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♪ I take two steps forward
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♪ I take two steps back...
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Paula Abdul really
knows how to pick a man.
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♪ ...opposites attract
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♪ and you know
it ain'’t fiction ♪
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I love her.
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She doesn'’t know you'’re alive.
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Well, that'’s going to change.
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I know some
people in high places
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who have some friends
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who told me her
number'’s on the Internet.
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♪ ...be lovers
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♪ she makes the bed...
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Oh, lord, she ran
into a wall again.
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No. She'’s taking
waltzing lessons.
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It is a great way to exercise.
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I'’m just having trouble
finding a partner.
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Zelda?
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I Don'’t plan on being
reduced to dancing
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with my sister until
they put us in the home.
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I'’ve got to talk to
Harvey... No time for eating.
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How about a waltz?
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Uh, how about no?
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She kissed Josh last night
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and Harvey saw them.
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What? And no one called
me at waltz class to tell me?
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♪ We go together
'’cause opposites attract ♪
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I want that!
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There.
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Great.
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A fake talking cat.
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Just what we need around here.
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So Sabrina kissed Josh,
and Harvey saw them?
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Tell me everything.
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That'’s everything.
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♪ ...'’cause opposites attract ♪
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♪ and you know,
it ain'’t fiction ♪
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♪ just a natural fact
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you go, girl.
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♪ We go together
'’cause opposites... ♪
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Hey. Hey.
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Enough small talk.
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Listen, Harvey...
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I-I want to explain to
you about that thing
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that happened with Josh.
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By "thing," you
mean the kiss, right?
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Let'’s not argue over semantics.
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Look, I didn'’t
plan to kiss him.
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But you looked
like you enjoyed it.
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"Enjoyed"? Well, now we'’re
getting into semantics again.
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Paula Abdul: Hi. Leave a
message, and i'’ll get back to you.
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If this is that
weird guy, Salem,
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stop weeping into my phone.
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[ Sobbing]
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All right, when a
woman'’s avoiding you,
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a man has to be a man
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and has to do the manly
thing: Pretend to be kidnapped.
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[ Door slamming]
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We figured you'’d
be home for lunch.
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So how did things
go with Harvey?
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He'’s not speaking to me.
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The Josh kiss was
that good, huh?
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I Don'’t know what to do.
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I mean, I like Harvey and
I Don'’t want to lose him,
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but I like Josh, too.
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I always say, "Don'’t
take your foot off the dock
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until the other one is
securely on the ship."
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What? what?
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Until you'’re sure
Josh is interested,
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keep one foot on Harvey.
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Hilda, that'’s dishonest.
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Really? It sounds
kind of perfect.
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You know you shouldn'’t
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treat people like that.
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Put yourself in Harvey'’s place.
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Watch it. This
spell is never pretty.
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Of empathy, this girl
has very few traces,
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allow Sabrina and
Harvey to trade places.
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Harvey!
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Oh, hey, Sabrina.
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This is my girlfriend Sarah.
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What?! But i'’m your girlfriend.
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Were, till I figured out
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whether things were going
to work out with Sarah.
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They are.
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Okay, upsetting and creepy.
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In your heart
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you know that honesty
is the right way to go.
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Fine. It'’s a lot more
fun talking to aunt hilda.
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Harvey, I have to
be honest with you.
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Oh, great. That'’s what
coach says right before
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"your best effort
isn'’t good enough."
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I want to be your girlfriend,
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but I have feelings
for Josh, too,
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and I Don'’t want
to string you along.
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Unless, of course, that'’s
something you'’re interested in.
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You know, i'’ve been
second-string in football,
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basketball, even badminton.
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I Don'’t want to be
second-string with you.
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Harvey!
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Hey, I hope you
and Josh are happy.
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[ "Unpretty" by tlc playing]
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♪ My outsides look cool
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♪ my insides are blue
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♪ every time I
think i'’m through ♪
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♪ it'’s because of you ♪
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♪ I tried different ways,
but it'’s all the same ♪
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♪ at the end of the day,
I have myself to blame ♪
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♪ i'’m trippin'’... ♪
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[ Waltz playing]
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I'’m so sick of leading.
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Oh!
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It'’s never Fred Astaire.
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Salem: My kidnapping
plan is underway.
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I haven'’t called Paula
Abdul in 15 whole minutes.
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I'’m sure she'’s in a panic
about my kidnapping.
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I love my life!
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Can I be honest?
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Honesty stinks.
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Has Josh said
anything about the kiss?
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No. And I gave him
my best "hi, Josh."
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All I got back was a "hey."
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I Don'’t think he likes me.
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He kissed you. That was hours
ago. Maybe he'’s moved on.
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Oh, why did I tell
Harvey that I liked Josh?
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But I do like Josh.
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I can make him like me.
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Hey, Josh.
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Can I borrow that
when you'’re finished?
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My textbook on 19th
century philosophy?
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Yeah. I can'’t get enough of it.
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You can'’t? I think your
cocoa'’s getting cold.
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Knock yourself out.
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Thanks.
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[ Laughs weakly]
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He hates me.
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[ Yelling in French]
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She came in through the clock.
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I have no idea
what she'’s saying.
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Somebody please tell
me what'’s going on.
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Oh, well, I could
have done that.
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Um, what is your name?
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Marie curie.
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Madame curie.
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The famous scientist?
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Oh, this is an honor.
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It certainly is.
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How do we get rid of her?
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Well, we have to figure out
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what caused her to
become lost in time.
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Um, madame, what
year do you think this is?
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1899... let'’s see.
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That was before she won
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the nobel prize with
her husband Pierre.
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Pierre! [ Spits]
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We are finished.
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He is a worm. [ Spits]
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Obviously, they Don'’t give
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the prize for manners.
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Hey, i'’m actually not
working Saturday night.
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Hey, you'’re not working
either. Any plans?
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No. Not really.
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Oh, well, I Don'’t
have any plans either.
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Weird.
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So, you like Sci-Fi
movies, right?
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Oh, yeah. If mankind is in
peril and it'’s in black and white,
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i'’m there.
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They'’re showing my
favorite... The blob.
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Steven McQueen
and a big tub of goo.
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What else do you
need in a movie?
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It'’s playing at
the student union
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and, since we'’re
both not working
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and we'’re both Sci-Fi fanatics,
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we should go.
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What, you mean like a date?
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A date?
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That never really
crossed my mind
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but are you asking?
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Look, Sabrina, I like you a lot
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and obviously, as evidenced
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by that little kiss
the other night,
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I find you attractive.
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So you'’ll pick me up at 8:00?
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But i'’m so much older than you.
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Four years.
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I'’m glad you see my point.
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I really think it would be
better if we just stayed friends.
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He thinks i'’m "too
young" for him.
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Did he use air quotes
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or did he really
mean "too young"?
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I guess I do come
off my own age.
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I saw Harvey
jump-start his car today.
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Significance?
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We used to do that together.
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I was always the negative.
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So, what you'’re saying is
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you'’d really rather
be with Harvey.
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No, it'’s not that.
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It'’s just...
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I need to make myself
seem more sophisticated.
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For Harvey.
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No, for Josh.
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Okay, now my head hurts.
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Sabrina, my many
years on this earth
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have taught me one thing:
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You can'’t control love.
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Meanwhile...
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I need you to cut some words
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out of those magazines for me.
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"Kidnapped."
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"Million dollars."
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What is this for?
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Uh... pictionary?
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Hey, peeps! I hear phi beta...
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Max is having a
big party tonight.
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Who'’s in?
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Aren'’t you in high school?
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She'’s a senior at westbridge.
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Got to go.
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So I signed up
for this waltz class.
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It'’s great exercise and fun.
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I just need a partner.
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So, uh, what do you say?
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No.
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Fine.
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Oh, by the way, tintin...
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Not funny.
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Where am I going to
find a dance partner?
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My foyer.
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Look who came through the clock.
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Pierre curie.
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Hola.
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[ Chuckles]
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Obviously, he'’s here for Marie.
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I'’m sure the minute they see
each other, everything will be fine.
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Marie: Sacrebleu!
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Marie! [ Spits]
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No wonder our French grandmother
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covered her sofas in plastic.
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I Don'’t suppose you waltz.
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Oh, well, it'’s
been years, but...
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[ Waltz playing]
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Oh!
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You'’re so good!
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And so French. Oh!
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Hilda. Hilda.
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Excuse me.
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Can we focus?
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We have got to get
the curies back together.
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Now, here'’s the plan.
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You find out from
Pierre what attracted him
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to Marie, and i'’ll find
out the same from Marie.
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But first, we'’ll have
to win their confidence.
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Well, good point.
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And what better
way than by dancing?
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[ Waltz playing]
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Okay, the mortal way of
looking older is not working.
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So, magic is the only answer.
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Let me.
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"Sabrina'’s down and hurt,
make her as old as dirt."
261
00:09:41,965 --> 00:09:44,724
Oh, yeah, Josh will
just sweep me away.
262
00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:47,827
Don'’t do that again.
263
00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:49,310
I think Josh is
hung up on the fact
264
00:09:49,379 --> 00:09:50,586
that i'’m still in high school
265
00:09:50,655 --> 00:09:52,172
so I just have to
be a little older.
266
00:09:52,241 --> 00:09:53,586
Ooh, this looks like a good one.
267
00:09:53,655 --> 00:09:55,206
"To enhance your
years, try a potion.
268
00:09:55,275 --> 00:09:57,275
Check out the counter
of notions and lotions."
269
00:10:00,586 --> 00:10:01,724
"Oil of old age.
270
00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:03,413
"Apply to your face and throat
271
00:10:03,482 --> 00:10:05,000
"and you'’ll age gracefully."
272
00:10:08,551 --> 00:10:10,758
How do you feel?
273
00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:13,137
Like i'’m ready to
backpack across Europe.
274
00:10:13,206 --> 00:10:16,103
All right! That'’s
got be really 20s.
275
00:10:16,172 --> 00:10:17,689
So, tell me, Pierre,
276
00:10:17,758 --> 00:10:19,689
what attracted you to Marie?
277
00:10:19,758 --> 00:10:21,586
Whoo! Tell me later.
278
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:22,758
[ Giggling]
279
00:10:22,827 --> 00:10:25,551
Madame... Marie...
280
00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:28,413
What attracted you to Pierre?
281
00:10:28,482 --> 00:10:31,206
He had a laboratory
and no debts.
282
00:10:31,275 --> 00:10:34,206
Oh. So it was a love match.
283
00:10:38,206 --> 00:10:39,344
Whoa! Hey! Hey!
284
00:10:39,413 --> 00:10:40,551
Hello.
285
00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:41,862
May I buy you
286
00:10:41,931 --> 00:10:43,172
a cup of coffee?
287
00:10:43,241 --> 00:10:45,517
Do you think they
sell that here?
288
00:10:45,586 --> 00:10:47,172
Oh, i'’m loving this.
289
00:10:47,241 --> 00:10:49,034
I feel so mature, so confident
290
00:10:49,103 --> 00:10:50,206
and just smooth.
291
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,172
This spell is the best.
292
00:10:54,448 --> 00:10:57,241
Why did I make such a
big deal about four years?
293
00:10:57,310 --> 00:11:00,172
I'’m posting that on
my web site tonight.
294
00:11:00,241 --> 00:11:02,689
Josh at 10:00.
295
00:11:02,758 --> 00:11:04,275
Oh, hi, Josh.
296
00:11:04,344 --> 00:11:05,586
Listen, is it too late
297
00:11:05,655 --> 00:11:07,517
for me to change my
mind about that movie?
298
00:11:07,586 --> 00:11:10,206
No. We can go see the
blot... I mean, the blob.
299
00:11:10,275 --> 00:11:14,068
Good. First, dinner.
Then scary monsters.
300
00:11:15,206 --> 00:11:16,586
Yes! Yes!
301
00:11:16,655 --> 00:11:18,000
You know, magic does have
302
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:20,068
a certain sense of
whimsy, doesn'’t it?
303
00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:21,068
[ Giggling]
304
00:11:21,137 --> 00:11:22,413
Latte.
305
00:11:27,344 --> 00:11:28,931
Sabrina?
306
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,689
Oh, hello, Harvey, it'’s
nice to see you again.
307
00:11:34,137 --> 00:11:36,965
Have you looked
in the mirror lately?
308
00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:41,862
That'’s weird.
309
00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:43,034
Woman: All right, class,
310
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,413
let'’s settle down.
311
00:11:44,482 --> 00:11:46,206
Oh, hello, Barbara.
312
00:11:46,275 --> 00:11:48,034
Are you available for lunch?
313
00:11:48,103 --> 00:11:50,413
I'’m good next Friday.
314
00:11:55,275 --> 00:11:56,724
Sabrina, I need some help.
315
00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:59,103
I'’ve thought that for years,
but now'’s not the time.
316
00:11:59,172 --> 00:12:00,655
Josh is waiting. I just need you
317
00:12:00,724 --> 00:12:02,689
to take a picture of me
with today'’s newspaper.
318
00:12:02,758 --> 00:12:04,689
Why? the lawsuit.
319
00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:13,517
High school has really
taken a toll on that girl.
320
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,310
Well, i'’ll have the
burger and fries.
321
00:12:17,379 --> 00:12:19,793
Do you have any fish?
322
00:12:19,862 --> 00:12:22,586
Do you have any fish that
isn'’t breaded and deep-fried?
323
00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:24,620
Just water for me.
324
00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:28,137
Saving room for the
mile-high mud cake?
325
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,275
No.
326
00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:30,275
Listen, Sabrina...
327
00:12:30,344 --> 00:12:32,586
We haven'’t really talked
about the other night
328
00:12:32,655 --> 00:12:35,137
and I know i'’ve been
sending mixed signals, but...
329
00:12:35,206 --> 00:12:36,379
I'’m glad you brought it up.
330
00:12:36,448 --> 00:12:37,827
I need to know your intentions.
331
00:12:37,896 --> 00:12:40,068
Intentions? It'’s
our first date.
332
00:12:40,137 --> 00:12:42,034
Which is the perfect
time to find out
333
00:12:42,103 --> 00:12:44,068
if this relationship
is going anywhere.
334
00:12:44,137 --> 00:12:47,068
Well, I Don'’t know; I mean,
we'’re at different points in our lives.
335
00:12:47,137 --> 00:12:48,689
I'’m thinking about
graduate school,
336
00:12:48,758 --> 00:12:50,896
a career. And i'’m thinking
about kids and a career.
337
00:12:50,965 --> 00:12:53,827
Mister, I want it all, but I can'’t
make that happen with Peter Pan.
338
00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:55,275
Now, I need to know... are you
339
00:12:55,344 --> 00:12:56,482
in it for the long haul?
340
00:12:56,551 --> 00:12:58,310
Screaming babies,
stretch marks, the works?
341
00:12:58,379 --> 00:13:00,103
That'’s, uh, a good question,
342
00:13:00,172 --> 00:13:03,724
and-and, uh, it'’s going to
require some careful thought,
343
00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:07,586
and-and I-I should get started
on that thinking right now.
344
00:13:08,896 --> 00:13:10,655
And to think I just threw away
345
00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:12,827
the last three
minutes with that man.
346
00:13:12,896 --> 00:13:15,034
So I discovered
that this blue liquid
347
00:13:15,103 --> 00:13:16,724
can replace a centrifuge.
348
00:13:16,793 --> 00:13:18,551
Amazing.
349
00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:20,655
Zelda, be my partner.
350
00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:21,965
Really?
351
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:24,068
But what about Pierre?
352
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,275
Pierre! [ Spits]
353
00:13:25,344 --> 00:13:28,137
Well, it would be an honor
354
00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:30,586
to work with one
of the great minds
355
00:13:30,655 --> 00:13:31,896
of all time.
356
00:13:31,965 --> 00:13:33,413
Maybe you shouldn'’t go back.
357
00:13:33,482 --> 00:13:36,206
Wecan win a nobel prize.
358
00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:39,724
I was planning
359
00:13:39,793 --> 00:13:43,034
on refinishing
that floor anyway.
360
00:13:43,103 --> 00:13:46,482
Hilda, dancing with
you is like gliding on air.
361
00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:47,620
Only sweatier.
362
00:13:47,689 --> 00:13:49,000
[ Laughing]: No!
363
00:13:49,068 --> 00:13:51,172
You'’re graceful and witty.
364
00:13:51,241 --> 00:13:53,482
I'’m sorry, but you'’re
not going back.
365
00:13:53,551 --> 00:13:54,655
Hi, Sabrina.
366
00:13:54,724 --> 00:13:56,896
This is Pierre.
367
00:13:56,965 --> 00:13:58,551
Are you okay? You look tired.
368
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:01,379
Bad night. I think i'’m
just going to curl up
369
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:04,068
with a romance novel
and some epsom salts.
370
00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:05,241
You, too?
371
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,310
[ Sneezes]
372
00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:13,655
Wait...
373
00:14:13,724 --> 00:14:16,896
Never leave the house
without a tissue, dear.
374
00:14:16,965 --> 00:14:18,965
I left my lunch at home.
375
00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:20,137
Wait a minute.
376
00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:22,172
Oh... yup, I thought so.
377
00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:23,482
Fiber wafers.
378
00:14:23,551 --> 00:14:27,034
Filling and... they
keep things moving.
379
00:14:28,206 --> 00:14:29,551
You'’re welcome.
380
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:32,344
These kids today
have no home training.
381
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,655
Oh, Harvey,
382
00:14:33,724 --> 00:14:34,931
stand up straight.
383
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,724
Have you been
getting enough sleep?
384
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,551
Hold still. You got
a little schmutz.
385
00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,586
This isn'’t because
we broke up, is it?
386
00:14:40,655 --> 00:14:41,689
No, dear.
387
00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:43,896
I need a more mature man.
388
00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:46,103
You'’re so cute.
389
00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:47,482
[ Ringing]
390
00:14:47,551 --> 00:14:48,931
Hello.
391
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,551
Did you get the photos?
392
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:53,068
Yes, and the ransom note, too.
393
00:14:53,137 --> 00:14:55,448
See, the problem
is I Don'’t know you
394
00:14:55,517 --> 00:14:58,241
so I really Don'’t care
who took your cat.
395
00:14:58,310 --> 00:14:59,724
But... see...
396
00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:01,827
The-the cat is actually...
397
00:15:01,896 --> 00:15:02,896
I Don'’t think
398
00:15:02,965 --> 00:15:05,000
I thought this one through.
399
00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:07,103
Stir that solution;
Get me the chloride!
400
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:08,724
Stop ordering me around.
401
00:15:08,793 --> 00:15:11,724
Besides, you already
spilled it on the floor.
402
00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:14,034
And-and be careful
because it'’s...
403
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,655
flammable.
404
00:15:18,724 --> 00:15:21,620
Shouldn'’t you be cleaning?
405
00:15:23,103 --> 00:15:25,275
You seem a little
sluggish today.
406
00:15:25,344 --> 00:15:26,896
Why Don'’t we take a break?
407
00:15:26,965 --> 00:15:29,137
Just until my
feet stop bleeding.
408
00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:30,551
Oh, please.
409
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:32,172
We'’re just warming up.
410
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,862
I am beginning to not like him.
411
00:15:35,931 --> 00:15:38,103
She is destroying my lab
412
00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:40,965
and I think she may have
done some damage to my lungs.
413
00:15:41,034 --> 00:15:42,482
Well, whether
they like it or not,
414
00:15:42,551 --> 00:15:44,137
they are going to
sit down and talk.
415
00:15:44,206 --> 00:15:46,758
What about Renee,
marianne, Michelle?
416
00:15:46,827 --> 00:15:48,137
You dance with them all.
417
00:15:48,206 --> 00:15:50,172
Makes you feel special, huh?
418
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,034
What about Luc? Jean? Jean-Luc?
419
00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:53,103
Henri?!
420
00:15:53,172 --> 00:15:54,586
You'’re just jealous
because he is
421
00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:56,689
the scientist you will never be.
422
00:15:56,758 --> 00:15:58,344
Ouch. Your turn.
423
00:15:58,413 --> 00:16:00,172
I am going back to work.
424
00:16:00,241 --> 00:16:01,931
Mais Oui. You go back to work.
425
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,344
That is what you do best...
426
00:16:03,413 --> 00:16:05,862
Work, work and more work.
427
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,103
How badly do we need radium?
428
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:13,344
Oh, tuck in your shirt,
boy; You'’re at work.
429
00:16:13,413 --> 00:16:15,344
Oh, excuse me, ma'’am,
but we'’ve canceled
430
00:16:15,413 --> 00:16:16,689
our early bird special.
431
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,689
It'’s me... Sabrina.
432
00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:19,896
And that'’s a lovely name.
433
00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:22,034
Would you like me to
call dial-a-ride for you?
434
00:16:22,103 --> 00:16:24,448
You'’re a real wisenheimer.
435
00:16:26,103 --> 00:16:29,000
All right, look, I Don'’t
know what i'’m doing wrong.
436
00:16:29,068 --> 00:16:30,448
I mean, you say you like me,
437
00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:32,862
and i'’m trying to show
you that i'’m mature...
438
00:16:32,931 --> 00:16:35,275
[ Splutters]
439
00:16:35,344 --> 00:16:37,896
You just Don'’t seem
interested; I Don'’t get it.
440
00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:40,000
You are really scaring me, lady.
441
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:41,758
And I wore my cutest outfit.
442
00:16:43,448 --> 00:16:44,482
Oh, hi, Harvey.
443
00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:45,931
Hi.
444
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,517
Hey, are you related
to Sabrina spellman?
445
00:16:48,586 --> 00:16:51,655
Well, suddenly
everyone'’s a comedian.
446
00:16:51,724 --> 00:16:52,758
I got to get home.
447
00:16:52,827 --> 00:16:54,413
My hammertoe'’s killing me.
448
00:16:54,482 --> 00:16:55,862
Why Don'’t I help you?
449
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,724
These sidewalks
have "broken hip"
450
00:16:57,793 --> 00:16:59,068
written all over them.
451
00:16:59,137 --> 00:17:00,517
Pierre: I am not
a mother'’s boy!
452
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,379
It'’s our duty to get
them back in time.
453
00:17:02,448 --> 00:17:03,631
We'’ve got to
think of something.
454
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:04,862
I know.
455
00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:06,965
When he'’s through
arguing, he'’s going to want
456
00:17:07,034 --> 00:17:08,586
to dance again,
and I can'’t take it.
457
00:17:08,655 --> 00:17:09,655
[ Glass breaking]
458
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:10,758
What was that?
459
00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:12,793
Maybe she killed him.
460
00:17:12,862 --> 00:17:14,482
It was only a lamp.
461
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:16,862
Oh...
462
00:17:16,931 --> 00:17:17,965
My vase.
463
00:17:18,034 --> 00:17:19,172
Whoops.
464
00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:20,862
My little butterfingers.
465
00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:21,965
Butter-body.
466
00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:24,137
I'’m so much more
comfortable with you
467
00:17:24,206 --> 00:17:25,482
than that tall blonde.
468
00:17:25,551 --> 00:17:26,931
Hilda... the name'’s hilda.
469
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,344
Let it go. The freaks
are back together.
470
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:34,000
I have to get a Walker.
471
00:17:34,068 --> 00:17:36,379
This lady said she lives here.
472
00:17:36,448 --> 00:17:37,517
That'’s Sabrina'’s...
473
00:17:37,586 --> 00:17:38,517
Grandmother.
474
00:17:38,586 --> 00:17:39,689
I am not.
475
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,758
She also thinks
the war'’s still on.
476
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:42,827
Come on, grammy.
477
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,655
Thanks for bringing her home.
478
00:17:45,724 --> 00:17:47,827
Well, she reminded
me of Sabrina.
479
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,586
What are you talking about?
480
00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:51,827
I look darn cute.
481
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,931
She can'’t see
her true reflection.
482
00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:56,965
[ Shrieks]
483
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,379
How could this happen?
484
00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:00,896
I thought oil of old age
was supposed to be safe.
485
00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:02,758
You'’re supposed
to use it sparingly,
486
00:18:02,827 --> 00:18:05,206
unless this was the
look you were going for.
487
00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:06,862
Why would you do such a thing?
488
00:18:06,931 --> 00:18:08,068
I was trying to look older
489
00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:09,793
so that Josh would
be interested in me.
490
00:18:09,862 --> 00:18:11,482
Oh, i'’ve played that game.
491
00:18:11,551 --> 00:18:13,689
I'’ve changed myself
into a Princess,
492
00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:15,034
a farmer and a wombat.
493
00:18:15,103 --> 00:18:17,517
Believe me, being a
Princess was the worst.
494
00:18:17,586 --> 00:18:19,655
Did your age bring
you any wisdom?
495
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:22,172
Yes, I learned that I can'’t
be what Josh wants me to be;
496
00:18:22,241 --> 00:18:23,482
I have to be myself.
497
00:18:23,551 --> 00:18:25,896
Although the beds at
the castle were comfy.
498
00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:28,068
If Josh doesn'’t want
you for who you are
499
00:18:28,137 --> 00:18:30,413
then he'’s not who
you'’re meant to be with.
500
00:18:30,482 --> 00:18:32,344
I never had to work
this hard with Harvey.
501
00:18:32,413 --> 00:18:34,103
We were always so
comfortable together.
502
00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:35,689
And I enjoyed my steed.
503
00:18:35,758 --> 00:18:37,068
Stop it!
504
00:18:37,137 --> 00:18:38,241
I miss Harvey.
505
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:40,275
It was nice of him
to walk me home.
506
00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:41,689
He'’s a nice boy.
507
00:18:41,758 --> 00:18:43,862
Yeah, but he'’ll never
want to be with me
508
00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:45,241
if I smell like vaporub.
509
00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:47,068
Your youth isn'’t gone forever.
510
00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:51,137
Drink this prune juice.
511
00:18:58,034 --> 00:19:01,275
Do you think it'’s too late to
cancel that adjustable bed?
512
00:19:01,344 --> 00:19:02,413
Sabrinie...
513
00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:03,827
Will you cut off my ear
514
00:19:03,896 --> 00:19:05,689
and place it in this envelope?
515
00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:07,551
Gross. What is your problem?
516
00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:08,827
All right, all right.
517
00:19:08,896 --> 00:19:10,241
It'’s for Paula Abdul.
518
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:13,310
I faked my own kidnapping so
she would pay attention to me.
519
00:19:13,379 --> 00:19:15,620
Does she even know who you are?
520
00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:18,758
Why does everyone think
that'’s a necessary part of love?
521
00:19:18,827 --> 00:19:20,586
Look, I learned the hard way.
522
00:19:20,655 --> 00:19:22,724
It reallyisbetter to be honest.
523
00:19:22,793 --> 00:19:24,275
Fine, i'’ll try it your way,
524
00:19:24,344 --> 00:19:27,206
but Van gogh really
got the babes, right?
525
00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:29,896
So, isn'’t that the weirdest
allergic reaction ever?
526
00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:31,206
You do seem better.
527
00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:32,517
And I have to tell you
528
00:19:32,586 --> 00:19:34,275
that after trying
to like philosophy
529
00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:36,620
and science fiction and
everything else you like,
530
00:19:36,689 --> 00:19:38,586
I decided you were
right to begin with...
531
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,034
We arebetter off as friends.
532
00:19:40,103 --> 00:19:41,310
Friends.
533
00:19:41,379 --> 00:19:44,310
So, um, maybe sometime
we can do each other'’s hair?
534
00:19:46,827 --> 00:19:48,379
Just friends...
535
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:52,275
With a cute, smart, funny girl.
536
00:19:52,344 --> 00:19:54,655
I'’m an idiot.
537
00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:57,448
Hey, have you seen Harvey?
538
00:19:57,517 --> 00:19:59,517
I can'’t wait to
make up with him.
539
00:19:59,586 --> 00:20:01,344
Uh-oh.
540
00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:03,551
See you at lunch.
541
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,724
All right.
542
00:20:06,793 --> 00:20:09,068
Who was that?
543
00:20:09,137 --> 00:20:10,482
Oh, uh, that'’s Colette.
544
00:20:10,551 --> 00:20:12,448
We'’re kind of
seeing each other.
545
00:20:12,517 --> 00:20:14,758
Oh, so you'’re doing okay.
546
00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:16,172
Yeah, i'’m doing okay.
547
00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:18,827
I guess i'’ll see you around.
548
00:20:18,896 --> 00:20:20,379
Yeah, see you.
549
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,724
Colette.
550
00:20:24,793 --> 00:20:26,448
She doesn'’t look French to me.
551
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,379
I'’ve lost Harvey forever.
552
00:20:33,965 --> 00:20:35,689
Men.
553
00:20:40,344 --> 00:20:41,827
"Dear Paula Abdul, sorry I lied
554
00:20:41,896 --> 00:20:43,344
"about the free diamond giveaway
555
00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:45,172
"but thank you for
coming to my house.
556
00:20:45,241 --> 00:20:47,275
"I'’ve been going
around doing things
557
00:20:47,344 --> 00:20:48,689
"to try to impress you
558
00:20:48,758 --> 00:20:51,310
"but i'’ve decided I just
have to be who I am.
559
00:20:51,379 --> 00:20:53,655
"Hopefully, you
will like that person.
560
00:20:53,724 --> 00:20:55,689
"I'’m not supposed
to tell you this
561
00:20:55,758 --> 00:20:58,586
"but i'’m very high
up in the c.I.A."?
562
00:20:58,655 --> 00:21:00,344
"Very high up"?
563
00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:03,379
Why do you keep staring at me?
564
00:21:04,758 --> 00:21:06,034
"I can'’t meet with you
565
00:21:06,103 --> 00:21:08,413
"because i'’m away on
a dangerous mission,
566
00:21:08,482 --> 00:21:12,068
but I would like you
to comfort... my cat."
567
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:14,448
Oh, please, oh, please,
568
00:21:14,517 --> 00:21:15,724
oh, please.
569
00:21:15,793 --> 00:21:17,689
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
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