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# Our love is boundless... #

SHOWER DOOR CLUNKS

# You live for fashion... #

SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

DISTORTED NOISE SWELLS

GLASS SMASHES, MUFFLED AND PANICKED CHATTER

# There's no point in guessing

# Correlations in your mind... #

SHE SIGHS

PHONE VIBRATES AND PINGS

# But when we're spinning out... #

PHONE PINGS

# To keep the time

# Close our eyes

# Move inside

# You kept your hand... #

Sweetheart, you'll be late!

Aye, all right.

# I tell you it's not enough

All right.

# It's not enough... #

FOOTSTEPS THUD You look nice.

SHE SIGHS

It's the last step, love.

You only need to get through this programme...

Jesus, Mum. I know.

FOLKSY ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS

DOOR SLAMS Bye, love.

SEAGULLS CRY

PHONE VIBRATES AND PINGS

FOOTSTEPS PATTER

SHE EXHALES

You're late.

Sorry.

Join the circle.

Er, hi.

My name's Theo.

I'm originally from Livingston,

and despite loving a game of rounders, I'm terrible at throwing.

Now, I'm sure that's not true.

Ooh! SHE LAUGHS

So it's a little true. SHE CHUCKLES

Yeah, and my pronouns are they/them.

Okey doke.

Name?

Er...

Hi, I'm Jade.

I'm from here.

Er, minus a couple of stints in Glasgow, I've always been...

..here. SHE SCOFFS

You've got to tell us, like, an interesting...

..fact about yourself.

Right, yeah.

Er, no. No, thanks.

I like your sense of mystery.

Thanks.

Right, everyone, one last time for the latecomers.

I'm Patricia and welcome to anger management.

Together we'll work towards your CPO,

Community Payback Order, which... PHONE VIBRATES

..if you're lucky, might also include a laminated certificate.

We will be identifying what triggers our anger,

and then hopefully begin to establish

some healthy, helpful coping mechanisms.

And we will only be looking at our phones during break times.

Buckle up, everyone.

You're about to get used to feeling your feelings.

Now, can we bring our chairs into the circle, please?

SHE SIGHS

SOMBRE PIANO

You'll be wanting your dinner.

Oh, yes, please. I've missed your cooking.

THEY LAUGH

Oh, well, the trick is salt,

and loads of it.

Maybe a bit of pepper if you're feeling fancy.

COLLETTE LAUGHS Priceless culinary tips.

MUM LAUGHS You can blame your granny for those.

What time do you think they'll call?

I don't know.

Will Dad need to go into town...? I really don't know, Collette.

COLLETTE SIGHS I'm just...

I don't know any more, Collette.

I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.

POTS CLATTER

Paediatrics.

That's my next placement I start next week.

Aw.

I don't know how you do it,

all these wee sick weans.

You'll be glad to get back in the summer

and give yourself a chance to reset.

PHONE VIBRATES AND PINGS

MUM SIGHS I don't miss that sound.

SHE CHUCKLES

So in the end, I pulled the signs off the bathroom door

and I said, "Look, it's either everybody's or naebody's."

But I didn't realise the bus station had a security camera there, so...

..they put me on the programme,

it was vaguely better than any of the other options.Mm.

Yourself?

Er, it's court-ordered and...

..complicated.

Something serious?

Should...should I be worried? No, no.

It was just one bad decision in one bad moment.

GENTLE PIANO NOTES RING OUT

Er, I'd better go.

See you tomorrow!Er, yeah. Yeah.

I wasn't sure if you still had my number.

I wasn't sure if you'd still be here.

Might be away, like, adventuring.

Aye, well, that didn't really work out.

With Angie?

No dramas, just...

..just sort of fizzled. Oh.

Sorry.Well, it happens.

So I'm back here...

..staying at my mum's.

Um, just for a bit though, I'm saving on rent. Right.

And, er...

..who can resist the allure of this place?

THEY LAUGH

Like, did everything work out OK,

with what happened...Aye. ..back in Glasgow?

Aye, it...worked out OK.

So, heard you're doing amazing. COLLETTE LAUGHS

Your mum's always bragging on about it. Is she?

Must be hard, training to be a nurse.

I mean, yeah. Like, it's a lot, but...

..I'm-I'm-I'm really loving it.

Chuffed for ya.

Thanks.

JADE BREATHES DEEPLY

So, um... THEY LAUGH

SOMBRE MUSIC SWELLS

SPOKES RATTLE

Oi-oi, pal. Ya wanting a backy?

THEY LAUGH

Ready, then? Do you want to go and see the old place? Yeah.

SEAGULLS CRY

MACHINERY CHUNTERS AND RATTLES

SOMBRE PIANO MUSIC

Is it daft that I'll miss it?

The pool?

PARTY POPPERS BANG, JADE YELPS

I know it's just a shite old sports centre, but...

COLLETTE LAUGHS

..I just feel like they're taking everything away from this place. Mm.

It's like everything's going backwards.

I bet you don't miss it.

Well, I miss being able to be by the water every day.

And I miss the fresh air.

Suppose there's a few things I miss.

How long you back for?

Only a week.

Studying and working, it's hectic.

Aye, bet you're busy with new people and new things to do.

Studying mostly.

So no-one's swept you off your feet?

JADE LAUGHS You're exactly the same

as when I last saw you.

Is that a compliment?

Of course it is.