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[tense music]
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[gunfire]
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- Hello John.
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Coming round for tea tonight?
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It's chicken pie.
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[gunfire]
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- Die!
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- Congratulations DI Major,
you shot your grandmother.
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Again.
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- You've obviously never
tried her chicken pie.
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- I told you these
tests were pointless.
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- Carver, is that you?
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- The tests are essential.
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I've installed a
full software update.
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If it works he'll
have faster cognition
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with no more glitches.
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- Carver were you
in the room just now
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when I asked about
getting porn on this?
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- No but thanks for
bringing us up to speed.
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- I need something
to help me relax.
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Ouch!
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Fuck a duck!
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They filter the
internet in here.
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I'm making my own photo
fit images to jerk off to.
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Would you have any idea
how humiliating that...
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Hi.
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Hello.
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- These people are members
of the AI Ethics committee.
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They're here to observe
your new software update.
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- How do you do.
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- I don't think anyone wants
to shake that now mate.
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- We haven't got time to
sit here on our fannies.
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We've got crimes to solve.
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- Fannies?
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Are you sure about this update?
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- As you can see he's
making excellent progress.
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- These maps show the
location for the three
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most recent incidents.
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- Well the three
points form a triangle.
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That can't be a coincidence.
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- Any three points
form a triangle.
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- This is the area where the
fly tipping is concentrated.
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We need you to
get in there and--
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- The fly tipping?
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We, we're Detective Inspectors.
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You want us out there
to catch litterbugs?
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- After you cocked up
last time you're lucky
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you're not standing in
the middle of the road
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holding a bloody great lollipop!
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- We should be out there busting
meth labs and pedophiles.
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- Paedophiles.
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- That's what I said,
pedophiles.
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- Paedophiles.
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- That's what I said,
pedophiles!
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- This is your first case John,
I'm breaking you in gently.
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And Carver, you're supposed
to be supervising him
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not jumping off
bloody car parks!
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- I'll, uh,
make sure he behaves boss.
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Any progress on the
investigation into my shooting?
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- You stay well from that John,
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that's been Gilbert and
Ryle's case from day one.
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- Gilbert and Ryle are crap!
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- Leave it, leave it.
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We'll get you a
result on this boss.
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Come on.
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- One more thing.
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Carver's right, three points
always make a triangle.
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[intense music]
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What's going on Roy?
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I wanna know who shot me,
it's like no one cares!
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Not Dennett,
not Gilbert and Ryle!
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I mean not even you seem...
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What's this?
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- My secret hobby
for the last year.
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Don't get excited, I
haven't found any answers.
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- Operation Bluefinch.
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- Plus everything we
know about your shooting.
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faces, wheels, known associates.
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Everything.
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What?
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Don't look at me like that,
it's weird.
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- I don't deserve you buddy.
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First you take the rap
for the car park thing,
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which was technically
my fault, and now this.
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What else you been
taking care of for me?
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Kelly.
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- Hiya.
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Are you alright?
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How you doing?
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- Yeah not too bad
really under the...
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Oh, sorry,
you was talking to him.
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- I didn't realise you
were sleeping here.
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I thought you had
your own place.
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- I do have my own place Kelly.
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You just won't
let me live in it.
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- [Kelly] What are these,
is it a photo-fit image?
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- Ooh...
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- [Kelly] What's that?
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- They're, uh, confidential.
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- Well I, um, brought you
over your things so...
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- Come to say that
we're through?
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Do I need an attorney?
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- What?
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You mean lawyer?
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What, no.
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- I came here to ask
you out for dinner.
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Because I can't
remember the last time
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we had a meal together actually.
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- Okay.
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Wait, it was the night I got
shot, we had that big row.
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Roy was comforting you,
and I remember thinking--
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- I should be going.
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Give me a call later, yeah.
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- Things are looking up.
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- Yeah.
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I'll just be a minute mate,
yeah?
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- Since when did I
support Liverpool?
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- Kelly!
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What,
you're taking him out on a date?
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- I need to talk to him.
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- What about talking to me,
you've ignored me phone calls.
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- Roy, these last few
months have been amazing,
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but you know,
it's like we've woken up
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or more specifically,
he's woken up.
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- So what you just forget about
us as if nuttin's happened?
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- I can't just dump John,
he's vulnerable,
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you know,
if he messes up they're gonna,
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they're gonna switch him off.
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- Oh bollocks will
they switch him off.
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Look he's fine,
Parfit's fixed him.
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- I ran a software update,
he won't let me test it,
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so I don't know if it worked.
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- This new software, is
it American by any chance?
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- Why do you ask?
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- Catch you later baby doll.
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Come on buddy, time we
hit that garbage dump.
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- No reason in particular.
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[upbeat music]
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- Diapers.
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- Nappies.
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- Aluminium cans.
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- Aluminium.
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- I feel like a hobo.
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- For fuck's sake.
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Why won't you do
Dr Parfit's test?
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- Look I don't need
to be tested right,
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'cause I'm not a computer
or a robot or a machine!
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I'm augmented, that's all.
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- Yeah we know that mate.
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They're psychological
tests, not the Turing test.
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- What?
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- The Turing test.
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It's named after--
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- Alan Turing, the code breaker,
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I know what the Turing test is.
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You talk to someone for an hour,
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see whether you can
tell if they're gay.
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- It's definitely not that mate.
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Bloody hell, what's this?
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- A cell phone.
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- Mobile.
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There's no sim.
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Might be able to get some data--
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- Holy shit, a foot!
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- Jesus!
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- It's, uh, male, size 10?
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No blood.
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Tissue damage indicates it
was sawn off post-mortem.
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We're looking at a homicide.
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- Is it just a foot?
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But why would someone
dump a single foot?
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- Oof, ritualistic?
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Partial tattoo suggests
an occult significance.
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- Shit mate,
looks like we're back in
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serious crimes after all.
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Ew!
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What did you do that for?
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- Sorry.
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- Fucking dickhead!
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Put it in a bag!
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Forensics said six hours
for a full DNA analysis.
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- Judy, I need you to
contact missing persons,
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try to ID this tattoo.
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- Okay,
my name still isn't Judy though.
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- We're gonna crack this
one John, I can feel it.
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- Look who it is,
Inspector Gadget.
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- Beat it assholes, I'm busy.
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- Yeah,
busy being interviewed by us.
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About your shooting.
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- You update
Dennett on the foot.
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- No you found it,
you deserve the credit.
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- There's no I in team Roy.
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This one's yours.
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- Don't be nervous DI Major,
we're not gonna charge ya.
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- Not unless you battery's low.
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[laughs]
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- That was a joke, you know,
about you being a computer.
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- You shouldn't make
jokes like that.
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It's not very PC.
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- What have you
got on my shooting?
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Gunman had a red Jeep.
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Did you put out an
APB on the vehicle?
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- Alright Siri.
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We'll ask the questions.
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- We heard someone gave you a
name just before you got shot.
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- Give me a name!
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Yeah.
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I can't remember it,
I've tried but I just...
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- Okay.
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I understand.
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Have you tried switching
yourself off and on again?
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- I'm not a computer, I'm a
detective, a human detective.
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- It's just banter,
we're not serious.
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- Right this is who
you should be after.
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Liam Cleasby, known
associate of the shooters.
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We had him a few days
ago but he got away.
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- We saw Cleasby a year
ago, small-time dealer,
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he didn't know anything.
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- So that's it then.
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Interview concludes.
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- [Machine] Recording
discontinued.
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- What, that's it?
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This is meant to be a
homicide investigation.
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- Yeah, is it though?
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- What do you mean is it?
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I'm the one that was murdered!
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- Yeah, you were murdered,
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but you're not murdered
anymore are you?
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So is it a murder case or not?
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- I'd call it attempted
murder, possibly GBH.
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- I'll be honest, you're giving
the lawyers a real headache.
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- Are you telling me
I've not been murdered?
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I've been fucking murdered!
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- Calm down.
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Control, ALT, delete.
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- [Gilbert] Right, thanks
for your co-operation.
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we might speak to
you again in future.
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- We'll leave you on standby.
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- Standby!
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Like a computer.
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- Douchebags.
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- [Gilbert] Douchebags?
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- [Ryle] Catch all that Cleasby?
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- I'll pass it on.
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- [Ryle] What
happens to him now?
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- That's above my pay grade.
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- [Ryle] He doesn't
remember anything.
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- He remembers the Jeep.
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Pity.
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I always liked this car.
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- The tattoo's a Celtic
symbol associated with
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the Isle of Man.
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I'm liaising with
the Manx police,
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tissue samples are
with forensics.
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- Okay DI Carver.
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I'll give you 24 hours.
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Let's see if you can
prove people wrong.
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- Thanks boss.
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What people?
260
00:11:52,919 --> 00:11:54,299
- Well you know,
all the ones who said
261
00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:56,094
you were washed up
after Major died,
262
00:11:56,129 --> 00:11:58,409
who assumed you were an
alcoholic or had a breakdown,
263
00:11:58,441 --> 00:12:00,311
you lost focus so much.
264
00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:02,960
God knows I said it
myself a hundred times.
265
00:12:04,068 --> 00:12:08,378
Anyway, pep talk over, go
and find me that killer.
266
00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:11,107
[upbeat music]
267
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,110
- Just because I'm alive,
268
00:12:15,148 --> 00:12:16,838
doesn't mean I'm
not a murder victim.
269
00:12:16,874 --> 00:12:17,844
- Listen mate,
I don't mean to interrupt,
270
00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:19,945
but in this country
we drive on the left.
271
00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:21,050
- What?
272
00:12:21,085 --> 00:12:22,215
[lorry horn]
273
00:12:22,258 --> 00:12:23,088
Oh shit!
274
00:12:27,056 --> 00:12:27,886
Sorry.
275
00:12:35,962 --> 00:12:37,862
- Listen mate,
I just wanna say thanks
276
00:12:37,895 --> 00:12:39,895
for letting me take the
credit for the foot.
277
00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:41,111
- Oh least I could do.
278
00:12:41,139 --> 00:12:43,039
After the work you
done on my shooting.
279
00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:44,042
Operation Bluefinch.
280
00:12:44,073 --> 00:12:46,353
- We're a good team.
281
00:12:46,386 --> 00:12:47,456
We always were.
282
00:12:49,044 --> 00:12:50,604
- You don't know the half of it.
283
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:53,257
- What do you mean?
284
00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:54,949
- How do you think that foot got
285
00:12:54,981 --> 00:12:57,261
on the garbage tip
in the first place?
286
00:12:57,293 --> 00:12:59,093
- The killer dumped it there?
287
00:12:59,123 --> 00:13:03,403
- Or, maybe a good friend
of yours put it there?
288
00:13:03,437 --> 00:13:05,407
A friend who has
access to the morgue,
289
00:13:05,439 --> 00:13:08,199
who can borrow a bit of
evidence to give your career
290
00:13:08,235 --> 00:13:10,575
a much needed shot in the ass.
291
00:13:12,274 --> 00:13:13,284
- Thanks John.
292
00:13:13,309 --> 00:13:14,349
That's very thoughtful.
293
00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:15,349
- Yeah?
294
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,280
'Cause I was worried
you might not be happy.
295
00:13:18,314 --> 00:13:20,144
- Why,
what would you think I'd say?
296
00:13:20,178 --> 00:13:21,278
- I dunno.
297
00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:23,937
- Maybe something like
you're a complete dickhead?
298
00:13:23,975 --> 00:13:27,595
You've tampered with
evidence, desecrated a corpse,
299
00:13:27,634 --> 00:13:31,224
wasted police time, and now
we're both gonna go to prison.
300
00:13:31,258 --> 00:13:33,298
- You're pissed
at me aren't you?
301
00:13:33,329 --> 00:13:34,159
- No.
302
00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:35,332
- You are, you're pissed.
303
00:13:35,366 --> 00:13:39,086
- No, I'm pissed off, you
American twat, pissed off!
304
00:13:39,128 --> 00:13:43,408
Pissed means drunk and I'm
stone cold fucking sober!
305
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,170
- He's real pissed.
306
00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:49,036
- What were you thinking?
307
00:13:49,069 --> 00:13:51,209
- I was trying to help!
308
00:13:51,244 --> 00:13:53,454
You wanted to get back
on serious crimes!
309
00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:54,937
- Not by committing one!
310
00:13:54,972 --> 00:13:56,912
What happens when
the DNA comes back
311
00:13:56,939 --> 00:13:58,179
and it matches a body
we've already got?
312
00:13:58,216 --> 00:14:00,006
- I've thought of that.
313
00:14:00,046 --> 00:14:04,426
We say it's not the
same victim, but twins.
314
00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:06,884
Identical twins
have the same DNA!
315
00:14:06,915 --> 00:14:07,605
- Do they?
316
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:08,709
- Dunno, probably.
317
00:14:08,744 --> 00:14:10,194
- Oh fucking hell!
318
00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:11,918
Look. We're in deep shit.
319
00:14:11,954 --> 00:14:13,514
We need to fix this and now!
320
00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:16,272
- Yeah, yeah and if anyone
can do that it's us,
321
00:14:16,303 --> 00:14:19,133
and I would honestly
love to help,
322
00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:22,928
but I've got this date with
Kelly in 20 minutes so, um...
323
00:14:31,318 --> 00:14:34,008
You okay walking from here?
324
00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:36,595
[upbeat music]
325
00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:45,333
I feel like we've
been here before.
326
00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:48,057
- What sitting across a
table avoiding a conversation
327
00:14:48,094 --> 00:14:49,234
we know we should have?
328
00:14:49,267 --> 00:14:51,747
- No, no,
I mean this restaurant.
329
00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:53,337
- Yeah we have, yeah.
330
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,095
It used to be a bit
scruffier they've done it up.
331
00:14:55,135 --> 00:14:58,095
They've, you know, they ripped
it apart and modernised it.
332
00:14:58,138 --> 00:14:59,378
- Bit like me then.
333
00:14:59,415 --> 00:15:02,135
- I should give you a
review on TripAdvisor.
334
00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:03,037
- How many stars?
335
00:15:03,972 --> 00:15:06,042
- Yes well I don't
know that yet do I?
336
00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:10,147
- Oh I remember, we came
here for your birthday.
337
00:15:10,185 --> 00:15:12,975
You were wasted, I'm surprised
they let you back in.
338
00:15:13,015 --> 00:15:13,975
- No I was not.
339
00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:16,156
- Totally off your face.
340
00:15:16,191 --> 00:15:18,301
You told the waiter he
looked like Elton John.
341
00:15:18,331 --> 00:15:19,711
- I didn't!
342
00:15:19,746 --> 00:15:20,676
I did!
343
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,652
[laughs]
344
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,540
I did!
345
00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:24,987
Yeah but he did.
346
00:15:25,027 --> 00:15:26,267
Well a crap one.
347
00:15:26,304 --> 00:15:27,514
I wonder if he's still here.
348
00:15:27,547 --> 00:15:30,957
# Don't go breaking my heart #
349
00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:32,099
No he's not here.
350
00:15:32,138 --> 00:15:33,378
- He's not here.
351
00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:35,275
You're an embarrassment John.
352
00:15:35,313 --> 00:15:36,313
- I'm an embarrassment?
353
00:15:36,349 --> 00:15:38,349
I had to carry you
home that night.
354
00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:45,835
[phone rings]
355
00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:51,779
- Hm, that's not like you.
356
00:15:51,812 --> 00:15:53,682
- Well I've been
modernised haven't I?
357
00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:01,170
- Answer the phone you knob.
358
00:16:04,446 --> 00:16:05,516
- What's the problem?
359
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:06,830
- Oh fuck!
360
00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:08,552
This is the problem.
361
00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:11,038
Your science project's
gone very horribly wrong.
362
00:16:14,283 --> 00:16:15,603
- Does Dennett know about this?
363
00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:18,119
- Not until I show her, no.
364
00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:20,049
- You are not serious!
365
00:16:20,082 --> 00:16:22,462
- Look, I know he's me partner
but he's a police officer.
366
00:16:22,498 --> 00:16:25,118
He's meant to protect the
public from people like...
367
00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:27,641
- What are you doing?
368
00:16:27,676 --> 00:16:30,576
- Oops, CCTV footage
seems to have vanished.
369
00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:31,580
- So?
370
00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:33,061
We'll still get caught.
371
00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:34,855
And this time,
I'm not taking the blame.
372
00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:37,480
- Okay, think about this
Carver, do the Math.
373
00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:42,483
If Dennett finds out, the whole
AI project gets shut down.
374
00:16:42,829 --> 00:16:44,179
- Maybe it should.
375
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:45,110
He's shit!
376
00:16:45,142 --> 00:16:46,282
You've failed.
377
00:16:46,315 --> 00:16:47,445
You should both be fired.
378
00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:49,249
- Oh fired.
379
00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:50,254
He's an AI.
380
00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:52,595
You know what happens
to artificial things
381
00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:53,772
when they pull the plug?
382
00:16:59,259 --> 00:17:00,779
- Fuck's sake!
383
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,752
- Okay well that was the
photocopier but you get the
point.
384
00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:06,396
- Bullshit.
385
00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:07,409
It won't kill him.
386
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,510
- Do you wanna take that chance?
387
00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:19,207
- So yeah I had some therapy
after you, after you,
388
00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:21,515
some grief counselling,
CBT, that sort of thing.
389
00:17:21,557 --> 00:17:24,627
Actually I had,
I had so much that I...
390
00:17:24,664 --> 00:17:27,084
I'm now training
to be counsellor.
391
00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:28,905
I work with police
officers actually.
392
00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:29,884
- You go girl!
393
00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,430
- Well I just, you know,
wanna help people
394
00:17:31,464 --> 00:17:32,674
who've been through
the dame thing as me.
395
00:17:32,706 --> 00:17:35,426
Not, not the, um, husband
coming back from the dead bit,
396
00:17:35,468 --> 00:17:37,258
not that bit
'cause that's weird that bit.
397
00:17:37,297 --> 00:17:39,297
- So are you still
working as a realtor?
398
00:17:39,334 --> 00:17:40,784
- Estate Agent?
399
00:17:40,818 --> 00:17:42,848
No, no, no, God no I
gave that up months ago.
400
00:17:42,889 --> 00:17:44,679
I don't know why I
didn't do it before.
401
00:17:44,718 --> 00:17:49,278
God, the sense of freedom and
release was like, oh my God.
402
00:17:51,346 --> 00:17:53,446
Obviously tinged
with sadness as well.
403
00:17:53,486 --> 00:17:55,796
- You've turned your
life around Kel.
404
00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,423
That's great.
405
00:17:57,455 --> 00:17:59,315
Second chances, aye?
406
00:17:59,354 --> 00:18:01,434
It's what it's all about.
407
00:18:06,775 --> 00:18:08,875
- So, uh, in a counselling
session I might say
408
00:18:08,915 --> 00:18:11,845
something like,
have you been experiencing
409
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:15,443
feelings of anger,
and you, you might say,
410
00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:16,853
what would you say?
411
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:17,718
- What?
412
00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:19,621
Oh right, no, yeah, um.
413
00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:23,480
Yeah, uh, well I got kinda
crabby at work today.
414
00:18:23,516 --> 00:18:24,336
- Good.
415
00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:26,139
And then how is
your concentration,
416
00:18:26,174 --> 00:18:28,664
is that easier or harder,
you know,
417
00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:30,733
since the software update?
418
00:18:30,764 --> 00:18:32,844
- How do you know I
had a software update?
419
00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:37,246
- Hmm.
420
00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:38,118
Ooh.
421
00:18:39,842 --> 00:18:41,812
I think someone
mentioned it at the lab
422
00:18:41,844 --> 00:18:42,714
when I came in to the--
423
00:18:42,742 --> 00:18:44,642
- God, I don't believe this.
424
00:18:44,675 --> 00:18:45,945
You're testing me.
425
00:18:45,986 --> 00:18:46,816
- John.
426
00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:47,779
- Is she here?
427
00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:50,226
Dr Parfit, she is, in't she?
428
00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:50,957
Listening.
429
00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:52,231
- Of course she's not listening!
430
00:18:52,269 --> 00:18:53,169
Don't be silly!
431
00:18:56,721 --> 00:19:00,381
I'm gonna phone her later
and tell her what you said.
432
00:19:00,415 --> 00:19:02,555
- My own wife is a stool pigeon!
433
00:19:02,589 --> 00:19:03,449
- What?
434
00:19:03,487 --> 00:19:04,727
- I thought this was a date.
435
00:19:04,764 --> 00:19:06,634
I thought you were doing
this because you cared!
436
00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:08,532
- I do care very
deeply about you John,
437
00:19:08,561 --> 00:19:10,531
that is why I'm
trying to help you.
438
00:19:10,563 --> 00:19:11,393
- By tricking me?
439
00:19:12,358 --> 00:19:13,358
Spying on me?
440
00:19:13,393 --> 00:19:14,773
- No, Dr Parfit said you
weren't doing your tests
441
00:19:14,808 --> 00:19:15,878
and I was worried about you.
442
00:19:15,913 --> 00:19:17,543
She needs to know
how you are feeling.
443
00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,920
- If you gave two bits
about my feelings Kelly,
444
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,571
we wouldn't be here right now!
445
00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:38,489
Fuck!
446
00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:39,762
- Date not go well?
447
00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:41,839
- No, it did not go well!
448
00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:42,870
- Did you saw her foot off?
449
00:19:42,905 --> 00:19:44,005
- What?
450
00:19:44,044 --> 00:19:44,914
No.
451
00:19:44,942 --> 00:19:46,602
- You're making
progress then aren't ya?
452
00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:48,983
- Why is everyone
busting my balls today?
453
00:19:49,015 --> 00:19:51,255
- Oi, ghost in the shell.
454
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:53,503
Dennett wants to see you both.
455
00:19:53,537 --> 00:19:55,607
She doesn't sound happy.
456
00:19:55,642 --> 00:19:57,272
- Maybe it's
something to do with
457
00:19:57,299 --> 00:19:57,959
perverting the
course of justice.
458
00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,299
- What do you mean?
459
00:19:59,336 --> 00:20:00,576
I thought you were fixing it?
460
00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:01,963
Have you not fixed it?
461
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,340
- What,
you mean going back in time
462
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,645
and stop you from
being a dickhead?
463
00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:07,717
- Carver, the committee
will switch me off!
464
00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,278
Can't you take the blame?
465
00:20:09,311 --> 00:20:10,591
Again, last time I promise.
466
00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:11,423
- No!
467
00:20:11,451 --> 00:20:12,631
- For me, please!
468
00:20:12,659 --> 00:20:14,349
- Well you said
there's no I in team.
469
00:20:14,385 --> 00:20:15,835
- Well it turns out
there no u in honor.
470
00:20:15,869 --> 00:20:18,359
- There is a u if you
fucking spell it properly!
471
00:20:26,432 --> 00:20:27,712
- It's about this foot business.
472
00:20:27,743 --> 00:20:29,093
- Ooh, um, the thing is ma'am,
473
00:20:29,124 --> 00:20:32,614
we think there's a serial
killer targeting twins.
474
00:20:32,645 --> 00:20:34,575
- You need to drop the case.
475
00:20:34,612 --> 00:20:35,892
- What?
476
00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:38,104
- Communication from MI5, the
whole thing's been classified.
477
00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:40,523
We're to act like we never
found a foot in the first place.
478
00:20:40,549 --> 00:20:41,549
- But boss I mean that's--
479
00:20:41,585 --> 00:20:43,785
- A pain in the arse,
but it can't be helped.
480
00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:44,728
Case closed.
481
00:20:51,595 --> 00:20:52,765
- You did this.
482
00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:54,527
You and Parfit.
483
00:20:54,563 --> 00:20:56,293
You had my back after all.
484
00:20:56,324 --> 00:20:58,124
- We should probably have
this bit of the conversation
485
00:20:58,153 --> 00:20:59,503
after we've left the office.
486
00:20:59,534 --> 00:21:01,984
- Ooh, um, before I forget,
487
00:21:02,019 --> 00:21:02,879
I caught the fly-tipper.
488
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:03,776
- What?
- What?
489
00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:06,684
- Sorry.
Yeah, I forgot to mention it.
490
00:21:06,713 --> 00:21:08,963
A cell phone was recovered
from the fly-tipping site.
491
00:21:08,991 --> 00:21:12,551
Analysis of the data led
me to identify a suspect.
492
00:21:12,581 --> 00:21:13,791
He's made a full confession.
493
00:21:13,824 --> 00:21:16,764
- Excellent work DI Major,
you're a credit to the force.
494
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:17,972
- Just doin' my duty.
495
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,830
- Duty.
496
00:21:18,863 --> 00:21:19,733
- DI Carver?
497
00:21:19,761 --> 00:21:21,731
You could learn a
lot from this man.
498
00:21:21,763 --> 00:21:22,593
Dismissed.
499
00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:23,656
- [Major] Thank you boss.
500
00:21:24,731 --> 00:21:29,701
- Bellend.
501
00:21:45,752 --> 00:21:47,132
- [Carver] How did you
manage to hack into MI5
502
00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:49,027
and send that fake message?
503
00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:53,096
- Please, I've been doing
that stuff since kindergarten.
504
00:21:53,139 --> 00:21:55,729
- Well you can't do it for
him every time he screws up.
505
00:21:55,762 --> 00:21:57,942
- He won't screw up from now on.
506
00:21:57,971 --> 00:22:01,351
I've updated the update and
reset the language defaults.
507
00:22:01,389 --> 00:22:05,909
This one really will enhance
his cognition significantly.
508
00:22:08,706 --> 00:22:10,466
- [Major] I got shot.
509
00:22:19,407 --> 00:22:23,167
[speaking in foreign language]
510
00:22:26,724 --> 00:22:28,804
- Yeah that's fine yeah,
leave him like that.
511
00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:29,760
Brilliant.
512
00:22:29,796 --> 00:22:30,796
- I'll just...
513
00:22:33,524 --> 00:22:36,154
[dramatic music]
514
00:23:02,726 --> 00:23:05,416
[upbeat music]
515
00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:09,700
- Major!
516
00:23:10,837 --> 00:23:12,217
[horn honking]
517
00:23:18,017 --> 00:23:19,427
- I have got one lead.
518
00:23:20,675 --> 00:23:22,775
You can use it to charge
a phone off 'yer head.
519
00:23:27,889 --> 00:23:29,439
- Have you been seeing someone?
520
00:23:30,236 --> 00:23:31,886
- Yes I have John, yeah.
521
00:23:36,138 --> 00:23:37,858
[screams]
522
00:23:37,899 --> 00:23:38,729
- Ooh!
523
00:23:42,490 --> 00:23:44,910
- You horrible little scumbag!
524
00:23:51,947 --> 00:23:53,047
Jesus!
525
00:23:53,086 --> 00:23:54,256
I think he's got a knife.
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