All language subtitles for Bones (2005) - S06E17 - The Feet on the Beach (1080p x265 EDGE2020).eng

It's so dark.

All new border agents
start out on night duty.
Get used to it.

Everything out past
that rock is Canada.
That's all you gotta know.

Unless you forget
your long johns,
it's a piece of cake.

What about smugglers
or terrorists?This ain't Mexico, bucko.

At most you'll get a Mohawk
slicking beer across the border
to avoid taxes.

- Ah!
- Where they get you trainees?

- You can't even walk without
tripping over your own feet.
- Those aren't my feet.

[ Head Agent ]
Oh, crap.

This is gonna be
a lot of paperwork.

Hey.

What's wrong?

Nothing. It's just--

I received this letter
of acceptance from Columbia.

Ooh. Congratulations.
In what?

Undergraduate
French literature.

Are you telling me
in some roundabout way...

that you want to radically
change your life?Yes.

I'm also changing my name
to Michelle Welton.

Oh, my God.

Cam's daughter
got into Columbia.Yep.

- Wait. Why did you
open her mail?
- It was in my pile.

Because Cam
had it sent here.

Cam? Wouldn't Michelle
give her address so that
it would just go right to--

Cam got her daughter
into Columbia behind her back.

'Cause she didn't want her
to go to that little school
up in Maine.

Oh, wow.
Honey, this is bad parenting.

We will never do
anything like this.
Promise me now.

What do I do now?You give it to Cam.

I mean, do I say anything?No. It is not
your business.

Can I give her
a disapproving look?[ Scoffs ] Of course.

That's a good one.

What's this?

Oh.

Do you have something
to say about this?

Angela says no.

But this is
a disapproving look.

Does it mean anything
that it's all moot?

Michelle is determined
to go to community college...

in Outer Mongolia
to be with her boyfriend.

[ Chattering ][ Brennan ]
So, you've found 11 feet so far.

Yep. This whole
yellow flag section
is our side.

The rest of it's
the Canadian side.

[ Booth ] Well, unless
it rained feet, these puppies
definitely washed ashore.

Yeah, my trainee tripped
over one of them
last night.

I think I'll, uh,
wait over there
if that's okay with you.

All right.
Go grab yourself a doughnut.

Based on the size,
this belonged to an adult male.Hmm.

Given the range of motion
of the metatarsophalangeal
joint,

I'd say he was somewhere
between 18 and 50.

Great. That narrows it down
to about 50 million people.

Yes. This appears
to be a pair.[ Booth ] Great. Okay.

Two down and 11 to go.

Well, nine to go.
These boots are empty.

Bones, how much you wanna bet
that those boots belong
to Shoeless Joe over there?

Well, I'll see
if the size of the boots...

conforms to Joe, okay?

Hey, Bones, you know, just--
When you go over there,
just be nice.

They're Canadians.

You're referring to
the broad generalization
that Canadians are polite?

[ Car Door Closes ]Yes, I am.

Sorry. Excuse me.
Dr. Douglas Filmore.

I'm here to examine
the feet.

I know him, Booth.

Who?Him.

- Dr. Filmore.
- [ Camera Shutter Clicks ]

How are you?

Oh.

Dr. Brennan, it's, uh,
been quite a while.

Yes.

Uh, excuse the left hand.

I'm having some issues
with my right arm.

Oh. You're here to examine
the remains as well, eh?

Yes. Yes.

Um, this is Special Agent
Seeley Booth, F.B.I.

We're partners.Nice to meet you.

- Pleasure.
- So, what happened
to your arm?

It was Thursday, May 9.
I was in my office
doing some reading,

and my right arm
just ceased to function.

The physicians can't seem
to find the cause.

- Very tough.
I'm sorry to hear that.
- Coincidentally,

I had just finished reading
Dr. Brennan's incredibly
thorough repudiation...

of my attempts to get my field
of study recognized by the board
of forensic scientists.

- Oh, boy.
- I work extremely hard
on being thorough.

It's gratifying
when someone notices.
Thank you.

You're welcome.

So, what exactly
do you do again?Well--

Dr. Filmore calls himself
a "forensic podiatrist,"

even though that's not
an officially recognized
discipline.

[ Laughs ]
Yes, I am merely
a board-certified podiatrist...

who assists
law enforcement professionals...

by providing sound
podiatric analysis
to forensic investigation.

But I thank you
for correcting me, Dr. Brennan.

You're very welcome.
[ Laughs ]

So, can you tell me
how long these feet
have been in the river?

[ Together ]
No.

I need to take all of the feet
back to the Jeffersonian
for further examination.

Uh--
[ Stammers ]
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Excuse me. Would you be so good
as to point out for me
the international boundary?

Straight shot
from that rock over there,

to the border marker
and right across the river.

I see. So--
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Okay, hell, we're supposed
to be cooperating here.
That's all.

Well, I'm sorry, Dr. Brennan,
but as far as we're concerned,
these are Canadian feet,

and as such, they will
be examined by an ordinary
garden-variety podiatrist.

That's great.
[ Chuckles ]
Now look what you've done.

Thank you.

So Brennan said
the victim was a golfer?[ Hodgins ] Yes.

From the X-rays
of his feet?

Apparently,
the osteomarphosis...

of his metaspatial
turdelicious proves it.

You made those words up.

You want the real thing,
you're gonna have to read
the podiatrist article.

The one that Brennan refuted?

Booth says that she
refuted him so hard...

that it paralyzed his arm.

Really?

Well, then why did
she ask him to work
the case with us?

Because he has
the rest of the feet
Brennan wants.

Jurisdictionally speaking,
those feet are Canadian.

Hmm. Severed feet.

- Ooh. Canucks can have them.
- No, they weren't cut off.

The feet fell off the rest
of the bodies when they
were in the water,

and then the shoes
kind of floated them
to the surface.

[ Sniffs ]

Wow. Man, is it me...

or do these smell
like a bad gym?

It seriously stinks,
right?

[ Sniffs ]
Ugh.

Okay, if they were
in the river,

wouldn't that
sweat smell be gone?

Absolutely.

These boots weren't worn
by someone inthe river--

more likely, someone who
encountered these feet.

Would there be enough sweat
in the boot to extract D.N.A.?

Yeah. The human foot
sweats an average
of one cup a day.

[ Sighs ]

There are some things that
I really don't need to know.

Dr. Filmore got clearance from
the Canadian government...

to work with you.

He should be here today
with feet.Great.

- I read the article you wrote.
- It's quite good, wasn't it?

- Booth is right.
You should apologize.
- What?

You undermined his life's work.

You dismissed him
and ridiculed the notion...

that he be recognized
as a forensic podiatrist.

I had to. Otherwise, we'd have
forensic dermatologists,
forensic chiropractors.

- Where would it end?
- You paralyzed the guy,
Bones, okay?

Dr. Sweets here
did his research.

He's gonna get shrinky with you.
Get shrinky with her.

- Are you two ganging up on me?
- His paralysis sounds like
conversion disorder.

A major stress event
creates a psychic conflict.

The person converts
that intrapsychic distress
into physical symptoms...

as a way of resolving an issue
that he can't deal with
emotionally.

Exactly--
whatever he said.

So it's my fault
that he can't deal
with his own life.

- You just don't get it,
do you, Bones?
- [ Cell Phone Rings ]

Not at all.[ Beeps ]

Got a D.N.A.
match off
the sweaty boot.

Canadian ex-con
with mental
health issues.

- Sounds like you're up.
- I'm on it.

Sometimes wouldn't you
just like to be a person
like the rest of us...

instead of someone
who just paralyzes people?

Those of us who tell the truth
have always endured
harsh judgment.

Copernicus, Galileo.

I accept that as something
I have to deal with.

[ Angela ]
So the blank columns
are for the Canadian feet.

Exactly. According to Booth,

our neighbors to the north
have two pairs and two
individual feet.

- So eight victims total.
- So far.

No bodies.
Just feet.

[ Device Beeps ]It's kind of like having
no vowels in a Scrabble game.

Inside of the shoes--
show traces of a sticky residue,
like some insoluble protein.

So I ran it
through the mass spec.

It was spider mite silk.

Now, until
I identify
species,

all it tells
us is that
the victims...

were all
in the same
location...

before they
got dumped
in the river.

So you might be able to tell us
where the murders took place?

- Mm-hmm.
- You're so amazing.

- So are you.
- No. No.

Not here. Not over feet.

Sorry to be a bother,
but I'm looking
for Dr. Brennan.

Oh. You must be Dr. Filmore.

Hi. I'm Angela Montenegro.Hello.

- Come on up.
- [ Device Beeps ]

Thank you.

[ Hodgins ]
Ah, yeah. Hey. Sorry.

Jack Hodgins.

Pleasure. We've heard
so much about you.

Oh. Well, the pleasure's mine.

Dr. Saroyan.

Oh. Sorry.

Ooh. Uh, welcome.

I wasn't sure you were
actually gonna join us.

Why?Because of--

You know.
[ Laughs ]

Uh, well, I felt
it was only right...

to use my expertise
to help solve this crime.

Ooh, lovely shoes.Oh, thank you.

The average increase
in the protrusion
of a woman's buttocks is 25%...

when wearing
high-heeled shoes.

O-kay.

And that fact was responsible
for catching a killer
in Manitoba.

- That's very impressive.
- Oh, no, no, no.

I'm merely an expert
in one quarter of the bones
of the human body,

which makes me one quarter
of the expert Dr. Brennan is.

I-I wouldn't put it
that way.Oh, I didn't.

I'm quoting Dr. Brennan.

Okay. Let's look at feet.

Oh, very interesting.
Very, very interesting.

I didn't kill anyone.

I-- I like... puppies
and butterflies.

The doctors at Dorchester Mental
Health Facility told me...

that you almost blinded another
patient with laundry detergent.

He grabbed my raisins
out of my rice puddin'--

with his fingers, man.

What would you
have done?

We found your D.N.A.
at a crime scene, Bernie.

I got no idea
what you're talking about.

We found your boots
by the river.

That's where we got your D.N.A.,
right next to a whole bunch
of feet.

Can you tell us
where those feet came from?

I don't know, man.

Maybe a fish
coughed them up.

I just-- I found
the right size shoes
and took out the feet.

Just like that? No.

I threw up first.

Exactly when did
this shoe swap occur?

Six, seven, eight--
eight days ago.

I'm afraid we're gonna need
those shoes back.

But, man, I just--
I just broke 'em in.

No, don't let
the Americans
take my shoes, please!

Damn.

Even though there's
a half size difference
between these two feet,

they appear to be
a matching pair.

Well, 60%
of the general public has
two differently sized feet.

Eighty percent of those
have a larger left foot.

That's common knowledge.

The, uh, level
of decomp...

suggests the victim died
about two months ago.

I already established
all of the victims died...

between one
and three months ago.

There are striae...

on the top of the talus
of the right foot.

Unlike the other feet, which
disarticulated naturally,
this foot was cut off.

When the victim was still alive.

I would have noticed that,
of course.

Of course.

I hope you will be comfortable
here, Dr. Filmore.

Well, thank you.
I'm sure I will be.

My colleagues
have been encouraging me...

to apologize... to you.

Oh?

I told them that you hadn't
asked for an apology.

Well, it wouldn't
be appropriate
for me to ask for it.

[ Laughs ]
Exactly. I really have no idea
what they're talking about.

[ Device Beeps ]I'm glad you feel the same way.

[ Footsteps Approaching ][ Angela ]
Hey.

So Sweets called to say
that the feet washed up
at least eight days ago.

So I checked the National
Weather Service charts.

They gave me rainfall
and wind patterns,

which allowed me to determine
where the feet originated.

That's very impressive.

Yes. Everyone here
is quite extraordinary.

Okay, so the feet
came from here,

next to the St. Regis River.

The University
of Hogansburg, New York.

Hogansburg?

[ Laughs ]
I-- I know what happened.

Wait--

A body farm?

The University of Hogansburg
has one of three
research facilities...

where forensic anthropologists
can study decomposition
of bodies after death.

Well, okay, you're saying
that they have a field
of dead people.

Some are in fields.
Some in water.

Some hung.
Some in fires.

They put their remains
in different environments
and see how they break down.

- That sounds like
a really nice school.
- I know.

Anyway, there was a storm
eight days ago,

and part of the farm flooded,
washing seven bodies
into the St. Regis River.

Okay, so we're good then.
No foul play...

except for the creepy people
who play with the bodies.

Not exactly.

The professor said
that seven bodies
washed away.

But we have the feet
of an eighth person.

This is a murder.

[ Angela ]
The university
sent these photos...

of the remains that they
had lost in the flood.

Oh, I've already matched
all the feet
with the remains.

Oh. That was fast.

But these feet--
Judging from the decomp,

I placed the time of death
at approximately
two months ago.

Okay, so he was
a murder victim.

Well, Dr. Brennan would say
he could still be alive
but footless...

[ Device Beeps ]because, without
the rest of the remains,

we have no tangible proof
of his demise.

I just got the shoes
that the homeless guy took.

Nice kicks.Right.

Luxury edition,
25th anniversary...

Platinum Kick Parkours.[ Angela Whistles ]

[ Hodgins ]
They retail for $2,000.

I'm analyzing
the residue in the shoes...

to see if it matches
what I found on the other feet.

In order to I.D. the victim,
I'll need to see if these
are, in fact, his shoes.

Can I use
the modeling software
on your computer?

We need to construct
a wire-frame image of the feet
to map all their contours,

and then we can match them
with the impressions
made in the sneakers.

Who would pay two grand
for sneakers?

[ Filmore ]
People love to pamper
their feet, and rightfully so.

Feet are what separate us
from less-evolved hominids.

[ Hodgins ]
How about brains?

I like to believe
the fact we walk upright...

is the reason
our brains developed.

Hey, guys, there's
a serial number on the tongue.

Of course.
They're limited editions.

If we can confirm
that these shoes
belong to these feet,

we can search the serial number
for the name of the owner.

Uh, Miss Montenegro,
would you put
the 3-D scan of the foot...

into the corresponding
wire-frame shoe?Yeah.

Yeah. These are definitely
our victim's shoes.

[ Laughs ]
Wow.

You just out-me'd me.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Crying ]
I-- He--

We-- Oh, God.

[ Blows Nose ]

All right.

All I got
between the sobs...

is... Derrick
broke up with you?

Yes.
[ Crying ]

Oh. Because you wouldn't
have sex with him, or--

That's not what he said.

What'd he say?

That he didn't want
to wake up in 10 years...

and realize he'd committed
to one person too soon.

That makes sense.What?

That kid's dense.

You know
what this means, right?

That you can date
other guys?

[ Sighs ]

That is not
the right answer?

I can't go to the same college
that Derrick is going to.

Oh, right. Really?

Of... course
you can't.

And don't worry.
We'll think of something.

What? No schools are
accepting applications anymore.

I've... got an idea.

[ Sniffles ]

So Hodgins determined
that the mystery feet
had the same mite silk...

that was found
on the other feet
missing from the farm.

Those feet had time of death
of two months.

No one was reported missing
two months ago.

Which is why more expertise
is required than just feet.

Yeah. Right. Gosh.

Really-- You really
are not gonna stop...

until this Canadian
foot guy is paralyzed
from head to toe, right?

Would you accept an agent
who specialized in murders
that only occurred in February?

Okay, that's different.Not to me.

Oh, I hear they have
over 60 decomposing
bodies here.

It's exciting,
isn't it?

Look. The liquefaction
of tissues is nearly finished.

Oh-ho-ho!
Oh, look at that one.

The anaerobic organisms from
the gastrointestinal tract...

have started
the microbial proliferation.

Wow. Isn't
this amazing?No.

[ Booth ]
That is nasty.Okay.

[ Sighs ]
Here's a "decomp
in garbage" scenario.

Oh, look over here, Booth.

Hey. Okay.

They must be establishing
baseline timetables...

for a decay
in a damp setting
with direct sunlight.

Did he swallow a rat?
His stomach is moving.

- Booth, get back!
Get back!
- Whoa!

[ Both Laughing ]

Fantastic!
Did you see that,
Dr. Brennan?

I did. You rarely get
to actually see a body
rupture from distention.

Whoo!

Oh, um,
Professor Peter Simpkins,

this is my partner,
Special Agent Seeley Booth.

Whoa. That smell.

That'll be a combination
of bile and the gases
from his digestive tract.

Hi. I'm Norman Hayes,
Ph.D. candidate.

- It's quite a thrill
to meet you, Dr. Brennan.
- Of course.

- Maybe we can move down
a little bit.
- Oh, of course.

I understand you
recovered the feet
of our seven flood victims.

- No, we found another pair.
- [ Simpkins ]
Another pair?

Evidence suggests
that the victim originated...

in the same location
as your remains.

Do you think someone
was murdered here
at the farm?

- Oh, still
a little stenchy.
- Oh, of course. Of course.

We need to examine the area
that was affected
by the flood.

Oh, uh, Norman can
show you around after we talk.

Uh, that'd be an honor.

Dr. Filmore.Yes.

Hey, I'm Dr. Lance Sweets.
I'm a psychologist
with the F.B.I.

So now that Dr. Brennan
has her feet,

did she send you down here
to pronounce me
mentally unfit?

No, no, no.
I'm just here on my own to see
if I could be of any help.

You know,
coming into a new environment.

And you heard about my arm.
And as a psychologist,
you're fascinated.

No. I--I'm used to it,
Dr. Sweets.

But I've seen psychologists,
psychiatrists, neurologists,
rheumatologists,

and no one's been able
to provide an answer.

And I-I-I don't mean
to be brusque,

but I need
to get back to work.

Perhaps the psychologists
you were seeing...

weren't as familiar
with Dr. Brennan as I am.

You know,
her seeming insensitivity
and emotional cruelty...

are merely her way
of dealing with an inability...

to understand or empathize
with the feelings
of other people.

And you think
if I feel sorry for her,
my arm will get better.

No. I just meant that a clear
understanding of the situation
might be beneficial.

All right.
I know you need to work,

but if you want to talk,
I'll be in my office.

The St. Regis hadn't flooded
that badly in 400 years.

Ideally,
we wouldn't have projects
so close to the river,

but we're running out
of usable land.[ Booth ] Why's that?

Once a body has decomposed
in a particular area,

it needs to lie fallow
before the next decomp
scenario can be introduced.

[ Rings ]Oh. Excuse me.

Brennan.

We I.D.'d the victim.

I traced the serial number
on his sneakers.

[ Brennan ] Wait.
Sneakers have serial numbers?Well, the $2,000 kind do.

Booth.Yeah.

The victim had sneakers
worth $2,000.

$2,000? That's more
than my first car.

They were bought by a kid
named Dylan McEllroy.

He was a U. of H.
grad student.

Okay, thanks, Ange.You bet.

Are you familiar
with a student
named Dylan McEllroy?

Yes. He's in our
graduate program. He--

Oh, my God.
He's the decedent?
I thought he dropped out.

Any idea how he can
afford $2,000 sneakers?I don't know.

Dylan could have been
wearing lamb chops on his feet.

But unless
they were decomposing,
I really... wouldn't notice.

This is horrible.

- [ Students Chattering ]
- Dylan's roommate is a kid
by the name of Kent Durham.

Up next, a pair of low-profile,
super-limited edition
Air Glides,

released only in Japan.

- Bidding starts at $300.
- [ Man ] 300.

300 right here. 300.
How about 320?

We got 340?[ Woman ]
340.

- 360, anybody?
- [ Man #2 ]
360.

- 360 right here.
How about 380?
- [ Man #3 ] 380.

380. Do I hear 400? $400.

400 right here.
Going once.

Going twice. Sold to the dude
in the yellow hoodie.[ Man #4 ] Yeah!

[ Woman ] Aw!Step right up.
Don't be shy.

We got limited edition
Quickstrikes, one of a kind.

Okay, next item is a pair
of Platinum Kick Pros.

Bidding starts at 150.

- What's your name, kid?
- Why?

Why? 'Cause the federal
government wants to know why.
That's why.

Uh, Kent Durham.[ Booth ]
Kent Durham.

Right. Kent, these shoes
belong to Dylan McEllroy
by any chance?

Can I get back
to you on that?

Sneakers would be
a novel motive
for murder, Booth.

- What, murder?
- Dylan is dead.

[ Sighs ]
Okay, wait. Th-This is
not what it looks like.

What it looks like to me is
you're trying to sell off your
dead roommate's shoe collection.

Okay, it is what it looks like.
It's just not what you think.

[ Booth ]
You have to admit this
looks pretty suspicious.

Dylan was two months late
on his rent.

I was just selling the shoes
to get the money
that he owed me.

The variety is fascinating.

I suspect it signifies
tribal allegiance.

There's a definite demarcation
of status and hierarchy,
depending on brand and model.

Let's just circle back
to your murdered
roommate, okay?

- So, why didn't you
report him missing?
- I didn't know that he was.

He used to disappear for weeks
on his sneaker trips.

Japan, Australia-- you name it.
I've been staying
with my girlfriend.

Look, all I know-- [ Chuckles ]
is that Dylan owed me
a ton of cash,

and he stiffed me on a computer
and a speaker system
that I sold him.

Where'd he get this money?

Okay, look, I had nothing
to do with it, I swear.

- With what?
- He probably kept
the stuff in the room.

But what was I supposed to do?
I'm not a cop.

I just stayed out of his way.

Right. He was
dealing drugs.

[ Hodgins ]
The mite silk we found
on the feet and sneakers...

came from
the Oligonychus ilicis.

And that silk
is like Velcro.

Any particulate
would bind to it.Exactly.

So I pulled multiple samples,
and I ran it through the
scanning electron microscope.

It looks like pollen. Cannabis sativapollen.

Marijuana.

So, they're harvesting
more than bodies
at the body farm.

Yeah. The victim
certainly was.

Booth said he
was dealing drugs.

Now I know where
he was growing them.[ Sighs ] Hmm.

So, you at home here?
I mean, anything you need?

Oh, no. No, thanks.
I'm fine. Thank you.

You're in America now.

It's okay
to get pissed at Dr. B.
She can take it.

[ Murmurs ]

Thank you.Okay.

You forged
Michelle's application
and applied to Columbia?

Could you not say that
as though I'd killed
three people?

Did you consider the person
that didn't get in
because you cheated?

All right.
I'm a terrible person.
I stipulate to that.

- But that's not why I'm here.
- You're kidding.

What I need is your advice
on how to tell Michelle...

that she has the option
of going to one of the best
universities in the world.

Unfairly and illegitimately.

I'd rather not put it
to her that way.

I can't help you.Why not?

Some sort of professional
code of ethics?

No, my own personal
code of ethics.

You should consider putting
one together of your own.

Shut up.Excuse me?

You have never had to put
someone else's well-being
ahead of your own-- not ever.

Well, I am a mother, okay?

And if I have
to get my hands dirty
to get my child ahead,

then... I will.

What kind of example
are you setting for Michelle?

What are you looking for?
Uh, if you don't mind my asking.

Cannabis.
Any suggestions?

No. Wait. I mean,
y-y-you're the F.B.I.

So is this,
like, entrapment?

Never mind.
Just tell me
where the flood was, will ya?

It was right here.

Each section is allocated
for a decomp scenario.

[ Door Opens, Closes ]That's a lot of rotting.

We have
over 60 active bodies
at any one time.

Who are you?

Mr. Wolfram.
I'm the cadaver technician.

- Groundskeeper.
- [ Wolfram ]
Potato, potahto.

I get rid of the bodies
once they're done with them.

And I tidy up the place,
make repairs.

Like I said-- groundskeeper.

Then you can dispose of
your own damn cadaver
next time.

Pissant.

[ Clears Throat ]

So everything past here
got washed out.

You worked with Dylan.
What was he like?

Truth? He was
a self-centered dilettante...

who squeaked by
with C's and B's...

because all he cared about
were his stupid sneakers.

You feel the same way
about him while he was
still alive two months ago?

[ Chuckles ]
Well, if you're asking
whether I killed him,

I couldn't even if I wanted to.

I did a semester abroad
at the University of Helsinki.

I just got back
three weeks ago.

It's impressive.

Thank you.

So, does everybody
who works with Dr. Brennan
end up in therapy?

If it's any consolation,
she spent three years...

degrading the entire field
of psychology...

and essentially
dismissing my life's work
as a foolish waste of time.

And yet,
all your limbs work.

Perhaps your arm
is a manifestation...

that you accepted what
Dr. Brennan said is correct.

Do you feel
that she's correct about you?

Well, no. Of course not.
But... I have no recourse.

Have you considered
confronting her,

expressing the anger
you must feel?

Yes, Dr. Hodgins
suggested that.

Did you come to me
for permission?

Confrontation's not
a natural state for me.

I'm...

Canadian.

Canadian?

Or afraid?

Oh.

[ Booth ]
You don't know anything
about Dylan's business?

I didn't take out
thousands of dollars
in student loans to do drugs...

or hang around
people who do.

Well, according
to Angela's Geolink,
the cannabis was right here.

Right.Dissolution
of the cartilage...

in the upper vertebrae.

[ Brennan ] Must have been there
for eight days.All right.

Nothing like a couple acres
of rotting corpses to keep
the weed thieves away, right?

- What are you doing, Bones?
- Loading these pictures
up to the SkyDrive...

for Hodgins to analyze.

- Why?
- It might be the mite silk
he found on the remains.

So Dylan was killed here.

In his own pot field.

Professor Simpkins inspects
all the projects daily.

Uh, I-- I mean, he had
to have seen these plants.

Look, man, I had no idea
marijuana was growing
at the body farm.

I find it difficult
to believe the plants which
can affect decomposition...

went unnoticed by you.

I was short-staffed.
Norman was in Finland.

Finland. Well, my gut tells me
if I get a search warrant,

I'm definitely
gonna find weed
that came from that patch.

It won't be necessary.

Dylan and I
had an arrangement.

I let him grow,
he gave me free product.

Product? So when we asked you
how Dylan could afford
$2,000 sneakers, you lied.

Look, if the university
finds out, I'll be fired.

I do important work here.

- He's right. He does.
- Yeah, he also lies.

The only reason
I didn't tell you...

was that I thought
maybe you'd think
it was me who killed him.

[ Chuckles ]
It seems silly now that
it's all out in the open.

[ Chuckles ]
Not to me.

Did you find anything?

Indeed, I did.

Here. Check this out.

It's on our SkyDrive.

Okay, now, these are
the photos Dr. Brennan took
of the marijuana leaves.

These are all
of the bugs I identified
from the mite silk.

Now, yes, some of these
little creatures
are consistent...

with what you would find
in a marijuana-based
ecosystem.

But there are dozens
of other species...

that would normally
not be attracted
to a dead body or marijuana.

Look at this.
The drone fly.

The green tea ant.
Way out of their zip code.

So, why did those guys
come to the party?

The same reason
anyone else does-- the food.

But what I can't
figure out is...

what type of food would attract
so many different species.

You're gonna check the contents
of their tiny, little bug
stomachs now, aren't you?

You betcha. Wanna help?

No. No.

Hey.Oh, Miss Montenegro,

I have found something
quite, quite interesting.

Now, the dimensions
of the anterior aspect
of the left navicular...

are three millimeters
less than the right.

My God.Hmm.

How did you
even notice that?

Well, when you have the kind
of intimate connection
I have with feet,

you notice
any irregularities
that might compromise them.

Right.

Oh, I don't mean to imply
that I'm a podophile.

Excuse me?A foot fetishist.

Although I appreciate
the beauty of feet...

and the intricate nature
of their constructions,

I have no desire
to-to lick them
or p-paint them or--

Okay. That's okay.
All right. Okay.

Yeah.
[ Chuckles ]All right.

So, don't a lot of people
have skeletal asymmetry?

Oh. Yes.
Which is why Dr. Brennan
probably missed it.

She doesn't spend
a lot of time on feet,
I imagine.

Not important enough
for her.

Ooh. Snap.

Oh, no, no. No, no.

I merely meant
that this isn't genetic.

See, some kind of blade
shaved a small sliver
of bone off the navicular,

and it was obviously
a much sharper blade...

than the one
that severed his talus,
judging by the striae.

Wait a minute.
Dylan was attacked
with two different weapons?

Oh, yeah. I know.
I was surprised too.

Also, these are
non-fixed radius striae,

which indicate
that both blades
were straight and rigid.

And the cuts
display smooth walls,

which means that the amount
of force necessary
to do such a thing--

Dictates a power tool.

Or two power tools,
since we're talking
about two different blades.

Wow.Yeah.

That was
seriously impressive.

[ Chuckles ]
Well, you Americans
can be quite enthusiastic.

Some of you.

[ Booth ]
So what did
Dr. Footsie say?

It seems that the victim
was killed with some kind
of power tool.

That's good, right?

Hmm.Yeah.

Couldn't give the guy
some props for that?

No, I said that
his discovery might have value.

But you know that it does.
You know that.

You just don't want someone
like him to be as good
as someone like you,

with feet.

Just feet. I get it.

I get it.

But you really should
apologize to him.

I already explained.

I know you did.
But come on, Bones,
he's hurting.

All right? Whether
you're right or wrong,
you leveled the guy.

[ Chuckles ]
He's a grown man.

Sometimes
that makes it hurt more.

What makes us human,
Bones,

is that we can feel
compassion and regret.

Why is this so important
to you, Booth?

Because I know the kind
of person that you are,

and I think you should let other
people in on the secret too.

Right?

[ Angela ]
These are the tools
from the body farm.

So do you want me
to input the blade profiles
into the imaging software?

Not necessary.

But Dr. Brennan sent
all of these back here, so--

And I realize that.
And I'd hate it if anyone went
to any unnecessary trouble.

But we know the cuts
to the feet were made
by two different blades.

And the blow to the talus
cut off the right foot.

And the blow
to the navicular
was vertical,

parallel to the bone.

Two separate injuries made
by two different blades.

Judging by the damage
to the bone,

two separate blades
with identical force profiles.

So whoever killed our victim
used two circular saws,

both applied
with equal pressure?

Which is impossible.[ Filmore ]
Exactly.

Which is why, I posit,
the blades were connected.[ Beeping ]

Yes.[ Saroyan ] Looks like
opposing propellers.

How would something like that
cut him off horizontally
at one ankle...

and vertically at the other?

Well, because he
started standing up.

One of the blades
cut him off at the ankle,
and he fell down.

The other blade ran him over,
taking a slice
off the navicular.

In going over the particulates
that Dr. Hodgins found
on the remains,

I noticed grass.Yes. Marijuana.

Hmm? Oh, yes.
Also regular grass.

Fescue and bluegrass.

Which means?

It's a riding mower.

Oh, my God.

The victim
was killed by someone
on a ride-on lawn mower.

The blades severed
the plantar arteries,

and he bled out.

Filmore, you did it.

Oh!You're a genius.

Well-- Oh![ Laughs ]

Bug news. Big bug news.

All of the bugs
that we found on the pot leaves,

they all ingested
this food gel that's
used by reptile breeders.

It's an insect super food.

Bugs smell this, they come
flying from miles around.

I also found traces of it
on the sneakers.

Of course.
This is so exciting.

Really? Why?

Well, the killer
covered Dylan's body
in-in that gel.

It would have exponentially
increased insect activity.

Hastening decomposition
and completely obscuring
time of death.

So we would get
time of death wrong.

But wait. Wouldn't everyone
at that body farm know
how to use that?

Yes, but from what Booth said,
only one of them had an alibi...

for what we thought
was time of death.

I'm guessing...
because he knew he'd need one.

There was no trace of blood
on the blades...

because they'd recently
been cleaned with bleach.

How many times do I have
to tell you guys?

I was in Helsinki
when Dylan was murdered.

You were back
for three weeks, right?Yes.

Check my travel records, okay?
The university in Finland.

There-- There is no way
I could've killed him.

Unless Dylan actually died
two weeks ago, Norman,

and not two months ago.

Right. There's
a receipt here
with your name on it...

for two gallons
of Gro-Fast bug food.

That sped up decomp
and gave you
the perfect alibi.

You really think you were
smarter than Bones here?

Dylan contaminated your body
with his marijuana field.

That was
your thesis project.

[ Booth ]
Simpkins said you'd been
working on it for a year.

Dylan comes along
and ruins it with his weed.

[ Brennan ]
"Shallow Grave Decomposition
in Barren Soil."

It's quite an impressive
project actually.

Barrensoil.
[ Sighs ]

I get back from Helsinki,

and his weed had spread
right over my remains.

$60,000 in student loans,
and I was gonna flunk
because of him.

You think that's right?[ Booth ]
No.

But killing him
was worse.

Man, I didn't mean to.

I got the mower
to cut it all down.

And he-- he tried to stop me.

I told him to move.

But he didn't.

I mean--
[ Sobs ]

I kept thinking
he would move.

[ Sobs ]

I'm sorry.

♪♪ [ Pop Ballad ]

[ Woman ]
♪ You give me something
to hold on to ♪

♪ I hear your voice
and it quiets my mind ♪

What did I write
my essay on?I used yours.

I tarted it up a little--
quoted Montaigne,
David Foster Wallace.

Oh.They're writers.

I know they're writers.
I'm just--

You're telling me
that if I wanted to,

I could simply go
to Columbia University
in the fall?

Yes.

Mm.

Oh.

I see what's going on here.

Oh, thank God.
I ju-- I just--

[ Sighs ]
I want what's best for you.

I know you do,
which is why you're testing me.

What?

Well, surprise.
I've learned a lot from you.

I've learned to try hard
and not take shortcuts.

I've learned
it's wrong to cheat.

Oh, really?

But what
are you gonna do?

Here's what I'll do.

I'll work for a year
and make money,
and I'll take extra courses,

and I'll get into Columbia
on my own and make you proud.

You already have.

I wanna be just like you.

[ Chuckles ]
That's sweet.

But I think you should
aim a little higher.

[ Filmore ]
It was wonderful
meeting you, Dr. Sweets.

I've enjoyed my visit.

And you're
leaving a hero.Oh, I'd hardly say.

I know.
That's why I did.

So, did you talk
to Dr. Brennan?

Oh, no.

But if you really
care about your arm,
I seriously recommend--

[ Brennan ]
Dr. Filmore.

What now?

Have I embarrassed you
in some way, Dr. Brennan?

I know the only reason I
was here was because you wanted
the feet that I possessed.

Dr. Filmore--Do you deny it?

Was it my expertise
you sought when you called?

No. It wasn't.

You... are brilliant,
Dr. Brennan.
I won't deny it.

But you are also
a close-minded
and a thoughtless person.

Yes, I have heard that before,

which is why I wanted
to address the issue...

of the article
I wrote in the journal.

Oh.

While I don't believe...

that forensic podiatry
should be recognized
as a separate specialty,

[ Sighs ]

I was remiss
in my article...

not to have noted
your remarkable skill
and expertise.

You are exceptional,

and I strongly doubt we would
have solved this case
without your help.

For that, I am very grateful...

and pleased to have had
the opportunity
to work with you.

Dr. Filmore.

Oh!Oh!

I'm so sorry.Sweets, what were you--

I thought
his arm would work.Don't trouble yourself.

I shouldn't have--
I shouldn't have
been in the way.

I-- No, I'm fine.
I think.

[ Both Laughing ]

It works.[ Laughs ]

[ Laughing ]Look at that.

I'm glad
that you apologized
to the Canadian.

I'm proud of you, Bones.I didn't apologize.

But I thought--

The word "apology" derives
from the ancient Greek apologia,

which means
"a speech in defense."

When I defended
what I said to him, you told me
that wasn't a real apology.

Why don't you think of a word
that means you feel bad...

for making
someone else feel bad.

Contrite.Ah!

From the Latin contritus,
meaning...

"crushed by a sense of sin."

There. That's it. Contrite.

Okay. I'm happy
that you "contrited"
to the Canadian.

Would you like
to hear some more things
that I feel contrite about?

There's more?Yes.

- I feel contrite that I think
your socks are silly.
- What?

Also, I am contrite...

that I think you're
foolhardy in the way
you approach a cup of coffee.

How do I approach
a cup of coffee?

You drink it without checking
the temperature,

and then you complain all day
that your tongue is burnt.

I feel contrite that I--
I think that's stupid.

Let's recap, okay?
Foolhardy and stupid.

There's more.

You don't have to apologize
for things that you think.

Oh.

Believe me,
if we had to be sorry
for every single thought.

- Like what?
- Oh, believe me, I'm not
gonna fall down that path.

I might say something
I'm gonna regret later.
No way.

Regret. The word "regret"
derives from the Old French--

What's that mean?