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- What is school spirit?

The dictionary defines
"spirit" as the--

- We don't have time for this.

We have been talking
about the Spirit Competition

all year.

If you don't know
what it is by now,

you're out of luck!
- Daisy's right.

Everyone already knows

that we'll be competing against
Valley and two other schools

in a series of events
I've assigned

based on everyone's strengths.

They know that the top
two schools will qualify

for the final obstacle course,
which I'll be running--

- You're doing it again!

This meeting could have been
an email!

- I just don't want people
to be confused

if they haven't been watching
all season.

- Oh, hey, there...
[chuckles]

You.

- Good morning, uh...

Counselor Spano.

Are you sure
this isn't a bad idea?

- Who cares?

- Well, I've just been trying
to be more thoughtful

about my decisions, and...

I don't know, maybe
I should think about this?

- Oh, cool.

Yeah, I'm not gonna think
about it.

I won't be lying awake tonight
replaying this endlessly

like the time I accidentally
took off my whole shirt and bra

at TSA.

I'm gonna go stand
over there.

- Yeah, yeah,
that's a good idea, right.

- No, seriously, Mac,
wrap this up.

People have to prepare
for their events.

- Yeah,
I got to fire up my smoker

for the barbecue competition.

Choo-choo, baby.
All aboard the sauce train.

- Okay, I think
we covered everything.

Meeting adjourned.

Wait, did you just get here?

Okay, we're gonna have to do
the whole meeting over again.

Toddman?

- What is school spirit?

[school bell rings]

- * When I wake up
in the mornin' *

* Alarm gives out a warnin' *

* I don't think
I'll ever make it on time *

[school bell ringing]

* By the time
I grab my books *

* And I give myself a look *

* I'm at the corner
just in time *

* It's all right,
it's all right *

* Saved by the bell,
it's all right *

* It's all right,
saved by the bell *

* It's all right *

* 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell *

[school bell ringing]

[melodic piano music playing]

- * Each day I *

[voice cracks]
* Live *

[clears throat]

[off-key]
* Each day I live *

- Oh, no.

Is your throat okay?

If it's contagious, do you mind
breathing toward Spencer?

- No, I'm not sick.

I don't know what's going on.

- Well, if it's not physical,
maybe it's psychological.

I could connect you
to Dr. Drew, Phil, or Death.

- No, I'm good, I'm good.

I just need to warm up.

* Each day I *

[off-key]
* Live *

[mysterious music]

- Okay, Spirit Buddy,
how we looking?

- Great, I greased The Fish
for his wrestling match.

I tailed Yasmin's cheer uniform

so we won't lose points
for exposed underboob.

- Zoom-zoom.

How you feeling
for the Knowledge Bowl?

- Oh, I got it in the bag.

- I wouldn't be so sure
about that.

- Wait, you're actually blond?

Do you know any good toners
to keep the color

from going brassy?

- Pop quiz--

this Valley student
is competing

against Daisy Jiménez
in the Knowledge Bowl today,

and is gonna crush her.

Hmm.

Who is me?

- Knowledge Bowl answers
aren't in "Jeopardy!" format,

dickhead.

And who cares?
I'm smarter than you.

- It doesn't matter.

I've been studying for trivia
all year.

While we were making out,

I was spelling out
U.S. vice presidents

with my tongue.

- No, you weren't.

When we were making out,

you were all like...
[grunting]

[gasps]
Spiro Agnew!

- [chuckles]
Good luck.

- Okay, I just have to learn
a year's worth of trivia

in two hours.

- Hey, you know, Mac,

Bayside hasn't won
the Spirit Competition

in 200 years.

But your dad came the closest.

If anybody knows how to beat
Valley, it's gonna be him.

- The whole reason
I want to win this thing

is so I can shove it
in my dad's face.

I can't ask him for help.

That's like Rocky asking
Apollo Creed to train him.

- He did do that
in the later movies.

- But this isn't later movies.
This is the first movie.

- In which the hero
famously lost.

- You know what, Toddman?

Detention.
- Yes, sir.

[light music]

- Hey.

I thought you might be feeling
a little left out today,

you know, 'cause you don't have
an event to compete in.

- Well, I find that cheering
on your friends

is the greatest event of all.

- No, cheerleading is an event.

You're just not in it.
- I'm not in it.

- Anyway, I got you
a surprise--

tickets to the premiere

of "Fast and Furious 10:
Look Who's Driving Now."

It's a prequel
where they're all babies.

- No!
[chuckles]

Lexi, I-I thought you hated
these movies.

- I do, but I see how happy
they make you.

- You know, these last
few months have been rough.

And a lot of times
I kind of thought

I was just gonna fall apart

into, like,
a brazillion pieces.

But thanks to you, I never did.
- [chuckles]

* *

I love you, Lexi.

- I, um--

- It's okay.

You don't have to say it.
- No.

It's just...it's new to me

to have someone I can count
on 24-7.

Life can be unpredictable,

but I feel protected
knowing you're right here.

That's why...

* *

I love you.

[upbeat music]

[both laugh]

- Hey, you look really cute
in my letterman jacket.

Just be careful
you don't turn into a jock.

- Oh, no, it's happening.

I-I have the sudden urge
to throw Gatorade on someone

and thank the man upstairs.

[both laugh]

[contemplative music]

I'm sensing you still haven't
told Daisy about us?

- Yeah.

I'm sorry, I just haven't found
the right moment.

- I get it. Take your time.

- No. I'm ready.

She's not gonna be shocked,
I mean...

I made her dress up
as the women of WrestleMania

three Halloweens in a row.
- [chuckles]

- I got this.

- You got this.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.

* *

- Daisy?

Hey, I know that you're busy.

- Gil's gonna beat me
in the Knowledge Bowl, Aisha.

He's been studying all year.

- You're a nerd--you've been
studying your whole life.

- Yeah,
but trivia is different.

It's sports and music

and stuff
I don't know anything about.

Like, who's "Little Nas Ten"?

I mean, he's cute.
Is he single?

- Yikes, you do need to study.

I'll, uh, catch you later.

* *

- Kelly?
What are you doing here?

- Oh, I'm studying
for the MCAT.

I needed to go somewhere
to hide from Zack.

- But you said he was really
supportive when you told him.

- He was, too supportive.

He insists
on helping me study--

building DNA models
with Twizzlers,

making perverted anatomy
flash cards with his nudes.

[scoffs] It's so distracting!

- Well, I hate to distract
you even more,

but I have to get something
off my chest.

- Ah, the chest.

Home to the pectoral muscles
and the cornea?

Ugh! I'm gonna fail.

- I kissed Slater.

- [shouts] What?
[softly] Sorry.

- No, speak up.
I want to hear this.

- This is so exciting.

- No, it was horrible.

Slater shut it down.

He said it was a bad idea.

- What? You, a bad idea?

- Maybe I'm not a good kisser.

Here, quick, kiss me.
Be brutally honest.

- Yeah, kiss her.
Nobody's watching.

- What's his problem?

You're an accomplished,
beautiful woman.

Does he have myopia
of the eyes?

Ooh, maybe
I am learning things.

Hmm.
- You're right.

A man who once had
a fungal infection so bad

they named it Slater's Foot

has no right to call me
a bad idea.

- You should go tell him that.
- Hell, yeah, I should.

- Hmm.

- Hey, if you two hook up,
send me a pic.

[cheers and applause]

- Welcome
to the 45th quadrennial

Southern California
School Spirit Competition.

[cheers and applause]

Today four schools will be
competing to see who takes home

the coveted Spirit Stick.
[crowd oohing]

Bayside is proud to welcome
our fellow finalists.

First, the Jeffrey Bezos School
for Robotic Enterprise.

[cheers and applause]

[mechanical whirring]

Next, Ms. Trunchbull's Academy
for Giant Athletic Girls.

[cheers and applause]

And finally, uh, unidentified
school number four.

[cheers and applause]

- You ready
for Knowledge Bowl, Daisy?

"I got a feeling that tonight's
gonna be a good night.

"That tonight's gonna be
a good, good night."

Black Eyed Peas.

Longest-running
number-one single of 2009.

- Wow, you learned one song.

Well, do you know all
of sports?

'Cause you once asked me
if Tom Brady was the dad

from "The Brady Bunch."

I know you, Daisy.

I know all of you.

And you're going down.

- We commence
with our first event--

tug-of-war!

[whistle blows]

[cheering]

- Come on, guys!
- Yeah, tug!

[whistle blows]
- Aisha, I didn't make weight.

- What?

- Somebody sent me
good-luck cupcakes,

and I ate the whole box.

I kind of thought it was you

'cause, you know,
our fun, flirty vibe.

- No!

- Well, you're gonna have
to wrestle.

- I can't--I'm nowhere near
as good as you.

- Aisha, stop flirting, okay?

You can do this.

Just focus.
- Uh--

The Fish! I--Ugh.

- Guys, the girl
I'm competing against

is doing the same exact
monologue as me.

- Oh, come--

- Why are we having
so much bad luck?

- It's not luck.
It's Valley.

Gil knows everything about us,

and he's using it
to play dirty.

[cheering, whistle blows]

- Valley wins.

[all groan]

- They greased the rope.

How did they know we're all
allergic to peanut butter?

- Daisy is right about Valley.

They've always been the masters
of sabotage.

I didn't want to tell you
this tale.

But if you don't learn
from the past,

you're doomed to repeat it.

- I know.

That's why we have
all these reboots

of teen shows
from the '90s.

It's like, get a new idea,
Hollywood.

- It was 30 years ago.

We were in the prime
of our youth.

- I can only picture
you guys old.

[shimmering tone]

- We had all come out on top
in our individual events

and qualified for the final.

- Yo, totally crushed
that Valley dweeb.

Dude wrestled like a girl.

- Hey, women can wrestle
just as well as men, you pig.

- Yeah, right.
- And one day

a woman will even become
president--

or at least win
the popular vote.

- Maybe I'll be President.

I'll paint
the White House pink.

- Jesus Christ, Kelly.

- Girls, girls.

Your catfighting
is super distracting.

Could you maybe do it
in bikinis?

- Zack was about to run
the final obstacle course.

But right before the race,

Valley whispered something
into his ear,

something so horrible,
it shook him to his core.

He was totally thrown
and lost the event.

[whistle blows]

Your father never revealed
what exactly they said,

only that it was so devastating
that if a weaker person were

to hear it...

they would lose their mind.

- We need to know what it was.

That's the only way we can get
the upper hand.

- Don't look at me.
I'm not gonna ask him for help.

- I have a pretty good
relationship with Mac's dad.

One time I was over
at the house, and he was like,

"What's up, Jimmy?
How's your mom?"

So maybe I'll go ask him?

- Please, Mac.

We need you.

[dramatic music]

- How dare you call me
a bad idea?

- Oh, boy.
- I am a great idea.

I am a catch.

I'm smart, I'm hot.

Mark Wahlberg once hit on me
at the club.

It was Sam's Club.

It was Donnie Wahlberg.

But I'm honest.

- Uh, I'm--I'm so sorry, but...
what's your point?

- If anyone is a bad idea,
it's you.

I once saw you put 69 cents
worth of gas in your car.

And I don't know if you did it
because you were broke

or 'cause you were trying
to make me laugh--

which you do a lot--

especially this last year
when I really needed it.

You're, like...

my best friend, you dick.

- [sighs]

Look, I didn't say
you were a bad idea.

I said maybe we were.

A lot of times I leap
before I look,

and I'm trying not
to do that anymore.

- Who'd you hear that from,
your dumb therapist?

- No, you.

You told me that.

We've done this before,
remember?

* *

- Is this a bad idea?

Do you really want to get back
together?

Or are you just sad
'cause we lost Spirit?

- Ugh, who cares?

You look hot
in that vest, mama.

- I'm sorry.

- Slater.

- Oh!

* *

- Is this a bad idea?

I mean, you're dating
that other girl

who's also anxious
with curly hair.

- Who cares?

- Hey, guys!

I just rented "The Crow"
from Blockbuster.

Whoo! Move!

* *

["Auld Lang Syne" playing]

- Is this a bad idea?

- It's Y2K, baby.

All the planes are gonna fall
out of the sky

and the ATMs are gonna turn
into Terminators.

Who cares?

- I'm sorry.

* *

[party horn squeaks]

[sighs]

I can't believe I did that
to you so many times.

Oh, God, I did it when
we worked at Malibu Sands, too.

- Yeah, but let's not
remember that.

We can't afford
a Stacey Carosi flashback.

- I'm so sorry.

- Look, you've had
a rough year,

and you're not exactly yourself
right now.

Pervy Slater would've been
all over this,

but Therapy Slater doesn't want
us to start something

that you might regret later.

- That's very mature

and thoughtful.

[contemplative music]

- * Do, re, mi *

[off-key] * Fa! *

[groans] I don't know
why I can't sing anymore.

- Valley must've sabotaged you.
- No, they didn't.

Earlier I saw this kid
from Valley trying

to un-tune the piano,
so I stuffed him into it.

I'm just in my head,
and I don't know why.

- Maybe you feel guilty

because you locked
an innocent boy in a piano?

- No, that's not it.

[Lexi sighs]

- Hey, baby, how's it going?

- Not good, I have Spencer
watching "Angels in America"

trying to find me
a new monologue.

- I think I found one.

Do you've a baseball outfit?

- Have you been watching
"Angels in the Outfield"?

- So Spirit seems to be going
pretty badly.

And, you know,
I should be bummed,

'cause I can't even help,
but I'm still so happy.

You know, I didn't expect you
to say--

- I love you.

It's new to me to have someone
I can count on 24-7.

Life can be unpredictable.

But I feel protected
knowing you're right here.

That's why...

[shimmering tone]

I love you.

- You don't love me.

You just love
our surprisingly great rates.

- Like a good neighbor,
State Farm is there.

- Did you repurpose dialogue
from your State Farm commercial

in your declaration of love
to me?

- No!

Unless you believe
your eyes and ears

over your girlfriend's lies!

- Then do it again...right now.

- Okay.
[laughs nervously]

Listen, Jamie, I larv--

I lorb--

I lar--

I'm sorry.

- Me too, yeah.
- [sighs]

- Spencer, would it kill you
to buy one streaming service

without ads?

[whistle blows, crowd shouting]

[cheers and applause]

[whistle blows]

- Hey, I'm freaking out.

- The Valley guy I'm wrestling
is scary.

His arms look
like challah bread.

But, um, it's not just that.

I really do need to talk to you
about something.

- Look, nobody wants to do
their events right now, Aisha,

but you have to wrestle,
and I have to study.

And, honestly, I don't need
another problem on my plate.

- First of all, I never said
I wasn't gonna wrestle.

I've been getting better,
and you haven't even noticed.

Actually, you haven't noticed
a lot of things.

But don't trip--I wouldn't want
to be another problem for you.

[dramatic music]

- [sighs]

- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, sport.

Have you seen your mom?

We're supposed to be studying
together.

I set up a game of Operation
where we do body shots

anytime she messes up.

- We're screwed
for the Spirit Competition,

and I need your--
[gags]

I need your help.
- Yes!

I would love to!

Oh, I can see
the headlines now!

"Zack Morris Finally Brings It
Home for Bayside,

Helps Son (Not Pictured)."

- No, I just need you to tell
me what Valley whispered to you

that made you lose back
in the '90s.

- Oh.

I'm sorry.

Much like the secret UFO files
I read as governor,

I can never tell you
what I know.

- Well, I'm not leaving
until you do.

- Who cares?
You live here.

- Oh.

I really didn't want to have
to do this.

- No, son, you're terrible
at playing the recorder.

- Hey! I heard the bakery's
having a sale.

- Oh, yeah? On what?
- On hot cross buns.

[playing out of tune melody]

- Oh, God, stop it.

* *

- Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Stop it!

I can't tell you that secret,

but I can tell you
other secrets.

I went to middle school
in Indiana.

And one day I woke up,
and I lived in Los Angeles,

and no one ever explained why.

- Of course you won't tell me,

because you'd do anything
to keep me from winning.

- What? That's not true.

- Yes, it is.

It would kill you if I won
something that you lost.

- Wait.

Is that why you're so intent
on winning this,

to spite me?

Son, I know you were mad
about the talent show,

but the only reason
I was even there

is 'cause I wanted
to spend more time with you.

- No, it was because you lost
your job,

and you want
to feel cool again.

So go get your pilot's license

like every other
middle-aged loser.

- Yeah, I tried,
but the flight instructor

was a dork and wouldn't let me
rock out to my music.

- If you want to be there
for your son,

just tell me
your stupid Spirit secret!

- There is no secret, okay?

Valley didn't say anything.

They just whispered,
"Have a nice race."

I lied because
I was embarrassed I lost.

- Oh, God.

There's no secret weapon.

You're a fraud,
and we're screwed.

[cell phone vibrating]

What? Great.

Hey.
- Mac, please tell me

your dad gave you the secret.

Valley spooked Nadia's horse,

and now it's running down
the PCH.

And I've crammed so many facts
into my head,

I'm starting
to forget old ones.

My name's Maisie, right?

- No, my dad
was completely useless.

- What?
- Don't worry.

I'll just heroically overcome
all odds

and win the obstacle course
like my father never could.

- We're never going to get
to the obstacle course, Mac.

We're in last place!

- So find a solution, Maisie!

- Ugh!

- Ugh.

We're gonna lose
the whole friggin' thing again.

Oh, gosh, if Daisy doesn't win
Knowledge Bowl,

I swear I'm gonna drive out
to that overpass and--

and come right back.

Hi, Daisy.

- Sorry, I was hiding in here
to study.

I almost have all the positions
of football memorized.

Quarterback, cornerback,
"Sexy Back"--

Wait,
that's Justin Timberlake's

number-one hit single
from 2006.

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God--

- Oh, Daisy, Daisy,
hold on, hold on.

Listen, I want to win
this thing more than anyone.

But...

have a seat.

It's okay if we don't.

- That's not what
you just said.

- And much like when I called
that policewoman Mommy,

I may have misspoken.

- If we don't win,
then this whole year

would have been for nothing.

- What are you talking about?

- I came back to school trying
to make up for lost time.

But what did I do instead?

I wasted all semester
dating a liar

and having fun with my friends
like an idiot.

- Daisy...

there's no such thing
as lost time.

There's only time,
and it's all valuable...

because you're always learning,
you're always growing,

even if you
don't even realize it.

I mean, your ears and nose
keep growing

up until the day you die.

- I didn't know that.
- See?

That's because
you can't go a day

without learning something new.

And you get just as much
out of the fun stuff

as you do
out of the hard stuff.

So, win or lose, Daisy,

you didn't waste this year.

None of us did.

- Thanks, Principal Toddman.

- You're welcome, Mommy.

Damn it.

[indistinct chatter]

[PA beeps]

- Bayside, listen up.

Valley may think
they have us beat...

because they spent
the whole year focused

on training for Spirit.

And I can see why
that might make us feel

like this is hopeless.

But the truth is,

we spent this year
getting better, too.

And it may not have been
at Knowledge Bowl or limbo,

but we became better people...

Better listeners...

better Baysiders.

We didn't waste our time.

We spent it learning,
whether we knew it or not.

So ask yourself,
what did I learn?

And then use that thing
you learned

to crush Valley's bones
and feast on their guts!

[light music]

Go, Bayside.

* *

- Oh, God.

I know why I can't sing.

I think I have...

uh, school spirit.

- What are you talking about?

- That's why I've been all
in my head.

It's because I actually care.

This whole year
I've been happy.

I have an amazing
Bayside girlfriend,

I like my job at The Max,

And Toddman and I do
a really cool handshake

when no one's looking.

I didn't even want
to come here,

but now I want to stay
for two more years

and maybe even a summer
at a beach club.

I friggin' love this school.

Where'd I get this,
and why am I waving it?

[indistinct chatter]

- Hey, Lex.

- Jamie, look,
you know I have trouble

saying how I feel,
but that doesn't mean--

- No, it's okay.

I know you love me.

I have a year's worth of proof.

You always text me back
right away.

You hide my vitamins
in bologna so I'll eat 'em.

You watch my favorite movies,

even though
you absolutely hate them.

I know.

Okay? I know.

- [chuckles]

Jamie, that's--

That's it!
That's my monologue!

- Great.
- [laughs]

[book thuds]

[cheers and applause]

- So you sure you don't want
to bow out now,

save yourself
the embarrassment?

- Oh, I love being embarrassed.

That's why I let you play
the guitar for me.

- Okay, let's get started.

Now, to prevent another
"diaper failure" incident

like last Spirit Competition,

you will each get two
five-minute bathroom breaks.

Your first one starts...

right now.

[Whitney Houston's
"One Moment in Time"]

- * Each day I live *

* I want to be *

* A day to give *

* The best of me *

* I'm only one *

* But not alone... *

- Today I will be performing
a monologue

from "The Fast and the Furious:
Tokyo Drift."

This is from what I believe
is the end of act 16,

right after
the Mazda RX-7 explodes.

- * Give me one moment
in time *

* When I'm more
than I thought I could be *

- And our next category
is sports.

Known as the "Ninth Wonder
of the World,"

this female wrestler was one
of the few women in the WWE

to wrestle
in inter-gender matches.

- Oh, my God, I know this!

[buzzer blares]
Chyna!

- Correct.
- Yes, and I knew it

because of my best friend...

who I've been ignoring.

- You don't get points for
explaining how you know things

or for expressing
personal regret.

You may now take
your final five-minute break.

- * If you seize
that one moment in time *

* Make it shine *

* Give me one *

* One moment... *
- Aisha!

Are you okay?

- I've a tampon in my nose,
so, yeah, I'm thriving.

- I don't have much time,
but I did just nail a question

about the WWE,
and it made me realize...

your friendship makes my life
so much better.

And I'm sorry I treated you
like a problem.

What were you gonna tell me?
- Oh, um...

* *

Okay, uh...

I've been seeing Chloe.

And I really, really like her.

- Oh, my God.

[screams]

I'm so happy for you!

- Thanks.

- And I promise I will
always make time for you...

except for right now
because I have to be back

at Knowledge Bowl
in 30 seconds.

Okay!
- Oh, okay.

* *

- "You know,

"who you choose to be around
lets you know who you are.

"One car

"in exchange for knowing
what a man's made of?

That's a price
I can live with."

[applause]

- And now for our tie-breaking
question...

this notorious traitor--

[buzzer blares]
- Benedict Arnold!

- Bayside...

you just won Knowledge Bowl.
[cheers and applause]

- In your face,
in your face!

- * Dreams are
a heartbeat away *

* And the answers are all... *

- Ooh!
- Come on! You got him!

Get up!

- * Give me
one moment in time *

* When I'm racing
with destiny *

[whistle blows]

- Yes!

- Yes, that's
what I'm talking about!

Nice!

- * I will be *

* I will be *

* I will be free *

* *

* I will be free *

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

* *

- Hey, losers.

So you made it to the finals?

Big deal.

We know exactly how to beat Mac
in the obstacle course.

You're so predictable.

You're just a selfish loser
with daddy issues

who surrounds himself
with a bunch of yes-men

to protect his fragile ego.
- You tell him, Jake!

- I'm not like that.
- Yeah, you tell him, Mac!

- You don't know him.

Sure, he was on the cover
of "TIME" magazine

with the headline--

"Are America's Kids
Out of Control?"

But Mac's changed.

He's not all the way good
but better.

He's less selfish
than he used to be.

- I am less selfish.

And the only way that Bayside
can win is if I lose.

Oh, my God.

I'm not gonna run the race.
Jamie's gonna do it.

- What? I can't!

The algorithm said I have
no discernible talents.

- That doesn't matter!

All you have to do
is be not me.

- But we don't know anything
about him.

- Oh, that's too bad.

What'd you guys say to my dad
back in 1991?

"Have a nice race."

[cheers and applause,
whistle blows]

[upbeat music]

- Hey, Mac.

* *

- Oh, hi.

You know what?
I have a girlfriend.

But thank you so much to you

and your fellow
frontline workers.

* *

Oh!

When I'm done, I'm gonna
come back and turn that in

to the lost and found.
- What?

* *

- Oh, hey, Mr. Morris.

Thanks for raising
my best friend.

- Damn it.

* *

- Son, son,
you're not running the course?

- No, are you gonna make me
feel bad about it?

Like the time I couldn't
get space debris

to hit Toddman's house?

- Well, the Indian Ocean
was about as far off

as you could get.

But, no. Hey, look...

Mac, you never needed to prove
that you're better than me.

Of course you are.

You do stuff I never did
like...

think about other people.

You do community service.

You even studied for, like,
a whole day in a lie-berry.

And I never would've
given up the glory

of running the obstacle course
just to help the team.

You're a better man than me,
Mac Morris.

- You mean it?

[record scratch]
- Time-out.

Is this kid for real?

I just gave an A-plus speech,

and he's gonna ask
if I mean it?

Gen Z is soft, dude.

Time-in.

I do, kiddo.

[laughs]

all: Jamie, Jamie, Jamie!

[cheering]
- Yes!

[cheers and applause]
- Yeah!

- Yes!

[cheers and applause continue]

- Oh, my God,
Bayside won Spirit!

- We did it!

- I love you.

[upbeat music]

I did it!
Did anyone get that on tape?

- I did.
- Did anyone else?

- You know what?
Screw you.

all:
Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie!

Jamie!
- Atta boy!

* *

It's so much heavier
than I thought it was gonna be.

- I'm so proud of Mac.
- [sighs]

- And I'm so proud of you.
- Oh.

- I'm sorry I've been
such a distraction.

- I wouldn't say distraction.

I mean, yes, when you kept
sitting on my computer

like a cat...
- That's where the sunbeam was.

- Honey, you'll find
your thing.

Don't worry, okay?
Just relax.

The universe
will send you a sign.

- So get this--
the superintendent is retiring.

And I know, it's a lot of work,

and the election's gonna be
an uphill battle.

You got to be smart,
you got to be good with kids,

not afraid to take a stand.

And, no, it doesn't hurt to be
a little easy on the eyes.

So obviously...

both: I'm gonna run
for superintendent.

Uh-oh.

- Hey, congratulations.

- Thanks, buddy.

I do have one more question
for you, though.

What exactly did you whisper
in Gil's ear?

- Oh.

I just said,

"I only date guys who win
the Spirit Competition."

- [chuckles]

I like that.

* *

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Are you going to The Max?

- No, I figured you were going,
so, you know...

- I kind of figured
the same thing.

- Yeah.
- [chuckles]

Look, I don't want things
to be awkward between us.

You were right.

I just got a divorce.

We're coworkers.
You teach my son.

- Yeah.

- This is a bad idea.

- For sure.

[clears throat]

Uh, who cares?

["Did We Ever Have a Chance?"]

* *

- * Thought we'd always
be together *

* *

- * I was sure our love
would last *

* *

both:
* Here I am *

* All alone *

* Wondering what went wrong *

* Did we ever have a chance? *

* *

- * It's hard to see
this world without you *

* *

- * A lonely place
without romance *

both:
* Here I am *

* All alone *

* Wondering where
you've gone *

* Did we ever have a chance? *

* *

* Did we ever have a chance? *