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[ Phone ringing]
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Hello?
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Sorry, dude, wrong number.
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Sure, i'’ll double-check.
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Sabrina, are we an
Indian restaurant?
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No statues of vishnu here.
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You must have
misprogrammed your speed dial.
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No problem.
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Hey, how do you
know my name'’s roxie?
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Why are you mad at me?
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It'’s not my fault
the cranberry club
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had a private party
for Pedro Martinez.
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No, but it is your fault
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that we weren'’t
on the guest list.
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It is one of your
responsibilities
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as the boyfriend to
anticipate my needs.
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I'’m sensing you
need to be alone.
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Harvey...
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What?
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No, never mind.
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Okay.
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No, it'’s not okay.
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It hasn'’t been
okay for a long time.
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You shouldn'’t let Morgan
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push you around like that.
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It'’s no big deal.
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It'’s just how she is.
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But every time you do
something she wants
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she loses respect for you.
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You have to stand
up for yourself.
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Tell her what you want.
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Okay.
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What do I want?
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To be treated like an equal.
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You'’re right.
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Thanks, Sabrina.
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I'’m here to help.
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I can'’t believe you
recognize my voice
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from my radio show.
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Are you still talking
to that wrong number?
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He'’s actually kind of cool.
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Do you think I
should keep on talking
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or is this just too weird?
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Keep talking.
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Who knows? He
could be Mr. Right.
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Good thinking. Thanks, Sabrina.
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I'’m here to help.
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Yeah, i'’m still listening.
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So, now that you know who I am
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why Don'’t you tell
me about yourself?
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Start with your name.
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My name is Alejandro.
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[ Snickers]
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♪ Life'’s changing around me,
and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪
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♪ i'’m reaching out and
living by my rules... ♪
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♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪
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♪ I wanna make it last...
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♪ '’cause i'’m out
on my own now ♪
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♪ and I like the way it feels.
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I'’m getting Zelda this sweater
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for her birthday.
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Don'’t you love it?
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It has a pouch. She'’ll hate it.
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Sabrina, i'’ve lived
with the woman
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for 650 years.
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I think I know my sister.
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Well, then you know that
her birthday was last week?
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Oh... well, that explains
the cake and balloons.
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I know the perfect
gift for aunt Zelda.
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You remember the
broken antique tea set
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that she keeps
stored in the attic?
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Well, you use the pieces
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to make a mosaic table
top or planter, whatever.
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She'’ll love it.
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Great. I get to grout.
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Thanks, Sabrina.
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I'’m here to help.
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Oh, sorry, miles, we
Don'’t take checks.
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Only dollars and first-born.
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This is for the
speeding ticket I got
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from state trooper
Kenneth norwood.
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[ In southern accent]:
"Where'’s the fire, pee-wee?"
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And you'’re paying it?
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Why not contest it in court?
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These troopers never show up.
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You know, the judge
will throw out the ticket
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you'’ll save a c-note
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bing, boom, you'’re home
sucking on a Yoo-hoo.
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Good thinking.
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Thanks, Sabrina.
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I'’m here to help, pee-wee.
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Mike! Mike! Mike!
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So, what'’s the good word, Mike?
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Corporate brass is
jerking me around
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like a Jamaican chicken.
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Give me something
tall, hot, and foamy.
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I Don'’t get off till 9:00.
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How about a latte instead?
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To go, please.
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Yeah, they'’re on some
kind of fiscal austerity kick
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down at the paper.
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Corporate'’s balking
at giving me a raise.
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It stinks being the little guy.
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Here you go, tiny.
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Well, you'’re going to
fight them, aren'’t you?
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I mean, you'’re Mike
Shelby, living legend.
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You know, you made
the Boston citizen
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what it is today.
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You gave it guts, integrity.
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Not to mention 20 years
of dedicated service.
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And a microwave I
swiped from my mother.
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See? You gave that paper
the best years of your life!
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I mean, not that you Don'’t
have a lot more to give.
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You got a point there, kid.
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I'’m going to march
right down to hq
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give them a piece of my mind.
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Thanks for pumping
me up, Sabrina.
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I'’m here to help.
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All right, who else
needs some help?
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I'’m on a roll here.
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Come on. Give me somebody!
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Hey, miles.
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So, how did it go at
court this morning?
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Well, for starters
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state trooper norwood showed
up to testify, as is his habit
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so pee-wee'’s out a c-note.
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Then, on the way home, I
get pulled over by, guess who?
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"Pee-wee, you'’re driving
with a broken taillight."
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Another 50 bucks.
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Thanks a lot, Sabrina.
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Hey, I was only trying to help.
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Look what hilda made
me for my birthday.
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Don'’t you love it?
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I hate it.
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Hilda ruined a priceless tea set
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that I was planning to restore.
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Where did she get
such a numskull idea?
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I would have been
happy with a sweater.
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But it had a pouch!
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Oh, Jerry, I got
something for you.
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Photos of that weird
cloud from last night.
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Oh, uh, Don'’t mind
the last few shots.
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We were just messing
around with the camera.
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Yeah, you'’re welcome!
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How did that punk
get to be photo editor?
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Huh, i'’ll have to
ask his uncle, Mike.
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Mike: When I say I want
2,500 words on the new subway
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that'’s what I expect!
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Not 2,499. Not 2,501.
You got that, Franklin?
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Yeah, but I just fix
the copy machine.
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Now that'’s the Mike
we all know and love.
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So, let'’s hear it.
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Did corporate cave
in to your demands?
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Well, if my demands
included a pay cut
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and taking away
my health benefits
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then, yes, they caved.
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Thanks for the advice.
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[ Weakly]: Hey,
i'’m here to help.
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I'’ve got to get myself
a new catchphrase.
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Hey, Harvey, waiting for Morgan?
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No, actually, i'’m
waiting for you.
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Let me guess.
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Even though I was
just trying to help
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my advice blew up in your face
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and Morgan read
you the riot act.
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I wish that was all she did.
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She dumped me.
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I am so sorry.
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You know, usually,
I am really good
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at giving advice
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but these days, i'’m
a menace to society.
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I mean, first miles,
then aunt hilda
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then Mike, now you.
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Sabrina, every language
has a word for people like you.
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In Swahili, it'’s...
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[ Clicking tongue]
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[ Sighs]: I know.
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In English, it'’s "busybody."
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That would be the
cleaned-up version.
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The other realm yellow pages?
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It'’s been a lifesaver for me.
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And the front section
on theater seating
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really comes in handy.
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Wait. So these are
real businesses?
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"Painting lessons from
Vincent van Gogh"?
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"Flying monkey feed and supply"?
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Whoa. "Martial arts
lesson with genghis Khan."
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I'’ve got to see
this. Harvey, no!
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[ Roaring]
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No way.
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Mr. Khan, it'’s an
honor to meet you.
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I'’m Harvey kinkle.
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[ Growling]
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What did he say?
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He'’s going to eat you.
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There'’s got to be a cure
for a busybody in here.
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[ Gasps]: Bingo!
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"Buddy'’s busy body shop.
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All makes. All body
parts. Always busy."
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I found what I needed.
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Yo, Harvey
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continental grip on that staff.
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Thanks a lot, Sabrina.
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I Don'’t know why
anybody listens to me.
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[ Yelling]
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Still, I got to spend
some quality time
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with genghis Khan. Cool.
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Never sneak up on a
guy with a blue flame.
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Sorry, buddy.
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I'’m looking for buddy.
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You found him.
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What can I do you
for, sugarplum?
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Well, i'’m an
out-of-control busybody.
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Can you fix me?
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I can fix anything.
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But busybodies,
my bread and butter.
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I'’ll probably just have
to tweak your gyro.
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Whoa, whoa! Keep your
grubby hands off my gyro.
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What'’s a gyro anyway?
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It'’s the business end
of your busybody part.
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Oh, well, I want
nothing to do with it.
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Get rid of the whole thing.
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Why would you want to do that?
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Because every time I get
involved in someone'’s life
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I cause nothing but trouble.
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Say no more.
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I can put you up on
the rack right now.
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Hey, nice rack.
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Yeah. I get that a lot.
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All right, you'’re all
set, Mr. Johnson.
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What was he here for?
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Can'’t tell you.
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Mechanic-patient
confidentiality.
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But I can tell you this.
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He'’s now sleeker, faster,
and he handles like a dream.
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Your favorite
music is Swiss jazz?
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You are such a kook.
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Okay, call me later.
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Bye, Alejandro.
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So, Alejandro, huh?
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When did you start seeing him?
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I haven'’t yet.
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So far we'’ve only
talked on the phone.
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It'’s the craziest story.
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We met over a wrong number.
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I'’ll give you a crazy story.
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I'’m in Ireland,
hunting leprechauns...
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Tell me about Alejandro.
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Well, he'’s confident and smart.
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He lives with two
female roommates
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so he understands women.
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He likes foreign
music, lovesindian food.
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Who knows? Maybe this
could be the real thing.
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Just make sure it'’s
not the diet real thing.
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Too much aspartame.
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Sabrina thinks I should
meet him for coffee.
257
00:08:45,689 --> 00:08:46,793
What do you think?
258
00:08:46,862 --> 00:08:49,034
I think i'’ve got a
piece of tea cup
259
00:08:49,103 --> 00:08:50,172
stuck in my bra.
260
00:08:50,241 --> 00:08:53,931
[ Whirring]
261
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,275
Funny. You know, I
Don'’t feel any different
262
00:08:56,344 --> 00:08:57,689
without my busybody part.
263
00:08:57,758 --> 00:08:59,448
Well, maybe a little greasier.
264
00:08:59,517 --> 00:09:01,206
Well, there'’s your
old part. You want it?
265
00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:03,827
I didn'’t keep my tonsils,
and i'’m not keeping that.
266
00:09:03,896 --> 00:09:04,965
So, am I good to go?
267
00:09:05,034 --> 00:09:05,965
Not quite.
268
00:09:06,034 --> 00:09:07,620
Let'’s test you out first.
269
00:09:07,689 --> 00:09:08,931
Sabrina...
270
00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,862
The girl i'’ve been
dating for about five years
271
00:09:10,931 --> 00:09:12,413
she'’s pressuring
me to get married...
272
00:09:12,482 --> 00:09:14,310
Buddy, you know, this
is none of my business.
273
00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:17,172
Whoa! I have never
said that before.
274
00:09:17,241 --> 00:09:20,275
You do excellent work.
275
00:09:20,344 --> 00:09:25,758
If only you were here, my
love, to nibble on my garlic naan.
276
00:09:25,827 --> 00:09:26,965
Where'’s Zelda?
277
00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,448
I fixed her stupid teapot.
278
00:09:28,517 --> 00:09:29,551
Do you mind?
279
00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:32,724
I'’m talking on the
phone to my lady.
280
00:09:32,793 --> 00:09:34,862
This is the real thing.
281
00:09:34,931 --> 00:09:36,793
Oh, that'’s my roommate.
282
00:09:36,862 --> 00:09:41,206
She has father issues and
needs to be loved by all men
283
00:09:41,275 --> 00:09:42,551
great and small.
284
00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:44,068
Hmm, the real thing.
285
00:09:44,137 --> 00:09:45,413
Likes Indian food.
286
00:09:45,482 --> 00:09:47,655
Knows my feminine inner shame.
287
00:09:47,724 --> 00:09:49,310
And by any chance
288
00:09:49,379 --> 00:09:51,965
would that grating
excuse for music
289
00:09:52,034 --> 00:09:53,344
be Swiss jazz?
290
00:09:53,413 --> 00:09:56,275
Yeah, what of it,
you lucerne-aphobe?
291
00:09:56,344 --> 00:09:57,655
The jig'’s up, Salem.
292
00:09:57,724 --> 00:09:59,793
There will be no interspecies
dating under my roof.
293
00:09:59,862 --> 00:10:01,068
Eww.
294
00:10:01,137 --> 00:10:02,620
[ Sighs]: I'’ll call
you later, roxie.
295
00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:03,620
Ciao.
296
00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:04,793
You idiot.
297
00:10:04,862 --> 00:10:06,342
What do you think
roxie'’s going to do
298
00:10:06,379 --> 00:10:07,965
when she finds out
Mr. Right has a tail?
299
00:10:08,034 --> 00:10:10,896
What any normal person would do.
300
00:10:10,965 --> 00:10:12,085
Make a lifestyle adjustment.
301
00:10:14,586 --> 00:10:16,793
We'’ve got a big problem.
302
00:10:16,862 --> 00:10:18,931
Roxie is having a
phone fling with Salem.
303
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,310
What your cat and my best friend
304
00:10:20,379 --> 00:10:21,310
do in their spare time
305
00:10:21,379 --> 00:10:22,793
is absolutely none
of my business.
306
00:10:22,862 --> 00:10:23,965
Sabrina?
307
00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:26,275
Harvey, I know it'’s
none of my business
308
00:10:26,344 --> 00:10:27,724
but do you need a refill?
309
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:29,413
I need your help.
310
00:10:29,482 --> 00:10:31,000
Look over there.
311
00:10:31,068 --> 00:10:32,551
[ Laughing]
312
00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:34,931
That guy with Morgan
is Johnny Austin.
313
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,379
He'’s ranked number two
314
00:10:36,448 --> 00:10:39,103
in Boston'’s underground
kickboxing league.
315
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,724
So? So his wife
is Penelope Austin
316
00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:42,517
the number one kickboxer.
317
00:10:42,586 --> 00:10:45,620
Word on the street is
she'’s the jealous type.
318
00:10:45,689 --> 00:10:47,310
I'’m worried about Morgan
319
00:10:47,379 --> 00:10:49,620
even though I
hate her right now.
320
00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:51,793
Well, I was just about
to go over there anyway.
321
00:10:52,931 --> 00:10:54,689
Morgan, I think
there'’s something
322
00:10:54,758 --> 00:10:56,413
you should know about this guy.
323
00:10:56,482 --> 00:11:00,206
He'’s... out of coffee.
324
00:11:00,275 --> 00:11:02,793
Thanks, hon.
325
00:11:04,379 --> 00:11:05,310
How did it go?
326
00:11:05,379 --> 00:11:06,482
Great.
327
00:11:06,551 --> 00:11:07,965
Just at the moment
when I thought
328
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,793
I was about to jump
in and save the day
329
00:11:09,862 --> 00:11:11,137
I did nothing!
330
00:11:11,206 --> 00:11:12,275
Whoo!
331
00:11:13,862 --> 00:11:14,793
Get out while you can.
332
00:11:14,862 --> 00:11:15,793
Mike'’s on a tear.
333
00:11:15,862 --> 00:11:16,931
Mike: Josh!
334
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,793
Too late. For you.
335
00:11:18,862 --> 00:11:20,022
Everyone'’s calling the paper
336
00:11:20,068 --> 00:11:21,482
about that weird
cloud last night.
337
00:11:21,551 --> 00:11:23,000
Where are the
photos you took of it?
338
00:11:23,068 --> 00:11:24,103
Oh, I gave them to Jerry.
339
00:11:24,172 --> 00:11:25,000
No, you didn'’t.
340
00:11:25,068 --> 00:11:26,000
I absolutely did.
341
00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:27,379
Jerry, we were right over there.
342
00:11:28,551 --> 00:11:29,482
Sabrina was with me.
343
00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:30,793
You saw me hand Jerry the disk.
344
00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:31,862
Tell them.
345
00:11:31,896 --> 00:11:33,320
This is absolutely
none of my business.
346
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:34,586
What? Josh
347
00:11:34,655 --> 00:11:36,827
I give only one warning,
and this is yours.
348
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,758
Next time you screw
up and lie about it
349
00:11:38,827 --> 00:11:40,068
you'’re fired. You got that?
350
00:11:40,137 --> 00:11:41,137
Yes, sir.
351
00:11:41,172 --> 00:11:42,586
I told you he was a punk.
352
00:11:42,655 --> 00:11:43,586
Shut up, Jerry.
353
00:11:43,655 --> 00:11:45,965
Thanks a lot, Sabrina.
354
00:11:46,034 --> 00:11:47,172
No problem.
355
00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:49,551
I am nothere to help.
356
00:11:54,034 --> 00:11:54,965
What is wrong with you?
357
00:11:55,034 --> 00:11:56,458
You know I gave
those photos to Jerry.
358
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:57,907
Why didn'’t you stand
up to Mike for me?
359
00:11:57,931 --> 00:11:59,010
It'’s not my nature
to get involved.
360
00:11:59,034 --> 00:12:00,965
It'’s totally in your nature.
361
00:12:01,034 --> 00:12:03,379
It'’s the very fiber
of your being.
362
00:12:03,448 --> 00:12:05,482
Well, I am cutting
back on the fiber.
363
00:12:05,551 --> 00:12:07,034
I'’ve turned over a new leaf.
364
00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:08,551
I'’m not longer a busybody.
365
00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:11,000
Sabrina, I needed your
help, and you bailed on me.
366
00:12:11,068 --> 00:12:12,655
Now my job'’s
hanging by a thread.
367
00:12:12,724 --> 00:12:15,482
Well, I didn'’t mean
to jeopardize your job.
368
00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:16,448
Then why did you?
369
00:12:16,517 --> 00:12:17,862
I Don'’t know.
370
00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:20,793
Why did I let Morgan
seduce a married kickboxer?
371
00:12:20,862 --> 00:12:22,862
Why am I letting
roxie date a cat?
372
00:12:22,931 --> 00:12:24,275
Roxie'’s dating a cat?
373
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,137
Have you completely lost it?
374
00:12:26,206 --> 00:12:28,931
Yeah! And I think I
better go get it back.
375
00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:32,586
Well, you'’re all
set, Mr. McCoy.
376
00:12:32,655 --> 00:12:35,103
I just had to adjust
your afraidiator.
377
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,689
I was afraid it was
going to be moreserious.
378
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,206
But i'’m not anymore.
379
00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:40,827
Thanks a lot.
380
00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:44,655
Hey, buddy, I hate to be
one of those customers
381
00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:46,517
but you have to put my
busybody part back in.
382
00:12:46,586 --> 00:12:48,586
Removing it gave me a
whole other set of problems.
383
00:12:48,655 --> 00:12:49,793
Sorry, Sabrina.
384
00:12:49,862 --> 00:12:52,000
Your part'’s on its way
to other realm Japan.
385
00:12:52,068 --> 00:12:53,517
It'’s a delicacy over there.
386
00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:54,866
Well, what am I
going to do now?!
387
00:12:54,931 --> 00:12:56,034
Well, you got two choices:
388
00:12:56,103 --> 00:12:58,034
You could marry the
chef at planet Sushi
389
00:12:58,103 --> 00:13:00,655
or you can let me give you
a brand-new busybody part.
390
00:13:00,724 --> 00:13:01,724
I'’ll go with number two.
391
00:13:01,793 --> 00:13:02,896
I think you'’ll like it.
392
00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:04,275
It'’s a generic part
393
00:13:04,344 --> 00:13:06,689
but at least it doesn'’t
smell like a California roll.
394
00:13:06,758 --> 00:13:10,275
Sold. And suddenly hungry.
395
00:13:13,103 --> 00:13:15,034
Okay, I got a new busybody part.
396
00:13:15,103 --> 00:13:18,620
Time to do a little
repair work of my own.
397
00:13:18,689 --> 00:13:20,103
Mike, I need to
tell you something.
398
00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:22,206
Josh really did give those
pictures to Jerry today.
399
00:13:22,275 --> 00:13:24,275
I saw it, but I just didn'’t
want to get involved.
400
00:13:24,344 --> 00:13:26,758
Remind me never to choke on
a pretzel when you'’re around.
401
00:13:26,827 --> 00:13:28,010
Mike, i'’m back to my old self
402
00:13:28,034 --> 00:13:29,931
which means not only
would I speak up for Josh
403
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,280
but i'’d do the heimlich on you.
404
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,241
I'’ll make a note of it.
405
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:33,689
Great. That'’s all
I wanted to say.
406
00:13:33,758 --> 00:13:35,068
Except whoa!
407
00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:37,034
Is that what you'’re
paying for your mortgage?
408
00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:38,034
That'’s outrageous!
409
00:13:38,103 --> 00:13:39,103
It'’s also
410
00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:40,137
none of your business.
411
00:13:40,206 --> 00:13:41,137
Everything'’s my business.
412
00:13:41,206 --> 00:13:42,137
Besides, rates are down.
413
00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:43,137
You should refinance
414
00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:44,320
because that mortgage payment?
415
00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:45,458
Come on. I'’ve seen your house.
416
00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:46,493
Talk about an urban blight.
417
00:13:46,517 --> 00:13:47,793
And while we'’re on the subject
418
00:13:47,862 --> 00:13:49,142
stop wearing those striped ties.
419
00:13:49,206 --> 00:13:50,689
El not-o flattering-o.
420
00:13:50,758 --> 00:13:51,965
Sabrina, I didn'’t ask you
421
00:13:52,034 --> 00:13:53,620
about my mortgage
or my neckwear.
422
00:13:53,689 --> 00:13:55,551
You have really
crossed the line here.
423
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:57,310
You'’re right. I have!
424
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,424
And somebody'’s going to pay.
425
00:13:58,448 --> 00:13:59,586
Who? Buddy.
426
00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:01,551
Let'’s just hope I
saved the receipt.
427
00:14:02,965 --> 00:14:05,103
How it didn'’t occur to hilda
428
00:14:05,172 --> 00:14:08,517
that the handle goes on
the outside of the teapot
429
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:09,586
is beyond me.
430
00:14:09,655 --> 00:14:12,551
She hears the music
different than we do.
431
00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,758
Hey, zel, favor to ask.
432
00:14:14,827 --> 00:14:17,482
Salem, you already
did, and the answer is no.
433
00:14:17,551 --> 00:14:19,827
I can'’t arbitrarily
turn you into a man
434
00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:21,413
just so you can date roxie.
435
00:14:21,482 --> 00:14:23,931
The witches council
has rules against that.
436
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,689
I cursethe witches council!
437
00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:27,379
Unless they'’re listening
438
00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:30,379
in which case I bow to
their punishing wisdom.
439
00:14:30,448 --> 00:14:33,034
Look, so I haven'’t
been a perfect cat.
440
00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:34,379
You'’ve been a rotten cat.
441
00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:35,551
Precisely.
442
00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:38,379
But i'’m willing to
change for roxie.
443
00:14:38,448 --> 00:14:40,034
I'’m in love with her.
444
00:14:40,103 --> 00:14:42,000
Please, Zelda, make me a man.
445
00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:44,517
Oh, if I had a
dollar for every time
446
00:14:44,586 --> 00:14:47,862
some strapping young
hunk has said that to me...
447
00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:50,068
Heck! If you had a
dime, we'’d all be rich!
448
00:14:50,137 --> 00:14:51,068
[ Goofy laugh]
449
00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:52,793
But seriously, Zelda
450
00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:54,827
roxie has changed me.
451
00:14:54,896 --> 00:14:57,482
She makes me want
to be a better cat.
452
00:14:57,551 --> 00:15:01,172
[ Sobbing]: But she won'’t
have me unless i'’m a man.
453
00:15:01,241 --> 00:15:03,034
Oh, good lord.
454
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,655
Are those tears?
455
00:15:04,724 --> 00:15:07,068
This is the real thing.
456
00:15:07,137 --> 00:15:10,000
[ Snorting]: That'’s what
i'’m trying to tell you.
457
00:15:10,068 --> 00:15:11,000
Well, all right.
458
00:15:11,068 --> 00:15:13,379
I'’ll request a
temporary transformation
459
00:15:13,448 --> 00:15:14,896
from the witches council
460
00:15:14,965 --> 00:15:17,034
so you can meet
roxie in human form.
461
00:15:17,103 --> 00:15:18,379
But i'’m warning you:
462
00:15:18,448 --> 00:15:21,310
Unless she really is the
one, the spell won'’t last.
463
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,068
Yee-haw!
464
00:15:23,137 --> 00:15:25,689
[ Singsong]: I'’m going to be a
man, i'’m going to be a man...
465
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,689
[ Gasps]
466
00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:27,689
Oh, my gosh.
467
00:15:27,758 --> 00:15:29,482
What am I going to wear?
468
00:15:29,551 --> 00:15:32,206
First, you better
work on the man thing.
469
00:15:32,275 --> 00:15:33,758
Then we'’ll talk.
470
00:15:33,827 --> 00:15:36,137
Here you go. My
work here is done.
471
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:37,137
Thanks.
472
00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:39,275
I can only imagine
what parts you replaced.
473
00:15:39,344 --> 00:15:40,862
I had some
right-brain work done.
474
00:15:40,931 --> 00:15:42,793
Now I have two fully
developed theories
475
00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:44,137
on the time-space continuum.
476
00:15:44,206 --> 00:15:45,286
I'’m sure they'’ll hold up well.
477
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:46,482
Yeah.
478
00:15:46,551 --> 00:15:48,862
Buddy, that new busybody
part isn'’t cutting it.
479
00:15:48,931 --> 00:15:51,068
I'’m worse now than
the first time I came in.
480
00:15:51,137 --> 00:15:52,827
Sorry. Sometimes
those off-the-shelf parts
481
00:15:52,896 --> 00:15:54,137
can cause a personality glitch
482
00:15:54,206 --> 00:15:55,758
if they'’re not
calibrated just right.
483
00:15:55,827 --> 00:15:57,137
This is more than just a glitch.
484
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,206
I'’m totally obnoxious.
485
00:15:58,241 --> 00:15:59,482
Although not half as obnoxious
486
00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:00,689
at that tattoo on your arm.
487
00:16:00,758 --> 00:16:02,379
You really should
have that removed.
488
00:16:02,448 --> 00:16:03,655
It'’s a birthmark.
489
00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:05,275
Oh. See?! I'’m out of control.
490
00:16:05,344 --> 00:16:08,482
Stop me before I insist you
do something with that hair.
491
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,896
I know what'’s going on here.
492
00:16:09,965 --> 00:16:11,724
Your body'’s
rejecting the new part.
493
00:16:11,793 --> 00:16:13,448
Great. Maybe I
should just trade it in
494
00:16:13,517 --> 00:16:15,275
for a new set of
time-space continuums.
495
00:16:15,344 --> 00:16:16,827
Now, here'’s what
i'’m going to do.
496
00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:18,413
I'’m going to take
out the new part.
497
00:16:18,482 --> 00:16:20,551
I'’m going to run a
complete diagnostic on you...
498
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,689
Find out exactly
what makes you tick.
499
00:16:22,758 --> 00:16:24,241
Draw up your specs
500
00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:26,758
scratch-build a custom,
original busybody part
501
00:16:26,827 --> 00:16:28,206
identical to your old one
502
00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:29,793
install it and calibrate it.
503
00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:31,068
How long will all that take?
504
00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:32,206
Three minutes.
505
00:16:34,137 --> 00:16:35,379
Fascinating.
506
00:16:35,448 --> 00:16:36,551
Why? What'’s it say?
507
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,586
Well, the original
part we took out
508
00:16:38,655 --> 00:16:39,827
was pretty unusual.
509
00:16:39,896 --> 00:16:42,793
In fact, it was much more
than just a busybody part.
510
00:16:42,862 --> 00:16:44,241
I swear, if I grow a beard
511
00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:45,758
you'’re in so much trouble.
512
00:16:45,827 --> 00:16:47,310
No, no, no, it'’s not that.
513
00:16:47,379 --> 00:16:50,448
Your busybody part came
with a compassion upgrade.
514
00:16:50,517 --> 00:16:52,068
When you were
trying to get involved
515
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,172
in everybody'’s business
516
00:16:53,241 --> 00:16:55,448
it was because you were
sincerely trying to help.
517
00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:56,655
Go figure.
518
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,517
So, I wasn'’t really a busybody.
519
00:16:58,586 --> 00:17:01,172
I was just concerned
about my friends.
520
00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:03,965
Right. You had a rare
piece of equipment, Sabrina
521
00:17:04,034 --> 00:17:07,000
which means I gave other
realm Japan guy a super deal.
522
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,689
Well, buddy, i'’ve
seen your work
523
00:17:08,758 --> 00:17:09,896
and I know you'’re good
524
00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:12,103
so get started on
making that other gizmo
525
00:17:12,172 --> 00:17:13,517
and what can I do to help?
526
00:17:13,586 --> 00:17:14,689
[ Pop]
527
00:17:14,758 --> 00:17:16,655
Try to hold still.
528
00:17:17,965 --> 00:17:19,862
I can'’t believe you have a date
529
00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:22,482
with a mysterious
stranger named Alejandro
530
00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:23,655
and i'’m stuck here
531
00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:25,724
pretending to be
excited for you.
532
00:17:25,793 --> 00:17:27,344
What happened to John karate?
533
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,965
I thought he had everything.
534
00:17:29,034 --> 00:17:31,620
He did. Including a
wife anda girlfriend.
535
00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:34,689
I do not play second
fiddle to anyone'’s mistress.
536
00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:40,379
Salem [ Singing]: ♪
love, exciting and new...
537
00:17:40,448 --> 00:17:42,034
[ Scatting]
538
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:45,034
♪ Waiting for da-soo-boo-boo.
539
00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:48,000
Salem: Roxanne, darling.
540
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:51,172
Alejandro, I can'’t believe
we'’re actually meeting.
541
00:17:51,241 --> 00:17:53,310
You'’re exactly
as I pictured you.
542
00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:55,000
Ditto, my pet.
543
00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:58,172
Nah, who would have
thought a craving for chutney
544
00:17:58,241 --> 00:18:00,310
could lead to an
inseparable bond
545
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,206
between two peop... uh...
546
00:18:02,275 --> 00:18:03,206
Alejandro?
547
00:18:03,275 --> 00:18:06,862
Huh? Uh-uh-uh, i'’m
listening, my nectar.
548
00:18:06,931 --> 00:18:08,034
No, you were speaking.
549
00:18:08,103 --> 00:18:09,724
Da-da, of course I was!
550
00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:12,241
Just a momentary
seizure of elation
551
00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:14,689
caused by your
rapturous beauty...
552
00:18:14,758 --> 00:18:16,206
[ Stammering]
553
00:18:16,275 --> 00:18:17,379
[ Panting]
554
00:18:17,448 --> 00:18:19,551
Um... meow!
555
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,689
[ Lusftful sobbing]
556
00:18:21,758 --> 00:18:22,862
Hi, how are you?
557
00:18:22,931 --> 00:18:24,206
I knew it!
558
00:18:24,275 --> 00:18:25,206
You'’re just another pig.
559
00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:27,275
No, no!
560
00:18:27,344 --> 00:18:28,655
Dagnabbit!
561
00:18:28,724 --> 00:18:29,862
Alejandro?
562
00:18:29,931 --> 00:18:32,379
Where did he go?
563
00:18:32,448 --> 00:18:34,862
You lost him already?
564
00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:38,379
That'’s a record, even for you.
565
00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:39,689
[ Salem sobbing]
566
00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:40,758
Hey, Salem.
567
00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:42,137
Nice suit.
568
00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:44,931
Oh, Sabrina, it'’s
a sad, sad day.
569
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,068
Zelda turned the
cat in me into a man
570
00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:52,241
but the pig in me turned
the man back into a cat.
571
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:54,448
On the bright side, you'’re
your own petting zoo.
572
00:18:55,586 --> 00:18:56,655
Thanks a lot, veronique.
573
00:18:56,724 --> 00:18:58,310
My pleasure, Sabrina.
574
00:18:58,379 --> 00:19:00,689
He made it too easy.
575
00:19:00,758 --> 00:19:02,275
[ Snaps fingers]
576
00:19:02,344 --> 00:19:03,517
I'’ve been had!
577
00:19:03,586 --> 00:19:05,000
I'’ve been duped!
578
00:19:05,068 --> 00:19:08,758
Actually, I was duped before I
even got the chance to be had.
579
00:19:08,827 --> 00:19:10,344
[ Sobbing]
580
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,344
All right, everybody
gather around.
581
00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:17,689
I have a very important
announcement to make.
582
00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:20,172
Come on!
583
00:19:22,448 --> 00:19:23,931
Those of you who know me well...
584
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,068
And those of you who
hardly know me at all...
585
00:19:26,137 --> 00:19:28,586
Have experienced firsthand
what a busybody I can be.
586
00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:30,206
All: Mm-hmm.
587
00:19:30,275 --> 00:19:31,586
You'’re right. I deserved that.
588
00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:34,344
But I want you all to know
that there'’s a very good reason
589
00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:36,137
why I get involved
in your lives...
590
00:19:36,206 --> 00:19:39,206
And offer advice that you
probably Don'’t want to hear.
591
00:19:39,275 --> 00:19:41,379
Is because you'’re
a tool of the devil?
592
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,310
No. It'’s because
I care about you.
593
00:19:43,379 --> 00:19:44,758
True, you know, on occasion
594
00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:46,689
my advice doesn'’t
work out so well...
595
00:19:47,965 --> 00:19:49,793
Okay, quite often
and not at all.
596
00:19:49,862 --> 00:19:51,517
Actually, you did
me a big favor.
597
00:19:51,586 --> 00:19:53,379
With Morgan out of my life
598
00:19:53,448 --> 00:19:55,379
I can focus on more
important things.
599
00:19:55,448 --> 00:19:57,103
Like digging my way out of debt.
600
00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:58,275
That'’s good.
601
00:19:58,344 --> 00:20:01,137
Still, I want to apologize...
602
00:20:01,206 --> 00:20:02,689
For any trouble I
may have caused you
603
00:20:02,758 --> 00:20:03,862
in the past.
604
00:20:03,931 --> 00:20:05,068
On the other hand
605
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,137
if you ever need my
help, Don'’t hesitate to ask.
606
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,896
I can never turn
down a friend in need.
607
00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:10,379
It'’s just not the
way i'’m "built."
608
00:20:10,448 --> 00:20:11,379
[ Laughing]
609
00:20:11,448 --> 00:20:13,551
Yeah, you wouldn'’t get that.
610
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:15,034
Thanks for listening.
611
00:20:17,103 --> 00:20:18,551
Listen, uh, Josh
612
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:22,000
Sabrina told me that you
did give those photos to Jerry.
613
00:20:22,068 --> 00:20:24,689
So I made him look a
little harder for the disk.
614
00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:26,379
Lo and behold, he finds them.
615
00:20:26,448 --> 00:20:27,241
Sorry, kiddo.
616
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,862
It'’s cool, Mike.
617
00:20:28,931 --> 00:20:30,448
And i'’m sorry I bailed on you.
618
00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:33,310
I like you much better
when you get involved.
619
00:20:33,379 --> 00:20:35,827
Don'’t worry. I plan
on staying involved...
620
00:20:35,896 --> 00:20:39,448
Because it'’s part of who I
am, and I just can'’t help it.
621
00:20:39,517 --> 00:20:42,068
Of course you can'’t.
It'’s in your genes.
622
00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:44,418
Why else would I always be
snooping through Zelda'’s purse
623
00:20:44,482 --> 00:20:45,310
or reading her diary?
624
00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:46,172
Hilda!
625
00:20:46,241 --> 00:20:48,172
It'’s because I care.
626
00:20:48,241 --> 00:20:49,310
And caring is everything.
627
00:20:49,379 --> 00:20:51,275
It'’s one of the qualities
that makes us unique.
628
00:20:51,344 --> 00:20:52,655
I propose a toast.
629
00:20:52,724 --> 00:20:54,620
To the caring,
busybody spellmans.
630
00:20:54,689 --> 00:20:55,620
Uh...
631
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:56,965
Oh!
632
00:20:57,034 --> 00:20:58,655
Thanks again, Sabrina.
633
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,689
Oh, well, i'’m here to help.
634
00:21:05,793 --> 00:21:07,103
[ Phone rings]
635
00:21:07,172 --> 00:21:08,413
Hello?
636
00:21:08,482 --> 00:21:10,758
No, this isn'’t the Bombay cafe.
637
00:21:10,827 --> 00:21:12,517
You'’ve got the wrong...
638
00:21:12,586 --> 00:21:15,206
How did you know
my name was Morgan?
639
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,379
Actually, it'’s Gaelic.
640
00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:19,448
Hey! All right, I
know who you are
641
00:21:19,517 --> 00:21:20,689
and...
642
00:21:20,758 --> 00:21:22,379
And I know where you live!
643
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:26,448
[ Screams]
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