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The Twelve Tasks of Asterix
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[Narrator:]
In the year 50 B.C., all Gaul,
now known as France,
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was covered with
impenetrable forest,
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where calm, peace,
and quiet reigned supreme, only the birds....
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But, hey, wait a moment!
Wait a moment!
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Uh, I said the year 50 B.C.!
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Right, thank you.
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In the year 50 B.C., all Gaul was
covered with impenetrable forests,
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where calm, peace, and
quiet reigned supreme.
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Julius Caesar,
after much fierce fighting,
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had at last succeeded in
conquering Gaul,
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intending to set the seal of Romans
civilization on his latest conquest.
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Yes, all Gaul, now known as France,
was occupied by the Romans.
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Well, no not quite!
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For somewhere in Armorica,
a little village was...
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still holding out against the invaders.
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The little village surrounded by
Romans legions.
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The brave people of this village.
But do I really need to introduce them?
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Hands up, anyone in the house
who hasn't met them yet!
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Oh, I see! All right!
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I'll make the introduction.
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This big hut is the home of the
undisputed chief of the village,
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The formidable Vitalstatistix.
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Darling! Please darling,
it's me who would be on that shield!
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I'm the chief, after all!
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I have got to go out shopping,
you can have the shield back later.
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And meanwhile, you can
tidy the place up a bit.
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It's like a wild boars sty!
Come on, you two!
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[Narrator:]
And this is Cacofonix, the village bard,
people don't always appreciate his talents,
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sometimes express their
feelings in a tactful delicate way.
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Ah!
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[Narrator:]
Ah! Here comes Dogmatix,
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the village mascot and a great friend of
Obelix, the menhir delivery man.
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Catch ye, Dogmatix, Dogmatix,
doggy, doggy!
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I'm teaching him to retrieve
menhirs, Asterix.
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He could be a big help in my work.
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You know, Obelix. It isn't that I don't
think that dog's very intelligent.
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But I do sometimes wonder if
he is rather small to carry menhirs.
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[Narrator:]
The voice of reason you have just
heard belongs to the renowned Asterix!
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The best warrior in the village!
The famous Asterix whose adventures,
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on sale in the world best bookshops,
had been translated into every language.
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Salute! Guten tag!
Hello! Hi!
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[Greeting in different languages:]
Konnichiwa! Luv-Jak!
Ko-bo-la-co! Ta-mi-ni! Ko-ne-bei-na-lu!
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[Narrator:]
But you may well ask how did this
little village with its handful...
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of warriors managed to keep holding out
against the all powerful Roman invaders?
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Well, that was thanks to the magic potion
brewed up by the Druid Getafix,
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which gave superhuman strength to
those who were lucky enough to get it.
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Oh, no, Obelix! No!
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The potion has had a
permanent effect on you!
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You know you fell into the cauldron
when you were a baby.
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"Fell into the cauldron
when you were a baby."
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Yo! Some Romans!
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Centurion, what is good
to have another go?
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You know what those Gauls will do to us.
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That lot, they're simply not human!
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Maybe, but those are Caesar's orders.
Who knows?
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Perhaps it will be different this time.
Watch that gate!
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I'm on the line!
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Bien, bien, bien be!
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Bien, bien, bien be!
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Form square!
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Forward!
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Very humiliate a new wound to you!
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Oh-Oh-Oh!
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"Join the army," they said!
"It's a real man's life," they said!
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"Real man's life"! Huh!
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Uh, It didn't turn out so very different
from usually, Centurion?
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- No! No, not very.
- I know rather a good joke...
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"Post equitem sedet atra cula."
"Black world behind the horseman."
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Right! These Gauls will make
Latin a dead language...
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if Julius Caesar would insist
on fighting them.
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Those Gauls simply aren't human, Centurion.
They just are not human!
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You're right!
They're not human!
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Ordinary mortals couldn't resist
the might of the Roman army.
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I told you so.
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They might be gods, we haven't
a hope of defeating the gods!
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I'm going to Rome to tell Caesar.
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The gods are against us!
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They're Gods! You say this crazy
Gaulish villagers are Gods?
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What a laugh!
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But Caesar, we do have to admit that...
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these Gaulish villagers
can keep your army obeyed.
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In my opinion,
the time has come for us to adopt...
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a realistic approach to the situation.
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If the Gods are against us, we're done for.
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While seeking to follow
a constructive line,
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I hope nonetheless to be by objective,
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and I have therefore come to
the following conclusion.
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It's no good trying to fight gods.
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Let us suppose to look
on the bright side,
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we've only got to deal with
demi gods.
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Well, even so, it's still an
extremely unpleasant predicament.
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Huh!
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To take an example, Hercules.
Anyone willing to take on Hercules?
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Hercules? Gods or demigods!
I, Caesar, will show you cowardly...
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old counselor that those half-wits
are only mortal, very mortal!
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Bruto, stop playing about that knife,
you'll end up hurting somebody!
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But how are you going to show us that
those Gauls aren't Gods, after all, oh Caesar?
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Well, first, I shall
visit them myself,
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and I should put them to certain tests which only the gods could perform.
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And if they really are Gods
then I should give in.
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But if they are just men,
ordinary human beings,
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they'll have to face
the anger of Caesar!
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And by Jupiter, I can tell you,
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they'll finish up inside the lions
in the circus!
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Get that chariot
and let us call for ready!
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I think I heard a bell, Darling,
will you go and see who is there?
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Julius Caesar is outside,
he wants to see you.
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- Julius Caesar, the Julius Caesar?
- Himself!
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Right, a towel for my feet,
fetch me shoes!
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Let everyone know, Asterix!
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Where are those shoe pairs?
I got go?
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Yes, here I come!
Coming!
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Leave them to me,
leave them to me!
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No, calm, Oblix!
Let the Chief have a word.
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- Ave, village Chieftain!
- Alright, Caesar, what are you doing here?
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I have come to make a suggestion.
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Your defiance of me
is bad for my reputation!
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In Rome, they're beginning
to laugh at me.
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They are saying a hand of half wits
can hold the Roman army obeyed.
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Really? Watch your language jar,
by Toutatis!
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But some people say
you must be gods.
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- Us gods?
- Us gods?
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Yes, gods! And if that is so,
then I will admit defeat.
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But if you are only men...
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then you're going to have to give in
to my power and accept our laws.
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And just how for me and my friends suppose
to prove whether or not we're really gods?
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- I wonder if you've heard of Hercules?
- Oh, Hercules the grocer?
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No, no!
The God Hercules!
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He performed 12 difficult tasks
with commitments to the Olympus
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It's seen the gods saw that
he must be one of them.
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These 12 tasks,
what were they?
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1. He strangled the Nemean Lion.
2. Killed the Lernian Hydra.
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3. Caught the Erymanthian boar alive.
4. Hunted down the stag with the brazen feet.
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5. Shot the Stymphalian bird
with his bow and arrow.
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6. Tamed the bull on the Island of Crete.
7. Killed Diomedes.
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8. Conquered the Amazons.
9. Cleaned the Augean stables in a day.
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10. Killed Geryones.
11. Stole the golden apples of the Hesperides, and...
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12. Set Theseus free from Haydees.
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And you want us to do
all these daft things,
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just to show whether or not we're gods?
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No, not exactly.
That's all a bit is out of date now.
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With my consultant's help,
I've drawn up a new set of tasks for you.
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Only gods could hope to perform
all of these huge tasks.
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If you succeed,
I'll bow myself fairly deep.
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But if you fail in even one,
then you will have to give in.
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- It's a Deal?
- You bet your life, it's a deal!
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Right! These tasks will
take you to Rome.
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Caius Tiddlus!
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Caius Tiddlus will act as
your guide along the way,
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and he'll see that the tasks are
fairly performed.
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He's the most trustworthy
man, and very honest.
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So, if you should succeed,
Rome will surrender.
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If you fail in a single task, then you will
all become slaves of Rome.
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Okay, we'll have it done.
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- Ave!
- Good!
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Oh, you poor fools!
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You really think Caesar would surrender
and let you become masters of Rome?
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Come to think a bit, perhaps
we got a bit carried away.
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Eh, your magic potion
will help us out, Old Druid?
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Sure we'll have
lots of fun, by Toutatis!
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Lots of fun!
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Well, Asterix is the cleverest man
among us, and Obelix is the strongest.
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So you two must be
only ones likely to succeed.
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May Toutatis hear you!
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Here is a gourd
full of magic potion, Asterix.
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Mind you use it well!
You're going to need it!
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Oh yes,
we're going to need it!
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- Well then, are we up?
- We're up.
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Funny, I wonder why Cacofonix hasn't
shown up to sing us a farewell song.
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[Task 1:]
Hi, now for the first task,
follow me, will you please?
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This is Asbestos,
just back from Marathon.
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He was champion runner
at the Olympic Games.
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He can run faster than a horse,
faster than the storm wind...
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when it howls through the trees.
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One of you will have to
beat him in a race.
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You'll do it, Asterix!
You're a lot faster than me.
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You're faster than a hoarse wind howling through the trees.
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All right!
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We'll be waiting for you on the other side
of this forest, on the finishing line.
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It's on your mark, starts when all the
sand runs out of the hour glass.
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Well, fancy this, you are a real Olympic
champion, that's very interesting.
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You know, we have athletics
in the village, too.
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But obviously, as we all
get some of the magic potion,
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it is not very exciting.
Uh-huh!
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Are you listening to me?
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Right! I was saying it's
not very interesting, because...
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we all get there at once and we have
to draw lots for the winner.
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You notice that I don't need to drink
any magic potion before a race.
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Because I've always been
a very fast runner.
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I say, you are not very chatty, are you?
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Hey, wait for me!
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Uh! I think I 'd better take
a little magic potion after all.
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The village's future is at stake.
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Hello there, not a bad start!
Not bad at all!
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You really took me by surprise!
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I got held up a bit back there in the forest
because I stopped to pick the mushrooms.
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See? I like to pick flowers, too.
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Look, aren't they beautiful?
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Hey, if you like apples I know a good place
over there which has a good tree.
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Funny, the racer
improves his profile.
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That seems it to be the first of your
tasks performed quite successfully.
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So now for the next one.
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Verses the Persian, the most amazing
javelin thrower the world has ever seen.
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[Task 2:]
His javelin will cross the seas and oceans.
This is your second task.
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Throw the javelin further than Verses.
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War! It means war!
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Now this time Asterix, let me!
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All right! But throw it well,
as far as you can.
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Just you watch!
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Second task performed,
and now for the next one.
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[Task 3:]
You are going to face
Cylindric the German.
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No wrestler or gladiator
has ever beaten him.
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Cylindric the German will come in
that way, you must wait for him here.
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Look at the size of those gates,
he must be big Cylindric the German.
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Good!
I like them big and strong.
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- That's him, Cylindric the German?
- Why? He isn't big at all!
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Oh, I like them big! Hey, suppose we
give him some magic potion?
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Good day!
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[Speaking in German accent:]
Which of you two gentlemen first,
or both of you at once, maybe ja?
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I'll go first, and finish him off at once
and then we go on to the next task.
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All right, but watch out, there must be
a catch; he's got some funny clothes on.
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Yeah, the robe don't make the druid!
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00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:33,400
- Oh, the fat gentleman first, ja?
- I am not fat!
226
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:37,250
- Very very good, the fat one first.
- Listen, you--
227
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:11,000
I say, what a splendid way to fight!
I've never seen anything like it.
228
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:16,000
Ach ja, I have learned it on my travels,
long long travels far away.
229
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:19,100
- You'd like to have a go, ja?
- Uh, yes sorry!
230
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:23,800
It's easy. You have only to use
the man's own strength to get him down.
231
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,900
The stronger he is the better for you.
232
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:32,600
Easy, easy! You just say that
because you're strong!
233
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:37,600
Nein, nein, word of honor,
try yourself, here take my hand.
234
00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:42,950
Put your foot right on the stomach,
then raise it backwards.
235
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:48,050
Ja, ja, good, bend down!
Ja, ja, harder harder! Ja, ja!
236
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:52,300
- Like this?
- Ja, ja, very good kungfu!
237
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,750
You get the idea!
Harder! Harder!
238
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:57,200
Ja, practice, well done!
239
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:58,360
Ja!
240
00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:00,900
Ja! Ja! Ja!
Ver' gut!
241
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,450
Wasn't I really good?
242
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:05,350
Very good,
but it's a little bit soft, nein?
243
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:09,000
Good! The next ding thing,
when you have got me on the ground,
244
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:13,910
you take advantage that I'm dizzy
and you jump on me, ja.
245
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,100
Like that?
246
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,790
Good, sure!
You take hold of my arm like this.
247
00:22:18,950 --> 00:22:21,900
And then you pull.
You tie a knot.
248
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:25,100
That's good!
And now the other arm.
249
00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:29,340
That's excellent!
And what will you think comes next?
250
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:33,800
The leg, right leg!
251
00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:37,350
Wunderbar, left leg!
Fantastic!
252
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:41,250
And so you can see
now I can't move at all!
253
00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:44,150
Why you have....
You have....
254
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,550
You have beaten me, mein her?
255
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:53,200
They've got through
the first two tasks all right.
256
00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:55,600
Not bad, but it proves nothing.
257
00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:59,170
Rome is not Gaulish yet.
258
00:22:59,790 --> 00:23:05,690
They've not had much to cope with so far.
Now, however, the next task!
259
00:23:06,090 --> 00:23:10,550
They will have to face the priestesses
of the Isle of Pleasure.
260
00:23:10,550 --> 00:23:12,550
Ha ha ha ha ha....
261
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,700
I never knew there was a lake here.
262
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:29,870
[Task 4:]
Well, there is! And you have
to get across it. That's your next task.
263
00:23:30,470 --> 00:23:33,700
I shall go and wait
on the other side, right?
264
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,500
Of course to think conceivable,
you should succeed.
265
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:41,200
There is a boat over there.
Bon voyage!
266
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:05,950
I call this test a piece of cake.
We'll reach the other side in no time.
267
00:24:05,950 --> 00:24:08,960
We'd better be careful though,
you never can tell.
268
00:24:08,970 --> 00:24:13,740
Uh! The lake's calm!
The boat doesn't seem to leak.
269
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:21,930
[Charming voices]
270
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:58,600
Oh, they sing better than Cacofonix.
271
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:07,000
Welcome to the Isle of Pleasure,
we were expecting you, this way.
272
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,500
Nice little place you've got!
But who are you, Miss?
273
00:25:29,550 --> 00:25:35,800
Never mind who we are, don't worry!
Give yourself up to pleasure.
274
00:25:40,890 --> 00:25:45,170
This way, we're going to show you
all over our island.
275
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:09,600
And now you've seen our island,
the island you will never leave again.
276
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:15,800
Your lightest wish shall be
our command, forever and ever!
277
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,650
What would you like, bold warrior?
278
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:21,700
- Some food.
- Some food?
279
00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:26,250
Why not, I'm starved, dancing out
in the open makes me hungry.
280
00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:30,450
You're here on the Isle of Pleasure.
The chief priestess herself asked...
281
00:28:30,450 --> 00:28:33,700
you what you would like,
and you ask for food?
282
00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:37,000
Of course, eating is a great pleasure!
283
00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:39,200
This is the Isle of Pleasure, isn't it?
284
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:44,130
All right, we can provide
nectar and ambrosia.
285
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:50,150
Nectar? No fair, no fair!
Oh, no! None of that boring old stuff!
286
00:28:50,150 --> 00:28:53,650
I want a nice wild boar,
wild boar is very tasty.
287
00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:58,100
You call nectar and Ambrosia boring?
But that is food for the gods themselves.
288
00:28:58,650 --> 00:29:00,540
Well, are you god or aren't you?
289
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:04,000
I suppose we may be
gods but we eat wild boars.
290
00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:07,700
But.... But there aren't any
wild boars on this island.
291
00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:09,500
What?
There aren't any boars?
292
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:11,750
And you expect me to stay
with you for good?
293
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,450
You must be off your head!
294
00:29:13,450 --> 00:29:17,200
Get lost fatty, you really think I'd
lower myself to do your cooking?
295
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,700
- Why not washing up, too?
- And the housework?
296
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:22,850
- Fetch shoes!
- Push off, get out!
297
00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:25,550
You bet your life,
I'll get out!
298
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:31,800
Not one wild boar and they dare to call this the Isle of Pleasure! Suck pleasure!
299
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,900
Come on, Asterix!
There's nothing here for us.
300
00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:38,600
Never mind him!
301
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:46,100
We'll give you pleasure such as
the gods enjoy on Olympus, oh warrior!
302
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,560
Asterix!
303
00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:03,770
[Task 5:]
And the next task will
take place in that temple.
304
00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:08,950
- What do we have to do in there?
- You will be required to look deep...
305
00:30:08,950 --> 00:30:16,500
into the dreaded eyes of the Iris,
the great Egyptian magician.
306
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:32,730
By Osiris and by Apis, look at me,
look into my eye!
307
00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:41,480
You have turned into a cat!
By Osiris and Apis, a cat! That's right!
308
00:30:42,390 --> 00:30:49,380
By Osiris and by Apis,
there's a dear good pussy cat in!
309
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:57,100
Nice little fur, off you go,
good pussy cat!
310
00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:12,720
Next, please!
311
00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:28,100
By Osiris and by Apis, look into my eyes!
You have turned into a bird.
312
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:34,250
Yes, a bird!
By Osiris and by Apis, a bird!
313
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,900
- You saw that?
- Yes, he was flying low, we'll have rain.
314
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,770
Next!
315
00:31:52,130 --> 00:31:55,280
What's all this about?
Oh, yes I remember now.
316
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:59,130
And which of you who is about
to undergo my special treatment?
317
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:02,200
Bearing in my mass,
my appointment book is very full.
318
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:06,800
- I'll have a go.
- All right, seat yourself just there, could you?
319
00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:17,230
Ready then?
I'll begin.
320
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:21,700
By Osiris and by Apis, look at me!
Look!
321
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:26,880
- How do you do all that with your eyes?
- Silence, concentrate, please!
322
00:32:27,830 --> 00:32:32,530
By Osiris and by Apis, look at me,
look in my eyes!
323
00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:36,700
By Osiris and by Apis, you
have turned into a--
324
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,000
What, I wonder?
325
00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:43,000
A wild boar! You Gauls
are very fond of wild boar.
326
00:32:43,150 --> 00:32:49,400
Lets start again!
By Osiris and by Apis, look in my eyes!
327
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,050
You have turned into a wild boar!
328
00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:56,100
- Yes, a wild boar!
- Can you light one of them up at a time?
329
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,450
Ah-yah!
I'm concentrating!
330
00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:05,200
Where was I?
A wild boar.
331
00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:12,250
You are a wild boar! A wild boar!
Do you hear? A wild boar!
332
00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:14,100
It must be very useful
for reading in bed!
333
00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:16,750
Silence!
I start again.
334
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,700
You are a wild boar,
by Apirsi and Osaris, I read you!
335
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,200
By the authority from Rhepatri.
336
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:25,900
Set all by Orisis...! Oh mama!
You repeat after me:
337
00:33:25,950 --> 00:33:29,600
I am a wild boar!
A wild boar!
338
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,750
You are a wild boar!
You are a wild boar!
339
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,850
That's right!
I am a wild boar!
340
00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:38,600
A wild boar!
A wild boar!
341
00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:52,100
No! No! No!
342
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,060
He seems made me hungry
going on about wild boar.
343
00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:01,900
What's more, it's lunchtime.
344
00:34:01,950 --> 00:34:06,000
[Task 6:]
Well, that's lucky,
because your next task...
345
00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:11,100
will be to eat every morsel of a meal
prepared for you by Manycanfix.
346
00:34:11,130 --> 00:34:12,980
The great chef of the Titans.
347
00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:17,480
No mortal man has ever got through
one of his enormous meals!
348
00:34:17,510 --> 00:34:22,400
But you will have to eat it all down
to the last crumb. Bon apetit!
349
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:27,880
Ah, an interesting kind of task at last,
it's my turn now, right?
350
00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:30,860
Ah-ha!
No doubt about that!
351
00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:38,900
[In foreign accent:]
Ha, you are expected, Monsieur!
352
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:43,900
Alors! Sit down, and I'll bring in
the banquet right away!
353
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,450
- What's this?
- Oh, this I have invented myself!
354
00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:56,500
It shapes like wood cheeps that
grow in the ground.
355
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,900
I haven't yet found the right name.
356
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,000
Ze geese!
357
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,370
Geese ees good,
because zey are fat!
358
00:35:11,930 --> 00:35:17,150
Ze nice flock of muttons!
Made for the hungry wolf!
359
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,400
Ze great Titanic omelette!
360
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:25,000
Eight dozen eggs!
361
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:33,450
Ze 'ole school of fish, that teaches
you what is like to eat well!
362
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:40,750
The ox, look at him!
He will melt in your mouth!
363
00:35:42,110 --> 00:35:50,000
Ze cow, it might less tasty,
but it's much more delicate!
364
00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:59,700
Ze veal, because to separate
the family that would not be right.
365
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:06,700
A muffin of caviar,
large kind, et vie demond.
366
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,360
And a piece of toast to go with it.
367
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:20,100
Ze camel! Zis you will like,
and it comes with good stuffing too.
368
00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:32,270
And before we start on the next course,
the elephant whipped body!
369
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:41,150
Did he eat everything?
370
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,400
Yes, he ate everything!
371
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:51,010
I have nothing left in my kitchen!
Oh god, I will have to shut my shop!
372
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,200
Did anyone see which way
the chef went?
373
00:36:57,250 --> 00:37:00,880
He walked out,
but I'd only had a few starters!
374
00:37:13,250 --> 00:37:15,820
What's on earth all this?
375
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:26,170
What's up with you, my fellow,
now you're fitting in that extremely silly way?
376
00:37:26,170 --> 00:37:27,600
I'm only get silly?
377
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,400
I am going to get ready
to be ruler of Rome, am I?
378
00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:33,670
Ruler of Rome, heh!
Well, honestly!
379
00:37:33,670 --> 00:37:37,450
You see, when my lads get up on
those tasks successfully,
380
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:39,290
we'll all be setting off for Rome.
381
00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:43,960
For Rome? Do you really think
Rome will ever be Gaulish?
382
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,500
I think you are counting your wild
boar piglets before they are hatched.
383
00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:55,830
- You think so?
- Yes. Yes. Why don't you all go home?
384
00:37:56,200 --> 00:38:00,480
That's right, run along, will you?
Leave us alone!
385
00:38:03,830 --> 00:38:07,300
You--
You don't think they will win?
386
00:38:07,350 --> 00:38:11,900
Caesar is mighty! He has made a pact
with the powers of darkness.
387
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:19,530
Only the gods know what dreadful dangers
Asterix and Obelix may still have to face.
388
00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:42,620
[Task 7:]
And now you must go inside
the cave of the beast.
389
00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:44,400
- The cave of the beast?
- Uh-huh.
390
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,100
And what is this beast like?
391
00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:49,870
I have no idea, no one
has ever come out alive.
392
00:38:50,270 --> 00:38:52,400
Well, nice to have known you!
393
00:38:52,870 --> 00:38:56,770
- Coming Obelix?
- Why not? the place looks quite interesting.
394
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,790
- How many then?
- Eh? Oh, two!
395
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,300
Watch out there, get down!
396
00:40:05,900 --> 00:40:09,800
- Hey, Asterix!
- Yes I know! We shall have rain
when the birds fly low.
397
00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:15,210
Not really, Asterix! We can keep
nice and dry inside this cave.
398
00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:45,650
Fifteen all.
399
00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:05,750
Excuse me please, Sir,
are we right to the beast?
400
00:41:06,350 --> 00:41:08,750
So you might at least answer
when I ask a question.
401
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,650
People has known many of ghostly things!
402
00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:13,000
Huh, beast may off case!
403
00:41:13,100 --> 00:41:15,650
If they think they can frighten us,
they are wrong!
404
00:41:15,650 --> 00:41:19,100
Because everyone knows that
we fear only one thing,
405
00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:21,100
which is the sky falling on our head.
406
00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:22,130
Shhhh! Watch out!
407
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,000
What might that be?
408
00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:34,200
I have no idea, but I am
really getting rather fed up.
409
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,350
We seem to have been
in this cave quite some time.
410
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:40,000
- Come to think of it! What is the time?
- It's about twelve noon.
411
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,650
Don't say you're hungry again already!
412
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:46,000
Why shouldn't I be hungry?
I'm always hungry at twelve noon.
413
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:51,700
I could eat anything at all!
Do you hear me? Absolutely anything!
414
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,700
The beast!
415
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:27,800
I hope you will forgive my curiosity,
but the beast, what was it like actually?
416
00:42:27,820 --> 00:42:32,000
Very tasty, waiter I'd like a drink.
417
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:33,930
A drink sent to you right a way!
418
00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,900
Those people seem very odd,
by Toutatis!
419
00:42:59,060 --> 00:43:01,480
They've all been in the place
that sends you mad.
420
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,800
The place that sends you mad?
421
00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:08,350
[Task 8:]
Yes, and you'll have to go in there as well,
that's your next task.
422
00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:13,300
- What do we have to do in this place
that sends you mad?
- Oh, nothing much!
423
00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:19,250
You have to obtain a certain permit
which will then allow you to the next task.
424
00:43:19,700 --> 00:43:23,100
I see! Nothing but a simple
administrative formality?
425
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:28,450
That's right, a formality,
a simple formality!
426
00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:32,800
You merely have to ask for
permit number A38.
427
00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:36,820
All right, Obelix!
428
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,700
- Desk!
- What is it?
429
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,200
We want a copy of
permit number A38.
430
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,400
Want to register a galley now?
They sent you to the wrong place.
431
00:44:03,450 --> 00:44:06,350
You need to ask at the Habor Masters
all the way down at the port.
432
00:44:06,350 --> 00:44:07,000
What? Ay!
433
00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:11,950
No, uh, we don't want to register a galley,
we want a copy of permit number A38.
434
00:44:12,300 --> 00:44:15,670
That port, you'll find it at the other
place of town, it's down by the seaside.
435
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:21,200
We don't want to go to the port,
we want a copy of permit number A38.
436
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,050
- Eh?
- Permit number A38!
437
00:44:26,550 --> 00:44:29,900
There is no need to shout!
What manners!
438
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,450
What do you think you are,
by Jupiter?
439
00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:36,700
Apply at window number one, left hand
corridor, last door on the right, got it?
440
00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:46,050
- Last door on the right?
- Last door on the right?
441
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:51,350
- There is no door on the right.
- Uh! He must have got it wrong!
442
00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:53,950
Lets try the door opposite.
443
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,050
And who gave you permission
to come into my office?
444
00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:10,200
- Oh, well! We're looking for window one.
- Consult the floor plan on the 6th floor.
445
00:45:10,830 --> 00:45:16,110
Close the door. Impertinent!
Now, where were we, Miss Anica?
446
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,820
These stairs are pretty steep.
447
00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:35,930
Carry on!
448
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:56,600
- This one?
- No this is the 4th floor; we want the 6th.
449
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,250
Ah, this is the plan.
450
00:46:11,700 --> 00:46:14,500
- Can't make it out at all!
- I know, here the case!
451
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:19,100
Window number one is on the ground
floor, last corridor on the right.
452
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,900
- What is your business?
- We just want a copy of permit number A38.
453
00:46:46,170 --> 00:46:49,200
You have been misdirected,
you have to apply window number 2.
454
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,700
- Next door to this one?
- No, that one is window 8.
455
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,400
I thought window 8 puts number 2!
Ask the front desk!
456
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,400
But, but!....
457
00:46:58,300 --> 00:47:00,550
Where's window 2?
458
00:47:00,700 --> 00:47:03,950
I've already told once
the port is down by the sea side!
459
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:08,150
- But I don't want the port, I want--
- Now, gentlemen, just calm down.
460
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:12,000
Someone is trying to work, and
what is the problem, may I ask?
461
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:17,650
I have no idea, Mr. Plivexanding!
They keep jabbering a lot of nonsense!
462
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,200
We are...
We are looking for window 2.
463
00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:26,650
Window 2, where exactly
did they put that one?
464
00:47:26,780 --> 00:47:34,900
Last time anyone saw it, it was somewhere on the
3rd floor, corridor B, door 6. Mr Plivex, Sir!
465
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,250
Well, there they are, gentleman!
466
00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:39,700
There was nothing
to get so tough with that!
467
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:45,840
- We seem to be getting somewhere now.
- Mmmm, I'm not all that confident.
468
00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:51,100
So eventually she bought some material from a
Phoenician trader to redecodate her cubiculum.
469
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:52,900
But how strange, how odd!
470
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,800
Oh, well, you know, huh,
the kind is old stuff to show off.
471
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,900
She can't even afford to keep a slave!
- Uh, Miss...
472
00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:02,600
So, that Iberian claiming that she preferred
to do her house work herself!
473
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:05,300
But I know that her
husband's financial situation...
474
00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:07,550
- Excuse me?
- What? Can't you see I'm busy?
475
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:08,400
Where was I?
476
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,800
See a nice suit circulation!
477
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,350
Oh, yes! Poor old Claudius!
You know he worked up...
478
00:48:12,350 --> 00:48:14,000
a nice little business building site.
479
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,600
- Well, Dear, the--
- Excuse me, Miss!
480
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,300
Why don't you a little bit
loudly say what you want?
481
00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:20,850
Permit number A38!
482
00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:22,850
- Have you filled in a blue form?
- A blue form?
483
00:48:22,850 --> 00:48:25,700
- No!
- Then how do you think to get permit A38?
484
00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:27,900
- Where can I get hold of this blue form?
- Window one.
485
00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:29,400
I'll be in there!
486
00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:33,650
That's the idea. That viaduct
is the first gust of wind crashed.
487
00:48:33,650 --> 00:48:34,500
Did it collapse?
488
00:48:34,550 --> 00:48:38,600
Nothing left but some ruins. Still they
look picturesque in the country.
489
00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:44,790
She's at lunch but you could apply
at window 75, ask him down other there.
490
00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:48,100
You are responsible for whatever
you has been done!
491
00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:54,930
Fill in this form then you'll be able
to get the pink form.
492
00:48:54,930 --> 00:48:57,520
- What pink form?
- The one you need in order to get...
493
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:02,620
permit A38, window 12, second floor
staircase B, corridor J.
494
00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:11,150
You need the yellow form, window 7 on
5th floor, staircase K, corridor W.
495
00:49:11,150 --> 00:49:14,950
Get the green form, window 14 on the
first floor, staircase F, corridor T.
496
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:19,400
Get the blue form, window 36 on the
6th floor, staircase B corridor C.
497
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:23,150
Get the valid form,
window 42, corridor....
498
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:37,590
Stop it!
499
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:03,200
Calm down, Obelix, Calm down!
500
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,050
There, there, calm down!
501
00:50:05,100 --> 00:50:10,700
We shall never get out of here, Asterix,
the magic potion won't be any help to us here.
502
00:50:10,900 --> 00:50:14,440
We'll go mad,
and we'll be Julius Caesar's slaves.
503
00:50:14,450 --> 00:50:15,650
Not if I know it!
504
00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:19,000
Uh, no! It's true the magic potion
not any good in here.
505
00:50:19,700 --> 00:50:23,350
But I know what. I can fight them
with their own weapons, you watch this.
506
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,300
Is this where I get the permit A39?
507
00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:35,000
Don't you mean A38?
No, the permit A38--
508
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:41,850
No, no, no no! What I want is permit A39,
as stipulated in the new circular B65?
509
00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:45,050
Do you mean we would have circular B65?
Wait, check!
510
00:50:46,300 --> 00:50:48,750
Hear, we have to check the B65.
511
00:50:48,900 --> 00:50:53,550
Huh? Circular B65?
The one about 10 late last night.
512
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,550
Not me, we shall have to find out from...
513
00:50:55,550 --> 00:50:58,500
the head of filing systems of material
not yet coordinated.
514
00:50:58,550 --> 00:51:02,090
It's on the 5'th floor,
staircase Z, corridor B now.
515
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:06,900
The office has moved to the second floor,
staircase H, corridor N, shall we go?
516
00:51:06,950 --> 00:51:08,850
Yes, come on!
517
00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:15,800
Circular B65, about permit A39?
518
00:51:15,850 --> 00:51:19,900
No. The messenger sent you provisional material must have forgotten to let us know!
519
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,140
That's on ground floor,
staircase 2, corridor U.
520
00:51:26,340 --> 00:51:28,700
What? The new circular?
I haven't even been told!
521
00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:31,100
Now, I'm serious.
I just hate non-timing materials.
522
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:35,240
- Where is he?
- Lets go and ask down at the desk.
523
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:32,600
- Calm down, quiet, quiet!
- Please, sir...
524
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:36,750
I'm very busy just now,
what are you after?
525
00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:39,960
Permit number A38!
526
00:52:40,050 --> 00:52:45,400
All right, and kindly leave!
Some people here try to work!
527
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:25,490
Ave Caesar,
morituri te salutant.
528
00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:59,920
Yes Caesar, they performed
them all, even that last task.
529
00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:02,720
Hercules himself would
have failed that.
530
00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:07,270
Uh, I must admit they are remarkable,
but they haven't yet got to Rome.
531
00:54:07,270 --> 00:54:12,400
I have 7 special treats installed for them,
there is no need to worry!
532
00:54:12,450 --> 00:54:15,650
By Mercury, we shan't
be seeing a little Gaulish village...
533
00:54:15,650 --> 00:54:18,100
becomes the capital
of the Roman world!
534
00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:21,600
We can proceed
with the rehearsal now.
535
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:27,700
Well, I guess so, Ceasar!
The rehearsal is just about over.
536
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:47,000
[Task 9:]
Let's see what's next on the list.
Oh, yes, you'll have to cross this canyon.
537
00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:50,800
Walking across that invisible thread
that you do not see there.
538
00:54:50,850 --> 00:54:52,900
Walk along an invisible thread?
539
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,700
Why don't we cross down below?
540
00:54:54,700 --> 00:54:58,000
I can see a small river
and the water looks calm.
541
00:54:58,300 --> 00:55:02,460
Yes, but in fact that little river
is full of crocodiles.
542
00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:07,250
Lots of many sacred crocodiles,
they were a present given to Caesar...
543
00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:11,720
by the Egyptian head of state,
Queen Cleopatra.
544
00:55:12,950 --> 00:55:16,500
They are very savage creatures
and very voracious.
545
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:22,250
Yes, I don't like crocodiles.
I tried them once, they were stringy.
546
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,040
Come on, Asterix!
547
00:55:56,300 --> 00:55:59,800
Oh, all right! I suppose
we should have to.
548
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,600
- You coming?
- You start, I'll follow
549
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,160
Here we go!
550
00:57:05,700 --> 00:57:10,300
[Task 10:]
Your next tasks is to make
the ascent of this mountain.
551
00:57:10,350 --> 00:57:14,400
At the top you must look for
the old man of the mountains.
552
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:20,350
And what do we have to do
with this old man of the mountains?
553
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:24,600
The old man of the mountains
will ask a difficult riddle.
554
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:29,300
You will have to answer correctly.
If you get it wrong, the results...
555
00:57:29,300 --> 00:57:33,800
will be quite fatal. I mean as far as
you're concerned of course.
556
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:37,900
Why can't this old man come
down here to ask his riddle?
557
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,550
Come on, don't be a lazy bones!
Here we go!
558
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:14,700
There must be a marvellous
view from up here.
559
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:22,000
Hey, I've run out of mountain side.
560
00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:26,300
I expect that because you've got to the top,
the old man can't be far away.
561
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,900
Would you be the old man
of the mountain, old man?
562
00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:47,720
Hey, I am the old man of the mountain.
Have you miserable mortals...
563
00:59:48,100 --> 00:59:50,520
come to ask for the riddle?
564
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,750
Oh, well! I'm glad we haven't been
climbing the wrong mountain.
565
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,700
Come on, ask your riddle,
old man of the mountains.
566
00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:58,800
It's not very warm up here,
by Toutatis!
567
00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:03,500
One moment!
Do you know, foolish men,
568
01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:06,400
that if you fail to give me
the right answer,
569
01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:11,400
you will be plunged instantly
into the eternal depths of hell?
570
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:17,000
After climbing all this way, not likely,
I 've got better things to do.
571
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:18,850
Come on, the riddle.
572
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:24,900
So be it, mortals, follow me!
Ah, mine!
573
01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:28,500
You ought to take a trip to the
seaside, do you good!
574
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:45,300
Oh, please, presumptuous mortals,
one of you, eyes blind folded,
must inform me.
575
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,200
But there is still time to go back.
576
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:49,800
Oh, go on, ask your riddle!
577
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:57,350
One of you two will have to tell me
which of these two piles of laundry...
578
01:00:57,350 --> 01:01:02,350
has been washed with Olympus,
the god's detergent.
579
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,950
This one
It's silkier, softer.
580
01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:10,700
Yes, you have got it right!
581
01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:13,950
Sure enough this pile
is much softer, gentler, whiter.
582
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:17,500
The gods do their washing
with Olympus which washes whiter...
583
01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:20,150
and leaves your hands so, so soft!
584
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:24,200
O, ye gods,
did you hear that?
585
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:28,800
This mortal has given the right answer.
586
01:01:29,100 --> 01:01:33,200
O, ye gods, did you hear that?
Reply!
587
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:35,100
Did you hear that, reply!
588
01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:37,900
[Jupiter:]
Yes, all right!
We can all hear you.
589
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000
Those Gaulish lads are pretty good.
590
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:48,100
You must admit, too, Olympus really does
wash whiter and leaves your hands soft,
ever since soft.
591
01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:51,150
- Ok! We get the idea!
- You military man.
592
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:55,800
- Silence, by me!
- But listen, oh, Jupiter!
593
01:01:55,850 --> 01:02:00,750
Do these Gauls who are doing so well,
get a place up here, too?
594
01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:02,750
We're rather short of space,
as it is.
595
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:07,400
Quiet!
We don't let all and sun ray lie apart.
596
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:12,330
And to be honest,
I'm getting fed up with them!
597
01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:15,000
Getting fed up!
598
01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:31,400
Rome's over there,
not far away.
599
01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:36,880
[Task 11:]
But before you're allowed inside,
you have to spend the night on this plain.
600
01:02:37,300 --> 01:02:39,500
Spend the night on this plain?
601
01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:41,500
Ah, good idea!
602
01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:46,250
I feel a bit tired after
those tasks, I need a sleep.
603
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:52,900
Yes! But I ought to warn you that all
who have dared to spend the night...
604
01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:58,500
on this plain before you
have died of fear. It is called...
605
01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:02,200
the Plain of Departed Spirits.
Well, good night!
606
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,300
Be back delight expression!
607
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:08,700
What do you suppose
happens on this plane?
608
01:03:12,300 --> 01:03:14,200
Oh, I don't know and I don't care!
609
01:03:15,300 --> 01:03:18,950
We must be fit and well tomorrow to
enter Rome to tackle our last task.
610
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,350
Lets go to sleep now.
611
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,280
There's no need to go further.
We'll be all right here.
612
01:03:40,100 --> 01:03:44,850
- You! You're sure?
- Uh-huh! Good night, Obelix.
613
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:51,870
Good night, Asterix.
614
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:18,900
Fall in!
615
01:04:31,700 --> 01:04:37,960
Good! Some Romans!
All those Roman just for me!
616
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:41,370
Forward march!
617
01:04:42,220 --> 01:04:46,570
Don't make so much noise,
we don't want wake up Asterix!
618
01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:06,900
Form a triangle!
619
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,340
A heart!
620
01:05:13,220 --> 01:05:14,800
A diamond!
621
01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:18,800
A spade!
622
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:20,270
A cubs!
623
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:23,080
Away!
624
01:05:31,490 --> 01:05:33,400
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha....
625
01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:37,650
I now chop off your head,
poor mortal!
626
01:05:37,700 --> 01:05:43,350
We are departed spirits.
Yes, we are ghosts,
627
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:49,000
who had stayed at cursed battle field
where we were massacred...
628
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:52,500
because of the greedy
and massive of men.
629
01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:58,700
And at this witching hour,
we take revenge by making...
630
01:05:58,700 --> 01:06:05,350
all those who dare to spend
the night here die of fear! Ha, ha, ha, ha....
631
01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:10,000
Obelix, what's going on around here?
What's all this row about?
632
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:14,450
Please, don't be angry, Asterix! they're
only trying to keep...
633
01:06:14,450 --> 01:06:20,100
their spirits up because they all got parted
by some witches and mad men.
634
01:06:20,100 --> 01:06:22,900
Oh, no! You gonna got it all wrong!
I'll explain.
635
01:06:22,900 --> 01:06:25,200
Listen, actually, we are
departed spirits, and--
636
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:28,500
I couldn't care who you are,
do you know what the times is?
637
01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:31,700
- Yes. Oh, no! Do please listen.
- No, you can just listen to me!
638
01:06:32,100 --> 01:06:34,150
We've run a big race,
we've been throwing the javelin,
639
01:06:34,150 --> 01:06:36,450
we've been wrestling, we've been hard
to play priestesses, magicians,
640
01:06:36,450 --> 01:06:40,100
big meals and beasts, cival servants,
crocodiles, and we need a good nights sleep.
641
01:06:40,100 --> 01:06:44,000
You can keep your spirits up,
but kindly don't keep us up, huh!
642
01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:48,500
- Please, Sir, you must excuse him.
- Obelix, come here!
643
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:52,000
Oh, do listen!
We're only ghosts!
644
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:55,170
Quiet!
645
01:06:59,300 --> 01:07:04,450
Get up, you are expected!
646
01:07:16,900 --> 01:07:19,300
But, where are we?
647
01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:24,930
You are in Rome, outside Julius Caesar's
palace. Caesar is expecting you.
648
01:07:25,100 --> 01:07:31,400
I bet that something funny going on here,
or the Romans have learned to build very fast.
649
01:07:31,700 --> 01:07:36,690
Oh, what does it matter?
Come on then, soldier, take us to your leader!
650
01:07:39,420 --> 01:07:44,880
- So, here you are in Rome, at last.
- Yes, here we are, Julius.
651
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:48,400
Caius Tiddlus has told me
all about you journey.
652
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:53,180
Yes, oh Caesar! They have
managed to perform all talks,
653
01:07:53,180 --> 01:07:57,910
overcome all problems and
succeeded every time.
654
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:02,200
You can not be denied, Gauls,
The Gods have kept you alive.
655
01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:03,550
And this is where your luck runs out,
656
01:08:03,550 --> 01:08:06,500
since it's unthinkable for you to
become masters of Rome!
657
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:10,000
[Task 12:]
The last task of all will be the circus,
658
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:15,450
where you will be massacred along
with the other Gauls from your village.
659
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,800
Here we are, everyone!
660
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:30,600
So this is Rome.
Frankly, I'm disappointed.
661
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:35,820
I think the time has come
to give you a little music.
662
01:08:46,300 --> 01:08:48,410
Look!
Look at what I've seen!
663
01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:52,610
Kiriasfix!
664
01:09:00,300 --> 01:09:04,400
Ave Caesar!
The Gauls request audience.
665
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:05,600
It's the lads.
666
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:06,900
Here they are!
667
01:09:06,950 --> 01:09:12,600
- Here they are!
- Just look, they've all come, Dogmatix.
668
01:09:25,100 --> 01:09:30,590
You Gauls!
Quiet!
669
01:09:33,700 --> 01:09:37,400
Do you know where you are?
Silence!
670
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:42,000
Silence, I said!
Silence!
671
01:09:42,900 --> 01:09:45,600
You are all slaughtered for
the amusement of my people!
672
01:09:45,700 --> 01:09:47,500
And then nothing at all!
673
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:52,000
Nothing will cast a shadow
on my triumph!
674
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:53,700
Guards!
675
01:10:17,900 --> 01:10:20,600
Well then, well then,
which is it?
676
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:27,000
Good-- Thats's for the gladiators, that one for the ones goes next.
677
01:10:27,100 --> 01:10:33,550
That is okay. That is for Fulvia,
I wonder what he's doing in there...
678
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:36,300
That one for the lions.
679
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:40,290
Let me do it!
I'll be happy to lend you a hand.
680
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:49,250
Have you ever been to come to Rome?
They got the knowledge, little one!
681
01:10:55,100 --> 01:10:59,200
- Caesar's just arrived!
- What a great big crowd!
682
01:10:59,410 --> 01:11:03,720
Roll up everyone, it's ready!
683
01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:10,780
He gives them the magic potion,
but I can't have any.
684
01:11:13,700 --> 01:11:18,600
[Announcer:]
Will the owner of the carriage parked in front
of ours seek to talk to the building office,
685
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:21,710
as it is causing an obstruction?
686
01:11:25,550 --> 01:11:29,200
- I hope everything is ready.
- Yes, oh Caesar!
687
01:11:29,300 --> 01:11:32,200
Just to start, these unhappy Gauls
will have to face...
688
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:36,250
the fiercest of our gladiators,
and rarely fail any survivors.
689
01:11:36,250 --> 01:11:38,600
Well, well, well, I'll take it,
690
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:41,750
with account of the wild beasts,
with the lions and tigers,
691
01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:45,400
panthers and bears,
and even elephants.
692
01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:48,500
A wonder ful program!
The audience will love it!
693
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:52,900
All right!
You can bring out the gladiators!
694
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:09,800
Ave Caesar!
695
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:13,800
I think we should all get ready,
it will soon be our turn.
696
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:18,600
Good! I'm going in first and you all
follow me and keep in line, please!
697
01:12:18,900 --> 01:12:20,900
There're going to be people there watching us,
698
01:12:20,900 --> 01:12:22,450
so lets show some dignity.
699
01:12:22,450 --> 01:12:24,250
And why should you go first?
700
01:12:24,250 --> 01:12:27,200
I'm your chief, that's why
I should go in first!
701
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:31,000
But we've been doing all the work
haven't we, Asterix?
702
01:12:31,250 --> 01:12:34,800
- Somebody has turn for the fun now.
- That's right! Some people will get the luck.
703
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:36,900
- So you let me find I worthed.
- We'll join you!
704
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:40,000
Who said "Excuse me"?
Everyone stand back!
705
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:43,600
- You see my fist right here?
- You see my foot right here?
706
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:48,800
- We go to all that covered and you stupid--
- Stupid yourself, Fatty!
707
01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:52,660
Oh, Asterix,
he called me "Fatty"!
708
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:55,830
You can drag the Gauls on now.
709
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:15,800
- Leave them to me! Leave them to me!
- No, we won't! No, we won't!
710
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:16,550
Won't such way!
711
01:13:16,550 --> 01:13:19,950
- I'll smack your face!
- You Just try it!
712
01:13:19,950 --> 01:13:24,000
- Shut up!
- Go on, try it! You just try it!
713
01:13:24,300 --> 01:13:26,760
Oh, run away!
714
01:13:27,660 --> 01:13:30,720
Let me have one! Let me have one!
715
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:34,000
Hello!
716
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:38,200
Huh? Hello!
717
01:14:05,700 --> 01:14:08,600
- Hee-hee-hee! I've won!
- You won what?
718
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:10,600
Up here! Up here!
719
01:14:56,150 --> 01:14:58,850
Pass him, please!
Pass him!
720
01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:30,000
Ow, ow! I've injured myself!
Ow, ow, ow!
721
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,580
Ow! I'll going to be--
722
01:15:31,580 --> 01:15:38,800
Jolly good, jolly good, that's right!
Oh yes, I like this!
723
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:40,540
Obelix, take this!
724
01:15:40,730 --> 01:15:42,060
Pass it on!
725
01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:49,700
Who want to throw that cup of pie, huh?
Who threw that pie?
726
01:15:49,700 --> 01:15:52,850
Come on now, cheaty!
Ha ha ha! Oh, oh!
727
01:15:55,300 --> 01:15:59,370
Wild beasts!
Bring on the wild beasts!
728
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:51,000
I regret the Gauls
making children laugh!
729
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:58,600
They will ruin the circus!
730
01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:05,100
Stop that!
Will you stop!
731
01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:11,100
You Gauls, you performed those
twelve tasks I set you,
732
01:17:11,100 --> 01:17:14,850
you've succeeded in every one of the
difficult tasks which I go up for you.
733
01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:16,760
So you must be gods!
734
01:17:16,780 --> 01:17:19,900
And it's no good trying
to fight against gods.
735
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:23,010
You are indeed masters!
736
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:27,960
I leave my fate and that of Rome
entirely in your hands.
737
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:54,000
[Narrator:]
With great magnanimity, the Gauls
allowed Julius Caesar
738
01:17:54,110 --> 01:17:58,150
to retire to a little country villa
to live there in peace and quiet,
739
01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:01,150
far from the responsibilities of the past.
740
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:05,860
Julius, your dinner is ready!
741
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:25,700
What a really wonderful cook
you are, Cleopatra Dear!
742
01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:31,350
[Narrator:]
As for our friend Caius Tiddlus, he was
allowed to choose his own reward...
743
01:18:31,350 --> 01:18:34,290
for his good and faithful services.
744
01:18:40,900 --> 01:18:44,200
And at last, back in Gaul,
in the little village which is now...
745
01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:47,700
the center of the known world,
our friends reunited,
746
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:51,350
celebrated their return
with a banquet under the stars.
747
01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:54,300
Have we really become
the masters of Rome?
748
01:18:54,350 --> 01:18:57,400
Lets face it!
This is only a cartoon film, hee-hee-hee-hee,
749
01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:58,650
and anything goes.
750
01:18:59,070 --> 01:19:01,690
Anything goes?
751
01:19:21,870 --> 01:19:24,000
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