- You have no summer, freaking out.

Say this, you better call.

- Ghostmasters!

- Hey, that's my truck!

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