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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,034 --> 00:00:03,079 I can'’t figure out an original gift 2 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:04,320 to get Harvey for Valentine'’s day... 3 00:00:04,344 --> 00:00:05,448 Cologne he'’ll never use, 4 00:00:05,517 --> 00:00:07,344 a red sweater he'’ll never wear, 5 00:00:07,413 --> 00:00:10,551 a Teddy bear holding a sign that says, "I '’heart'’ you." 6 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:11,655 It'’s not easy coming up 7 00:00:11,724 --> 00:00:13,689 with something masculine, romantic and red. 8 00:00:13,758 --> 00:00:15,103 Unless it'’s salmon. 9 00:00:15,172 --> 00:00:18,551 Nothing says love like things that swim upstream. 10 00:00:18,620 --> 00:00:20,068 [Gasps] 11 00:00:20,137 --> 00:00:21,310 Oh! 12 00:00:21,379 --> 00:00:22,379 I can'’t believe 13 00:00:22,448 --> 00:00:23,862 this finally came. 14 00:00:23,931 --> 00:00:26,655 Oh, Sabrina, here is the perfect gift for Harvey... 15 00:00:26,724 --> 00:00:27,896 A certificate 16 00:00:27,965 --> 00:00:30,586 for a special gondola ride through the milky way. 17 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:31,976 I wonder which would be harder to explain... 18 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,976 The flying gondola or the fact that I actually know 19 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,068 a good burger joint on that side of the galaxy. 20 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:38,137 Oh, Don'’t worry, a mortal won'’t remember the ride 21 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:41,724 but will be filled with a special feeling of love. 22 00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:45,655 Like he'’s just sated himself on 40 pounds of coho. 23 00:00:45,724 --> 00:00:47,482 I remember when you sent away for this. 24 00:00:47,551 --> 00:00:49,448 You were completely gaga over some mortal. 25 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:52,103 Mmm. Ulysses s. Grant. 26 00:00:52,172 --> 00:00:54,068 Oh, that'’s right. Good ol'’ ulie. 27 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:55,655 What ever happened to him? 28 00:00:55,724 --> 00:00:57,137 He got old and died. 29 00:00:57,206 --> 00:00:58,758 I can'’t believe you waited 30 00:00:58,827 --> 00:00:59,931 a hundred years for this. 31 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,275 Nothing'’s worth waiting... 32 00:01:01,344 --> 00:01:03,206 Hey! It'’s got a coupon for free chocolates. 33 00:01:07,896 --> 00:01:09,655 Well, I know what i'’m having for dinner. 34 00:01:09,724 --> 00:01:13,206 But I Don'’t think i'’ll redeem that free anvil coupon. 35 00:01:13,275 --> 00:01:16,000 [Gulping] 36 00:01:16,068 --> 00:01:18,000 ♪ 37 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:30,896 ♪ Secrets 38 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:32,724 ♪ you'’re never gonna know ♪ 39 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,310 ♪ you'’re never gonna get it ♪ 40 00:01:34,379 --> 00:01:36,689 ♪ nah, nah, nah, nah, nah 41 00:01:36,758 --> 00:01:40,413 ♪ secrets, secrets 42 00:01:40,482 --> 00:01:43,137 ♪ secrets. 43 00:01:43,206 --> 00:01:45,448 ♪ 44 00:01:48,448 --> 00:01:50,965 Harvey is going to love this magic gondola ride. 45 00:01:51,034 --> 00:01:53,068 I just hope he didn'’t get me the same thing. 46 00:01:53,137 --> 00:01:54,965 [Bird chirping] 47 00:01:55,034 --> 00:01:58,827 Ah, the first Robin of spring. 48 00:01:58,896 --> 00:01:59,896 That'’s him. 49 00:01:59,931 --> 00:02:01,413 Devil bird. 50 00:02:01,482 --> 00:02:02,965 That miserable little magpie 51 00:02:03,034 --> 00:02:04,068 has been keeping me up 52 00:02:04,137 --> 00:02:06,413 all night with his incessant chirping. 53 00:02:06,482 --> 00:02:07,655 He must be stopped. 54 00:02:07,724 --> 00:02:08,931 Oh, if only we had a house cat 55 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,482 to rid us of this terrible blight. 56 00:02:10,551 --> 00:02:11,896 You'’re right. 57 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,689 What kind of feline am I? 58 00:02:14,758 --> 00:02:16,862 [As Schwarzenegger]: Bird, prepare to be Salem-ated. 59 00:02:16,931 --> 00:02:18,931 Sabrina, what if he actually catches 60 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,517 that poor, defenseless bird? 61 00:02:20,586 --> 00:02:21,655 Salem: Little help? 62 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:22,758 Oh, boy. 63 00:02:22,827 --> 00:02:23,931 Never mind. 64 00:02:25,448 --> 00:02:27,482 [Groaning] 65 00:02:27,551 --> 00:02:29,068 Whew. 66 00:02:29,137 --> 00:02:31,896 I think we should downplay Valentine'’s day around hilda. 67 00:02:31,965 --> 00:02:33,379 I just felt so sorry 68 00:02:33,448 --> 00:02:34,758 for her this morning. 69 00:02:34,827 --> 00:02:37,206 I mean, you have Harvey, and I have Willard. 70 00:02:37,275 --> 00:02:40,068 Well, if it'’s any consolation, I think she feels worse for you. 71 00:02:40,137 --> 00:02:41,379 She'’s been so depressed 72 00:02:41,448 --> 00:02:43,965 ever since she had to send Daniel Boone back. 73 00:02:44,034 --> 00:02:47,068 Now she just spends her days moping around the attic. 74 00:02:47,137 --> 00:02:50,172 So you really never had an Indian friend named mingo? 75 00:02:50,241 --> 00:02:52,355 No, ma'’am, there isn'’t much companionship in the wild. 76 00:02:52,379 --> 00:02:56,172 Believe me, when a tree falls in the forest, I hear it. 77 00:02:56,241 --> 00:02:58,965 Well, you can stay here as long as you like... 78 00:02:59,034 --> 00:03:00,862 I mean, until we get bored of each other 79 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,758 or my sister finds out. 80 00:03:02,827 --> 00:03:04,000 Look at this. 81 00:03:04,068 --> 00:03:06,689 It'’s just addressed "to my Valentine." 82 00:03:06,758 --> 00:03:08,344 And it'’s not signed. 83 00:03:08,413 --> 00:03:10,586 "Dear Valentine, I wish I could express in words 84 00:03:10,655 --> 00:03:12,551 how truly special you are to me." 85 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:14,896 Harvey can be so sweet. 86 00:03:14,965 --> 00:03:16,793 Sabrina, clearly this was written 87 00:03:16,862 --> 00:03:20,310 by a worldly, sophisticated, mature man. 88 00:03:20,379 --> 00:03:22,103 My monkey. 89 00:03:22,172 --> 00:03:24,620 Come on, this has lovesick adolescent written all over it. 90 00:03:24,689 --> 00:03:26,103 [Knocks on door] 91 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:28,310 Hey, good morning. Thought I could walk you to work. 92 00:03:28,379 --> 00:03:29,793 Thank you for my Valentine. 93 00:03:29,862 --> 00:03:30,862 Valentine? 94 00:03:30,931 --> 00:03:32,689 I didn'’t send you a Valentine. 95 00:03:32,758 --> 00:03:35,758 But I did get you, uh... This stick of gum. 96 00:03:35,827 --> 00:03:38,344 It'’s sugarless, and, uh, this watch. 97 00:03:38,413 --> 00:03:40,517 Okay, before I have to thank you for your high-tops, 98 00:03:40,586 --> 00:03:42,068 Valentine'’s day isn'’t until Monday. 99 00:03:42,137 --> 00:03:43,517 I knew that. 100 00:03:43,586 --> 00:03:45,103 Uh, I can'’t walk you to work 101 00:03:45,172 --> 00:03:46,862 '’cause I have to go to the mall 102 00:03:46,931 --> 00:03:50,482 and... get them to gift wrap the stuff I already got you. 103 00:03:50,551 --> 00:03:52,241 Oh, monkey, i'’m so sorry you'’re sick. 104 00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:54,344 Drink fluids. 105 00:03:54,413 --> 00:03:56,206 I love you. 106 00:03:56,275 --> 00:04:00,241 He'’s got a cold, and he'’s got no idea it'’s Valentine'’s day. 107 00:04:00,310 --> 00:04:01,655 Well, if Harvey didn'’t send it 108 00:04:01,724 --> 00:04:03,000 and Mr. Kraft didn'’t send it, 109 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:05,724 then... it must have been sent for aunt hilda. 110 00:04:05,793 --> 00:04:07,068 Sabrina, you'’re right. 111 00:04:07,137 --> 00:04:09,103 And it couldn'’t have come at a better time. 112 00:04:09,172 --> 00:04:10,758 [Whistling] Do we still have 113 00:04:10,827 --> 00:04:12,310 any of that venison left? 114 00:04:12,379 --> 00:04:15,379 It'’s a wonder she can get up in the morning. 115 00:04:15,448 --> 00:04:17,551 Aunt hilda, look what came for you in the mail... 116 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:19,862 An anonymous Valentine from some secret admirer. 117 00:04:19,931 --> 00:04:21,344 Couldn'’t be for me. 118 00:04:21,413 --> 00:04:23,068 I'’ll be up in the attic 119 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:25,827 making sure our wiring is up to code. 120 00:04:25,896 --> 00:04:29,413 She'’s breaking my heart. 121 00:04:29,482 --> 00:04:31,379 Relax, I Don'’t want your powder pouch 122 00:04:31,448 --> 00:04:32,827 or your "chaw of tobacky." 123 00:04:32,896 --> 00:04:34,689 Valentine'’s day isn'’t until Monday. 124 00:04:34,758 --> 00:04:37,517 Good, '’cause i'’m fixin'’ to make you a nice fur cap. 125 00:04:37,586 --> 00:04:39,724 If I could just trap that pesky black varmint 126 00:04:39,793 --> 00:04:41,172 I see scurrying around here. 127 00:04:41,241 --> 00:04:42,689 That'’s our family pet. 128 00:04:42,758 --> 00:04:44,620 So if you'’re thinking of trapping him... 129 00:04:44,689 --> 00:04:47,000 He loves peanut butter. 130 00:04:47,068 --> 00:04:48,137 [Chirping] 131 00:04:48,206 --> 00:04:50,000 Shut up, shut up, shut up! 132 00:04:50,068 --> 00:04:52,379 Why must you keep tormenting me? 133 00:04:52,448 --> 00:04:53,379 I'’ve got bad news. 134 00:04:53,448 --> 00:04:55,068 That insane voice in your head is you. 135 00:04:55,137 --> 00:04:56,344 No, it'’s that bird. 136 00:04:56,413 --> 00:04:58,034 I know he'’s taunting me. 137 00:04:58,103 --> 00:05:00,862 If I could just understand what he'’s saying. 138 00:05:02,379 --> 00:05:04,586 Hey, everybody, look at this pathetic tub-o-fur 139 00:05:04,655 --> 00:05:07,172 who couldn'’t catch a bird if his life depended on it. 140 00:05:07,241 --> 00:05:10,206 Now it'’s personal. 141 00:05:10,275 --> 00:05:12,482 One double vanilla latte with a dash of cinnamon 142 00:05:12,551 --> 00:05:13,551 to kick it up a notch. 143 00:05:13,586 --> 00:05:14,586 Thanks, but... 144 00:05:14,620 --> 00:05:16,862 Who needs cinnamon when I got your smile? 145 00:05:20,137 --> 00:05:21,931 The number one perk about this job... 146 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,965 Besides the low pay and bad hours... 147 00:05:24,034 --> 00:05:26,586 Is getting to flirt with every cute guy in westbridge. 148 00:05:26,655 --> 00:05:29,275 Hey, an anonymous Valentine showed up at our house today. 149 00:05:29,344 --> 00:05:30,862 Maybe it'’s from one of these guys. 150 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:33,379 You got an anonymous Valentine? 151 00:05:33,448 --> 00:05:34,896 The girl with the devoted boyfriend 152 00:05:34,965 --> 00:05:37,034 also gets the secret admirer? 153 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:38,517 And they say life isn'’t fair. 154 00:05:38,586 --> 00:05:41,620 We'’re out of fat-free muffins, 155 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:44,413 so push these calcium-rich cheese Danish. 156 00:05:44,482 --> 00:05:47,000 So, any big plans for Valentine'’s day? 157 00:05:47,068 --> 00:05:50,137 A gondola-riffic night out with Harvey... nothing special. 158 00:05:51,172 --> 00:05:52,344 Though it appears 159 00:05:52,413 --> 00:05:55,034 our Sabrina may have a secret admirer. 160 00:05:55,103 --> 00:05:56,103 Oh, really? 161 00:05:56,137 --> 00:05:57,344 Any ideas? 162 00:05:57,413 --> 00:06:00,275 Like any secret admirer, he prefers to remain anonymous. 163 00:06:02,689 --> 00:06:03,689 [Hiccups] 164 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,413 Are you okay? 165 00:06:06,482 --> 00:06:10,241 Oh! Got to stop wolfing down those pickled eggs. 166 00:06:11,965 --> 00:06:15,000 Cute and she eats like a trucker. 167 00:06:15,068 --> 00:06:17,448 Apparently, if you'’re in love with someone, 168 00:06:17,517 --> 00:06:20,896 even their involuntary muscle contractions are endearing. 169 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:23,241 There are lots of ways of trapping a bird. 170 00:06:23,310 --> 00:06:26,379 The simplest is the box- and-the-piece-of-string method. 171 00:06:26,448 --> 00:06:27,655 [Chuckling] 172 00:06:27,724 --> 00:06:30,517 What animal would be slow enough to get caught... 173 00:06:30,586 --> 00:06:33,137 Whoa! What happened? 174 00:06:33,206 --> 00:06:34,758 I Don'’t understand why you aren'’t 175 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:37,172 more interested in who sent you this Valentine. 176 00:06:37,241 --> 00:06:38,931 Because for every handsome, debonair man 177 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,310 that might have sent it, 178 00:06:40,379 --> 00:06:42,424 there'’s a guy named Chester with a plate in his head. 179 00:06:42,448 --> 00:06:44,482 I just want to see you happy. 180 00:06:44,551 --> 00:06:46,000 I couldn'’t be happier. 181 00:06:46,068 --> 00:06:47,689 Now, if you'’ll excuse me, 182 00:06:47,758 --> 00:06:49,172 i'’ll be up in the attic. 183 00:06:49,241 --> 00:06:50,551 While you'’re up there, 184 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:52,689 could you grab me some buckshot, honeybee? 185 00:06:52,758 --> 00:06:54,598 I want to show Salem here how to load a musket. 186 00:06:54,655 --> 00:06:58,517 I think honeybee'’s got some '’splaining to do. 187 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:00,655 What does "stay in the attic" mean to you? 188 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:01,965 Don'’t worry... your cat said 189 00:07:02,034 --> 00:07:03,862 he'’d warn me at the first sign of trouble. 190 00:07:03,931 --> 00:07:05,827 Watch out. Here they come. 191 00:07:05,896 --> 00:07:07,620 Hilda, I can'’t believe... 192 00:07:07,689 --> 00:07:09,665 Hold on, you wouldn'’t want to hurt a person who... 193 00:07:09,689 --> 00:07:13,206 Someone apparently loves very much. 194 00:07:13,275 --> 00:07:14,896 Hey. 195 00:07:14,965 --> 00:07:17,172 Hope you'’re not still mad about Valentine'’s day, 196 00:07:17,241 --> 00:07:20,758 but I brought you a chocolate kiss and a real one. 197 00:07:20,827 --> 00:07:22,448 [Hiccups] 198 00:07:22,517 --> 00:07:25,689 Number one cure for hiccups... Spoonful of sugar. 199 00:07:25,758 --> 00:07:27,793 Yes, but only the special sugar we have at home. 200 00:07:27,862 --> 00:07:29,000 See ya. 201 00:07:31,655 --> 00:07:32,965 She'’s still mad. 202 00:07:33,034 --> 00:07:36,620 This weekend i'’m buying myself a calendar. 203 00:07:36,689 --> 00:07:39,000 Even though our paths only crossed for an instant, 204 00:07:39,068 --> 00:07:41,758 you'’ll always have a special place in my heart. 205 00:07:41,827 --> 00:07:43,482 Ditto. 206 00:07:47,689 --> 00:07:50,965 Boy, i'’m really going to miss him. 207 00:07:51,034 --> 00:07:52,310 And now i'’m done. 208 00:07:52,379 --> 00:07:53,931 Do you want to get pedicures? 209 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,689 You know, you should never have broken 210 00:07:55,758 --> 00:07:56,758 the other realm rules 211 00:07:56,827 --> 00:07:58,758 and kept him up in the attic all that time. 212 00:07:58,827 --> 00:08:00,724 The basement was moldy. 213 00:08:00,793 --> 00:08:03,137 And now you'’re all alone. 214 00:08:03,206 --> 00:08:04,931 Oh, you poor dear. 215 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Interesting. 216 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:08,482 You were less irritating when you were angry. 217 00:08:08,551 --> 00:08:10,758 You are so brave. 218 00:08:10,827 --> 00:08:13,310 I am not going to rest 219 00:08:13,379 --> 00:08:15,896 until I find out who sent you this Valentine. 220 00:08:15,965 --> 00:08:17,379 How are you going to do that? 221 00:08:17,448 --> 00:08:19,206 Interview every guy i'’ve ever dated? 222 00:08:20,310 --> 00:08:22,000 Excuse me. 223 00:08:23,931 --> 00:08:25,379 All right, all right. 224 00:08:25,448 --> 00:08:28,620 All the as over by the cash register, please, 225 00:08:28,689 --> 00:08:30,724 and have your handwriting samples out 226 00:08:30,793 --> 00:08:32,172 and ready for analysis. 227 00:08:32,241 --> 00:08:34,827 I know this isn'’t the point of this exercise, 228 00:08:34,896 --> 00:08:37,827 but some of these guys owe me money, too. 229 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:38,689 It'’s not fair. 230 00:08:38,758 --> 00:08:40,000 I haven'’t used my magic, 231 00:08:40,068 --> 00:08:41,310 I haven'’t done a spell, 232 00:08:41,379 --> 00:08:42,965 I haven'’t disobeyed my aunts, 233 00:08:43,034 --> 00:08:45,482 and yet i'’m hiccuping sparkly pink hearts. 234 00:08:45,551 --> 00:08:47,896 Yep, life'’s just one big adventure. 235 00:08:47,965 --> 00:08:51,862 And speaking of adventure, come with me deep into the bush 236 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:54,344 as we stalk the elusive dickey bird. 237 00:08:54,413 --> 00:08:56,586 Sometimes I think you actually work at being annoying. 238 00:08:56,655 --> 00:08:58,448 No, not really. 239 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:01,551 So that was a dead end, 240 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:04,068 but I think, if we systematically retrace your steps 241 00:09:04,137 --> 00:09:05,551 over the last three months... 242 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:08,551 Sometimes I think you actually work at being annoying. 243 00:09:08,620 --> 00:09:10,275 No, not really. 244 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,517 Where have you been? 245 00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:16,034 Sweaty brow, panicked expression, 246 00:09:16,103 --> 00:09:17,838 frantically looking through the magic book... 247 00:09:17,862 --> 00:09:19,622 Just what every parent wants to come home to. 248 00:09:19,655 --> 00:09:20,344 Look. 249 00:09:20,413 --> 00:09:22,620 [Hiccups] 250 00:09:22,689 --> 00:09:24,448 Sabrina, this looks serious. 251 00:09:24,517 --> 00:09:26,137 What'’s the matter with you? 252 00:09:26,206 --> 00:09:27,620 It'’s a very funny story. 253 00:09:27,689 --> 00:09:28,758 I Don'’t know! 254 00:09:28,827 --> 00:09:30,827 You put Sabrina to bed; I'’ll call cupid. 255 00:09:30,896 --> 00:09:32,344 Cupid? Cupid. 256 00:09:32,413 --> 00:09:33,872 He handles all heart-related matters... 257 00:09:33,896 --> 00:09:35,379 Literal or figurative. 258 00:09:35,448 --> 00:09:37,448 And who gives the second opinion, the easter bunny? 259 00:09:40,137 --> 00:09:41,724 What'’s with the getup, bwana? 260 00:09:41,793 --> 00:09:43,793 I'’m going big-game hunting. 261 00:09:43,862 --> 00:09:46,137 Looks like a big game doodied on your hat. 262 00:09:46,206 --> 00:09:49,517 Yeah? Well, it happened to Hemingway all the time. 263 00:09:49,586 --> 00:09:52,448 Wow. Your heart'’s beating louder[Heart beating loudly] 264 00:09:52,517 --> 00:09:55,413 Than the bass on a deadhead'’s boom box. 265 00:09:55,482 --> 00:09:56,551 Oh, I can'’t imagine why. 266 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:57,896 My anxiety level is 267 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,734 in "there aren'’t enough lifeboats" territory. 268 00:09:59,758 --> 00:10:02,344 Finally. Where'’s cupid? 269 00:10:02,413 --> 00:10:04,251 Well, cupid'’s a little backed up with Valentine'’s day, 270 00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:06,172 so he had to send his assistant. 271 00:10:06,241 --> 00:10:07,344 Where'’s the patient? 272 00:10:07,413 --> 00:10:08,689 Roland? 273 00:10:08,758 --> 00:10:10,275 Okay, you'’ve scared me, 274 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:12,000 but i'’ve still got the hiccups. 275 00:10:12,068 --> 00:10:13,458 You know, some people collect stamps. 276 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:15,241 Other people seem to collect jobs. 277 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:18,275 Helping people find love is my true calling. 278 00:10:18,344 --> 00:10:20,206 Plus, I already had the outfit. 279 00:10:20,275 --> 00:10:22,344 So, what seems to be the problem? 280 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:23,827 Well, my heart is racing, 281 00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:26,482 i'’m hiccuping valentines, and you'’re in my bedroom. 282 00:10:26,551 --> 00:10:28,310 How can you make all three go away? 283 00:10:28,379 --> 00:10:30,000 Oh, Sabrina, calm down. 284 00:10:30,068 --> 00:10:31,079 I'’m sure Roland can help. 285 00:10:31,103 --> 00:10:32,896 Sorry. I meant that to sound sincere. 286 00:10:34,206 --> 00:10:35,310 [Chirping] 287 00:10:35,379 --> 00:10:37,827 Now you mock me in front of my family? 288 00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:39,000 Why, you... 289 00:10:39,827 --> 00:10:41,000 Salem, no! 290 00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:42,379 [Grunting, thud] 291 00:10:42,448 --> 00:10:44,965 My spleen! 292 00:10:45,034 --> 00:10:48,137 Oh. I'’m okay! 293 00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:49,700 Uh, he'’s got nine lives, people, and i'’m working on 294 00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:51,379 the only one I got over here. 295 00:10:51,448 --> 00:10:53,448 Well, I really won'’t know anything 296 00:10:53,517 --> 00:10:54,758 until I open her up. 297 00:10:54,827 --> 00:10:55,827 Open me up? 298 00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:57,620 I may be the only one concerned here, 299 00:10:57,689 --> 00:10:59,965 but he'’s not a real doctor and i'’m a bleeder. 300 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,896 The key to your heart. 301 00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:03,758 No, that'’s to the Volvo. 302 00:11:04,827 --> 00:11:06,655 Here it is. 303 00:11:10,034 --> 00:11:11,068 Allow me. 304 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:12,482 What are you going to do? 305 00:11:12,551 --> 00:11:14,103 I knew I should have gotten the club. 306 00:11:14,172 --> 00:11:16,931 Zelda: There'’s the problem. 307 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,068 Your heart is made of Valentine'’s candy. 308 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,517 Oh, good. 309 00:11:20,586 --> 00:11:23,206 I was afraid it was going to be something serious. 310 00:11:26,931 --> 00:11:29,241 Okay, so, I have a heart that'’s made of Valentine candy 311 00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:31,275 that says, "be mine. No, be mine." 312 00:11:31,344 --> 00:11:32,862 Why is this happening to me? 313 00:11:32,931 --> 00:11:34,251 I eat oat bran.[Hinges squeaking] 314 00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:35,838 Not a huge priority, but you might think 315 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,079 about getting your hinges oiled. 316 00:11:37,103 --> 00:11:38,896 Well, Roland, Don'’t just stand there 317 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,148 fingering your tunic; Help her. 318 00:11:40,172 --> 00:11:42,689 I'’ll see what I can find in the magic book. 319 00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:44,689 I remember this from the training manual. 320 00:11:44,758 --> 00:11:46,310 Your condition is very serious. 321 00:11:46,379 --> 00:11:48,413 You must follow my instructions precisely. 322 00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:49,689 What do I have to do? 323 00:11:49,758 --> 00:11:50,793 First, take my hand. 324 00:11:50,862 --> 00:11:52,103 Then what? 325 00:11:52,172 --> 00:11:53,310 Be patient. 326 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,724 [Humming] 327 00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:57,217 Is this supposed to make me feel better? 328 00:11:57,241 --> 00:11:59,068 I Don'’t know about you, but i'’m in heaven. 329 00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:00,482 Get out. 330 00:12:00,551 --> 00:12:02,655 What do you want from me? I'’m just a temp. 331 00:12:02,724 --> 00:12:04,448 These wings aren'’t even real. 332 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,413 Here it is. 333 00:12:07,482 --> 00:12:09,551 Candy heart syndrome. 334 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:11,655 Well, Roland was right about one thing. 335 00:12:11,724 --> 00:12:13,379 Your condition is quite serious. 336 00:12:13,448 --> 00:12:15,655 "A witch gets it only around Valentine'’s day 337 00:12:15,724 --> 00:12:17,862 when two mortals are vying for her heart." 338 00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:19,379 Two? What two? 339 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,379 Harvey'’s the only one vying for my heart... 340 00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:23,241 Well, at least before it was chewable. 341 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,413 There must be someone else. 342 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,344 Hilda, i'’m so sorry... 343 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:29,689 But this means that that Valentine wasn'’t for you. 344 00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:31,206 It was for Sabrina. 345 00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:33,724 [Deadpan voice]: Oh, no. I'’m crushed. I can'’t go on. 346 00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:37,241 Smirk, though your heart is breaking. 347 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:38,976 Oh, yeah, you know, aunt hilda'’s problem'’s 348 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,310 a lot more monumental than the girl with the candy heart. 349 00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:42,862 Yeah. It'’s true. Sabrina'’s right. 350 00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:45,517 We have to focus all of our attention and support on her. 351 00:12:45,586 --> 00:12:46,586 All of it. 352 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:48,206 Salem: Help! Emergency! 353 00:12:48,275 --> 00:12:49,206 Come quick! 354 00:12:49,275 --> 00:12:50,482 Be right back. 355 00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:52,034 It did sound dire. 356 00:12:52,103 --> 00:12:54,862 Well, no one can say they coddle me. 357 00:12:54,931 --> 00:12:57,206 [Sobbing] 358 00:12:57,275 --> 00:12:59,206 Salem, what'’s the matter? 359 00:12:59,275 --> 00:13:01,379 I killed him. 360 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,068 I landed on him when I fell out of the tree. 361 00:13:04,137 --> 00:13:06,241 All I wanted to do was scare, humiliate, 362 00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:08,172 and emotionally scar him for life. 363 00:13:08,241 --> 00:13:09,724 I didn'’t want to hurt him. 364 00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:12,551 He'’s still breathing. 365 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:14,586 Do birdie cpr... stat. 366 00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:17,241 One, two, three, four, five. 367 00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:18,413 Breathe. 368 00:13:18,482 --> 00:13:19,241 [Sighs] 369 00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:20,586 Sorry to keep harping 370 00:13:20,655 --> 00:13:21,862 about this, but... 371 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,596 It says in this book that my symptoms are going 372 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:26,034 to get progressively worse over the next couple of hours. 373 00:13:26,103 --> 00:13:27,379 How can they get any worse? 374 00:13:27,448 --> 00:13:28,793 [Heart beating loudly] 375 00:13:28,862 --> 00:13:30,862 Well, that'’s one way. 376 00:13:30,931 --> 00:13:34,517 Do you think anyone will believe I have a live ferret in my bra? 377 00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:36,310 He'’s alive![Bird chirping] 378 00:13:36,379 --> 00:13:38,068 Thank you, big guy. 379 00:13:38,137 --> 00:13:40,310 Okay, next crisis. 380 00:13:40,379 --> 00:13:42,862 Sabrina, you'’ve got to stop one of those mortals 381 00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:44,310 from vying for your heart. 382 00:13:44,379 --> 00:13:46,724 If you Don'’t, you'’ll become cold and heartless 383 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,000 and unable to love anyone. 384 00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:49,172 Not even Harvey. 385 00:13:49,241 --> 00:13:50,275 What? But how can I get 386 00:13:50,344 --> 00:13:52,206 a complete stranger to stop liking me? 387 00:13:52,275 --> 00:13:54,931 I know, I got to figure out who sent me that Valentine. 388 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,655 I have an idea. 389 00:13:56,724 --> 00:13:58,965 We'’ll check out every boy you ever met. 390 00:13:59,034 --> 00:14:00,241 Oh, no. We'’re not going 391 00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:02,655 through that again. 392 00:14:02,724 --> 00:14:04,827 I suppose you have a better idea. 393 00:14:04,896 --> 00:14:06,827 Yes, i'’m calling in a Valentine expert. 394 00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:09,344 No! 395 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,206 Did you not hear me say, "no!"? 396 00:14:11,275 --> 00:14:14,379 Well, if it isn'’t the girls from ungrateful junction. 397 00:14:14,448 --> 00:14:16,689 Can'’t handle this one without me, huh? 398 00:14:16,758 --> 00:14:18,862 Is there some extra fee we can pay 399 00:14:18,931 --> 00:14:20,655 for you to drop the attitude? 400 00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:22,206 Just tell me who sent this Valentine. 401 00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:25,448 Give me one good reason why I should help you do anything. 402 00:14:25,517 --> 00:14:28,344 Because if you Don'’t, your wings will no longer be on your back 403 00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:30,793 but someplace much more uncomfortable. 404 00:14:30,862 --> 00:14:33,758 Oh, well, I guess we have a deal then. 405 00:14:37,758 --> 00:14:39,655 Old cherub party trick. 406 00:14:43,206 --> 00:14:44,241 Josh? 407 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:46,137 Josh is my secret admirer? 408 00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:48,206 And he still only pays me $5.25 an hour? 409 00:14:48,275 --> 00:14:50,310 Well, there'’s a little matter of my fee. 410 00:14:50,379 --> 00:14:53,482 Sabrina, you have to find Josh and get him 411 00:14:53,551 --> 00:14:55,137 to stop liking you. 412 00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:57,166 Unless you want to be the kind of person who wears 413 00:14:57,206 --> 00:14:58,562 their heart on their sleeve, literally. 414 00:14:58,586 --> 00:15:00,241 Hey, look, it stopped. 415 00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:02,206 I must be getting better. 416 00:15:02,275 --> 00:15:03,517 [Music playing] 417 00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:04,976 I know i'’m going to regret asking this, 418 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,448 but what'’s that music? 419 00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:08,103 I think it'’s Jack Benny'’s 420 00:15:08,172 --> 00:15:09,482 old theme song, "love in bloom." 421 00:15:09,551 --> 00:15:12,413 ♪ You know it isn'’t a dream ♪ 422 00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:14,344 ♪ it'’s love in bloom. ♪ 423 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,172 [Imitating Benny]: Now, cut that out. 424 00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:19,517 Okay, so the consensus is, i'’m notgetting better. 425 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,344 Josh, I need to talk to you. 426 00:15:21,413 --> 00:15:22,965 Hey, you'’re back. 427 00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:24,827 Got that esophagus under control? 428 00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:25,793 [Music playing] 429 00:15:25,862 --> 00:15:27,241 What'’s with the cheesy muzak? 430 00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:28,896 I thought the stereo was busted. 431 00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:30,620 Can I use your jacket? 432 00:15:30,689 --> 00:15:32,137 I'’m a little chilled. 433 00:15:32,206 --> 00:15:34,655 I'’ll bring it right back. 434 00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:36,448 [Music muffled] 435 00:15:36,517 --> 00:15:37,551 Okay, now it stopped. 436 00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:38,655 Am I going crazy? 437 00:15:38,724 --> 00:15:40,068 No, youare. 438 00:15:40,137 --> 00:15:42,241 What'’s with the jackets? 439 00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:43,827 Uh, kleptomania... 440 00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:45,517 One of my many obnoxious qualities. 441 00:15:45,586 --> 00:15:48,000 You Don'’t have any obnoxious qualities. 442 00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:50,103 Sure, I do. Dozens. 443 00:15:50,172 --> 00:15:51,448 I can... 444 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:52,793 Well, there... 445 00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:54,344 I can be so... 446 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,344 Cute? 447 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,862 Really? You think so? 448 00:15:56,931 --> 00:15:58,758 No, no, no, no. No, no. Never. 449 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,482 I am so the opposite of cute. 450 00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:04,103 Curses! Done in by my own cuteness 451 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,965 and lack of obnoxious qualities. 452 00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:08,310 Well, if I can'’t get him to stop liking me, 453 00:16:08,379 --> 00:16:10,517 i'’ll just get him to like someone else. 454 00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:13,344 Hey, um, Josh, have you ever noticed... 455 00:16:13,413 --> 00:16:15,586 ♪ It'’s love in bloom! ♪ 456 00:16:16,827 --> 00:16:18,655 Well, well, have you? 457 00:16:18,724 --> 00:16:20,620 [Monitor beeping rhythmically] 458 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,034 Salem: Is there anything else I can do? 459 00:16:23,103 --> 00:16:24,793 Fluff your pillow? 460 00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:26,517 Regurgitate a worm? 461 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,724 [Chirping] 462 00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:30,206 No! No more TV for you... 463 00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:32,620 Not since you flatlined during popular. 464 00:16:32,689 --> 00:16:34,551 Do you believe in love at first sight? 465 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:35,931 Maybe. 466 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,275 Yeah, sure. I guess i'’m something of a romantic. 467 00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:39,344 Great. 468 00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:40,655 Hey, come here. 469 00:16:40,724 --> 00:16:42,413 What do you think? Do you see love? 470 00:16:42,482 --> 00:16:44,965 No, but I do see a very terrified customer. 471 00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:49,827 ♪ Oh, no, it isn'’t the spring, it'’s love in bloom. ♪ 472 00:16:49,896 --> 00:16:51,137 Sabrina, are you okay? 473 00:16:51,206 --> 00:16:52,586 Yeah, fine. Oh, what about her? 474 00:16:52,655 --> 00:16:53,931 She'’s cute. 475 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,931 ♪ It'’s love in bloom. ♪ 476 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,120 What'’s the matter with you? 477 00:16:57,172 --> 00:16:58,320 Why do you keep singing that song? 478 00:16:58,344 --> 00:17:00,275 I'’m a crazy, insane person... The kind of person 479 00:17:00,344 --> 00:17:02,931 no one would ever have a secret crush on, wouldn'’t you agree? 480 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,172 Not really. 481 00:17:04,241 --> 00:17:05,941 But maybe you should take the rest of the day off. 482 00:17:05,965 --> 00:17:07,793 Relax, get some sleep... 483 00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:09,172 Learn a new song. 484 00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:14,655 The color'’s coming back to his beak. 485 00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:16,413 The insurance companies are right. 486 00:17:16,482 --> 00:17:19,172 Untrained and unqualified people cantreat the sick. 487 00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:20,172 [Phone rings] 488 00:17:20,241 --> 00:17:21,172 Hello. 489 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,241 Sabrina: Hey, it'’s me. 490 00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:24,344 I just wanted to let you know the music stopped. 491 00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:25,896 Oh, that'’s great. 492 00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:27,172 [Bird chirping] 493 00:17:27,241 --> 00:17:28,965 Oh, is that stupid feather-butt dead yet? 494 00:17:29,034 --> 00:17:31,137 When he finally kicks it, make sure you flush him. 495 00:17:31,206 --> 00:17:33,551 Sabrina, are you all right? 496 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,206 Hey, watch it, buddy. 497 00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:37,206 Not everybody likes dogs. 498 00:17:37,275 --> 00:17:41,103 I swear, the blind think the world owes them something. 499 00:17:41,172 --> 00:17:43,310 Something'’s wrong. Oh, you think? 500 00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:45,827 Look, I Don'’t have time to keep yappin'’ with you broads. 501 00:17:45,896 --> 00:17:47,907 I got to go talk to Josh; I'’ve been way too nice to him. 502 00:17:47,931 --> 00:17:49,310 I got to tell the pathetic loser 503 00:17:49,379 --> 00:17:51,862 that he'’s got to get a grip and move on. 504 00:17:51,931 --> 00:17:53,586 Sabrina, wait.[Dial tone] 505 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,103 Oh, no. 506 00:17:55,172 --> 00:17:56,758 Sabrina'’s becoming heartless. 507 00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:58,413 If we Don'’t do something soon, 508 00:17:58,482 --> 00:18:00,275 she'’ll be unable to love anyone. 509 00:18:00,344 --> 00:18:02,862 We'’ve got to get Josh to stop liking Sabrina. 510 00:18:02,931 --> 00:18:05,068 I think we both know what we have to do. 511 00:18:05,137 --> 00:18:06,517 If you must, you must. 512 00:18:08,448 --> 00:18:11,344 This is really going to cost you this time. 513 00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:13,758 Hey, Juan valdez, we need to talk. 514 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:15,620 Sabrina, how'’s your stomach? 515 00:18:15,689 --> 00:18:17,172 I brought you another kiss. 516 00:18:17,241 --> 00:18:19,068 Well, they never said which boy 517 00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:20,551 I had to make stop liking me. 518 00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:22,965 Wait, Roland, 519 00:18:23,034 --> 00:18:24,631 you can'’t go in there dressed like that. 520 00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:27,103 College place... 521 00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:28,896 I'’ve got just the outfit! 522 00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:31,482 Oh, yeah... 523 00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:34,206 The wings would have been much less noticeable. 524 00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:35,517 Look, there'’s Sabrina. 525 00:18:35,586 --> 00:18:37,000 Oh, no. She'’s with Harvey. 526 00:18:37,068 --> 00:18:38,620 I hope we'’re not too late. 527 00:18:38,689 --> 00:18:40,413 Wow. Sure is an awfully long list 528 00:18:40,482 --> 00:18:42,275 of things you Don'’t like about me. 529 00:18:42,344 --> 00:18:44,517 Did I mention "stating the obvious"? 530 00:18:44,586 --> 00:18:45,758 Zelda: There'’s Josh. 531 00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:46,758 Shoot him. 532 00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:48,310 He has to stop liking Sabrina. 533 00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:50,379 What... and clear the way for farm boy? 534 00:18:50,448 --> 00:18:51,931 Are you kidding? 535 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,827 I'’ve been waiting for Sabrina to tell him off for years. 536 00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:56,724 Sabrina, what'’s the matter with you? 537 00:18:56,793 --> 00:18:59,137 Why are you saying all this? Don'’t you love me? 538 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,586 Love? Ha! 539 00:19:00,655 --> 00:19:01,862 What'’s love? 540 00:19:01,931 --> 00:19:04,000 No, everything is just fine. 541 00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:06,241 If I can'’t have Sabrina, nobody can. 542 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:08,965 I Don'’t love... I Don'’t love... 543 00:19:09,034 --> 00:19:11,068 If you won'’t do your job, then I will. 544 00:19:11,137 --> 00:19:12,482 [Blowing] 545 00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:18,000 I Don'’t love anyone but you. 546 00:19:19,586 --> 00:19:21,275 Hi. I'’m Josh, capricorn. 547 00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:24,793 I enjoy long walks, foreign films and your eyes. 548 00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:28,137 You did that on purpose. 549 00:19:28,206 --> 00:19:30,689 A frivolous rebound is exactly what you need. 550 00:19:30,758 --> 00:19:33,000 What I need is to be an only child. 551 00:19:33,068 --> 00:19:34,586 Tell me everything about you. 552 00:19:34,655 --> 00:19:35,965 Don'’t leave anything out. 553 00:19:36,034 --> 00:19:37,275 I'’m already fascinated. 554 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,103 Okay, junior. 555 00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:40,379 I'’m so sorry. 556 00:19:40,448 --> 00:19:42,482 It must have been a weird reaction to that... 557 00:19:42,551 --> 00:19:44,655 Special sugar at my house; Can you forgive me? 558 00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:46,275 Of course. 559 00:19:46,344 --> 00:19:48,689 I knew it couldn'’t really be you. 560 00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:51,931 You have the biggest heart of anyone I know. 561 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,827 Roland: Hey, farm boy. 562 00:19:53,896 --> 00:19:55,000 Roland?! 563 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,724 What'’s your cousin doing here? 564 00:19:56,793 --> 00:19:58,655 This. Roland! 565 00:19:58,724 --> 00:20:00,379 Are you okay? 566 00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:04,413 Ms. Spellman, I never realized 567 00:20:04,482 --> 00:20:08,103 what a devastatingly attractive woman you are. 568 00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:09,241 Or that i'’d ever use 569 00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:12,241 the word "devastatingly" in a sentence. 570 00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:13,793 Happy Valentine'’s day! 571 00:20:13,862 --> 00:20:16,931 And now it'’s time for the Valentine'’s day massacre. 572 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,068 Oh, Aurora borealis. 573 00:20:24,137 --> 00:20:27,206 Look at the stars, Harvey. 574 00:20:27,275 --> 00:20:30,034 I'’d rather see them reflected in your eyes. 575 00:20:32,517 --> 00:20:33,896 Come on, what are you, 576 00:20:33,965 --> 00:20:36,586 three, four years older than me, tops? 577 00:20:36,655 --> 00:20:38,517 Try 597. 578 00:20:38,586 --> 00:20:40,172 Love can overcome that. 579 00:20:40,241 --> 00:20:42,241 Can I peel you another grape? 580 00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:43,586 Whatever. 581 00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:48,896 Well, thank you for the worst Valentine'’s day of my life. 582 00:20:48,965 --> 00:20:50,689 House calls are pricey. 583 00:20:50,758 --> 00:20:52,344 Besides, like I told you, 584 00:20:52,413 --> 00:20:54,793 everything will go back to normal after tonight. 585 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,344 Milk dud? 586 00:20:56,413 --> 00:20:59,034 [Bird chirping] 587 00:20:59,103 --> 00:21:01,103 Sing us a song of love. 588 00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:03,206 Sabrina, to paraphrase 589 00:21:03,275 --> 00:21:05,724 the great rod mckuen, love is like... 590 00:21:05,793 --> 00:21:07,724 [Yelling] 42376

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