Original subtitles

Okay, bride-to-be! Up and at '’em!

Hey! Wake up!

Don'’t make me put your hand in warm water again.

Morning.

I guess your breath explains my "trapped in tuna boat" dream.

Oh! Can you believe it?

I'’m actually getting married today.

Whoo-hoo!

So how do you feel?

Nervous, frightened, scared, tense, petrified?

Excited, happy, joyful. I'’m getting married.

How do you think I feel?

Nervous, frightened, scared.

I just want to make sure you'’re not getting cold feet.

Salem, I do not have cold feet.

See?

They'’re not cold.

They'’re frozen solid.

♪ Life'’s changing around me, and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪

♪ i'’m reaching out and living by my rules... ♪

♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪

♪ I wanna make it last...

♪ '’cause i'’m out on my own now ♪

♪ and I like the way it feels.

Look, no one is getting married in this kitchen.

Yes, for the ten-thousandth time, I am positive.

Get off the parkway and take a right.

Left.

Get off the parkway and take a left.

Trust me, it'’s just down the street.

Church, steeple, you open the door and see all the people.

Go!

Hey, what'’s going on?

Why aren'’t the flowers at the church?

Why aren'’t you guys ready?

"Is there anything I can do," I ask?

"Oh, no, mother, just stay out of it," he says.

Well, if you ask me...

Mother, just stay out of it!

Aaron, Don'’t worry. We'’ve got it all under control.

Under control? I still have to do my hair, and my nails,

and my make-up has to be perfect.

Some of us Don'’t have the option of wearing a veil.

Oh, my god, I still have to steam Sabrina'’s veil!

Something tells me i'’m not getting breakfast.

From this kitchen?

[ Laughs]

Count your blessings.

Okay, okay, please, please

just tell me that Sabrina is a little further along.

Yes, Morgan got her up hours ago.

I didn'’t get her up. You were supposed to get her up.

Will you excuse us for just one second?

Oh, ah, his name'’s al.

He'’s got 300 pounds of shrimp in his trunk,

and he doesn'’t know where to put it.

Give the phone to your mother.

She'’ll tell him where to put it.

Hurry up!

Hey, I told you not to lick it.

Agh!

There! Oh. I'’m sure i'’ll get the feeling back

before I walk down the aisle.

Sabrina, aren'’t you worried?

This obviously happened for a reason.

Yeah, the only reason

it happened is because i'’m a witch,

which just means that magic is always messing up my life.

Sabrina, wake up!

Oh, good, you'’re up, i'’m off the hook.

But you'’ve got to hurry and... what'’s going on?

Oh, uh, well, it just occurred to me that I

might not have ordered enough crushed ice for the reception.

Well, it'’s show time, and i'’m not going

to have you screwing up my big day.

Your big day. I mean...

What she means is everything'’s under control.

But you'’ve got to get dressed.

Oh, and Don'’t forget

your "something old, new, borrowed, and blue."

Got it. Well, except for the something old.

And the something new,

and the something borrowed. My toes are kind of blue.

Oh, my god, what am I going to do?!

Don'’t worry, we'’ll take care of it.

Oh, why not?

We'’re apparently taking care of everything else.

Thanks, I really appreciate it.

Sabrina, are you okay?

It'’s not like you to not be on top of everything.

The flowers, the caterer,

and you'’re an hour behind schedule.

Which is why I can'’t be standing here

having this conversation. Really, i'’m fine.

I just need a few minutes to collect my thoughts.

Okay, thoughts collected...

And thoughts lost.

Hi!

Oh, congratulations, Sabrina, I am so happy for you.

Thanks, look, i'’m kind of in a panic here,

so I Don'’t have time for your teen '’tude right now.

What'’s up with her?

She'’s having second thoughts.

Oh-ho-ho.

Mm-hmm.

No, no "a-ha-ha", no "mm-hmm",

and no second thoughts.

Maybe i'’m having some regrets, but that'’s only because

so many people I love can'’t be here.

I mean my mom'’s in Peru, you never know about my dad,

and I have no idea why my aunts haven'’t rsvpd.

Is Harvey coming?

No, Harvey'’s not coming.

Well, Don'’t you want him there?

I Don'’t know.

Yes, I would love to have Harvey there, but he just can'’t be.

You'’re too young to understand.

Aaron: [ Screaming]: Sabrina! Would you come down here? Quickly!

So, the bride isn'’t the only one

whose voice is tinged with terror.

See?

That'’s your problem.

You can'’t tell the difference between terror and pure joy.

Aaron: [ Screaming]: Sabrina! I'’m coming!

Ah, Don'’t touch the llama, it'’s a gift.

I suggest patio furniture,

but no, that'’s too "out there."

Aunt hilda!

Hi, honey!

Oh, you came!

Of course!

And you brought me a llama.

I hope you Don'’t already have one.

Ha, ha. Sabrina, honey, what'’s going on?

Oh, Aaron, this is my aunt hilda!

Aunt hilda, my Aaron.

Isn'’t he great? Isn'’t she great?

Yeah, she'’s great.

Did we register for pack animals?

Hey, cut me some slack.

There'’s not a lot you can pick up in Peru.

It was either this, or dysentery.

You were in Peru? Did you see my mom?

Yes, and you cannot believe...

Uh, let'’s talk in the kitchen.

Okay.

Uh, I swear, i'’ll be ready in two minutes.

Uh, chat with my cousin Amanda. She'’s surly yet charming.

Amanda say something surly for the Jacobs.

Hi.

Oh, look at you.

It'’s so hard to find a bridesmaid'’s dress

that looks good on everyone.

Hey, I have melted people for less than that.

Okay, no pointing at the in-laws,

at least not until after the wedding.

So, you saw my mom?

What'’d she say? How'’d she look?

Why Don'’t you ask her yourself?

Mom!

Sweetheart, i'’m so happy for you.

I can'’t believe you'’re here!

And you'’re not a ball of wax!

Well, you can thank hilda and Zelda for that.

They took me in front of the witch'’s council and pleaded my case.

Well, every mother should be

at her daughter'’s wedding.

Preferably not as something you can stick a wick in.

Thank you so much.

But where'’s aunt Zelda?

Well, you know the witch'’s council.

There'’s always a trade-off.

Aunt Zelda?

Yup, they asked for a volunteer, so I volunteered her.

Don'’t worry. It'’s just till after the wedding.

Oh, thank you, thank you,

thank you, this is the greatest gift ever,

and i'’m suddenly feeling 1000% better.

Can you believe it?

All the spellman women, together again.

And most of us in human form.

Wait, where'’s Amanda?

Hi, Harvey!

[ Screams]

Surprised to see me?

Not at all.

I wanted to test my new engine by ramming it into a tree.

What are you doing here?

I want to bring you to Sabrina'’s wedding.

Apparently, she loves getting people as gifts.

Sorry, but there'’s no way i'’m going to that wedding,

gift-wrapped, or otherwise.

But I know Sabrina wants you there.

She does?

That'’s too bad.

It'’s not going to happen.

Why not?

You'’re too young to understand.

Ugh, I really wish people would quit saying that.

I wonder if it'’s too late to go halfsies on that llama?

Amanda, wait!

The nearest phone is a 15 mile walk.

Oh, sorry.

What is this? "Fun with mortals week?"

Yeah, like mortals are ever fun.

Sabrina, I know the number one rule

about being a maid of honor is "Don'’t upstage the bride,"

but if you'’re going to make it so easy...

Don'’t worry, two minutes, and i'’ll be absolutely dazzling.

Wear this!

It'’s old, it'’s blue, and I borrowed it from you.

Oh! And that stain? It'’s new.

Thanks, but I kind of already have an outfit picked out.

Sabrina, come on, what are you doing?

I know, I know, two minutes, I swear.

Good, because two minutes ago

is when we were supposed to have left for the church.

But, i'’m glad you'’re in a much better mood.

I am. My family'’s all here, and all is right with the world.

I'’m glad. I Don'’t want you going into this with any doubts.

Doubts? I was never doubting.

If that'’s true, i'’m definitely in the wrong place.

Do I know you?

I doubt it. I'’m doubt.

Apparently, there'’s some serious doubting going on around here.

No, no doubt.

Although their last cd was one of my favorite.

Look, for the last time

i'’m not doubting anything.

The man I love is downstairs,

i'’ve got hundreds of people cooling their jets

in pews across town, and my mom just flew in from Peru.

I'’m getting married.

I guess I went all the way to the north star for nothing.

Oh, it'’s so beautiful

that'’s the essence of who Aaron is.

This is Aaron'’s soul stone?

Exactly.

Hey, for me, that was pretty definitive.

I think.

Look, i'’ll tell you something definitive.

You'’re tap dancing on my last good nerve.

Why are you giving me this?

Because that'’s what you'’re doubting, isn'’t it?

Whether or not you and Aaron are soul mates?

No! Well, maybe...

I, can you ever really know for sure?

Ugh! Why are you doing this to me on my wedding day?

Better than the day after.

If it'’s truly meant to be,

your pieces should fit together perfectly.

If you want to be certain,

the answer is waiting for you at the north star.

But I am certain!

I love Aaron.

Or, at least i'’m pretty certain i'’m certain.

Sabrina, what'’s the hold-up?

Aaron and his parents just left for the church.

Oh, I know, I know.

Two minutes, I swear, I just have to point at my hair...

I mean, do my hair, and i'’ll be right there.

I'’m still working on the something blue.

Oh, I Don'’t have time for this right now.

Okay, one ping, and i'’m all ready.

Okay, two pings.

One place in heaven is always true.

Help me to know before I say "I do."

What about a blue...

Sabrina?

Wow. So this is the north star.

Voice: Welcome to the north star system.

May I help you?

Oh, hi, i'’m Sabrina spellman,

and i'’m getting married in like, well, now.

So I was wondering...

Exact nature of your problem, please.

Oh, i'’m, ah, just looking for my soul stone,

but I wouldn'’t mind taking a ride on the soul train,

I mean, only if you'’re serving soul food.

Hello?

I am the sole person here?

You know, everybody thinks you ran away. What?

No, no running, just some popping.

Look, tell everyone i'’ll be there in...

I know, I know two minutes.

Is everything all right?

Yes, everything'’s fine.

Just, please go.

They fit! They fit!

Almost...

No!

What am I supposed to say?

"I almost do?"

[ Knocking on door]

Roxie: Sabrina, are you in there? Open up.

[ Machine grinding]Just a minute!

Just smoothing out the rough edges!

[ Machine powers down]

Almost.

I mean... pretty close.

Salem: And like they say:

Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and soul mates.

[ Sighs]: Salem...

What am I going to do?

Well, if your father was here,

he'’d say it'’s time to have... "The talk."

Sabrina, when a young woman...

[ Door opens]

There you are. We were so worried.

Yeah, there were no cute guys here

until the best man showed up.

Can I ask you guys something?

I mean, you know I love Aaron, right?

I mean, it'’s pretty obvious we were meant together.

Yeah, you guys are great together.

Honey, are you okay?

Everyone'’s waiting out there.

Sabrina, what is your uncle Mortimer doing here?

You know I can'’t stand him.

Not to alarm you, but everything is a total disaster.

The soloist hasn'’t arrived,

and the organist is drunk

behind the rectory.

Hilda: Look,

Sabrina doesn'’t need to hear that right now.

You Don'’t see me running in here and telling her

that the ring bearer is yaking all over the men'’s room.

I kept that to myself.

People, let'’s move it along.

The minister'’s about to go into double-time,

and i'’m not paying for that.

[ All talking at once]

Aaron: Hey, could I just...

Hello!

[ Whistles]

Okay, listen up!

Mrs. Spellman, go tell the minister to preach Patience.

Mom, dad, please do something about the music.

And, hilda, just... Go feed your llama.

I'’d like to have a moment with Sabrina.

Hey, you are not allowed to be in here right now.

You can'’t see the bride in her wedding dress.

But if I Don'’t, i'’m afraid there may not be a wedding.

So...

So... [ sighs]

What'’s going on?

Oh, you know, i'’m just a little nervous,

and a little anxious,

and, uh, I think I left the oven on.

I should go check on that.

Sabrina, look, I know that you'’re scared

and having doubts.

Believe me, I am, too.

Yeah, but yours didn'’t leave peanut shells

in your dust ruffle.

Do you think we'’re soul mates?

Soul mates?

Do you mean, are we destined to be together?

Yeah, two halves of a whole.

Yin and Yang.

Ben and Jerry.

Sabrina, life doesn'’t have any guarantees.

I mean, all we can do is...

Try to make each other happy.

There'’s one thing I Don'’t doubt...

That I love you.

I love you, too.

Well, that sounds like a pretty good foundation for something.

Yeah, it does, doesn'’t it?

So, shall we do this?

Absolutely.

Okay, and, um,

when you see me, act surprised.

All right, let'’s rock and roll, people!

We'’re having a wedding!

Salem, what do you think?

I think we still need to have "the talk."

Sabrina,

when a young woman enters...

[ Playing simple melody]

♪ I love you truly...

Okay, one blue toenail,

five dollars I borrowed from the flower girl...

Calm down, you'’ll get it back.

A new phone number from the best man...

And i'’m going to need that back...

And this bracelet that I grabbed from your jewelry box,

which makes it old and stolen.

There, I think you'’re ready to go.

Oh, you look so beautiful.

Oh, thanks!

I wasn'’t sure about the color, but...

Oh! I can'’t believe this is it.

♪ Our love '’tis something... ♪

Wait, where'’s Amanda?

[ Panting]: Hey. Oh, sorry i'’m late.

I had some business to take care of.

Don'’t worry,

you'’re too old to understand.

[ Song continuing]

[ Song continuing]

♪ For you love me...

Anybody looking for a father of the bride?

Dad! I can'’t believe you made it!

I'’m sorry i'’m late,

but there was a little flying monkey uprising

that I had to pour some water on.

[ "The wedding march" begins]

Well, it sounds like you'’re right on time.

Shall we?

We shall.

[ March continuing]

Oh. Oh, my god.

Wait. Wait.

I can'’t wear this.

Get it off me, hurry.

12:36?

Oh, Harvey gave me that seven years ago.

12:36 is the exact time that we met.

[ March continuing]

I told you to go before the ceremony started.

Psst, psst!

What? what?

Sabrina: Psst, down here.

Hey, Sabrina.

Whatcha doing?

What in the world?

Crisis... I really need to talk to you guys back here.

I mean, back there.

I'’m kinda turned around.

I need to talk to you!

Let'’s go.

I'’m going to need you to write down that number again.

I'’ll be right back.

Try and stall. Maybe no one will notice.

[ Clears throat, coughs]

Hit it!

♪ You say either, and I say either ♪

♪ you say neither, and I say neither ♪

♪ either ♪ either

♪ neither

♪ let'’s call the whole thing off... ♪

I'’m sorry, honey, i'’m just not following.

The stones Don'’t fit together.

That means our soul mates are still out there somewhere.

Doubt was in my room this morning...

Doubt!

Oh, annoying little man!

But such a good dancer.

And even before today, it'’s just been so hard.

I mean, the circus showed up

and there was no room for him in my heart,

and he got turned into a goldfish.

Sounds like a pretty normal courtship to me.

Why is the universe so against me?

Well, the answer to this is simple. No more.

No more what no more?

Magic. So two pieces of glowing coal

Don'’t fit together. Who cares?

What matters is what'’s in your heart.

No magic can tell you that.

Sabrina, your mother'’s right.

The universe isn'’t against this wedding. You are.

You got to stop all the pointing

and incanting

and listen to what your heart is telling you.

But... no buts.

Life doesn'’t have any guarantees.

All you can do is try to make each other happy.

That'’s the same thing that Aaron said.

Well, he sounds like a very smart young man.

And Sabrina, no matter what

you decide to do,

it'’s not the end of the world, believe me.

I'’ve been to the end of the world.

This isn'’t it.

You two are the best.

All right, go tell everyone i'’ll be there in two minutes.

And this time I mean it.

[ "I'’m still there" playing]

♪ Good times and bum times

♪ i'’ve seen it all, my dear ♪

♪ i'’m still here ♪

Mother.

♪ I'’ve run the gamut, "a" to "z" ♪

♪ three cheers, and damn it, c'’est la vie ♪

Mother!

[ "Wedding march" playing]

So, if there are no objections.

Sabrina, if you'’d like to begin.

Okay.

I, Sabrina, take you, Aaron Jacobs...

Sorry.

Uh, where was I?

Oh, um, I, Sabrina spellman, take you, Aaron Jacobs,

to be my partner in life.

My one true...

My one true...

My...

Sabrina?

Could we just have a minute?

[ Guests murmuring]

I just want to talk over some little...

Do you mind?

So, i'’m sensing a little hesitation on your part.

You'’re such a wonderful guy...

But...

We'’re not two halves of a whole.

Sabrina, all I want is for you to be happy.

But if we'’re not soul mates,

maybe we shouldn'’t be doing this.

Aaron, I am so sorry.

No. Don'’t be.

Never think that almost is good enough for you.

Or for you.

Okay, well, that about concludes today'’s festivities.

Although, I have 300 pounds of shrimp across town

you'’re all welcome to.

So, um, thanks for coming.

♪ We'’re running, keep holding my hand ♪

♪ it'’s so we Don'’t get separated ♪

♪ running ♪

♪ as fast as we can

♪ do you think we'’ll make it? ♪

♪ Do you think we'’ll make it? ♪

♪ We'’re running, keep holding my hand ♪

Harvey?

I'’m not really sure what this is,

but something tells me i'’ll find the answer here.

And I think I just found mine.

♪ The future...

♪ Running, running...

About time.

Salem: It'’s about time.

I just said that.

♪ We'’re running, keep holding my hand ♪

♪ so we Don'’t get separated ♪

I guess that'’s the something old she needed.

Would you look at that?

12:36 on the dot.

♪ We'’re running, running, keep holding my hand ♪

♪ so we Don'’t get separated. ♪