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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,425 NEWS ANCHOR: If you're just joining, 2 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:09,093 we are about to witness a human consciousness 3 00:00:09,135 --> 00:00:11,053 reinserted into a printed clone body. 4 00:00:11,095 --> 00:00:14,014 Kristina Soon is reporting from the site of the first download. 5 00:00:14,098 --> 00:00:15,933 Kristina, what are scientists saying about 6 00:00:15,975 --> 00:00:17,727 the implications of today's procedure? 7 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:20,563 Well, that they are effectively reversing the upload process, 8 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:23,315 bringing us closer to endless corporeal life. 9 00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:26,902 Thanks, Kristina. More from you in Cupertino in a moment. 10 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,154 COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Oscar Mayer Intel. 11 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:30,197 Pushing the boundaries of meat. 12 00:00:33,451 --> 00:00:34,869 (exhales) Big night. 13 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:37,121 It'll be perfect. Everything's set. 14 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:39,039 No, I was talking about the download. 15 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:40,374 That could be me soon. 16 00:00:40,416 --> 00:00:42,668 IVAN: And there. 17 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:46,881 (exhales) 18 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:48,382 Not bad for a dead guy. 19 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:49,717 So dope, right? 20 00:00:49,759 --> 00:00:51,510 I don't know. It had more... 21 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,637 wow factor in the picture. 22 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:55,890 How about... Oh. 23 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:57,600 This one. 24 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:59,685 (whoops) Yes. 25 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,729 Yes. This is it. I love it. 26 00:01:01,771 --> 00:01:02,938 This just feels right. 27 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,023 Uh... 28 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,691 You look like a Jonas brother. 29 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:06,942 NATHAN: Great. Tonight's about me anyway. 30 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:10,279 I don't think so. Can I see... this one? 31 00:01:10,321 --> 00:01:11,947 If you upgrade to Timberlake Plus. 32 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:13,407 Okay. 33 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,119 (exhales) 34 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:18,746 Do I dare? 35 00:01:18,788 --> 00:01:19,872 Dare. 36 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,290 INGRID: Yes. 37 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:23,334 Uh, maybe we save the money for a download. 38 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:26,712 Are you kidding? It's perfect, babe. Go on. 39 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:29,548 (exhales) 40 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,383 Oh, hey, hey, hey. Hi. 41 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,384 Boundaries. 42 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:36,055 Relax, it's just the AI doing its job. 43 00:01:37,807 --> 00:01:39,809 Okay. 44 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:43,771 -Let's talk boutonnieres. -(gasps) Yes. 45 00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:46,732 -Eh, not really my style. -Baby, come on. 46 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,151 Today is our day. Right? 47 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,278 I've been planning every detail for a month. 48 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,571 Okay. 49 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,698 Good boyf. (chuckles softly) 50 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:57,076 -Rianne, turn your fucking walkie on. -Jesus. 51 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,079 No, Sheri needs candle duty backup. What have I... 52 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,081 (exhales) 53 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,708 Good move just saying yes, bro. 54 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,294 As the account holder, she's got all the power. 55 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,879 -(scoffs) Please. -Hey, man. 56 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:10,631 You want to fight her, it's your funeral. 57 00:02:10,673 --> 00:02:12,508 -I can't deal with any more hiccups. -Oh, shit. 58 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:14,760 -I can't. -Hey. Hey, come here. (shushes) 59 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,512 Everything is gonna be great. 60 00:02:16,554 --> 00:02:18,806 It's not about the food or the decorations. 61 00:02:18,848 --> 00:02:20,808 -Kinda. -It's about having your friends and family 62 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:22,977 all gathered to honor you. All right? 63 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:24,603 I'm gonna love it. I promise. 64 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,106 -(chuckles softly) -Not to party poop, 65 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,817 but upload funerals tend to be a little, mm... lame. 66 00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:31,569 No, I think you're just predicting your own, 67 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:32,945 which will probably be poorly attended, 68 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:34,071 but I was very popular. 69 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,489 I've been waiting my whole life for this. 70 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:37,449 -Tonight's gonna fucking rock. -(whispers): Yeah. 71 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,159 Okay. 72 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:40,661 Oh, shit! 73 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:42,454 (laughs) Are we good here? 74 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,665 'Cause, uh, I'm gonna go watch this on a real TV. 75 00:02:44,707 --> 00:02:45,791 Uh, no offense. 76 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,126 KRISTINA: There are about 200 people 77 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,128 in the room here witnessing this. 78 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,170 You can go, too. 79 00:02:53,132 --> 00:02:55,384 -Ugh. -KRISTINA: In seconds, the consciousness 80 00:02:55,426 --> 00:02:57,928 of Rupert Tilford will be reinserted 81 00:02:57,970 --> 00:03:01,724 into this clone body, printed by Oscar Meyer Intel 82 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:02,808 from his DNA. 83 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,393 NATHAN: This is my ticket home. 84 00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:06,395 KRISTINA: Tilford had the winning bid of 85 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:08,731 $4 billion, earning him the distinction of 86 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,734 becoming the first download in human history. 87 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,569 NEWS ANCHOR: Many would agree the opportunity 88 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:15,613 to live again in real life is worth any price. 89 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:17,823 KRISTINA: Okay, the team is now cueing up 90 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:20,159 the reinsertion process. 91 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,536 This will carry thousands of terabytes of data 92 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:24,288 -into the clone. -NEWS ANCHOR: And that data, 93 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:26,624 -that's his consciousness, right? -KRISTINA: Correct. 94 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:28,250 The machine is a reverse Scanner, 95 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:30,002 reorganizing the synaptic connections 96 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:31,295 in his brain cells. 97 00:03:31,337 --> 00:03:33,088 (beeping, whirring) 98 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:40,262 Rupert, can you hear me? 99 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,225 (applause) 100 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:49,271 They've made contact. 101 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,363 Uh... (sniffs) I-I smell... (sniffs) 102 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,239 uh, sweat. 103 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:02,326 It's fantastic. (chuckles) 104 00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:03,494 I'm me again. 105 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,245 Can you feel any sensation? 106 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:07,373 (chuckling): I can feel everything. 107 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,749 It's so beautiful. 108 00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:11,710 Oh. Oh. Oh. 109 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:14,338 (sniffs, moans) 110 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:16,090 Oh. Look. 111 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:18,342 (chuckling): Look, my fingers, my toes. 112 00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:19,385 It worked! 113 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,225 What? What's the matter? 114 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,561 Oh. Oh, no. 115 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,271 LEAD SCIENTIST: Uh, levels are dropping. 116 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:32,648 -Inject reserve unit supply. -(alarms beeping) 117 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:34,650 (grunting) 118 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:36,568 O-Okay, okay, stop. 119 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,778 Okay, this doesn't feel good. 120 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,196 -Mm... -Ew. 121 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,656 Re-upload me. 122 00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:42,408 -Re-upload me! Now! -(beeping continues) 123 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:46,078 Fucking upload me! Now! Fuck science! 124 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,080 (horrified murmurs) 125 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:49,540 (sustained beeping) 126 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,001 This is Kris... 127 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:55,421 Yeah, fuck those motherfucking tech assholes! 128 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:58,257 "Upload me! Upload me!" 129 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,551 (sighs) Mm-hmm. 130 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,931 (chuckles) Well, I... 131 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:09,184 guess I'll be here a little longer than we thought. 132 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:11,228 That's okay, baby. 133 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:13,063 'Cause I'll be right here with you. 134 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:14,189 Oh. 135 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,567 Oh, bebs, they just opened the doors. 136 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,736 I got to go. 137 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:21,030 (exhales) 138 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:23,032 Oh, shit. 139 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,825 How fast can you fix this? 140 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:26,869 ♪ ♪ 141 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,458 ERNIE: How are you feeling, Luke? 142 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:35,210 Lately? Can't complain. 143 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,421 I feel like I found a really great friend in Nathan, 144 00:05:37,463 --> 00:05:40,299 so if I ever start to feel weird, I just focus on that. 145 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,926 Really? That was fast. 146 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,428 And his funeral is soon, so... 147 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:46,305 when I'm the perfect shoulder to lean on, 148 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,140 I think we'll hit best friend status. 149 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:49,141 Possibly. 150 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:51,643 Wait. What do you know? 151 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,270 Well, are you sure you're invited? 152 00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:55,314 Doesn't his funeral start in ten minutes? 153 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,317 Yeah. We got to cut it short today. 154 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,943 Angel! (gasps) 155 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:03,155 -What room is Nathan New Guy in? -Which Nathan? Nathan Greenstein? 156 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:05,824 -Sure, Nathan New Guy. -10440. 157 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:10,329 Ew, God, no! Angel! 158 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,372 -What? -Young Nathan New Guy! 159 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:15,334 -Oh, the chisely one? Uh, Nathan Brown? -Yes! 160 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,295 Oh, well, have you considered minding your own damn business? 161 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:20,339 -(groans) -I cannot keep giving you information just because you... 162 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,841 -I don't have time for this bullshit. One star! -...ask me for the information. 163 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,384 -Angel supervisor! -Wait, no, no, no, you don't have to... 164 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:25,552 -You don't have to... -Hi. 165 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:28,055 My dumb angel is sucking again. I need the room of 166 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:30,599 my close friend and confidante, Nathan Brown. 167 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:32,601 I will throw myself into the torrent right now 168 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:34,436 if I don't get it; that's how frustrating 169 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:36,146 she's making this whole process. 170 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:39,191 Thank you for your feedback. I can assist you. 171 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:43,278 Nathan Brown is in 10556. 172 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,906 -Thank you. -You're so welcome. 173 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:48,242 Jesus Christ, I almost killed myself because of you. 174 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:50,035 You know, when you say that, 175 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,412 -it doesn't really have a meaning anymore, so... -Damn it. 176 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:55,249 He's already heading over, and he looks fantastic. 177 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,501 Angel, formal suit options. 178 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:05,008 Don't forget to keep your chin up, okay? 179 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,136 Hi. Enjoy the gift bags. 180 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,471 Ingrid. 181 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:11,473 You outdid yourself. 182 00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:14,935 And may I say, mourning suits you. 183 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:17,980 Aw, Derek. Nathan's really looking forward to seeing you. 184 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,691 That's a... that's a nice suit. 185 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:23,402 Hey, you are gonna bounce back so fast. 186 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,696 -You're such a strong woman. -(chuckles) 187 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,739 How much is it costing you to keep him up there? 188 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,741 Just curious. I mean... Don't get me wrong, 189 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,619 I love the guy. Love the guy. I'd do anything for him. 190 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:35,706 But, uh, you know you can do better. Right? 191 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,040 -Right? -(chuckles): Okay. 192 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,042 Wow. 193 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,712 Oh, yeah, I remember that. 194 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:44,381 (sighs) That was one of my top five haircuts. 195 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:46,091 (chuckles) 196 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,851 Wouldn't miss it for the world. (chuckles) 197 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:58,395 (chuckles): Hey. What? Wait, what now? 198 00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:00,647 Do you need a minute? On your count, you let me know. 199 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,816 Oh, you're here for the funeral. 200 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:05,068 Um, actually, my girlfriend kind of 201 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,112 planned the whole thing and... 202 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,448 she's trying to keep it pretty small. 203 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,657 (short buzz) 204 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:14,870 -(short buzz) -What? 205 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:16,955 -Come on! -Look, man, I didn't want to play 206 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,958 the vet card this early in our best friendship, 207 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,878 -but I wore my dress blues. -Yeah, I'm not gonna argue with that. 208 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,880 -Let's do this. -Yes! 209 00:08:24,922 --> 00:08:26,465 -And, uh, Luke? -Yes. 210 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,466 Cool. 211 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,885 -(melodic chime) -Oh. 212 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:31,511 (sighs) 213 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,807 (gasps) Nathan. 214 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,018 I'm so sorry about your death. 215 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:40,020 And so pleased about your britches. 216 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:43,482 -(chuckles softly) -I do hope that style returns permanently. 217 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,525 Well, thanks for coming, Mildred, um... 218 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:47,986 (smacks lips) 219 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,446 Mm. 220 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:51,031 Oh. 221 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,871 Who is that? 222 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,122 Ingrid's grandmother. 223 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,832 Yeah, she a hundred years old. 224 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,669 Okay, but, like, she's hot, right? 225 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,921 Something about that Great Depression vibe, 226 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:09,424 like she'd do anything for a can of soup. 227 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,093 -Yeah. -(both chuckle) 228 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:14,846 ♪ ♪ 229 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,565 (quiet chatter) 230 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,701 (sighs) 231 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,119 Oh. 232 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,370 (indistinct chatter) 233 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:39,621 (Ingrid and Nathan sigh) 234 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:40,789 Ing-lo Saxon. 235 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,499 My Brownie. Hi. 236 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:44,459 -(zapping) -Ooh. Ow. 237 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:47,254 -Sorry. -It's okay. Just say hi to my folks. 238 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:48,755 Hey, guys. Thanks for coming. 239 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,215 Well, we love Lakeview 240 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,426 and we are a Horizen family, after all. 241 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:55,470 Three generations of unlimited data. 242 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,390 Yeah. Jack, your hair looks really clean today. 243 00:09:58,432 --> 00:09:59,766 Mommy washed it. 244 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:02,227 -All right. -(Derek imitates gunfire) 245 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,146 Nath-him? I barely knew him. (laughs) 246 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,606 -D-bag. D-money. What's... -(zapping) 247 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:09,192 -Fuck me. I forgot. -Yeah. 248 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,111 You're dead, man. What's up? 249 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:14,197 (both grunting) 250 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,741 (imitating gunshots) 251 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,284 I'll take some of that action. 252 00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:19,870 (imitating gunshots) 253 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:22,122 Hey, man, is Jamie with you? 254 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:23,665 I don't know, man. 255 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,375 I-I went to pick him up and he flaked on me. 256 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,586 Said he had too much work to do, said you left him 257 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,754 -"in a jam." -No. 258 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,714 He's not returning my calls. 259 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:32,215 Hold on. 260 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,425 -Oh. -Hey. 261 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,551 Mom. 262 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,011 (laughs softly) You look so real. 263 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,387 I am real, Mom. 264 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:40,140 Well, I watched your head burn off. 265 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:41,391 NATHAN: Okay. 266 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,310 How's the food? 267 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:44,853 Oh, that's the best part. We get to eat 268 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:47,606 maple bacon doughnuts for breakfast every day. 269 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,691 Ooh, I've never had one of those. 270 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,109 -(chuckles) -Remember when 271 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,736 I used to pull a quarter from your ear? 272 00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:54,946 I can't do that now, 'cause you're in a video game. 273 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,992 What a beautiful day 274 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:03,538 for the celebration of our dearly uploaded Nathan Brown. 275 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,248 Brought to you by L'Oréal. 276 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:09,044 Please enjoy a randomly generated slideshow 277 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:12,381 of Nathan's own memories and iPhoto library 278 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,633 on the screen above me. 279 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:18,512 VIV: On Saturday, he ate through one slice of chocolate cake, 280 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,138 -one ice cream cone... -(choir singing over video) 281 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,848 Aw, my PAW Patrol lamp. 282 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:26,269 ...one slice of cheese, one slice of salami, 283 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,437 one lollipop, one... 284 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,189 (phone ringing) 285 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:32,317 -(clears throat) -(tennis players grunting) 286 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,320 Ooh. Be right back. 287 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,495 What's with the waves? 288 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,580 I don't know. 289 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:46,665 It's a setting. 290 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,418 They-they use it to cover nudity. 291 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:52,129 Probably in this case, jerking off. 292 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,381 -(soft laughter) -Perfect. 293 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:55,757 How do you know Nathan? 294 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:59,344 Oh, me? Uh, we, uh, work together. 295 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,595 -Mm. -You? 296 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,180 Engineering school. Carnegie Mellon. 297 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,390 I'm Bethany. 298 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,308 -Holden. -Glynn. 299 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,977 Nora. 300 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:10,814 So, what was Nathan like in college? 301 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:14,025 He was a well-adjusted freshman that got hotter every year. 302 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,987 By the end, he had a minor in narcissism. 303 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,947 -It was a campus full of nerds. -Yes. 304 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:21,116 So he was a big fish in a small pond. 305 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:23,660 He was a barracuda in a fucking toilet bowl. 306 00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:25,078 (laughs) 307 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,914 Not cocky, just on top of the world. 308 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,542 -He was a good boyfriend though. -Yeah. 309 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,377 -True. -Wait. 310 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,503 You all dated him? 311 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,046 Yeah, there was a gap between each of us-- 312 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,673 a small gap, but a gap. 313 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,383 Huh. 314 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,968 Did you ever date Nathan? 315 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,095 Oh, uh, no. 316 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,847 I don't, I don't think I'm his type. 317 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,849 -At-at all. -Really? 318 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:46,892 Yeah, I think you are. 319 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,104 -Oh. (giggles) -(camera clicking) 320 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,899 I don't know. 321 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,067 No. Try one more, one more. 322 00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,029 -(zipper unzips) -(laughs) Ew. 323 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,781 Stop, that's so bad. 324 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,575 Hey. How do you think this is going? 325 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:04,993 This is going pretty well, right? 326 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,536 Wait, where are they going? 327 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,371 Oh, Rams game. 328 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,876 Hey, baby. 329 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,546 (kissing) 330 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:23,303 (Nathan laughs) 331 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,350 ♪ ♪ 332 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,146 (siren wailing) 333 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:44,074 Lord... 334 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,743 I googled Nathan Brown. 335 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:47,994 And I liked what I saw. 336 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:51,289 Our Nathan was a son, a friend, 337 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,832 a one-time catalog model. 338 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,000 Two-time. Two-time. 339 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:57,212 Accomplished barista... 340 00:13:57,254 --> 00:14:01,049 and an avid fan of a violent children's game. 341 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,384 What, is he doing a Mad Libs? 342 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,594 I gave him some basic info about you. 343 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:07,430 -He's not wrong. -No, he-he's making me sound immature. 344 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,057 I had big things in the works. 345 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,976 Well, that didn't exactly pan out. 346 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,686 REVEREND: ...you gave Methuselah a thousand years 347 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,145 and he praised your name. 348 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,730 -(quiet beep) -Lord, you gave Noah 349 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,024 950 years, 350 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,151 hallelu! 351 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,280 -Psalm 88:10. -(laughs) 352 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,990 -(groaning quietly) -Do you show your wonders to the dead? 353 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,074 (clears throat) 354 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,618 Do their spirits rise up 355 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,912 and praise you?! 356 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:35,125 So with zero seconds to spare, goggle rings around my eyes. 357 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,002 What? Thank God for Gina. 358 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,545 What-what'd she do... 359 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:41,590 -(crowd cheering) -Hey. Hey, turn it back. 360 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,800 UNCLE LARRY: I'm just checking the score. 361 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,260 Right now. 362 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,806 So, how do you know Nathan? 363 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:53,643 We won a SoCal Shoot the World tournament back in 2030. 364 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:56,521 In the gaming community, they call me "Bear Claw." 365 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,940 No big deal. You play? 366 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,942 God, no. No. But I was active duty, 367 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:03,320 which is, you know, shooting the real world. 368 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:06,281 In the Army community, they call me "corporal." 369 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,907 Very big deal. 370 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,743 Cool. 371 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,537 Ah, I wish we could've given you a ceremony that was more you. 372 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,289 Money's just tight these days. 373 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,082 But things are okay, right? 374 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:19,794 I-I mean, you got the payout from the business with Jamie? 375 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,213 We got your equity shares. 376 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,591 And to be honest, it wasn't very much. 377 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:27,927 I-I mean, Jamie said a lot went to tying up loose ends 378 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,971 'cause you didn't finish the work. 379 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,314 You're Ingrid Kannerman. 380 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,733 Those are a lot of hors d'oeuvres. 381 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,402 I'm sorry, who are you? 382 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,321 Fran Booth, investigator. 383 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,530 Health investigator? 384 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,659 No, a suspicious circumstances investigator. 385 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,453 Think of me as a famous detective. 386 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,955 I have questions for you about the night of the incident. 387 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,207 Question one... 388 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,335 Hmm, you suddenly stiffened. 389 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,753 Nervous? 390 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,589 I'm just trying to understand the context 391 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,384 of your so-called boyfriend's premature upload. 392 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,802 Okay, he's my boyfriend-boyfriend, 393 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,387 and it was not premature. 394 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,638 He was dying. 395 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,264 Not according to the hospital. 396 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,266 His vitals were going back up. 397 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,269 In case you were hoping for a big payout from the car company, 398 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,437 hope for something else. 399 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,064 Okay. Fran, is it? 400 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:24,901 So there's some really amazing deep hair conditioning masks 401 00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,778 in those gift bags over there. 402 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,613 Maybe you should check those out. 403 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,240 Hair masks are for ding-dongs. 404 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,742 Okay. I'm gonna say a few words. 405 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,661 -I'll be listening. -That's good. 406 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,996 -That's why I told you. -Yeah. 407 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,417 Bye. 408 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,043 (Ingrid clears throat) 409 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,837 Excuse me. Thank you. 410 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,676 Thank you all for being here to celebrate 411 00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:52,679 in this beautiful location, with a well-curated menu 412 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:55,140 and tasteful floral arrangements. 413 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:59,227 Though today has been blissfully perfect in many ways, 414 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,813 we need to remember a tragic event 415 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,983 that happened to a very important person: 416 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,192 Rupert Tilford. 417 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,652 What? 418 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,321 The download misfire was a shock to us all, 419 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,615 as men and women of good conscience 420 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:15,410 and as a global community. 421 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:19,581 Now, you can focus on the bloody aftermath-- 422 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,624 and there was a lot of blood-- 423 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:25,837 or... you can focus on those beautiful four seconds, 424 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:30,675 when an upload was back in his own body. 425 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,218 Come on. 426 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:36,848 Now, I choose to live in those four seconds, 427 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:40,059 because positive thinking is truly the most powerful force 428 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,603 we have in this world. 429 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,438 Am I right? 430 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,689 So... 431 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,400 to those four seconds. 432 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,737 (man coughs) 433 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,322 Those four seconds! 434 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,698 Thank you. 435 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:54,949 (quiet chatter) 436 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,243 Uh... (clears throat) Hey. 437 00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:00,038 Babe, um, can you clink your glass again for me? 438 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,290 -Oh. Sure, booby. (laughs) -Thanks. 439 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,750 Whoops. One more. 440 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,001 (Nathan clears throat) 441 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,836 Hey. Hey, everyone. 442 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,379 Um, thank you all for coming. 443 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,632 At this time, I would just like to ask, 444 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:14,177 you know, any of my friends if they want to say... 445 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:17,847 anything... about me. 446 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,974 I-I always knew you jerked it to women's tennis. 447 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,435 -Okay. -Was it the grunting, or...? 448 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:23,853 (laughs) 449 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:24,979 Okay. 450 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,231 Would anyone other than Uncle-- 451 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,649 Uncle Larry, put your fucking hand down. 452 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,652 Anyone else at all want to (clears throat) say something? 453 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:33,071 Maybe a nice eulogy? Derek? 454 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,113 Oh, he's gone. 455 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,157 (clears throat) Um, okay. 456 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,076 Uh, Bobby? 457 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,078 Jamie? 458 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,329 No-shows. 459 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,331 Um... 460 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,749 Willia... (chuckles) 461 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,917 William! 462 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:47,919 William. 463 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,296 Uh, as, uh, 464 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,340 manager of Nathan's apartment complex... 465 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,508 No. No, no. No. 466 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,927 Uh, other William? 467 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,053 He left. 468 00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,973 He was a nice guy. 469 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,975 We both were named William. 470 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,643 Oh, God. Uh, let's go to New York. 471 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,144 Maybe... 472 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:07,522 Oh. 473 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,732 Hey, Bethany, Glynn, Holden. 474 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:10,942 -Hey. -Hey. -Hi. 475 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,570 What? 476 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:14,988 Hi. 477 00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:15,989 INGRID: No! 478 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,324 No more exes, please. 479 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,577 What was wrong with my speech? 480 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,162 Uh... 481 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,832 well, you didn't even mention me. 482 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,334 I mean, not that I got to choose any details, 483 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,837 but to not even be mentioned? 484 00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:33,047 Okay, do you have something you want to say? 485 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,717 A month ago, I wasn't even planning on attending 486 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,385 my own funeral, 487 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,804 but I really never would've guessed 488 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,806 that it would suck this hard. 489 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,434 Suck? 490 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,019 Italian cortito suit. 491 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,812 -Oh, God. -Boutonniere. 492 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,106 -(sputters) -Minibar chips at nine bucks a bag. 493 00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,317 -I put those back. -How about therapy dog? 494 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,943 -Angel service? -Great. Great. 495 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,029 Why don't you just delete me, save all the money? 496 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,071 Okay, don't tempt me. 497 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,576 Your friend Derek made it pretty clear I could go home with him. 498 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,417 (sighs) 499 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,586 You're right. 500 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,838 I'm just being ungrateful. 501 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,425 So let's just do whatever you want. 502 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,093 (whispers): Thank you. 503 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:26,935 (groans softly) 504 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,311 -This is too sad. -Yeah. 505 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,687 We're gonna get a table across the street, 506 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,939 if you want to join. 507 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,523 Oh, uh, I can't. 508 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,233 Long commute home. 509 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,194 But... thanks. 510 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,570 Yeah. It was really great to meet you, 511 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:40,698 even if it did get a little dark towards the end there. 512 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,420 (sighs) 513 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:55,880 Hey, Cousin Fran. 514 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,340 Nice of you to come. 515 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,217 Sorry for your loss. 516 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,927 Do you have any enemies, 517 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,887 and can you list them in order of most likely 518 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,472 to want to kill you to least likely? 519 00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:05,932 What? What is this about? 520 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,101 I'm helping your mom sue Google Motors. 521 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:11,396 It is my theory your car was tampered with. 522 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,731 But you're not an investigator. 523 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,025 You're a middle school gym teacher. 524 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,111 I'm excellent at puzzles. 525 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,030 Okay. Well... (chuckles) 526 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,241 I don't remember having any enemies. 527 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,077 But I have been having some memory problems lately. 528 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,453 Oh, just like your car. 529 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,913 (loudly): Interesting. 530 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,000 Right. 531 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:35,294 -Well, enjoy the snacks, Fran. -I have. 532 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,974 INGRID: Please grab a L'Oréal gift bag on your way out. 533 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,392 Thank you. 534 00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:56,733 You know I didn't mean those things I said before, right? 535 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,401 I know, babe. 536 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,821 Best funeral ever. 537 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,406 Yeah. 538 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:05,074 It was. 539 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,414 Okay, Rianne! Where are you? 540 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,626 Rianne? 541 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,087 Yo, dog. 542 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:19,589 Check it. 543 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,470 Hmm. 544 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,224 -(sighs) -That you? 545 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,392 Yeah. 546 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,603 The new Botox Babies dropped. 547 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,855 -I saved it to watch together. -(babies crying) 548 00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:38,316 (laughs): Oh, yes. 549 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,859 You're the best. 550 00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:41,444 All right, give me two seconds. 551 00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:44,572 Just want to see if someone is working late in L.A. 552 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,160 Call Josh Pitzer. 553 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:51,287 (phone speed dials) 554 00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:52,705 Josh Pitzer. 555 00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:54,082 Mr. Pitzer. Hi. 556 00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:55,875 Nora Antony from New York. 557 00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,335 Christ, it's, like, 1:00 a.m. there. 558 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,544 Why are you stalking me? 559 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,838 I had a couple questions about Nathan Brown, who came in 560 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,092 with Jamie Arpaz to talk about a project called Beyond. 561 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:06,219 I'm not going to confirm or deny any of that, 562 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,012 and the fact you have knowledge of it 563 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,223 tells me that someone's broken an NDA, so... 564 00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:12,350 Nathan Brown is dead. 565 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,727 I was just at his funeral. 566 00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:16,354 Wow. 567 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,273 They were both so young. Um... 568 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,776 I mean, I was angry 569 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:24,570 at the one who refused to sell, but I would never want this. 570 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,072 Which one died? 571 00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:28,407 Was it the shy one or the-the really good-looking guy? 572 00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:30,785 The really good-looking guy. 573 00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:33,412 Tell me, why did they refuse your investment? 574 00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:36,082 They didn't. I mean, I don't know 575 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,960 who you're talking about, and none of that ever happened. 576 00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:45,424 (sighs softly) 577 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,180 -Jamie. -(phone speed dials) 578 00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:52,682 AUTOMATED VOICE: The person at 2-1-3-5- 579 00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:54,100 -M-percent-sign- -(scoffs) 580 00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:57,478 5-7-3-1-8-9-2 is not available. 581 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,564 To leave a message, begin speaking at the tone. 582 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:00,648 (electronic tone) 583 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:03,359 Hey. It was my funeral today. 584 00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:05,278 Yeah. Derek was there. 585 00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:06,612 He was a huge dick. 586 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,948 I guess he was hitting on Ingrid. 587 00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:11,492 Uh... oh, but I had a nice toast given to me 588 00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:14,537 by my apartment manager William, so... 589 00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:16,581 that was a huge highlight. 590 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:19,792 Anyway, it was just weird seeing everybody. 591 00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:22,503 Or, well, almost everybody. 592 00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:25,173 Give me a call sometime, man. 593 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:27,216 Looks like I'll be here for a while. 594 00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:30,887 (chuckles): Unless Ingrid decides to stop paying the bills. 595 00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:32,972 (sighs) 596 00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:34,599 Okay. 597 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,393 I've had about enough of today, but... 598 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:39,770 you know, tomorrow's a new one, right? 599 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,814 Maybe I'll talk to you then. 600 00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:44,859 ("The Bottom of It" by Fruit Bats playing) 601 00:24:46,444 --> 00:24:48,863 -(exhales) -(singer vocalizing) 602 00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:01,250 ♪ Now that you've gotten to the autumn of ♪ 603 00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:04,295 ♪ Your years and you feel your best yet ♪ 604 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:07,465 ♪ So happy that you got to the bottom of ♪ 605 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:10,134 ♪ The fears that were fettering you ♪ 606 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:12,053 ♪ And you found a round stone ♪ 607 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:17,058 ♪ And you're wearing it around like a jewel. ♪ 608 00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:19,101 ♪ ♪ 42214

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