Original subtitles

AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH SPEAKER

SHE SNIFFS LOUDLY

SHE SUCKS HER TEETH

COLLETTE MUMBLES - READING ALOUD

SHE SNIFFS

Strange to think that that's all inside of us, eh?

In all fairness, your Auntie Janet's missing her tonsils,

and she's coming this morning to see your dad.

What time is his appointment?One.

Do you want me to drive him? No, it's fine.

Are you sure? Be happy to. It's fine.

I really thought they'd got it last time.

We all did.

Are you doing anything this afternoon?

Uh, yeah. I'm going to the beach, um, meeting Liam.

Maybe go for a swim.

How come?

I was hoping you could pick up wee bits at the shop.

I've got a long shift myself tonight.

Yeah, but I can still go to the shop.

No! No, no, no, no. You go and have...

..fun.

I can do it.

SHE SIGHS

Did you always know?

That Dad was it, that he was...

..the one?

I always knew.

How? How-how did you just know?

I just...

..did.

Gerry!

Are you done in the shower yet?!

Clean as a whistle.

Mm. And twice as loud.

GERRY GROWLS Come here.

Stop it! Gerry!

MUFFLED AMBIENT MUSIC

FOOTSTEPS THUD

JADE SIGHS

So is she more than just a friend?

What?

That girl...

..yesterday.

I saw how you looked at her.

You're not very subtle, are ya?

Subtlety's not my style.

Once again, let's focus on our breath.

In...

..one...

..two...

..three, and out.

One...two... JADE EXHALES HARSHLY

Jesus Christ, this is boring.

Being mindful of our breathing,

pulling us into the present.

May I remind you

that the first step to completing this course is participating?

What? I am participating.

You're doing more fidgeting than meditating.

Well, I hate being still.

Maybe worth having a think about why that is.

Cos I've read your file, Jade.

I know how much you need this.

Next, I'll be handing out raisins and guiding you through a technique

that's meant to bring you a greater awareness of your senses.

Don't eat your raisin yet.

INAUDIBLE

THUNDER RUMBLES

WIND RUSTLES THROUGH TREES

RAIN PATTERS

THUNDER RUMBLES

Edinburgh for the chippy sauce and Glasgow for the dancing.

Ah, you've got me there.

I definitely miss the dancing in Glasgow, despite everything.

Mm. I'm pretty sure you can dance anywhere if you want to.

Nah, not me. I get all...

Embarrassed?

Well, there's no-one to dance with even if I did want to dance.

Uh, what about me?

Whoo!

THEY LAUGH You know what I mean.

Well...

..what about her?

SHE SIGHS

I mean...

THEY GASP So she was your girlfriend?

JADE CHUCKLES

No, we never named it,

what we were together, we just...

..were.

WIND BLOWS

Thought enough time had passed, but...

And have you told her that's how you feel?

Go...go and tell her.

You've got one short, sweet life. Go and tell her.

THEY CHUCKLE

THUNDER RUMBLES

Hey!

Swimmer girl!

Fuck it.

What are you doing?

Fuck, it's colder than it looks, and it looks fucking cold!

THEY BOTH LAUGH

Come here.

JADE LAUGHS

Oi, ya bawbags!

THEY BOTH LAUGH What?

I brought supplies!

HE LAUGHS

Come on. Let's go.

HE LAUGHS

Come on, let's get out.

Jade, wait.

There's...there's something I...

It's about my...

What is it?

I'm freezing my balls off here.

It's nothing, it's nothing. JADE LAUGHS

Go, go!

SHE LAUGHS

BIRDS CHIRP

Are you sure you're not going to freeze to death?

Cos I don't know CPR.

We all used to be lifeguards. I think we've got it covered.

I don't half miss those easy ass shifts, by the way.

Just sitting there.

Though it was less Baywatch and more like Buckie and breakfast rolls.

THEY LAUGH

I don't miss stinking of chlorine.

The whisky working yet?

It's definitely making me warm.

And a wee bit pished.

Maybe just, like, a wee bit.

A wee bit pished.

What about yous two? Yous boozing all day?

No, we're doing a course.

Have yous never met?

Oh, I'm sure I've seen you around.

Do you work at the coffee shop?

Exactly. If you've ever had a crappy flat white, that was me.

What's the course you're both doing?

Anger management.

We're trying to learn how to be, like, you know, like, Zen and that.

LIAM CHUCKLES

Is that in the Halls, by the way? Aye.

Last time I was in those Halls, it was my seventh birthday party.

I broke my wrist playing musical chairs.

Well, tomorrow they've got us coming in at 8:45 which, like, alone

is enough to make you angry.

You kept all this quiet.

Ah, it's a load of shite, really.

Well, today we were meditating on a raisin.

Suppose a raisin's quite relaxing, isn't it?

I think it sounds like a positive thing.

You didn't need to keep it a secret.

Oh, I just didn't really fancy talking about something serious.

Some things just are serious.

You know what is serious?

The fact that you cannae get a decent takeaway round about here.

I would kill for a kebab right about now. You know that?

That's not true, the chippy's all right.

I mean, anything tastes all right with the amount of red sauce you put on it.

That's true, man. You're, like, 50% ketchup.

Shut up.

You're, like, 50%...bullshit.

Oooh!

Is it, big man?

50% god!

Hey!

THEY LAUGH

Have that!

LAUGHTER

Me and Agnieszka...

..we ended up having to get a flat at the top of the town.

Cos there's just, like, fuck all to rent round about here.

There are nice flats, though.

Aye.

Just got to buy 'em.

THEY LAUGH

Sorry.

Can you imagine me with a patio?

What am I going to do wi' a patio?

THEY LAUGH

It's good that you got somewhere.

You'll be your old man before you know it.

Hey, nothing wrong with that.

Well, be happy while you're living for you're a long time deid.

I will cheers to that.

My dad says that.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm just...

I'm just really drunk.

Shall we call it a night, then? Mm.

It is getting a bit cold.

Grab some water for the fire.

Aye.

Do you think we could, like, just try and talk?

Sure.

I'm always up for talking.

What was it you wanted to say?

No, not here. Why not?

I don't know.

It's not...

Just...

What are you...?

What are you doing?

Right.

Right, let's hit the road!

Nah.