All language subtitles for Sabrina.The.Teenage.Witch.S07E08.Bada.Ping.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-squalor_track3_[eng]

You know what we need?

An all-purpose cleaner

that doesn'’t burn
a hole in the ozone.

Oh, they should just
sew that thing up already.

Okay, but it'’ll take a
lot longer to get tan.

Look, with our hectic
schedules, we really need a maid.

Morgan, we are three

healthy, strong, young women.

We are perfectly capable of
cleaning up after ourselves.

Oh, really?

Then why did you go
out and buy that dress?

I... well... I... I ran
out of clean clothes.

All right, we need a maid.

You know, i'’ll chip in for one

but all I can focus on right
now is my Joey sky interview.

Who is this Joey sky?

He'’s this great singer

that I discovered
at the lush room.

I'’m heading down there
now. You want to come?

Ah, no thanks.

Me, neither.

I thought you worked
at a hip magazine.

Why are you interviewing
some old crooner?

Joey sky is 23 and gorgeous.

I'’ll take a quick shower,
then i'’ll be right down.

Um, I did shave my legs.

It'’s a shame to let
them go to waste.

Oh...!

Pizza does not look good wet.

[ Coughs]

Amanda, is that you?

Yeah. I'’ve been so bored

I thought i'’d come by

and hang out with someone cool.

Yeah, well, i'’m kind
of busy right now.

Actually, uh, I was
talking about Salem.

Hey, little buddy.[ Coughs]

This place is smokier than the
bathroom in an all-girls school.

Yeah, what'’s with
the flashy entrance?

I mean, you may think coming
in here in smoke looks cool

but it'’s a disgusting habit.

Yeah, well remind me
to start listening again

when the psa is over.

You'’re right, i'’m
not your mother.

I shouldn'’t tell
you what to do.

Oh, put your hair back.

Why hide such a beautiful face?

Morgan: Sabrina, are you okay?

We smell smoke.

Uh, I burned some toast!

All right, I got to go to work.

Help yourself to some leftovers.

And, uh, the soup of
the day is cream of pizza.

♪ Life'’s changing around me,
and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪

♪ i'’m reaching out and
living by my rules... ♪

♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪

♪ I wanna make it last...

♪ '’cause i'’m out
on my own now ♪

♪ and I like the way it feels.

I can'’t believe
you didn'’t tell us

avril lavigne was
going to be here.

I didn'’t know. I guess she
stopped by to hear Joey'’s set.

Hey.

Hi. Hi.

Hi, So am I going
to have to guess

which one of you is Sabrina?

I am. I am.

I'’m Sabrina.

And these are my friends:
Single and desperate.

Have a seat.

Actually, this is
roxie and Morgan.

Nice to meet you.

So, uh, what do
you want to know?

[ Gasps]

That was avril.

She'’s headed for the bathroom.

I'’m going to ask her
to sign my napkin.

Oh, roxie, please go with her

and keep her from
crawling under the stall.

You'’re right. We Don'’t
need another repeat

of the aretha Franklin incident.

So, uh, what do you
want to talk about?

Okay, uh, well, when did
you first start performing?

First time... uh, let'’s see

I sang "twinkle,
twinkle little star"

at my godmother'’s
birthday... I was three.

Oh, that'’s so cute.

And a much better choice
than "itsy-bitsy spider."

I mean, between
the bugs and the rain

no wonder kids stay
inside and get fat.

So, what'’s your favorite
kind of music to sing?

I'’d have to say ballads...

Songs that express
that one emotion

that'’s just more
powerful than anything.

Anger.

Love.

Love?

Yeah... I guess it'’s been a
while and i'’m angry about it.

So, where will you
be singing next?

Here.

No, I mean after tonight.

Here.

But what about
any upcoming gigs?

Joey, you'’re next.

Uh, Sabrina, this
is Mickey brentwood

the owner of the club.

Oh, very nice to meet you.

Joey tells me
you'’re a reporter.

Yes, I am.

I Don'’t like people who
ask a lot of questions

like that Alex trabeka.

Uh, it'’s Alex trebek, and
technically, he asks answers.

I Don'’t like people
who correct me, either.

This conversation is over.

Joey, let'’s go.

Break a leg.

Annie, you remember Joey sky

the new singer i'’ve been
wanting to write about?

Well, since you
told me yesterday...

And i'’m not an idiot... yes.

Well, last night when I asked
him about singing at other clubs

he got really weird.

And then the owner of the
club had a stare-down with me.

I'’m a blinker, so I lost.

The point?

Well, I think there might
be something going on there.

I mean, he'’s a great singer
and he sells the club out

but I think it'’s weird

that he doesn'’t
sing anywhere else.

All right, check it out.

But be careful... nightclub
owners can get pretty rough

so you might want to
take someone with you.

Annie, are you saying you
and I should hang out together?

Not if we were
conjoined at the sternum.

So you'’re busy;
Maybe some other time.

Sabrina, I couldn'’t
help but hear...

'’cause I was eavesdropping.

But just so you know,
I am an eagle scout

and I am more than
willing to be your bodyguard.

Well, Leonard... Here,
check out these guys.

Come on, touch them.

Oh, I would, but I think

there'’s a seven-day
waiting period.

Thanks for the offer.

Fine... But just so you know

I spent three months

as part of a very
tough street gang.

Really? yeah.

I was an understudy
for riff in West Side story.

[ Snaps fingers]

Pow!

Let'’s talk about the laundry.

We use the bio-
degradable detergent.

It doesn'’t get rid of stains

but I feel better about it.

Good morning, roxie.

Oh, who'’s this?

This is our new
cleaning lady: Tatiana.

She'’s Ukrainian.

Tatiana, what a pretty name

for someone so... squat.

How do you do?

Dust then laundry.

Oh, how cute.

I hired someone, too.

I found her name on a flyer.

[ Doorbell rings]

In fact, that'’s
probably her right now.

But, Don'’t you worry

I will tell Kim that the
job is already taken.

[ Doorbell rings]

Mi mess es su mess.

Hi, i'’m Kim

of Kim'’s cleaning.

Tatiana, you'’re fired.

In the future

please Don'’t call
me at the club.

Why not? Because.

Because why? Because.

Okay, can we throw in
some verbs and nouns?

Um, tell me about your
relationship with Mickey brentwood.

It'’s fine. What else
do you want to know?

What would happen if
you sang somewhere

other than the lush
room? Next question.

Are you being forced
to sing there exclusively?

Can you pass the salt, please?

Pass the... Ooh, is that code?

Yeah, it'’s code for "I
need salt on my fries."

Okay, how about this?

If you'’re being forced
to sing at the lush room

nod your head.

Is that nodding or eating?

Oh, my gosh, are you
being forced to eat, too?

Okay, how about we
try something else.

If you were ketchup and
you wanted to leave mustard

to go across town
to salt and pepper...

Not the little sassy hip-hop duo

these little guys...
What would happen?

Ooh.

Now you get it?

Yeah, I feel so bad for you.

I mean, not to
mention the bus boy.

I can'’t believe you'’re
being threatened.

That'’s so unfair.

You should be free to
sing wherever you want.

Joey, you have to
let me write this up.

Okay... okay.

But you have to promise me

you didn'’t hear
any of this from me.

My lips are sealed.

First, i'’m going
to finish these fries

but then my lips are so sealed.

Thank you.

If you print that story

you'’ll never work again.

You know what i'’m
saying blonde person?

Yeah, you'’re saying
you had onions for lunch.

Why is it so hot in here?

Morgan, you have it set on 95.

I really didn'’t notice.

Ah, Kim, Kim...

Don'’t forget to dust
the top of the drapes.

No problem.

Roxie: I can'’t believe you.

What?

I am watching a
professional at work.

And believe me

your little Soviet shot-putter

couldn'’t have reached up there.

All i'’m saying is... whoa, he
got the gunk out of the remote.

We can watch TV
in English again.

So it turns out Mickey
brentwood is forcing Joey

to only sing at the lush room.

And Mickey'’s the guy
who threatened you?

Are you sure

you want to go
ahead with this story?

Absolutely... It'’s
an incredible scoop.

Oh, I Don'’t like this.

You'’ve been threatened
by a nightclub owner.

Don'’t you watch hbo?

What are you saying?

I'’m going to be
sleeping with the fishes?

Wearing a cement overcoat?

Have a Boulder dropped on me

from an overpass?

Oh, wait, that'’s
from the roadrunner.

Okay, fine, but if wile e.
Coyote tries to flatten you

with an acme anvil,
Don'’t come running to me.

Hey, want to join me for
an emergency trip to Paris

for silver-hooped earrings?

No, thanks, it already feels

like a French bistro in here.

Besides, i'’m
working on an article.

Snooze.

Salem: Actually
not, for a change.

You see, this thug
nightclub owner

threatened our little

"Lois lame" over here.

No...!

I hate it when you cut me off.

It'’s a bad time, you go ahead.

It'’s always a bad time for you.

Au revoir.

Please Don'’t use the...

[ Coughs]

smoke.

Oh, can'’t she come with
a warning label? Gross.

Speaking of gross,
headless cat at 4:00.

[ Moans]

Sorry, but I Don'’t want
Amanda knowing anything about

this situation with
Mickey brentwood.

Ah, so you are worried.

I have nothing to worry about.

If you Don'’t believe me

we'’ll take a little trip to
the future and i'’ll prove it.

Cool! Road trip!

Where are we?

I Don'’t know.

But apparently in the future

you have a bad den.

Uh-oh, I think
someone we know dies.

[ Gasps]

Whoa!

When he said, "you'’ll
never work again"

he meant not even part-time.

Let me get this straight.

You were all excited

about doing the
article this morning

now you Don'’t want to write it.

Well, it'’s not that I
Don'’t want to write it

it'’s just that,
uh, this is kind

of a left-brain-type
article, and I just happened

to sleep on my
left side last night

so that side of the
brain is really numb.

So now the right side is
feeling bitter and neglected...

Oh, can'’t you just call in
sick like normal people?

Well, that would be a
left-brain function, so...

Oh, stop, stop.

I'’ll assign it to someone.

Great.

No, not great. Very bad.

I can'’t put this off on somebody
else. I'’ll write the article.

Fine.

But you and all
your little voices

better get to work.

This issue'’s going
to press tomorrow

so you are on hard
deadline, missy.

I'’ll line up a photo shoot.

Two words I do not need
to hear: Dead and shoot.

I'’m not too crazy
about "missy," either.

Hey, Leonard, I think i'’ll take
you up on that bodyguard offer.

Oh, terrific.

You can call me
anytime you want.

I really appreciate it.

You know, just not mornings

between 8:00 and
9:15. I hit the gym.

And midday is bad, I
usually have a lunch.

And not nights after 10:00.

Why not?

I'’m bathing Nana.

Please tell me Nana'’s your dog.

It'’s 6:30. What'’s
he still doing here?

The sink needed plunging.

I guess there'’s a
clog in the drain.

This was stuck in there.

Huh, I was wrong.

It wasn'’t a clog.
It was a pump.

Listen, Morgan, before I go

you know how you were
staring at me all day?

Oh, no, here we go.

Sexual harassment
works both ways, you know.

I was wondering, would you be

interested in going out with me?

I have to work tomorrow,
but maybe we could do lunch.

Sounds fantastic.

Great.

Sexual harassment... like a fox!

[ Mocking laugh]

Are you crazy?

You found out you'’re
going to get bumped off

and you'’re still
writing this article?

Look, i'’ll worry
about my article

you worry about coyotes.

[ Coughing]

Will you stop with the smoke?!

Don'’t you have an
alchemy final tomorrow?

Whoa. Who died and
made you my boss?

Funny you should
mention "dying."

Salem. what?

Okay, something
weird'’s going on.

I think you should tell her.

You know, so someone can
call the police besides the cat.

All right.

It'’s possible that
there'’s some connection

between writing this story
and my untimely youthful death.

Ooh, I love those earrings.

Are they from Paris?

Wait a minute.
You'’re going to die?

Hey, Sabrina

if you bite the dust, can I
have your red silk robe?

It makes me feel
like a pretty kitty.

You can'’t write
that article, Sabrina!

Oh, i'’ll be fine.

It'’s nothing to worry about.

But you'’ll be dead and
buried... A corpse; Worm food.

Okay, when you put it like that

it is a bit of a downer.

Look, if you'’re hell-bent

on writing this piece
at least protect yourself;

change the names.

No, I can'’t do that.

I'’m going to tell the truth

because i'’m a journalist

and a real journalist
uses real names.

You changed the names.

I had to to protect my sources.

So our sources will be safe,
but our readers will be bored.

Oh, well, we Don'’t
want to distract

from the ads, do we?

Well, i'’ll print it

but only because I
got to fill the space.

But I am not happy.

You Don'’t understand.

I had to change the names...

I think.

By using pseudonyms instead,
will I end up alive or dead?

Well, at least my coffin
is microwave-safe.

So he plans on
killing me anyway?

Well, he doesn'’t know
who he'’s dealing with.

Annie!

Print the article
with the real names.

Are you sure?

Yes, do it before
I change my mind.

Don'’t do it! Yes, do it. Go!

Start the presses!

Flower delivery, my lady.

Looks like you have a
secret admirer, besides me.

Oops. Now it'’s not a secret.

Uh, black roses?

"I hope you like
this arrangement.

Don'’t forget ours. Mickey."

Are you in some kind of trouble?

Leonard, I never
thought i'’d say this

but, um, do you want to
come home with me tonight?

Tonight?

[ Clears throat]

Uh... oh, I can'’t.

It'’s spinning class.

I'’ll be too... dizzy.

Okay, well, any
other secret admirers

want to come home
with me tonight?

Any professional wrestlers?

Thai kickboxers?

Anyone with superhero pajamas?

And so, due to this
immoral contract

the only place that
uber-talented Joey sky

will see his star rise
is over the lush room.

I hope you know
what you'’re doing.

I do, except for
that uber thing.

Wow, speaking of
uber thing, who is that?

That'’s our new maid.

Morgan'’s dating the help?

Oh, now it makes sense.

Well, thanks for
lunch. See you around.

Oh, all right.

Oh, wait.

You have some dirt under
your right nail. Hold on.

Uh, thanks again. Bye-bye.

Oh, you have some
schmutz on your face.

I'’ll get it.

You know, while i'’m here

I would love to
work on these pores.

Oh, that is it! Get out!

Can'’t we make a
plan for next time?

No, we can'’t!

You are too obsessed
with your work!

You'’re the only guy
who has ever asked me

to take off my clothes
so he could iron them!

Good-bye!

Roxie, get me the name
of that squat uranium lady.

Oh, I was so worried
about you, Sabrina.

I Don'’t want you to die.

Don'’t worry. Nobody'’s dying.

Some of us are choking.

But i'’m really
worried about you.

Look, I can keep Mickey
brentwood from knocking me off.

I'’ll just lay low and stay
out of dangerous situations.

I'’ll be fine, really.

You want to sleep over?

[ Popping]

[ Screams]

That'’s it! I'’m getting
dressed and going down there.

I'’m not going to let
that thug intimidate me.

What'’s going on?

Amanda, it'’s time
to face my fears.

I'’m going to the lush room
for a sit-down with the enemy.

Huh, not without me!

Hang on. I'’ll get dressed.

Well, make it fast

'’cause I wanna
get right down there

and tell that ignorant
swaggering goon

that he better back off!

Or i'’ll tell Mickey brentwood
that he'’s absolutely charming.

Ms. Spellman, you'’ve done me

a great dishonor
by printing this.

[ Gasps]

Look, i'’m really
sorry, but I had to.

Joey sky'’s a very
talented singer.

I mean, the lush room is lovely

and the cider'’s to
die for, so to speak.

But holding him
back is so wrong.

You'’re trying to
ruin me, aren'’t you?!

You'’re going to ruin me!

I'’m not trying to ruin anybody.

I just think Joey should
be free to live his own life.

It'’s very tough out there.

They'’ll eat him alive.

Oh, like you care about that.

He'’s your cannoli
ticket, you big meatball!

Meatball?!

Sorry, i'’m hungry.

I'’m just trying to
protect him, that'’s all.

Oh, what are you his mother?

I mean, his father?

Oh, my gosh, you arehis father.

Why doesn'’t he tell
people you'’re related?

'’cause I talk
funny or something.

Maybe he'’s embarrassed.

Oh, Don'’t cry

or i'’ll be embarrassed
of you, too.

Here.

Oh, thank you very much.

What'’s the worst that can
happen if he sings at other clubs?

He'’ll desert me.

You know, he'’ll... he'’ll go
to fancy shmancy auditoriums

he'’ll get a record deal

he'’ll go on that
mtv plugged up.

Those are good things.

Okay, okay.

I'’m afraid he'’ll
forget about his papa.

Mickey, you can'’t let
your fears run your life.

I mean, sure, Joey will
probably go out on his own

but he'’ll come back
and visit for weekends

and national holidays.

You think?

I hope so.

This was good, I
feel much better.

Thank you very much.

And, uh... now what
can I do for you?

Uh, please Don'’t kill me?

What is that?

You think I would hurt
someone so beautiful?

I would hope not.

Thanks for the tissues.

Hey, some day you'’re
going to get married

and i'’m going to give
you a very good rate

on my big room, okay?

I'’m a softy.

Hey, open the car
door. I'’m coming out.

Why are you just
standing around?

Nice guy. Taught me a lot.

Okay, let'’s go
down to that club

and witch slap this guy.

Oh, we Don'’t have to
go. He was just here.

What? What happened?
Are you okay?

I'’m fine. It'’s
all taken care of.

He won'’t be
bothering me anymore.

I'’m so relieved.

You know, we
should make it a point

to hang out more often

and not just when one
of our lives is at stake.

Yeah, i'’d like that.

Far be it for me

to break up this lovefest

but you still Don'’t
know how you die.

I Don'’t die anymore.

I changed my destiny.

Mickey likes me now.

I'’m getting married
in the big room.

Yeah, but what
if Salem'’s right?

Look, relax guys.

I'’ll ping us into the
future and show you.

Morgan: All this time

and I didn'’t even
know she was a smoker.

She wasn'’t.

Didn'’t you hear
what the doctor said?

No.

Although I did notice

he wasn'’t wearing
a wedding ring.

Morgan, she died of
secondhand smoke.

But we Don'’t smoke.

It must'’ve been
someone from work.

Or from somewhere else.

I'’m so sorry.

No more smoke, I promise.

Good.

I hate to see you like this.

Hey, Don'’t forget.

You know, i'’m half mortal,
but i'’m also half witch

so it could be centuries
before I actually die.

But when I do, promise

not to Bury me with
my bra strap showing.

It'’s very hot in here.

You mind if I take shirt off?

No.

It'’s just not the same, is it?

No.nope.