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Bikini, sunscreen, sandals...

What am I forgetting?

A trusted, loyal cat.

Right.

Let me know if you find one.

Salem, I told you,

this is my bachelorette cruise, it'’s for girls only.

Although, I have seen you throw a ball.

Fine. I'’ll stay home...

All alone.

Oh, no, you won'’t be alone.

Aaron'’s going to watch you.

What?! I'’m a grown man!

I Don'’t need a baby-sitter.

Yeah, right.

The last time I left you by yourself,

you had enough women through here to start a sorority.

I told you,

they were only here for choir practice.

I swear I have no plans whatsoever.

Well, maybe we can confirm that with a "cat scan."

Okay! Who wants to play "spin the milk bottle?"

[ Laughs]

Kiss me.

Let me guess.

They'’re part of your Bible study?

Um...

Have fun with Aaron.

♪ Life'’s changing around me, and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪

♪ i'’m reaching out and living by my rules... ♪

♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪

♪ I wanna make it last...

♪ '’cause i'’m out on my own now ♪

♪ and I like the way it feels.

It'’s probably best just to keep moving.

Yeah, just point me towards the car.

Okay.

Wow. Handsome and useful.

Photo op!

This could be the last time

that we are coming down these stairs as three single women.

She'’s right.

This is it. It'’s our last hurrah.

Guys, i'’m just getting married.

It doesn'’t mean we can'’t "hurrah."

We can "hurrah," we can "hurray,"

we can even "Whoo-hoo"... Well, at least in most states.

Oh!

All I know is there'’s no one i'’d rather spend

these last few days with than you guys.

Oh, that is so sweet.

What if that'’s the last sweet thing that you ever say...

Just go.

Yeah, I think there'’s still some room in the glove compartment.

Well.

I'’m going to miss you.

Can'’t wait for you to get back.

You are coming back, aren'’t you?

Of course I am.

The deposit on the church is non-refundable.

Ah, pretty and practical.

Mm-hmm.

Thanks for being so understanding.

You know, it'’s really important for me

to have some quality time with my friends.

And the last time this ship went out,

everybody got food poisoning, so we got a great deal.

Well, have fun, and Don'’t worry,

i'’m going to take great care of Sally.

Uh, his name is Salem.

Yeah, like he knows the difference.

Uh, you'’d be surprised.

Bye.

Sabrina, let'’s go!

Come on, the hurrah clock is ticking.

Okay, i'’m ready.

Anchors aweigh, girls.

It'’s time to set sail on the good ship lollipop.

Well, there goes pops.

I wonder which one of these ladies is, uh... lolli.

Well, I guess you got your "something old."

And that hair is definitely "something blue."

And they'’re living on "borrowed" time, so...

Shhh! They'’ll hear you!

Or not.

How did this happen?

I'’m sorry.

I thought this cruise was going to be real hip,

but I Don'’t think there'’s a real hip on this ship.

But look, we can still have a good time together.

You know, we'’ll definitely win the limbo contest.

Yeah, unless that guy on the gurney enters.

Let'’s just figure out where our cabin is.

I guess this should have been a tip off:

"Every room equipped with blow dryer and defibrillator."

Ladies.

Enjoy your cruise, Sabrina.

Thanks.

Wait a minute, how'’d you know my name?

It'’s my job.

And I hope your bachelorette cruise

is everything you wishfor.

Do you tip somebody for creeping you out?

After the war,

brutal dictator Benito Mussolini

finally met a violent end

at the hands of an assassin.

Oh, good old El duce.

He put the "fashion" in fascist.

[ Baseball game playing]

What the...

Hey!

Paws off the remote.

And kitty off the couch.

[ Yowls]

Brain the size of a marble.

Listen, pretty boy...

You do not want to get into a spray war with me.

[ Slow dance music]

Nice music, huh?

Makes you want to get out on that dance floor and...

Shake your Walker.

Morgan, you'’re missing a photo op.

This may be the last time

we look this hot and feel this bored.

Well, come on, guys, what'’s wrong with us?

We'’re on a beautiful ship, we'’re all together,

and we'’ve all got our original teeth.

Are you honestly saying you'’re having a fun time?

Yeah, totally, Whoo-hoo!

Okay, yeah, I wish it was more fun, but...

Hello!

Enter fun at 2:00.

Ahoy, mates.

Up periscope.

Hey, there they are!

[ Australian accent] G'’day, ladies.

Hope you Don'’t mind us crashing your party,

but the purser said

there were three good-looking sheilas aboard.

Well, thank you.

Who are the other two?

Oh... oh.

Well, i'’m Morgan.

And this is roxie

and she'’s... Getting married.

Also known as Sabrina.

So where have you guys been hiding?

It'’s like you came out of nowhere.

Not nowhere... Australia.

We'’re heading to Bermuda for a football match.

Soccer to you yanks.

Well, soccer to you, too!

Yeah, we were hoping to do some dancing,

but crikey, the tunes they'’re playing here are enough

to put a wallaby to sleep.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

Well, without the wallaby.

I wish they'’d do something about the music here.

♪ Wendy

♪ I can see it when she walks

♪ Wendy...

Wow, Sabrina,

I Don'’t know what you'’re doing

but keep it up.

Let'’s hit the dance floor, ladies.

All righty!

Uh, i'’ll catch up with you guys.

I have to tape my ankle...

And figure out what'’s going on here.

Let'’s see...

I wished for fun, I wished for music...

Okay, I wish I had a papaya.

Papaya?

I meant slicedpapaya.

As you wish.

Hey!

Wait a minute!

Where are you going? Who are you?

And how do you get your whites so white?

♪ With the potion and there'’s crackin'’ from her mackin'’ ♪

♪ and she ready for action

♪ i'’m waxin'’ physical attraction... ♪

Hello?

Strange smiley man, where are you?

Okay, quick pop home

for a little magic book consultation.

Oh, man!

When other people go on vacation,

they just lose their traveler'’s checks.

[ Phone ringing]

Hello.

Oh, hey, honey.

Don'’t tell me you miss me already?

Oh, yeah, I miss you terribly.

Listen, can I talk to Salem?

Excuse me?

He just gets upset

if he doesn'’t hear my voice every day.

Look, this call is costing me $5 a minute.

Can you just put him on?

Fine.

It'’s for you.

[ Imitating cat]: Meow?

[ Doorbell rings]

Salem, have you ever heard of wishes

spontaneously coming true?

Meow once for yes, twice for no.

Not necessary.

Lover boy'’s busy paying for my pizza.

Spontaneous wishes coming true, huh?

Plus my magic isn'’t working.

I knew I shouldn'’t have changed providers.

Hmm.

Wish fulfillment, magic'’s not working...

Never heard of such a thing.

Unless, of course, you happen to be in the Bermuda triangle.

Like I would be if I were on a three-day cruise to Bermuda?

And your problem with this is?

My problem with this

is that i'’ve lost my magic,

but all my wishes are coming true.

Oh.

I guess I Don'’t have a problem.

Uh... woof, woof!

I mean, meow, meow!

Hello, Sabrina?

When we get to la, we are so getting a dog.

Eh?

Well, as long as wishes are coming true,

I wish there was a full moon.

Not bad.

I wonder why the triangle gets such a bad rap.

Morgan: There you are!

The guys are about to teach us how to wrestle crocs.

I Don'’t know what that means, but i'’m in! Come on!

And I said,

"that'’s not a kiwi, that'’s an emu."

[ Laughter]

Any idea what a emu is?

None whatsoever.

I'’m sorry, folks, you'’ve completely

eaten us out of popcorn shrimp.

There'’s not one left on the ship.

Wow.

I wish we had more popcorn shrimp.

Anyone want some popcorn shrimp?

Okay, now I really should tip.

The guys are playing in Boston next month.

We have to get three tickets...

Oh, wait, we only need two. Sabrina'’s not going to be here.

If they come next month, they can come to the cape.

The cape?

We got a time share.

Really? You guys never mentioned

anything about a time share.

You were so wrapped up in your wedding plans,

it didn'’t seem important.

And besides, you'’re moving to la.

We didn'’t think you'’d care.

Yeah, I guess I Don'’t.

So, hyannisport or chatham?

Ah, it'’s okay, it doesn'’t matter.

Either way, i'’m sure you guys will have a great time.

Okay, ladies, less squawking, more walking to the dance floor.

Hey, Matey, you got a couple more tunes in you?

I can be talked into it.

Just as long as you Don'’t call me "Matey."

Fair deuce.

[ Growling]

All right, i'’ve had it with you, you mangy fur ball.

That'’s it!

There we go.

Okay...

Maybe I didn'’t think this all the way through.

Sabrina, are you okay?

Yeah, you know between the shrimp and the accents,

i'’m just a little down under.

Really, i'’m fine.

Oh, good.

No. Something'’s wrong.

What is it?

Well...

You know how we were joking around

about this being our last hurrah?

Well, then I realized, "yeah, it is."

I mean, when we get off this ship,

everything is going to be different.

But you'’re the one that said

just because you'’re getting married

doesn'’t mean anything'’s going to change.

Yeah, but how can it not?

I'’m going to be moving to the other side of the country,

and you guys'’ll be back in Boston, living your lives,

dating soccer teams...

Oh, you think so?

Because they are so cute...

But this is really sad.

In fact, let'’s take a picture.

Last time we'’re all really sad together.

Can you dispose of that disposable?

Sabrina, everything'’s going to be fine.

Yeah, but how can you know for sure?

I mean, I just wish I knew

if our friendship was going to survive.

[ Crash]

Iceberg!

What? No! I didn'’t mean to wish that!

Hurry! Follow me to the lifeboat!

Oh, my god! We'’re going to die!

That'’s not what I meant when I said "wish!"

Come back!

[ Squeaking]: Come back.

They'’re not coming back.

I can'’t believe we'’re the only

idiots that got into a lifeboat.

I can'’t believe the iceberg didn'’t even hurt the ship...

Or that there was an iceberg in tropical waters.

How did this happen?

You ever hear the expression "be careful what you wish for?"

I wish we were home.

I wish the ship would turn around.

I wish my wishes were still working.

Sounds like someone'’s two seconds away from talking to a volleyball.

I wish I had a volleyball.

Why isn'’t this working?

No magic lamp, no lucky penny,

no sugar daddy... You do the math.

Well, Morgan, as long as we'’re going to die,

you might as well take a picture.

No, no one'’s dying, okay?

We just lived through an iceberg,

a night in a lifeboat

and some very questionable popcorn shrimp.

Don'’t you get it?

We survived.

I just have a feeling that any moment now

we'’re going to get off this island.

Hey, look, there'’s a plane!

I didn'’t even have to wish for it.

Over here! Over here!

Seems to be going over there, over there.

Don'’t worry, we'’ll be fine.

Wow, look at that.

You Don'’t see a lot of mountains

that spit out smoke and lava.

Unless it'’s an active volcano.

Well, it'’s official... We'’re going to die.

No. No one'’s dying.

At least not one of us.

Look, i'’m going to go get some answers and some firewood.

Good luck.

Like firewood grows on trees.

You, hey.

I know you'’re behind all this craziness.

No sane person would wear those shorts.

Look, I want off this island, and I want off it now.

Hi. Bob Bermuda.

Welcome to my triangle.

Yourtriangle?

Yeah, it'’s family business left to me

by my father who mysteriously disappeared.

Occupational hazard.

Yeah, well so is

being beaten senseless with coconuts.

Look, I know I wished to know if our friendship would survive.

Well, guess what? It did. Game over.

Send us home.

You call that surviving?

You practically fell into a lifeboat,

washed up on a deserted island

without even having to lift a paddle.

You haven'’t even eaten a rat yet.

No, but I can smell one.

And what about this wish thing?

I mean, how come my wishes stopped working?

One wish at a time.

We'’re still working on the last one.

Well, now there'’s something you Don'’t see every day...

A tidal wave.

Excuse me, I forgot to shut my windows.

Tidal wave?! What are we supposed to do?!

Oh, i'’m sorry. Here.

Thanks.

He is so...!

Oh, yeah, tidal wave.

Almost there.

No.

Can'’t believe that she'’s giving you the leftover chicken salad.

Whoa, Don'’t want to lose this, do we, kitty?

[ Laughing]

This means war!

And I thought seaweed wraps were supposed to be relaxing.

And, Morgan, where'’d you learn to scale a palm tree like that?

Do you have any idea what a 20-foot wall of water

would do to my hair?

Yeah, kinda.

Iceberg, weird...

Lost at sea, scary...

But the tidal wave...

This is officially the worst bachelorette party ever.

Guys, I think we'’ve got bigger problems.

I'’m guessing those storm clouds on the horizon

aren'’t going to be a refreshing tropical rain.

So now you'’re a weather girl?

We prefer meteorologist.

And no, i'’m just saying we need

to find a shelter, and we need to find one now.

And all i'’m saying is

i'’ve got to get something to eat

before I starve to death.

Morgan, give me your shoe to crack this.

At $500 a pair, I Don'’t think so.

Guys, focus.

Hurricane on the horizon.

Give me your freakin'’ shoe!

No. Where does it stop?

You trash my stiletto, next thing you know

we are smearing pig'’s blood all over our faces

and suddenly it'’s like something out of lord of the dance.

No!

Guys...

Can we please turn all this negative energy

into building a storm shelter?

Well, I guess I missed it

when you claimed this beach for sabrinia.

Oh, shelter'’s a number one priority.

Why Don'’t we just dig our own graves.

Look, miss doom and gloom, lose the attitude

and make yourself useful.

It would be nice if just once,

you didn'’t try to run everything.

And it would be nice if just once, I didn'’t have to.

I'’m trying to save your lives.

Well, maybe you could do your whole save-the-day act

before the elements completely destroy my skin.

This just in, Morgan...

Nobody cares about your skin.

And nobody cares what you think.

Oh, wait, let'’s take a picture.

It'’ll be the last photo I can cut you two out of.

I can'’t believe I was actually upset

about moving away from you people.

Suddenly, 3,000 miles isn'’t enough.

Well, Don'’t let the palm frond hit you on your way out.

Oh, so it'’s true.

If you want something done right...

I have to show everyone else how to do it.

Well, I Don'’t need you to show me how to do anything.

My shoe... my coconut.

Fine, go ahead.

I'’ll build the shelter by myself.

While you two are being blown over the rainbow,

i'’ll give my regards to glinda.

Oh, I forgot to thank her for that shower gift.

Okay, Bob, point made... My friendship won'’t survive.

Thanks for the heads up. Kind of like to go home now.

Bob?

Mr. Bermuda?

It'’s like i'’m shouting in the wind here.

And spitting.

And running!

Oh, my god.

Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

Oh, Sabrina is going to kill me.

Come on, kitty. Come on.

No, no, no, no. No, no. No, no.

Kitty?

[ Chuckles]What do I do?

Uh... I... Bury it.

Garbage bags...

Freezer...

Oh, I am so going to kill that cat.

Out of my way!

This is my lifeboat.

No, you'’re would be called the "get-a-life-boat."

Besides, I saw it first.

The only reason i'’m in this mess is because of you.

The least you can do is let me live.

Oh, thank you.

Hey!

Well, it'’s all yours.

Once again, thank you, Sabrina spellman.

Okay, at the risk of sounding too bossy,

help me move these trees together

and cover them with branches, now!

Not there, the ground'’s too low.

Over there. We can use the rock as a foundation.

But we Don'’t have anything to tie the branches together with.

Waxed or mint?

Come on, girls, put your backs into it.

[ Squeak]

Oh, no.

[ Salem chuckling]

Oh, no.

Well, i'’ll just go around back.

Oh, no.

It'’s a little early for a full moon.

[ Evil laughter]

It'’s over. The storm'’s over.

The coast is clear.

Suddenly that expression makes sense.

I can'’t believe it. We'’re not dead.

Oh, thank god I made it.

Oh, wait, you guys did, too.

Yay, we survived!

You know, if we were talking,

i'’d thank you, roxie, for pointing out

where to build the shelter.

The place I wanted to build it

is under six feet of debris.

You'’re welcome.

And if I were talking to you,

I guess i'’d say if it weren'’t for you bossing us around...

I mean taking charge, we'’d be a seagull buffet.

And, Morgan, if it wasn'’t for your bottomless supply of beauty products

we probably wouldn'’t have made it.

Yeah, that eyebrow wax really slowed up that leak.

By the way, that stuff'’s not cheap.

You know what I just realized?

We have nothing to worry about.

Of course our friendship is going to survive

as long as we all make the effort.

Well, yeah.

You'’re the only one who ever doubted it.

And speaking of making the effort...

Sabrina, i'’ve been saying this all along.

We'’ll be friends for life.

Okay, now wait. We'’re three smart girls.

We should definitely be able

to find our way off a deserted island.

Head'’s up.

Hey, there you are.

We wondered what happened to you.

What are you guys doing here?

We told you, we got a tournament here.

This is Bermuda?

Yeah. Well, come on then.

Team'’s partying down the beach.

You'’re not going to believe this.

We thought... Uh-uh-uh.

Three smart girls, remember?

Oh, right, right.

You'’re not going to believe this.

We thought...

Let'’s just go.

Ah, nothing like a category four hurricane

to really clear the air.

Okay, I Don'’t agree with the method,

but the message isn'’t bad.

Learn a little something, did we?

Yeah. The next time i'’m stranded,

i'’ll walk more than 50 feet down the beach.

I wish just once someone would say thank you.

Oh, thank you.

Morgan, wait.

You still have your camera?

Only one picture left.

Heads up.

Three friends who can survive anything.

I'’ve never been so happy to be home from a vacation

in my entire life.

Yeah, well, Don'’t get too comfortable.

We are in full wedding mode.

I'’m getting married in less than 24 hours.

Move it, ladies!

Is that too bossy?

Not for marriage.

Aaron?

Sabrina, it'’s Aaron.

Listen, I need you to pick me up at the police station.

And bring me some clothes.

Long story.

Locked out without his clothes, huh?

Brain the size of a marble.

When we get to L.A., we are so getting a dog.