All language subtitles for Sabrina.The.Teenage.Witch.S04E13.Now.You.See.Her.Now.You.Dont.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-squalor_track3_[eng]

Oh, good, you'’re here.

I know things have
been a little slow lately,

but I have made a decision

that is going to
change our business

in a profound way.

You'’re getting out of clocks

and into something
that makes sense.

Salem: I got it.

Designer cat food.

No, and fat chance, tubby.

I have something
in the storeroom

that is going to have
a line of customers

snaking around the block.

Ta-da!

Well, i'’m sure I
speak for everyone

when I say "creepy."

Well, there'’ll certainly be a
nice deduction come tax time.

All right, i'’ll give you
one more chance.

Salem, what do you think?

Let me be delicate.

Those clocks are awful.

Is that so?

I-I mean, awful good.

Look over there.

No, over there! No, over there!

[Whimpering]: Oh, change me
back or take me to wimbledon.

♪

♪ Secrets

♪ you'’re never gonna know ♪

♪ you'’re never gonna get it ♪

♪ nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

♪ secrets, secrets

♪ secrets.

♪

So, are you buying a new
dress for the snowflake ball?

No, i'’ve already got
plenty that are fine

for loitering awkwardly
around the punch bowl,

and that'’s all Harvey and
I ever do at those things.

P.A. announcer:
Your attention, please.

The finalists for the king and
queen of the snowflake ball are:

Gracie charters and Dan Kael,

Jean huang and hans tercek,

and Sabrina spellman
and Harvey kinkle.

You know, i'’ve won
lots of academic prizes,

but never anything
as meaningless

as a popularity contest.

Do you think Harvey
and I have a shot?

Well, they say the
cutest couple always wins.

But those girls are really cute.

You and Harvey are cute, too.

Right. We'’ll just be ourselves

and let the chips
fall where they may,

and i'’ll just take
the high road.

But while i'’m taking it,

I may as well do it
in a killer new dress.

Zelda, i'’ve got bad news.

Uh-oh, is Salem running
five minutes fast again?

No, I just found out

that one of those gigantic
everything emporium stores

is going to open
outside of town.

Oh, one of those
great discount places?

They have a huge
selection of clothing

and appliances and...

[Gasps]: Clocks.

And I really love this place.

I was hoping to
struggle for a few years

and then file for chapter 11.

Oh, hilda, Don'’t overreact.

It'’s probably just a rumor.

Do you want to start
boarding up the windows

or should I?

Hey, Josh, do you think
i'’d look good in this dress?

I mean, you can'’t see the
outline of myliver, though.

Why do women do
this to themselves?

Sabrina, you'’re
smart, you'’re beautiful.

Tell me, what does this
girl have that you Don'’t?

You mean besides
millions of dollars

and an abusive
rock-star boyfriend?

That'’s what'’s wrong
with our society.

See, we emphasize
beauty to such a degree,

it'’s downright unhealthy.

Hey, look, a pill
to stop hair loss.

Hey, Salem.

Want to see the dress
that'’s going to get me elected

queen of the snowflake ball?

Put it on.

But I should warn
you, I can be catty.

It'’s the only one they
had; Isn'’t it perfect?

Except for the fact that
it'’s one size too small.

I see.

In your world "perfect"
means "doesn'’t fit."

And since it'’s an
other realm original,

it can'’t be altered.

Really? Now I know
why the other realm

trails behind Paris
as the fashion capital.

Okay, well, if I
can'’t alter the dress,

i'’ll alter myself.

I'’ll diet.

I'’ve never done it before,
but how hard can it be?

Yeah, the fact that
weight-loss products

comprise a
billion-dollar industry

is probably just a
funny coincidence.

Good morning, Sabrina.

How would you like your eggs?

Oh, as far away
from me as possible.

I'’m on a diet so I
can fit in my new dress

and be elected queen
of the snowflake ball.

Hmm, and if you can
go down two dress sizes,

you can get into an
Ivy league school.

You'’re fine just
the way you are.

Fine?

Harvey and I are competing

with two other
really cute couples.

Fine is going to come in third.

Well, at least let me give you

one of these
whole-grain muffins.

Oh, come on.

Think of chewing as
an aerobic exercise.

Ugh... just holding this muffin
is making me feel bloated.

Huh?

[Munching]

One man'’s trash, baby.

One, two, three, four,

their prices are low, but
their morals are lower!

Well, once again,
you'’re overreacting.

Overreacting gets results!

I am simply exercising
my right to free speech.

Uh-huh, and the rotten fruit?

Visual aids.

Hilda, i'’ve made an
appointment for you

with the president of
the everything emporium

to sit down and
discuss the matter,

if you'’d like to try
the mature approach.

Fine. I just hope I can
return that cow manure.

What are the odds
that the cafeteria

would have the
bacon cheeseburgers

and chocolate sundaes
on the same day?

I know, it'’s like
winning the lottery.

Did you misplace your entree?

No. I'’m trying to lose weight,

so I can fit in my new dress.

The dress that'’s
going to make us a lock

for king and queen.

Good. So we'’re
both doing our part.

What'’s yours,
eating like Henry viii?

Don'’t pretend like you
haven'’t noticed my mustache.

Oh, I see it.

No, that'’s just a shadow.

[Low gurgling]

Does anyone else hear
that strange buzzing sound?

Yes.

Like the low hum
of an incoming b-52.

Are we at war?

[Low gurgling]

Uh, you know, I think
it'’s that darn sophomore

with the deviated septum.

He must have closed
his mouth again.

Sabrina, could you come up here?

I think I might have an antacid.

What flavor? Can I have two?

I always carry the essentials.

Let'’s see.

No, that one'’s for leprosy.

So, thanks for taking time
out of your busy schedule

to meet with me.

Hand me that towel, will you?

[Phone rings] What?

Fire him.

Your son? He'’s not a closer.

Anyway, I hoped
if I could tell you

what a wonderful
place my clock shop is,

you would find it in
your heart to spare it.

[Chuckling]:
Th-that'’s a good one.

Spare it!

Oh, who sent you
in here, huh? Artie?

You'’re serious, aren'’t you?

You really think there'’s
anything you could tell me

to keep me from
squashing you like a bug?

We put a lot of effort into
our selection of timepieces.

Oh, well, in that case,

i'’ll tell you what
i'’m going to do.

I'’m going to count
all the way to three

before I call security.

Before I go, could I just
make one little point?

Oh, look who'’s been downsized.

This stinks.

I'’ve been dieting
for a whole half a day

and I haven'’t
even lost a pound.

Sabrina, I found that
the key to losing weight

is eating the right foods.

Who are you channeling?

The other day I saw
you put sugar on bacon.

Leanbacon.

There'’s got to be
something in here

that will help me
fit in my dress.

Hey, look at this ad.

"Thanks to blubber-be-gone,

I lost 50 pounds in three days."

That'’s ridiculous.

What'’d he do, lop off a leg?

Here goes.

"Thin my thighs, lose my roll,

make me skinnier
than manute bol."

Ooh!

I see you called me
in the Nick of time.

I did?

Losing weight the blubber-
be-gone way is easy.

Whenever you'’re hungry,

instead of eating food,

just mix yourself a shake.

Taste?

Not bad, although
I still prefer ipecac.

Salem: Excuse me, but
I think we'’ve met before.

Weren'’t you selling

that turn-your-eye-gunk-
into-gold kit a few years ago?

No, that must have
been my brother.

Happy dieting.

This is great.

I'’m going to lose weight,

i'’m going to look fantastic
in my new special dress

and i'’ll be elected
queen of the ball.

Right.

And one of these days,

my pink eye is
going to pay off big.

Oh, no.

Woman'’s pump at 10:00.

Oh, so how does it
feel being the, uh...

Little guy?

What'’s that?

Earthquake?

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Blech!

And now, for the
moment of truth.

It fits!

The shakes worked.

Hi, there.

I thought you might like
to try our new flavors.

Gaunt grape and
lean, mean nectarine.

Thanks, but I lost
all the weight I had to.

I Don'’t need any more shakes.

You really think so?

You guys must
work on commission.

As you can plainly see,

I... [gasps]

Look awful.

I'’ll take two cases.

Quick, before the
firemen have to come

and cut me out of my bedroom!

Hey, by the way, how
did your meeting go

with the president of
everything emporium?

Not bad.

At first, it wasn'’t going well,

but then he had
a... Metamorphosis.

Either you'’re up
to something, or...

No, that'’s it.

You'’re up to something.

Mmm, Sabrina, you'’ve
got to try these croissants.

They'’re just like
grandma used to make.

Well, not my grandma,

but someone'’s grandma
who knew how to bake.

No, thanks.

I had a raisin earlier
and, boy, am I stuffed.

Sabrina, you'’re
looking awfully skinny.

You'’re not still on
that diet, are you?

Me? No, i'’m fine.

Hey, do I see a
little scalp up there?

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

Don'’t tell me.

I'’ve inherited
the spellman gene

for a keister the
size of Manhattan.

Oh, I knew it.

It was just some sort of spell.

And yet the insecurity
about my butt won'’t go away.

I think it'’s time to
bring back suspenders.

Sabrina, we have to talk.

Oh, well, I only
have a little while

before Harvey picks
me up for the dance

and your stern lectures
tend to eat up the clock.

Not only are these
things a scam,

but they can cause
serious side effects.

But I have to lose weight.

Like making you think
you have to lose weight.

Come here, look in the mirror.

No, not the mirror!

It'’s so cruel and unforgiving!

Not anymore.

That creepy salesman
put a spell on it,

but I deactivated it. See?

What are you talking about?

It'’s like looking at a picture
of William Howard taft.

Oh, no.

All this dieting has
affected you psychologically.

You can'’t see
that you'’re so thin,

you'’re practically sick.

Oh, well, what good is
my health if i'’m not queen?

No more shakes.

Fine! Force me to live
with this obscene obesity.

You know, aunt
Zelda is so unfair.

I know it seems unfair now,

but someday when
you'’re older and wiser,

you'’ll be able to
look back on all this

and get revenge.

Hey... one more
shake wouldn'’t hurt,

and it would be wrong to
waste perfectly good guar gum.

Hilda, here'’s an
interesting news item.

"Everything emporium
president missing."

Oh, look, Larry king

likes the new ludlum novel.

Did you have
anything to do with this?

No. Robert ludlum
has his own publicist.

Oh, you mean the everything
emporium president.

Yes. He was bugging me,
so I turned him into one.

Ginger beer?

A bug?

Hilda, you'’ve got
to change him back.

He is in a perfectly
humane situation...

now that I gave him air holes.

Sabrina: I wonder if that last
milk shake made any difference.

I certainly feel lighter.

Salem, help! I'’ve disappeared!

[Gasps]: I'’m so sorry.

Hey, twirl me around
so it looks like i'’m flying.

Sabrina: What'’s
happened?! Where am I?!

You'’ve dieted until
you'’ve disappeared.

Now i'’m starting to
wonder if you can be too rich.

There has to be a
potion in here somewhere.

You need an other realm camera.

Everyone knows those
cameras add a hundred pounds.

[Doorbell rings]

That'’s Harvey!

Order me a camera, now!

Come on, Sabrina.

We'’re not going to be able

to vote for ourselves
if we'’re late.

Self-opening door?

Cool.

Not very safe but cool.

[Running footfalls]

Has the camera arrived yet?

Yes!

Finally. Hurry up
and take my picture.

Could we take another one?

I think your eyes were closed.

Sabrina, i'’m down
here when you'’re ready!

And sorry to anyone I woke up!

Sabrina: I'’ll be right there.

Okay, everything'’s
going to be fine.

Uh-oh.

You think that happened because
we didn'’t use name-brand film?

Oh, look, it says the
camera only brings you back

for a few minutes.

So much for "take a
picture, it'’ll last longer."

And you'’ll start to flicker

whenever you'’re
about to disappear.

Like that.

Quick, take another picture.

Okay.

This time I want to get
a little more creative.

You got a wind machine handy?

Just shoot me.

Okay.

Great.

I'’m going to have to take the
camera to the dance with me

and keep having
my picture taken.

But Don'’t let anyone
else in the picture.

If people aren'’t flickering out,
they'’ll gain a hundred pounds.

And to think, I used to complain
when I got a run in my stocking.

I keep him in
a little glass jar,

which I refer to as "oz."

Uh-oh. Jailbreak.

You lost him? Oh, perfect.

Thanks to your overreacting,
I get to spend my Friday night

looking for a cockroach
with my sister.

Oh, come on.

This is stuff that
keeps us young.

Ooh! I think I see a dropping.

You look terrific.
Do you think so?

Because this is more of a standing-up
dress than a sitting-down dress.

I thought we'’d be
standing up more.

It'’s too bad your car
doesn'’t have a sunroof.

You look terrific.

So, what'’s up with the camera?

Oh, you know, I wanted

to, uh, preserve the
memories of our big night.

Uh, did you drop
your left cuff link?

What was that?

Northern lights?

[Upbeat music playing]

Sabrina, that
dress is fantastic.

Really? You Don'’t think it
makes me look too hippy?

♪

My eyes are acting weird.

Oh, I saw something
about that on 20/20.

The best thing to do
is keep them closed.

Hey, could you take my picture?

Sure.

Smile. Oh, no! Harvey!

Sorry, your eyes
always come out red.

Oh! Got him.

No, that'’s a real roach.

[Shrieks]

Wait a minute.

I know exactly what we need.

Hilda: A roach motel?

Zelda, this guy is a
captain of industry.

There'’s no way
he'’d stay at a motel.

Okay, fine.

The roach Carlton.

Nice. Except for the
faint smell of boric acid,

i'’d give it four stars.

Never seen a
camera like this before.

Just push the button, avedon.

Picture?

Mrs. Quick, no!

Mrs. Quick, we'’ve got
to get you out of here.

Now Don'’t get too upset, okay?

There'’s got to be a
simple explanation.

It'’s a bee sting, isn'’t it?

Okay.

I thought I heard
buzzing earlier,

but I attributed
it to my tinnitus.

P.A. announcer: The next dance
is for our king and queen nominees,

and then it'’s time
for everyone to vote.

Mrs. Quick, Don'’t panic, okay?

We'’re going to rush
you to the hospital.

The doctors are going
to take care of you.

Everything will be fine.

I just need one minute.

Got him.

I knew he couldn'’t resist

that thumbnail-sized toblerone.

Thank goodness.

Zap him back so we can go home.

Right.

But first a little
good-natured torture.

Hilda.

Where am I?

Um... we found you

wandering out in the street.

I-I think you may
have hit your head.

Do you feel all right?

Do you perhaps feel like

you now understand
what it'’s like

to be the little guy,

in constant fear
of unfeeling giants?

No.

I feel strong.

In fact,

I feel like I could withstand
a nuclear holocaust.

I suppose this means

you'’re going to
go ahead and build

your everything emporium now.

What? I'’m going to
climb mount Everest.

Bike across death valley.

I'’m going to eat my
weight in garbage.

Why would I want to waste my
indestructibleness on business?

See? I told you
overreacting would work!

Harvey, stop fidgeting.

Try and look like we'’re
having a good time.

I feel like all we'’re being
judged on is how we look.

How do I look?

Gorgeous.

Now will you stop
asking me that?

Stop yelling at me.

Nobody'’s going to vote for us

if it looks like
we'’re fighting.

But do I really look okay?

Okay, i'’m sorry.
Let'’s just dance.

Got to go.

Dreama, have you seen my camera?

No, but you can use mine.

Look for it, please.

Something tells me this is
about more than a camera.

Thank you for
helping me back here.

My pleasure.

I-I was feeling a
little disoriented.

Ooh, I wonder if I could
scurry up those curtains.

Come on, hilda, let'’s go.

Call the elevator.
I'’ll be right there.

[Chuckling]

I'’m beginning to think
you have a problem.

And now, the moment
everyone'’s been waiting for,

the king and queen of this
year'’s snowflake ball are...

Harvey kinkle and
Sabrina spellman!

[Cheering]

Sabrina?

I thought dancing
alone was embarrassing.

I can'’t believe
she'’s missing this.

Hello, um, i'’m really
grateful for the honor and all,

but since Sabrina'’s
disappeared,

maybe you guys should
pick somebody else.

Sabrina: No!

Sabrina?

Ow, my foot! Sorry.

Dreama, do me a favor.

Go onstage and stall them

until I can find the
camera, would you?

Okay, but only because

people are starting to
think i'’m talking to myself.

Sabrina: Here I am in my moment
of gloryand no one can see me.

Too bad i'’m not a
bigger fan of irony.

She'’s really levelheaded
and pretty down-to-earth.

Is that girl talking about me?

Yeah, I voted for Sabrina, too.

I mean, she'’s nice,

and she definitely
doesn'’t follow the pack.

Oh, great, I dieted
until I became invisible

and spent a load
of money on a dress,

and they voted for me
because I Don'’t normally do that.

I'’m back.

All I needed to restore
myself was a little self-esteem.

And I definitely
Don'’t need to diet.

In fact, if I Don'’t
eat something,

i'’m going to keel over.

Mrs. Quick!

Sorry about your dress.

Oh, that'’s okay.

If you Don'’t mind,
I think i'’ll keep this

for the next time I swell up.

It happens fairly often.

Well, the good news
is, we didn'’t have to go

to the emergency room.

Yeah, I suppose you'’re right.

Although part of me
was looking forward

to all the excitement.

And now my personal
favorite, Mr. Bunny rabbit.

[Crowd groans]

Hey, where have you been?

Awash in social
pressure, but i'’m back,

and i'’ve got something
i'’m going to say.

Well, Don'’t tell the story

about the two priests
on the golf course,

'’cause dreama already did that.

It got a laugh.

I just want to say

that I learned an
important lesson tonight.

I realized that what a person
looks like on the outside

doesn'’t matter half as much

as what she'’s
like on the inside.

I think this belongs to Sabrina.

Or Allan carr.

Don'’t get me wrong.

I'’m all for hygiene and
grooming, but thanks to you,

i'’ll be keeping it
all in perspective.

Quick: This is a moment
she'’ll never want to forget.

Say cheese.

Mrs. Quick, no!

So there we were,
receiving our crowns,

when suddenly
Sabrina ballooned out.

She was huge.

At this time, we
think a rogue bee

may have been the culprit. Wow.

I hope she wasn'’t planning
to wear it to the prom.

Well, i'’m sure
Sabrina will be fine.

Thanks for bringing her home.

[Crickets chirping]

Sabrina: Is the coast clear?

Oh, i'’ve learned my lesson.

I'’m never starving
myself again.

Honey, just remember,

if you just eat right
and get regular exercise,

you'’ll never have a problem.

Salem: Mmm. It'’s
always worked for me.

Are there any
more apple delights?