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Narrator: Previously on
Beware the Batman...

Katana: Hi, Major.

It's time for you to come back.

Batman needs you.

Bruce needs you.

I need you.

It appears you've missed me.

I'm so sorry, my dear.

That's no way to treat a lady.

This is!

Barbara: Are you okay?

I'm a little busy, Barbara.

But no.

Um, that's quite a butter knife.

What do you think the
bat-prentice has in mind?

I think she's going
to knight us.

Oh, then we shall bow.

Oh, dear, she's not
as good as the bat.

I concur.

But it's nice to have a
woman around the house.

Barbara: What happened?

They got away.

- Barbara: Should I call Batman?
- No,

he's been a little preoccupied.

- Perhaps it's time to take a break.
- Yeah.

Get out of the cave. Get
some sunlight, see friends.

I only have one real friend.

And even you chose to
walk away from me.

You are not the reason I left.

Are we gonna talk about that?

You disappeared for
almost eight months.

But I came back when you
needed me, as promised.

I will tell you where I was,
what I was doing, in time.

But right now we should be
more concerned with you.

And Batman.

I'm afraid, Alfred.

Afraid of what might happen
if I put the suit back on.

Then don't. Let Katana
look after Gotham.

And let Bruce Wayne
enjoy his life.

I'm sure there's someone who'd like
to pal around with a billionaire.

Harvey: The people
want a strong leader.

Mayor Grange let
this city get soft.

Time for a new mayor
to toughen Gotham up.

Batman!

What?

The key to me winning
this election is Batman.

Once I'm mayor, I don't care

what vigilante menace wants
to run around Gotham

in a Halloween costume.

But this is an election year.

So, what exactly do
you want from me?

Grange has been on
leave for a month.

The writing's there. I mean,
with the right push he's done.

It's the perfect time
to go negative with my

campaign ads, but
it's expensive.

What I need is money.

Can I count on Bruce
Wayne's deep pockets?

- I don't know, Harvey.
- You don't know!

Why do you think I brought
the great Dane Lisslow,

Head of my Special Crimes Unit?

It's not great, just Dane.

Because if you don't write
a check, he'll arrest you.

I'm kidding.

You've studied goju ryu.

- How can you tell?
- The scars on your hands.

You spend a lot
of time training.

I've broken a lot of fingers.

Few of them my own.

I don't know how many
times I sprained a finger

trying to get the
governor on the phone.

Have you ever studied savate?

Only for all of college.

Ow!

Why are we doing this again?

If you're going to help, even if
it's mostly with your computer,

you should know how
to defend yourself.

I know how to defend myself.

After the Blackgate incident and all
the trouble with the Ion Cortex,

Batman wants me to train you.
Consider it payback.

Cool, now can you
let go of my neck?

Oh, I was thinking about
giving myself a code name.

Something mysterious like

Oracle.

I broke this in Israel in
a krav maga tournament.

Good one. Jeet kune do.

Broke my clavicle
in three places.

Got my medal, then passed out.

What is that smell?

It's parijat bark.
What do you think?

Ah, it's terrible.

That's how you know it's good.

If you guys are done
drinking your mulch,

can we get back to me?

Okay, Harvey, send me your
proposal, and I'll give it some...

Ah, excuse me, I need to leave.

- Is something wrong?
- No, I...

I got some bad bark.

Dinner's on me.

Um, what's your most
expensive desert?

I know what I saw. It was a bat.

A human size man bat.

Something clearly
attacked him, Alfred.

You saw his clothes.

Maybe what you thought you saw
was just a mild hallucination.

I had the same thought
until I checked out

all the Gotham crime reports
from previous nights.

There have been several break-ins at
chemical supply companies in the last month,

including one very close
to where I encountered...

What I saw.

Pyg and Toad were breaking
into a chemical factory.

It can't be a coincidence.

Bruce...

Batman needs to get back
out there, Alfred.

Considering your
current condition,

- are you sure that's wise?
- No.

But when has Batman ever
listened to reason?

According to the reports, the only
thing stolen after each break-in

had a direct relationship
to DNA sequencing.

Specifically animal DNA.

Katana: Makes sense. It fits with Pyg
and Toad's pro-animal pathology.

Batman: Tapper Chemicals is a leading
distributer of sequenced animal DNA.

There's a 68 percent chance
this is the next target.

Not this time.

Wow, he wasn't kidding.

It is a man bat.

Katana: Are you okay?
Batman: I'm fine.

Get him, it, into the Batmobile.

Is that what I think it is?

Professor Pyg: Batman,

with a bat man.

How pathetically redundant.

Sorry, Batman, but we'd
like our pet back.

Mister Toad, would you be
so kind as to call him?

Mister Toad: Come here, boy.
Who's the good man bat?

Okay, freaks, everyone
on the ground.

In these clothes, I think not.

Mister Toad, an exit.

On closer inspection, these
capsules appear to serve

as a hypodermic for
the chemical inside.

Where am I?

He can talk.

Of course I can talk.

Now that you got those
things off my neck.

Why were you working
with Pyg and Toad?

- What are they planning?
- Working with?

No, you've got it all wrong.

I wasn't working with them.

I was their first victim.

Man Bat: My name is Dr.
Kirk Langstrom.

I was a research scientist trying
to break down the DNA of bats.

I was hoping to
develop a life-saving

serum from their immune system,

which is very
resistant to disease.

But others had a different
plan for my work.

Pyg and Toad stole my
research and perverted it,

forcing me to test
the serum on myself.

Turning me into what
you see before you.

Not an animal, and no
longer a man either.

Professor Pyg implanted those
capsules into my neck,

which allowed them to take
control of my mind and body.

Alfred: I'm not surprised.

According to the batcomputer, the substance
in these capsules is scopolamine.

The devil's breath.

A toxin made from nightshade that
creates a loss of mental control.

The victim becomes mentally bonded
to the first voice it hears.

Sounds like a zombie.

Exactly.

They forced me to Rob chemical
depots to create more of my serum,

substituting bat DNA for
the DNA of other animals.

They want to make an animal army

to take back Gotham
for all animal kind.

Can you lead us to them?

Yes, but Pyg and
Toad got the last

of the DNA they needed
at Tapper Chemicals.

We might already be too late.

Let the experiments commence.

Professor Pyg: Now, I hope
you're not allergic to cat hair.

Because you're going to
be covered in it soon.

And one of you lucky girls

is going to have the honor
of becoming Mrs. Toad.

Now, Mister Toad,

This is the most important
decision of your life.

Chose with your heart.

Absolutely.

Eenie, meenie, miney...

Mo.

Would you do me the honor

of making me the happiest
man-phibian on earth?

That's frightened for "yes."

Langstrom: This is
where they held me.

If they have hostages,
that's where they'll be.

Katana: Are we too late?

No.

Professor Pyg: That's rude.

How do you expect
us to create a race

of human-animal soldiers if
you insist on interrupting?

Why don't we settle
this like gentlemen?

That would be dreadfully dull.

Ssh!

Follow me.

Our army is deserting.
Mister Toad,

get them back in formation!

Now, where were we?

It's the police.

That's Gotham PD, not the SCU.

Stay in the shadows.

Put your weapons down! I've got
people here who need help.

We got a call saying Pyg and Toad
were holding hostages at the old zoo.

A call? From who?

Someone calling
themselves Oracle.

You are spoiling my wedding day.

Now, be a good bat and
fetch my future bride.

That wasn't sporting.

Now, let me show you something

I didn't learn in
medical school.

Okay, I will give
you one last chance

to surrender.

Stay down.

Oh, he's ruined these trousers.

Sweetums.

We are home.

Langstrom, fight it!

Professor Pyg: Do you,
Mister Toad, take this

soon to be non-human to be your

unlawfully wedded wife?

I do.

And do you, soon
to be non-human,

take Mister Toad to be your
unlawfully wedded husband?

That means I do. Keep going.

If there is anyone who thinks

these two should not
be united, speak now

or forever hold your...

The weddings off.

Sit down and behave.

Professor Pyg: Yes, sir.
Mister Toad: Yes, sir.

Can't believe I almost
married that guy.

Ew. And that he licked my neck.

It's safe to come out now, Dr.
Langstrom.

I don't know how I could
ever repay you both.

Continue your research,
find a cure.

How, when I look like this?

Batman: You're still
Kirk Langstrom inside.

That hasn't changed.

As long as you remember
who you really are,

There's nothing to
fear from the man bat.

If I need your help how
will I find you again?

You won't, we'll find you.

Are you two done?

There's only so much
macho I can take.

Thank you, Alfred.
To Harvey Dent,

Gotham's next mayor.

What? You're backing me?

This should answer
your question.

Wow!

Well, I am a billionaire.

Dane, take a look at this.

Dane: Yup, those are
a lot of zeroes.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Mayor? When I told
you to make friends,

I didn't mean Harvey
Dent and his pit bull.

I like Dane. His technique
is a little sloppy,

but he can keep up.

He kind of reminds me of...

- Me.
- Wonderful.

Two Bruce waynes. Just
what the world needs.

That still doesn't explain Dent.

You know what they say,
keep your friends close,

but your enemies closer.