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I love going to movies
in the other realm.
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You see next
year'’s blockbusters
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before they'’re even made.
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Those poor mortal actors...
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They actually think
they have free will.
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Ow!
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What is going on?
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So, this is what it
feels like to be a mime.
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That'’s odd.
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The closet'’s
never refused entry
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to anyone before.
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Well, we'’ll have
to figure it out
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after the movie.
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You'’re just going
to leave me here?
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Sorry. We'’re late.
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At least we won'’t have to sit
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through the whole movie
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listening to you say,
"now, which one is he?"
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Oh, but...!
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Oh.
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This is so unfair.
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So, looks like it'’s
just you and me.
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Want to do each other'’s hair?
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I take that as a "no."
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I think my dinosaur
is double-parked. Ugh.
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Oh, Salem, you must be up early
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for your paper route.
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Can I zap you something to eat?
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Good idea.
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I'’ve always felt breakfast
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is the most important
meal of the morning.
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You know what we never have?
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Possum.
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No. Pancakes.
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Pancakes for breakfast?
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You'’re mad!
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Pancakes?!
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[ Gasps]: No!
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You know, the whole
fork-up-to-my-mouth thing
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implied I was
going to eat those.
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No pancakes! Not in this house!
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Not ever!
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Are we fanatic waffle people?
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You mustn'’t ever eat pancakes.
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No one in our
family can eat them.
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It'’s a family secret.
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Thefamily secret?
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Just afamily secret.
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But not being able
to eat pancakes
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is one of the darker and
more frightening secrets.
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Wow, makes the whole
prince of tidessecret seem tame.
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All spellmans have a terrible
weakness for pancakes.
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One bite and you
won'’t be able to stop.
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Mmm, I can quit anytime I want.
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Salem is not affected
because he'’s not family
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but we'’re deadly serious
about you, Sabrina.
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Oh, no. Are we about to have
the parent-child pancake talk?
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We should have told
you this a long time ago.
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One bite of pancakes and
you'’ll be hooked for life.
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It'’s almost as shameful
as being hooked on phonics.
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Well, maybe it won'’t affect me
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because i'’m half mortal.
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We can'’t take that risk.
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Because our feelings
for Sabrina really matter
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here'’s a spell to prevent
the aforementioned Sabrina
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from conjuring pancake batter.
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Well, what am I supposed
to do for breakfast?
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Try a poached egg.
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Yuck!
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This is ridiculous.
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Whoever heard of being
addicted to pancakes?
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Haven'’t you learned by now
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to believe what
your aunts tell you
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no matter how silly it sounds?
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It'’s always for your own good.
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But they look so syrupy good.
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Once teensy bite
can'’t possibly...
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Sabrina, no...
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Sabrina!
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There, I ate pancakes
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and I Don'’t feel
one bit addicted.
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I knew my aunts
were overreacting.
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Just to save her from herself
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i'’d better destroy
the rest of these.
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[ Gobbling]
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Hey, what you eating?
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Pancakes.
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Really?
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Can I have some?
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Normally, I would
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but this may be the
only hot breakfast
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I get this week.
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My mom'’s not really
into cooking much
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since she got pregnant.
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She pretty much spends
her whole morning barfing
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and yelling at my dad.
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Just one little bite.
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Since when did you become
such a pancake fiend?
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Ha! I'’m not a fiend.
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Eww.
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They say she'’s keeps
all her belongings
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in a shopping cart.
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My aunts did this to me.
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They put weird
thoughts in my head.
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I am not getting
hooked on pancakes.
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Hey! What'’s in there!
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French toast.
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Move along.
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I can'’t find anything
wrong with the linen closet
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except that musty,
grandmothery smell.
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But that came with the house.
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Then why am I the only
one that refuses to transport
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to the other realm?
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You Don'’t still have that
plate in your head, do you?
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You think it'’s that
plate in my head?
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Have you done or
said anything lately
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that might have angered
the witches'’ council?
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Of course not.
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I'’ve been an absolute peach.
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Or perhaps i'’ve done something.
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Andrews. Witch immigration.
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Immigration?
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You'’ve obviously
made a gigantic mistake.
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My sister and I have lived
here for over 200 years.
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We had a report that someone
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in this house has been living
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in the mortal realm illegally
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without filling out
the proper paperwork.
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[ Chuckles]
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Paperwork?
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Offer him a bribe.
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We'’re going to
have to run a F.I.T.
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That'’s a field
immigration test.
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Read this sentence
aloud, please.
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Fine.
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"We went out and
about again and again
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in our Ford falcon."
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You'’re next.
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I'’ve got nothing to hid.
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"We went oot and aboot
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agayn and agayn
in our fard felcon."
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Arrest her.
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What?
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Those results were
completely inconclusive, eh?
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Hilda, you never filled
out your paperwork
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to live in this realm?
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It was 200 years ago.
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I was busy chopping wood
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and trying to keep Ben
Franklin'’s hands off me.
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Where are you taking her?
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Back to the northern
sector of the other realm
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where she came from.
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Hilda?
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I'’ll fed-ex you your
cap with the earflaps.
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Stop trying to lick my hands.
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There'’s no syrup on them.
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Okay. Today i'’d like
to spend some time
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making a list of possible
ways to raise money
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for this year'’s prom.
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Anyone?
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Anyone at all?
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Last year I wrote, produced
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and modeled in a
fabulous fashion show.
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Didn'’t that lose $600?
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So? I got to keep my wardrobe.
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We could raffle off a Cadillac.
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Do you know someone who has one?
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No. I'’m just an idea man.
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I'’m in the mood for pancakes.
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Are you holding?
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Sabrina, you usually
have good ideas.
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What sort of a fund-raiser
would you suggest?
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Pancakes!
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Are you suggesting
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we have a pancake
breakfast to raise money?
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No, no. I wouldn'’t
want to have breakfast
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with those soft, flaky fluffy,
buttery, melt-in-your mouth...
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Do you have any?!
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I think it'’s a charming idea.
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A pancake breakfast it is.
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Sabrina, you'’re drooling.
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[ Phone rings]
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Hilda?
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Zelda, can you hear me?
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You'’ve got to
get me oot of here.
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Are you all right?
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Is it just awful?
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Well, somebody just traded
me for some badger pelts.
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So, in answer to
your question...
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Yes, it is awful.
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Whoa!
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[ Grunting]
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Do you mind?
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Oof!
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I'’m trying to have
a conversation here.
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All right. Where were we?
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Oh, yeah. Help!
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Don'’t worry, hilda.
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I'’ll think of something.
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Okay, frenchy, that'’s it.
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You'’re oot of here.
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Aah, there'’s got to be
something in this house
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that tastes like pancakes!
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Ooh! Maple-cured ham.
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Ugh! Stupid thing
just tastes like ham.
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Hello, Sabrina.
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Oh, uh, home from school.
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Felt like a snack. Maybe fruit.
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I'’ve got to fill out
all these forms
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or aunt hilda will be trapped
in the other realm forever
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which I know has its upside
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but she'’s my sister after all.
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[ Giggling nervously]
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Honey, are you all right?
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Your hand is shaking.
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I Don'’t think so.
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Maybe your eyes are shaking.
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Okay. I know I can just sit here
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watch TV and not
think about pancakes.
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Man: Mannix, you'’ve
broken every rule in the book.
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You can'’t eat pancakes
during a high-speed chase.
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Narrator: Rommel'’s dilemma
came down to one agonizing choice:
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Hitler or pancakes.
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Host: Hello.
You'’re on lovelines.
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Caller: I like pancakes.
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[ Screams]
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Salem: Geez, i'’m the only
cati know that has insomnia.
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Maybe it'’s that
22-hour nap I took today.
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Is that a light I
see in the kitchen?
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Sabrina!
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Oh!
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No! No!
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You'’re making
pancakes, aren'’t you?
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You'’re hooked!
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You'’re a flapjack fiend!
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No, i'’m not!
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I-I'’m not!
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Yes, I am.
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I'’m hooked. And you know what?
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There'’s a big pancake
breakfast tomorrow at school
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and everyone will know
my shameful secret!
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You got to help me!
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I'’ll help you
through this Sabrina.
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There'’s no problem you
and I can'’t solve together
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except maybe world hunger
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and war and global
warming and...
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Maybe we can'’t
solve this problem.
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Okay. We can brew up a syrup
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that will make you hate
the taste of pancakes.
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You can take it
with you to school
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and pour it on before
you take that first bite.
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It'’ll taste sobad.
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Quit flapping your lip, cat
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and give me the
first ingredient!
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[ Gagging]: You'’re pressing
on my Adam'’s apple.
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[ Panting]: Oyster juice.
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Great.
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Now, this time, inthe beaker.
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Oh, Sabrina, you
brought your own syrup.
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Yeah. I'’m germ phobic.
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Me, too.
262
00:09:35,379 --> 00:09:37,103
I brought gloves.
263
00:09:37,172 --> 00:09:39,344
Hey, I saved you a seat
264
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,310
and I got you an
extra-big stack.
265
00:09:41,379 --> 00:09:43,344
Uh-huh, i'’m just
going to have a bite.
266
00:09:43,413 --> 00:09:45,275
Yesterday they were
all you could talk about.
267
00:09:45,344 --> 00:09:46,655
So a woman should be seen
268
00:09:46,724 --> 00:09:47,931
and not heard, is that it?
269
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,103
Are you okay?
270
00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,689
Is that twitch new?
271
00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,379
Libby: Hey, Sabrina
272
00:09:52,448 --> 00:09:54,103
this one fell on the floor.
273
00:09:54,172 --> 00:09:55,931
I thought you might like it.
274
00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,620
Okay. What'’s the catch?
275
00:09:57,689 --> 00:09:59,551
Eww... squared.
276
00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:02,275
Okay, i'’m just going
to put my syrup on these
277
00:10:02,344 --> 00:10:03,344
and then...
278
00:10:03,379 --> 00:10:04,896
My syrup?
279
00:10:04,965 --> 00:10:06,482
Where'’s my syrup?!
280
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,103
No! Wait!
281
00:10:12,689 --> 00:10:15,137
I got to get out of here.
282
00:10:15,206 --> 00:10:17,137
Oh, these taste awful.
283
00:10:17,206 --> 00:10:19,172
My syrup.
284
00:10:19,241 --> 00:10:20,793
Just one bite.
285
00:10:20,862 --> 00:10:23,068
Hey, these aren'’t awful.
286
00:10:23,137 --> 00:10:24,275
They'’re delicious.
287
00:10:24,344 --> 00:10:25,448
They'’re blueberry.
288
00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:26,931
I Don'’t like blueberry.
289
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000
Oh, no.
290
00:10:28,034 --> 00:10:29,034
More!
291
00:10:29,068 --> 00:10:30,137
I need more!
292
00:10:31,275 --> 00:10:32,758
What are you all
sitting there for?
293
00:10:32,827 --> 00:10:33,827
I need pancakes!
294
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:40,896
I love pancakes!
295
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,586
I hope nobody noticed that.
296
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:54,068
Finally, I have filled out
297
00:10:54,137 --> 00:10:56,344
the last of hilda'’s
immigration papers.
298
00:10:56,413 --> 00:10:59,827
"Emergency. Please rush."
299
00:10:59,896 --> 00:11:01,689
Now, to get them
to the other realm.
300
00:11:01,758 --> 00:11:04,206
Why do you still use
the pony express?
301
00:11:04,275 --> 00:11:06,206
I got a coupon 150 years ago.
302
00:11:06,275 --> 00:11:09,724
He could have at least
cleaned up after his horse.
303
00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:12,068
There are wood
shavings everywhere.
304
00:11:12,137 --> 00:11:13,413
Well, that was fast.
305
00:11:13,482 --> 00:11:14,482
I was worried
306
00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:16,758
he wouldn'’t make it
through comanche country.
307
00:11:16,827 --> 00:11:18,551
"Thank you for
filing your request
308
00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:20,448
"for a change in
immigration status.
309
00:11:20,517 --> 00:11:21,793
"Please expect a response
310
00:11:21,862 --> 00:11:23,620
within five to ten
working years."
311
00:11:23,689 --> 00:11:24,724
Years?!
312
00:11:24,793 --> 00:11:26,000
Ooh, that'’s too bad.
313
00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:27,758
I'’m really going to miss...
314
00:11:27,827 --> 00:11:28,827
Helga?
315
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:29,862
I can'’t wait years
316
00:11:29,931 --> 00:11:32,172
to get hilda out of
that frozen purgatory.
317
00:11:32,241 --> 00:11:33,517
If I want my sister back
318
00:11:33,586 --> 00:11:35,655
i'’ll have to take matters
into my own hands.
319
00:11:35,724 --> 00:11:38,137
You'’re going to form your
own ragtag band of commandos?
320
00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:41,551
Sabrina: Aunt Zelda, help!
321
00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:42,931
Sabrina?
322
00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:46,586
[ Gasps]
323
00:11:46,655 --> 00:11:49,206
I-I think i'’m retaining water.
324
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:50,896
Or syrup.
325
00:11:50,965 --> 00:11:53,724
Oh, dear. I think I know
what'’s happened here.
326
00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:55,620
Let'’s get you inside.
327
00:11:57,379 --> 00:11:58,482
Suck it in.
328
00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,551
I am!
329
00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:03,551
How many pancakes did you eat?
330
00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:04,655
I Don'’t know.
331
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,137
I lost count after
the first 500.
332
00:12:06,206 --> 00:12:08,275
You know, there'’s a
bright future for this girl
333
00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:09,517
in professional wrestling.
334
00:12:09,586 --> 00:12:12,551
Salem, that was
totally uncalled for.
335
00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:15,241
Sabrina, you'’re
crushing my foot.
336
00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:17,379
You should have
listened to your aunts.
337
00:12:17,448 --> 00:12:19,172
But I realize that young people
338
00:12:19,241 --> 00:12:21,862
sometimes think they
know more than their elders.
339
00:12:21,931 --> 00:12:23,965
Kids.
340
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,482
The first thing to do
341
00:12:25,551 --> 00:12:27,862
is to get you back
to normal size.
342
00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:42,655
Oh! Thank you, Dr. Brickman.
343
00:12:42,724 --> 00:12:43,724
I'’m cured.
344
00:12:43,793 --> 00:12:45,275
Zelda: Sabrina!
345
00:12:45,344 --> 00:12:46,689
It'’s a crepe!
346
00:12:46,758 --> 00:12:48,620
You have to go cold Turkey.
347
00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:49,896
I know it'’s hard.
348
00:12:49,965 --> 00:12:51,724
When I gave up red meat
349
00:12:51,793 --> 00:12:53,344
I was ready to kill.
350
00:12:53,413 --> 00:12:54,655
But I had to...
351
00:12:54,724 --> 00:12:56,000
The old ticker.
352
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:58,137
Fine. I'’ll start my
recovery right now.
353
00:12:58,206 --> 00:13:01,034
I hear there'’s a 12-step
meeting at Howard Johnson'’s.
354
00:13:08,068 --> 00:13:10,586
Oh, how long do I
have to stay in here?
355
00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:12,827
It may take a few hours.
It may take a few days.
356
00:13:12,896 --> 00:13:14,931
But there'’s no other
way to beat this thing.
357
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,275
Couldn'’t this be one of
those things we just accept?
358
00:13:17,344 --> 00:13:19,172
Honey, i'’ll be back
as soon as I can.
359
00:13:19,241 --> 00:13:21,724
I'’ve got to go to the
other realm to rescue hilda.
360
00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:23,517
But, Salem, if
there'’s an emergency
361
00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:25,034
you know where to call, right?
362
00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:26,586
The money store?
363
00:13:27,655 --> 00:13:30,172
Yes, I have your pager number.
364
00:13:30,241 --> 00:13:31,172
Oh, Don'’t worry.
365
00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:34,172
I went through the same
pancake detox years ago.
366
00:13:34,241 --> 00:13:36,482
You'’ll get through it.
367
00:13:36,551 --> 00:13:37,931
Just remember
368
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,965
it'’s times like these
that build character.
369
00:13:40,034 --> 00:13:41,793
I Don'’t want character.
370
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,034
I want pancakes!
371
00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:50,206
Keep busy.
372
00:13:50,275 --> 00:13:52,206
That will make the time go by.
373
00:14:48,379 --> 00:14:51,000
I got 18 kids
374
00:14:51,068 --> 00:14:53,413
sure could use a mama.
375
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,344
Hilda!
376
00:14:56,413 --> 00:14:57,413
Zelda!
377
00:14:57,448 --> 00:14:58,965
Oh, please tell me
378
00:14:59,034 --> 00:15:00,620
you have my citizenship papers.
379
00:15:00,689 --> 00:15:03,068
At midnight, it'’s crazy
klondike bride daze.
380
00:15:03,137 --> 00:15:04,931
No. I'’m sneaking
you across the border.
381
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:05,931
It'’s our only hope.
382
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,517
Are you sure?
It'’s so dangerous.
383
00:15:07,586 --> 00:15:09,000
We could get lost in the storm
384
00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:10,068
and freeze to death.
385
00:15:10,103 --> 00:15:11,413
We could be eaten by bears.
386
00:15:11,482 --> 00:15:13,965
Not if you'’s my
wife, you won'’t.
387
00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:16,344
Okay, come on, Zelda, mush!
388
00:15:16,413 --> 00:15:18,517
[ Groaning]
389
00:15:19,689 --> 00:15:21,172
Blueberry.
390
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:31,655
[ Upbeat '’20s
dance music playing]
391
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,965
♪ Flapjacks, griddle cakes,
flannel cakes, ho cakes ♪
392
00:15:43,034 --> 00:15:44,896
♪ we Don'’t care, just
give us more cakes ♪
393
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:50,482
♪ cook '’em up, stack
'’em up ten miles high ♪
394
00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:52,862
♪ pour on the syrup,
and oh, my, my ♪
395
00:15:52,931 --> 00:15:55,827
♪ cakes on the griddle
fill up your middle ♪
396
00:15:55,896 --> 00:15:57,931
The answer to the riddle
is cakes on the griddle.
397
00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:01,344
♪ That'’s right ♪
398
00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:04,000
♪ the answer to the riddle
is cakes on the griddle ♪
399
00:16:04,068 --> 00:16:05,275
♪ that'’s right ♪
400
00:16:05,344 --> 00:16:08,551
♪ the answer to the riddle
is cakes on the griddle ♪
401
00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:09,793
♪ that'’s right ♪
402
00:16:09,862 --> 00:16:12,758
♪ the answer to the riddle
is cakes on the griddle ♪
403
00:16:12,827 --> 00:16:15,620
[ Screaming] ♪ that'’s right ♪
404
00:16:15,689 --> 00:16:18,000
♪ the answer to the
riddle is cakes... ♪
405
00:16:18,068 --> 00:16:20,482
Salem, you got to
get me out of here.
406
00:16:20,551 --> 00:16:23,275
Hey, Sabrina, hungry?
407
00:16:23,344 --> 00:16:24,896
[ Laughing]
408
00:16:24,965 --> 00:16:26,379
[ Screams]
409
00:16:27,724 --> 00:16:28,586
Who are you?
410
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,758
Why, i'’m Mrs. Mapleton.
411
00:16:30,827 --> 00:16:34,379
I'’m the syrup dispenser
of your dreams.
412
00:16:34,448 --> 00:16:35,896
What are you doing here?
413
00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:38,068
I'’m here to help you, dear.
414
00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:39,275
Can you get me out of here?
415
00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:40,586
Of course.
416
00:16:40,655 --> 00:16:41,896
We'’ll go someplace
417
00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:44,275
where you'’ll feel
safe and happy.
418
00:16:44,344 --> 00:16:46,379
Take hold of my handle. Whoo!
419
00:16:46,448 --> 00:16:48,586
Sorry if it'’s a little sticky.
420
00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:50,206
How can I be sure
I can trust you?
421
00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:52,689
I mean, after all, you'’re
a giant syrup dispenser.
422
00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:56,482
So, I guess that means
i'’m not a good person?
423
00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:58,000
Come on.
424
00:16:58,068 --> 00:17:00,034
Where are we?
425
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,931
We'’re at the international
pancake house.
426
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,551
Now that i'’m trying
to kick pancakes
427
00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:05,655
good place to take me.
428
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:08,689
Everyone'’s here because
they love pancakes
429
00:17:08,758 --> 00:17:10,000
just like you do.
430
00:17:10,068 --> 00:17:12,034
But I Don'’t want to be
hooked on pancakes.
431
00:17:12,103 --> 00:17:14,517
I forgot about my friends.
I forgot about my family.
432
00:17:14,586 --> 00:17:16,827
All I could think about
was getting more pancakes
433
00:17:16,896 --> 00:17:17,896
eating more pancakes.
434
00:17:17,931 --> 00:17:19,034
The butter, the syrup...
435
00:17:19,103 --> 00:17:20,862
Maybe i'’ll just
have one little stack.
436
00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:22,551
There'’s nothing wrong
437
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,206
with liking pancakes.
438
00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:26,517
Why should you have
to suffer and spend
439
00:17:26,586 --> 00:17:29,517
your whole life craving
something you can'’t have?
440
00:17:29,586 --> 00:17:32,241
If I stay here, i'’ll never see
my aunts or my friends again.
441
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:33,689
Friends hurt you.
442
00:17:33,758 --> 00:17:35,896
Friends cancel plans.
443
00:17:35,965 --> 00:17:38,448
Pancakes Don'’t.
444
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:40,551
And they smell delicious.
445
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:43,896
Why not take
just one little bite?
446
00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:46,620
Well, the fork is here.
447
00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:51,931
There it is... The border
to the mortal realm.
448
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,931
We'’ve made it.
449
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000
Freeze.
450
00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:57,344
Like we could do anything
else in this weather.
451
00:17:57,413 --> 00:17:58,482
Where are you going?
452
00:17:58,551 --> 00:18:00,172
To the mortal
realm. To our home.
453
00:18:00,241 --> 00:18:01,344
So we'’ll be on our way
454
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,413
and you can get back
455
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,137
to chasing snidely
whiplash, okay?
456
00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:05,517
Before I let you go
457
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,103
I have to ask you
a few questions
458
00:18:07,172 --> 00:18:09,413
about the mortal realm
to prove you live there.
459
00:18:09,482 --> 00:18:10,586
Standard procedure.
460
00:18:10,655 --> 00:18:12,551
Fire away. I do have three phds.
461
00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:14,310
What are the names
of the hanson brothers?
462
00:18:14,379 --> 00:18:15,482
Who?
463
00:18:15,551 --> 00:18:17,344
Isaac, Zachary and Taylor.
464
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:19,862
What actor from Marcus
welby married Barbra Streisand?
465
00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:21,965
Oh, oh, Robert young.
466
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,310
James brolin.
467
00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:24,793
Sports... who'’s the best...?
468
00:18:24,862 --> 00:18:26,068
Michael Jordan.
469
00:18:26,137 --> 00:18:27,724
Correct. You can go.
470
00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:29,482
Oh, not you. Her.
471
00:18:29,551 --> 00:18:30,758
But, but...
472
00:18:30,827 --> 00:18:32,206
You didn'’t answer one question.
473
00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:34,344
There'’s no way you
live in the mortal realm.
474
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,931
But I do.
475
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,137
I know who wrote
pride and prejudice.
476
00:18:38,206 --> 00:18:40,586
I know who discovered
the uranium isotope.
477
00:18:40,655 --> 00:18:42,724
Nobody in the mortal
realm knows those things.
478
00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:43,724
Hilda!
479
00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:44,827
I'’ll help you, Zelda.
480
00:18:44,896 --> 00:18:46,448
Go back to the
bar and wait for me.
481
00:18:46,517 --> 00:18:47,689
You'’ll be okay.
482
00:18:47,758 --> 00:18:50,275
Tonight'’s ladies'’ night,
and you'’ll be the only lady.
483
00:18:50,344 --> 00:18:58,344
[ All chanting]: Eat, eat, eat,
eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat...
484
00:18:58,586 --> 00:19:00,137
Hilda: Sabrina?
485
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:04,241
There'’s no place like home.
There'’s no place like home.
486
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,551
Sabrina.
487
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:07,827
It'’s okay.
488
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:08,931
It'’s aunt hilda.
489
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000
Is it over?
490
00:19:10,068 --> 00:19:11,689
There'’s only one
way to be sure.
491
00:19:14,758 --> 00:19:15,931
No.
492
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000
Oh, very good.
493
00:19:17,034 --> 00:19:18,448
So, how do you feel?
494
00:19:18,517 --> 00:19:20,034
Like I want pancakes.
495
00:19:20,103 --> 00:19:22,275
But I guess that'’s how
i'’m always going to feel.
496
00:19:22,344 --> 00:19:24,413
I'’ll just have to take
it one day at a time.
497
00:19:24,482 --> 00:19:26,344
I'’m so proud of you.
498
00:19:26,413 --> 00:19:28,206
I should start getting
my life back together.
499
00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:29,206
I'’m off to the mall.
500
00:19:29,275 --> 00:19:30,275
Not so fast.
501
00:19:30,344 --> 00:19:31,448
If aunt Zelda were here
502
00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:33,689
she'’d give you some
kind of parental lecture
503
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:36,206
but because she'’s still
waiting for me to save her
504
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,379
i'’ll have to fill in.
505
00:19:37,448 --> 00:19:40,034
Um, Sabrina, you...
506
00:19:40,103 --> 00:19:42,689
Should listen to you
guys and trust your advice.
507
00:19:42,758 --> 00:19:44,172
Right. And...
508
00:19:44,241 --> 00:19:46,000
Realize that it'’s
easier to solve problems
509
00:19:46,068 --> 00:19:47,000
when I ask for help.
510
00:19:47,068 --> 00:19:48,862
Exactly. And always...
511
00:19:48,931 --> 00:19:50,551
Know that my
family is there for me.
512
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:52,862
Right. Man, I am good.
513
00:19:52,931 --> 00:19:53,793
[ Loud crash]
514
00:19:53,862 --> 00:19:56,000
Salem: Sabrina!
Hilda! Come quick!
515
00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:02,482
I guess it'’s time to put
chains on this hamper.
516
00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:04,862
Aunt Zelda, you escaped.
517
00:20:04,931 --> 00:20:06,551
How did you get
oot, I mean, out?
518
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:08,413
I was sitting there
waiting for you
519
00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:09,965
in that awful saloon when...
520
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,172
[Sports announcer speaking
indistinctly on television]
521
00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:16,965
I Don'’t know how many of you
522
00:20:17,034 --> 00:20:19,103
are familiar with swan lake
523
00:20:19,172 --> 00:20:19,931
but...
524
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,344
[ Angry shouting]
525
00:20:21,413 --> 00:20:22,793
And the next thing I know
526
00:20:22,862 --> 00:20:24,827
I was being tossed
across the border.
527
00:20:24,896 --> 00:20:26,068
But, Sabrina, how are you?
528
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,068
Oh, i'’m fine.
529
00:20:27,137 --> 00:20:28,896
Aunt hilda helped me through it.
530
00:20:28,965 --> 00:20:31,068
Well, i'’m glad hilda
helped someone.
531
00:20:31,137 --> 00:20:33,965
I'’m just glad not to be
hallucinating anymore.
532
00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:37,103
Oh, hi, Mrs. M.
533
00:20:37,172 --> 00:20:38,275
Who is she talking to?
534
00:20:38,344 --> 00:20:40,103
I was...
535
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,827
She was...
536
00:20:41,896 --> 00:20:43,000
Ooh...
537
00:20:44,689 --> 00:20:46,000
Hard day.
538
00:20:46,068 --> 00:20:48,206
Lots of sugar.
539
00:20:51,758 --> 00:20:53,586
[ Slurring]: You
know what, Charlie?
540
00:20:53,655 --> 00:20:55,551
You'’re my only friend.
541
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:56,896
[ Sobbing]
542
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,034
You'’re my only friend
543
00:20:59,103 --> 00:21:01,586
in the whole wide world.
544
00:21:01,655 --> 00:21:03,413
Salem, how many catnip mai tais
545
00:21:03,482 --> 00:21:04,413
have you had?
546
00:21:04,482 --> 00:21:05,413
What'’s it to you?
547
00:21:05,482 --> 00:21:07,448
Salem, this has gone too far.
548
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,241
Your litter box is a mess.
549
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,827
You can'’t keep
your cat food down
550
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:12,896
you owe money to
pet stores all over town.
551
00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:14,482
You have to admit you'’ve become
552
00:21:14,551 --> 00:21:15,586
powerless over catnip.
553
00:21:15,655 --> 00:21:17,517
That your life has
become unmanageable.
554
00:21:17,586 --> 00:21:18,689
You know what, Sabrina?
555
00:21:18,758 --> 00:21:22,413
You'’re my only fr... friend
556
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,413
in this whole wide world.
557
00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:26,862
Let'’s get you home before
you start singing show tunes.
558
00:21:26,931 --> 00:21:28,896
My mother was a Saint.
559
00:21:28,965 --> 00:21:31,965
I could take
anyone in this place.
560
00:21:32,034 --> 00:21:33,620
Come on.
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