Original subtitles

let's get one thing straight right from

the start this is not your typical Love

Story happy housewarming have you had

lunch I can get you discount with some

pizza no oh

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God how's the apartment picture fell on

my

ass open this

door do you have any idea how loud you

are well how come you can hear me and I

can't hear you is it because there's no

one banging on your

walls Simon

Wallbanger I love it bring your pretty

boy ass over here and meet our new

friend I'm coming I'm

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coming wall banger pink nighty girl wait

this is pink nighty girl pink nighty

girl wall banger you wish you were on

the other side of that

wall this never happened he got great

hands did you notice his hands it's like

I think you two could be great friends

truce truce what

hell look at my skirt is is somebody

already

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py you have a r yes why are you yelling

I don't know are we becoming friends

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friends yes I I think we

are kittens lay back you're about to get

wall B you show up with a homemade apple

pie I may not let you be oh that would

be

terrible I'm just going to roll this

crust

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down we still friends what else would we

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do

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stupid

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Pizza I'm sorry I'm

sorry