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This is going to be
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the best community
charity drive ever.
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Yeah. Every business
on water street
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working together
to help the victims
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devastated by the
hurricane in Honduras.
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And all the other businesses
are going to be devastated
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by the success of our bake sale.
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Yep, that'’s what charity'’s
all about... winning.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, look at my cuticles.
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Not that they matter
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compared to the
plight of the Hondurans.
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Salem: An armadillo? A
goldfish? How about an iguana?
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Uh, things that taste
better deep-fried?
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No, Salem is badgering
me to let him get a pet.
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A pet for Salem?
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But he'’s childish,
irresponsible...
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Scatterbrained...
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Mm-hmm. By the way,
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I found your keys
in the front door.
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And the notebook you lost
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in the dryer.
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But I Don'’t want a pet.
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Oh!
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Cool! My first credit
card... and no bills
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and a lot of catalogs.
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I have been specially chosen
for unbridled consumption.
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And it makes a really cool
noise when you swipe it.
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Uh...
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Sabrina,
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I have to warn you.
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If you get anything and
everything you want,
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you'’ll never learn to
appreciate the things
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that are really
important in life.
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Salem: Exactly.
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That'’s why I think
you should use it
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to get me a pet.
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I'’ll take a llama.
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I'’m going to be very
responsible with this card,
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and a pet is not
something you need.
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However...
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This is a necessity.
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I'’m not enjoying this.
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Oh, this new sweater
looks even better on
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than it did in the
other realm catalog.
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Sabrina, i'’m serious
about this credit card.
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Be careful.
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Witches are very
susceptible to get-itis.
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Get-itis? Oh, you mean
what mortal children get
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on Christmas morning?
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Exactly.
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You Don'’t appreciate anything
because you keep thinking
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each new item will
bring you happiness.
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Okay, well, this
isn'’t my first time
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at the cauldron, you know.
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I got a sweater because
it'’s sweater weather
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and that doesn'’t mean it
can'’t be stylish sweater weather.
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Okay... I hope they give you
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frequent flyer miles
for rationalizations.
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You know, sometimes I
think she has no faith in me.
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But I totally appreciate
this new sweater.
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And the fact that it comes
in 37 festive fall colors.
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And she said this
wouldn'’t make me happy.
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Although i'’d be a lot happier
if I had shoes to match.
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I look so cute, but...
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Now I need a horse.
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Oh, advertisers'’ll do anything
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to catch the
elusive teen market.
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"Can'’t you hear me
crying in the attic? Salem."
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[ Salem sobbing]
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Ah, there it is.
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Salem: Come comfort me.
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I'’m busy.
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Salem: Then I guess i'’ll
just have to dry my tears
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on this stack of
brand-new catalogs.
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Give me!
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Made you run.
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Salem, what are
you doing up here?
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Playing the pity card.
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I want a pet.
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I want something to play with...
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Something to give
me unconditional love
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the way I do for you.
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Oh, so you were
thinking of something
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in the disease family?
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Oh! Hey, my old jewelry box.
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Look! The charm bracelet
my grandma gave me.
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I was afraid i'’d lost it.
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Touching.
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And it'’s going to
get me a pet how?
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Salem, everything I
know about manipulation
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I learned from you.
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You'’re sweet.
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What'’s your point?
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Stop asking aunt
Zelda for a pet.
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Move on to miss
pushover... Aunt hilda.
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And the student
becomes the teacher.
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The circle of life is complete.
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Be careful, Sabrina.
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Don'’t do that, Sabrina.
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Why am I always the
one who has to say no?
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You'’re the mean one?
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You'’re right.
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I'’ll handle the next
problem that arises.
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Thank you.
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Look who I found
all alone in the attic.
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Now that reminds me.
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One of these days we
really have to get up there
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and clean out all
that useless old junk.
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I'’m right here.
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And, look, I found
my old charm bracelet.
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Sabrina, it'’s beautiful.
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And i'’m sure you
appreciate it even more
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because you
didn'’t just zap it in
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with your new credit card.
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Can I have a pet?
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No.
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Please?
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Oh, okay.
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Hilda!
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Oh, lighten up.
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Who cares if Salem gets a pet?
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So what if Sabrina zaps in a
couple of things from the other realm?
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It'’s not the end of the world.
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Thank you, aunt hilda.
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Want to ride on my new Vespa?
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You Don'’t have a Vespa.
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Do now.
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It'’s still not the
end of the world.
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So, do you think I can do
wheelies on my new Vespa?
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Maybe i'’ll get a wild boar.
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I always thought
the end of the world
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would involve more locusts.
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And we'’ll be holding
our rummage sale
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at that cute little coffee
place on water street.
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So, if there are no
further questions...
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Let'’s get it on!
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[ Bell rings]
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And, uh... read chapter 11.
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That'’s cute.
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That'’s what I
need... A day planner.
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Ha!
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Great.
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Okay, now all I
need is some plans.
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Um... oh, buy more stuff.
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Sabrina, I know I
Don'’t need to ask,
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but would you be my assistant
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at the rummage sale?
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Sure.
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"Buy rummage sale outfit."
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Oh, what a lovely
charm bracelet.
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Oh, isn'’t it great?
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My grandma gave it to me.
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Oh, a palm pilot.
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That'’s much better than
my stupid day planner.
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I had a charm bracelet
when I was a little girl.
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Every time my father went
away on a business trip
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he brought me a new charm.
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Mother used to call it
my little guilt bracelet.
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Hey!
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I'’ve been saving to
buy this for 20 years.
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This is a fine example
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of what hard work can bring you.
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A gold brick?
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Yes.
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You didn'’t buy that
from gypsies, did you?
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I probably would have
squandered my savings
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on securities and
Internet start-ups.
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Well, you will lose that
mocking tone soon enough
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when you try to buy a loaf
of bread with paper money
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after the world
economy collapses
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or we'’re invaded by aliens.
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Aliens?
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Now you get an idea of
the caliber of conversation
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in the teachers'’ lounge.
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Any luck at the
other realm pound?
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Define luck.
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Lavender.
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Frosting.
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Toast.
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Ginger.
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You let him get a dogman?
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[ Dog barking in
distance]What'’s that?
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Huh?
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His name'’s sparky.
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It'’s still warm.
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I'’m afraid we'’ve got a
full-blown case of get-itis.
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I Don'’t care if
it'’s on back order.
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Oh, morning.
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Well, there just aren'’t
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enough hours in
the day, are there?
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Sabrina, you'’ve got a problem.
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Yeah, you'’re keeping
me from getting more stuff.
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Mrs. Quick called. You
were supposed to be
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at the rummage
sale a half hour ago.
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Oh, I completely forgot,
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and i'’m supposed to
bring stuff to donate.
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Wherever will you
find something?
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No, not my stuff.
I love my stuff.
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You'’re on the verge of
becoming spoiled rotten.
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All right, quit lobbing
the guilt bombs.
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I'’ll donate some of my
stuff to the Hondurans.
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Good girl. You'’ll feel a
lot better when you do.
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Do you remember
how we got through?
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Um... oh, a left at
the frozen steaks.
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Well, I guess I
Don'’t need the sled.
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Oh, what if it snows next week?
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Well, I can always donate
these ballet slippers.
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Although, I have been
intrigued by the world of dance.
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You know, I Don'’t see my aunts
giving away any of their stuff.
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They said they wanted
someone to clean up this old junk.
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Spoiled? Ha!
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I'’m selfless.
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Sabrina, I was getting worried,
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but look at all
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this wonderful
stuff you brought.
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An olympic gold medal?
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Are you sure you
want to donate this?
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Oh, that old thing? Sure.
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I can always get more.
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Maybe some medals
would cheer me up.
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And the gold medal in
synchronized swimming goes to
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Mrs. Quick.
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What'’s everybody
standing around for?
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We got to raise more money
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than any other
store on this street.
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We'’re going to be number one!
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Hey, hey, hey, this
isn'’t a reading room.
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Buy it or get out.
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Sit. Come on, sparky, sit.
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I know this.
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No.
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Okay, shake hands.
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I got this one.
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No. Close.
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How about beg?
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Oh! Oh!
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Okay, so using you as my
driver is not going to work.
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That'’s it?
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Two muffins and a scone?
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Come on, crack open
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the change purse
a little, missy.
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This is for charity.
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You know, sometimes
I Don'’t have
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enough faith in Sabrina.
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She turned right around and
gave away her new things.
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She'’s giving up her Saturday
to work on a charity drive.
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That girl has a heart of gold.
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Well, it does run in the family.
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That napkin'’s not free. No.
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Sabrina, can I get
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a little help over here?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'’ll be right there.
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Oh, cool watch.
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I have one like that
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in my collection
of pristine watches
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that are still in their
original packaging
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but I forgot to buy
one to wear. Ha!
259
00:09:22,758 --> 00:09:24,206
I think the cream'’s spoiled.
260
00:09:24,275 --> 00:09:25,724
This smell funny to you?
261
00:09:25,793 --> 00:09:26,931
No. I think it'’s her.
262
00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:33,344
This box would be perfect
to store my gold brick.
263
00:09:33,413 --> 00:09:34,758
I'’ll give you 25 cents for it.
264
00:09:34,827 --> 00:09:36,137
But it'’s marked ten dollars.
265
00:09:36,206 --> 00:09:37,206
I'’m haggling.
266
00:09:37,275 --> 00:09:38,206
I get it.
267
00:09:38,275 --> 00:09:39,482
Nine dollars.
268
00:09:39,551 --> 00:09:43,379
25 cents and I Don'’t
write you a detention slip.
269
00:09:43,448 --> 00:09:44,655
Sold...
270
00:09:44,724 --> 00:09:47,655
To the man with
the vicious scowl.
271
00:09:47,724 --> 00:09:49,103
Hey, cool lion.
272
00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,344
Hey, thanks.
273
00:09:50,413 --> 00:09:52,275
Hey, listen, I was just
talking to Sabrina...
274
00:09:52,344 --> 00:09:54,344
Yeah, didn'’t she
bring some great stuff?
275
00:09:54,413 --> 00:09:55,655
I just bought this hat.
276
00:09:55,724 --> 00:09:58,172
Look, I know you
think I Don'’t like her,
277
00:09:58,241 --> 00:10:00,413
so Don'’t take this
the wrong way...
278
00:10:00,482 --> 00:10:01,551
But she reeks.
279
00:10:05,931 --> 00:10:08,586
Okay, sparky, now
that you'’re calmed down
280
00:10:08,655 --> 00:10:10,275
and you have your leash on,
281
00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:12,379
i'’m going to take
you for a walk.
282
00:10:12,448 --> 00:10:14,413
Walk!
283
00:10:14,482 --> 00:10:16,448
No!
284
00:10:16,517 --> 00:10:19,034
What do you mean, I reek?
285
00:10:19,103 --> 00:10:21,586
So much for being able
to tell each other anything.
286
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:24,448
Sure, i'’ve noticed a
putrid, rotted, spoiled smell
287
00:10:24,517 --> 00:10:26,448
but it could only
be coming from me
288
00:10:26,517 --> 00:10:28,103
if I was... spoiled rotten.
289
00:10:28,172 --> 00:10:29,206
Excuse me.
290
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:37,275
Hickory dickory clock,
we'’ve always got time for you.
291
00:10:37,344 --> 00:10:38,793
Hi. It'’s just me checking in.
292
00:10:38,862 --> 00:10:41,172
So, that was a close call
on that get-itis thing, huh?
293
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,201
You did have us worried,
but you turned it around.
294
00:10:43,241 --> 00:10:44,896
Uh, for the sake of conversation
295
00:10:44,965 --> 00:10:46,034
let'’s say I hadn'’t.
296
00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,620
You'’d become spoiled rotten.
297
00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:48,620
Literally?
298
00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:49,551
Of course.
299
00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:51,413
Aunt hilda...
300
00:10:51,482 --> 00:10:52,310
She'’s not here.
301
00:10:52,379 --> 00:10:53,034
[ Click]
302
00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:54,103
Hello?
303
00:10:54,137 --> 00:10:56,310
Are you here to buy something?
304
00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:58,068
I just thought that
some of your customers
305
00:10:58,137 --> 00:11:00,103
might get hungry while
they'’re junk shopping.
306
00:11:00,172 --> 00:11:01,620
Don'’t play innocent with me.
307
00:11:01,689 --> 00:11:04,034
You'’re trying to help the
Hondurans more than we are.
308
00:11:04,103 --> 00:11:05,182
What are you
going to do about it?
309
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:07,517
Free brownies
with every purchase.
310
00:11:07,586 --> 00:11:09,000
No, no, no, no, no. Oh! Oh!
311
00:11:11,586 --> 00:11:12,517
Sabrina?
312
00:11:12,586 --> 00:11:14,275
Oh, aunt hilda.
313
00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:16,517
Oh, what is that
disgusting smell?
314
00:11:16,586 --> 00:11:19,206
Not me. I think we have
a little sewage problem.
315
00:11:19,275 --> 00:11:20,620
Oh.
316
00:11:20,689 --> 00:11:22,620
Oh, I had a pair like those.
317
00:11:22,689 --> 00:11:25,275
Oh, who doesn'’t have
rhinestone encrusted aardvarks?
318
00:11:25,344 --> 00:11:26,793
Me. That'’s who.
319
00:11:26,862 --> 00:11:28,068
Well, they can'’t be mine.
320
00:11:28,137 --> 00:11:29,068
Mine are magical.
321
00:11:29,137 --> 00:11:30,827
What? Yeah.
322
00:11:30,896 --> 00:11:32,336
They turn your
hair a different color
323
00:11:32,379 --> 00:11:33,527
every ten minutes...
impulse buy.
324
00:11:33,551 --> 00:11:34,689
I wonder where those are.
325
00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:36,068
Oh, they'’re probably
326
00:11:36,137 --> 00:11:38,413
up in the attic with the rest
327
00:11:38,482 --> 00:11:39,689
of the magical junk.
328
00:11:39,758 --> 00:11:41,655
Well, i'’m going to
go get more brownies.
329
00:11:41,724 --> 00:11:43,137
I have not yet begun to fight.
330
00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:44,310
Okay, Don'’t panic.
331
00:11:44,379 --> 00:11:46,137
So i'’ve sold magical items
332
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,241
to half of
westbridge, and i'’m...
333
00:11:49,758 --> 00:11:50,896
spoiling rotten.
334
00:11:50,965 --> 00:11:53,482
I always thought
the end of the world
335
00:11:53,551 --> 00:11:55,379
would involve more locusts.
336
00:12:02,482 --> 00:12:04,413
Sabrina, what are you doing?
337
00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:05,724
Uh, I just remembered...
338
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,000
This stuff was stored
339
00:12:07,068 --> 00:12:09,000
very close to our
collection of asbestos dust.
340
00:12:12,172 --> 00:12:14,068
Hey...
341
00:12:15,241 --> 00:12:16,758
Thanks.
342
00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,060
[ Brooklyn accent]:
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
343
00:12:20,103 --> 00:12:23,000
Sweetness, I asked
youse for two percent.
344
00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:26,379
This is skim. I think
we got a problem here.
345
00:12:26,448 --> 00:12:29,103
Yeah. You. Are
you talkin'’ to me?
346
00:12:29,172 --> 00:12:33,034
'’cause if you are,
bring those lips closer.
347
00:12:34,344 --> 00:12:35,931
Food?
348
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,724
But I just fed you.
349
00:12:37,793 --> 00:12:38,931
Food?
350
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,172
[ Sighs]
351
00:12:40,241 --> 00:12:42,275
Oh, I can'’t take those
sad, puppyman eyes.
352
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:44,275
Take it.
353
00:12:44,344 --> 00:12:48,758
Oh, you'’re an animal.
354
00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:50,793
[ Sniffing]
355
00:12:50,862 --> 00:12:52,275
Salem, emergency!
356
00:12:52,344 --> 00:12:53,517
My room... now!
357
00:12:55,551 --> 00:12:57,275
[ Yelping]
358
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,965
Oh, come on, it'’s not that bad.
359
00:13:00,172 --> 00:13:02,310
Salem, make that crisis!
360
00:13:02,379 --> 00:13:03,620
My room... now!
361
00:13:03,689 --> 00:13:05,931
I'’m usually opposed
to calling in the feds
362
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,931
but Don'’t you think we
might want to alert the aunties?
363
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,010
Are you kidding? Admit that
364
00:13:10,034 --> 00:13:11,700
I gave away their stuff
without permission?
365
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,286
Do you know nothing
about teen rebellion?
366
00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:15,172
I know what it smells like.
367
00:13:15,241 --> 00:13:17,241
Oh, here it is... "get-itis.
368
00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:19,793
Subparagraph
12: Spoiled rotten."
369
00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:21,310
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
370
00:13:21,379 --> 00:13:22,379
"Horrible person..."
371
00:13:22,448 --> 00:13:23,896
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
372
00:13:23,965 --> 00:13:25,344
"Slimy ooze..." Oh!
373
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:26,862
"To reverse the spoiling process
374
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,517
that which was lost
must be regained."
375
00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:30,000
What does that mean?
376
00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:32,413
That the democrats need
to win back the congress?
377
00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:33,482
Wait, I get it.
378
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:34,862
It means that I have to get back
379
00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:36,620
all the stuff I gave
away from the attic.
380
00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:38,389
Only someone spoiled
rotten would give away stuff
381
00:13:38,413 --> 00:13:39,689
that didn'’t belong to them.
382
00:13:39,758 --> 00:13:41,482
You were giving away stuff?
383
00:13:41,551 --> 00:13:42,689
Let'’s see, um...
384
00:13:42,758 --> 00:13:43,931
Mrs. Quick bought that medal.
385
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,724
That must be why
she'’s acting so strange.
386
00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:47,896
By all means, blame the medal.
387
00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:51,413
Uh... Brad bought
some stupid bronze lion.
388
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,827
How bad could that be?
389
00:13:53,896 --> 00:13:57,172
[ Crying]
390
00:13:57,241 --> 00:13:59,482
Nice kitty! Oh...
391
00:13:59,551 --> 00:14:01,103
[ Roaring]
392
00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:02,551
Uh, Harvey had some hat
393
00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:05,379
and Mr. Kraft bought
some sort of little box.
394
00:14:05,448 --> 00:14:08,000
Not Zelda'’s replicating box?!
395
00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:09,551
Maybe... well,
i'’m sure he hasn'’t
396
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:10,931
figured out how to use it yet.
397
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,448
Wow, you know,
398
00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:15,103
this box could probably
replicate anything.
399
00:14:15,172 --> 00:14:18,103
Like food or medicine...
400
00:14:18,172 --> 00:14:20,517
Nah.
401
00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:21,896
Okay, i'’ve just got to round up
402
00:14:21,965 --> 00:14:23,172
half a dozen magical objects
403
00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:24,379
before I liquefy. Easy.
404
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:25,631
There'’s just one more problem.
405
00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:26,586
What'’s that?
406
00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:27,655
I hawk up things
407
00:14:27,689 --> 00:14:29,206
that smell better than you.
408
00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:32,827
Any better?
409
00:14:35,896 --> 00:14:37,827
Finally. Do you have
any idea how hard it is
410
00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:40,172
to walk with six pairs of
odor-eaters in your shoes?
411
00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:45,793
Are we going out?
Are we going out?
412
00:14:45,862 --> 00:14:47,793
No, we'’re not going out.
413
00:14:47,862 --> 00:14:49,655
I'’mgoing out.
414
00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:51,724
Bad dogman!
415
00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:53,344
I thought it would be a fun way
416
00:14:53,413 --> 00:14:55,344
to keep track of how
everyone is doing.
417
00:14:55,413 --> 00:14:56,620
Namely, how badly
418
00:14:56,689 --> 00:14:58,068
my rummage sale is trouncing
419
00:14:58,137 --> 00:14:59,448
your flour-covered butts!
420
00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:01,206
If you think that
glorified garage sale
421
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,551
is going to beat...
422
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:04,620
Ladies, ladies, please.
423
00:15:04,689 --> 00:15:07,620
Let'’s not forget
what'’s important.
424
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,931
Helping the Hondurans?
425
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,931
Oh, yeah. Sure. Whatever.
426
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,413
Hilda...
427
00:15:13,482 --> 00:15:15,002
Stop. I know what
you'’re going to say:
428
00:15:15,068 --> 00:15:17,034
"You'’re being mean-spirited
and aggressive."
429
00:15:17,103 --> 00:15:18,551
Normally, I would let you go on.
430
00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:21,206
But you see that medal
around Mrs. Quick'’s neck?
431
00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:23,965
I think that'’s my old
"competitive spirit" medal.
432
00:15:24,034 --> 00:15:25,931
Remember the one mother
used to make me wear
433
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,137
when I played field hockey
434
00:15:27,206 --> 00:15:29,034
because she said I
had no killer instinct?
435
00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:31,000
Man, you were such a priss.
436
00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:33,724
That'’s why she'’s
being so competitive.
437
00:15:33,793 --> 00:15:35,137
What'’s your excuse?
438
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,172
Mrs. Quick...
439
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,586
What a lovely medal.
440
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:40,655
Oh!
441
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:41,700
May I see it for a moment?
442
00:15:41,724 --> 00:15:42,724
Okay.
443
00:15:45,137 --> 00:15:48,517
This really is a
charming bake sale.
444
00:15:48,586 --> 00:15:50,413
What do you call these?
445
00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,586
Also-rans?
446
00:15:52,655 --> 00:15:55,896
We'’re number one!
We'’re number one!
447
00:15:55,965 --> 00:15:57,620
Then again, she may
be a competitive nut
448
00:15:57,689 --> 00:15:59,103
all on her own.
449
00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:05,862
Here.
450
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,034
Sabrina, what on
earth are you wearing?
451
00:16:08,103 --> 00:16:09,862
And would you
care to explain this?
452
00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:11,724
Uh, a glamour Don'’t and no.
453
00:16:11,793 --> 00:16:13,827
Gotta go.
454
00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:20,758
What? All'’s I said was, "walk
that by me one more time."
455
00:16:20,827 --> 00:16:22,310
Harvey...
456
00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:25,448
Hey. Lookin'’ good.
457
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:27,965
How'’s about youse plant
a wet one on your old man?
458
00:16:28,034 --> 00:16:29,758
Ah, give me that hat.
459
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:33,310
Sabrina, you have car
deodorizers in your ears.
460
00:16:33,379 --> 00:16:36,206
Well, they'’d look
ridiculous on my shoes.
461
00:16:36,275 --> 00:16:38,103
Have you seen, uh...
Brad or Mr. Kraft?
462
00:16:38,172 --> 00:16:41,206
Mr. Kraft said he was going
to y2k-proof his computer
463
00:16:41,275 --> 00:16:43,620
"before the millennium
bug rains anarchy
464
00:16:43,689 --> 00:16:45,275
down on our pitiful world."
465
00:16:45,344 --> 00:16:46,965
And I Don'’t know
what happened to Brad.
466
00:16:47,034 --> 00:16:48,896
Well, i'’m sure he'’s fine.
467
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:51,413
[ Whimpering]
468
00:16:51,482 --> 00:16:52,931
Here.
469
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,482
That was my last skittle.
470
00:16:54,551 --> 00:16:56,137
You'’re not still
hungry, are you?
471
00:16:56,206 --> 00:16:58,655
[ Roaring][ Screams]
472
00:17:00,379 --> 00:17:01,931
Please be here.
473
00:17:04,862 --> 00:17:08,000
Mr. Kraft! Mr. Kraft!
474
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,000
What do you want?
475
00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:10,000
Uh, there'’s a little problem
476
00:17:10,068 --> 00:17:11,000
with the box you bought...
477
00:17:11,068 --> 00:17:12,217
No, there is no
problem with that box.
478
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:13,355
It'’s absolutely
perfect... thank you.
479
00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:15,275
I really Don'’t
have time for this.
480
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:19,793
Miss spellman, get out!
481
00:17:19,862 --> 00:17:21,655
These bricks are mine, all mine.
482
00:17:21,724 --> 00:17:23,931
You can'’t have any
of them. Not even one.
483
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,217
I Don'’t want any
of your bricks.
484
00:17:25,241 --> 00:17:26,493
I just want my box back, please?
485
00:17:26,517 --> 00:17:29,551
What kind of idiot
do you think I am?
486
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:31,620
Talk about your essay questions.
487
00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:33,344
What'’s happening to your legs?
488
00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:34,517
Look at you!
489
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:36,275
Oh, no!
490
00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:37,344
Uh, l-l-look at you!
491
00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:38,586
You'’re a paranoid mess!
492
00:17:38,655 --> 00:17:39,965
A rich paranoid mess.
493
00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:42,000
Oh... you'’re so consumed
with making your bricks,
494
00:17:42,068 --> 00:17:43,896
I bet you forgot
which one was special,
495
00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:45,379
which one you
worked so hard for.
496
00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:46,862
Sure, I know. It was this one...
497
00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:49,172
No, it was... No, it...
498
00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:51,441
And how many is it going to
take to make you happy, huh?
499
00:17:51,482 --> 00:17:52,586
1,000? 2,000 bricks?
500
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,172
A dozen watches?
Hundreds of sweaters?
501
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,965
I have three sweaters, tops.
502
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,275
Look at how pathetic we
are... You with your bricks
503
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,424
and me with all my stuff...
And we'’ve completely forgotten
504
00:18:00,448 --> 00:18:01,724
about the people of Honduras.
505
00:18:01,793 --> 00:18:03,206
I never met them!
506
00:18:03,275 --> 00:18:05,551
You know, i'’ve been such
an enormous spoiled brat.
507
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:07,896
I mean, it wasn'’t the
things in the attic I lost.
508
00:18:07,965 --> 00:18:09,724
It was my appreciation
509
00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:11,344
for what'’s really
important... People!
510
00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:13,103
Hey! I stopped rotting!
511
00:18:14,379 --> 00:18:15,965
What happened?
512
00:18:16,034 --> 00:18:17,862
Wait a minute...
513
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,172
Who... who are you?
514
00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:22,172
I know...
515
00:18:22,241 --> 00:18:24,896
You'’re one of those
aliens, aren'’t you?
516
00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:26,896
Okay.
517
00:18:31,172 --> 00:18:32,458
You'’re too smart
for us, Willard.
518
00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:34,044
We couldn'’t fool you
by pretending to be
519
00:18:34,068 --> 00:18:35,000
one of your students.
520
00:18:35,068 --> 00:18:37,172
Well, I am a little sharper
521
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,413
than your average earthling.
522
00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:40,620
Silence!
523
00:18:40,689 --> 00:18:41,620
Give me our box.
524
00:18:41,689 --> 00:18:42,689
Of course. Sorry.
525
00:18:42,758 --> 00:18:44,655
Take it.
526
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,965
And donate all your
bricks to the charity drive.
527
00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:48,724
All of them?
528
00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:50,172
Don'’t make me
fire up the probe.
529
00:18:50,241 --> 00:18:52,344
No.
530
00:18:52,413 --> 00:18:54,586
Sabrina, where
did you get all this?
531
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,551
Oh, just junk I
had lying around.
532
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,655
Figured I didn'’t
need it anymore.
533
00:18:58,724 --> 00:19:00,034
Ooh! A new DVD player.
534
00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:01,517
I'’ll give you 50 bucks.
535
00:19:01,586 --> 00:19:02,655
Yes!
536
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,586
We'’re going to win
this time, for sure.
537
00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:05,793
We will drink deep
538
00:19:05,862 --> 00:19:07,448
from the cup
539
00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:09,448
of our enemy'’s annihilation.
540
00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:10,689
[ Laughing]
541
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:13,310
How could I lose?
542
00:19:13,379 --> 00:19:15,413
Kraft: And so, I am happy
543
00:19:15,482 --> 00:19:17,310
to give this gold to the needy.
544
00:19:17,379 --> 00:19:19,482
Charity should span all borders,
545
00:19:19,551 --> 00:19:22,655
be they earthly or... beyond.
546
00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:25,620
I still think Zelda and I
could have pulled it off
547
00:19:25,689 --> 00:19:27,241
if something... Or someone
548
00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:29,000
hadn'’t eaten all our cookies.
549
00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:32,596
Mrs. Quick, I know
how hard you worked
550
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:33,620
on the charity drive
551
00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:34,976
and that'’s why I
want to give you this.
552
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,310
Your charm bracelet?
553
00:19:36,379 --> 00:19:37,931
Oh, Sabrina, I couldn'’t.
554
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,793
You'’ve already given so much
555
00:19:39,862 --> 00:19:41,517
and it means so much to you.
556
00:19:41,586 --> 00:19:42,941
But that'’s why I
want you to have it
557
00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:44,355
because I know
it'’ll make you happy
558
00:19:44,379 --> 00:19:45,699
and that means so
much more to me.
559
00:19:45,724 --> 00:19:47,482
Oh, thank you, Sabrina.
560
00:19:47,551 --> 00:19:50,827
I hope I Don'’t have to
declare this on my taxes.
561
00:19:52,172 --> 00:19:53,931
You know, Sabrina,
562
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,068
in a strange way, we'’re
actually very proud of you.
563
00:19:57,137 --> 00:19:59,517
For being an
obnoxious spoiled brat
564
00:19:59,586 --> 00:20:00,734
giving away family treasures,
565
00:20:00,758 --> 00:20:02,448
almost rotting into a slimy glob
566
00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:04,068
and convincing your boyfriend
567
00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:05,931
that he was accosted by aliens?
568
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,448
I said in a strange way.
569
00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:10,068
Hey, have you seen Brad?
570
00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:11,827
I'’ve been calling
him for hours.
571
00:20:11,896 --> 00:20:13,827
Uh, Brad...
572
00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:18,724
I'’d like to return this.
573
00:20:18,793 --> 00:20:19,586
Hi, Brad.
574
00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:20,551
Um, you know what?
575
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,448
You'’re our 26th customer today
576
00:20:22,517 --> 00:20:24,655
so you get a free t-shirt.
577
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,827
And some topical ointment.
578
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:31,803
But I Don'’t want
to get rid of him.
579
00:20:31,827 --> 00:20:33,103
I love him.
580
00:20:33,172 --> 00:20:35,310
We all do, but he'’s too
much responsibility for you.
581
00:20:35,379 --> 00:20:37,655
And sparky'’s going to love
being with his new family.
582
00:20:37,724 --> 00:20:40,000
I hear they have a huge
farm in the other realm and...
583
00:20:42,965 --> 00:20:45,068
Someone'’s here, someone'’s
here, someone'’s here!
584
00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:50,620
We'’re the midbys.
We'’re here for sparky.
585
00:20:50,689 --> 00:20:52,103
Yeah, we'’re here for sparky.
586
00:20:52,172 --> 00:20:54,241
I'’m going to miss you, boy.
587
00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:55,550
Son, he'’s your responsibility.
588
00:20:55,586 --> 00:20:56,906
I'’ll take care of
him, I promise.
589
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,172
Think I can have a llama?
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