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Salem: Whoa!
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Halt! Alto!
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You'’re stuffing
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my salmon into yourbook bag?
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That red, flaky sockeye
is all I have to live for.
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Sorry, Salem.
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All the clubs at school
are collecting canned goods
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for the food drive.
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Sabrina, charity begins at home.
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In fact, in my mind, it begins
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in the cat dish.
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Ohh... you'’re a
good witch, Sabrina.
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And if there were another
cat in the house, i'’d share it.
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Well, there'’s always
fluffy next door.
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Mmm...? Yeah, yeah.
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I'’ll get right on that.
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[ Moaning]
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[ With Japanese accent]: Please
remove your shoes and enjoy the show.
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Aunt hilda! Are you going
to drive me to school?!
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I just have to get my violin!
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Zelda, watch
where you'’re going.
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You just bumped into me.
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Zelda: You bumped into me.
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I am sonervous.
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I have an audition
for a string trio
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and these musicians
are very serious.
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They think Mozart'’s
requiem is too lighthearted.
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Aunt hilda... Just
let me find my keys.
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You have three arms.
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Don'’t I wish.
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What?
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Oh!
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How did that get there?
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I Don'’t know, but it
doesn'’t match your outfit.
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Zelda!
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I know!
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You only have...
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I know.
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I still have two eyes.
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I have an audition
in half an hour.
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I cannot show up
at the conservatory
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with three arms.
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That'’s cheating.
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We'’ve got a weather
advisory for anyone
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traveling from Neptune
to earth this weekend.
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What'’s this?
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The witch channel.
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It'’s a rip-off at
19.95 a month.
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Sunspots will be affecting
the entire inner half
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of the solar system.
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Just as I suspected.
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What? What did you suspect?
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Sunspots. They cause
molecular instability.
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That'’s how myarm
got attached to hilda.
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Is this permanent?
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If it is, we'’ll have to
cancel the canoe trip.
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We have to fix this.
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The people at the conservatory
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already think
i'’m a little... ditsy.
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Wherever would
they get that idea?
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Well, there was that
time yo-yo ma was soloing
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and I screamed, "kick
out the jams, yo-yo!"
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I have to look up the spell
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to put our arms back.
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Sabrina, take the bus to school.
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Ohh! But i'’ll be late!
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He always picks up other kids.
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I'’m sorry, but I can'’t
do everything at once
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especially with only one arm.
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I Don'’t think I
can go to school
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with molecular
instability in the air.
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What if one of myarms breaks off
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and gets attached to Harvey?
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I Don'’t think I
could remain calm.
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Because you'’re half mortal
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we Don'’t know how
sunspots will affect you.
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Just be extra careful.
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I'’m drawing a blank.
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What was the up
side to being a witch?
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Need a hand?
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The science club is
the worst bin in school.
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I brought some licorice.
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Does that help?
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We'’re not really canned
people at my house.
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How'’d you do that?
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Do what?
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Your hair.
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Oh, no.
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Got to go!
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Okay, i'’m going to pass out.
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Oh, no!
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Molecular instability.
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Hey.
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Hey! Hi, Harvey.
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God never meant ravioli
to be stuffed into a can
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but i'’ve got a
whole bag of them.
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Oh, great, thanks.
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What'’s that? Hair?
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Yeah.
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Um, fake... fall... wig.
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Well, if you need
to put it back on
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i'’ve got some duct
tape in my locker.
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The cheerleaders have
collected more canned food
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than any other club.
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I just wish I could get
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more excited about this.
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It'’s the idea of charity... It
just seems so UN-American.
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Well, what if we made the
food drive a competition?
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Would that make
it more American?
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Are you suggesting we
pit one service organization
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against the other?
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A way of saying, "we'’re
better than you are."
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I like the way you think.
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A competition?
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Mr. Kraft, this is a food drive
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not a contest.
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Sabrina... Your wig thing'’s
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on the back of your jacket.
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Look, we shouldn'’t
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be collecting
food to win a prize.
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We should be doing it
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out of the goodness
of our hearts.
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Well, i'’m sure
that'’s how it'’s done
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in red China.
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At any rate
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thanks to a wonderful
suggestion from Libby
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the club that
collects the most food
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will be awarded a lovely prize
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and the rest of you
can just... feel bad.
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Good luck, children.
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Well, how'’d the audition go?
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Fine.
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But they want to
come over tomorrow
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to talksome more.
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In other words, spy
on me to see if i'’m nuts.
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Ah, someone told
them about the time
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you tee-peed carnegie hall.
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Don'’t worry.
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We'’ll both be charming
and they will love you
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for who you are.
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Like that'’s ever worked before.
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Oh![ Sharp bang]
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This is not good!
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Oh, no.
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Molecular instability again.
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I'’ll get the magic book.
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And maybe a rope.
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Valerie: Will you insult Libby
in front of the whole school?
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No, i'’ll just talk
to her nicely
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and explain to
her the competition
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is not in the spirit of charity.
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And then whack her with a can?
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Hold my hair.
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Good. I'’m just late enough
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to make a perfect entrance.
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[ Girls groan]
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Watch it, cheerleader.
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Oh... excuse me, Sabrina.
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I'’m sorry.
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Hi, guys!
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How are you?
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What are you grinning at, Harpo?
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Fish sticks again?
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Couldn'’t there be
an executive side
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to this cafeteria?
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Oh... there'’s Valerie.
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She'’s going to sit with us.
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She always sits with us.
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I know, but Don'’t
you think she'’s clingy?
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Are you okay, Sabrina?
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Hi!
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Hi.
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What?
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What'’d I do wrong?
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Nothing.
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Hi, guys.
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I'’m going to get dessert.
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Anybody want some? My treat.
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Sure. That'’s so
nice of you. Thanks.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, why Don'’t
you just marry her?
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Hey, Emma...
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Nice outfit.
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Oh, no.
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Mom was wrong again.
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You guys...
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You'’re hurting her feelings.
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What?
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Did you see what
Emma'’s wearing?
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All that'’s missing
is a big red nose
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and yellow shoes.
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It doesn'’t matter
what you wear.
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What matters is
what'’s in your heart.
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"What matters is
what'’s in your heart."
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Put it on a sampler.
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Hey, you want to go to the mall?
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I guess.
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Hey! Not so hard!
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You'’re petting a cat
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not polishing andirons.
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Excuse me?
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Boning up on your magic?
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Duh. I have all this power...
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I never do anything with it.
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Maybe the captain
of the football team
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should grovel at my feet.
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Sabrina...
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I can'’t quarterback
without you.
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I'’ll get back to you.
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Hmm... focusing on
the self-serving spells.
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Got a problem?
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Moi? no way.
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I tried using my powers
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to take over the
world, remember?
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Hence, the fur.
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Quiet. I'’m trying to read.
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You'’re kidding, right?
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You'’re not kidding.
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I'’m still talking.
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Sorry.
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[ Dry laughter]
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♪
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♪
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Coming through.
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Sabrina, on behalf
of the food drive
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i'’m giving you this plaque...
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Excuse me!
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Oh, boy.
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Can I have
everyone'’s attention?
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Mr. Kraft has an
award to present.
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The science club collected
the most canned food...
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Through some miracle...
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And, uh, the award goes to...
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Me!
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Thank you, Mr. Kraft.
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I'’d like to thank
all the little people
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who worked so hard to help me.
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But the truth is, I
did it all by myself.
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So, my deepest,
sincerest thanks to me.
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[ Sabrina clapping]
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They didn'’t put my name
on this stupid plaque.
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It just says "science club."
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Like the science club
would even exist without me.
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If I was running this school...
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I wish you really were
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running this school...
The way Libby used to.
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Help the blind?
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Before she... Changed.
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Yeah, everyone'’s
always liked you, Sabrina
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but we were all afraid of Libby.
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Now everyone'’s afraid of you.
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They are?
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Oh, yeah!
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You'’ve got the power.
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I do...
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Don'’t I?
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What are you looking at?
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I can use my power for anything.
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For the good of mankind...
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Or for the good of me.
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Oh, miss spellman...
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I believe it'’s time for class.
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[ Students laughing]
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Okay, folks, show'’s over.
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[ Louder laughing]
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Hilda?
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What happened to you?
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I'’m afraid a small black hole
269
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just formed in the sink.
270
00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:48,758
More molecular instability?
271
00:10:48,827 --> 00:10:50,241
It sucked the kitchen table
272
00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:52,379
and a platter of tea
cakes into oblivion.
273
00:10:52,448 --> 00:10:54,620
Marie and Claude
will be here any minute.
274
00:10:54,689 --> 00:10:57,000
They'’re mortals. They
Don'’t do black holes.
275
00:10:57,068 --> 00:10:58,655
What'’s going on?
276
00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,931
Oh, small infinite
chasm in the sink.
277
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,551
Nothing to worry about.
278
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,862
You guys seem stressed.
279
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,862
Is there anything I
can help you with?
280
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:08,931
No, no, but how
sweet of you to offer.
281
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,241
Anything for two
wonderful aunts.
282
00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:13,724
Oh...
283
00:11:13,793 --> 00:11:14,862
Suckers.
284
00:11:14,931 --> 00:11:16,206
Well, i'’m glad to see
285
00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,517
molecular instability
hasn'’t affected her.
286
00:11:18,586 --> 00:11:19,862
But what about the trio?
287
00:11:19,931 --> 00:11:21,655
Keep them out of the kitchen.
288
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,448
Oh, and off the sofa and chair?
289
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,551
This isn'’t going to
be awkward at all.
290
00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:27,034
Salem: What'’s up?
291
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:30,379
Looking for a spell to
take over my high school.
292
00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:33,586
Really? I'’ve noticed you'’ve
become so much more confident
293
00:11:33,655 --> 00:11:35,482
and assertive
these last few days.
294
00:11:35,551 --> 00:11:37,206
I can turn anyone into a goat.
295
00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:38,758
Why wouldn'’t I be confident?
296
00:11:38,827 --> 00:11:41,551
Precisely, but since we'’re
thinking about takeovers
297
00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:44,862
why waste your efforts on
some rinky-dink, little high school?
298
00:11:44,931 --> 00:11:45,931
With your powers
299
00:11:45,965 --> 00:11:47,758
you could do somuch more.
300
00:11:47,827 --> 00:11:49,103
How much more?
301
00:11:49,172 --> 00:11:52,517
Perhaps it'’s time
to think... globally.
302
00:11:55,068 --> 00:11:56,517
Won'’t you come in?
303
00:11:56,586 --> 00:11:58,689
But not too far.
304
00:11:58,758 --> 00:12:00,448
[ Chuckles]
305
00:12:00,517 --> 00:12:02,379
[ Maniacal laughing]
306
00:12:02,448 --> 00:12:05,896
First, we'’ll take over the
school, then the state...
307
00:12:05,965 --> 00:12:08,172
Then a spell making
congress declare me
308
00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:09,793
president of the United States
309
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,931
and at 6:00, I go
live on Larry king.
310
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,206
That'’s when you
know the world is yours!
311
00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:16,586
[ Salem laughing evilly]
312
00:12:16,655 --> 00:12:18,310
What a lovely porch.
313
00:12:18,379 --> 00:12:21,793
You feel at home before
you'’re intheir home.
314
00:12:21,862 --> 00:12:23,517
I hope Sabrina'’s
feeling better.
315
00:12:23,586 --> 00:12:25,448
She was acting
really weird at school.
316
00:12:25,517 --> 00:12:26,793
We can fix that.
317
00:12:26,862 --> 00:12:28,862
Nothing turns a
frown upside-down
318
00:12:28,931 --> 00:12:30,758
better than apple brown Betty
319
00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:32,931
and her good friend,
whipped cream.
320
00:12:34,655 --> 00:12:37,379
We hope you Don'’t mind
having tea around the piano.
321
00:12:37,448 --> 00:12:39,344
Hilda'’s just so
dedicated to her music
322
00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:41,379
she can'’t bear to
be separated from it.
323
00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:43,310
Too bad we'’re
not having Chinese.
324
00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:44,241
Why'’s that?
325
00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:47,448
Then she could
play "chopsticks."
326
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,206
[ Doorbell rings]
327
00:12:49,275 --> 00:12:51,724
Oh, excuse me.
328
00:12:54,758 --> 00:12:56,172
Oh!
329
00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:57,379
Hi, Harvey, Libby.
330
00:12:57,448 --> 00:12:58,827
Um, it'’s a hologram.
331
00:12:58,896 --> 00:13:00,965
The door was
never actually here.
332
00:13:01,034 --> 00:13:03,310
Zelda'’s a physicist.
333
00:13:03,379 --> 00:13:05,413
She'’s always playing
pranks with lasers.
334
00:13:05,482 --> 00:13:06,758
You know me.
335
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,000
Wacky Zelda.
336
00:13:08,068 --> 00:13:09,862
Is Sabrina home?
337
00:13:09,931 --> 00:13:10,758
Why?
338
00:13:10,827 --> 00:13:12,137
We came by to see her.
339
00:13:12,206 --> 00:13:14,620
Oh, uh, she'’s in her room.
340
00:13:14,689 --> 00:13:16,620
Come in.
341
00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:19,206
All right.
342
00:13:19,275 --> 00:13:21,413
If there'’s opposition,
we crush it.
343
00:13:21,482 --> 00:13:22,758
All: Yeah!
344
00:13:22,827 --> 00:13:24,413
Resistance, we demolish it.
345
00:13:24,482 --> 00:13:25,482
All: Yeah!
346
00:13:25,517 --> 00:13:26,448
If there'’s fish
347
00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:27,517
we eatit!
348
00:13:27,586 --> 00:13:29,689
Zelda: Sabrina,
you have visitors.
349
00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:31,344
Get rid of '’em.
350
00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:33,034
Right. How?
351
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,862
I'’m a house cat.
352
00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:36,448
You have teeth, Don'’t you?
353
00:13:36,517 --> 00:13:39,965
Wow. I love a woman
who can take charge.
354
00:13:40,034 --> 00:13:41,862
Don'’t sit down! No, no...
355
00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:45,517
You haven'’t
seen... Our... new...
356
00:13:45,586 --> 00:13:47,482
Issue of penny saver.
357
00:13:47,551 --> 00:13:49,689
Beat it, I tell you! Am-scray!
358
00:13:49,758 --> 00:13:51,551
I see you have a cat.
359
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:54,482
Uh, if you'’re allergic, we
can just throw him outside.
360
00:13:54,551 --> 00:13:55,793
Oh, no, Don'’t!
361
00:13:55,862 --> 00:13:57,689
I love cats.
362
00:13:57,758 --> 00:14:00,275
Of course, I love
all living things.
363
00:14:00,344 --> 00:14:02,827
Oh, this is wonderful!
364
00:14:02,896 --> 00:14:05,206
Sabrina used to
stroke me this way.
365
00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:07,758
Now, what was it I
came down here for?
366
00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:10,000
Curse this short attention span!
367
00:14:10,068 --> 00:14:13,310
Is anybody else wondering
whether Sabrina heard you call?
368
00:14:13,379 --> 00:14:14,413
I'’ll get her.
369
00:14:14,482 --> 00:14:16,344
Salem: What?! Wait!
370
00:14:16,413 --> 00:14:18,206
Don'’t go up there!
371
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:21,517
You and your sister have a
lovely home, Ms. Spellman.
372
00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:22,655
Would you like a tour?
373
00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:24,620
Oh, we'’d love one.
374
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,586
Just keep your
hands inside the bus.
375
00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:27,655
That'’s a joke.
376
00:14:27,724 --> 00:14:28,827
It'’s not ditsy.
377
00:14:28,896 --> 00:14:30,000
All right, let'’s do it!
378
00:14:30,068 --> 00:14:31,724
[ Knocking on door]
379
00:14:31,793 --> 00:14:33,310
Dear, didn'’t you hear?
380
00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:34,379
Harvey and Libby...
381
00:14:34,413 --> 00:14:35,482
Sabrina!
382
00:14:35,551 --> 00:14:36,896
Uh-oh.
383
00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:39,965
We have very serious,
somber wallpaper.
384
00:14:40,034 --> 00:14:41,896
Let'’s go!
385
00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:46,517
Excuse me.
386
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,275
Hey, watch it.
387
00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:49,862
Sabrina spellman, by order
388
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,551
of the witches'’ council,
you are under arrest.
389
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:53,827
What'’s the charge?
390
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:56,448
Plotting to take over the world.
391
00:14:56,517 --> 00:14:58,689
I may as well let them
sit on the couch now.
392
00:14:58,758 --> 00:15:01,068
Watch it!
393
00:15:07,586 --> 00:15:08,862
Overdue library books.
394
00:15:08,931 --> 00:15:10,758
Let'’s go back to
the living room.
395
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,862
But where did those
policemen come from?
396
00:15:12,931 --> 00:15:14,620
There'’s a doughnut
shop upstairs.
397
00:15:14,689 --> 00:15:15,793
I Don'’t understand.
398
00:15:15,862 --> 00:15:17,034
What'’s gotten into you?
399
00:15:17,103 --> 00:15:18,413
I want a lawyer!
400
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,068
[ Screams]
401
00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:26,310
Why do I think you had
something to do with all this?
402
00:15:26,379 --> 00:15:28,482
Um, well, I...
403
00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:30,827
[ Sobbing]
404
00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:35,310
Uh, Ms. Spellman, in view
of what we'’ve just seen...
405
00:15:35,379 --> 00:15:36,517
I know.
406
00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:38,448
It'’s back to playing
square dances.
407
00:15:38,517 --> 00:15:40,310
Oh, and by the
way, "chopsticks"?
408
00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:41,655
Not funny!
409
00:15:41,724 --> 00:15:42,827
Libby: Good-bye.
410
00:15:42,896 --> 00:15:45,896
It was just so
special meeting you.
411
00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:47,586
[ Sobbing continues]
412
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,931
Sabrina'’s trial
starts in five minutes.
413
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:54,758
But... I... didn'’t... mean...
To... do... anything... wrong...
414
00:15:54,827 --> 00:15:57,241
Oh, would you get a grip?
415
00:15:57,310 --> 00:15:59,206
We'’ll deal with you later.
416
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,827
[ Clamoring]
417
00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:09,931
Order! Order! Order! Order!
418
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,068
Sabrina spellman
419
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,241
you have been found guilty
420
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:17,689
of plotting to take
over the mortal world.
421
00:16:17,758 --> 00:16:22,344
Oh, sure, it'’s mostly
water, but it'’s all they'’ve got.
422
00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:26,206
Do you have anything to say
before sentence is passed?
423
00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:27,517
Your wig looks silly.
424
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:28,586
[ Crowd gasps]
425
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,275
Sabrina, that'’s
not what I meant
426
00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:31,586
when I said "grovel."
427
00:16:31,655 --> 00:16:33,758
Maybe it'’s all that
sugar she eats.
428
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,241
Then this council has no choice
429
00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:38,827
but to sentence you to 100 years
430
00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:40,965
as a witch familiar.
431
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,655
Let'’s make her a cat.
432
00:16:43,724 --> 00:16:44,896
[ Murmuring]
433
00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:45,965
I object!
434
00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:47,310
On what grounds?
435
00:16:47,379 --> 00:16:49,448
On the grounds
that... You'’re mean.
436
00:16:49,517 --> 00:16:50,689
[ Gasps]
437
00:16:50,758 --> 00:16:52,655
Salem: Why did
I talk her into it?
438
00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:54,827
I want my old Sabrina back...
439
00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:59,103
The one who used to make
me feel all safe and loved.
440
00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:01,551
Maybe that Libby
girl is downstairs.
441
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,827
She'’s got a gentle
touch, and a...
442
00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:06,172
Wait a minute!
443
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:07,655
Libby.
444
00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:09,172
Sabrina.
445
00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:11,310
But that'’s not right.
446
00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:13,310
Sabrina.
447
00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:14,586
Libby.
448
00:17:14,655 --> 00:17:15,758
That'’s it!
449
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,241
Sunspots!
450
00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:20,172
All Sabrina'’s goodness has
somehow gotten into Libby
451
00:17:20,241 --> 00:17:21,448
and vice versa.
452
00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:23,517
I have to get to
that trial, but how?
453
00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:26,517
I can'’t open the door.
454
00:17:26,586 --> 00:17:28,689
Maybe I can use
molecular instability
455
00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:30,413
to crash my way through it.
456
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:37,206
No! Okay, time
to go to plan "b."
457
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,586
Ooh, scary mask.
458
00:17:44,655 --> 00:17:46,034
[ Grunts]
459
00:17:46,103 --> 00:17:47,931
Any last words?
460
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,586
Nanny, nanny, boo-boo?
461
00:17:51,586 --> 00:17:52,379
[ Gasping]
462
00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:53,448
Oh, I can'’t watch.
463
00:17:56,344 --> 00:17:58,275
Hmm. The phone!
464
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,896
But who can I call?
465
00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:02,310
Other realm pizza.
466
00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:04,551
30 seconds or it'’s free.
467
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:07,310
Will this be for
pickup or delivery?
468
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:10,068
Delivery! I want a
pizza as fast as possible.
469
00:18:10,137 --> 00:18:12,000
Okay, what kind
of toppings, sir?
470
00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:14,586
Let me see... Fish
heads would be nice.
471
00:18:14,655 --> 00:18:15,862
No! I Don'’t have time.
472
00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:18,206
Just bring me anything
you got lying around
473
00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:19,206
and bring it now!
474
00:18:19,275 --> 00:18:20,965
And Don'’t forget
the crazy bread.
475
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:22,206
[ Chuckles]
476
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:25,034
Somebody order a pizza?
477
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:26,793
Just leave it!
478
00:18:26,862 --> 00:18:29,517
I have a life to save!
479
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:33,413
Pay in fur for the crime
you have committed.
480
00:18:33,482 --> 00:18:37,310
Wait! Stop! Don'’t touch a hair
on that innocent golden head.
481
00:18:37,379 --> 00:18:39,344
What'’s that? Salem saberhagen.
482
00:18:39,413 --> 00:18:41,793
I turned him into
a cat 30 years ago.
483
00:18:41,862 --> 00:18:42,655
Hey, Jimmy.
484
00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:44,620
How'’s it going?
485
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:46,482
Your honor, I have new evidence
486
00:18:46,551 --> 00:18:49,724
which will clear
Sabrina of all charges.
487
00:18:49,793 --> 00:18:52,034
I hate it when this happens.
488
00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:01,068
Sabrina, we were
getting worried.
489
00:19:01,137 --> 00:19:03,827
Ooh. All three of
you, close your eyes.
490
00:19:03,896 --> 00:19:05,413
I'’m confused.
491
00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:07,275
Take it from someone
older and wiser.
492
00:19:07,344 --> 00:19:09,793
You'’re going to spend
most of your life confused.
493
00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:11,379
Are we playing a game?
494
00:19:11,448 --> 00:19:12,931
What a dweeb.
495
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,310
Anakra...
496
00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:17,586
No spells in front
of the m-o-r-t-a-l-s.
497
00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:21,068
Right. Then we'’ll just have
to do it the old-fashioned way.
498
00:19:28,448 --> 00:19:30,034
Can I open my eyes yet?
499
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:30,862
Yes, Harvey.
500
00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:32,034
So, Sabrina
501
00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:33,586
feel any better?
502
00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:35,344
I feel great!
503
00:19:35,413 --> 00:19:37,413
Libby, it was nice
of you to come over.
504
00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:38,827
Maybe we could be friends.
505
00:19:38,896 --> 00:19:41,000
In your dreams.
506
00:19:41,068 --> 00:19:43,310
This house gives me the creeps.
507
00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:48,758
Oh, and the front door
hologram looks completely fake.
508
00:19:51,586 --> 00:19:55,206
Oh, I have to get out of here.
509
00:19:55,275 --> 00:19:56,551
[ Door closes]
510
00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:58,620
I have such a headache.
511
00:20:02,448 --> 00:20:04,448
You want to pick up
Valerie and get a pizza?
512
00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:06,275
Works for me. I'’m starved.
513
00:20:06,344 --> 00:20:07,586
Nice camouflage.
514
00:20:09,862 --> 00:20:11,310
Did I, by any chance, uh
515
00:20:11,379 --> 00:20:13,000
try to take over the world
516
00:20:13,068 --> 00:20:14,976
this afternoon, get caught
by the witches'’ council
517
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,758
get put on trial, and
almost become a cat
518
00:20:16,827 --> 00:20:18,310
or did I just dream all that?
519
00:20:18,379 --> 00:20:19,379
Really want to know?
520
00:20:19,448 --> 00:20:20,793
No.
521
00:20:20,862 --> 00:20:23,344
I'’m sorry about the trio.
522
00:20:23,413 --> 00:20:24,586
Me, too.
523
00:20:24,655 --> 00:20:26,793
Want to go drop some
things down the sink?
524
00:20:26,862 --> 00:20:27,931
I'’d love to.
525
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,379
Where'’s Salem?
526
00:20:29,448 --> 00:20:31,827
I want to thank him
for saving the day
527
00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:33,172
and yell at him
528
00:20:33,241 --> 00:20:35,310
for starting the whole thing.
529
00:20:35,379 --> 00:20:37,310
[ Groaning]
530
00:20:37,379 --> 00:20:39,655
Double cheese, double toppings?
531
00:20:39,724 --> 00:20:41,655
What was I thinking?
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